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Thu July 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg says breaking up Facebook would pave the way for Chinese tech companies to fill the void - and "they do NOT share the same values we do." True. The Chinese probably don't love Putin as much as you do either, Zuck
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
How hot is the new MacBook Pro? So hot, it has to throttle the CPU when performing basic tasks
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Wimp)
 
 
 
This rollercoaster ride made me think, "No, I don't miss acid," for some reason
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook's fake news policy fails the Alex Jones test
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration self-contradiction celebration continues. The Trump wanna-be dictator military parade will cost at least $12 million. At least you can drink and be happy with us at your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. We're happy you're here with us
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
So, apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks there is some sort of good faith debate about the Holocaust
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You probably never though you'd see the day when a Republican party official was re-tweeting conspiracy theories that started not even on 4-chan, but EIGHT-chan; but, here we are
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Facebook memories thing just brought up a years old fight between my wife and sister. What is the worst thing it ever reminded you of?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kid over tips at Lynchburg eatery. In coins. Some people have a problem with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russians tapped that CamAnal. Tapped it good. All over your Facebook
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House GOP: Why isn't Facebook pushing these right-wing conspiracies harder? CHEXMEX LIBERACE
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says stupid things. Manafort is about to get more Manafarked. This is your Fox News thread. Sorry. Had a tremendous presidency slip up misspeaking. I meant to say, it's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
IBM sues Groupon for e-commerce patent infringement, is looking for other plaintiffs to get a better deal
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Free Market Conservative" Steve King (R-acist) proposes nationalizing Google, Facebook, and Twitter
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh look, the Trump Campaign's digital arm (CamAnal) gave permission for Russians to go through their illegally obtained data on Americans
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Sun July 15, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Oh look...it's the "flying cars will be in our driveways next year" article again
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Chim chimin-ee, Chim chimin-ee, Chim chim cher-oo, a six foot long NOPE slithered in through the flue ♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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Fri July 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
As if the California wildfires aren't bad enough, they may be causing a mystery rash
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona. Enjoy the weather and watch out of the guy driving his golf cart down the middle lane of the freeway at 4 AM
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When you've lost the London Evening Standard
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
America 2018: Where a bad guy with a gun may run into a 5-year-old with a gun
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What is it about the far right nutters that has Silicon Valley bending over backwards to cater to them?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump
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(Change.org)
 
Weeners
 
Vive le cocque. Subby has a giant metal rooster in his front yard and some folks want to move it to the back yard. Petition signatures might help, but how else can we keep the cock in the front?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ikea recalls 'Dögchök' water dispenser
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
First responders save man's life, proceed to finish yard work
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Your daily dose of D'aaaawww in less than 2 mins
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The BBC's highly respected Panorama news programme is running an episode on Trump the sexual predator tonight. Keep in mind, the UK has much stricter libel laws than the US
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Black people are a threat to all" and "The whole idea of diversity is a bunch of crap and un-American."- Seth Grossman, GOP nominee for Congress. With video
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Live by the womp, die by the womp
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Youtuber locked in copyright battle. Fark: with himself
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting article using real journalism explores what's up with people paying their credit card bills so late all the time
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Homosapien on stage with Gorillaz ends badly for Homosapien
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities
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Sun July 08, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's a reason some of the Capital Gazette staff escaped being killed. That reason was laid to rest yesterday
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"Holy crap, 10-year-olds! Call back up! And you, you're under arrest for videotaping me pointing my gun at kids"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Rare video of Willie Nelson in 1962 without beard and ponytail singing "Hello Walls." Because why not?
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(WonderWall)
 
 
 
It's official: the Iceman returneth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends over 70 million accounts during the past two months. Just 900 million to go
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World Cup goalkeeper used Twitter to track down a fan and give him the shirt off his back. Stay classy Simon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The 2018-2019 Warriors are officially more loaded than the Monstars were in Space Jam
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Ten Minute Compilation Of Ball Girls Making Plays. Nuff Said
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Thieves ransack nonprofit that helps disabled people, stealing a truck, equipment, and veterans' group's backpack containing 7,000 dog tags of fallen soldiers. On the Fourth of July
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Why does Facebook hate America?
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"Bands can't survive current economic climate" says guitarist for band that has survived current economic climate
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Fans believe the Froome decision justifies reinstating Lance Armstrong's titles
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In surprise move, European Parliament votes not to take your memes away. Report on the left, your favorite memes on the right
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Good news: your phone isn't secretly recording what you're saying. Bad news: it's secretly taking screenshots of what you're doing
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India asks Facebook-owned WhatsApp to take responsibility for transmitting false texts that have led to mass lynchings and mob beatings across the country, and to say something besides "Lynching is bad, mmmmmkay"
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(Some Hero in a Half Shell)
 
 
 
If you beat the NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underwater level, the government of Thailand has a gig for you. Map provided, but no Game Genie
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business wants to see Russia sanctions lifted
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Someone is stealing ugly public art on Vancouver Island...and returning it
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Private Japanese rocket looks like it was knocked up in someone's backyard, flies about as well as if it was knocked up in someone's backyard
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
And all you heathens thought that the tots and pears don't work. Mmm tots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for plotting extreme overreaction to LeBron leaving Cleveland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to name the new high-speed quad ski lift at Loveland ski area in Colorado. You know what to do
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The deal Facebook made with phone makers not only gave them access to all of your Facebook data, it also gave them access to all your friends' data, and their friends' etc etc. One phone could give them access to hundreds of thousands of accounts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels his UK tour because his racism has finally caught up to him
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Terminator isn't a snowflake
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(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
When firing up the grill for your July 4th celebrations, do you prefer wood, charcoal, or propane when cooking your antibiotic-resistant bacteria?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hunting in Maryland just got fabulous
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A huge crowd surrounded Mo Salah's house after his address was leaked on Facebook, and he went out and joined them
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox News checked to see if the ideology of the Capital Gazette indicated they deserved to be shot; Hannity blamed it on Maxine Waters anyway
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
California enacts historic privacy bill that'll require sites such as Facebook and Google to inform users more fully of their data-mining efforts, which means more pop-up windows where you click OK mindlessly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha teenager sets up "Fireworks Fight" for July 4. Over 1,000 people have already RSVPd to the Darwinian event
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He hates big butts and he cannot lie, that Kardashian chick is why
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Terms that describe Facebook's more profitable users: voyeuristic, racist and genocidal
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sign language translator has too good a time interpreting songs for deaf patrons at Lamb of God concert. This brings up so many new questions. (with video)
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(Bustle)
 
Boobies
 
Lingerie company making pool floats for women with big boobs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who's up for a new data breach scandal from a company you've never heard of? Just about everyone, apparently
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
'Don't disturb me while I jog'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Doctors create ESOs from LFA to complete GRS for FTM transition. Surgeon says it wasn't that hard, but it will be
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Facebook testing feature that lets you block any subject from your News Feed. Like Trump. Or blockchain. Or Kardashian. Or Game of Thrones spoilers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook easing its ban on cryptocurrency ads. In other news, "GET YOUR ZUCKERBUCKS NOW. Totally non-traceable. Safe. Private. Secure"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex crosses her legs, makes the news
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(Gizmodo)
 
Woofday
 
Poncho the Spanish Police Dog goes viral for showing off his CPR skills. No word on whether he prefers Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites the Dust. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread (w/video)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instagram is estimated to be worth $100 billion. Subby thinks they're off by gazillion or two
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Tue June 26, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks Citi Field is a movie theater and Busch Stadium is a bridal shop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hmm... broken penis or winning? Tough choice
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Look, if you're going to be upset at the Red Hen Restaurant for not serving Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at least keep your Yelp reviews and death threats inside the US. She did not go into Canada. Besides, Canada wouldn't take her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Facebook wants to spy on you by hiding secret inaudible messages in TV ads that force your phone to record your private conversations
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Architect must be drunk again
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(JazJaz.net)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what your favorite cartoon characters would look like if your mind was on drugs? Well, wonder no more
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though some people who telecommute take advantage of the situation to not work as many hours as they should
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Sun June 24, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens...
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon DMV employee on leave after auditioning for Fox News on Facebook
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Wimp)
 
 
 
I picked up a new sport as a hobby, any Farkers willing to be my practice partner?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Book value of a new Ferrari decreases by 30% after you leave dealer, 100% if you total it
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza fixing potholes is an ominous sign; either government is failing, inequality is worsening, or both
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How did Jack Black wind up starring in a no-budget elf-human fantasy romance film made by a director who has never found funding or distribution for his movies?
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Wimp)
 
 
 
The beagle.. uh.. finds a way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you were planning on seeing Phillip McCain playing with Buck Wild in concert, I regret to inform you that xkcd #1357 has been invoked due to a Facebook posting. He will likely not be making any solo performances for a while either
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
How does DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen follow up her disastrous Monday press conference? Why, dinner at a Mexican restaurant, of course
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says...
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amid the uproar over taking children away from parents at the border, the State Department thinks it's a dandy time to give "tips for traveling with kids" on Facebook Live. Goes about as well as you'd expect
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg on separating migrant children: 'We need to stop this policy right now', presumably since he can't make rubles from it
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I left Facebook for ten days. It grew increasingly needier"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reset the rapper clock
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 69 Mickelson offers to withdraw
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's elephant escapes. No its not a euphemism nor a repeat from 1999
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Android users warned of new "Frankenstein" virus targeting their OS. Meanwhile, iPhone users are warned of continually overpaying for cheap technology (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny, Viagra shaped, Lifelock scented, Nigerian violins for the global email marketers who now must reduce their activities by 80% or face massive fines by the EU. Bye guys, like your fantastic offers, we'll miss you
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
♫ If I had a hammer ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark has a favorite summer ginger, At Last
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It looks like we are at the "papers, please" period of the Trump Era
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most folk'll never get their heads stuck in an exhaust pipe, but then again some folk'll
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Snake me out to the ball game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again -- threatens Disney World shooting if he got enough Facebook 'likes'
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
These are the three types of surveillance on Facebook. TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHICH TYPE OF SURVEILLANCE YOU ARE
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The trailer for the new "Dumbo" film is here to ruin your childhood
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you like wading in pools or lounging in hot tubs? You're going to die. In fact, you may be dead already
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Diner from "Goodfellas" had a problem. It's gone. And we couldn't do nothin' about it. And that's it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Arby's moving into former Taco Bell location after Taco Bell abandoned it to move into a former Arby's location
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
How Did a Tick Temporarily Paralyze a Little Girl? Wait... Wha-- Oh Ok. Ew
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Hey, your clear soda is called Not See Kola. Very funn-- Wait a minute. And there's an eagle on the label? Really?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump and Kim Jong Un get together for a selfie. Trump learns the Germans aren't all fun and games at world summits. Welp, it's only a Monday, but it feels like a FHF. It's your MSNBC thread. It officially starts at 8pm ET, but unofficially starts now
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.9 earthquake strikes England, strong enough to make people out drinking on Saturday night walk straight for a few steps
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Fri June 08, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the *Scottish* Sun is there (pixellated NSFW)
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Thu June 07, 2018
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud
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(CBS Sports)
 
Video
 
Bears invade Alaska golf course and claim the hole flag as their own
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once it was the biggest social network; now it's a ghost town. But for a handful of hardcore losers ... er, users ... Myspace remains essential
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
91-year-old man gains Facebook following through puzzle work
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The answer to the question on every farker's mind: Yes, Val Kilmer will be reprising his famous role as Iceman in Top Gun 2
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife loses primary, rides his horse out in disgrace
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(CBS News)
 
Woofday
 
Blind dachshund and pit bull who acts as his "guide dog" have found a forever home together. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Netflix is creating an anthology series about Dolly Parton. They expect to get mounds of support
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very hungry caterpillar has operation to remove bits of 8-month old baby from its mouth. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hugh Dane, Hank the Security Guard on 'The Office,' has transferred to the great Dunder Mifflin branch in the sky. Hopefully he'll finally get a chair with lumbar support
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook may not be inherently evil, but it facilitates the hell out of it
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Fast forward to 10:30 to get to the underwater camera shot of crab traps in Louisiana. Then wait for it - crab fight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As you can see from our CCTV footage traffic is flowing smoothly on Murgatroyd Road West and ... what the hell is that??
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Pioneered by Microsoft as "embrace, extend and extinguish", all American tech giants now actively patrol the "kill zone", eliminating startups and scaring off any VCs inclined to fund them
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Mon June 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Yes, that's actually Johnny Depp wearing a FUGLY cap
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Sat June 02, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Kennedy Center announces the release of $10 tickets for the upcoming run of Hamilton aaaand they're gone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Small airplane clips tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway. People and bacon-on-the-hoof all okay
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman 2 will take place in the 1980s, featuring much better music than Guardians of the Galaxy
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
5 4-week-old kittens are rescued after 2 people spot 1 cat carrier left in 90° heat on the side of I-495. Nicknamed the 495-5, they require 4 weeks of bottle feeding. This story reported by channel 5. I was told there would be no math on Caturday
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sting and Shaggy to appear before Stanley Cup game 3. No word yet on Scooby
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Weight loss and gardening are the issues women care about, mansplains congressman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This job has an interesting deal: a salary of $80,000 to $100,000 plus a monthly bar and restaurant allowance. But you will have to go on a date with the boss
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Teens are abandoning Facebook - for real this time
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Thinking of what to get dear 'ol dad for Father's Day? Why not an A1 meat-scented candle?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Police on lookout for suspects who fled from cosmetic surgery clinic without paying for £2,000 worth of Botox and lip fillers. Suspects described as 'slightly disturbing looking' (pics)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
An Alabama doctor-turned-legislator attempted to strike down a law named for a mother who died after giving birth while in his care. Now, her 19-year-old daughter is running his opponent's campaign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the Roseanne-Trump idiocy has brought Michael Moore back
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mormon Funeral Potatoes: The carb-heavy meal for all things apocalyptic
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Jurassic World 2 has a Pokemon GO clone tie-in mobile game. That sentence would not have made sense 15 years ago
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
If a Facebook post directs you to a pile of onions in the desert, do not load your pickup truck full of them, as they're neither free nor meant for human consumption
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Florida brewery unveils six-pack rings that feed sea turtles rather than kill them. Still not safe from drunken college students, though
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The use of mortars has always been a common feature of political demonstrations in Nicaragua"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Televangelist claims that Jebus wants people to buy him a new $54 million Dassault Falcon 7X business jet, because his three other jets aren't up to par
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
PNG govt to shut down Facebook for a month. GIF govt still arguing about pronunciation
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates"
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Mon May 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter plans to make it much easier to ignore 99% of Twitter during election years
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook responds to EU's new privacy framework: "In the end users only had the choice to delete the account or hit the "agree"-button - that's not a free choice, it more reminds of a North Korean election process"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
OK, so I just got an e-mail outlining how my employer, an entity wholly and solely within the United States, needs to comply with the new EU GDPR privacy law. So I can assume that my Second Amendment rights still apply in Europe, right?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Border Patrol declares illegal immigrant season open
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gym: 'Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly.'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A reminder why they're banned on military installations: ZTE and other cheap cell phones come with malware pre-installed
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Dave Bautista and Jeff Goldblum lick their wounds in first clip of 'Hotel Artemis' hell
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Wed May 23, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrasslin Wednesday is here. Can Velveteen Dream and Ricochet coexist to beat Lars Sullivan? Will Nikki Cross freak out Dakota Kai more? Will Heavy Machinery get revenge on TM61? Wrasslin Wednesday starts at 8PM EDT on the 999
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends hosts are shocked that a journalist could win an award after criticizing the president in commentary
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is this the biggest "no" headline in the history of no headlines?
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Because Instagram is way better when you're drinking tequila
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Tue May 22, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
EU MEPs: Okay Mr Zuckerberg, here are our questions that will take 60 minutes to ask in this 60-minute meeting. You can take notes and not answer any of them at the end. Is that alright with you? : Zuckerberg: ... sure
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Washington Press)
 
 
 
Trump fan asks LeBron James for his towel at playoff game. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happens next. Bonus Tweet: "Congrats to the MAGA hat guy for his upcoming 28 Fox news appearances and Bari Weiss column "
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's never good when you find your 3-year-old playing with poop. It's worse when there's so much of it that they have to call in specialists to rescue him
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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Sun May 20, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily
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Sat May 19, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"They just rushed around to grab it and hide it before other diners saw," presumably lest they wanted one, too
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Video of NASA astronaut captioned "Left SD card at home LUL"
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
A look at what's wrong with the Internet. Suspiciously absent: Fark.com
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon was all into CamAnal playing role playing games like suppressing the black vote
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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(soompi)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Ryan Reynolds sang under a unicorn mask for Korean TV to promote Deadpool 2. Today, Ryan Reynolds talks Deadpool 2 with Korean teddy bear mascot "Ryan" (video)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian hackers got your teens' computer, killin' their d00ds
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
"Cleaning while melanated" is now something that calls for a state trooper look-see. Members of a sorority cleaning a stretch of highway are questioned and their licenses run through the system
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Facebook finds out that people are very angry, write angry things
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Although I'm a very lonely farker with no friends here I wanted to say thank you to the fark community and remind us all that you can do anything you set your mind to
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Facebook will get Trump re-elected
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead"
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Billionaire David Tepper buys Carolina Panthers
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Mon May 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name
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(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Has anyone noticed that a particular white nationalist hand sign looks a lot like the American Sign Language sign for "asshole"?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Do you want to be loved by your millions of clueless minions and rule the world? Here's how to be the next Trump
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White man goes on racist rant against Muslim woman wearing a niqab while standing in line at a coffee shop. The barista's actions, however, speak volumes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stealing a police cruiser is generally a bad idea, however stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed is actually kind of impressive
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly
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Fri May 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: We had a sinkhole outbreak. New Zealand: Hold my beer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Name: I am Groot. Address: I am Groot. E-mail: I am Groot. Phone Number: I am Groot
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
FOX decides not enough people have been deriding them for canceling great shows lately, doubles-down with an 86 for the 99
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Looks like Mike Pence slept through his Watergate history class
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Thu May 10, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do fans of Sean Hannity and the Black Lives Matter crowd have in common? They were both targeted by divisive Russian propaganda meant to stoke tensions and radicalize
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Wanna get crabs? Ride Toronto transit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FCC says Net Neutrality to end in June
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Anybody can rescue a cat stuck in a tree. It takes a special kind of firefighter to rescue a cow stuck in a tree
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis Highway to be renamed Lee, like every other damn road in Northern Virginia
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A reminder that guns are not allowed to be carried on aircraft, even if they are Hello Kitty pink
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Well, the CDC ruined poppy seed muffins for everyone
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan police department: Hey, let's change our name to "PoPo", that'll really reach the young folk. Young folk: What a load of "PooPoo"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do two movies with nearly identical sex scenes get different ratings for sexual content?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook is really good at connecting people, especially ISIS
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hello? Geico? Yeah I just hit another vehicle with my pick-up truck. The other vehicle? Well, it's a Boeing 737 with the words "Southwest Airlines" painted on it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ball two
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Restaurant donates profits to "reasonable and effective gun control". Owner says "being pro-2nd Amendment and being pro-safety are not incompatible". The NRA calls for a boycott. Customers threaten to shoot up the place. Welcome to Dallas
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why is everyone suddenly concerned about Facebook privacy?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever run across yourself on Facebook ... and immediately realized it wasn't you? Well surely Facebook is doing something about it, right? Right?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Armed man storms McDonald's and threatens staff, before leaving with box of Monopoly stickers. Suspect described as short, portly old man with a mustache, wearing a morning suit and top hat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's optical illusion that will creep you out is....this one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook has an internal "Sauron Alert" system to protect its employees' privacy, mark the coming of Peter Thiel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
He was probably taking it to wax it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen says pregnancy made her 'gain weight' in her nose
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(CharityBuzz)
 
 
 
Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Kanye West: "Slavery was a choice." Detroit hip-hop station: "So is not playing your music"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook CTO says that its AI will protect you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement
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(The Register)
 
 
 
CamAnal didn't actually go away when they prolapsed, they just slithered under new rock called Emerdata
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook will start ranking news sites based on trust as determined by Facebook users. So now you'll be able to get breaking news from Infowars direct to your inbox rather than having to wait for your racist uncle to forward it to you
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man finds out he's paying Ohio river bridge's electric bill. Duke sucks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CamAnal prolapses
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory candidate who doesn't understand how bacon works posts photo of a piece of bacon on door handle "to protect your house from terrorism"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Conservative meme groups on Facebook revealed to be affiliated with dangerous right wing militias
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
CamAnal intrusions provide Brexit out for British MP
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to unveil new dating feature, which will definitely not leak data on what you have open right now in incognito tabs
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto's all methed up
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals part ways with KayCee, the guy who posted a big blue 'W' after a home win. Probably knew he wouldn't have much to do this season
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
CamAnal also had data on millions of twits
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun Stroman wear his Saudi Arabian belt - and what vehicle will he flip? Will Sami Zayn be on TV? What about that really nice looking Saudi tryout? Are the women going to steal the show? This is YOUR WWE Raw thread, 8pm EST on USA network
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Who goes first? Driver uses rock-paper-scissors game to settle friendly dispute in Houston's traffic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taekwondo pioneer Jhoon Rhee dies. If you lived in the D.C. area in the 80s, that jingle is now in your head
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see a bird carrying a shark which is carrying a fish
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
President Trump may win the Nobel Peace Prize. They pretty much give that one to just anybody
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
I'm in. Let's do this
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook stock price bounces back from Cambridge hit, apparently you've all already for-- hey everybody look, lolcats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk, under oath, say they were never paid consultants for the Trump campaign. FEC filings say otherwise
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Whoever left Grandma at Whole Foods 2-3 years ago, please claim her before they throw her out
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley has a thing for lemurs. It's not a euphemism
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
32 years after the incident, Ukraine says Chernobyl remains an 'open wound' in a less than glowing report
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Wed April 25, 2018
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to head the VA is a pill popping pill pusher. Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF. Jeff Sessions tells congress his isn't sure he'll resign if Rosenstein is fired. Eastside rapist captured in Sacramento. It's your MSNBC thread. Starts at 8pm ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Martin Lewis sues Facebook for "fake news"...sorry, that should read "fake ads with his face on them"
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(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, this FANG stock is really performing well. My investment has dou--aaaaaand it's gone
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook applied for patent on figuring out how crazy you are by reading your messages and status updates
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's great and all that people are finally pissed off at Facebook with privacy concerns but when are people going to get mad at Google?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember Facebook's "Download your Data" tool? Yeah, about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist who stole all your Facebook data on behalf of Cambridge Analytica wants you to know he's very sorry he did that, but really, when you think about it, it's Facebook's fault for not catching him sooner
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(The Week)
 
 
 
After years of getting money for nothing, Facebook finds itself in dire straits as it can't skate away from Congress due to its proliferation of an industrial disease
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson finally found a way to get anybody younger than 40 to ride their bikes: Pay them
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Sat April 21, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Humpty' the tortoise recovering after vet fixes broken shell, now slowing leading toward Burger King bathroom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever notice the difference in quality of Trump's late night and very early morning Tweets compared to his daytime Tweets? Yeah, it is not because he is tired. If it weren't for his caddie, all of Trump's Tweets would be about covfefe
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian chocolate company goes viral in Scotland after encouraging customers to 'Eat shiat'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
YouTube ran top brand ads on white supremacist channels
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you drink Starbucks, you're just an American hating Liberal, just like Hillary
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Back to the Future gets time travel wrong. The Terminator gets it right." This may be true, but did anybody want Doc Brown to show up naked? (video)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Yeah you violated our sexual harassment policy, but just don't do it again, OK?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook: Pssst, hey Republicans. We kinda saved your ass in 2016. You owe us one. Kill these privacy regulations
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Since 'MoviePass' pays full price for every ticket its users download, their business model may soon enter the Toys 'R' Us phase
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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