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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(Ezekiel Emanuel dot com)
 
 
 
A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Iconic Portland statue of an elk, to commemorate, um, elk is defaced and burned by protesters to stick it to the mammal
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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook improperly gave users' data to third-party developers, again
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
It's the circle of life
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Mad Men: screw it, we're keeping our blackface episode
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Running car 'faces' through an AI face-processing algorithm is fascinating, and may drive you to drink
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Running car 'faces' through an AI face-processing algorithm is fascinating, and may drive you to drink
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Claiming people now rely on such proven journalistic heavyweights as Facebook and WhatsApp, the BBC cuts 450 jobs in regional news production
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Trump holds a press briefing with both hands 9:30am EST or whenever the paint dries on his face
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The Oakland A's will have fans at their games after all
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can a Stone Pitbull withstand a Ticking Time Bomb? Will the Bone Soldier stand and face the Rainmaker? Does Emo Dracula meet his Skull End? The Quarterfinals of NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 begin @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sasha Banks become a Double Women's Champ? Can Best Friends become Best Tag Team Champs? Which show will you watch? Night 1 of AEW Fyter Fest and NXT's Great American Bash start @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook pens open letter denying they profit from hate, oh they totally just learned boogaloo was a hate thing and that's why they used to profit from boogaloo grouos
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pubby McDrunkface
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
(Lifts pinky to face with help of other arm) ONE BILLION DOLLARS
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Proposal: Any Facebook group exceeding a certain membership threshold -- say, 5,000 people -- should be automatically made public
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook says buh-bye to Boogaloos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"What if we modified a bug zapper and put it on everyone's face to ward off the virus?" "Hey, if you're the test subject, go for it"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Cloth masks will dangerously reduce oxygen levels, masks don't work, and other idiotic myths dispelled
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Face-Eating Leopard Party goes cannibal because the F-ELP governor supports healthy faces covered in masks instead of uncovered and diseased faces
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(Wide Open Spaces)
 
 
 
Man vs. Giant Rock. Who will win?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't know about the Russian Bounty issue. Intel officials say he got a written briefing on the matter in February. Well there ya go then, they're both right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ford joins Coca-Cola, Starbucks and other advertisers in pulling ads from Facebook in protest over the platform's poor handling of racist content
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel humbled by the NFL, life in general
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down
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(BBC)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of Covidiots
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's the best way to get everyone to wear masks? Sing Randy Rainbow at them: 🎶 Cover your freakin' face🎶
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Facebook unveils a pair of holographic glasses, CONSUME CONFORM DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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(Google)
 
 
 
Here's how you handle a mistake. The core of Scrubs talking about why their doing blackface on the show was wrong, and why the showrunner has pulled the episodes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tea shop owner apologizes after banning customers from wearing masks, an act the repercussions of which will last an oolong time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a helpful list of all the socially responsible companies no longer advertising on Facebook
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"America faces existential issues that merit free-wheeling discussion, vigorous debate and an open examination of diverse views." That, of course, is never gonna happen
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Trump's arrest
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers
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Sun June 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Facemasks or tacos isn't a rhetorical choice, explains re-quarantining restaurant owner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The worm people have finally been exposed after scientists find giant 600-mile wide "megastructures" buried deep below Earth's surface. We will rue the day that we dug this deep (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hershey's has had it with Facebook's shiat, decides to hit the highway
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know America has truly gotten soft when there are Facebook pages dedicated to people sharing stories of how they survived growing up without air conditioning
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unilever ratchets up the pressure on the social medias by dropping advertising on twitter and facebook
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Choose Your Fighter: Florida Face Mask Edition. Dr. Neal Dunn (R-ecalcitrant) vs. Lil Marco Rubio (R-epellent)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Facebook continues to be everything wrong with the internet
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' 'Mr. Mardi Gras' lets the good times roll
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New former cop admits he's really just pissed that he can't perpetuate systemic oppression without having to face the consequences
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook warns users that old news is not exciting
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Verizon finds their Facebook ads running along QAnon content, takes its $1+ million/month ad buy and goes home
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Look, Shaun King May be a grifter, but a private Facebook group run by cops openly planning his murder may be a bridge too far also defund the police
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Major ad agency joins the campaign to boycott facebook, hopes to make things new and improved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barista tells Starbucks Sally she has to wear a mask, so she retaliates by posting his photo on social media. Backfires spectacularly
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Face Mask Exempt cards are not a thing
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is reportedly planning to install a massive Black Lives Matter mural right outside Trump Tower in Manhattan to try to save face with the city he's helped to destroy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
South Carolina African American Republican Tim Scott gives GOP colleagues a sampling of the racism he faces everyday on his efforts to reform the police
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists have more than scratched the surface on the causes of eczema; still no cure for the heartbreak of psoriasis
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Comedy faces a racism reckoning
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Punching Baby Yoda in the face for fun just sums up 2020
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Tue June 23, 2020
(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Meh: Climate change denial group posts false information on Facebook. Cool: Facebook's fact checkers flag it as false. WTF: Facebook overrules the fact checkers and categorizes climate change denial as "opinion" so it's immune to fact-checking
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That's one way to get a job through social media -- Farm work given as punishment for teens after stolen goats traced online
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are ways to bring people around to your side, officer, but shooting someone in the eye with a rubber bullet during a police accountability protest is not one of them
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are ways to bring people around to your side, officer, but shooting someone in the eye with a rubber bullet during a police accountability protest is not one of them
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim John-Un plans aerial assault on Worst Korea using loud music, cigarette butts. Might have just been cheaper to announce a kegger in Seoul on Facebook (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The true story of the 'Glowing Green Man,' Charlie No-Face of Pennsylvania
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mixer to be remixed by Facebook. Dozens of streamers to be impacted
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, it's Championship Monday: Asuka defends against Charlotte. Bayley & Sasha face The Iconics. The Street Profits take on the Viking Raiders & R-Truth vs ninjas. Plus Rey Mysterio returns to confront Seth. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You can't hide from Skynet
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Vault Boy is crossing over to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Think of the Falllout
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FFS What part of never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake don't you people understand?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iran's naval photoshop brigade is looking for a new dock to interface with the Indian Ocean's network
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patagonia joining REI, The North Face, and other companies boycotting Facebook ads
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's time for Monday Night Futbol. Burnley make the great trek to Manchester to face Citeh. Will Burnley make their first game back count? Will Citeh be feeling the effects of a midweek game? Action starts at 3:00 pm ET on NBC Sports and streaming
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Florida man will not be masked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors
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Sun June 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As you read this article, your face will go from neutral to smirking to smiling to hysterical laughter, unless you're deplorable
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Garçon, another bottle of the Nine of Swords, and please, doodle on my face with your ballpoint pen, would you?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
🎶 Need a nar-ra-tor, for your TV show? 🎶 Who ya gonna call? DAN AYKROYD 🎶
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The North Face does an about face from Facebook
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Civil rights groups call for 'pause' on Facebook ads
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter protester hit by a car in Oregon has identified the alleged driver. To his face. At a city commission meeting. He's the mayor
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Watercoolers are good for business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Acura has invented an airbag that works like a catcher's mitt, presumably for breaking curves, line drives, and home runs
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon speculates on Kellyanne Conway's new look and confirms it was probably not from drinking the blood of children
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump asked why he keeps hiring all those people he believes are wackos and liars
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweet went over like a shotgun blast to the face
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Back off, Facebook Boogaloos
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh, now that college football has chimed in, surely Mississippi will change its flag
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
It's a noble effort, Politifact, but if you are going to try to fact-check every random idiot who posts on Facebook, well, you might want to cancel your dinner plans between now and the heat death of the universe
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
How does one go from manufacturing vehicles to ventilators and face masks in a matter of days? Allow GM to explain
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Visitors and residents of Florida Keys now required to wear masks through June. Difficulty: June 2021
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Grab your tinfoil face mask and enjoy the HBO "Watchmen" series for free this weekend from the safety of your squid-proof bunker
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook pulls Trump's anti-antifa ads for violating their policy against organized hate, because it was Nazis used it to identify "political prisoners." That's where we are now, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is using Nazi imagery to get reelected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think your friends' babies are (secretly) scary? Ugly babies go back at least to the Renaissance. (some potential NSFW fontanelle imagery)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man with facial tattoo of a machete arrested. For attacking somebody with a machete
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Apparently the Supreme Court shot Trump in the face with a shotgun or something. I'm a little fuzzy on the details here
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Aubrey Huff's proposal is acceptable
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Civil Rights groups urge companies to dump Facebook advertisements
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You mean I shouldn't trust those homeopathic injectables that some soccer mom on Facebook swears by?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "Took you long enough" contest winner is the Fulton County DA office. Runner up is Drew, who was behind in running the Fark queue today
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
After three months Premier League is back. Relegation zone Aston Villa host Sheffield United who are aiming for Euro qualifying. Citeh faces Arsenal, Citeh holding onto second while the Gunners just need points. 1:00 pm EDT on NBC Sports
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Branch Covidians in North Carolina celebrate the new record spike in cases by initiating the "Burn Your Mask Challenge"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What might force us to wear face masks? D) Saharan dust. The enemy is visible at last
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China unveils adorable munchkin Terminator that will melt your heart, face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There are more people collecting unemployment than are unemployed. Some economists call it "puzzling", which is a nice way of saying "the government is lying"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP candidates must now balance the pros, cons, and faceplanting of running with Donnie
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar Orbiter makes first close pass of the sun, getting as close as 48 million miles from surface. "We have never taken pictures of the sun from a closer distance than this"
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
If you live in Florida, first of all, we're sorry. Secondly, don't lose your Frisbee
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to stop Instagram from tracking everything you do (that's parent Facebook's job)
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flooding and debris flows, rockfalls, landslides, soil erosion, rock hazards, surface faulting and earthquake-induced liquefaction. And to think I once really enjoyed Canyonlands
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Next up on the leopard lunch face buffet: 401k Investors. Who wants to gamble with granny's retirement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rural Missouri town latest to try autonomous zone after the police chief went full redneck on Facebook
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts electronic message on sign six years ago and a photo of it resurfaces. What could go wrong, especially in our current environment?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states
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Fri June 12, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy & Sheamus sign their contract for Backlash, Daniel Bryan & A.J face off in a clash of styles in the I.C. title finals and Heavy Machinery & Braun face off vs Miz, Morrison & Dolph. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People aren't still having sex... It's been going on for quite awhile... Perhaps it's not fashionable... It has now gone out of style... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Nobody is wearing masks or social distancing, including me. Why are people angry at me for pointing this out?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Botanists discover the true origin of the smiley face
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(Some Liar)
 
 
 
Somebody hacked my Facebook page and posted that racist joke. But I'm not going to report it to the police, says the county DA
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Anyone with a laptop and less than $1000 of gear can now listen to a room 100s of feet away in real-time by observing the tiny vibrations those sounds create on the glass surface of a light bulb inside. Wanna-be spies and stalkers alike rejoice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger'
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Thu June 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to wear a scary mask this Halloween? Then wear your other mask now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There's trendy, and there's "I Can't Breathe Workout" trendy
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
8) Will the credits transfer or did I just bone myself out of time and money?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The never Facebookers have gone oddly silent
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
The 81 day break between Round One and Round Two is over. Collingwood face Richmond as Aussie Rules Football returns, FS1, 5:30 am Eastern
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police chief meets with protesters at abandoned east Precinct. No word on number of casualties
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Developer publishes "Circuit Breaker Run" RPG, where you and your party go shopping and do errands around town to earn facemasks while avoiding social distancing officers who will fine you if they catch you. Truly a Pac-Man for our times
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman accused of dressing as a clown to get new trial date. Well, she also shot someone, but yeah, that clown thing
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Liquor stores face new challenges as states reopen after coronavirus lockdowns. Hero's lives are never easy
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Weber State soccer player faces grilling after video shows he's more of a soccer hooligan
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump has a history with old men falling, hitting their heads on the ground and bleeding profusely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two FPS gamers, one from England and one from California who forged a friendship after playing online every day for a year finally meet. Fark: They're in their 70's
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Along with his presidency, Trump's dream of opening up relations with North Korea has also collapsed
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Mon June 08, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Christian host a special edition of "The Peep Show" with Edge, Bayley & Sasha appear after winning the Women's Tag Titles, The Street Profits & Viking Raiders face of in a...decathalon? Find out what else happens at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you ready to join the Zbellion?
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"For many black Americans, Lady Liberty's torch is far from a beacon of hope, it's often a flashlight in the face," Bono says before debuting a star-packed cover of U2's 2000 hit "Beautiful Day"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy's debt is unsustainable and eventually will face restructuring, is also Italian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired Navy captain apologizes after his anti-black rant to his wife went public thanks to him not realizing he was broadcasting on Facebook live
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Racist Arizona Karen gets some sense slapped into her
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Racist Arizona Karen gets some sense slapped into her
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's looking for a face mask, preferably something in bad taste. Has anyone found anything like that on-line?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook is splitting families apart as they realize so many of their relatives are racist assholes
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(VVNG.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crime after committing hate crime against himself. Ooh... sick burn, dude
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Apparently, some scientists who reconstruct ancient famous people's faces are Farkers fond of the small face meme, or Julius Caesar was a living Jonathan Pryce bobble head
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby went down a rabbit hole and came face to face with a rattlesnake, the story of eugenics in America (Vintage tag is hiding in the corner)
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nurse now looking for a job after commenting on Facebook that "Protesters make great hood ornaments"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
And you thought laugh tracks for sitcoms sucked
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
FacebooKKK
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
With America on fire, Zuckerberg is siding with Trump. If you're still using Facebook, so are you
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Under Pressure from its employees, Facebook to add warning label to post that originated from state controlled media outlets like Russia Today, Sputnik, Xinhua News, the People's Daily, Fox News, etc
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for lying about protesters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost three months there were zero point zero deaths from Covid-19 in NYC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for attacking protesters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's former Chief of Staff John Kelly says Trump has lost his memory and his mind
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot says Facebook will block ads from state-controlled media outlets, neglects to add most trollbot farms are not direct arms of the state
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
When teargas teams up with coronavirus: the chemical agent seeps into homes, contaminates food, furniture, skin and surfaces, and can cause long-term lung damage
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"I lost an eye; George Floyd lost his life. What right do I have to rage on my own behalf?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's top trending video on Facebook, with 24 million views, is a rant by Candace Owens attacking George Floyd
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Overclocking your CPU's pretty easy with the UFIA (Unified Firmware Interface Addition) BIOS
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Clock magic =12
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cop who shoved kneeling protester relieved of duty and will face investigation
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(do it)
 
 
 
Reminder: Facebook is not your friend. Here's how to delete it
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, Slatesplanations are dead on: "Trump can only escalate...Faced with a nation...on fire over this monstrous and undeniable injustice that the nation refuses to solve, Trump opted to reenact, on camera, the two-tier system that produced it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If they would just turn around and face the other way this whole thing could be over
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Italian medics defeat Covid-19, now set to face off against Darth Malak apparently according to the actual headline
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(Health.com)
 
 
 
So, just what SHOULD you do if shot with a rubber bullet?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bets his presidency on a 'silent majority'. Yep, in the age of Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, tik-tok etc, he's betting that there is a vast swathe of politcally engaged voters who are silently biding their time till Election Day
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Dick Wolf fires Law & Order writer over racist alt-right Facebook post. DUN DUN
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cooper puts an end to the NC vs. GOP struggle over the GOP convention: "Planning for a scaled-down convention with fewer people, social distancing and face coverings is a necessity." Your move, children
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One Facebook employee has had enough
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Need a safe anodyne statement to show you and your brand really care? There's a template for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: With Trump we've reached the 'mad emperor' stage, and it's terrifying to behold. Headline also not inaccurate
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Yeah, but can you fark it?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Seth faces Aleister Black & hosts the "retirement ceremony" for Rey Mysterio, Asuka is ready for Charlotte and Apollo Crews defends his U.S. title vs a mystery opponent of his choosing. The action starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lake County has really evolved since it gave us The Groveland Four. Just kidding. Still racist as f*ck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the same Minneapolis police union president who once called the now-attorney general of Minnesota "a terrorist" when he was elected to Congress also wants to know why no one is talking about the "violent criminal history" of George Floyd
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
. . . and many brows were furrowed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Say Something Nice Day, so let's take this time to say something nice
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Like most Marvel superheroes, Dr. Strange used to fear coronavirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will the Covid Generation face long-term fallout?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor De Blasio bends the knee, blames protestors for getting run over by his police
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Actually kinda impressed she isn't literally clawing his face, meowing "You did this to me, Harold. Look at what you did"
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Show us your protective (against the novel coronavirus) face mask. Where did you get it? Did you make it? If so, have a pattern/instructions to share? Would you recommend it?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Some eggheads think the Tunguska object may have 'bounced' back into space instead of actually striking the surface. Sort of a cosmic curveball
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
1,200 people like something from 1998 on Facebook and the editor's kids haven't done anything noteworthy so this
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Leaked internal Facebook posts: Employees are horrified that Zuckerberg refuses to remove Trump's threats of violence. "If we fail the test case here," wrote one, "history will not judge us kindly"
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(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: What a Fark face mask should look like
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Fri May 29, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy takes on Daniel Bryan in one of the Intercontinental Championship semi-finals and Elias faces A.J. in the other. Also, where did all this smoke suddenly come from? "BRO" The wackiness starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Police called in to control crowds as beer is once again available in Mexico. It's not news, it's Fark.mx
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is your hair cuttery reopening? Be ready to pay COVID fees, wash your own hair, and skip the chitchat with your stylist. You might as well stay home, get drunk and flowbee yourself (again)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back at 6 p.m. Eastern with the Fark Livestream News Summary - today featuring, among other things, new Swiss guidelines for sex workers, fantastic face tattoos, and chonky animals. And a COVID-19 update, probably
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Flows of natural gas may be eroding features on the surface of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Locals blame the dog
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Fox News viewership linked to use of hydroxychloroquine and deaths (scary tags and facepalm tag both deferred to obvious)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, Facebook's own research shows that over 60% of people who got radicalized on Facebook only did so after being recommended the extremist group *by Facebook*. Well THERE'S your problem
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman, brother okay after seeing a turtle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New whistleblower complaint says Facebook hasn't shared true information about the drug trade and other illegal activities it's allowing
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Break up Facebook
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
COVID-19 takes a back seat as Karenovirus takes the lead. Latest hotspot: park where Karen is offended by "Mexican music" and is finally contained by everyone laughing at her. Bonus: the face of the guy with the fishing rods
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(Fallacious)
 
 
 
Were they trying to be dirty? "mounted," "position," "head," "creams," "piece," "nailed," "wood." Oh, and "rough faced shag"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently the lockdown is making fresh faces harder to come by
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(Dexerto)
 
 
 
League of Legends streamer checkmates Chess master Alexandra Botez and leaves early to play Pictionary
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Department fires the four cops who got caught on video murdering George Floyd
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Scrubs: A sitcom that's actually aged well?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, do you remember when Jimmy Fallon did a blackface Chris Rock on SNL? Well, Twitter just found out
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You know those "share the trail" signs? Grizzly bears can't read
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist and "performance artist" wears a bikini made from face masks outside a Trader Joe's to protest social distancing. Warning: nothing in the actual article makes any more sense than this Fark tagline (NSFW)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBD, just the President of the United States posting a video on Facebook featuring his political opponent in a coffin
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you getting "maskne' pimples from wearing your mask?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: MVP takes the "VIP Lounge" to Claymore Country. Charlotte vs Nia vs Nattie for the #1 contender to face Asuka and Andrade defends the U.S. title vs Apollo Crews. Plus how will Seth newest follower fare? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in case you think America's got a lock on the market of craziness, here's a drunk guy who jumped the fence at a Polish zoo to wrestle a bear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great headline WaPo. Yer growing up. Next up, solid food and having your reporters ask direct questions like "You know that's not true. Why are you saying it?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook private probe botched by regulator
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Challenge: create a PPE (facemask, gloves, gown, etc) designed by a company that does not normally make PPE. LGT Example
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Shoppers try to be more patient during difficult times for retail workers - unless they give away the Kiddie Pool you asked them to hold. That's a beating
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Shoppers try to be more patient during difficult times for retail workers - unless they give away the Kiddie Pool you asked them to hold. That's a beating
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're wearing masks. Will you wear a face shield now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EU privacy laws intended to regulate Facebook et al used to stop a grandmother posting online images of her grandchildren
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Faced with challenges at home and abroad, Xi whips out his red dragon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump can't even convince Republicans that voting by mail results in voter fraud
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
20 years ago this country faced the most perilous crisis in its history
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean hopes to resume cruises as soon as August, but the CEO says only if it's safe (with a straight face)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hailey Bieber denies getting a facelift, slams fans for posting Photoshopped images of her, insists she can see the pixels
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Seen any good quarantine window displays?
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Seen any good quarantine window displays?
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Reprimand your drunk brother for creating a ruckus? Serious business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oklahoma builds a seven story Elon Musk statue so he'll build a factory in Oklahoma. Guess Oklahoma noticed what an egotistical creep Elon is. It might work
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Dreamer' brothers grow up, become ICU nurses working on front lines of COVID fight, still face deportation because why?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Orange toddler spotted wearing mask at Ford plant
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of course he didn't wear a mask
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians reveal they hid inimitable face of Nic Cage in 39 lineup-graphic tweets last season, and nobody noticed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some German demonstrators have taken to wearing a yellow Star of David to highlight what they see as the stigmatisation they face for refusing to receive a vaccination against the virus, should one become available
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(Technology Transparency Project)
 
 
 
Facebook quickly becoming the new 4chan
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Hey guys, wouldn't it be so much fun if we honored our graduating senior class by having a printer make a photo collage of the school logo, using the kids' faces as pixels? Looks like we have just enough minorities to shade in the black lines
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I can't stop laughing in my husband's face during sex. Do you think it bothers him?"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Nurse, son develop unique, Florida-themed protective mask that's a hit with medical staff
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"In honor of sycophants, and sneaky little bastards everywhere" - Let's hear it for the Eddie Haskells in our lives . Can't live with them, can't live without them, and sometimes you want to kill them
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"In honor of sycophants, and sneaky little bastards everywhere" - Let's hear it for the Eddie Haskells in our lives . Can't live with them, can't live without them, and sometimes you want to kill them
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman who's been taking hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat disease that it never is contracts Their New Hoax anyway
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Help make the world a safer place by designing a cool/scary/awesome face mask you'd love to see and wear (LGTI)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook is finally stepping up and doing something to curb FBer's antisocial behavior - it's launching a new shopping feature across apps
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
So when do you not need to wear your protective mask?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are not thanking Qanon for their victories. What a slap in the face of all the hardworking white supremacists who also got them elected
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
7-11 employee helps customer discern the difference between a thermometer and hand sanitizer in the most 7-11 way possible
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
United's CEO says they could avoid layoffs if employees are willing to take cuts in work hours, face, arms, legs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Welcome to Costco, I love you unless you're not wearing a mask, then you're outta here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump to visit Ford plant in Michigan. The Ford plant requires everyone to wear a face mask. Thank goodness we have a president who takes policies and rules very seriously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will the lowest FARK account number, please stand up, please stand up (#1123)
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin is selling face masks? It's a trap
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline from yesterday that might put a smile on your face in this bad timeline: "NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "NoFap," aka "stop masturbating" movement is just another way for Christians to try to control your sexuality? This is my shocked face (not to be confused with my O face)
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Wake me up before you go go, Venezuela's losing Citgo-go, Wham, in your face Maduro
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL testing new protective face masks; will undoubtedly claim concussion benefits
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plastic face shields only protect the wearer and no one else
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"I think we were right there on the cusp of scratching the surface of doing something special last year." --- Michigan's OC Josh Gattis. Yeah, right there. Almost had it. Just about. Surely this will be the year. *giggles*
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