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Mon February 06, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, time for another ad on CNBC posing as an article. This one is from a 35 year old mother who claims to make $240,000 a month working four hours a day
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Goldman Sached
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, some supermarket workers fulfilling orders from customers don't like getting special requests such as getting ice cream from the back of the freezer or picking out the freshest cucumbers
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites?
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
What would you do with 800kg of chewing tobacco? Singapore doesn't do NASCAR or baseball, so customs officers would really like to know
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri February 03, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your grandma at The Villlages doesn't have that loofah on her golf cart because she's into being clean, she's got it hanging out because she's into being dirty. So very, very dirty
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Gen Z make friends in the pandemic era? Subby would just tell them to hang out at the mall. Oh wait
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Thu February 02, 2023
(UPI)
 
 
 
Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Today's "free service" you're paying for with your personal data: GoodRx pharmacy discount cards
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Wed February 01, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Meta announces $40 billion stock buyback, which will increase Zuckerbot's net worth by $5.44 billion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg defeats the FTC's antitrust challenge. Still not a real, live boy
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Tue January 31, 2023
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Family grateful that they are reunited with their cock... sorry, cockatiel
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Here's a link to some photos of an "adult baby store". What's your opinion on a place like this and also, do you think this could be a successful business? Subby's opinion is on the left
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A social platform based on links to news articles? What kind of stupid idea is that?
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Let's take a tour of a house with a cave in the basement. There is a video. Subby's dad took him in with the previous owner many years ago. Nice to see it get some new views
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ornithological charity locked out of Twitter after repeated woodcock tweets... although to be fair, they also mentioned boobies, tits and shags, along with which local birds they woodcock, given half a chance. Will now move to expurgated Twitter
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 342 of WW3: Western allies divided over Ukraine's push for F-16s: France and Poland appear willing to entertain Kyiv's request, while the US has dismissed the possibility. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon January 30, 2023
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seems like the Scots have been nipping into the whiskey a little too much this weekend, they've spotted a glowing cloud shaped like the country in the sky
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, had a stroke on Wednesday, hospitalized Thursday, Friday, sadly passed away Saturday. In Pace Requiescat
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, and Amazon leadership: How do you do fellow employees?
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"It's a trap" Admiral Ackbear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What does God need with a Super Bowl ad?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Human subcultures are nested fractally. There's no bottom
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Sat January 28, 2023
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate the man most responsible for the use of the Fake tag the past month
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School board member states an obvious truth during meeting; MAGAt heads explode in fury
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 339 of WW3: Ukraine troops locked in fierce battle with Orcs for control of town of Vuhledar. President Zelensky says the situation at the front remains acute, particularly in the eastern Donetsk region. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
A second Frappuccino is scheduled to hit Japanese Starbucks this Valentine's Day. Cue the Opera
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
"Nano needles" can combat antibiotic resistance by "poking bacteria to death." Finally, a real use for Facebook
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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Thu January 26, 2023
(UPI)
 
 
 
Driver escapes injury when tree branch impales windshield. The state of the driver's underwear was not reported
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just an old text resurfacing of George Santos saluting Hitler and joking about killing Blacks and Jews. It's not like the GQP is going to do anything about it anyway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three things Meta must do to protect democracy now that they're letting TFG have his accounts back. But won't, because, well, this is the world we live in now
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Wed January 25, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG unbanninated from Facepalm, Instasham
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yo dawg - Oreo heard you like Oreos
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Tue January 24, 2023
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
GPT 'not particularly innovative,' and 'nothing revolutionary', says man who totally could've invented it himself, but just didn't want to
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Idiot factory FaceBook is here to help, Brazil edition
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Vandalism? Spray painting, that's vandalism. Shooting out windows of a public establishment seems a lot more severe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy goes inside shipping crate while playing hide and seek with friends. What could go wrong?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Step 8: Delete your account and live a happier, more fulfilling life
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Fri January 20, 2023
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alphabet to abbreviate 12,000 unnecessary letters
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Baltimore Police Officer, Facebook Lives himself at home, coaching, at the gym all while receiving 200K in overtime. Police Union blames rampant crime in Baltimore for excess
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed lover of the Constitution can't name the third amendment
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Thu January 19, 2023
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
What do you want? For European Farkers to submit a drink honoring the JUICE mission to Ganymede launching in April. Sad: No ingredients consisting of a carbon chain attached to a hydroxyl group. American Farkers: Anything goes on the comments
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five prisoners pull a Shawshank
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently the solution to 4chan is Kenya
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Secretary at a Louisiana public school resigns after sending a text message in which she asked a coach to remind students that they had [N-word] day lol mark Luther king" Day off. Members of the school community were shocked, but not that shocked
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex on Channel 4
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Mon January 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three people got out of this wreck. (Pics) Fark: The first responders didn't use anything on the car
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Baby named after wife's favorite takeaway dish. Joins siblings Chicken Korma and Doner Kebab
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Nova the cloud leopard had help on the outside for her escape. Screws and cops clamping down. Andy Dufresne hides wire cutters in the wall
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Surgeons big brass balls intact after surgery to remove live grenade from solider
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
D'oh
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
AirBnB turns into stab fest. Cleaning fee automatically tripled
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
It's Kiss A Ginger Day. Snap to it, Fark
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Wed January 11, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Someone call The Police The band, not the authorities, to Florida to see what washed up on the beach
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Try to steal a ten-ton statue and whaddya get? Another day older, and pharaoh regret
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After cratering 64% last year Meta is now most liked, poked mega-cap internet stock
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin energy company cites a few really cold days in December as reason to double its customers' bills, suggests notching thermostat from 72° down to 71° every once in a while. Yeah, that ought to solve it
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(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Is this wrong? Should the supermarket employee not be doing this? No really, because apparently people are divided on this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Videos show multi-colored streetlight flying over homes across the UK then burning up in the sky. Also shows streetlights that have already landed on the ground
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas really does has a problem with South American immigrants
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap
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(DW)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Immediate Evacuation Order for all of Montecito, parts of Carpinteria, Summerland & City of Santa Barbara. LEAVE NOW"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Suez Canal traffic sees release after authorities address Glory hold
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page
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Sun January 08, 2023
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Still no word if it's a swan or a goose
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils limited-edition tit doughnuts, celebrating the great tits found only in Hokkaido
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Sorry nutters, all these weird sightings of animals moving in circles are not proof of any wild conspiracy theory. Wrap some more tinfoil around your heads ... in circles
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Sat January 07, 2023
(MSN)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes it takes dog to save a dog, especially if there's butt smelling involved
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Because it's idiotic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hawaii is now the US state with the longest life expectancy. Subby will go there to work on his Dracula puppet rock opera
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Fri January 06, 2023
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Winklevoss twins are in a big mess. This is not a repeat from Facebook
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why you should never try to dodge flying rats with your car
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meta fined €390m after the EU's data authority rejected the company's argument that users agree to receive ads based on their personal data when they enter into a "contract" with its social media platforms via the terms and conditions they sign
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Romance novelist who committed suicide two years ago announces that it was actually her evil twin
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Wed January 04, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn'
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(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
A community came together when a family's dog escaped from her yard during very cold weather. Family, friends & total strangers searched for Misty for 5 days, ending with her being found safe miles from home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple hiking battery replacement prices by $20+. Tim Apple's got to get you one way or another
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Ken Block killed in snowmobile crash. No snark for this one. RIP to a modern racing legend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cop kills two people? Meh. Cop kills two white cheerleaders? Oh Dear, now you've done it
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Mon January 02, 2023
(OnlySky)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron is resorting to lying to trick the simpletons into buying his new book
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10
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Sat December 31, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Too bad Gallagher didn't have one of these
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Fri December 30, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meet the leading contenders to replace the Twitter emperor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why do conservatives hate the movie "Glass Onion" so much? Because at its core, it's tearing down and exposing as frauds the sort of men they love to worship, like Elon Musk and TFG
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I cheated on my wife and I'm obsessed with digging up dirt on her to use if she finds out. You got any?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Congrats, you have aggressive lung cancer. Sorry, meant to say Merry Christmas. Only some of you have aggressive lung cancer. We good?
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Electronics purchasers wind up with shingles, presumably aren't old enough for the vaccine to be recommended
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As bad as Facebook and Google are, there are actually tech companies in the world who are vastly worse when it comes to wielding their power to control and harm customers
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Wed December 28, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Southwest finally gets a plane in the air, turns back because two passengers want to improv and make a scene
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Facebook makes depressed people more depressed. No word yet on what Fark does
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Tue December 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old billionaire guy tells everyone to shut up and stop complaining about being poor because reasons. Marie Antoinette would nod knowingly if it wasn't for a severe neck injury
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DoooooooOOOOOOOME
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Sun December 25, 2022
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Kix's drummer almost blew his fuse completely during a show in Virginia
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Teens who snuck out of houses failed to make it to chosen destination of Waffle House
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
The divine transplendance of open borders
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Kill all robots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Floating restaurant isn't
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom isn't allowed to see her child's nativity play because of tattoos
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear cub "fixes" a researcher's wildlife camera. Comments that probably include Farside comics to the right
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chilliwack woman falls victim to crypto scam. All her money is gone gone gone
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Snow-blowing unicorn returns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Documents prove Zuckerbot was deep into Anal before coming clean
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is going to be a lot of friction in this marriage, either the good kind or the bad kind, hard to tell which
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ Deck the beard with baubles of folly... fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Tue December 20, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think Australians have Stockholm syndrome
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
John Carmack leaves the VR business, saying it's a bigger s--tshow than Daikatana and John Romero
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Mon December 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The EU takes control and hits Zuckerbot with antitrust charges over its marketplace service because the US still stays a little more bought
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defund the police
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The best gift Santa Claus ever brought you
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese grandma's lifehack is all about peeling a mandarin efficiently
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former Facebook security chief Alex Stamos points out Tesla's continued stock losses could allow activist investors to attempt wrestling control of the company from Phoney Stark
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian troops stationed in Belarus on brink of civil war with Belarus troops as tensions explode over ethnic insults. No cows being flung by trebuchets yet but it could come to it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Meta no longer Doomed
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Arguably the world's greatest drummer not named Neil Peart dies at age 78
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter account of a corporate rival
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, justice for the best band of the eighties: The Cramps
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It looks like Queen Quirky quit the Democratic Party so she'd have more time to sell her used stuff on Facebook Marketplace
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Facebook is facing a two-billion-dollar lawsuit by a professor from Kenya whose father was killed by militants amped up on those delicious Facebook juices. Facebook yawns, blames the language barrier, moves on
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That pic you took displaying bloody knuckles and grinning ear to ear just after beating the crap out of a homeless army vet probably isn't going to "play" well during the trial of that police brutality lawsuit he filed against you, officer
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Congressional hearing on FTX bankruptcy - discussion of SBF indictment imminent (Live now)
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Mon December 12, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Meta, formerly Facebook and the company with the motto to "connect every person in the world", has shut down its Connectivity division after nearly a decade of work you have never heard of
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
War On Christmas gets underway as shotgun-wielding guy threatens to parum pum pum pum middle school drumline at holiday parade
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Well, former kayaker anyway
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Sat December 10, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Alabama cops seeking guy, all because he swiped item in-store from woman's shopping cart...yeah, it WAS her baby
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
In another oppressive move, Texas would like to ban social media for those under 18. What a sad state of affairs
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
"Parks and Recreation" actress Helen Slayton-Hughes dies at age 92. Pawnee City Hall to lower their flag to half-staff in her honor
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Fri December 09, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something finally happens in Wyoming
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of four wraps presents with "cute wrapping paper" featuring snowmen and reindeer and then....oh my
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(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
What's up with this pole at Walmart? it's leaning forward, and I just don't know how we're supposed to cope with that. How are we supposed to go on with our meaningless lives?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can Zuck fark Elon over by turning Instagram into a true Twitter competitor?
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Meta tells employees to stop talking about politics, gun control, abortion, and vaccines while at work because it's bad for the health of the internal community. Save that for Facebook, where it can be monetized
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Disgruntled, depraved Oompa-loompas suspected in massive chocolate destruction
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"What is a social media post?" Asks Judge presiding over a case involving social media ....... in 2022
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook approved 75% of ads threatening US election workers. Because, hey, that's ad revenue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good Metaverse news: Although Zuck is still losing over a billion a month, at least people have stopped asking "What is the Metaverse?" Bad Metaverse news: They're going full Drax and asking "Why is the Metaverse?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When it comes to Facebook, maybe no news really is good news
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Facebook's own Oversight Board just told the Zuckerbot that his "VIP Program" is bullshiat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook threatens to remove news from its platform if Congress passes a proposed media law. Oh no. Where will our drunk uncles get their current events knowledge now?
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung on the topic of losing their Android cryptographic signing key since 2016: "We have issued security patches since 2016 upon being made aware of the issue, and there have been no known security incidents regarding this potential vulnerability"
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(Rappahannock News)
 
 
 
Shenandoah National Park officials would appreciate it if you morons would stop running over deer on Skyline Drive
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Elias & Riddle take on the Usos for the tag titles. JBL hosts a high stakes poker tourney. Could someone take it TO THE MOON? Also Seth continues to be a thorn in Theory's side, raid BECKS closet. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, if we let *everybody* come and hit golf balls into the Grand Canyon, soon it wouldn't be there anymore
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm looking for a VR headset to do flight simulators. what do I need?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(VideoCardz)
 
 
 
This could be the one and only time that the USA's complete lack of consumer protection laws provides video gamers belated satisfaction: Retailers are not accepting returns on scalped RTX 4080s
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Fri December 02, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
What's worse, arriving to a hotel and realizing you were never booked or paying $588 in roaming charges when you call customer service?
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
EU spent $500,000 to throw a party in the Metaverse. Which I'm sure was appreciated by the 6 people who showed up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A potentially dangerous road rage incident fizzled out into nothing after one party refused to be intimidated by the other, who was "clucking like a chicken." Foghorn Leghorn seen leaving the incident
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Netflix' Reed *GET LOW LOW FINANCING* Hastings says the *SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS* quiet part *YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT* out loud
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Christmas gift idea: More of those dumb gas pump stickers for your racist Facebook uncle
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Broncos have a cunning plan to defeat the Ravens this weekend. They've signed Lamar Jackson
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question: Lemmy IS God. \m/-.-\m/
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Absolutely nothing
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Subby's 95-year-old neighbor isn't asking for much this holiday season. He's just asking for Christmas cards. Let's see if we can help him out. Thank you
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oooooooooookla-__/\_/\_____/\ ____________
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Musk proposing increasing the Twitter character limit to 1,000, proving that there are limits to free speech
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
According to Ireland's Data Protection Commission, Facebook users from 2018-2019 were worth $1.93 each. That figure may be higher now with inflation. Subby is sure Meta has learned its lesson and won't let this happen again until next time
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lost stuffed monkey has grand adventure before finding its way back to its human
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Pyun's Done Dyin'
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Sat November 26, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight WWE presents Survivor Series: Wargames - Will the Bloodline outlast Team Brutes? Does Team Bianca or Team Damage Ctrl win? Can Seth retain vs Theory vs Lashley? AJ or Finn? Ronda or Shotzi for SD women's champ? Find out at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Mercedes tries cat-style marketing, blocks chargers to get attention from Tesla drivers
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who had a 59th annivesary today? The Doctor
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(Variety)
 
 
 
J. Lo-content
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester United: Buy it like Beckham?
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
US Air Force's myEval software, meant to automate performance evaluations paperwork, sucks so bad, it's suspended until further notice. "We get it, folks. We have seen the memes and the jokes"
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Wed November 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Qevin McCarthy ( R-edundant ) pledges to do something Congress does every day in session as required by their rules
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Well that's just great. Facebook has succeeded in teaching an AI how to stab their human allies in the back
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you use tax prep software from TaxAct, TaxSlayer, or H&R Block? Congratulations, your sensitive financial information has been sent to Meta
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Cat walks into hospital since it actually needed medical attention. At least it is better now
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nicki Aycox goes supernatural
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: #thosegrapesweresouranyway
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
God is trying to defund the police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meta pulls scientific knowledge AI demo after it's found to be as accurate as getting your scientific knowledge from Facebook
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Thu November 17, 2022
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire's Ice Castles aren't new, but now they're adding a bar to the mix
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook is removing religious views, politcial views, interests, and location from user profiles, meaning you'll have to actually read someone's posts before disliking them
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(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
I joined a local facebook page for volunteering. There is an overwhelming amount of choices for volunteering positions. I want to do all the things. What sort of volunteering are farkers involved with? Tag for volunteers
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Nothing is more American than going to a football game, eating hotdogs and running away from a shooting (with SFW video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronomer suspended by Twitter for 'intimate' meteor photo. No word if it will hit Earth like the fist of an angry god
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Firefighters heard yelling, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, ELON," after using enough on a car to put out a fire in a small shopping center
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Well, then what's the point, Jurgen?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whichever farker left their truck on the side of the road in WV, the Summersville Police would like a word with you
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Please let authorities know if you come across a 'very unfashionable shark' that's trapped in a woman's skirt, it may die if they can't find it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
A Facebook thingie on your wrist? That's not so Meta any more
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Fri November 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Billionaire pours water on a grease fire
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Amazon lays off entire robotics team...most likely to replace it with robots
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And remember, his temperament is his single greatest asset
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you been indicted? Schtupped the UPS driver? Posted Candian-eliminationist rhetoric on Facebook? Confess your sinssssss
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Meta extends woman's maternity leave indefinitely
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby tamandua pup born at Potawatomi Zoo in South Bend, IN
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed baby male gorilla born in Fort Worth zoo. Harambe sheds a tear in heaven
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook removes 11,000 workers from its friends list
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meta on a Wednesday and your paycheck's nil. Da-doo-ron-ron-ron
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Shuttered Kmart store to be greatly improved by removing the "m" and slapping a "Go-" on the front. Now if this could just happen to the one in my town
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hurricane G downgraded
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yep, there it is, the reality of everyone ruining Twitter and most of the alternatives. Prove me wrong guy just poured himself a fresh cup
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
These companies can have their ad agencies barf up pink branding all day long, but their political donations still drip with contempt for women's basic rights
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Sun November 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After watching Twitter turn into a raging dumpster fire following sudden mass layoffs Meta decides to break out the gasoline and light a match
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop licking the psychedelic toads, urges National Park Service official with huge pink horns and paisley colored earflaps and have you ever really looked at your palms and why is that buffalo dancing the Charleston?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Why is this voiceover track so terrible? He sounds drugged. Were they all on drugs? Dekker at the piano is interminable. The flashback dialogue is confusing. This movie gets worse every screening"
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Sat November 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
I'm tired of these MF snakes mating behind my microwave
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Basic primer on leaving the Bird Tube for another tube
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(WWE)
 
 
 
From Riyadh, it's WWE Crown Jewel: Will Logan Paul land "one lucky punch" on Roman and become Undisputed WWE Champion? Will The Usos overcome The Brawling Brutes? Lesner or Lashley? Bayley or EST? This and a lot more starting at Noon ET on Peacock
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the virtual world burn
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Stealing the bowls of Halloween candy. New hotness: refilling the empty bowl with your own candy
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Tue November 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
BBC creating fake Americans to figure out how fake information is spread
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Google Ads, not Facebook, is the true source of false information throughout much of the world. At least they were honest when they got rid of the motto "Don't be evil"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in case you think you've already read the dumbest thing you'll read all day, here ye go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jesus face in a chicken tikka masala - or famous rock star Jim Morrison resurrected from the dead ...you decide
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Subby is going to eat some virtual popcorn inside Facebook's "metaverse" for this one
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Mon October 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey wants you to know that just because she's responsible for the meteoric rise of charlatans who exist only to grift on the back of scams like weight loss gummies and pills doesn't mean she agrees with what they do
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Google: We're losing lots of money, time to cut back on stuff. Also Google: Hey, $100M for digital avatars is a fantastic bargain, can't pass that up
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"A Colorado train passenger looked out the window - and found a missing hiker"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wealthy supervillain's minions are stressed because ruining humanity isn't as lucrative as it used to be. Won't someone please think of the minions?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Gyoza king slayer about to be arrested, could fry or be steamed. Let's roll
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Being polite gets Fukuoka teacher arrested for obscene conduct, and as of now he's really unlikely to get off
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Fri October 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's like TotalFark, but like for squirrels, bro
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Get out the tiny violins for Jeff Bezos, he has just lost $12 billion in the last 24 hours as Amazon stock plunges
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer was wrong, 2022 edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass mandrill monkey born at Columbus Zoo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, what happens when old white men invade TikTok? Let's find out, shall we? Oh my
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zuck lost $10 billion yesterday. That's Meta
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever see a robot tap dance? Perspire?
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious, TMZ misreported that Jerry Lee Lewis' great balls of fire had been snuffed out
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Beers that are never worth the price include any sold at Fenway, any sold in NY airports, and any with the letters IPA in them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
YouTube's shrinking ad business - NOT its ridiculous, ever-increasing volume - an ominous sign for online ad market
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
TikTok on its way to become one of America's primary news sources. That should tick all the boxes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After an unsuccessful attempt to steal meat from a grocer, man attempts to rob a post office with a plastic shopping bag as a disguise
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
World Series 2022: FiveThirtyEight predicts the Astros will win. Then again, they predicted Astros wins in 2019 and 2021, so there's that
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Tue October 25, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dead air
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meta invester: quit Zucking about with the shiatty avatars and get back to laying off plebes. I got an 8th yacht to purchase this year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest Lego Ideas sets have been announced. Just be careful not to step on those insects barefoot, but if you do, be sure to take a Polaroid of it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WhatsDown
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Drag Queen Story Hour draws gun-toting rednecks. Go figure
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh no Anyway
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Sun October 23, 2022
(WRTV)
 
 
 
Another cop has a panic attack over white powder, claims fentanyl poisoning. Tag is for the gullible news station treating it like it was credible
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Sat October 22, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Prepare tricks & maybe a treat or two as tonight is NXT: Halloween Havoc. Can Bron break Ilja & JD to retain the NXT title? Who will climb the ladder for the N.A. title? Will Apollo see his way to victory over Waller? Find out at 8 PM on Peacock
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(Mixmag)
 
 
 
All your music are belong to us
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snap more than snipped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorry Texans, according to the state AG, Google has been illegally watching you with speaker voice prints and photo face recognition. No word on if users actually mastered their own domain
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Don't you miss the days when Facebook was the most evil force on the Internet? Good times. Good times
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Former New England Patriot/Mt Clemens High alum Quentin Hines apologizes for holding stripper show in gymnasium. Go Bathers
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to convince Zuckerberg that nobody liked the Metaverse back when it was called Second Life, and nobody likes it now
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
1960's beloved streetlight damaged by fire
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How one botched story about Facebook has ruined Indian journalism 4EVAR
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Tue October 18, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"How's business?"... "Well, nothing's flying off the lot right now"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When the police search your house for the illegal kangaroo you're selling on Facebook, don't try to hide it in the closet- they know to look there
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Taxi is now ready to take you to your final destination
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Militant Whackos: We want to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. Facebook: This seems fine
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
In Lubbock, TX, milk comes in bags...and in this case, also with a police escort
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Town officials confounded in efforts to get public to believe that trick-or-treat night really is Oct. 28. Thanks again social media
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Macedonia announce they will not send contestant to this year's Eurovision Song Contest due to it being too silly. Also, energy bills
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bogus "YoWhatsApp" and "Whatsapp Plus" apps can steal users' encryption keys and use them for cyberattacks, getting down, funky
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(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
When pumpkin patches go bad, it's really bad
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
The owner of a British bakery figured out the best way to have colorful sprinkles and not get in trouble with the law: make your own. With possibly NSFW salute to inferior British sprinkles
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Weird: Thieves steal $1000 worth of baked goods from honor system farm stand. Weirder: Woman unloads stolen goods on local church after clearing it with local police. Fark: Thief responds on facebook saying she venmo'd $100 and left an IOU
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit brought by several adult film stars alleges that OnlyFans paid bribes to several top Meta executives to ban the woman from advertising on Facebook or Instagram so they would be forced to use OnlyFans instead
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
It's a flashing lights special at the Brawl*Mart
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A college student riding an electric scooter is killed by a drunk driver who crossed into the bike lane and onto the sidewalk. Guess what the reaction of the city council was? Difficulty: Indiana
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook's new VR headset will cost $1,500, which no one can afford and no one will buy. Another stunning success from Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If someone is staring at you, pick your nose. They will look away
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
TFG finally gets his own Coca-Cola flavor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll take "Tit A Nic" for 7000, Alex
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Sun October 09, 2022
(WHEW)
 
 
 
Teenage thief allegedly steals and eats 'world's hottest' gummy bear, immediately suffers consequences. Well, you know what they say about Karma
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Nothing is more likely to generate positive PR for your business than firing a worker with Down's after 20 years, right before his retirement
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A: Facebook bought it and made it creepy as fark
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