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Fri July 23, 2021
		Lithofayne Pridgon, Jimi Hendrix's long-term girlfriend and inspiration for "Foxey Lady", goes to the ultimate Electric Ladyland at age 80 source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	22
		What is in the water in Mount Laurel, NJ that has racist white people coming out of the woodwork? source: dailydot.com \| share:	90
		Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	73
		Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern source: slate.com \| share:	43
		Russia disconnected from global internet in tests. Your family's Facebook posts just turned a lot more sane source: news.trust.org \| share:	10
		Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot source: cnn.com \| share:	173

Thu July 22, 2021
		Anti-vaxxer groups hiding in plain sight on Facebook under names like 'dance party'.....I didn't know this was gonna be THAT kind of party source: nbcnews.com \| share:	58
(Some Guy)		That Frito-Lay plant that workers are striking against? Now it's having a Covid outbreak, and as we all know, when it comes to Covid you can't stop at just one source: eoinhiggins.substack.com \| share:	72
		"Can't follow written instructions. Would not tattoo again" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	66

Wed July 21, 2021
		Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
		"My Governor Is An Idiot" source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	48
		The 500 dollar Freedom Phone appears to be a modified 120 dollar Umidigi A9 Pro with an open-source version of the Google Play store. This is going to be some quality grifting source: arstechnica.com \| share:	38
		Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes source: nypost.com \| share:	75
		Hoes gonna hoe source: apnews.com \| share:	38
		76-year-old white city council member in a small town in Alabama is under fire for exactly what you think source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	85

Tue July 20, 2021
		"Fearless" gym too afraid to let unvaccinated people be members. Wait, no, vaccinated people. No vaccinated people allowed source: blogto.com \| share:	90
		Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp source: greenbaypressgazette.com \| share:	6
		Rogue bull on the loose on Long Island. Kinky source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	20
		Wow lady, you are on the ball source: wral.com \| share:	50
		Section 230 just sounds so darn sinister, doesn't it? source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Let's check in with one of the more stable, saner state GOPs...cannibalistic noises source: amp.wbur.org \| share:	80
		Ben Shapiro, known for purposefully stoking outrage and political division to build his brand, slams NPR for accusing him of purposefully stoking outrage and political division to build his brand source: thehill.com \| share:	82
		Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike source: cnn.com \| share:	82
(Some Windy Guy)		Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie source: flashbak.com \| share:	16
		Your boss wants to slide into your DMs source: bbc.com \| share:	20

Mon July 19, 2021
		Tips and videos lead to arrest of terrorist for crimes against Capitol, skinny jeans source: kmov.com \| share:	51
		"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please" source: cnbc.com \| share:	71
		Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole source: thehill.com \| share:	45
		Dust. Wind. Dude source: wibw.com \| share:	26
		When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined source: npr.org \| share:	74
		The journalists at Forbes seem to be at a loss for reality when it come to The Heritage Foundation's Frankenstein-Clown Monster, known as Ted Cruz source: forbes.com \| share:	26

Sun July 18, 2021
		Fort Hood is now afraid of the dark source: abc13.com \| share:	74
		Dr. Fauci notes that if social media's disinformation had been around 100 years ago we would still have smallpox and FDR would have been in a wheelchair when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor source: axios.com \| share:	41
		Despite being the primary source for vaccine misinformation and anti-vaxx idiocy, Facebook falls back on the "nuh uh" defense. Oh, they mad source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	98

Sat July 17, 2021
		How dumb can you get? Extremely dumb I guess source: wlbt.com \| share:	31
		So these hot young singles aren't excited to meet me? source: arstechnica.com \| share:	43
		Now THAT'S How you appreciate your workers source: patch.com \| share:	21

Fri July 16, 2021
		The White House: "There's about 12 people who are producing 65% of anti-vaccine misinformation on social media platforms" source: cnn.com \| share:	175
		Chesapeake VA police add "In God We Trust" to their vehicles in order to puts finger to ear "quell divisive rhetoric" source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	101
		The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	126

Thu July 15, 2021
		Paralyzed man communicates via brain wave. Says watch Metallica's One video source: axios.com \| share:	32
		Xbox Game Pass has been described as the Netflix of Gaming. About that source: kotaku.com \| share:	12
		Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a negative interaction source: independent.co.uk \| share:	38
		Zuckerbot short-circuited when told that only 25% of iPhone users are letting themselves be tracked by Facebook's app source: 9to5mac.com \| share:	15
		LOL. No source: techcrunch.com \| share:	49

Wed July 14, 2021
		The spirits, they intoxicate me / I watched them infiltrate my soul / They try to say it's too late for me / Tell my guns I'm in party mode source: chron.com \| share:	17
		Hearing strange noises in the dark while you're trying to fall asleep? It could be a couple dozen snakes under your bed source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	39
		CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly told colleagues that they "Should have a crush" on FB COO because "she had good skin" Apparently his AI software was good enough to keep him from adding "that I want to wear like a cape" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	24
		Qanon candidate might be a pedo Satan worshipper. I don't even know, I'm gonna have to RTA again, I have no idea what's going on source: jezebel.com \| share:	48
		The family that seditions together gets imprisoned together source: theweek.com \| share:	88

Tue July 13, 2021
		*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin source: madison.com \| share:	86
		Star Trek had us believing space was the final frontier, but it's actually billionaires source: axios.com \| share:	34

Mon July 12, 2021
		When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces? source: jonrigsby.medium.com \| share:	150
		A "Raunchy Drag Queen Bingo" festival is scheduled to take place August 14th in Howell, Michigan. Surprisingly, the local GOP has a problem with this source: mlive.com \| share:	91
		Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo source: cbs46.com \| share:	53
		Firefighters fail to fight fire source: cbc.ca \| share:	8
		Michigan man renovating his back porch has got some serious balls source: yahoo.com \| share:	52
		Burger King: Have it your way. BK Employees: Nope, we ain't having it no more, Fark you source: klkntv.com \| share:	454

Sun July 11, 2021
		"Sixteen long guns, body armor and 1000 rounds of ammo? A fella could have himself quite an MLB All Star game shooting with that stuff" source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	174
		Jim Acosta tells Trump to play fake president elsewhere source: politicususa.com \| share:	42
		A: you signed up for Facebook source: bbc.com \| share:	47

Sat July 10, 2021
		Surfside Kitty is down to eight lives source: thehill.com \| share:	5

Fri July 09, 2021
		Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky source: thehill.com \| share:	98
		News Corp admits it's 'Knewz' news aggregator is farked source: theverge.com \| share:	26
		Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time source: msnbc.com \| share:	170
		Cops leave rape kits untested for years. Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks can run grizzly bear DNA in three days. Sounds like they need to swap jobs source: kob.com \| share:	51
		Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read source: yahoo.com \| share:	69
		Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies source: usatoday.com \| share:	117

Thu July 08, 2021
		Cyberpunk 2077 is advertising an update that doesn't actually update anything. Sounds about right source: forbes.com \| share:	25
		Mother claims her first grader has OCD from CRT, starts a GoFundMe for $5,000 source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	129
		"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that" source: axios.com \| share:	83

Wed July 07, 2021
		COOLEST. MOM. EVAR. \m/-.-\m/ source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	28
		Let's see what the bar thinks of Trump's lawsuit and ...oh my source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	95
		Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	206
		Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead source: ctpost.com \| share:	50
		How to negotiate continuing to work from home after the pandemic, in case your co-workers really want to see you in public after a year of watching you be a slovenly, smelly drunk on Zoom source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23
		Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit source: cnn.com \| share:	123
		Two church clergy in India were arrested for refusing to preach a lie source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	69
		There are the sandcastles that you make at the beach, and the Sand Castles that the pros make source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8

Tue July 06, 2021
		Hurricane Elsa party, for west coast Flori-Duh Farkers, and anyone else not wanting to saw off the state source: nhc.noaa.gov \| share:	32
		Conservatives can't take a joke. That's the joke. Fark is very confusing. Brain stuff source: salon.com \| share:	70
		Former U2 stage manager saved from The Ocean after 52 days at sea. Every Breaking Wave could have meant his Last Night on Earth. Luckily he was Near the Island of Ireland source: rte.ie \| share:	40

Mon July 05, 2021
		Bizarro Li'l Sebastian has passed away source: theguardian.com \| share:	31
		How Mark Zuckerberg spent his Fourth of July. Set cringe shields to maximum source: marketwatch.com \| share:	82
		Congratulations on 15 years of sobriety, Slash source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	23

Sun July 04, 2021
		Drone footage of sheep from above as they weave their own patterns source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20

Sat July 03, 2021
		Is this actually considered news? source: patch.com \| share:	34
		Like Ginger Rogers, female soldiers have to do everything the men do but in a backwards military culture and in high heels source: theguardian.com \| share:	88

Fri July 02, 2021
(Some Guy)		Italy to declare war on Taiwan source: taiwannews.com.tw \| share:	10

Thu July 01, 2021
(WGLC.net)		Man discovers concrete steps filled with old bowling balls source: wglc.net \| share:	61
		"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media source: star-telegram.com \| share:	17
		NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads source: usatoday.com \| share:	41
		So you are going to take a bath, and you decide to put your whiskey and water in the freezer to cool it down so you can have it afterwards, then you forget about it... next time, just use ice source: soranews24.com \| share:	14
		And my dad only took photos of me in my most embarrassing moments source: soranews24.com \| share:	13
		Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms source: techtimes.com \| share:	30
		What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****? source: politico.com \| share:	165
		Facebook's chief AI scientist blames the playas, not his game source: techxplore.com \| share:	5
		Here's a phrase you don't typically hear: Mike Tyson--Innocent. Turns out he's not actually an Antivaxer, but someone wanted The Internet to think he was source: politifact.com \| share:	7
		My chocolate hovercraft is full of eels source: soranews24.com \| share:	9

Wed June 30, 2021
		Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming source: nbcnews.com \| share:	61
(Some Guy)		Imagine the numbers of whisky on the rock you could make with that source: strangesounds.org \| share:	25
		Knock, knock. Who's there? Hello, this is dog source: msn.com \| share:	14
		It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero source: nationaltoday.com \| share:	35
		Wisconsin GOP official outed for posting "meme" on Facebook stating signs of white supremacy include "having a job and being able to read," proving once again Storm Trumpers have no idea how to meme, be non-racist source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
		Apple says yes, you need to put on pants and come to the office source: 9to5mac.com \| share:	17

Tue June 29, 2021
		Maybe we can monetize this update of our dead IP a fan spent 1,400 hours creating... No, No. Better just have them delete it source: pcgamesn.com \| share:	57
		Parler joins the resistance source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		Ed Sheeran keeps buying NSFW gifts for Courtney Cox using her own Alexa, but when I do this it's another restraining order source: yahoo.com \| share:	57
		Now your cat can scratch some waves source: soranews24.com \| share:	3

Mon June 28, 2021
		Oklahoma firefighters rescue man and cat from a tree after the owner's failed attempt to save the Moggy source: upi.com \| share:	9
		Facebook is now worth a million dollars. Checks notes Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars source: theverge.com \| share:	21
		Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	11
		Hey, you think it might be a good idea to look at some of these other buildings? source: msn.com \| share:	53
		Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom source: msn.com \| share:	96

Sun June 27, 2021
		Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings source: thehill.com \| share:	26

Sat June 26, 2021
		Satire site Babylon Bee stung by Mailchimp, suspended for "harmful information" source: pjmedia.com \| share:	57
		Texas court rules that Facebook can be held liable for criminal activity planned on, or otherwise facilitated by, its servers. Unlikely tag seen anticipating higher court reversal of finding source: kiro7.com \| share:	57
		Shelter: "Happy birthday to this beautiful fella who would love a nice, quiet home to live out his golden years.The only rule for adopting Sammy, though? You have to throw him a 20th birthday party on 6/15/22". Welcome to Caturday source: yahoo.com \| share:	1003

Fri June 25, 2021
		The menu may have over a hundred items but parking is a real challenge source: space.com \| share:	30
		He's going to draw #30 in the Royal Rumble, win it, then headline Wrestlemania. Because FARK YOU, that's why source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		And in other news, show me the money source: independent.co.uk \| share:	13
		Should babysitting younger siblings be an expectation? source: slate.com \| share:	32
		♬ Shop Hy-Vee. Shop Hy-Vee. ♬ Bang, boom, pop, "Oooooo, ahhhhh" ♬ Evacuate Hy-Vee. Evacuate Hy-Vee ♬ source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	23

Thu June 24, 2021
		Apparently the Shining twins have been vacationing at the 'UK's most haunted hotel' source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share:	34
		Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	80
		"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it source: pnas.org \| share:	11

Wed June 23, 2021
		Facebook granted patent for AR hats for some damn reason source: theregister.com \| share:	9
		Redneck Rave turns into Redneck Rampage. Drew found passed out beside a bag of pork rinds source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	82

Tue June 22, 2021
		Let's hear it for the bulletproof vest: Stopping rounds on the outside, detecting breast cancer on the inside source: kbzk.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Diver finds a 95-year-old message in a bottle....message in a bottle. yeah source: wkfr.com \| share:	20

Mon June 21, 2021
		In March 2020,Jared Kushner reacted to the bad news that a shipment of PPE was going to be delayed until June with the calm equanimity expected of someone with his hand on the tiller of the ship of state "You farking moron. We'll all be dead by June" source: thehill.com \| share:	68
		Disney World has its own pickle incident source: wdwnt.com \| share:	113
		Here's your weekly message in a bottle story to tug at your heart strings source: wcax.com \| share:	1
		Apple has started a technology war for control of your wrist (jerk off motion) source: axios.com \| share:	19
		Buddy the beefalo is settling in in his new home in Florida. He says he doesn't mind the 4 p.m. dinners and really rocks the white loafers source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	2

Sun June 20, 2021
		Watch this McLaren 620R absolutely crush it in Manila... sorry, get crushed in Manila source: caranddriver.com \| share:	34

Sat June 19, 2021
		Top Florida Democrats want a bipartisan state commission to investigate Florida's traitor problem source: heraldtribune.com \| share:	21

Fri June 18, 2021
		I showed up to go hiking and eat some lobster and Yo-Yo Ma crashes my vakay source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	13
		From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look source: petapixel.com \| share:	10
		Steak 'n' Shake wins $80,000 from former employee who falsely claimed there were worms in her burger. Good luck collecting from an unemployed burger flipper source: stltoday.com \| share:	66
		"A bomb detonated at a residence...in Port Hadlock Tuesday night, causing the...46 year old suspected bomb maker's arm to be amputated and injuring his 6-year-old granddaughter." - how many bad decisions can you find in this headline? source: news.google.com \| share:	42
		Gen Z makes thrift stores cool for the first time ever. Gen X face palms in corner wearing your grandpa's clothes source: npr.org \| share:	129
		"My in-laws threaten to give my toddler a 'knuckle sandwich' and while everyone laughs about it, I see it as threatening violence. Am I right to be outraged?" source: slate.com \| share:	26

Thu June 17, 2021
(Grand Forks Gazette)		Canadians who got AZ vaccine for their first dose now have a clear answer of what vaccine their second dose should be source: grandforksgazette.ca \| share:	44
		Harley the Goldendoodle dove into a lake to save a fawn from drowning. Give that doggo some steak but not venison source: insideedition.com \| share:	26
		Frank Bonner, the actor who made Herb Tarlek a household name, gives his accounts to the new guy source: thewrap.com \| share:	82

Wed June 16, 2021
		Nothing says total immersion like a pop-up ad source: theverge.com \| share:	26
		Utah DA sends profanity-laden email to SLC councilman who disturbed his nap. "I will do everything in my power to see that you never get elected to any office higher than dog catcher. Kindly die and go to hell, mother******." Someone needs a nap source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	82
		CBC editor shuts off Facebook comments, releases statement saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? GO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND" source: cbc.ca \| share:	26
		Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19 source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		All those Green Party supporters who keep making the rounds during election years? Yeah, they're right wingers trying to divide Democrats source: theguardian.com \| share:	549

Tue June 15, 2021
		Alex Lifeson marks the release of his signature Epiphone Les Paul by releasing two new songs; it is the first new music he's released in a decade source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	24
		Eastern Kentucky went all Eastern Kentucky during a Little League game source: yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Tony Perkins offers tips on surviving the "rainbow onslaught" of Pride Month, dressing up like your dead mother source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	116
		Are you tucked in and ready for a story? source: kcrg.com \| share:	13

Mon June 14, 2021
		Web designer, with not a clue as to how the real world works, gives his baby boy a bonkers name to pay homage to his profession (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	63
		Contractor: "On the bright side, we found out why your wall was meowing" source: 6abc.com \| share:	36
		Roger Waters tells Mark Zuckerberg that he's the biggest brick in the wall source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	35
		The only good thing about cicada pizza is that it'll be another 17 years before anyone tries this bullshiat again source: wishtv.com \| share:	67
		Dave Ellefson's longtime business partner ejaculates...I mean evacuates from the music industry source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	7

Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Guy)		Of COURSE I stormed the Capitol to protest the election I didn't bother to vote in source: fox46.com \| share:	83
		Bloom County 2021? More like Opus and Hobbes source: facebook.com \| share:	38
		Obviously he got the big box of crayons, the one that comes with a built in sharpener source: yahoo.com \| share:	170

Fri June 11, 2021
		How do you do, fellow socialists? source: theguardian.com \| share:	141

Thu June 10, 2021
		Apparently chihuahuas breed like rabbits source: ky3.com \| share:	44
		Hindu extremists? That's a banning from Facebook. But we'll leave your recruitment and propaganda pages up, you know, for reasons source: time.com \| share:	18
		Curtis Sliwa just lost the NYC mayor's race source: thehill.com \| share:	59
		Luxembourg: Amazon, we're gonna hit you with the largest-ever fine for breaking EU privacy laws. Amazon: Oh, OK. We just made that much in the time you took a breath farts source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Google and Facebook pledged $millions for local news operations- for three years. Then what? Let's listen in source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	2
		Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	64
		Elon Musk needs a number 2 source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		While Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate, the upcoming Facebook Watch can count the strokes and put you on live video source: theverge.com \| share:	5
		Fauci: When you attack me, you are attacking science. Yeah, that should shut his critics up source: mediaite.com \| share:	88

Wed June 09, 2021
		Beef Candy? I thought that was David Hasselhoff source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
		Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges source: huffpost.com \| share:	49

Tue June 08, 2021
		Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	51
		A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend sits next to you in the holding cell saying, "Damn, that was fun" source: nationaltoday.com \| share:	28
		How much money did YOU make last year? source: sfgate.com \| share:	36
(Some Mook)		Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars source: flashbak.com \| share:	29
		Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile source: ibtimes.com \| share:	5
		Hay-larious: Horse steals the show during maternity photoshoot source: fox8.com \| share:	9

Mon June 07, 2021
		Trump gets Psaki bombed source: thehill.com \| share:	72
		Rob Zombie confirms his next film will be remake of 'The Munsters' source: dreadcentral.com \| share:	77
		After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	114

Sun June 06, 2021
(Some Guy)		Invasive species intercepted in Alaska by US Coast Guard source: alaskalandmine.com \| share:	35
		Lady in the lake discovers missing camera source: wdbj7.com \| share:	31
		Woman goes on roller coaster ride in Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana. Unfortunately, the story goes downhill from there source: wthr.com \| share:	26
		An angel of the Lord appeared unto Zuck and said "Use their 'thoughts and prayers' and they will worship you" source: gizmodo.com \| share:	55

Sat June 05, 2021
		Police force, apparently with a lot of Officer Lou's, uses an eight ton flatbed truck to tow an electric scooter (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	34
		No, Donald Trump did not get back on Twitter a week ago without you noticing. Next on Fark Fact Check: Has Tom Grumbo-Jumbo taken over Tucker Carlson's time slot? source: usatoday.com \| share:	18
		Listen, Betty. Don't start up with your white zone shiat again source: news.com.au \| share:	37
		The bald eagles are sick of your shiat Idaho. You know what you did source: thehill.com \| share:	27

Fri June 04, 2021
		Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators source: wxii12.com \| share:	129
		Cybersecurity lessons are in session today source: kcci.com \| share:	12
		Apple will mandate employees work a minimum of three days per week in the office starting in September source: deadline.com \| share:	77
		01/07/2023: It Returns source: cnbc.com \| share:	192
		Facebook will no longer be a platform for the Republican Party to reach their most valued constituents source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	90
		Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	83
		"Can The Pope work at Facebook? That seems to me the core question that we face." -Mr Meghan McCain, apparently not content to let his wife ask all of the family's derpy questions source: twitter.com \| share:	109
		"My children are noisy and our new neighbors prefer the quiet; I worry my children are walking nightmares to them. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	27

Thu June 03, 2021
		Self-described "Trump man" busted for serial pooping spree targeting Ohio home of Biden-supporting Democrats source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	165
		Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough source: theguardian.com \| share:	23
		It's turtles, loons, and muskrats all the way down source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	6

Wed June 02, 2021
		♫ "I went to the beach on vacation...And in the hot sun I did sit. ♫ I came inside because of sunburn...♫ So I treated it with lots of..♫...Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always feel keen." ♫ source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Any? How about all. Subby must be ancient, disapproves of your presence on his lawn source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	127
		Old man no longer blogs at clouds source: msn.com \| share:	177
		Fifth grader writes what appears to be Hitler's self-assessment as part of the annual review cycle at work source: foxnews.com \| share:	130
		Are baseless conspiracy theories ruining your social media experiences? source: axios.com \| share:	12
		After being pushed out of a moving car this sweet girl ended up at a Humane Society shelter, but thankfully her original owner spotted her on the shelter's Facebook page & they had a joyous reunion just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: wlwt.com \| share:	291

Tue June 01, 2021
		Bobbleheads of Jimi Hendrix setting his guitar on fire at Monterey Pop Festival in 1967 coming soon, in a limited run of 1,967. 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	22
		Look on the bright side, Mr. Terrorist: This means your livestream did manage to garner at least one viewer source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	40
		Proposing to girlfriend aboard fishing boat on lake still requires having life jackets, accessible fire extinguishers, people source: amp.kansascity.com \| share:	8
(iMore)		LOL -- nice try, Mark. Now go pound sand. Love, the 96% of iOS users who don't want to be tracked by you dystopian vultures source: imore.com \| share:	35

Mon May 31, 2021
		The "Silicon Six" tech giants stand accused of inflating their tax payments by almost $100 billion during the past decade source: theguardian.com \| share:	15
		Band that you've never heard of draws 150K viewers for virtual concert source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	40
		♫ I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ("Move it") ♫ source: msn.com \| share:	4
		Elite coastal dweller has opinion about effect source: thehill.com \| share:	24

Sat May 29, 2021
		Paul Soles, the voice of the 1967 animated Spiderman, has spun his last web source: metro.co.uk \| share:	54
		Mutiny? In our armed forces? With COVID-19 vaccines, it's more likely than you'd think source: militarytimes.com \| share:	82

Fri May 28, 2021
		Who could have guessed the San Jose shooter would snap and murder his co-workers? Pretty much ever-farking-body who has encountered him for the last five years. Didn't stop him from buying guns however, or even keeping his job source: thehill.com \| share:	96
		The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook source: npr.org \| share:	58
(Some Guy)		Do you still have any of those four-picture strips from photo booths? source: japan-forward.com \| share:	13

Thu May 27, 2021
		Big tech downvotes Florida source: theverge.com \| share:	72
		If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride source: kob.com \| share:	10
		Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	24
		Balls aren't the only thing getting ripped off at the annual Testicle Festival. In other news, apparently there's an annual Testicle Festival source: wbay.com \| share:	45

Wed May 26, 2021
		Water is wet, sky is blue, Russia spreads disinfo, and Iran does, too source: nbcnews.com \| share:	29
		Instagram allows users to hide "like" results to reduce pressure. Please greenlight and upvote this link or I will kill a puppy and/or myself kthxbye source: bbc.com \| share:	9
		Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
		(b)other source: theconversation.com \| share:	10
		Going from being found emaciated & abandoned in the parking lot of the Kentucky Humane Society, to finding his forever home, now Ethan is the new Chief Tasting Officer for Busch Beer's Dog Brew just in time for this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	266

Tue May 25, 2021
		Samuel E. Wright, the voice of Sebastian the Crab in "The Little Mermaid," is now 6 feet under the sea source: abc13.com \| share:	12
		Want to make people pay attention? Mention that the zoo just might possibly be missing an alligator. Oh, but don't worry, the one they might be missing is very docile source: upi.com \| share:	19
		PSA: When you call to report a break in at your house it's not a good idea to have a dead body wrapped in a tarp behind your couch source: msn.com \| share:	27
		My brain isn't the problem, your face is the problem, the motor coordination parts of my brain light up when I hear your stupid mouth because that mouth is demanding to be destroyed, now thank me for being nonviolent, unlike you, violent chewer source: thehill.com \| share:	62
		For $249.99 you can have 11,695 piece lego wall art of the world source: usatoday.com \| share:	44
		Mother told to breastfeed her baby in the disabled toilet and not at the table in TGI Fridays. She should have known you cannot bring outside food at a restaurant source: metro.co.uk \| share:	130

Mon May 24, 2021
		♫ ♬ The best part of waking up ... is federal charges in your cup ♫ ♬ source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	50
		I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying source: wfla.com \| share:	6
		Du...Du Hast...Du Hast Mich when Rammstein announced North American stadium tour source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	30
		Don't polish your turtle if you know what I mean and I think you do source: msn.com \| share:	20
		"For the love of all things holy stop calling 911 about cicadas" source: msn.com \| share:	34
(The Markup)		Sure, it's helped rack up a horrifying body count, but it's just sooo convenient for superficial interaction source: themarkup.org \| share:	7

Sat May 22, 2021
		Trump's blog is not going well -- at all source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	164
(Some Dead Lugosi)		Have a happy, I mean sad and dark World Goth Day. Mourn source: english.jagran.com \| share:	120

Fri May 21, 2021
		"Hutt City Council asked the public to submit names for each of the trucks, then put it to a vote. The winning names were Bin Diesel, Truck Norris, Recyclosaurus Rex, Bruce Springclean, Trash Gordon, Chitty Chitty Bin Bin, and Trucky McTruckface" source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	35
		Tonight on Smackdown: Apollo Crews defends his Intercontinental Title vs Big E, K.O. & Sami? Who will emerge as champion? Also, can Roman finally get Jimmy Uso to acknowledge him? Plus, has anyone seen Sasha lately? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com \| share:	102
		NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	88
		There has been no backlash in the tech sector--no, I'm not going to call it a "techlash" that just seems too forced and silly source: axios.com \| share:	12

Thu May 20, 2021
		Entire Aussie town for sale for just $340,000. Upside: It comes with off-grid solar power and satellite NBN internet. Downside: It's just a one-acre dust pit of an old mining town source: 9news.com.au \| share:	40
		What was your first screen name, asked DialUpBoobsKing007 source: gizmodo.com \| share:	77
		Singapore slings "correction direction" upon fake news disseminators like Facebook, Twitter, and forums, warns them not to let users refer to latest Covid-19 variant as the Singapore Strain source: straitstimes.com \| share:	2
		The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away? source: thehill.com \| share:	65

Wed May 19, 2021
		From the realms of the unexpected: Alcohol-free Irish pub to open in Abu Dhabi. Isn't that just a cafe? source: irishpost.com \| share:	45

Tue May 18, 2021
		Nevada GOP candidate test positive for Covid, just hours after launching his campaign for governor. He refused to answer the multiple questions by the media why he had not been vaccinated yet source: cnn.com \| share:	80
		Stock market super psyched about Home Depot, then depressed after realizing housing starts lower than expected on news that lumber is more valuable than gold source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		The Q Cult is going underground, though presumably not "secret child harvesting facility in the basement" underground source: mashable.com \| share:	52

Mon May 17, 2021
		What would you do with $100 million? Buy a private island? Donate to cancer research? Start a massive misinformation campaign successfully convincing hundreds of millions to not take a vaccine? Invest in the stock market? source: msn.com \| share:	63
		Rice University invents glow in the dark poop that you take pictures of and send to your doctor, post on Facebook source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	6
		Donald Trump will speak at an upcoming Republican convention, but it will be closed to the media and he thinks no video will be leaked source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	69
		Today's coastal wildfire burning out of control is brought to you by...New Jersey? source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Ducklings rescued after being trapped in UK drain. They all float down here source: bbc.com \| share:	3

Sun May 16, 2021
		Tonight is WM Backlash. I mean having Hog..It's a PPV? OK, then. Lashley faces Strowman & McIntyre to defend his Universal Championship, Bianca defends against Bayley. Rhea, Asuka & Charlotte in 3-way title match. It all starts at 7 PM ET on PEACOCK source: wwe.com \| share:	442
		If experiencing the bloom of a flower that looks like a misshapen penis and smells like rotting flesh is on your bucket list, get that checklist out source: phillymag.com \| share:	28

Sat May 15, 2021
		Possible ban on transferring personal data from EU to US would have devastating consequences for Facebook source: aljazeera.com \| share:	36

Fri May 14, 2021
		Dogecoin co-creator says what everyone, except weird nerds, is thinking source: news.google.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		New Jersey doubles down on its image by dumping chicken guts and feet on highway source: njpen.com \| share:	15
		Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone? source: thehill.com \| share:	131
		Just 12 people are your crazy uncle and aunt's 'information' source source: npr.org \| share:	15

Thu May 13, 2021
		Join the club source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		Amazon's new streaming deal is no slam dunk success, but it has some good fundamentals source: engadget.com \| share:	8
		Never ask a psychic for a refund source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	46

Wed May 12, 2021
		A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail source: msn.com \| share:	55
		Facebook: Designed for exploitation by the Trumps of the world. Feature, not bug source: bylinetimes.com \| share:	38
		18 images show hoarders' response to the gas shortage: barreling it like Walter White's cash, topping off Jacuzzi-sized plastic tanks which threaten to snap truck axles, and loading car trunks with trash bags filled with flammable, flammable gas source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	292
		Chicago traffic impacted by construction, spontaneous release of 1,000 feral cats onto city streets source: thehill.com \| share:	93
		Judge denies defense request to recognize expert testimony provided by Dr. Mommy from Facebook University source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	57
		Woman's 'ultimate spaghetti hack' ruled a 'culinary crime against humanity' source: dailydot.com \| share:	66
		Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse source: northwaleschronicle.co.uk \| share:	96
		If there's one thing that can bring attorneys general representing 44 U.S. states to agreement, it's that "Instagram for kids" is the most horrible farking idea ever source: techcrunch.com \| share:	6
		Facebook enforcement of RTFA... may threaten some news aggregate websites running on Makers Mark source: thenextweb.com \| share:	37

Tue May 11, 2021
		Russia did it source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		"Russian President Vladimir Putin Scores 8 Goals In Ice Hockey Gala Match". Goalie almost stopped one shot but then realize that would be bad for his health source: sports.ndtv.com \| share:	16
		Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates source: thehill.com \| share:	27
		And you thought pineapple was an abomination source: soranews24.com \| share:	20
		And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go Come to the MSNBC discussion thread beginning at 7pm EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	297
		Justin Trudeau is preventing Joe Rogan from talking about abortions and celebrity chefs, even though everyone in Canada wants Joe Rogan to tell them about it. Did I mention Joe Rogan? Yeah, that Joe Rogan source: nationalpost.com \| share:	59
		Facebook to introduce app exclusively for couples to "create a private space to get closer". Overly attached girlfriend seen nodding enthusiastically source: androidpolice.com \| share:	13
		America: Your blog sucks source: nbcnews.com \| share:	52
		And fark this highway in particular source: ksdk.com \| share:	19

Mon May 10, 2021
		The worst metal album covers of the 1980s. While they could shred like no other era, holy crap they couldn't draw source: loudersound.com \| share:	45
		Someone actually got use out of a GoPro drone source: pcgamesn.com \| share:	4
		Facebook 2020 election botfarm has been found. Explain it away now, Zuck source: motherjones.com \| share:	96
		Facebook says it's testing a prompt that encourages users to open unread articles before sharing them, about a year after Twitter debuted a similar prompt. Total Farkers: pffft, amateurs source: theverge.com \| share:	33
		Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently source: independent.co.uk \| share:	174
		Local newspaper asks "where is Michigan's best inland lake?". They're all inland lakes; always have been source: mlive.com \| share:	78

Sun May 09, 2021
		Expert at getting banned from social media platforms gets banned from another social media platform source: msn.com \| share:	79
		"It's a sort of crude version of white supremacy" source: unionleader.com \| share:	81
		Grey whale starving due to lack of suitable food. Fark: in the Mediterranean Sea, presumably after taking the Northwest Passage source: thehill.com \| share:	5

Sat May 08, 2021
		All the steps you take / Every pic of cake / Every YouTube take / Each Facebook friend you make / They're still watching you source: popsci.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		The saga of Billy and Lilly, two red-tailed hawks that nested on a NYC fire escape, is one of regeneration and joy, with a tinge of sadness and some dead rat carcasses source: newsnetdaily.com \| share:	3
		96% of iOS users opted out of app tracking. The other 4% haven't figured out how to disable it yet source: arstechnica.com \| share:	17

Fri May 07, 2021
		Well, we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been. And we know what we're knowing, but we can't say what we've seen in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	235
		If you look at these alert screens sideways and squint a little, it looks like maybe possibly Facebook and Instagram are hinting at thinking about threatening to become pay services on iPhones source: zdnet.com \| share:	17
		Known fascist Mo Brooks refuses to be served for his treasonous behavior source: axios.com \| share:	59
		'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me' source: vintag.es \| share:	6

Thu May 06, 2021
		If you wanted the musical equivalent of your crazy uncle's facebook rants, Van Morrison's new album is what you've been waiting for source: theguardian.com \| share:	44
		Moving into the universe, and she's drifting this way and that. Not touching the ground at all, and she's up above the yard in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	213
		Trump PAC creates @DJTDEsk to mirror his new blog, meets Twitter's banhammer within the day source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	101
		'Gus' the brazen seagull walks into supermarket like a boss who doesn't have to pay for lunch, shoplifts tuna sandwich and walks out source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	9
		Bushkill, there's a cream for that now, Park padlocked by owner who says manager who has spent 6 years restoring the rides is a fraud who doesn't have a lease, and is interfering with the owner's ability to sell those same rides source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	29
		Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience source: npr.org \| share:	7
		"My wife and I have been married for five years. We loved burning scented candles and taking scented baths. She joined a Facebook group whose members pride themselves on having issues; my wife claims she has smell issues and banned candles. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	31
		Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	48
		Four answers to the question headline: It doesn't watch. It isn't a dog. Not the first option. The second option source: apnews.com \| share:	2
(Sanitized Database)		Little Bobby Tables has a new baby brother source: reportr.world \| share:	73

Wed May 05, 2021
		Trump permabanned from Twitter source: uproxx.com \| share:	75
		Twitter to release "are you sure you want to be a jerk?" feature source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23
		Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States? source: politico.com \| share:	132
		SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	116
		Ted Cruz and the Photo OP of Doom source: yahoo.com \| share:	47
		Lying orange Florida man with widdle hands has his widdle feel feels hurt by the mean old tech giants source: thehill.com \| share:	98
		Step 1: Stick cigarette in taco. Step 2: post photo to social media. Step 3: Hey, free food source: wkrg.com \| share:	48
		The Facebook ban has managed to do more damage to Trump than most people realized source: politico.com \| share:	128
		There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison source: politico.com \| share:	65
		Facebook announces it is out of toilet paper for at least the next six months source: msn.com \| share:	299
		Trumpist explains the "good" of slavery source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	162
		Remember how Trump said he would start his own social media platform? Well, he has. Sure, he's the only person on it, there's no actual user engagement, and the only actual point is for his drones to "share" his posts to Twitter, but it's totes there source: slate.com \| share:	91
		Advertiser reports they were banned from Facebook and Instagram for literally telling the truth about what kind of ads they're running source: gizmodo.com \| share:	74
		Don't re-post Trump's mock tweets or you will be banned from Twitter source: politico.com \| share:	46

Tue May 04, 2021
		It's like the Creed Thoughts bit from The Office, only involving someone more pathetic source: foxnews.com \| share:	77
		How Fark's favorite NPR station got its name to stick source: kjzz.org \| share:	34
		Old men yell at cloud source: thehill.com \| share:	28
		Apparently nobody likes hanging out in the Clubhouse anymore source: gizmodo.com \| share:	5
		Pissy emails from Jobs and other Apple execs confirm Facebook and Apple have been pissy for years. Pissy source: cnbc.com \| share:	16