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Sat July 04, 2020
		Once upon a time Americans prided themselves on dressing in their Sunday bests. Now they can barely be bothered to change out of their pajamas for the daily afternoon Zoom meeting source: doyouremember.com \| share:	67
		"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown source: pennlive.com \| share:	262
		All the private search engines that don't track users, take one step forward. Not so fast, DuckDuckGo source: hackread.com \| share:	25

Fri July 03, 2020
		Anybody could have done a better job source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		Independence Day? Oh that's that movie with the Will I Am guy right, right? source: campusreform.org \| share:	59
		'Aren't you tired of COVID?' asked the pastor. Church of God congregations in Cleveland, TN shut down again by His Meek and Tiny Creation source: timesfreepress.com \| share:	42
(Ezekiel Emanuel dot com)		A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine source: ezekielemanuel.com \| share:	35

Thu July 02, 2020
		Tammy Duckworth says she'll block military confirmations until Defense Secretary Mark Esper promotes Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to full Colonel source: thehill.com \| share:	70
		No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	3
		For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	31
		Facebook improperly gave users' data to third-party developers, again source: mashable.com \| share:	46
		Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail source: yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Today in politicians losing their minds, Nebraska Democratic Senate candidate Chris Janicek goes full bananapants. Congratulations on your re-election, Mr. Ben Sasse source: facebook.com \| share:	67
		What is your favorite song from a movie? source: fark.com \| share:	121
		Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	7
		Claiming people now rely on such proven journalistic heavyweights as Facebook and WhatsApp, the BBC cuts 450 jobs in regional news production source: bbc.com \| share:	0
		Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	79
		Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Zuckerberg: I ain't doing shiat source: marketwatch.com \| share:	29

Wed July 01, 2020
		Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim source: twincities.com \| share:	17
		Facebook pens open letter denying they profit from hate, oh they totally just learned boogaloo was a hate thing and that's why they used to profit from boogaloo grouos source: thehill.com \| share:	50
		Pubby McDrunkface source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	28

Tue June 30, 2020
		🎵Old black water, stop erupting/Acapulco sewage don't get your stank on me🎵 source: nypost.com \| share:	24
		Proposal: Any Facebook group exceeding a certain membership threshold -- say, 5,000 people -- should be automatically made public source: wired.com \| share:	33
		Facebook says buh-bye to Boogaloos source: nbcnews.com \| share:	131
		They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	47
		NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help source: factcheck.org \| share:	41
		Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	33
		Ford joins Coca-Cola, Starbucks and other advertisers in pulling ads from Facebook in protest over the platform's poor handling of racist content source: npr.org \| share:	19
		The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy source: theroot.com \| share:	115
(Some Guy)		If you are the person who stole an 800 lb. speed camera from downtown Toronto - awesome source: torontopolice.on.ca \| share:	22

Mon June 29, 2020
		Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting source: nytimes.com \| share:	7
		During in-church services, a Sugartown,Louisiana personally and publicly shamed those who did not attend, calling them out by name and said 'When we have a service, you better be here'. Or what, preacher man? source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	96
		You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the Ole Lone Ranger and if you from Alabama, you don't mess around with Nick. Right Mr. ex-mayor source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline" source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	53
		Facebook unveils a pair of holographic glasses, CONSUME CONFORM DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY source: venturebeat.com \| share:	14
		Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes source: military.com \| share:	3
		Hoboken to get it's own navy submarine to take aim at NYC source: wcbs880.radio.com \| share:	14
		Here's a helpful list of all the socially responsible companies no longer advertising on Facebook source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	20
		Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant source: theguardian.com \| share:	114
		Papa John's wants you to think about Shaq's pepperoni when eating their new pizza source: usatoday.com \| share:	9
		Zuckerberg personally worked with Trump to ensure that his policy-violating posts could remain up without issue source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47

Sun June 28, 2020
		Facemasks or tacos isn't a rhetorical choice, explains re-quarantining restaurant owner source: ktla.com \| share:	38
		More and more companies are finding an easy excuse to justify spending less on advertising source: usatoday.com \| share:	32
		Right wing militia rally gets last minute sponsorship from Sacha Baron Cohen and you can see where this is going source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	70

Sat June 27, 2020
		Hershey's has had it with Facebook's shiat, decides to hit the highway source: local21news.com \| share:	33
		You know America has truly gotten soft when there are Facebook pages dedicated to people sharing stories of how they survived growing up without air conditioning source: doyouremember.com \| share:	70
		Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted" source: scmp.com \| share:	10
		Coca-Cola will stop advertising on all social media. Will be content with the superliminal free advertising that these headlines will get them. HEY YOU, DRINK COKE source: cnbc.com \| share:	32

Fri June 26, 2020
		Company behind "magical" coronavirus filtration system used by church that held Trump rally gets slapped by the Arizona AG source: abc15.com \| share:	23
		Unilever ratchets up the pressure on the social medias by dropping advertising on twitter and facebook source: reuters.com \| share:	14
		Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag source: bbc.com \| share:	32
		Zuckerbot will leave up lies, but will name them as lies - he's still equivocating on fake news. Must be part of his core programming source: thehill.com \| share:	12
		Facebook continues to be everything wrong with the internet source: twitter.com \| share:	84
		Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money source: barrons.com \| share:	21
		Biden widening lead over Trump in new poll. But, don't worry, Trump will surely come back and win because... well because source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		Facebook warns users that old news is not exciting source: theverge.com \| share:	13
		Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway source: thehill.com \| share:	71
		Verizon finds their Facebook ads running along QAnon content, takes its $1+ million/month ad buy and goes home source: cnbc.com \| share:	37
		300 teens possibly exposed to COVID-19 at Texas 'Pongfest' party source: kxan.com \| share:	39

Thu June 25, 2020
		Discord just shut down the biggest 'Boogaloo' server for inciting violence source: vice.com \| share:	104
		Look, Shaun King May be a grifter, but a private Facebook group run by cops openly planning his murder may be a bridge too far also defund the police source: twitter.com \| share:	82
		Major ad agency joins the campaign to boycott facebook, hopes to make things new and improved source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops" source: news.com.au \| share:	58
		Barista tells Starbucks Sally she has to wear a mask, so she retaliates by posting his photo on social media. Backfires spectacularly source: msn.com \| share:	186
		Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil source: thestar.com \| share:	46

Wed June 24, 2020
		Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US source: thehill.com \| share:	33
		It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses source: barrons.com \| share:	1
		Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District source: mediamatters.org \| share:	65
		You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	4
		Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption source: engadget.com \| share:	112
		Just leave it there for 5,000 years. Maybe stonehenge is just litter from a Druid party they didn't feel like cleaning up source: dailypost.co.uk \| share:	23
		Costco pausing sales of half-sheet cakes. Redneck wedding planners inconsolable source: delish.com \| share:	18
		Six-word Sci-Fi: Imagine an apocalypse with a happy ending source: wired.com \| share:	35
		Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even source: slate.com \| share:	12

Tue June 23, 2020
		Meh: Climate change denial group posts false information on Facebook. Cool: Facebook's fact checkers flag it as false. WTF: Facebook overrules the fact checkers and categorizes climate change denial as "opinion" so it's immune to fact-checking source: eenews.net \| share:	44
		PSA: Don't microwave your library books source: freep.com \| share:	50
		Son, I am disappoint doesn't even begin to cover it source: cincinnatibell.net \| share:	46
		Kim John-Un plans aerial assault on Worst Korea using loud music, cigarette butts. Might have just been cheaper to announce a kegger in Seoul on Facebook (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	35
		WWE's very own stalker arrested once more for trespassing. When this guy comes back and shoots the place up no one is gonna be surprised source: wrestlinginc.com \| share:	8
		Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail source: thehill.com \| share:	51
		Mixer to be remixed by Facebook. Dozens of streamers to be impacted source: bbc.com \| share:	12

Mon June 22, 2020
		Google's ad revenue catches the virus, will drop for the first time source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		Patagonia joining REI, The North Face, and other companies boycotting Facebook ads source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really source: factcheck.org \| share:	52
		Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	139
		Knock. Knock. Knock. "Abracadabra!" ::Swoosh:: source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	3
		Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors source: wired.com \| share:	5

Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)		NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife source: bluevirginia.us \| share:	132

Sat June 20, 2020
		The Summer Solstice at Stonehenge (the largest henge in the world) will be live-streamed tonight source: facebook.com \| share:	30
		The North Face does an about face from Facebook source: businessinsider.com \| share:	18
		Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies source: foxnews.com \| share:	33

Fri June 19, 2020
		Civil rights groups call for 'pause' on Facebook ads source: apnews.com \| share:	55
		Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	40
		Foreign country most active in online right-wing extremism is... Canada? source: cbc.ca \| share:	96
		Oklahoma's governor is full of shiat and is scared of Trump source: usatoday.com \| share:	65
		Dogs get down and dirty. With before and after photo goodness source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	2
		I swear it was totally racist KKK hackers that advertised my pizzas at the weekend source: dailypost.co.uk \| share:	52
		Back off, Facebook Boogaloos source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	104
		Here's how you can explain racism and inequality to your children source: slate.com \| share:	9

Thu June 18, 2020
		Studio Ghibli films coming to cinemas for "once in a lifetime" event this summer. It might be worth dying for, and that would make it once in a lifetime source: soranews24.com \| share:	10
		It's a noble effort, Politifact, but if you are going to try to fact-check every random idiot who posts on Facebook, well, you might want to cancel your dinner plans between now and the heat death of the universe source: politifact.com \| share:	29
		Facebook pulls Trump's anti-antifa ads for violating their policy against organized hate, because it was Nazis used it to identify "political prisoners." That's where we are now, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is using Nazi imagery to get reelected source: reuters.com \| share:	201
		Scientists find coronavirus to be nanosponge worthy source: kpbs.org \| share:	2
		Republican authors legislation to get himself and other Republican politicians banned from social media source: gizmodo.com \| share:	34
		Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago source: nypost.com \| share:	94
		Civil Rights groups urge companies to dump Facebook advertisements source: vox.com \| share:	9
		Kristen Stewart to play Princess Di in an upcoming movie. At least the postmortem rigor mortis scenes will be accurate source: bbc.com \| share:	43

Wed June 17, 2020
		You mean I shouldn't trust those homeopathic injectables that some soccer mom on Facebook swears by? source: arstechnica.com \| share:	30
		Endangered ugly ass pygmy hippo born at San Diego Zoo source: nypost.com \| share:	0
		Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos source: theweek.com \| share:	73
		DOJ to announce plans to break the internet source: engadget.com \| share:	82
		Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	20
		Flash is dying. Again. No, seriously. Really. EOL does not mean 'extension of laughter' source: adobe.com \| share:	28
		Civil war 2: fascist boogaloo source: nbcnews.com \| share:	243
		Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	105

Tue June 16, 2020
		Technical issues force a political party to go full Leeroy Jenkins source: asiaone.com \| share:	20
		Pride goeth source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	35
		For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer source: thehill.com \| share:	75
		Tech visionary who invented Ruby on Rails and Basecamp has new disruptive vision, unveils radical new email platform that lets you take back your inbox from Big Tech's habitual privacy violators source: fastcompany.com \| share:	14

Mon June 15, 2020
		The virus may have knocked the Minnesota State Fair out for this year, but it's still no match for Pronto Pups, cheese on a stick, cheese curd tacos, and Sara's Tipsy Pies source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9
		How to stop Instagram from tracking everything you do (that's parent Facebook's job) source: wired.com \| share:	3

Sun June 14, 2020
		Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW source: foxnews.com \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		Rural Missouri town latest to try autonomous zone after the police chief went full redneck on Facebook source: fultonsun.com \| share:	76
		'Mighty Fine Burgers' appears to be owned by 'mighty fine people' source: austin.eater.com \| share:	27
		Well, they finally found the bus full of antifa. And crusty jugglers source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	82
		If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states source: masslive.com \| share:	55

Sat June 13, 2020
		Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share:	113

Fri June 12, 2020
		Another passionate entitled white woman, railroaded by our liberal cancel culture just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel source: businessinsider.com \| share:	70
(Some Guy)		Rare blood rainbow over Calgary source: strangesounds.org \| share:	17
(Some Liar)		Somebody hacked my Facebook page and posted that racist joke. But I'm not going to report it to the police, says the county DA source: ellsworthamerican.com \| share:	35
		Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger' source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		President of Humane Society in Pennsylvania learns that being human and not insulting George Floyd are difficult. For him anyhow source: wfmz.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Sure you've probably seen a man in a wheelchair before but what about a man in a wheelchair who is skateboarding? source: republicworld.com \| share:	4

Thu June 11, 2020
		Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that source: vice.com \| share:	79
		Some cops have crossed the line and did the one action that's so atrocious that they are going to get kicked out of the police union source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	85
		Listen, black guy, we obviously pulled you over because of your driving 65 in a 70 zone. Obviously you were thinking about speeding or maybe joining a BLM protest source: boingboing.net \| share:	141
		Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets source: nj.com \| share:	53
		Fired 'Law & Order' writer doesn't want to be dun dun with the show source: pagesix.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		Major nonprofits are turning down Zuckerbucks over FB's political lies. MCP now in reboot mode source: theregister.com \| share:	2
		Farcebook removes a The Cure meme after two months on the grounds it could be harmful, lead to Disintegration source: foxnews.com \| share:	36
		The never Facebookers have gone oddly silent source: theatlantic.com \| share:	34

Wed June 10, 2020
		Petition to replace offensive statue with VERY offensive statue source: loudwire.com \| share:	30
		Does it make it ok if Trump phrases his factually incorrect tweets as a rhetorical question? I'm just speculating, putting it out there? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
		Because nothing says respect for law and order like a glazed donut and death threats source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	40
		U.S. companies vow to fight racism, as long as that fight remains abstract source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		This week in 'Movies Nobody Ever Wanted To See', the Winklevoss Twins are making a film about their Bitcoin adventures source: gizmodo.com \| share:	18

Tue June 09, 2020
		Man saves classic RX7 from being damaged by floodwaters despite not knowing who owned the car source: thedrive.com \| share:	97
		If you get an Amazon package with an engagement ring in it, an Amazon warehouse worker would like to talk to you source: upi.com \| share:	35
		Since they're going to be playing in Orlando: Disney X NBA logos source: underconsideration.com \| share:	12
		House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	17
		SWAT commander wants at least four dead in O-hi-o source: columbusfreepress.com \| share:	102

Mon June 08, 2020
		Well subby wasn't expecting this news today source: nydailynews.com \| share:	111
(Jornal de Montréal)		Hubert Gagnon, la voix d'Homer Simpson en français, est décédé ..D'oh source: journaldemontreal.com \| share:	33
		Man returns woman's belongings source: expressandstar.com \| share:	49
		Retired Navy captain apologizes after his anti-black rant to his wife went public thanks to him not realizing he was broadcasting on Facebook live source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	72

Sun June 07, 2020
		Facebook is splitting families apart as they realize so many of their relatives are racist assholes source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	86
		We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	22
(VVNG.com)		Man charged with hate crime after committing hate crime against himself. Ooh... sick burn, dude source: vvng.com \| share:	183
		May: Coronavirus outbreak in meat processing plant. June: Coronavirus outbreak in seafood processing plant source: adn.com \| share:	22
		New Cheeky billboard has a large crack in it. When asked, Canadian Tire refused to be butt of jokes and confirmed it was intentional source: edmonton.ctvnews.ca \| share:	17

Sat June 06, 2020
		Nurse now looking for a job after commenting on Facebook that "Protesters make great hood ornaments" source: pjstar.com \| share:	113
		Feign_empathy.exe source: mashable.com \| share:	38

Fri June 05, 2020
		The stairway to heaven is made of pizza source: boredpanda.com \| share:	25
		FacebooKKK source: vanityfair.com \| share:	49
		With America on fire, Zuckerberg is siding with Trump. If you're still using Facebook, so are you source: motherjones.com \| share:	96
		As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask? source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
		Under Pressure from its employees, Facebook to add warning label to post that originated from state controlled media outlets like Russia Today, Sputnik, Xinhua News, the People's Daily, Fox News, etc source: politico.com \| share:	20
		Woman got goosebumps after spotting mysterious figure hiding in her photo. What do you think it is? source: au.lifestyle.yahoo.com \| share:	36
		I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes source: foxnews.com \| share:	70
		Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep source: metro.co.uk \| share:	48
		Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	144

Thu June 04, 2020
		Mark Zuckerberg Announces Virtual Roundtable With American Hate Groups To Better Understand How They Work source: theonion.com \| share:	20
		Florida Man arrested for threatening to blow up Sanford police station, being a big dummy source: wftv.com \| share:	22
		Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Zuckerbot says Facebook will block ads from state-controlled media outlets, neglects to add most trollbot farms are not direct arms of the state source: cnbc.com \| share:	16
		Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective source: retractionwatch.com \| share:	10
		Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity source: nypost.com \| share:	45
		Today's top trending video on Facebook, with 24 million views, is a rant by Candace Owens attacking George Floyd source: twitter.com \| share:	98
		Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	49
		Lindsay Graham thinks it is "unfair" how for the last three-and-a-half years Trump has been held up to the standards of a U.S. president source: axios.com \| share:	78
		NRA has apparently 'forgotten' to rise up against tyrannical government source: theshovel.com.au \| share:	416
		How to be anti-social (this is a good thing) source: wired.com \| share:	10
(do it)		Reminder: Facebook is not your friend. Here's how to delete it source: deletefacebook.com \| share:	83

Wed June 03, 2020
		Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co source: freep.com \| share:	9
		Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net source: thehour.com \| share:	37
		Black man posts that he's now scared to walk home alone, so 75 of his closest friends from the neighborhood help him out source: today.com \| share:	12
		Sad trombone source: austin360.com \| share:	49
		Chi-Chi's foldable tortillas let you make quesadillas like a Taco Bell pro source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Trump bets his presidency on a 'silent majority'. Yep, in the age of Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, tik-tok etc, he's betting that there is a vast swathe of politcally engaged voters who are silently biding their time till Election Day source: politico.com \| share:	78
		Dick Wolf fires Law & Order writer over racist alt-right Facebook post. DUN DUN source: themarysue.com \| share:	57
		Leaked Zuckerberg audio: "Trump's looting and shooting reference has no history of being read as a racist dog whistle" -- true, it's more of a flashing racist billboard with sirens, fireworks, and klan-hooded sign-twirlers out front source: vox.com \| share:	90

Tue June 02, 2020
		I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest source: foxnews.com \| share:	36
		Owner of the store that called the cop on George Floyd says his employees won't be doing THAT again. "Until the police stop killing innocent people, we will handle incidents like this one using non-violent tactics that do not involve police" source: thehill.com \| share:	90
		Thieves use a $5,000 stolen car to break into a store that sells $5 pizzas source: freep.com \| share:	26
		Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway source: theverge.com \| share:	20
		One Facebook employee has had enough source: twitter.com \| share:	55
		Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎ source: cnbc.com \| share:	90
		Former Reddit CEO: You gleefully helped build this monster, now fark off with your Black Lives (suddenly) Matter crocodile tears source: mashable.com \| share:	39
		UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106 source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		Matt Gaetz is the second politician to earn the Twitter Violence Glorifying Badge after suggesting "antifa" should be hunted down. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy source: theverge.com \| share:	59
		Awesome dude builds his girlfriend's rescue dog his first ever yard. A shame he left the place all dusty source: boredpanda.com \| share:	11
		Police scanner apps are really popular right now for some reason source: techcrunch.com \| share:	29

Mon June 01, 2020
		Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass source: nytimes.com \| share:	97
		"The riot control bees are in their holding yard waiting to clear the streets of Janesville and keep peace to this county. I'm willing to bring them in and kick them over if things get out of control" source: gazettextra.com \| share:	57
		Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy source: aljazeera.com \| share:	18
		Turns out the Dodge Challenger isn't actually a boat source: carbuzz.com \| share:	38
		Zuckerdroids are not pleased with the MCP's decision to leave Donnie's "when the looting starts..." post online source: cnbc.com \| share:	35
		Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend source: 9news.com.au \| share:	68
		Old & stale: receiving a specific text message will crash your iPhone. New lukewarmness: using this wallpaper on your Android phone could soft-brick it source: androidauthority.com \| share:	15

Sat May 30, 2020
		1,200 people like something from 1998 on Facebook and the editor's kids haven't done anything noteworthy so this source: theringer.com \| share:	20
		See topic tag source: nbcnews.com \| share:	82
		Leaked internal Facebook posts: Employees are horrified that Zuckerberg refuses to remove Trump's threats of violence. "If we fail the test case here," wrote one, "history will not judge us kindly" source: theverge.com \| share:	59
		Missouri recently reopened in time for Memorial Day, let's see how they're doi...oh dear source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	163
		In space, they can't hear you scream source: decider.com \| share:	36

Fri May 29, 2020
		Katanas are cool. The only way you could make them cooler is if they shot fire source: soranews24.com \| share:	28
		White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	376
		40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea" source: cbc.ca \| share:	7

Thu May 28, 2020
		Mark Zuckerberg--dead at 36--says social media sites should not fact check posts source: theshovel.com.au \| share:	65
		Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	57
		WFH isn't too bad. Until you want a promotion. Or have to put on underwear. Or bathe source: wired.com \| share:	19
		Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich sues Google for tracking users, stealing his vowels source: azcentral.com \| share:	7
		It's an older meme, but remember: keep your hands to yourself source: nypost.com \| share:	36
		What's the answer when the headline's a question? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	6
		"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA source: reuters.com \| share:	59
		Brave Sir Zuckerberg ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Zuckerberg turned about and gallantly he chickened out source: newsweek.com \| share:	63
		Six packs of wolves tracked over a four month period. Personally, I prefer my wolves in bottles source: cheezburger.com \| share:	26
		Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	122

Wed May 27, 2020
		Huh, Facebook's own research shows that over 60% of people who got radicalized on Facebook only did so after being recommended the extremist group by Facebook. Well THERE'S your problem source: twitter.com \| share:	70
		Tokyo Tower main deck reopens, and you only have to climb up 150 meters to reach it. That's 600 steps, but they're metric. Get a "1 DAY PASS" which will allow you to access to the Main Deck as many times as you wish during one day source: soranews24.com \| share:	5
		Boogaloo? Big Igloo? Big Luau? Read on to find out how a classic of 80s cinema came to be the guiding light of militias itching to fight it out with the police this summer source: bellingcat.com \| share:	102
		What do cocaine, sex, and whiskey have in common? At the very least, they have all been part of disinformation narratives on how to treat or prevent COVID-19 source: thebulletin.org \| share:	24
		From Megadeth to jazz source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	33
		New whistleblower complaint says Facebook hasn't shared true information about the drug trade and other illegal activities it's allowing source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
		Break up Facebook source: thebulwark.com \| share:	94
		Trader Joe's employees who blew the whistle on safety concerns at the company worry about losing their jobs source: salon.com \| share:	6

Tue May 26, 2020
		Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left" source: loudwire.com \| share:	79
		NBD, just the President of the United States posting a video on Facebook featuring his political opponent in a coffin source: twitter.com \| share:	124
		Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has source: pix11.com \| share:	281

Mon May 25, 2020
		I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	29
		OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	13
		Facebook private probe botched by regulator source: politico.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		Old and busted: trampoline in your garden after high winds. New hotness: illuminated bed stuck to the side of your house source: leeds-live.co.uk \| share:	11
		Subby doesn't think a vehicle's exhaust system counts as an air leak to be sealed with expandable foam. (I'm not saying I approve...but I understand) source: carscoops.com \| share:	180
		Formula E driver, Daniel Abt disqualified after a e-sports race in which his car finished 3rd after an IP trace revealed he was using a professional sim driver as a ringer. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying even on the computer source: yahoo.com \| share:	11
(WFAE Charlotte)		Meet Korona Karen's braying jackass of a husband, Terroristic Threat Todd source: wfae.org \| share:	192
		EU privacy laws intended to regulate Facebook et al used to stop a grandmother posting online images of her grandchildren source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	28

Sun May 24, 2020
		"His return on investment is terrible. He is kind of a sucker. These guys are playing him, milking him like a cow." And that's no bull source: salon.com \| share:	85

Sat May 23, 2020
		Narcos: Paw Patrol arrives on Netflix (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	33
		Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess source: torontosun.com \| share:	42
		Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy" source: koco.com \| share:	5

Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		World famous psychic forced to cancel tour due to unforeseen circumstances source: theshot.net.au \| share:	20
		Okay, when we said your hand sanitizer might spontaneously combust, we meant to say it won't spontaneously combust source: thehill.com \| share:	36
		First it was Flu Klux Klan rallies at the Capitol, then the dams breaking in Midland, now a live Civil War cannonball found at a recycling center in West Michigan. Subby is going to hole up in Detroit for his own safety source: freep.com \| share:	53
		People are taking advantage of the warm weather and the lockdown nearing its end to overdose with fentanyl-laced drugs source: dailygazette.com \| share:	24
		Legos. Beehive. Click source: boingboing.net \| share:	3
		Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	337
		"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did" source: thehill.com \| share:	11

Thu May 21, 2020
		Creating ChatBots with multiple conversational skills for help with queen to bishop 3, incoming transmissions, or lying about alien contact to protect your mission source: techxplore.com \| share:	7
		Your money buys more outside Silicon Valley, so Zuckerberg can pay you less source: cnbc.com \| share:	29
(Technology Transparency Project)		Facebook quickly becoming the new 4chan source: techtransparencyproject.org \| share:	156

Wed May 20, 2020
		YOU get a Webby Award, YOU get a Webby, YOU get a Webby. EVERYBODY gets a Webby source: theverge.com \| share:	4
		Most people put on life jackets when their boat is sinking 12 miles offshore. Then there are these two guys source: wfla.com \| share:	33
		Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook" source: nbc-2.com \| share:	30
		"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one" source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	4
		Facebook is finally stepping up and doing something to curb FBer's antisocial behavior - it's launching a new shopping feature across apps source: reuters.com \| share:	5
		7-11 employee helps customer discern the difference between a thermometer and hand sanitizer in the most 7-11 way possible source: sea.mashable.com \| share:	18
		While some of these are true crimes against nature, some of them actually sound interesting. What weird food is your area known for? source: cracked.com \| share:	82
		If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is source: detroitnews.com \| share:	14

Tue May 19, 2020
		Google app store to COVID-19: Not even once source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	4
		Chincoteague's famous pony swim canceled for first time since World War II; pony auction to be conducted online source: wavy.com \| share:	20
		Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign source: nypost.com \| share:	204
		Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask source: pennlive.com \| share:	207
		96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Mon May 18, 2020
		Escaped inmate recaptured after police able to follow his contrail source: wvtm13.com \| share:	9
		Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong? source: newsweek.com \| share:	40
		Protestors who look like they haven't seen the inside of a gym since 11th grade come out to support opening of gym despite government orders to stay closed source: nj1015.com \| share:	84
		911, what's the emergency? There are two small children playing in an empty, but open, park with their father. This is going to be such a fun summer source: nj.com \| share:	129
		"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?" source: slate.com \| share:	31
		No source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	6
		U2 wanted for questioning source: myfox8.com \| share:	29
		Pew pew pew source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	31

Sat May 16, 2020
		A man who used God as his anti-viral protection learns his lesson source: patheos.com \| share:	199

Fri May 15, 2020
		Trump campaign manager's companies take PPP relief funds, decline Pee Pee funds source: cbsnews.com \| share:	9
		Wacky West Wing fans believe the show is all real life, now think the show predicted the coronavirus with a 'chilling' scene about global pandemics and failed vaccines. Oh wait, that does sound real source: the-sun.com \| share:	28
		Another thing about to be assimilated by Facebook because what the world needs now is Giphy with ads source: apnews.com \| share:	24
		IMSA Racing - starting the engines on July 4 at Daytona. No mention if its a 24 hour reboot source: imsa.com \| share:	15
		President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	279
		Behold the trikini: For when you want to be sexy at the beach, but also don't want coronavirus source: nypost.com \| share:	59
		From an ER doctor at New York Presbyterian and a friend of a farker trying to decompress and process the insanity of the last couple months source: facebook.com \| share:	39

Thu May 14, 2020
		Facebook to finally be punished for failing to remove hate speech and child porn. No, not in the United States of Freedumb, but in France source: arstechnica.com \| share:	14
		Not news: android spyware thriving and conniving on the Google Play Store. News: for four years source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	5
		Baby mutant non-ninja turtle found in Virginia source: ndtv.com \| share:	2
		Germany's lockdown protesters are a ragtag mix of antivax nutjobs, neo-Nazis, and America-haters - all fueled by a steady supply of Kremlin propaganda. How about that? source: spiegel.de \| share:	29
		If you tweet, "Do I have to show the lame security guard outside of a ghetto store my Covid-19 test results? I will show him my Glock 21 shooting range results," you might not want to work for a law firm nor use your real name on social media source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	84
		Age-old cancer finds new opportunity in modern virus source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		Appliance delivery driver records as HOA president blocks in his vehicle and demands to know what he's doing and who gave him the gate code. Guess their skin colors source: kfor.com \| share:	123

Wed May 13, 2020
		Well, it looks like "Snowball" is going to need a bath after being rescued from the sewer system source: cincinnati.com \| share:	4
		Stop me if you've heard this one before: Far rights groups are "boosting the signal" of a deliberate Russian disinformation campaign to spread propaganda that's designed to make people act in a way that's harmful to America source: politico.com \| share:	76
		All hail King Bogart source: msn.com \| share:	9
		Conflicted: Pennywise as a busty anime girl source: soranews24.com \| share:	33
		Somebody built a Bullitt Mustang dump truck. We can only hope a Charger bulldozer is next source: jalopnik.com \| share:	14
		This sweet foster dog put the "Mother" in "Mother's Day" when she surprised everyone by giving birth on Sunday. Please welcome Chloe and her six beautiful babies to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	148
		Food trucks in Rhode Island navigating through pandemic, ask Department of Business Regulation to allow reformatting Food Truck Friday for new era of social distancing source: turnto10.com \| share:	5

Tue May 12, 2020
		Nashville man who placed a plastic target on the lawn of the NAACP president said he did so because he thought it looked like a beautiful flower (w/pics) source: nydailynews.com \| share:	64
		Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	19
		Do you want Hellraiser? Because this is how you get Hellraiser source: coventrytelegraph.net \| share:	50

Mon May 11, 2020
		No, I did NOT say a Hobbit found Legolas source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	16
		Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	620
		Want to report people contributing to the spread of the coronavirus? That's a doxxin source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Facebook rolls out new web UI to all users. You'll get over it source: thurrott.com \| share:	26
		Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path source: stamfordadvocate.com \| share:	17
		Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach source: heavy.com \| share:	67

Sun May 10, 2020
		Dallas' iconic Lizard Lounge closes forever due to COVID-19. Leisure Suit Larry inconsolable source: wfaa.com \| share:	20
		Tonight is Money in the Bank from beautiful....Titan Towers? That's right as both the Men's & Women's matches will have to Die Hard (or is it Mayhem) their way to the roof to get the MiTB briefcase. It all starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network source: wwe.com \| share:	237

Fri May 08, 2020
		What kind of landlord doesn't charge rent Trump ponders before remembering he is supposed to be honoring said landlord source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	18
		Wife-like typing detected? source: politico.com \| share:	38
		The Trump campaign on Facebook works to stop the "Mourning In America" signal from The Lincoln Project that has deeply penetrated His Orange Skin source: twitter.com \| share:	77
		How could anyone call these unwanted? I'd gladly take them source: boredpanda.com \| share:	2
		Somebody is giving away a haunted house because people are too afraid to live in it. Second prize is a plastic baggie full of goldfish source: metro.co.uk \| share:	62

Thu May 07, 2020
		Wal-Mart security guard takes down and handcuffs woman who wasn't wearing a mask, as is now required. Ironic since Wal-Mart can't get half their customers to wear pants source: al.com \| share:	79

Wed May 06, 2020
		Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Facebook removes QAnon websites. Where will the methed-up lunatics meet now? source: time.com \| share:	98
		Businesses touting Coronavirus conspiracy theories involving 5G are using Facebook to sell EMF products. It's so unbelievable source: mediamatters.org \| share:	45

Tue May 05, 2020
		Teenagers defecate on a car in Plainview, which is probably why they got caught source: winonadailynews.com \| share:	50
		In other news, the 'Beer Fairy' has horns and no pants source: foxnews.com \| share:	15
		Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on source: bloomberg.com \| share:	38
		Even in the massive Jambalaya of Crazy that is the anti-lockdown "movement", this guy stands out: "GOP Ohio state lawmaker refuses to wear face mask because faces are the 'likeness of God' source: thehill.com \| share:	28
		We all deserve a few minutes of Dwayne The Rock Johnson source: boredpanda.com \| share:	14

Mon May 04, 2020
		Judge (to idiot pastor): Since you know the Bible so well, show me where is says God commands a packed church in order to worship and pray source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	204
		Editor of Santa Barbara News-Press decides he can no longer parrot the views of an owner who compares covid restrictions to the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany source: latimes.com \| share:	14
		Miami Beach re-closes park after too many knuckleheads do what Florida knuckleheads do best source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Ohio Rep.Nino Vitale: To command us to wear a mask is an assault on our religions freedoms, since our faces were created in the image of God source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	94
(Film Stories)		Looks like Disney is cutting its losses on X-Men: The New Mutants, as it goes up for preorder as an on-demand release source: filmstories.co.uk \| share:	32
		California Republican says the quiet part out loud, is sad that people don't want to have a beer with a guy who advocates genocide. Tag is for whoever would have a beer with him source: nbcnews.com \| share:	102
		"I'm a sensible liberal; my father is a right wing conspiracy theorist who frequently shares 'news' articles on Facebook with insane claims. I've tried to fact-check him; he says I betrayed my family's beliefs and values. Should I find a new family?" source: slate.com \| share:	56
		I said, "Don't look, Ethel" But it's too late. She'd already been mooned source: