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Fri July 23, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lithofayne Pridgon, Jimi Hendrix's long-term girlfriend and inspiration for "Foxey Lady", goes to the ultimate Electric Ladyland at age 80
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What is in the water in Mount Laurel, NJ that has racist white people coming out of the woodwork?
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Russia disconnected from global internet in tests. Your family's Facebook posts just turned a lot more sane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot
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Thu July 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer groups hiding in plain sight on Facebook under names like 'dance party'.....I didn't know this was gonna be THAT kind of party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That Frito-Lay plant that workers are striking against? Now it's having a Covid outbreak, and as we all know, when it comes to Covid you can't stop at just one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Can't follow written instructions. Would not tattoo again"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
"My Governor Is An Idiot"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The 500 dollar Freedom Phone appears to be a modified 120 dollar Umidigi A9 Pro with an open-source version of the Google Play store. This is going to be some quality grifting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hoes gonna hoe
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
76-year-old white city council member in a small town in Alabama is under fire for exactly what you think
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"Fearless" gym too afraid to let unvaccinated people be members. Wait, no, vaccinated people. No vaccinated people allowed
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Rogue bull on the loose on Long Island. Kinky
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wow lady, you are on the ball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Section 230 just sounds so darn sinister, doesn't it?
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Let's check in with one of the more stable, saner state GOPs...*cannibalistic noises*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro, known for purposefully stoking outrage and political division to build his brand, slams NPR for accusing him of purposefully stoking outrage and political division to build his brand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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(Some Windy Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your boss wants to slide into your DMs
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Mon July 19, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Tips and videos lead to arrest of terrorist for crimes against Capitol, skinny jeans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Dust. Wind. Dude
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The journalists at Forbes seem to be at a loss for reality when it come to The Heritage Foundation's Frankenstein-Clown Monster, known as Ted Cruz
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Sun July 18, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Fort Hood is now afraid of the dark
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci notes that if social media's disinformation had been around 100 years ago we would still have smallpox and FDR would have been in a wheelchair when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite being the primary source for vaccine misinformation and anti-vaxx idiocy, Facebook falls back on the "nuh uh" defense. Oh, they mad
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Sat July 17, 2021
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
How dumb can you get? Extremely dumb I guess
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So these hot young singles aren't excited to meet me?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S How you appreciate your workers
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House: "There's about 12 people who are producing 65% of anti-vaccine misinformation on social media platforms"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Chesapeake VA police add "In God We Trust" to their vehicles in order to *puts finger to ear* "quell divisive rhetoric"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man communicates via brain wave. Says watch Metallica's One video
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Xbox Game Pass has been described as the Netflix of Gaming. About that
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a negative interaction
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot short-circuited when told that only 25% of iPhone users are letting themselves be tracked by Facebook's app
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
LOL. No
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
The spirits, they intoxicate me / I watched them infiltrate my soul / They try to say it's too late for me / Tell my guns I'm in party mode
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Hearing strange noises in the dark while you're trying to fall asleep? It could be a couple dozen snakes under your bed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly told colleagues that they "Should have a crush" on FB COO because "she had good skin" Apparently his AI software was good enough to keep him from adding "that I want to wear like a cape"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Qanon candidate might be a pedo Satan worshipper. I don't even know, I'm gonna have to RTA again, I have no idea what's going on
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The family that seditions together gets imprisoned together
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Star Trek had us believing space was the final frontier, but it's actually billionaires
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A "Raunchy Drag Queen Bingo" festival is scheduled to take place August 14th in Howell, Michigan. Surprisingly, the local GOP has a problem with this
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters fail to fight fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan man renovating his back porch has got some serious balls
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Burger King: Have it your way. BK Employees: Nope, we ain't having it no more, Fark you
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Sixteen long guns, body armor and 1000 rounds of ammo? A fella could have himself quite an MLB All Star game shooting with that stuff"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta tells Trump to play fake president elsewhere
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A: you signed up for Facebook
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Sat July 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surfside Kitty is down to eight lives
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
News Corp admits it's 'Knewz' news aggregator is farked
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cops leave rape kits untested for years. Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks can run grizzly bear DNA in three days. Sounds like they need to swap jobs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 is advertising an update that doesn't actually update anything. Sounds about right
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mother claims her first grader has OCD from CRT, starts a GoFundMe for $5,000
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
COOLEST. MOM. EVAR. \m/-.-\m/
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Let's see what the bar thinks of Trump's lawsuit and ...oh my
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How to negotiate continuing to work from home after the pandemic, in case your co-workers really want to see you in public after a year of watching you be a slovenly, smelly drunk on Zoom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Two church clergy in India were arrested for refusing to preach a lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are the sandcastles that you make at the beach, and the Sand Castles that the pros make
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Tue July 06, 2021
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Elsa party, for west coast Flori-Duh Farkers, and anyone else not wanting to saw off the state
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Conservatives can't take a joke. That's the joke. Fark is very confusing. Brain stuff
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Former U2 stage manager saved from The Ocean after 52 days at sea. Every Breaking Wave could have meant his Last Night on Earth. Luckily he was Near the Island of Ireland
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bizarro Li'l Sebastian has passed away
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How Mark Zuckerberg spent his Fourth of July. Set cringe shields to maximum
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Congratulations on 15 years of sobriety, Slash
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Sun July 04, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drone footage of sheep from above as they weave their own patterns
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Is this actually considered news?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like Ginger Rogers, female soldiers have to do everything the men do but in a backwards military culture and in high heels
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italy to declare war on Taiwan
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Thu July 01, 2021
(WGLC.net)
 
 
 
Man discovers concrete steps filled with old bowling balls
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
So you are going to take a bath, and you decide to put your whiskey and water in the freezer to cool it down so you can have it afterwards, then you forget about it... next time, just use ice
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And my dad only took photos of me in my most embarrassing moments
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Facebook's chief AI scientist blames the playas, not his game
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase you don't typically hear: Mike Tyson--Innocent. Turns out he's not actually an Antivaxer, but someone wanted The Internet to think he was
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
My chocolate hovercraft is full of eels
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imagine the numbers of whisky on the rock you could make with that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hello, this is dog
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP official outed for posting "meme" on Facebook stating signs of white supremacy include "having a job and being able to read," proving once again Storm Trumpers have no idea how to meme, be non-racist
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple says yes, you need to put on pants and come to the office
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Tue June 29, 2021
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Maybe we can monetize this update of our dead IP a fan spent 1,400 hours creating... No, No. Better just have them delete it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler joins the resistance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran keeps buying NSFW gifts for Courtney Cox using her own Alexa, but when I do this it's another restraining order
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Now your cat can scratch some waves
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Mon June 28, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma firefighters rescue man and cat from a tree after the owner's failed attempt to save the Moggy
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook is now worth a million dollars. *Checks notes* Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, you think it might be a good idea to look at some of these other buildings?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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Sun June 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings
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Sat June 26, 2021
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Satire site Babylon Bee stung by Mailchimp, suspended for "harmful information"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Texas court rules that Facebook can be held liable for criminal activity planned on, or otherwise facilitated by, its servers. Unlikely tag seen anticipating higher court reversal of finding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shelter: "Happy birthday to this beautiful fella who would love a nice, quiet home to live out his golden years.The only rule for adopting Sammy, though? You have to throw him a 20th birthday party on 6/15/22". Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The menu may have over a hundred items but parking is a real challenge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's going to draw #30 in the Royal Rumble, win it, then headline Wrestlemania. Because FARK YOU, that's why
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And in other news, show me the money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should babysitting younger siblings be an expectation?
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
♬ Shop Hy-Vee. Shop Hy-Vee. ♬ **Bang, boom, pop, "Oooooo, ahhhhh"** ♬ Evacuate Hy-Vee. Evacuate Hy-Vee ♬
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Apparently the Shining twins have been vacationing at the 'UK's most haunted hotel'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'"
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(PNAS)
 
 
 
"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook granted patent for AR hats for some damn reason
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Redneck Rave turns into Redneck Rampage. Drew found passed out beside a bag of pork rinds
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Tue June 22, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
Boobies
 
Let's hear it for the bulletproof vest: Stopping rounds on the outside, detecting breast cancer on the inside
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diver finds a 95-year-old message in a bottle....message in a bottle. yeah
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Mon June 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In March 2020,Jared Kushner reacted to the bad news that a shipment of PPE was going to be delayed until June with the calm equanimity expected of someone with his hand on the tiller of the ship of state "You farking moron. We'll all be dead by June"
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Disney World has its own pickle incident
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Here's your weekly message in a bottle story to tug at your heart strings
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apple has started a technology war for control of your wrist (jerk off motion)
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Buddy the beefalo is settling in in his new home in Florida. He says he doesn't mind the 4 p.m. dinners and really rocks the white loafers
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Watch this McLaren 620R absolutely crush it in Manila... sorry, get crushed in Manila
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Top Florida Democrats want a bipartisan state commission to investigate Florida's traitor problem
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
I showed up to go hiking and eat some lobster and Yo-Yo Ma crashes my vakay
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Steak 'n' Shake wins $80,000 from former employee who falsely claimed there were worms in her burger. Good luck collecting from an unemployed burger flipper
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(Google)
 
 
 
"A bomb detonated at a residence...in Port Hadlock Tuesday night, causing the...46 year old suspected bomb maker's arm to be amputated and injuring his 6-year-old granddaughter." - how many bad decisions can you find in this headline?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Z makes thrift stores cool for the first time ever. Gen X face palms in corner wearing your grandpa's clothes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws threaten to give my toddler a 'knuckle sandwich' and while everyone laughs about it, I see it as threatening violence. Am I right to be outraged?"
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Grand Forks Gazette)
 
 
 
Canadians who got AZ vaccine for their first dose now have a clear answer of what vaccine their second dose should be
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Harley the Goldendoodle dove into a lake to save a fawn from drowning. Give that doggo some steak but not venison
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Frank Bonner, the actor who made Herb Tarlek a household name, gives his accounts to the new guy
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing says total immersion like a pop-up ad
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Utah DA sends profanity-laden email to SLC councilman who disturbed his nap. "I will do everything in my power to see that you never get elected to any office higher than dog catcher. Kindly die and go to hell, mother******." Someone needs a nap
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC editor shuts off Facebook comments, releases statement saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? GO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All those Green Party supporters who keep making the rounds during election years? Yeah, they're right wingers trying to divide Democrats
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Alex Lifeson marks the release of his signature Epiphone Les Paul by releasing two new songs; it is the first new music he's released in a decade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eastern Kentucky went all Eastern Kentucky during a Little League game
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Tony Perkins offers tips on surviving the "rainbow onslaught" of Pride Month, dressing up like your dead mother
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Are you tucked in and ready for a story?
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Web designer, with not a clue as to how the real world works, gives his baby boy a bonkers name to pay homage to his profession (possible nsfw content on page)
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Contractor: "On the bright side, we found out why your wall was meowing"
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Roger Waters tells Mark Zuckerberg that he's the biggest brick in the wall
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
The only good thing about cicada pizza is that it'll be another 17 years before anyone tries this bullshiat again
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Dave Ellefson's longtime business partner ejaculates...I mean evacuates from the music industry
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of COURSE I stormed the Capitol to protest the election I didn't bother to vote in
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Bloom County 2021? More like Opus and Hobbes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obviously he got the big box of crayons, the one that comes with a built in sharpener
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow socialists?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Apparently chihuahuas breed like rabbits
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hindu extremists? That's a banning from Facebook. But we'll leave your recruitment and propaganda pages up, you know, for reasons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Curtis Sliwa just lost the NYC mayor's race
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Luxembourg: Amazon, we're gonna hit you with the largest-ever fine for breaking EU privacy laws. Amazon: Oh, OK. We just made that much in the time you took a breath *farts*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook pledged $millions for local news operations- for three years. Then what? Let's listen in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk needs a number 2
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
While Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate, the upcoming Facebook Watch can count the strokes and put you on live video
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fauci: When you attack me, you are attacking science. Yeah, that should shut his critics up
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Wed June 09, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Beef Candy? I thought that was David Hasselhoff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(National Today)
 
 
 
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend sits next to you in the holding cell saying, "Damn, that was fun"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How much money did YOU make last year?
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(Some Mook)
 
 
 
Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Hay-larious: Horse steals the show during maternity photoshoot
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gets Psaki bombed
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(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie confirms his next film will be remake of 'The Munsters'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invasive species intercepted in Alaska by US Coast Guard
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Lady in the lake discovers missing camera
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Woman goes on roller coaster ride in Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana. Unfortunately, the story goes downhill from there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An angel of the Lord appeared unto Zuck and said "Use their 'thoughts and prayers' and they will worship you"
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Police force, apparently with a lot of Officer Lou's, uses an eight ton flatbed truck to tow an electric scooter (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No, Donald Trump did not get back on Twitter a week ago without you noticing. Next on Fark Fact Check: Has Tom Grumbo-Jumbo taken over Tucker Carlson's time slot?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Listen, Betty. Don't start up with your white zone shiat again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The bald eagles are sick of your shiat Idaho. You know what you did
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Fri June 04, 2021
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity lessons are in session today
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apple will mandate employees work a minimum of three days per week in the office starting in September
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
01/07/2023: It Returns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook will no longer be a platform for the Republican Party to reach their most valued constituents
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Can The Pope work at Facebook? That seems to me the core question that we face." -Mr Meghan McCain, apparently not content to let his wife ask all of the family's derpy questions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My children are noisy and our new neighbors prefer the quiet; I worry my children are walking nightmares to them. What should I do?"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Self-described "Trump man" busted for serial pooping spree targeting Ohio home of Biden-supporting Democrats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It's turtles, loons, and muskrats all the way down
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ "I went to the beach on vacation...And in the hot sun I did sit. ♫ I came inside because of sunburn...♫ So I treated it with lots of..♫...Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always feel keen." ♫
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Any? How about all. Subby must be ancient, disapproves of your presence on his lawn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old man no longer blogs at clouds
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fifth grader writes what appears to be Hitler's self-assessment as part of the annual review cycle at work
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Are baseless conspiracy theories ruining your social media experiences?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
After being pushed out of a moving car this sweet girl ended up at a Humane Society shelter, but thankfully her original owner spotted her on the shelter's Facebook page & they had a joyous reunion just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bobbleheads of Jimi Hendrix setting his guitar on fire at Monterey Pop Festival in 1967 coming soon, in a limited run of 1,967. 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side, Mr. Terrorist: This means your livestream did manage to garner at least one viewer
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Proposing to girlfriend aboard fishing boat on lake still requires having life jackets, accessible fire extinguishers, people
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(iMore)
 
 
 
LOL -- nice try, Mark. Now go pound sand. Love, the 96% of iOS users who don't want to be tracked by you dystopian vultures
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The "Silicon Six" tech giants stand accused of inflating their tax payments by almost $100 billion during the past decade
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Band that you've never heard of draws 150K viewers for virtual concert
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ("Move it") ♫
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elite coastal dweller has opinion about effect
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Paul Soles, the voice of the 1967 animated Spiderman, has spun his last web
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Mutiny? In our armed forces? With COVID-19 vaccines, it's more likely than you'd think
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed the San Jose shooter would snap and murder his co-workers? Pretty much ever-farking-body who has encountered him for the last five years. Didn't stop him from buying guns however, or even keeping his job
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you still have any of those four-picture strips from photo booths?
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big tech downvotes Florida
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Balls aren't the only thing getting ripped off at the annual Testicle Festival. In other news, apparently there's an annual Testicle Festival
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Water is wet, sky is blue, Russia spreads disinfo, and Iran does, too
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Instagram allows users to hide "like" results to reduce pressure. Please greenlight and upvote this link or I will kill a puppy and/or myself kthxbye
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
(b)other
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Going from being found emaciated & abandoned in the parking lot of the Kentucky Humane Society, to finding his forever home, now Ethan is the new Chief Tasting Officer for Busch Beer's Dog Brew just in time for this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 25, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Samuel E. Wright, the voice of Sebastian the Crab in "The Little Mermaid," is now 6 feet under the sea
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to make people pay attention? Mention that the zoo just might possibly be missing an alligator. Oh, but don't worry, the one they might be missing is very docile
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: When you call to report a break in at your house it's not a good idea to have a dead body wrapped in a tarp behind your couch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My brain isn't the problem, your face is the problem, the motor coordination parts of my brain light up when I hear your stupid mouth because that mouth is demanding to be destroyed, now thank me for being nonviolent, unlike you, violent chewer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For $249.99 you can have 11,695 piece lego wall art of the world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother told to breastfeed her baby in the disabled toilet and not at the table in TGI Fridays. She should have known you cannot bring outside food at a restaurant
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The best part of waking up ... is federal charges in your cup ♫ ♬
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Du...Du Hast...Du Hast Mich when Rammstein announced North American stadium tour
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't polish your turtle if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"For the love of all things holy stop calling 911 about cicadas"
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(The Markup)
 
 
 
Sure, it's helped rack up a horrifying body count, but it's just sooo convenient for superficial interaction
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump's blog is not going well -- at all
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(Some Dead Lugosi)
 
 
 
Have a happy, I mean sad and dark World Goth Day. *Mourn*
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Fri May 21, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Hutt City Council asked the public to submit names for each of the trucks, then put it to a vote. The winning names were Bin Diesel, Truck Norris, Recyclosaurus Rex, Bruce Springclean, Trash Gordon, Chitty Chitty Bin Bin, and Trucky McTruckface"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Apollo Crews defends his Intercontinental Title vs Big E, K.O. & Sami? Who will emerge as champion? Also, can Roman finally get Jimmy Uso to acknowledge him? Plus, has anyone seen Sasha lately? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building
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(Axios)
 
 
 
There has been no backlash in the tech sector--no, I'm not going to call it a "techlash" that just seems too forced and silly
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Thu May 20, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Entire Aussie town for sale for just $340,000. Upside: It comes with off-grid solar power and satellite NBN internet. Downside: It's just a one-acre dust pit of an old mining town
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What was your first screen name, asked DialUpBoobsKing007
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore slings "correction direction" upon fake news disseminators like Facebook, Twitter, and forums, warns them not to let users refer to latest Covid-19 variant as the Singapore Strain
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
From the realms of the unexpected: Alcohol-free Irish pub to open in Abu Dhabi. Isn't that just a cafe?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nevada GOP candidate test positive for Covid, just hours after launching his campaign for governor. He refused to answer the multiple questions by the media why he had not been vaccinated yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market super psyched about Home Depot, then depressed after realizing housing starts lower than expected on news that lumber is more valuable than gold
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Q Cult is going underground, though presumably not "secret child harvesting facility in the basement" underground
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Mon May 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
What would you do with $100 million? Buy a private island? Donate to cancer research? Start a massive misinformation campaign successfully convincing hundreds of millions to not take a vaccine? Invest in the stock market?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Rice University invents glow in the dark poop that you take pictures of and send to your doctor, post on Facebook
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will speak at an upcoming Republican convention, but it will be closed to the media and he thinks no video will be leaked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's coastal wildfire burning out of control is brought to you by...New Jersey?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ducklings rescued after being trapped in UK drain. They all float down here
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Sun May 16, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is WM Backlash. I mean having Hog..It's a PPV? OK, then. Lashley faces Strowman & McIntyre to defend his Universal Championship, Bianca defends against Bayley. Rhea, Asuka & Charlotte in 3-way title match. It all starts at 7 PM ET on PEACOCK
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
If experiencing the bloom of a flower that looks like a misshapen penis and smells like rotting flesh is on your bucket list, get that checklist out
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Possible ban on transferring personal data from EU to US would have devastating consequences for Facebook
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
Dogecoin co-creator says what everyone, except weird nerds, is thinking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey doubles down on its image by dumping chicken guts and feet on highway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Just 12 people are your crazy uncle and aunt's 'information' source
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Join the club
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon's new streaming deal is no slam dunk success, but it has some good fundamentals
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Never ask a psychic for a refund
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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail
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(Byline Times)
 
 
 
Facebook: Designed for exploitation by the Trumps of the world. Feature, not bug
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
18 images show hoarders' response to the gas shortage: barreling it like Walter White's cash, topping off Jacuzzi-sized plastic tanks which threaten to snap truck axles, and loading car trunks with trash bags filled with flammable, flammable gas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago traffic impacted by construction, spontaneous release of 1,000 feral cats onto city streets
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge denies defense request to recognize expert testimony provided by Dr. Mommy from Facebook University
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Woman's 'ultimate spaghetti hack' ruled a 'culinary crime against humanity'
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(North Wales Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If there's one thing that can bring attorneys general representing 44 U.S. states to agreement, it's that "Instagram for kids" is the most horrible farking idea ever
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook enforcement of RTFA... may threaten some news aggregate websites running on Makers Mark
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia did it
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"Russian President Vladimir Putin Scores 8 Goals In Ice Hockey Gala Match". Goalie almost stopped one shot but then realize that would be bad for his health
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And you thought pineapple was an abomination
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go Come to the MSNBC discussion thread beginning at 7pm EDT
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau is preventing Joe Rogan from talking about abortions and celebrity chefs, even though everyone in Canada wants Joe Rogan to tell them about it. Did I mention Joe Rogan? Yeah, that Joe Rogan
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Facebook to introduce app exclusively for couples to "create a private space to get closer". Overly attached girlfriend seen nodding enthusiastically
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America: Your blog sucks
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
And fark this highway in particular
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The worst metal album covers of the 1980s. While they could shred like no other era, holy crap they couldn't draw
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Someone actually got use out of a GoPro drone
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Facebook 2020 election botfarm has been found. Explain it away now, Zuck
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook says it's testing a prompt that encourages users to open unread articles before sharing them, about a year after Twitter debuted a similar prompt. Total Farkers: pffft, amateurs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Local newspaper asks "where is Michigan's best inland lake?". They're all inland lakes; always have been
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Sun May 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Expert at getting banned from social media platforms gets banned from another social media platform
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"It's a sort of crude version of white supremacy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grey whale starving due to lack of suitable food. Fark: in the Mediterranean Sea, presumably after taking the Northwest Passage
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All the steps you take / Every pic of cake / Every YouTube take / Each Facebook friend you make / They're still watching you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The saga of Billy and Lilly, two red-tailed hawks that nested on a NYC fire escape, is one of regeneration and joy, with a tinge of sadness and some dead rat carcasses
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
96% of iOS users opted out of app tracking. The other 4% haven't figured out how to disable it yet
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Fri May 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been. And we know what we're knowing, but we can't say what we've seen in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you look at these alert screens sideways and squint a little, it looks like maybe possibly Facebook and Instagram are hinting at thinking about threatening to become pay services on iPhones
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Known fascist Mo Brooks refuses to be served for his treasonous behavior
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me'
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you wanted the musical equivalent of your crazy uncle's facebook rants, Van Morrison's new album is what you've been waiting for
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moving into the universe, and she's drifting this way and that. Not touching the ground at all, and she's up above the yard in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump PAC creates @DJTDEsk to mirror his new blog, meets Twitter's banhammer within the day
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Gus' the brazen seagull walks into supermarket like a boss who doesn't have to pay for lunch, shoplifts tuna sandwich and walks out
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Bushkill, there's a cream for that now, Park padlocked by owner who says manager who has spent 6 years restoring the rides is a fraud who doesn't have a lease, and is interfering with the owner's ability to sell those same rides
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have been married for five years. We loved burning scented candles and taking scented baths. She joined a Facebook group whose members pride themselves on having issues; my wife claims she has smell issues and banned candles. What do?"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four answers to the question headline: It doesn't watch. It isn't a dog. Not the first option. The second option
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(Sanitized Database)
 
 
 
Little Bobby Tables has a new baby brother
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Trump permabanned from Twitter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter to release "are you sure you want to be a jerk?" feature
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and the Photo OP of Doom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lying orange Florida man with widdle hands has his widdle feel feels hurt by the mean old tech giants
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Step 1: Stick cigarette in taco. Step 2: post photo to social media. Step 3: Hey, free food
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Facebook ban has managed to do more damage to Trump than most people realized
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison
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(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Facebook announces it is out of toilet paper for at least the next six months
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trumpist explains the "good" of slavery
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump said he would start his own social media platform? Well, he has. Sure, he's the only person on it, there's no actual user engagement, and the only actual point is for his drones to "share" his posts to Twitter, but it's totes there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Advertiser reports they were banned from Facebook and Instagram for literally telling the truth about what kind of ads they're running
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't re-post Trump's mock tweets or you will be banned from Twitter
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's like the Creed Thoughts bit from The Office, only involving someone more pathetic
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
How Fark's favorite NPR station got its name to stick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old men yell at cloud
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently nobody likes hanging out in the Clubhouse anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pissy emails from Jobs and other Apple execs confirm Facebook and Apple have been pissy for years. Pissy
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