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Thu July 19, 2018
		Zuckerberg says breaking up Facebook would pave the way for Chinese tech companies to fill the void - and "they do NOT share the same values we do." True. The Chinese probably don't love Putin as much as you do either, Zuck source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	55
		How hot is the new MacBook Pro? So hot, it has to throttle the CPU when performing basic tasks source: digitaltrends.com \| share:	90

Wed July 18, 2018
		This rollercoaster ride made me think, "No, I don't miss acid," for some reason source: wimp.com \| share:	24
		Facebook's fake news policy fails the Alex Jones test source: bbc.com \| share:	24
		The Trump Administration self-contradiction celebration continues. The Trump wanna-be dictator military parade will cost at least $12 million. At least you can drink and be happy with us at your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. We're happy you're here with us source: msnbc.com \| share:	777
		So, apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks there is some sort of good faith debate about the Holocaust source: recode.net \| share:	69
		You probably never though you'd see the day when a Republican party official was re-tweeting conspiracy theories that started not even on 4-chan, but EIGHT-chan; but, here we are source: tampabay.com \| share:	84
		The Facebook memories thing just brought up a years old fight between my wife and sister. What is the worst thing it ever reminded you of? source: img.fark.net \| share:	24
		Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable source: newsweek.com \| share:	48
		Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity source: usatoday.com \| share:	200
		Kid over tips at Lynchburg eatery. In coins. Some people have a problem with this source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	135
		The Russians tapped that CamAnal. Tapped it good. All over your Facebook source: money.cnn.com \| share:	34

Tue July 17, 2018
		House GOP: Why isn't Facebook pushing these right-wing conspiracies harder? CHEXMEX LIBERACE source: nbcnews.com \| share:	66
		Trump says stupid things. Manafort is about to get more Manafarked. This is your Fox News thread. Sorry. Had a tremendous presidency slip up misspeaking. I meant to say, it's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	1082
		IBM sues Groupon for e-commerce patent infringement, is looking for other plaintiffs to get a better deal source: engadget.com \| share:	6
		'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps? source: canoe.com \| share:	32
		"Free Market Conservative" Steve King (R-acist) proposes nationalizing Google, Facebook, and Twitter source: techcrunch.com \| share:	84
		Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies source: local21news.com \| share:	36
		Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness) source: deadline.com \| share:	79
		Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	87

Mon July 16, 2018
		Oh look, the Trump Campaign's digital arm (CamAnal) gave permission for Russians to go through their illegally obtained data on Americans source: theguardian.com \| share:	38

Sun July 15, 2018
		How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase source: sacbee.com \| share:	26
		Oh look...it's the "flying cars will be in our driveways next year" article again source: facebook.com \| share:	27

Sat July 14, 2018
		If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey" source: canoe.com \| share:	81
		♫ Chim chimin-ee, Chim chimin-ee, Chim chim cher-oo, a six foot long NOPE slithered in through the flue ♫ source: upi.com \| share:	21
		Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing source: yahoo.com \| share:	85

Fri July 13, 2018
		As if the California wildfires aren't bad enough, they may be causing a mystery rash source: msn.com \| share:	42
		Welcome to Arizona. Enjoy the weather and watch out of the guy driving his golf cart down the middle lane of the freeway at 4 AM source: patch.com \| share:	21
		When you've lost the London Evening Standard source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	47
		America 2018: Where a bad guy with a gun may run into a 5-year-old with a gun source: facebook.com \| share:	119
		My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari source: bbc.com \| share:	19
		Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress source: local21news.com \| share:	21

Thu July 12, 2018
		What is it about the far right nutters that has Silicon Valley bending over backwards to cater to them? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	80
		The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump source: mediaite.com \| share:	73
		Vive le cocque. Subby has a giant metal rooster in his front yard and some folks want to move it to the back yard. Petition signatures might help, but how else can we keep the cock in the front? source: change.org \| share:	34
		The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head source: foxnews.com \| share:	22
		Ikea recalls 'Dögchök' water dispenser source: torontosun.com \| share:	15

Wed July 11, 2018
		First responders save man's life, proceed to finish yard work source: wfla.com \| share:	27
		Your daily dose of D'aaaawww in less than 2 mins source: wimp.com \| share:	9

Tue July 10, 2018
		Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say source: torontosun.com \| share:	44

Mon July 09, 2018
		The BBC's highly respected Panorama news programme is running an episode on Trump the sexual predator tonight. Keep in mind, the UK has much stricter libel laws than the US source: twitter.com \| share:	83
		"Black people are a threat to all" and "The whole idea of diversity is a bunch of crap and un-American."- Seth Grossman, GOP nominee for Congress. With video source: boingboing.net \| share:	91
		Live by the womp, die by the womp source: newsweek.com \| share:	82
		The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks source: nytimes.com \| share:	278
		Youtuber locked in copyright battle. Fark: with himself source: bbc.com \| share:	24
		Hard-hitting article using real journalism explores what's up with people paying their credit card bills so late all the time source: wtop.com \| share:	86
		Homosapien on stage with Gorillaz ends badly for Homosapien source: pitchfork.com \| share:	25
		Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities source: independent.co.uk \| share:	62

Sun July 08, 2018
		There's a reason some of the Capital Gazette staff escaped being killed. That reason was laid to rest yesterday source: nydailynews.com \| share:	119
		Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee source: ktvu.com \| share:	178
		Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests? source: al.com \| share:	188
		"Holy crap, 10-year-olds! Call back up! And you, you're under arrest for videotaping me pointing my gun at kids" source: elpasotimes.com \| share:	120
		New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie source: yahoo.com \| share:	183

Sat July 07, 2018
		Rare video of Willie Nelson in 1962 without beard and ponytail singing "Hello Walls." Because why not? source: facebook.com \| share:	54
		It's official: the Iceman returneth source: wonderwall.com \| share:	45
		Twitter suspends over 70 million accounts during the past two months. Just 900 million to go source: mobile.reuters.com \| share:	36

Fri July 06, 2018
		World Cup goalkeeper used Twitter to track down a fan and give him the shirt off his back. Stay classy Simon source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	9
		What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		The 2018-2019 Warriors are officially more loaded than the Monstars were in Space Jam source: facebook.com \| share:	27
		Ten Minute Compilation Of Ball Girls Making Plays. Nuff Said source: wimp.com \| share:	18

Thu July 05, 2018
		Thieves ransack nonprofit that helps disabled people, stealing a truck, equipment, and veterans' group's backpack containing 7,000 dog tags of fallen soldiers. On the Fourth of July source: greatfallstribune.com \| share:	52
		Why does Facebook hate America? source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	59
		"Bands can't survive current economic climate" says guitarist for band that has survived current economic climate source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	111
		Fans believe the Froome decision justifies reinstating Lance Armstrong's titles source: change.org \| share:	25
		In surprise move, European Parliament votes not to take your memes away. Report on the left, your favorite memes on the right source: politico.eu \| share:	482

Wed July 04, 2018
		Good news: your phone isn't secretly recording what you're saying. Bad news: it's secretly taking screenshots of what you're doing source: engadget.com \| share:	35

Tue July 03, 2018
		India asks Facebook-owned WhatsApp to take responsibility for transmitting false texts that have led to mass lynchings and mob beatings across the country, and to say something besides "Lynching is bad, mmmmmkay" source: reuters.com \| share:	15
(Some Hero in a Half Shell)		If you beat the NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underwater level, the government of Thailand has a gig for you. Map provided, but no Game Genie source: thisisinsider.com \| share:	167
		Fox Business wants to see Russia sanctions lifted source: mediamatters.org \| share:	40

Mon July 02, 2018
		Someone is stealing ugly public art on Vancouver Island...and returning it source: torontosun.com \| share:	29
		Private Japanese rocket looks like it was knocked up in someone's backyard, flies about as well as if it was knocked up in someone's backyard source: space.com \| share:	45
		And all you heathens thought that the tots and pears don't work. Mmm tots source: foxnews.com \| share:	161
		Man arrested for plotting extreme overreaction to LeBron leaving Cleveland source: cnn.com \| share:	53
(Some Guy)		Here's your chance to name the new high-speed quad ski lift at Loveland ski area in Colorado. You know what to do source: skiloveland.com \| share:	24

Sun July 01, 2018
		The deal Facebook made with phone makers not only gave them access to all of your Facebook data, it also gave them access to all your friends' data, and their friends' etc etc. One phone could give them access to hundreds of thousands of accounts source: nytimes.com \| share:	26
		Morrissey cancels his UK tour because his racism has finally caught up to him source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	82

Sat June 30, 2018
		Terminator isn't a snowflake source: cbsnews.com \| share:	75
		When firing up the grill for your July 4th celebrations, do you prefer wood, charcoal, or propane when cooking your antibiotic-resistant bacteria? source: tristatehomepage.com \| share:	24
		Hunting in Maryland just got fabulous source: wtop.com \| share:	12
		A huge crowd surrounded Mo Salah's house after his address was leaked on Facebook, and he went out and joined them source: espn.com \| share:	2

Fri June 29, 2018
		Fox News checked to see if the ideology of the Capital Gazette indicated they deserved to be shot; Hannity blamed it on Maxine Waters anyway source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	47
		California enacts historic privacy bill that'll require sites such as Facebook and Google to inform users more fully of their data-mining efforts, which means more pop-up windows where you click OK mindlessly source: nbc26.com \| share:	29
		It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral source: foxnews.com \| share:	125
		Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with source: cbsnews.com \| share:	258
		Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Omaha teenager sets up "Fireworks Fight" for July 4. Over 1,000 people have already RSVPd to the Darwinian event source: ketv.com \| share:	45
		He hates big butts and he cannot lie, that Kardashian chick is why source: usatoday.com \| share:	18

Thu June 28, 2018
		Terms that describe Facebook's more profitable users: voyeuristic, racist and genocidal source: cracked.com \| share:	20
		Sign language translator has too good a time interpreting songs for deaf patrons at Lamb of God concert. This brings up so many new questions. (with video) source: loudwire.com \| share:	19
		Lingerie company making pool floats for women with big boobs source: bustle.com \| share:	55
		Who's up for a new data breach scandal from a company you've never heard of? Just about everyone, apparently source: marketwatch.com \| share:	46
		Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it source: foxnews.com \| share:	76

Wed June 27, 2018
		'Don't disturb me while I jog' source: freep.com \| share:	99
		Doctors create ESOs from LFA to complete GRS for FTM transition. Surgeon says it wasn't that hard, but it will be source: nj.com \| share:	36
		First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie source: nypost.com \| share:	440
		Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind source: techcrunch.com \| share:	17
		Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box source: kansas.com \| share:	33
		Facebook testing feature that lets you block any subject from your News Feed. Like Trump. Or blockchain. Or Kardashian. Or Game of Thrones spoilers source: ew.com \| share:	53
		Facebook easing its ban on cryptocurrency ads. In other news, "GET YOUR ZUCKERBUCKS NOW. Totally non-traceable. Safe. Private. Secure" source: phys.org \| share:	8
		Duchess of Sussex crosses her legs, makes the news source: msn.com \| share:	47
		Poncho the Spanish Police Dog goes viral for showing off his CPR skills. No word on whether he prefers Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites the Dust. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread (w/video) source: gizmodo.com \| share:	110
		Instagram is estimated to be worth $100 billion. Subby thinks they're off by gazillion or two source: bloomberg.com \| share:	15

Tue June 26, 2018
		Facebook thinks Citi Field is a movie theater and Busch Stadium is a bridal shop source: sbnation.com \| share:	10
		Hmm... broken penis or winning? Tough choice source: nypost.com \| share:	6
		Look, if you're going to be upset at the Red Hen Restaurant for not serving Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at least keep your Yelp reviews and death threats inside the US. She did not go into Canada. Besides, Canada wouldn't take her source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	40
		Not the Onion: Facebook wants to spy on you by hiding secret inaudible messages in TV ads that force your phone to record your private conversations source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	58

Mon June 25, 2018
		The Architect must be drunk again source: yahoo.com \| share:	54
(JazJaz.net)		Ever wondered what your favorite cartoon characters would look like if your mind was on drugs? Well, wonder no more source: jazjaz.net \| share:	48
		You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though some people who telecommute take advantage of the situation to not work as many hours as they should source: wtop.com \| share:	65

Sun June 24, 2018
		I'm not saying it's aliens... source: cbsnews.com \| share:	75
		Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup source: torontosun.com \| share:	27
		Oregon DMV employee on leave after auditioning for Fox News on Facebook source: oregonlive.com \| share:	52

Sat June 23, 2018
		I picked up a new sport as a hobby, any Farkers willing to be my practice partner? source: wimp.com \| share:	22
		Book value of a new Ferrari decreases by 30% after you leave dealer, 100% if you total it source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	65

Fri June 22, 2018
		It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities source: asiaone.com \| share:	33
		Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable source: splinternews.com \| share:	13

Thu June 21, 2018
		Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark source: techcrunch.com \| share:	69
		Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook source: slate.com \| share:	99
		Domino's Pizza fixing potholes is an ominous sign; either government is failing, inequality is worsening, or both source: bloomberg.com \| share:	34
		How did Jack Black wind up starring in a no-budget elf-human fantasy romance film made by a director who has never found funding or distribution for his movies? source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	49

Wed June 20, 2018
		The beagle.. uh.. finds a way source: wimp.com \| share:	17
		Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	113
		If you were planning on seeing Phillip McCain playing with Buck Wild in concert, I regret to inform you that xkcd #1357 has been invoked due to a Facebook posting. He will likely not be making any solo performances for a while either source: al.com \| share:	54
		Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that source: fox61.com \| share:	298

Tue June 19, 2018
		Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook source: recode.net \| share:	22
		How does DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen follow up her disastrous Monday press conference? Why, dinner at a Mexican restaurant, of course source: facebook.com \| share:	101
		Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says... source: nola.com \| share:	57
		Amid the uproar over taking children away from parents at the border, the State Department thinks it's a dandy time to give "tips for traveling with kids" on Facebook Live. Goes about as well as you'd expect source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	71
		Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN! source: wtop.com \| share:	38
		Mark Zuckerberg on separating migrant children: 'We need to stop this policy right now', presumably since he can't make rubles from it source: cnbc.com \| share:	26
		It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it source: sacbee.com \| share:	100
		"I left Facebook for ten days. It grew increasingly needier" source: slate.com \| share:	67
		Reset the rapper clock source: nydailynews.com \| share:	39

Mon June 18, 2018
		After 69 Mickelson offers to withdraw source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Michael Jackson's elephant escapes. No its not a euphemism nor a repeat from 1999 source: wral.com \| share:	8
		Android users warned of new "Frankenstein" virus targeting their OS. Meanwhile, iPhone users are warned of continually overpaying for cheap technology (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	126
		Family Matters, but not much source: canoe.com \| share:	58
		Get out your tiny, Viagra shaped, Lifelock scented, Nigerian violins for the global email marketers who now must reduce their activities by 80% or face massive fines by the EU. Bye guys, like your fantastic offers, we'll miss you source: fortune.com \| share:	24

Sun June 17, 2018
		♫ If I had a hammer ♫ source: canoe.com \| share:	43
		Fark has a favorite summer ginger, At Last source: foxnews.com \| share:	52
		It looks like we are at the "papers, please" period of the Trump Era source: rawstory.com \| share:	155

Sat June 16, 2018
		Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable source: deadline.com \| share:	61
		The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook source: vulture.com \| share:	30

Fri June 15, 2018
		Most folk'll never get their heads stuck in an exhaust pipe, but then again some folk'll source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	75
		Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	28
		Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out source: nj.com \| share:	23

Thu June 14, 2018
		Snake me out to the ball game source: ksat.com \| share:	1
		Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons source: foxnews.com \| share:	167
		Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures source: upi.com \| share:	27
		Florida man strikes again -- threatens Disney World shooting if he got enough Facebook 'likes' source: fox13memphis.com \| share:	68

Wed June 13, 2018
		These are the three types of surveillance on Facebook. TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHICH TYPE OF SURVEILLANCE YOU ARE source: slate.com \| share:	3
		You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads source: wired.com \| share:	8
		The trailer for the new "Dumbo" film is here to ruin your childhood source: facebook.com \| share:	117
		Do you like wading in pools or lounging in hot tubs? You're going to die. In fact, you may be dead already source: wtop.com \| share:	112
		Diner from "Goodfellas" had a problem. It's gone. And we couldn't do nothin' about it. And that's it source: gothamist.com \| share:	31

Tue June 12, 2018
		Arby's moving into former Taco Bell location after Taco Bell abandoned it to move into a former Arby's location source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	17
		How Did a Tick Temporarily Paralyze a Little Girl? Wait... Wha-- Oh Ok. Ew source: livescience.com \| share:	13
		Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	44
		Hey, your clear soda is called Not See Kola. Very funn-- Wait a minute. And there's an eagle on the label? Really? source: idahostatesman.com \| share:	158
		Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel source: metro.co.uk \| share:	87

Mon June 11, 2018
		Trump and Kim Jong Un get together for a selfie. Trump learns the Germans aren't all fun and games at world summits. Welp, it's only a Monday, but it feels like a FHF. It's your MSNBC thread. It officially starts at 8pm ET, but unofficially starts now source: msnbc.com \| share:	1278

Sun June 10, 2018
		Magnitude 3.9 earthquake strikes England, strong enough to make people out drinking on Saturday night walk straight for a few steps source: theguardian.com \| share:	51

Fri June 08, 2018
		Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect source: kcby.com \| share:	34
		A couple decides to get busy in a church graveyard. Of course the Scottish Sun is there (pixellated NSFW) source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	92

Thu June 07, 2018
		Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud source: ksfy.com \| share:	86
		Bears invade Alaska golf course and claim the hole flag as their own source: cbssports.com \| share:	31
		Once it was the biggest social network; now it's a ghost town. But for a handful of hardcore losers ... er, users ... Myspace remains essential source: theguardian.com \| share:	19
		While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls source: eastbaytimes.com \| share:	17
		Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	32
		91-year-old man gains Facebook following through puzzle work source: local21news.com \| share:	10

Wed June 06, 2018
		The answer to the question on every farker's mind: Yes, Val Kilmer will be reprising his famous role as Iceman in Top Gun 2 source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	73
		Roy Moore's wife loses primary, rides his horse out in disgrace source: thehill.com \| share:	40
		Blind dachshund and pit bull who acts as his "guide dog" have found a forever home together. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread source: cbsnews.com \| share:	190
		Netflix is creating an anthology series about Dolly Parton. They expect to get mounds of support source: doyouremember.com \| share:	67
(Some Guy)		Very hungry caterpillar has operation to remove bits of 8-month old baby from its mouth. Wait, strike that, reverse it source: cheknews.ca \| share:	44
		Hugh Dane, Hank the Security Guard on 'The Office,' has transferred to the great Dunder Mifflin branch in the sky. Hopefully he'll finally get a chair with lumbar support source: variety.com \| share:	12

Tue June 05, 2018
		Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	1059
		Facebook may not be inherently evil, but it facilitates the hell out of it source: wired.com \| share:	15
		Fast forward to 10:30 to get to the underwater camera shot of crab traps in Louisiana. Then wait for it - crab fight source: nola.com \| share:	36
		As you can see from our CCTV footage traffic is flowing smoothly on Murgatroyd Road West and ... what the hell is that?? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33
		Pioneered by Microsoft as "embrace, extend and extinguish", all American tech giants now actively patrol the "kill zone", eliminating startups and scaring off any VCs inclined to fund them source: economist.com \| share:	47

Mon June 04, 2018
		Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	87

Sun June 03, 2018
		Yes, that's actually Johnny Depp wearing a FUGLY cap source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	54

Sat June 02, 2018
		Kennedy Center announces the release of $10 tickets for the upcoming run of Hamilton aaaand they're gone source: wtop.com \| share:	25
		Small airplane clips tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway. People and bacon-on-the-hoof all okay source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
		Wonder Woman 2 will take place in the 1980s, featuring much better music than Guardians of the Galaxy source: birthmoviesdeath.com \| share:	88
		5 4-week-old kittens are rescued after 2 people spot 1 cat carrier left in 90° heat on the side of I-495. Nicknamed the 495-5, they require 4 weeks of bottle feeding. This story reported by channel 5. I was told there would be no math on Caturday source: people.com \| share:	773

Fri June 01, 2018
		Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook source: cbsnews.com \| share:	8
		Sting and Shaggy to appear before Stanley Cup game 3. No word yet on Scooby source: wtop.com \| share:	13
		Weight loss and gardening are the issues women care about, mansplains congressman source: rawstory.com \| share:	62
		This job has an interesting deal: a salary of $80,000 to $100,000 plus a monthly bar and restaurant allowance. But you will have to go on a date with the boss source: msn.com \| share:	19
		"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?" source: slate.com \| share:	28
		This just in: Teens are abandoning Facebook - for real this time source: slate.com \| share:	57

Thu May 31, 2018
		Thinking of what to get dear 'ol dad for Father's Day? Why not an A1 meat-scented candle? source: businesswire.com \| share:	11
		Police on lookout for suspects who fled from cosmetic surgery clinic without paying for £2,000 worth of Botox and lip fillers. Suspects described as 'slightly disturbing looking' (pics) source: independent.co.uk \| share:	33
		$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket source: thehill.com \| share:	169
		An Alabama doctor-turned-legislator attempted to strike down a law named for a mother who died after giving birth while in his care. Now, her 19-year-old daughter is running his opponent's campaign source: al.com \| share:	120
		Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the Roseanne-Trump idiocy has brought Michael Moore back source: theguardian.com \| share:	111

Wed May 30, 2018
		Mormon Funeral Potatoes: The carb-heavy meal for all things apocalyptic source: npr.org \| share:	23
		Jurassic World 2 has a Pokemon GO clone tie-in mobile game. That sentence would not have made sense 15 years ago source: nerdist.com \| share:	38
		If a Facebook post directs you to a pile of onions in the desert, do not load your pickup truck full of them, as they're neither free nor meant for human consumption source: lcsun-news.com \| share:	94

Tue May 29, 2018
		Florida brewery unveils six-pack rings that feed sea turtles rather than kill them. Still not safe from drunken college students, though source: nola.com \| share:	40
		"The use of mortars has always been a common feature of political demonstrations in Nicaragua" source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		Televangelist claims that Jebus wants people to buy him a new $54 million Dassault Falcon 7X business jet, because his three other jets aren't up to par source: nola.com \| share:	251
		PNG govt to shut down Facebook for a month. GIF govt still arguing about pronunciation source: radionz.co.nz \| share:	47
		Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates" source: asiaone.com \| share:	14

Mon May 28, 2018
		When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens source: nbcnews.com \| share:	25
		Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road source: newsobserver.com \| share:	56
		CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	154

Sat May 26, 2018
		Twitter plans to make it much easier to ignore 99% of Twitter during election years source: techcrunch.com \| share:	20
		Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica source: katu.com \| share:	423

Fri May 25, 2018
		Facebook responds to EU's new privacy framework: "In the end users only had the choice to delete the account or hit the "agree"-button - that's not a free choice, it more reminds of a North Korean election process" source: techcrunch.com \| share:	93
		OK, so I just got an e-mail outlining how my employer, an entity wholly and solely within the United States, needs to comply with the new EU GDPR privacy law. So I can assume that my Second Amendment rights still apply in Europe, right? source: cnet.com \| share:	55
		Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana source: fox59.com \| share:	25
		You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat source: wtop.com \| share:	349
		Border Patrol declares illegal immigrant season open source: nbcnews.com \| share:	155

Thu May 24, 2018
		You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say source: boingboing.net \| share:	25
		Gym: 'Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly.' source: nydailynews.com \| share:	29
		Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores source: nj.com \| share:	12
		A reminder why they're banned on military installations: ZTE and other cheap cell phones come with malware pre-installed source: gizmodo.com \| share:	54
		Dave Bautista and Jeff Goldblum lick their wounds in first clip of 'Hotel Artemis' hell source: thterrortime.com \| share:	17

Wed May 23, 2018
		Wrasslin Wednesday is here. Can Velveteen Dream and Ricochet coexist to beat Lars Sullivan? Will Nikki Cross freak out Dakota Kai more? Will Heavy Machinery get revenge on TM61? Wrasslin Wednesday starts at 8PM EDT on the 999 source: wwe.com \| share:	96
		Fox & Friends hosts are shocked that a journalist could win an award after criticizing the president in commentary source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	32
		Is this the biggest "no" headline in the history of no headlines? source: theguardian.com \| share:	46
		Because Instagram is way better when you're drinking tequila source: maxim.com \| share:	8

Tue May 22, 2018
		EU MEPs: Okay Mr Zuckerberg, here are our questions that will take 60 minutes to ask in this 60-minute meeting. You can take notes and not answer any of them at the end. Is that alright with you? : Zuckerberg: ... sure source: cnbc.com \| share:	27
		New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now source: nydailynews.com \| share:	60
		Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State" source: thehill.com \| share:	77
		Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting source: fortune.com \| share:	106
		Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs source: ksat.com \| share:	38

Mon May 21, 2018
(Washington Press)		Trump fan asks LeBron James for his towel at playoff game. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happens next. Bonus Tweet: "Congrats to the MAGA hat guy for his upcoming 28 Fox news appearances and Bari Weiss column " source: washingtonpress.com \| share:	23
		Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science source: economist.com \| share:	22
		Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North source: seattlepi.com \| share:	32
		Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point source: mlive.com \| share:	18
		It's never good when you find your 3-year-old playing with poop. It's worse when there's so much of it that they have to call in specialists to rescue him source: sacbee.com \| share:	56
		Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark source: q13fox.com \| share:	35

Sun May 20, 2018
		Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily source: 6abc.com \| share:	43

Sat May 19, 2018
		It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors source: sfgate.com \| share:	127

Fri May 18, 2018
		"They just rushed around to grab it and hide it before other diners saw," presumably lest they wanted one, too source: blogto.com \| share:	37
		"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh" source: globalnews.ca \| share:	33
		Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead source: usatoday.com \| share:	46

Thu May 17, 2018
		Video of NASA astronaut captioned "Left SD card at home LUL" source: cnet.com \| share:	10
		"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes source: wnep.com \| share:	4
		A look at what's wrong with the Internet. Suspiciously absent: Fark.com source: myajc.com \| share:	15
		Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise? source: engadget.com \| share:	14
		Bannon was all into CamAnal playing role playing games like suppressing the black vote source: cnn.com \| share:	62

Wed May 16, 2018
		Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries source: foxnews.com \| share:	78
		Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water? source: wtop.com \| share:	59
(soompi)		Yesterday, Ryan Reynolds sang under a unicorn mask for Korean TV to promote Deadpool 2. Today, Ryan Reynolds talks Deadpool 2 with Korean teddy bear mascot "Ryan" (video) source: soompi.com \| share:	6
		Russian hackers got your teens' computer, killin' their d00ds source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27

Tue May 15, 2018
		"Cleaning while melanated" is now something that calls for a state trooper look-see. Members of a sorority cleaning a stretch of highway are questioned and their licenses run through the system source: thegrio.com \| share:	121
		Facebook finds out that people are very angry, write angry things source: fortune.com \| share:	7
		Although I'm a very lonely farker with no friends here I wanted to say thank you to the fark community and remind us all that you can do anything you set your mind to source: wimp.com \| share:	35
		Facebook will get Trump re-elected source: psmag.com \| share:	63
		Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead" source: wtop.com \| share:	44
		Billionaire David Tepper buys Carolina Panthers source: wbng.com \| share:	16

Mon May 14, 2018
		"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name source: nymag.com \| share:	82
		"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no" source: wtoc.com \| share:	30
		Has anyone noticed that a particular white nationalist hand sign looks a lot like the American Sign Language sign for "asshole"? source: facebook.com \| share:	48
		Do you want to be loved by your millions of clueless minions and rule the world? Here's how to be the next Trump source: axios.com \| share:	85

Sun May 13, 2018
		White man goes on racist rant against Muslim woman wearing a niqab while standing in line at a coffee shop. The barista's actions, however, speak volumes source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	496
		The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results source: usatoday.com \| share:	99

Sat May 12, 2018
		Stealing a police cruiser is generally a bad idea, however stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed is actually kind of impressive source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	26
		Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students" source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	31
		School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly source: boston.com \| share:	30

Fri May 11, 2018
		Florida: We had a sinkhole outbreak. New Zealand: Hold my beer source: msn.com \| share:	10
		Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	35
		Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed source: whotv.com \| share:	19
		Name: I am Groot. Address: I am Groot. E-mail: I am Groot. Phone Number: I am Groot source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	34
		Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	113
		FOX decides not enough people have been deriding them for canceling great shows lately, doubles-down with an 86 for the 99 source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	47
		Looks like Mike Pence slept through his Watergate history class source: commondreams.org \| share:	56

Thu May 10, 2018
		What do fans of Sean Hannity and the Black Lives Matter crowd have in common? They were both targeted by divisive Russian propaganda meant to stoke tensions and radicalize source: nbcnews.com \| share:	74
		Wanna get crabs? Ride Toronto transit source: blogto.com \| share:	54
		FCC says Net Neutrality to end in June source: reuters.com \| share:	111
		Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on source: cnbc.com \| share:	195
		Anybody can rescue a cat stuck in a tree. It takes a special kind of firefighter to rescue a cow stuck in a tree source: spokesman.com \| share:	28

Wed May 09, 2018
		Jefferson Davis Highway to be renamed Lee, like every other damn road in Northern Virginia source: wtop.com \| share:	72
		A reminder that guns are not allowed to be carried on aircraft, even if they are Hello Kitty pink source: wtop.com \| share:	113
		"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on" source: upi.com \| share:	45
		Well, the CDC ruined poppy seed muffins for everyone source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	58

Tue May 08, 2018
		Michigan police department: Hey, let's change our name to "PoPo", that'll really reach the young folk. Young folk: What a load of "PooPoo" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	45
		Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit source: myfox8.com \| share:	92
		Why do two movies with nearly identical sex scenes get different ratings for sexual content? source: slate.com \| share:	53

Mon May 07, 2018
		Facebook is really good at connecting people, especially ISIS source: gizmodo.com \| share:	7
		Hello? Geico? Yeah I just hit another vehicle with my pick-up truck. The other vehicle? Well, it's a Boeing 737 with the words "Southwest Airlines" painted on it source: wtop.com \| share:	106
		House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over source: msn.com \| share:	67

Sun May 06, 2018
		Ball two source: screengrabber.deadspin.com \| share:	41
		Restaurant donates profits to "reasonable and effective gun control". Owner says "being pro-2nd Amendment and being pro-safety are not incompatible". The NRA calls for a boycott. Customers threaten to shoot up the place. Welcome to Dallas source: refinery29.com \| share:	207
		Why is everyone suddenly concerned about Facebook privacy? source: newsweek.com \| share:	15

Sat May 05, 2018
		Ever run across yourself on Facebook ... and immediately realized it wasn't you? Well surely Facebook is doing something about it, right? Right? source: msn.com \| share:	46

Fri May 04, 2018
		Armed man storms McDonald's and threatens staff, before leaving with box of Monopoly stickers. Suspect described as short, portly old man with a mustache, wearing a morning suit and top hat source: independent.co.uk \| share:	41
		Today's optical illusion that will creep you out is....this one source: msn.com \| share:	24
		Facebook has an internal "Sauron Alert" system to protect its employees' privacy, mark the coming of Peter Thiel source: gizmodo.com \| share:	12
		He was probably taking it to wax it source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	32
		Chrissy Teigen says pregnancy made her 'gain weight' in her nose source: yahoo.com \| share:	47
		Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap source: charitybuzz.com \| share:	70

Thu May 03, 2018
		Kanye West: "Slavery was a choice." Detroit hip-hop station: "So is not playing your music" source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	69
		Facebook CTO says that its AI will protect you source: engadget.com \| share:	18
		In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement source: yahoo.com \| share:	15
		CamAnal didn't actually go away when they prolapsed, they just slithered under new rock called Emerdata source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	36

Wed May 02, 2018
		Facebook will start ranking news sites based on trust as determined by Facebook users. So now you'll be able to get breaking news from Infowars direct to your inbox rather than having to wait for your racist uncle to forward it to you source: news.vice.com \| share:	24
		Man finds out he's paying Ohio river bridge's electric bill. Duke sucks source: cincinnati.com \| share:	57
		CamAnal prolapses source: rawstory.com \| share:	73
		Tory candidate who doesn't understand how bacon works posts photo of a piece of bacon on door handle "to protect your house from terrorism" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	157
		Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up" source: upi.com \| share:	33
		Conservative meme groups on Facebook revealed to be affiliated with dangerous right wing militias source: mediamatters.org \| share:	27

Tue May 01, 2018
		CamAnal intrusions provide Brexit out for British MP source: independent.co.uk \| share:	29
		Facebook to unveil new dating feature, which will definitely not leak data on what you have open right now in incognito tabs source: reuters.com \| share:	25
		Toronto's all methed up source: canoe.com \| share:	33
		Kansas City Royals part ways with KayCee, the guy who posted a big blue 'W' after a home win. Probably knew he wouldn't have much to do this season source: kansascity.com \| share:	6

Mon April 30, 2018
		CamAnal also had data on millions of twits source: techcrunch.com \| share:	27
		Will Braun Stroman wear his Saudi Arabian belt - and what vehicle will he flip? Will Sami Zayn be on TV? What about that really nice looking Saudi tryout? Are the women going to steal the show? This is YOUR WWE Raw thread, 8pm EST on USA network source: wwe.com \| share:	1009
		Who goes first? Driver uses rock-paper-scissors game to settle friendly dispute in Houston's traffic source: upi.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)		Taekwondo pioneer Jhoon Rhee dies. If you lived in the D.C. area in the 80s, that jingle is now in your head source: somerset-kentucky.com \| share:	108
		It's not every day that you see a bird carrying a shark which is carrying a fish source: msn.com \| share:	67

Fri April 27, 2018
		President Trump may win the Nobel Peace Prize. They pretty much give that one to just anybody source: theblaze.com \| share:	148
		I'm in. Let's do this source: technologyreview.com \| share:	36

Thu April 26, 2018
		Facebook stock price bounces back from Cambridge hit, apparently you've all already for-- hey everybody look, lolcats source: bloomberg.com \| share:	14
		Diamond and Silk, under oath, say they were never paid consultants for the Trump campaign. FEC filings say otherwise source: nypost.com \| share:	200
		Whoever left Grandma at Whole Foods 2-3 years ago, please claim her before they throw her out source: baynews9.com \| share:	19
		Kirstie Alley has a thing for lemurs. It's not a euphemism source: kansas.com \| share:	27
		'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world source: fox13now.com \| share:	79
		32 years after the incident, Ukraine says Chernobyl remains an 'open wound' in a less than glowing report source: phys.org \| share:	30

Wed April 25, 2018
		'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines source: fstoppers.com \| share:	22
		'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines source: fstoppers.com \| share:	22
		Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck source: canoe.com \| share:	63
		Trump's pick to head the VA is a pill popping pill pusher. Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF. Jeff Sessions tells congress his isn't sure he'll resign if Rosenstein is fired. Eastside rapist captured in Sacramento. It's your MSNBC thread. Starts at 8pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	749
		Martin Lewis sues Facebook for "fake news"...sorry, that should read "fake ads with his face on them" source: bbc.com \| share:	12
(Emojipedia)		Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat source: blog.emojipedia.org \| share:	39

Tue April 24, 2018
		Hey, this FANG stock is really performing well. My investment has dou--aaaaaand it's gone source: cnbc.com \| share:	26
		"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples" source: theverge.com \| share:	76
		Facebook applied for patent on figuring out how crazy you are by reading your messages and status updates source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	8
		It's great and all that people are finally pissed off at Facebook with privacy concerns but when are people going to get mad at Google? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	67

Mon April 23, 2018
		Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly source: alt1023fm.iheart.com \| share:	47
		Remember Facebook's "Download your Data" tool? Yeah, about that source: wired.com \| share:	10
		The Russian scientist who stole all your Facebook data on behalf of Cambridge Analytica wants you to know he's very sorry he did that, but really, when you think about it, it's Facebook's fault for not catching him sooner source: yahoo.com \| share:	47
		After years of getting money for nothing, Facebook finds itself in dire straits as it can't skate away from Congress due to its proliferation of an industrial disease source: theweek.com \| share:	23

Sun April 22, 2018
		Harley-Davidson finally found a way to get anybody younger than 40 to ride their bikes: Pay them source: fortune.com \| share:	115

Sat April 21, 2018
		Everybody prepare to panic source: wtop.com \| share:	16

Fri April 20, 2018
		'Humpty' the tortoise recovering after vet fixes broken shell, now slowing leading toward Burger King bathroom source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	65
		Ever notice the difference in quality of Trump's late night and very early morning Tweets compared to his daytime Tweets? Yeah, it is not because he is tired. If it weren't for his caddie, all of Trump's Tweets would be about covfefe source: npr.org \| share:	83
		Canadian chocolate company goes viral in Scotland after encouraging customers to 'Eat shiat' source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	52
		YouTube ran top brand ads on white supremacist channels source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	24
		If you drink Starbucks, you're just an American hating Liberal, just like Hillary source: thestar.com \| share:	119
		Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video) source: ktuu.com \| share:	42
		"Back to the Future gets time travel wrong. The Terminator gets it right." This may be true, but did anybody want Doc Brown to show up naked? (video) source: slate.com \| share:	180

Thu April 19, 2018
		"Yeah you violated our sexual harassment policy, but just don't do it again, OK?" source: pennlive.com \| share:	55
		Facebook: Pssst, hey Republicans. We kinda saved your ass in 2016. You owe us one. Kill these privacy regulations source: politico.com \| share:	49
		Since 'MoviePass' pays full price for every ticket its users download, their business model may soon enter the Toys 'R' Us phase source: news.avclub.com \| share:	33
		Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you? source: reuters.com \| share:	49
		Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic source: upi.com \| share: