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Mon February 06, 2023       It's Monday, time for another ad on CNBC posing as an article. This one is from a 35 year old mother who claims to make $240,000 a month working four hours a day source: cnbc.com   |   share: 34         Goldman Sached source: theweek.com   |   share: 9   Sun February 05, 2023       Apparently, some supermarket workers fulfilling orders from customers don't like getting special requests such as getting ice cream from the back of the freezer or picking out the freshest cucumbers source: nz.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 75         Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 60         Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once source: pennlive.com   |   share: 13         So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites? source: thoughtcatalog.com   |   share: 62   Sat February 04, 2023       What would you do with 800kg of chewing tobacco? Singapore doesn't do NASCAR or baseball, so customs officers would really like to know source: straitstimes.com   |   share: 30         Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday source: people.com   |   share: 1086   Fri February 03, 2023       Your grandma at The Villlages doesn't have that loofah on her golf cart because she's into being clean, she's got it hanging out because she's into being dirty. So very, very dirty source: nypost.com   |   share: 82         Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake? source: thehill.com   |   share: 57         Can Gen Z make friends in the pandemic era? Subby would just tell them to hang out at the mall. Oh wait source: bbc.com   |   share: 50   Thu February 02, 2023       Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg source: upi.com   |   share: 52         Today's "free service" you're paying for with your personal data: GoodRx pharmacy discount cards source: statnews.com   |   share: 25   Wed February 01, 2023       Meta announces $40 billion stock buyback, which will increase Zuckerbot's net worth by $5.44 billion source: cnbc.com   |   share: 45         Mark Zuckerberg defeats the FTC's antitrust challenge. Still not a real, live boy source: politico.com   |   share: 10   Tue January 31, 2023       Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL" source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 194         Family grateful that they are reunited with their cock... sorry, cockatiel source: wral.com   |   share: 24         Here's a link to some photos of an "adult baby store". What's your opinion on a place like this and also, do you think this could be a successful business? Subby's opinion is on the left source: indystar.com   |   share: 37         A social platform based on links to news articles? What kind of stupid idea is that? source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 61         Let's take a tour of a house with a cave in the basement. There is a video. Subby's dad took him in with the previous owner many years ago. Nice to see it get some new views source: upworthy.com   |   share: 9         Ornithological charity locked out of Twitter after repeated woodcock tweets... although to be fair, they also mentioned boobies, tits and shags, along with which local birds they woodcock, given half a chance. Will now move to expurgated Twitter source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 40         Day 342 of WW3: Western allies divided over Ukraine's push for F-16s: France and Poland appear willing to entertain Kyiv's request, while the US has dismissed the possibility. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 616   Mon January 30, 2023       Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade source: masslive.com   |   share: 55   (Some Guy)       Seems like the Scots have been nipping into the whiskey a little too much this weekend, they've spotted a glowing cloud shaped like the country in the sky source: scottishdailyexpress.co.uk   |   share: 25         Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, had a stroke on Wednesday, hospitalized Thursday, Friday, sadly passed away Saturday. In Pace Requiescat source: deadline.com   |   share: 58         Facebook, Google, and Amazon leadership: How do you do fellow employees? source: vox.com   |   share: 36   Sun January 29, 2023       "It's a trap" Admiral Ackbear source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 13         What does God need with a Super Bowl ad? source: cnn.com   |   share: 191         Human subcultures are nested fractally. There's no bottom source: uproxx.com   |   share: 50   Sat January 28, 2023       DOJ to investigate the man most responsible for the use of the Fake tag the past month source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 56         School board member states an obvious truth during meeting; MAGAt heads explode in fury source: foxnews.com   |   share: 218         Day 339 of WW3: Ukraine troops locked in fierce battle with Orcs for control of town of Vuhledar. President Zelensky says the situation at the front remains acute, particularly in the eastern Donetsk region. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 608         A second Frappuccino is scheduled to hit Japanese Starbucks this Valentine's Day. Cue the Opera source: soranews24.com   |   share: 3   Fri January 27, 2023       "Nano needles" can combat antibiotic resistance by "poking bacteria to death." Finally, a real use for Facebook source: timesofisrael.com   |   share: 11         North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 38   Thu January 26, 2023       Driver escapes injury when tree branch impales windshield. The state of the driver's underwear was not reported source: upi.com   |   share: 18         Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle source: soranews24.com   |   share: 9         Oh, nothing. Just an old text resurfacing of George Santos saluting Hitler and joking about killing Blacks and Jews. It's not like the GQP is going to do anything about it anyway source: patch.com   |   share: 147         Three things Meta must do to protect democracy now that they're letting TFG have his accounts back. But won't, because, well, this is the world we live in now source: slate.com   |   share: 66   Wed January 25, 2023       TFG unbanninated from Facepalm, Instasham source: cnn.com   |   share: 103         Yo dawg - Oreo heard you like Oreos source: usatoday.com   |   share: 18   Tue January 24, 2023       GPT 'not particularly innovative,' and 'nothing revolutionary', says man who totally could've invented it himself, but just didn't want to source: zdnet.com   |   share: 31   Mon January 23, 2023       Idiot factory FaceBook is here to help, Brazil edition source: economictimes.indiatimes.com   |   share: 13         Vandalism? Spray painting, that's vandalism. Shooting out windows of a public establishment seems a lot more severe source: advocate.com   |   share: 42         Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame source: msn.com   |   share: 69   Sun January 22, 2023 (Some Guy)       Boy goes inside shipping crate while playing hide and seek with friends. What could go wrong? source: theonlinecitizen.com   |   share: 37         Step 8: Delete your account and live a happier, more fulfilling life source: popsci.com   |   share: 36   Fri January 20, 2023       Alphabet to abbreviate 12,000 unnecessary letters source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 6         Baltimore Police Officer, Facebook Lives himself at home, coaching, at the gym all while receiving 200K in overtime. Police Union blames rampant crime in Baltimore for excess source: dailyvoice.com   |   share: 55         Self-proclaimed lover of the Constitution can't name the third amendment source: msn.com   |   share: 180   Thu January 19, 2023       What do you want? For European Farkers to submit a drink honoring the JUICE mission to Ganymede launching in April. Sad: No ingredients consisting of a carbon chain attached to a hydroxyl group. American Farkers: Anything goes on the comments source: esa.int   |   share: 8         Five prisoners pull a Shawshank source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 45   Wed January 18, 2023       Apparently the solution to 4chan is Kenya source: time.com   |   share: 11         Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 111         Secretary at a Louisiana public school resigns after sending a text message in which she asked a coach to remind students that they had [N-word] day lol mark Luther king" Day off. Members of the school community were shocked, but not that shocked source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 156   Tue January 17, 2023       Doesn't matter, had sex on Channel 4 source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17   Mon January 16, 2023       Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach source: msn.com   |   share: 58   (Some Guy)       Three people got out of this wreck. (Pics) Fark: The first responders didn't use anything on the car source: wtaj.com   |   share: 57         Baby named after wife's favorite takeaway dish. Joins siblings Chicken Korma and Doner Kebab source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 65         Nova the cloud leopard had help on the outside for her escape. Screws and cops clamping down. Andy Dufresne hides wire cutters in the wall source: wfaa.com   |   share: 16   Fri January 13, 2023       Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: 19         Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her" source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: 114         Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 92   Thu January 12, 2023     Surgeons big brass balls intact after surgery to remove live grenade from solider source: bbc.com   |   share: 53         D'oh source: nypost.com   |   share: 36         AirBnB turns into stab fest. Cleaning fee automatically tripled source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 39         It's Kiss A Ginger Day. Snap to it, Fark source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 144   Wed January 11, 2023       Someone call The Police The band, not the authorities, to Florida to see what washed up on the beach source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: 19         Try to steal a ten-ton statue and whaddya get? Another day older, and pharaoh regret source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 31   Tue January 10, 2023       Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex source: boston25news.com   |   share: 54         After cratering 64% last year Meta is now most liked, poked mega-cap internet stock source: msn.com   |   share: 12         Wisconsin energy company cites a few really cold days in December as reason to double its customers' bills, suggests notching thermostat from 72° down to 71° every once in a while. Yeah, that ought to solve it source: wisn.com   |   share: 12         Is this wrong? Should the supermarket employee not be doing this? No really, because apparently people are divided on this source: 7news.com.au   |   share: 124         Videos show multi-colored streetlight flying over homes across the UK then burning up in the sky. Also shows streetlights that have already landed on the ground source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 12         Texas really does has a problem with South American immigrants source: upi.com   |   share: 5   Mon January 09, 2023       Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap source: ozarksfirst.com   |   share: 67         Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up source: dw.com   |   share: 15         "Immediate Evacuation Order for all of Montecito, parts of Carpinteria, Summerland & City of Santa Barbara. LEAVE NOW" source: ktla.com   |   share: 208         Suez Canal traffic sees release after authorities address Glory hold source: cnbc.com   |   share: 26         Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page source: yahoo.com   |   share: 71   Sun January 08, 2023       Still no word if it's a swan or a goose source: thenorthernecho.co.uk   |   share: 16         Krispy Kreme Japan unveils limited-edition tit doughnuts, celebrating the great tits found only in Hokkaido source: soranews24.com   |   share: 15         Sorry nutters, all these weird sightings of animals moving in circles are not proof of any wild conspiracy theory. Wrap some more tinfoil around your heads ... in circles source: observers.france24.com   |   share: 43   Sat January 07, 2023     Sometimes it takes dog to save a dog, especially if there's butt smelling involved source: msn.com   |   share: 1         Because it's idiotic source: spectator.co.uk   |   share: 86         Hawaii is now the US state with the longest life expectancy. Subby will go there to work on his Dracula puppet rock opera source: thehill.com   |   share: 46   Fri January 06, 2023       Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 100         The Winklevoss twins are in a big mess. This is not a repeat from Facebook source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 8         Why you should never try to dodge flying rats with your car source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17   Thu January 05, 2023       Meta fined €390m after the EU's data authority rejected the company's argument that users agree to receive ads based on their personal data when they enter into a "contract" with its social media platforms via the terms and conditions they sign source: theguardian.com   |   share: 5         Romance novelist who committed suicide two years ago announces that it was actually her evil twin source: jezebel.com   |   share: 39   Wed January 04, 2023       My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn' source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 38         A community came together when a family's dog escaped from her yard during very cold weather. Family, friends & total strangers searched for Misty for 5 days, ending with her being found safe miles from home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: wlfi.com   |   share: 200         Apple hiking battery replacement prices by $20+. Tim Apple's got to get you one way or another source: appleinsider.com   |   share: 33   Tue January 03, 2023       Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO source: vice.com   |   share: 24         Ken Block killed in snowmobile crash. No snark for this one. RIP to a modern racing legend source: roadandtrack.com   |   share: 147         Cop kills two people? Meh. Cop kills two white cheerleaders? Oh Dear, now you've done it source: msn.com   |   share: 82   Mon January 02, 2023       Kirk Cameron is resorting to lying to trick the simpletons into buying his new book source: onlysky.media   |   share: 70   Sun January 01, 2023       CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10 source: yahoo.com   |   share: 51   Sat December 31, 2022       Too bad Gallagher didn't have one of these source: 7news.com.au   |   share: 46   Fri December 30, 2022       Meet the leading contenders to replace the Twitter emperor source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 38         Why do conservatives hate the movie "Glass Onion" so much? Because at its core, it's tearing down and exposing as frauds the sort of men they love to worship, like Elon Musk and TFG source: msnbc.com   |   share: 210         "I cheated on my wife and I'm obsessed with digging up dirt on her to use if she finds out. You got any?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 8         New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo source: foxnews.com   |   share: 29   Thu December 29, 2022       Congrats, you have aggressive lung cancer. Sorry, meant to say Merry Christmas. Only some of you have aggressive lung cancer. We good? source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 24         Electronics purchasers wind up with shingles, presumably aren't old enough for the vaccine to be recommended source: boston25news.com   |   share: 46         As bad as Facebook and Google are, there are actually tech companies in the world who are vastly worse when it comes to wielding their power to control and harm customers source: slate.com   |   share: 4   Wed December 28, 2022       Southwest finally gets a plane in the air, turns back because two passengers want to improv and make a scene source: ktvu.com   |   share: 58         Facebook makes depressed people more depressed. No word yet on what Fark does source: psypost.org   |   share: 118   Tue December 27, 2022       Old billionaire guy tells everyone to shut up and stop complaining about being poor because reasons. Marie Antoinette would nod knowingly if it wasn't for a severe neck injury source: cnbc.com   |   share: 30   Mon December 26, 2022       DoooooooOOOOOOOME source: thehill.com   |   share: 82   Sun December 25, 2022       Kix's drummer almost blew his fuse completely during a show in Virginia source: popculture.com   |   share: 41         Teens who snuck out of houses failed to make it to chosen destination of Waffle House source: fox5atlanta.com   |   share: 41   Fri December 23, 2022       The divine transplendance of open borders source: sendaylinleach.medium.com   |   share: 57         Kill all robots source: fox59.com   |   share: 44         Floating restaurant isn't source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 35         The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it? source: npr.org   |   share: 117         Mom isn't allowed to see her child's nativity play because of tattoos source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 50   Thu December 22, 2022       Bear cub "fixes" a researcher's wildlife camera. Comments that probably include Farside comics to the right source: fox9.com   |   share: 7   Wed December 21, 2022 (Some Guy)       Chilliwack woman falls victim to crypto scam. All her money is gone gone gone source: saanichnews.com   |   share: 50         Snow-blowing unicorn returns source: vicnews.com   |   share: 23         If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 118         Documents prove Zuckerbot was deep into Anal before coming clean source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 7         Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 33         There is going to be a lot of friction in this marriage, either the good kind or the bad kind, hard to tell which source: msn.com   |   share: 21         ♫ Deck the beard with baubles of folly... fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 20   Tue December 20, 2022       I'm starting to think Australians have Stockholm syndrome source: iflscience.com   |   share: 66         John Carmack leaves the VR business, saying it's a bigger s--tshow than Daikatana and John Romero source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 65   Mon December 19, 2022       The EU takes control and hits Zuckerbot with antitrust charges over its marketplace service because the US still stays a little more bought source: msn.com   |   share: 25   Sun December 18, 2022       Defund the police source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 74         CSB Sunday Morning: The best gift Santa Claus ever brought you source: firstpost.com   |   share: 122         Japanese grandma's lifehack is all about peeling a mandarin efficiently source: soranews24.com   |   share: 12         Former Facebook security chief Alex Stamos points out Tesla's continued stock losses could allow activist investors to attempt wrestling control of the company from Phoney Stark source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 48   Sat December 17, 2022       Russian troops stationed in Belarus on brink of civil war with Belarus troops as tensions explode over ethnic insults. No cows being flung by trebuchets yet but it could come to it (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 104         Meta no longer Doomed source: engadget.com   |   share: 19   Fri December 16, 2022       Arguably the world's greatest drummer not named Neil Peart dies at age 78 source: consequence.net   |   share: 98   Thu December 15, 2022       Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter account of a corporate rival source: yahoo.com   |   share: 63   (Some Guy)       Finally, justice for the best band of the eighties: The Cramps source: faroutmagazine.co.uk   |   share: 71         It looks like Queen Quirky quit the Democratic Party so she'd have more time to sell her used stuff on Facebook Marketplace source: slate.com   |   share: 63         Facebook is facing a two-billion-dollar lawsuit by a professor from Kenya whose father was killed by militants amped up on those delicious Facebook juices. Facebook yawns, blames the language barrier, moves on source: upi.com   |   share: 23   Wed December 14, 2022       Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well source: foxnews.com   |   share: 6   Tue December 13, 2022       That pic you took displaying bloody knuckles and grinning ear to ear just after beating the crap out of a homeless army vet probably isn't going to "play" well during the trial of that police brutality lawsuit he filed against you, officer source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 59         Congressional hearing on FTX bankruptcy - discussion of SBF indictment imminent (Live now) source: c-span.org   |   share: 129   Mon December 12, 2022       Meta, formerly Facebook and the company with the motto to "connect every person in the world", has shut down its Connectivity division after nearly a decade of work you have never heard of source: theverge.com   |   share: 4         War On Christmas gets underway as shotgun-wielding guy threatens to parum pum pum pum middle school drumline at holiday parade source: wral.com   |   share: 38   Sun December 11, 2022       Well, former kayaker anyway source: fox8.com   |   share: 36   Sat December 10, 2022       Alabama cops seeking guy, all because he swiped item in-store from woman's shopping cart...yeah, it WAS her baby source: wrko.iheart.com   |   share: 38         In another oppressive move, Texas would like to ban social media for those under 18. What a sad state of affairs source: krqe.com   |   share: 223         "Parks and Recreation" actress Helen Slayton-Hughes dies at age 92. Pawnee City Hall to lower their flag to half-staff in her honor source: consequence.net   |   share: 20   Fri December 09, 2022       Something finally happens in Wyoming source: bbc.com   |   share: 11   Thu December 08, 2022       Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my source: nz.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 50         What's up with this pole at Walmart? it's leaning forward, and I just don't know how we're supposed to cope with that. How are we supposed to go on with our meaningless lives? source: newscentermaine.com   |   share: 63         Can Zuck fark Elon over by turning Instagram into a true Twitter competitor? source: forbes.com   |   share: 24   Wed December 07, 2022       Meta tells employees to stop talking about politics, gun control, abortion, and vaccines while at work because it's bad for the health of the internal community. Save that for Facebook, where it can be monetized source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 9         Disgruntled, depraved Oompa-loompas suspected in massive chocolate destruction source: fox9.com   |   share: 25         "What is a social media post?" Asks Judge presiding over a case involving social media ....... in 2022 source: cbc.ca   |   share: 53         Facebook approved 75% of ads threatening US election workers. Because, hey, that's ad revenue source: theregister.com   |   share: 12         Good Metaverse news: Although Zuck is still losing over a billion a month, at least people have stopped asking "What is the Metaverse?" Bad Metaverse news: They're going full Drax and asking "Why is the Metaverse?" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 35         Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 16   Tue December 06, 2022       A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs source: wric.com   |   share: 171         When it comes to Facebook, maybe no news really is good news source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 51         Facebook's own Oversight Board just told the Zuckerbot that his "VIP Program" is bullshiat source: npr.org   |   share: 8         Facebook threatens to remove news from its platform if Congress passes a proposed media law. Oh no. Where will our drunk uncles get their current events knowledge now? source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 28   Mon December 05, 2022       Samsung on the topic of losing their Android cryptographic signing key since 2016: "We have issued security patches since 2016 upon being made aware of the issue, and there have been no known security incidents regarding this potential vulnerability" source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 17         Shenandoah National Park officials would appreciate it if you morons would stop running over deer on Skyline Drive source: rappnews.com   |   share: 35         Tonight on RAW: Elias & Riddle take on the Usos for the tag titles. JBL hosts a high stakes poker tourney. Could someone take it TO THE MOON? Also Seth continues to be a thorn in Theory's side, raid BECKS closet. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 243         "We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre" source: wkrn.com   |   share: 54         Well, if we let *everybody* come and hit golf balls into the Grand Canyon, soon it wouldn't be there anymore source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 69         The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect source: wral.com   |   share: 142   Sun December 04, 2022       I'm looking for a VR headset to do flight simulators. what do I need? source: fark.com   |   share: 27   Sat December 03, 2022 (VideoCardz)       This could be the one and only time that the USA's complete lack of consumer protection laws provides video gamers belated satisfaction: Retailers are not accepting returns on scalped RTX 4080s source: videocardz.com   |   share: 62   Fri December 02, 2022       What's worse, arriving to a hotel and realizing you were never booked or paying $588 in roaming charges when you call customer service? source: asiaone.com   |   share: 32         EU spent $500,000 to throw a party in the Metaverse. Which I'm sure was appreciated by the 6 people who showed up source: theage.com.au   |   share: 23         A potentially dangerous road rage incident fizzled out into nothing after one party refused to be intimidated by the other, who was "clucking like a chicken." Foghorn Leghorn seen leaving the incident source: msn.com   |   share: 36   Thu December 01, 2022       Netflix' Reed *GET LOW LOW FINANCING* Hastings says the *SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS* quiet part *YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT* out loud source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 13         "No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown source: tampabay.com   |   share: 21         1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you source: theverge.com   |   share: 39         Christmas gift idea: More of those dumb gas pump stickers for your racist Facebook uncle source: theweek.com   |   share: 74   Wed November 30, 2022       The Broncos have a cunning plan to defeat the Ravens this weekend. They've signed Lamar Jackson source: si.com   |   share: 5         Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question: Lemmy IS God. \m/-.-\m/ source: blabbermouth.net   |   share: 20         Absolutely nothing source: axios.com   |   share: 26         Subby's 95-year-old neighbor isn't asking for much this holiday season. He's just asking for Christmas cards. Let's see if we can help him out. Thank you source: abc6.com   |   share: 43         Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers source: wfla.com   |   share: 104   Tue November 29, 2022       Oooooooooookla-__/\_/\_____/\ ____________ source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 32         ♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪ source: upi.com   |   share: 31   Mon November 28, 2022       Musk proposing increasing the Twitter character limit to 1,000, proving that there are limits to free speech source: mashable.com   |   share: 139         According to Ireland's Data Protection Commission, Facebook users from 2018-2019 were worth $1.93 each. That figure may be higher now with inflation. Subby is sure Meta has learned its lesson and won't let this happen again until next time source: theverge.com   |   share: 4         Lost stuffed monkey has grand adventure before finding its way back to its human source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 6         Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey? source: msn.com   |   share: 5   Sun November 27, 2022       Pyun's Done Dyin' source: variety.com   |   share: 14   Sat November 26, 2022       Tonight WWE presents Survivor Series: Wargames - Will the Bloodline outlast Team Brutes? Does Team Bianca or Team Damage Ctrl win? Can Seth retain vs Theory vs Lashley? AJ or Finn? Ronda or Shotzi for SD women's champ? Find out at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com   |   share: 438   Fri November 25, 2022       Mercedes tries cat-style marketing, blocks chargers to get attention from Tesla drivers source: electrek.co   |   share: 17   Thu November 24, 2022       Who had a 59th annivesary today? The Doctor source: yahoo.com   |   share: 36         J. Lo-content source: variety.com   |   share: 19         Manchester United: Buy it like Beckham? source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 10         US Air Force's myEval software, meant to automate performance evaluations paperwork, sucks so bad, it's suspended until further notice. "We get it, folks. We have seen the memes and the jokes" source: airforcetimes.com   |   share: 38   Wed November 23, 2022       Qevin McCarthy ( R-edundant ) pledges to do something Congress does every day in session as required by their rules source: msnbc.com   |   share: 60   Tue November 22, 2022       Well that's just great. Facebook has succeeded in teaching an AI how to stab their human allies in the back source: engadget.com   |   share: 8         Do you use tax prep software from TaxAct, TaxSlayer, or H&R Block? Congratulations, your sensitive financial information has been sent to Meta source: theverge.com   |   share: 59         Cat walks into hospital since it actually needed medical attention. At least it is better now source: thedodo.com   |   share: 8         Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route source: koin.com   |   share: 12   Mon November 21, 2022       Nicki Aycox goes supernatural source: cnn.com   |   share: 13   Sun November 20, 2022       Alex Jones: #thosegrapesweresouranyway source: mediaite.com   |   share: 78   Sat November 19, 2022       God is trying to defund the police source: cnn.com   |   share: 26         I live my tweets two minutes at a time source: yahoo.com   |   share: 25         Meta pulls scientific knowledge AI demo after it's found to be as accurate as getting your scientific knowledge from Facebook source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 16   Thu November 17, 2022       New Hampshire's Ice Castles aren't new, but now they're adding a bar to the mix source: necn.com   |   share: 7         Facebook is removing religious views, politcial views, interests, and location from user profiles, meaning you'll have to actually read someone's posts before disliking them source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 66       I joined a local facebook page for volunteering. There is an overwhelming amount of choices for volunteering positions. I want to do all the things. What sort of volunteering are farkers involved with? Tag for volunteers source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 18         Nothing is more American than going to a football game, eating hotdogs and running away from a shooting (with SFW video) source: wral.com   |   share: 30         Astronomer suspended by Twitter for 'intimate' meteor photo. No word if it will hit Earth like the fist of an angry god source: bbc.com   |   share: 14   Wed November 16, 2022       Firefighters heard yelling, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, ELON," after using enough on a car to put out a fire in a small shopping center source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 222         Well, then what's the point, Jurgen? source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: 3         Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running source: cnn.com   |   share: 84   Tue November 15, 2022       Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses source: yahoo.com   |   share: 55   Mon November 14, 2022 (Some Guy)       Whichever farker left their truck on the side of the road in WV, the Summersville Police would like a word with you source: ginraiders.com   |   share: 37         Please let authorities know if you come across a 'very unfashionable shark' that's trapped in a woman's skirt, it may die if they can't find it (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 47         A Facebook thingie on your wrist? That's not so Meta any more source: macrumors.com   |   share: 14   Fri November 11, 2022       Billionaire pours water on a grease fire source: msn.com   |   share: 172         Amazon lays off entire robotics team...most likely to replace it with robots source: slashgear.com   |   share: 10         Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning source: abc15.com   |   share: 68         Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee source: abc13.com   |   share: 53         And remember, his temperament is his single greatest asset source: mediaite.com   |   share: 96         Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly source: azfamily.com   |   share: 47   Thu November 10, 2022       Have you been indicted? Schtupped the UPS driver? Posted Candian-eliminationist rhetoric on Facebook? Confess your sinssssss source: twitter.com   |   share: 22         Meta extends woman's maternity leave indefinitely source: livemint.com   |   share: 14         Ugly ass baby tamandua pup born at Potawatomi Zoo in South Bend, IN source: wndu.com   |   share: 2         Ugly-assed baby male gorilla born in Fort Worth zoo. Harambe sheds a tear in heaven source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 1   Wed November 09, 2022       Facebook removes 11,000 workers from its friends list source: cnbc.com   |   share: 39         Meta on a Wednesday and your paycheck's nil. Da-doo-ron-ron-ron source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7   Mon November 07, 2022       Shuttered Kmart store to be greatly improved by removing the "m" and slapping a "Go-" on the front. Now if this could just happen to the one in my town source: dailyvoice.com   |   share: 49         Hurricane G downgraded source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 24         Yep, there it is, the reality of everyone ruining Twitter and most of the alternatives. Prove me wrong guy just poured himself a fresh cup source: amp.tmz.com   |   share: 44         These companies can have their ad agencies barf up pink branding all day long, but their political donations still drip with contempt for women's basic rights source: theguardian.com   |   share: 27   Sun November 06, 2022       After watching Twitter turn into a raging dumpster fire following sudden mass layoffs Meta decides to break out the gasoline and light a match source: cnbc.com   |   share: 20         Stop licking the psychedelic toads, urges National Park Service official with huge pink horns and paisley colored earflaps and have you ever really looked at your palms and why is that buffalo dancing the Charleston? source: cnn.com   |   share: 52   (Some Guy)       "Why is this voiceover track so terrible? He sounds drugged. Were they all on drugs? Dekker at the piano is interminable. The flashback dialogue is confusing. This movie gets worse every screening" source: faroutmagazine.co.uk   |   share: 31   Sat November 05, 2022       I'm tired of these MF snakes mating behind my microwave source: upi.com   |   share: 10         Basic primer on leaving the Bird Tube for another tube source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 35         From Riyadh, it's WWE Crown Jewel: Will Logan Paul land "one lucky punch" on Roman and become Undisputed WWE Champion? Will The Usos overcome The Brawling Brutes? Lesner or Lashley? Bayley or EST? This and a lot more starting at Noon ET on Peacock source: wwe.com   |   share: 365   Thu November 03, 2022       Some people just want to watch the virtual world burn source: vice.com   |   share: 17   Wed November 02, 2022       Old and busted: Stealing the bowls of Halloween candy. New hotness: refilling the empty bowl with your own candy source: fox9.com   |   share: 24   Tue November 01, 2022       BBC creating fake Americans to figure out how fake information is spread source: apnews.com   |   share: 29         Google Ads, not Facebook, is the true source of false information throughout much of the world. At least they were honest when they got rid of the motto "Don't be evil" source: propublica.org   |   share: 35         Just in case you think you've already read the dumbest thing you'll read all day, here ye go source: yahoo.com   |   share: 43         Jesus face in a chicken tikka masala - or famous rock star Jim Morrison resurrected from the dead ...you decide source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 10         Subby is going to eat some virtual popcorn inside Facebook's "metaverse" for this one source: vice.com   |   share: 31   Mon October 31, 2022       Oprah Winfrey wants you to know that just because she's responsible for the meteoric rise of charlatans who exist only to grift on the back of scams like weight loss gummies and pills doesn't mean she agrees with what they do source: cnn.com   |   share: 43         Google: We're losing lots of money, time to cut back on stuff. Also Google: Hey, $100M for digital avatars is a fantastic bargain, can't pass that up source: androidpolice.com   |   share: 16   Sat October 29, 2022       "A Colorado train passenger looked out the window - and found a missing hiker" source: cnn.com   |   share: 85         Wealthy supervillain's minions are stressed because ruining humanity isn't as lucrative as it used to be. Won't someone please think of the minions? source: sfgate.com   |   share: 12         Gyoza king slayer about to be arrested, could fry or be steamed. Let's roll source: soranews24.com   |   share: 16         Being polite gets Fukuoka teacher arrested for obscene conduct, and as of now he's really unlikely to get off source: soranews24.com   |   share: 30   Fri October 28, 2022       It's like TotalFark, but like for squirrels, bro source: msn.com   |   share: 22         Get out the tiny violins for Jeff Bezos, he has just lost $12 billion in the last 24 hours as Amazon stock plunges source: nypost.com   |   share: 25   Thu October 27, 2022       Jim Cramer was wrong, 2022 edition source: mediaite.com   |   share: 29         Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo source: upi.com   |   share: 1         So, what happens when old white men invade TikTok? Let's find out, shall we? Oh my source: thehill.com   |   share: 82         Zuck lost $10 billion yesterday. That's Meta source: theguardian.com   |   share: 30         Ever see a robot tap dance? Perspire? source: msn.com   |   share: 10   Wed October 26, 2022       Goodness gracious, TMZ misreported that Jerry Lee Lewis' great balls of fire had been snuffed out source: pagesix.com   |   share: 32         Beers that are never worth the price include any sold at Fenway, any sold in NY airports, and any with the letters IPA in them source: eatthis.com   |   share: 30         YouTube's shrinking ad business - NOT its ridiculous, ever-increasing volume - an ominous sign for online ad market source: cnbc.com   |   share: 29         TikTok on its way to become one of America's primary news sources. That should tick all the boxes source: pewresearch.org   |   share: 63         After an unsuccessful attempt to steal meat from a grocer, man attempts to rob a post office with a plastic shopping bag as a disguise source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14         World Series 2022: FiveThirtyEight predicts the Astros will win. Then again, they predicted Astros wins in 2019 and 2021, so there's that source: abc13.com   |   share: 22   Tue October 25, 2022       Dead air source: nme.com   |   share: 36         Meta invester: quit Zucking about with the shiatty avatars and get back to laying off plebes. I got an 8th yacht to purchase this year source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 28   (Some Guy)       The latest Lego Ideas sets have been announced. Just be careful not to step on those insects barefoot, but if you do, be sure to take a Polaroid of it source: jaysbrickblog.com   |   share: 8         WhatsDown source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         Drag Queen Story Hour draws gun-toting rednecks. Go figure source: koin.com   |   share: 201   Mon October 24, 2022       Oh no Anyway source: theverge.com   |   share: 16   Sun October 23, 2022 (WRTV)       Another cop has a panic attack over white powder, claims fentanyl poisoning. Tag is for the gullible news station treating it like it was credible source: wrtv.com   |   share: 89   Sat October 22, 2022       Prepare tricks & maybe a treat or two as tonight is NXT: Halloween Havoc. Can Bron break Ilja & JD to retain the NXT title? Who will climb the ladder for the N.A. title? Will Apollo see his way to victory over Waller? Find out at 8 PM on Peacock source: wwe.com   |   share: 132         All your music are belong to us source: mixmag.net   |   share: 40   Fri October 21, 2022       Snap more than snipped source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         Sorry Texans, according to the state AG, Google has been illegally watching you with speaker voice prints and photo face recognition. No word on if users actually mastered their own domain source: cnn.com   |   share: 25   Thu October 20, 2022       Don't you miss the days when Facebook was the most evil force on the Internet? Good times. Good times source: forbes.com   |   share: 41         Former New England Patriot/Mt Clemens High alum Quentin Hines apologizes for holding stripper show in gymnasium. Go Bathers source: sportskeeda.com   |   share: 16         Somebody needs to convince Zuckerberg that nobody liked the Metaverse back when it was called Second Life, and nobody likes it now source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 37         1960's beloved streetlight damaged by fire source: wral.com   |   share: 35   Wed October 19, 2022       Today's Slatesplanation: How one botched story about Facebook has ruined Indian journalism 4EVAR source: slate.com   |   share: 17   Tue October 18, 2022       "How's business?"... "Well, nothing's flying off the lot right now" source: wtae.com   |   share: 13         Pro tip: When the police search your house for the illegal kangaroo you're selling on Facebook, don't try to hide it in the closet- they know to look there source: fox43.com   |   share: 50         Taxi is now ready to take you to your final destination source: soranews24.com   |   share: 1         Militant Whackos: We want to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. Facebook: This seems fine source: twitter.com   |   share: 100   Mon October 17, 2022       In Lubbock, TX, milk comes in bags...and in this case, also with a police escort source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 32         Town officials confounded in efforts to get public to believe that trick-or-treat night really is Oct. 28. Thanks again social media source: wfmz.com   |   share: 32   Sun October 16, 2022       North Macedonia announce they will not send contestant to this year's Eurovision Song Contest due to it being too silly. Also, energy bills source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 9         Bogus "YoWhatsApp" and "Whatsapp Plus" apps can steal users' encryption keys and use them for cyberattacks, getting down, funky source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 16         When pumpkin patches go bad, it's really bad source: kxxv.com   |   share: 39   Sat October 15, 2022       The owner of a British bakery figured out the best way to have colorful sprinkles and not get in trouble with the law: make your own. With possibly NSFW salute to inferior British sprinkles source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 19   Fri October 14, 2022       Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 51         Weird: Thieves steal $1000 worth of baked goods from honor system farm stand. Weirder: Woman unloads stolen goods on local church after clearing it with local police. Fark: Thief responds on facebook saying she venmo'd $100 and left an IOU source: wfmz.com   |   share: 35   Thu October 13, 2022       Lawsuit brought by several adult film stars alleges that OnlyFans paid bribes to several top Meta executives to ban the woman from advertising on Facebook or Instagram so they would be forced to use OnlyFans instead source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 11         It's a flashing lights special at the Brawl*Mart source: ksdk.com   |   share: 52   Wed October 12, 2022       A college student riding an electric scooter is killed by a drunk driver who crossed into the bike lane and onto the sidewalk. Guess what the reaction of the city council was? Difficulty: Indiana source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 119   Tue October 11, 2022       Facebook's new VR headset will cost $1,500, which no one can afford and no one will buy. Another stunning success from Facebook source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 55   (Some Guy)       If someone is staring at you, pick your nose. They will look away source: techytwist.com   |   share: 9   Mon October 10, 2022       Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course source: cnn.com   |   share: 57         TFG finally gets his own Coca-Cola flavor source: soranews24.com   |   share: 14         I'll take "Tit A Nic" for 7000, Alex source: yahoo.com   |   share: 19   Sun October 09, 2022 (WHEW)       Teenage thief allegedly steals and eats 'world's hottest' gummy bear, immediately suffers consequences. Well, you know what they say about Karma source: bigcountryhomepage.com   |   share: 95         Nothing is more likely to generate positive PR for your business than firing a worker with Down's after 20 years, right before his retirement source: abc13.com   |   share: 62         A: Facebook bought it and made it creepy as fark source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 38

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