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Fri January 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gird your loins for the "Why did Joe Biden crash our beautiful stock market?" headlines. For they are on the way as we speak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
National Archives confirms they released "hundreds of pages" of Trump White House documents to the January 6th committee. Happy Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas reaffirms your sacred right to stand your ground even if the threatening individual is in custody... prone... and handcuffed
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Vick's Vapor rub will turn your wrinkeled, old, tired, sagging, useless scrotum into a firm, vibrant, bouncy, happy scrotum."... So, what questionable medical advice have you found online?
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Wed January 19, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Debunking or confirming alcohol myths. But this really just may be the booze talking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kohl's department stores have thrived where others have failed, increasing sales even during COVID. Naturally, a Wall Street activist who holds all of 5% of the company has a problem with this
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Tue January 18, 2022
(National Center for Biotech Info)
 
 
 
NIH confirms what we already know about antivaxers
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
PharmaBro now just Bro
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(Google)
 
 
 
MKUltra? No? Then what about Area 51? No? OK, how about Mattress Firm? Still no? OK, dammit, what about Finland Doesn't Exist? Nope? OK, then, what about Follow the White Rabbit? Farkers, what is your favorite "true" Conspiracy Theory, and why?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
"Kingpin Actor Vincent D'Onofrio Confirms Why Netflix Cancelled Marvel's Daredevil"
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK energy firm pulls the plug on a third of its staff (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 11, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
PC Master Race Confirmed XBOX chief Phil Spencer, "Mouse and keyboard rotation speed is faster than controller. We know that, you'll lose"
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vintage and busted: Farkers making fun of GEDs in Law. New hotness: They now have a law firm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vincent D'Onofrio confirms that Kingpin lost all his power because of Thanos and his atypical behavior in Hawkeye was due to his desperate attempts to rebuild his empire
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Omicron is coming for all of us
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
On this day in history: George and Martha Washington were married, Morse successfully demonstrated his telegraph, Nancy Kerrigan was mugged and Janet Yellen was confirmed to lead the Fed ... hmm, something seems to be missing from this list
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea confirms it hit the dolphin it was aiming for
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Tue January 04, 2022
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Some of my closest friends are Jews," said the Founder/CEO of a Utah tech firm, right after saying "I believe the Jews are behind [the vaccines]" - UPDATE: He's out like Moses in Egypt
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, everybody, Deathstreak's back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shares in Evergrande rise after trading resumes because people are stupid
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Agent for 99-year-old Betty White confirms the cause of death was that she was 99 years old
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Mon January 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Inside information" is coming out on the poop storm that is Evergrande
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Head coach confirms that Antonio Brown is no longer a Buccaneer. He will, however, remain a covidiot for the forseeable future
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Fri December 31, 2021
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama. Supreme Court. Space Camp. Animated Series. Improbable Mad-Libs headline, everyone
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Knife recalled for cutting
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Rece Davis confirms his status as a man possessing proper functioning taste buds
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Wed December 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CEO of investment firm that fires thousands to enrich shareholders gets $1.2 billion golden parachute, we cool. Dr Fauci gets a mid-six figure pension? THAT'S SOCIALISM
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Churches turn to big data firm to pinpoint vulnerable people to exploit
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Vincent D'Onofrio confirms that the Wilson Fisk that appears in Hawkeye is the same character that appeared in Daredevil
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Thu December 23, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intel apologizes for briefly taking a moral stand against slave labor
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan reveals results of ML-powered comment moderation on news articles, meant to zap unpleasant and off-topic comments. Out of all posts removed, 71% were automatically deleted by AI, while 22% were deleted by humans
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Wed December 22, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
OnlyFans chief to hand reins to new female boss. To see the full hand over with saddle and spurs you will need a monthly subscription
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Tue December 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Parent quits full-time job to create "generational wealth" - by pouring every dime they have into crypto
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Private equity firms buying up hospice chains. Are you able to afford The Golden Death?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A guy who looks like a hobbit has earned himself a dragon's horde
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Manchin confirms it's all about him. "They hurt my fee fees"
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Mon December 20, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh crumbs - Hobknobs are going up and Penguins are also rising as snackflation escalates
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau: we're going to take a good hard look at the exploding "Buy now, pay later" industry just to make sure everything is on the up and up. Investors in Affirm: SELL Mortimer SELL
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Medical experts confirm that the 10 people who died from being crushed at Travis' Scotts' music festival died from being crushed at Travis Scotts' music festival
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NFTs market hits $22bil, which is like, infinity (+5) dogecoin this morning, lunch at Elon's secret lair, or an historic new metric for tulips
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Losing driver confirms he lost
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Court affirms there's no defamation in saying Mike Pillow likes having sex with pillows
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Tue December 14, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-McDonald's worker finds a VERY disturbing Ronald McDonald toy. What has been seen cannot be unseen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another sign we are boned concerning climate change, meteorologists have confirmed that temperatures in the Siberian Arctic hit 100 degrees Fahrenheit last summer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will British Telecom surrender to the French?
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Britain Reports World's First Confirmed Death From Heavily Mutated Omicron" - Unicron, Galvatron ready to up their game
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Harley's electric motorcycle division is going public to appeal to youngers riders as old age, Sturgis, education continues thinning out their current market
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Had to happen sooner or later. Metaverse gets its first personal injury law firm
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG's lawyer confirms the memos asking Pence to overturn the election are legit. AintNothingGonnaHappen.jpg
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Wed December 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Pharma Bro' Martin Shkreli's firm reaches settlement in gouging case. Terms include $40mil but no face punching
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better.com? They should call it Worst.com. That's gold, Jerry, gold
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are galactically enormous black holes of irony and chuzpah and then there's this guy
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Financial News London)
 
 
 
Today's "Oh well, anyway" UK crypto edition
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The labor shortage is so bad no one wants to install solar panels for the kingly sum of 13 dollars an hour
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Sat December 04, 2021
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical firms have agreed to cut prices by 61.7% on average for 67 medicines. Just not for you (unless you're reading this in China)
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge confirms that the First Amendment doesn't mean private companies are obligated to publish your idiocy
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
Weeners
 
Giant phallus bouncy castle for adults who like to bounce up and down on things gets attention on social media
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Ethical A.I. confirms eating meat's all good
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Sat November 27, 2021
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Subby's friends confirm San Diego Omicrom Comic Con coverage; "there's nothing to do here but drink"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wingers up in arms as president's son uses White House connections to reach out to leaders in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE and other Persian Gulf states to try and get backing for new investment firm. Oh wait, never mind, wrong family
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 confirms 13 episodes for new season. HI-KEEBA
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka: screw becoming the world's first completely organic farming nation, we're going green - AS IN THAT SWEET, SWEET DOUGH-RE-MI. And we'll take a carload or two of Round-Up while we're at it
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Tue November 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia to Foreign Tech Firms: You must set up shop on Russian soil by the end of 2021. Foreign Tech Firms: I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your country's name to stupid letters
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Boiling lobsters alive will now be illegal in the UK as study confirms they feel pain. Feeding people British food still OK even though its considered cruel and inhumane
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Christmas comes a bit early this year as Ridley Scott confirms that both "Blade Runner" and "Alien" are being developed for television. Still no word on that Battlestar Galactica tie-in
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Faux News reporting a NY Times story that Hunter Biden's firm helped a Chinese company purchase a rich cobalt mine in a $3.8 billion deal. (tag is for everyone at Fox News )
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Thu November 18, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden's nominee for the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency facing tough confirmation hearing as GOP leaders claim her competence, and qualifications make her far too radical
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Companies that earn negative dollars in revenue have raised $1,000,000,000,000 in "value" on the stock market this year. I'm sure this can only lead to good things
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Humongous Catholic hospital chain or private equity firm? whynotboth.jpg
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"On the night of prom, his hard work and optimism paid off when he was crowned senior year's homecoming king in front of the entire school"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shell dropping its Dutch rudder, sailing to UK tax haven shores
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Isn't this how Resident Evil started?
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this firm no
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
The largest trial yet confirms shroomin' is boomin' when you're dark roomin'
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Saying they're in it for the long haul, Australian covid test maker Ellume coughs up a recall
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crystals, confirmations, and covid: how the wellness industry realigned its chakras to deny science
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solar Company owner who managed to bilk Warren Buffett out of $340 million with a Ponzi scheme is sentenced to 30 years in prison. I'm not even mad, that's impressive
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple confirms they were full of shiat
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Guy that can prosecute Bannon for defying Congressional subpoena finally confirmed and seated after months of delays
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers apologizes for UK chip shortages but logically, shouldn't it have been Fishers?
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Statistics from Texas confirm that rugged individualist bootstrappy unvaccinated Texans are 45 times more likely to get COVID, and 40 times more likely to die from it, versus their insane, pants-on-head crazy libby lib vaccinated neighbors
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Another of life's riddles solved. When do I get my Nobel Prize?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Demisexuality is as real as any sexual orientation, as Dweezil, Bruce, Ashton, Owen, et al, can confirm
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Scrambled eggs lead to lawsuit
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In his retirement, Vin Scully has either become a numerologist, or doesn't care if he confirmed the existence of the Illuminati and UltraFa+++NO CARRIER+++
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
"Native American" group sues Colorado over law banning Native American mascots
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(News.com.au)
 
Weeners
 
Doctor confirms old rumor about penis size. Subby has a small nosed shocked face
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cranberries dipped in honey? Yeah, okay. Cranberries *fermented* in honey? You had my interest, now you have my full attention
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Thu November 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After bombshell report, NBA hires law firm to probe the dark side of the Suns
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
David Chase finally confirms that in the last episode of the Sopranos Tony
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Tue November 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
So for first time grandparents, what should your grandchildren call you? What do your grandchildren call you or what do or did you call your grandparents?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study confirms Donald Trump is in the top 1%
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Mon November 01, 2021
(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
New Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness merchandise confirms the film's villain is The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC confirms vaccination yields better immunity than "natural" immunity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"NASA predictions confirm impact by early October 31." Happy Halloween
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After a long career of distinction strong-arming franchisees and screwing employees out of wages, a Subway district manager will retire. The embarrassing $38 million lawsuit settlement for wage theft may have been a factor
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
MTG buys shares of TFG-affiliated SPAC firm DWAC. OMG WTF LOL BBQ
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Beijing confirms participants in the 2022 Winter Squid Games will be strictly isolated from the general population and could face expulsion for violating COVID-19 restrictions
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs, Harvard, Microsoft team up with Al Gore's investment firm to help decarbonize the economy. Rumors the firm will be called Manbearpig & Partners have not been confirmed
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pension fund decides, what the hell, let's invest in Bitcoin. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston disgusted that Biotech firms saving the economy there require HVAC systems not in line with the traditional chowder, fistfight and drunks industries
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sighting confirmed of owl not seen in 150 years. How, how long DO owls live anyway?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1929, Albert B. Fall was found guilty in the Teapot Dome scandal, in spite of his insistence that he was just the Fall Guy
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Sat October 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Were you playing this Sudoku?" U.S. District Court Judge Edward Davila asked juror No. 5 while in chambers. "I do have Sudoku, but it doesn't interfere with me listening," the [BRILLIANT] juror said
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Montreal offers sheet to Carolina for fifth straight loss to open the season
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(9 News)
 
 
 
New police chief of notorious ticket trap town: "Nope, not going to help you guys with that"
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's risky out there for the ultra-wealthy. They'll need a kitten, and a former CIA Director
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A graphic artist at the Toronto Sun has confirmed their status as the GOAT. See for yourself
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline of our time, of the year: Crypto exchange FTX raises $420mil from 69 investors, in meme funding round
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Mark Zuckerberg May Be Personally Exposed" *ewwwwww* "In Facebook Privacy Lawsuit" *ohhhhhh*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Never leave planning until the last minute - start now so you'll have ample time to freak out later
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists at Fukushima confirm what Godzilla and Mothra have known for years: radiation is fine for animals
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's how some of the top financial advisors in the country are dealing with the looming prospect of long-term inflation: strategic asset re-allocation and screaming internally
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Corbin Bernsen is returning to LA Law
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court reaffirms that the police are free to do anything they want as long as they avoid getting caught in a Star Trek-style temporal loop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So.... a net loss of 1200 gigs. That's a lot more than Job One
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So.... a net loss of 1200 gigs. That's a lot more than Job One
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Analyst: Disney+ will surpass Netflix's subscriber count in four years. Headline next year: HBO Max will surpass Disney+ subscriber count in four years
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump treats protected Scottish sand dunes like he treated the USA
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell unveils Cantina Crispy Melt Taco: not made out of cantinas melted to a crisp, but out of the same stuff every other item on the menu includes. "Enjoyable but messy"
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Thu October 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hall-of-Famer and 4-time Super Bowl winner Joe Montana is about to git another big win
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson confirms that filming for Secret Invasion series has begun, which would make it Not So Secret Invasion
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sorry British motorists, we can confirm that by following this signage from the M4 Junction 5 in Slough will not lead you to the Squid Game"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kracken tries for an insanity defense in her defamation lawsuit. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan earnings: FU, everybody paid us
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Eastman's law firm defends coup memo because he didn't explicitly tell Pence to overturn the election. Nothing to see here, move along
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Dragon is amassing LOTS of storage, servers, and security. Some could even say hoarding it
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Mon October 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fiona Hill confirms it - Jan. 6 was a beer gut putsch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz on pandemic-induced price increases: Fark you, pay us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only with the proper ratio of sonic crystals, powdered unicorn farts, and leprechaun smiles
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Ducks, or at least quacks, leaving Oregon
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Quartz)
 
 
 
GM plans an electric SUV that will undercut the Tesla Model 3 by $10,000 and also double as a surprise BBQ. MmmMmm, surprise BBQ
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man lawyer makes dick joke on billboards. Another Florida man lawyer responds with billboards of his own
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Intel cancels plans to build chip factory in the UK because UK engineers wanted to serve them with lightly breaded fish fillets and also Brexit
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Wed October 06, 2021
(IT Wire)
 
 
 
New AirPods Pro firmware 4A400 enables Conversation Boost at last - how to turn it on in 17 easy steps... 17?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"We have done our research and firmly believe that the Covid vaccine is dangerous 5G-microchip-infused untested hocus-pocus, but could we just go ahead with a simple organ swap?"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Splashy PR headline: Target will pay employees an extra $2 an hour for peak days of holiday season. Grim reality - their employees aren't getting nearly as much seasonal help
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In 2018, Blue Origin paid some consultants to determine why SpaceX was royally kicking their asses. The report got leaked to Ars which gives a detailed summary. Obvious trumps sad and interesting
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Mon October 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thunderdome it is
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Thu September 30, 2021
(US SEC)
 
 
 
SEC press release about bank analyst's misdoinGS describes the happeninGS with nothinG Said about his employer
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mets hire startup management firm to help evolve brand into something less shambolic yet remain "true to the Mets narrative"
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man wins judgement against Tesla for lying about car they sold him. Tesla appeals and loses. Tesla then sues the man for defamation for posting about it online
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Beijing is asking state-backed firms to get them off the Evergrande hook - for old times' sake. It's an offer they really can't refuse regardless of cannoli quality
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Abbottoir says his state's new audits aren't all about Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brody confronts Trump over AZ audit confirming Biden's win. "Are you prepared to accept those results? And are you willing to go back and get a bigger boat?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that antimatter has struck antarctica, proving what Sheldon said
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Fri September 24, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
To be fair, the UK did make it nearly 10 whole months before having to plead for EU workers to come back to save them from food and fuel shortages. Subby thought they'd only make it six
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump responds to the Arizona audit. You guessed it: FAKE NEWS
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