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Tue October 12, 2021
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham praises North Carolina LT Governor Mark Robinson for preaching 'Hate Thy Neighbor'
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a three-year-old followed the family dog into the woods, but only the dog returned. Today, officials were pleased to find out that the dog did not eat the boy
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just a lesser demon
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: Zuckerburger: "That's just not true." Alrighty then, case closed. The power of the Billyonairos
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser announces the birth of a new Clydesdale foal. Expect to wean it onto solid food in about 5 months, starting with spaghetti
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What doctors tell COVID deniers: "Just stop looking at Facebook," "Please do not try to wait out a pandemic. A pandemic will win," and "You are welcome to leave, but you will be dead before you get to your car"
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Fri October 01, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Missouri man trying to sell catalytic converter online arrested after 'large bag of meth' seen in ad. Show Me state indeed
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Tue September 28, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Social media manager of the far-right Lega in Italy, who regularly accused migrants of being drug dealers, is under investigation for drug dealing. Alanis Morissette seen getting ready for a road trip
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the weeks since a Michigan doctor wrote about 8 combative COVID patients, 6 of them have died. Hope he has a good alibi
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Laundrie sighting put in spin cycle
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Wed September 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Shhhh, secret hospital; don't tell anybody. It has a Panera
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Weatherman says he has authority over his body. Station group says they have authority over his employment
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Fri September 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two fish, one hook. Safe for work
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man who fought to end "Faucism" has... well, you know how this goes
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Turns out Mammoth Cave is even more mammoth than previously thought
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Some headlines need no help: Galveston fines lawyer for strolling beach as Michael Myers with bloody knife
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Thu September 09, 2021
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you're still waiting on your UPS delivery of three bags of weed, the Geneva, Wisconsin police are holding both bags for you
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What IS it about guns that makes toddlers firing them accidentally FAR more accurate and deadly than people like cops who shoot them intentionally?
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Doing 117 MPH will not help in getting your license
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Fri September 03, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Beth's Cafe, known for their 12-egg omelettes, to shut down for three to six months or until the Covid-19 pandemic is ova
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Wed September 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like the General Lee's in more trouble than a Junebug in molasses. And it's pretty thick molasses, too
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
This man and his crew have selflessly fed thousands of people locally, and nationally. He's back at it again
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Oh, the poor manatee
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(Oklahoman)
 
 
 
So parts of Alabama have already announced lack of hospital beds and futility of calling ambulances. Oklahoma announces the whole state is out of beds. Link to your left. Betting pool on the next state to your right
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Mon August 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's a bit early for Caturday but three cheers for these Polish fisherman that found some stowaway kittens on their boat and stayed in contact with the mainland until they could be brought home
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"It was the best day of our lives," says bride of her superspreader wedding
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the mayor of Lake of the Ozarks posts on Facebook he's trying to bring Ivermectin into a hospital to save the owner of a barbecue joint
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Real life Disney movies don't end up nearly as cute or fun
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
California police scramble patrol cars and aircraft to locate buses containing 200 ANTIFA terrorists coming down from Oregon based on social media tips from helpful trolls
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Locate us a ring, or a dojo ... Higgins out"
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Thu August 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The threatened species known as the "horny toad," or horned lizard, is reproducing in Texas. No this doesn't concern Matthew McConaughey
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(FITS News)
 
 
 
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery," Stutts noted in a recent Facebook post. Uh, achievement unlocked?
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of people who think Afghanistan 'Dark Tourist' is an asshat updated to include his mom (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian snake gets inspired by Dune remake
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Tue August 17, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good boy stuck in Lazy boy
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Fri August 13, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hey Maw, I heard they found gators in farm ponds up in Tennessee mountains. We ought look twice before settling down in the outhouse out back
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Wait until she finds out what happens when you put metal pans in the microwave
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The world's rarest rabbit has been found on facepage and has the good sense to ignore your pleas for friendship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder John Meadows has struck his final pose at age 49
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida sets yet another new record. No not that one
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Wed August 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He died the same way he lived... aptly
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Rough day: One of your country's prized nuclear submarines breaks down. Someone's getting executed: Sub breaks down while surfaced and being escorted through an enemy country's waters
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(Independent)
 
 
 
It's just too bad that Covid doesn't give a shiat that your quads are blasted or your BMI is at its peak. Sad tag is because subby is not heartless
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Whether by accident or thanks to fate, Payday's owner spotted his family's long-lost dog on an Adopt-A-Pet segment, which quickly led to a very happy reunion just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. (With a heartwarming video)
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Taiwan beats China to take the gold in badminton and the communists are furious. Somewhere, Jesse Owens is smiling
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe the alligator was simply having a hard day and just wanted to relax, Linda. You ever think about that?
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tasmanian drivers have such devilish behavior that a charity bike ride was cancelled
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host and COVID denier quickly moving through "finding out" and approaching "found out"
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Sat July 31, 2021
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
So we have to remind people not to hammock on power lines
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Service station mixes up the gasoline and diesel storage tanks. Whoopsie-daisy
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Mississippi man says getting Covid could cost you an arm and a leg. Well, a leg anyway
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Being American Samoa Teacher of the Year does not guarantee racial discrimination will not befall you. Welcome to Alabama
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Sun July 25, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Subby had never heard of the term "Bon Quisha" before, but it's apparently a term you shouldn't call Black women on Facebook, especially if you want to keep your job
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Russia disconnected from global internet in tests. Your family's Facebook posts just turned a lot more sane
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Thu July 22, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Annamie Paul ties up pre-election party resources by suing her own party in court. Jason Kenney, logging concerns, seen laughing maniacally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Homeowners yell, "Have him die somewhere else," at lawncare-worker trying to save neighbor's life on their lawn. Florida tag crestfallen after selection of Murica tag in a tossup decision
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Probably the top balloon pilot in the world" remembered for skill, creativity, inability to fly
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
86-year-old janitor who spent 20 years as political prisoner in Cuban prison takes his termination after 31 years with grace, if by grace you mean recreate that scene from "Scarface" after the Diaz Brothers hit goes awry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan man renovating his back porch has got some serious balls
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Plane crash emphasizes poor Russian aviation safety record, regional woes, stupendous lithobraking ability
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Mon July 05, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dalmatian has litter of only 16 puppies. Pathetic
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Sat July 03, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Genius hack: take your new Starlink connection anywhere by mounting the satellite dish on the hood of your car
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Thu July 01, 2021
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raleigh escaped Cobra owner previously was sent to the E.R after doing the Mamba Mambo
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Conservatives in Canada decide to just go full MAGA
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Sun June 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Translation for "Allez Opi-Omi": I'm getting sued, Grandpa and Grandma
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shelter: "Happy birthday to this beautiful fella who would love a nice, quiet home to live out his golden years.The only rule for adopting Sammy, though? You have to throw him a 20th birthday party on 6/15/22". Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 25, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I feel like I've seen this movie
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Trump slams Vulcan senator for being logical
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Tue June 22, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / did argue about fluoride in the wabe / all outraged were the Mims residents / and the ADA outgrabe
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