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Fri March 05, 2021       Federico Klein, former Trump appointee charged in Capitol riot, wants jail cell without cockroaches. Cockroaches: "You don't seem to understand. You're not locked in here with US. We're locked in here with YOU" source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 49         Every actor must dream of the day they will find themselves trending on Twitter and today is Jay Johnston's day. In other news: No one at the FBI ever watched Mr. Show source: twitter.com   |   share: 80         You're a former city councilman for Parkersburg, WV. You need a stool and an iPad power station. Where do you shop? At the January 6 Take Back Our Country Sale in the US Capitol, of course source: thehill.com   |   share: 16         Trump State Apartment Appointee arrested on charges stemming from the Jan 6th insurrection source: politico.com   |   share: 61   Thu March 04, 2021       The feds are on it. "The data gathered so far includes indications of contact with lawmakers in the days around January 6, as well as communications between alleged rioters discussing their associations with members of Congress" source: cnn.com   |   share: 99   Tue March 02, 2021       FBI Director Christopher Wray: FBI investigators have not seen "any evidence" of Antifa in Capitol riot. Probably because it doesn't exist source: cnn.com   |   share: 99         Alex Jones admits on camera that he hates Trump and that he's only in it for the money source: splcenter.org   |   share: 70         FBI director, Chris Wray, is in the hotseat today as he gets grilled over the insurrection. (Hearing starts at 10am) source: youtube.com   |   share: 311         Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 26   Mon March 01, 2021       Capitol insurrectionist to FBI: "Try investigating deez nuts with ya chin 🤷" FBI to Capitol insurrectionist: "Duhhhh, okay 😘" source: twitter.com   |   share: 88   Sun February 28, 2021       Lawyers for 18-year-old insurrectionist want him to be released to his parents, since they've obviously done such a good job of raising him so far source: npr.org   |   share: 81   Sat February 27, 2021       300 charged, 542 files opened, 200,000 tips received: The American people are enthusiastically identifying Trump terrorists and having them arrested. Tag is for the amateur sleuths source: politicususa.com   |   share: 99   Fri February 26, 2021       Man fired for wearing employer's logo to Treasonpalooza. No, not the Maryland one. OR the Ohio one. This genius is from California, and said employer was not amused source: sfgate.com   |   share: 51         Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid source: wsls.com   |   share: 40         The real story here is that Vanilla Coke existed in 1981 source: nypost.com   |   share: 63         Today is the 28th anniversary of the 9/11 practice run at the World Trade Center source: pennlive.com   |   share: 25         FBI informant and Proud Boys leader says he has "no sympathy" for lawmakers terrorized during the Jan 6th riots that he was conveniently unable to attend thanks to being busted a day earlier and required to stay out of DC as a bail condition source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         Police are investigating whether Lady Gaga was targeted because she sang at Biden's inauguration source: the-sun.com   |   share: 42   Thu February 25, 2021       When a business you've patronized for 30 years is happy to turn you in to the FBI, you must be quite the pleasant chap source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 46         Tower, this is American Airlines 161. We just had something just go over us. It looks just like a long, cylindrical, enormous--Wang, pay attention. Don't get distracted by that giant flying--Wiener? Any of you want another wiener? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 54         35 Capitol Police officers are under investigation for Capitol riot. 6 have had police powers suspended. .. Bonus: FBI warning about violence was sent to FBI agents embedded with Capitol Police who did not forward it to anyone. This is not fine source: twitter.com   |   share: 78         Trump rioters could face up to 10 years in prison because of an executive action signed by their leader meant to target BLM protesters source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 118         So it turns out that based upon the FBI charging documents, the January 6th Capitol rioters used Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter *FAR* more than Parler and Gab to plan their assault. But this won't be greenlit, because reasons source: legalinsurrection.com   |   share: 110   Wed February 24, 2021       What is it about New Mexico and Aliens? source: thedrive.com   |   share: 49         US Government to destroy TWA 800 for the second time source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 79   Tue February 23, 2021       Remember that Kentucky (now ex-) nurse who was bursting with pride over her little treason tour of the Capitol? Because the FBI certainly does source: wave3.com   |   share: 39         Friend of Oath Keeper Jessica Watkins argues that she should get bail because she is not dangerous, she is just a brainwashed idiot source: msn.com   |   share: 45   Mon February 22, 2021       Hurr durr me livestream self in Capitol doing treason because have big smart brain source: thehill.com   |   share: 18         Are you a member of Congress? Were you on your phone during the Jan. 6 insurrection? Yeah, thanks to some special emergency powers, the FBI already is already balls-deep in this information source: theintercept.com   |   share: 77         The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21 source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 61         Deathbed confession of former NYPD policeman raises new questions about the assassination of civil rights leader Malcolm X source: the-sun.com   |   share: 54         There's your third party like there's no tomorrow source: thehill.com   |   share: 66         Plea boys source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 53         North Dakota man finds out that whole "international waters" thing is just a myth, and you actually CAN be charged with crimes committed on the high seas source: usatoday.com   |   share: 62   Sun February 21, 2021       Feds take down a "non profit" organization that was funneling dark money to corrupt political officials in Ohio. Watch this, it's going to get bigger source: justice.gov   |   share: 134         Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine source: news.com.au   |   share: 27   Sat February 20, 2021       FBI, jk? source: cnn.com   |   share: 71         Dear Congress, We are happy to receive your order for recurring shipments of documents related to the Capitol attack. Enclosed is your first shipment. More shipments will follow. Sincerely, FBI source: cnn.com   |   share: 31   Fri February 19, 2021       Husband and wife looking at separate living quarters in retirement source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 94         In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house source: huffpost.com   |   share: 144   Wed February 17, 2021       Man leaves loaded 9 mm handgun in his bag. Attempts to board aircraft. FBI notified, and he's permitted to fly. The county police are holding the gun for safekeeping, and no charges are expected. In other news, Betty White is 99 and still working source: wtae.com   |   share: 90   Tue February 16, 2021       Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges source: bozemandailychronicle.com   |   share: 53         Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings source: wcvb.com   |   share: 32         Yarrrr, the leader of the Oathkeepers announces that he's not finished being a terrorist, matey source: cnn.com   |   share: 70         Just can't get enough Lowered Expectations profile pics? Then the FBI has a real treat for you source: huffpost.com   |   share: 41   Mon February 15, 2021       Parler.fbi.gov source: thehill.com   |   share: 119         What? I'm getting arrested for sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair? THANKS, MOM source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 82   Fri February 12, 2021       Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 55         Former FBI assistant director calls Capitol riot "a form of terrorism". Subby's afraid that thanks to Republican complicity and denialism it won't be its final form source: salon.com   |   share: 20         FBI arrests Kentucky militia members connected with Boogaloo Bois for taking part in the Jan 6th riot and attack on police. No, not THAT one, another one source: politico.com   |   share: 54   Thu February 11, 2021       Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth source: koin.com   |   share: 13         Turns out that "hack" of the water treatment plant was more of a "all computers shared the same password for remote access and appeared to be connected directly to the Internet without any type of firewall protection installed" source: theverge.com   |   share: 75   Wed February 10, 2021       Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?" source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: 129         Like Trump, a majority of the people arrested for Capitol riot had a history of financial trouble. Birds of a feather flock to overturn the government together? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 62         The Jan 6 mob attack on the US Capitol was a "staged hoax", according to: A) Your nutty aunt's Facebook rant, B) Some teenaged troll on Reddit, C) Michigan GOP's highest ranking elected official source: npr.org   |   share: 87   Tue February 09, 2021       Ohio has the highest number of extremist groups per capita because people tend to get angry when they realize they are living in Ohio source: cincinnati.com   |   share: 79         Yale grad student murdered. Police plan to investigate every Harvard student source: 6abc.com   |   share: 25         "Radical Jew Slayer" arrested in Texas for selling a AM-15 to an undercover contact. Scary tag is for how connected these types are in the country. TFA has some better information than the regular Fark linked articles source: justice.gov   |   share: 82   Mon February 08, 2021       Hacker raises sodium hydroxide levels in water treatment plant, no lye source: wtsp.com   |   share: 70   Sun February 07, 2021       Sen. Ron Johnson (R-You kidding me?) thinks that the most important question about the insurrection is: What did House Speaker Nancy Pelosi know, and when did she know it? Ron Johnson is wrong source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82   Sat February 06, 2021       I don't like that guy. He's owes me money and he's supposed to be in rehab. Yeah, that's him spraying that Capitol cop with mace source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 71         Snake found in library book. It's ok because it was in the "Hisstory" section source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: 23         Translation: The FBI is looking for one of my shiatty kids source: thenation.com   |   share: 134   Fri February 05, 2021       Rashida Tlaib gets emotional discussing the death threats she and her family have received from believers in QAnonsense like Marjorie Greene source: mediaite.com   |   share: 79         Horned Capitol intruder escapes non-organic jail source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 106         So, the moral of this story is, if you ARE going to participate in a riot, don't show up drunk and an hour late for your bus ride back home. It might annoy one of your fellow passengers enough that they drop a dime on you to the FBI source: huffpost.com   |   share: 59         When it comes to insurrectionists, the feds appear to be all out of bubble gum source: huffpost.com   |   share: 129   Thu February 04, 2021       Feds raid modest hovel of economically anxious man source: ksdk.com   |   share: 35         Thanksgiving's about to become less awkward for one family now that a certain member is likely to spend them gnawing on festive slabs of prison Nutraloaf source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 55         Officials urge heightened awareness during largest national distraction of the year source: wcax.com   |   share: 17   Tue February 02, 2021       If you're going to assault a Capitol police officer on video, try not being on parole in one state AND having an outstanding warrant from another, genius source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 39         House Democrats introduce resolution denouncing white supremacists. Let's see which Republicans want to admit they and/or their state is pro-white supremacist source: thehill.com   |   share: 41         FBI agents shot during attempt to serve warrant in Sunrise, Florida [Update: three agents also wounded, suspect dead] source: apnews.com   |   share: 214         Lindsey Graham, who does not understand how threats work, says Republicans will "want the FBI to come in" if Democrats call witnesses in the impeachment trial source: twitter.com   |   share: 129   Mon February 01, 2021       FBI memos and reports obtained by historian and writer Aaron Leonard now show that senior FBI officials played key roles in planning the raid and the subsequent cover-up. "It was approved at the highest level," says attorney Jeff Haas source: democracynow.org   |   share: 58         Kathy Griffin will forward your Capitol riot video to the FBI if you come for her source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 104         You probably wonder why the Vintage tag. Well, seems one of the people who attacked the Capitol wore a varsity jacket and wanted to "bum rush the [W]hite [H]ouse and take it over." Fear not, America, he's been turned over... to his mother source: statecollege.com   |   share: 52         FBI agents: We need your help to identify Capitol insurrectionists. Twitter: The guy wore an outfit with his phone number on it. Are you even trying? source: twitter.com   |   share: 127   Sun January 31, 2021       "You might be forgiven for thinking 'maybe there's something in it' . . . That is until you access logic and reason and accept that Nintendo really has no desire to kill the people who play its games" source: nme.com   |   share: 10   Sat January 30, 2021       "I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 68         Are you sure this is how John Dillinger started? source: patch.com   |   share: 18         Capitol rioter reading list: "Advanced Improvised Explosives," "Explosive Dusts," "Incendiaries," "The Box Tube MAC-11: The Ultimate DIY Machine Pistol," "Ragnar's Big Book of Homemade Weapons," and "The Advanced Anarchist's Arsenal" source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 85   Fri January 29, 2021       And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm source: kshb.com   |   share: 19         D.C. bombs were brought to the party building long before time for the party source: cnn.com   |   share: 38   Thu January 28, 2021       Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio was an FBI informer. A licky boom boom down source: theguardian.com   |   share: 100         Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it source: pennlive.com   |   share: 38         White nationalist terrorism supporter outraged the FBI is targeting white nationalist terrorists source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 73         If your double-secret insurrection of the Capitol involves reverse false-flag anti-antifa cosplay and walking in backwards saying "We were just leaving," then maybe you should find a hat that blends in. One that doesn't make your brain look tiny source: dailyvoice.com   |   share: 53         I learned it from you, Dad source: sacurrent.com   |   share: 37         Facebook actually becomes useful for the first time in its miserable, failed existence source: huffpost.com   |   share: 56   Wed January 27, 2021       Man pleads guilty in plot to kidnap and execute the Michigan governor. Also admits that he was the model for that windup toy of the monkey with cymbals source: freep.com   |   share: 61         True QAnon believer Mateo Q charged with attacking National Guardsmen, thinks Antifa meth is real, almost like he's projecting source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 32         So it turns out the head Proud Boy is really a rat king source: reuters.com   |   share: 164   Tue January 26, 2021       400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 85         Amazon realizes sedition is not a valid charitable enterprise source: theverge.com   |   share: 30         Real rioters of genius happy to point themselves out in pictures of the violent mob invading the Capitol. Meanwhile the FBI announces a special on fish in a barrel source: apnews.com   |   share: 62         'Citizen Journalist' who claimed he was a credentialed press member posted before, during, and after the insurrection, arrested by the FBI. Turns out he only has 600 YouTube subscribers who now eagerly await his 'Farked Around and Found Out' vlog source: wfaa.com   |   share: 119         Tattooing your face not only lowers your employability, it raises your identifiability, making it easier for the FBI to get an arrest warrant source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 54         Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront source: kpax.com   |   share: 144   Sun January 24, 2021       "In her Ohio hometown, she's known as an Army veteran who runs a bar and set up a small self-styled militia ... to help neighbors if tornadoes hit. To the FBI, she's a militant leader who ... stormed the US Capitol, encouraging others to do the same" source: cnn.com   |   share: 154   Sat January 23, 2021       DoJ debating whether or not to prosecute all of the Jan 6 insurrectionists because it would clog the toilets of justice source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 148         Hey commish: flashing your rifle during a remote Zoom meeting about denouncing the Proud Boys? Good move source: nypost.com   |   share: 73         So you are telling me I can get fired for storming my own Capitol? I can lose my job over some simple after-hours domestic terrorism? I'm sorry, I thought this was America source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 165         Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 95   Fri January 22, 2021       Trump has now lost Jacob Chansley aka "Dances with Nazis" aka "The Qanon Shaman" according to his lawyer: "He regrets very very much having...just been duped by the president" source: ksdk.com   |   share: 135         The FBI is looking for Florida Man. I think he's over at Mar-a-Lago source: local10.com   |   share: 24   Thu January 21, 2021       Economic recovery continues under the Biden administration. "Wanted by the FBI" reward market sees a 50 percent gain source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 25         "Robust examination" source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 32         James Comey says, since the Republican Party is only good at concentrating on camps, it should be burned to the ground. Start over. Start fresh minus the Nazis, the KKK and Ayn Rand source: thehill.com   |   share: 67         They say an "appliance store owner" was arrested for his role in the insurrection, but upon viewing pictures of his business, I think "Q Obsessed, Full-Blown Lunatic" is more appropriate source: ktvh.com   |   share: 79         See it: The moment FBI agents swarm heavily armed Capitol rioter in NYC. Remember to call your Doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours source: nypost.com   |   share: 130   Wed January 20, 2021       Proud Boys organizer Joe Biggs charged in attack on Capitol Building source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 188         White supremacists set up headquarters a few miles from Mar-A-Lago, as opposed to the one already set up inside as of this morning source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: 47         Grocer Kroger accidentally contributed to right wing terrorist groups source: usatoday.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 19, 2021       WHy Is TErrorist misspelled yet again? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 38         Apparently attempting to destroy 500 doses of Covid vaccine is only a misdemeanor in Wisconsin source: wisn.com   |   share: 68         Several years too late, the FBI and DHS will do a threat assessment of QAnon. Wonder what changed? source: axios.com   |   share: 41         Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread source: cnbc.com   |   share: 226         Right on cue, two National Guard members are removed from protecting the inauguration of Joe Biden due to ties to right wing militia groups. No details on which groups source: fox29.com   |   share: 122         Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 98         QAnon supporters have been discussing posing as National Guard members in DC and have been reviewing maps of vulnerable spots in the city source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 144   Mon January 18, 2021       To be fair, if you really want to get the attention of police, setting your car on fire in front of the FBI building and making bomb threats is definitely a winning strategy source: kiro7.com   |   share: 20         BearSprayMan arrested for attacking Capitol cop. ManBearPig unavailable for comment source: tmz.com   |   share: 50         FBI investigating whether woman stole laptop from Pelosi's office to sell it to Russia source: politico.com   |   share: 137   Sun January 17, 2021       "I'm thinking of changing the name of my Wifi to 'FBI surveillance' to mess w my Trumper neighbors," additional passive aggressive suggestions encouraged source: twitter.com   |   share: 72         Zero people showed up for a "MAGA Drag" planned in Connecticut for Trump supporters to drive to the state capitol. ZERO source: ctpost.com   |   share: 125         Area woman passionate defender of what she imagines protesting to be source: amp.courierpress.com   |   share: 210         The monsters of America's long nightmare won't be able to hide under their mom's bed or in their mom's closet for long, even if mom lives in Russia source: thehill.com   |   share: 37         Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough source: missoulian.com   |   share: 30   Sat January 16, 2021       Y'all Qaeda's terror attack was so bragged on social media that the FBI has 140,000 separate pieces of evidence--and counting source: mediaite.com   |   share: 99         Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested source: apnews.com   |   share: 68         Entitled Texan believes she deserves a pardon after committing a federal crime on camera source: dfw.cbslocal.com   |   share: 285         - .... .. ... / .. ... / -... ..- .-.. .-.. ... .... .. - .-.-.- source: the-sun.com   |   share: 107         Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America. Since this is the Sun, he's most likely still alive and living in North America source: thesun.ie   |   share: 53         Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it? source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: 11         FBI arrests man seen smoking cigar during Capitol siege. BRILLIANT source: msn.com   |   share: 98   Fri January 15, 2021       Washington DC has issued permits for exactly 2 protests on Inauguration Day, each of a max 100 people. "Individuals will be screened through magnetometers and escorted by the U.S. Park Police to the designated areas" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 57         And here we have Dr. Frankenstein reporting on his monster source: foxnews.com   |   share: 34         Y'all Qaeda threats postpone Biden inauguration rehearsal source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 35         The Bumble dating app has temporarily removed its political identification filter because women were setting honey traps for Trump seditionists source: msn.com   |   share: 95         Jenna Ryan, the Texas real estate agent who took a private jet to the Capitol Riot and posted on Twitter "We just stormed the Capitol" is arrested for storming the Capitol. Bonus: Also said she wouldn't be cancelled, and has now been cancelled source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 235         In light of insurrection members being surprised of getting put on no-fly lists, you can show them this story by comic artist Bill Sienkiewicz on how he was visited by the FBI for asking someone to shake Trump's hand Trump-style source: twitter.com   |   share: 63         Chansley later told the FBI he did not mean the note as a threat but said the Vice President was a "child-trafficking traitor" and went on a long diatribe about Pence, Biden and other politicians as traitors source: cnn.com   |   share: 59         Fort Worth judge releases zip tie terrorist after discovering he was a middle aged white man source: forbes.com   |   share: 121         Parler squeals source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 36         The guy who threw the fire extinguisher is a retired....well....you can guess source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 40   Thu January 14, 2021       Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered" source: vice.com   |   share: 55   (Alaska News Source)       Time traveler manages to stop the Dimond Courthouse Siege of 2021 with a minor edit source: alaskasnewssource.com   |   share: 18         Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 161         FBI searching for teenager for violating pretrial release, embarrassing COVID haircut source: kob.com   |   share: 51         "Hello Nice FBI Lady, here are the links to the videos" of me doing crimes at the Capitol. It's a direct quote, but the transcripts do not indicate whether he said it in Jerry Lewis' voice source: twitter.com   |   share: 49         New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again source: thehill.com   |   share: 67         FBI & DHS: We totes warned the cops about a January Putsch. Reporter: Did you though? FBI & DHS: No, no we did not source: npr.org   |   share: 52         The FBI toasts Baked Alaska for live streaming the Capital Hill riot. Fellow travelers no doubt want to roast him instead source: vice.com   |   share: 67         DHS didn't warn any agencies about the obvious threats on Jan 6 because they didn't want to piss off the MAGAS source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 88         How it started versus how it's going: DC Edition source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 65   Wed January 13, 2021       There's proper etiquette that should be followed during a civil rights' leader's funeral. For example, not yelling racial slurs source: abc11.com   |   share: 30         Remember that woman who talked to the press about being in Nancy Pelosi's office? So did the FBI source: cbs7.com   |   share: 149         Joe Scarborough demands the MAGAts be charged with seditious conspiracy and imprisoned source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 39         Jenny's got a gun. ......... Correction: Jenny lost her gun source: money.yahoo.com   |   share: 72         James Comey: If you went up those stairs, you committed a crime. You are going to be found. 'One thing the [FBI] does extremely well is reeeelentlessly track down people like this' source: youtube.com   |   share: 78         If you're out on a $103,000 bond, you probably should avoid participating in any insurrections source: kfor.com   |   share: 64         When things go from bad to worse: Russian backed website pops up to sell all of SolarWinds source code. And some FireEye. And Microsoft. And Cisco source: bleepingcomputer.com   |   share: 15         Farked around, they did. Find out, they will source: newsandguts.com   |   share: 154   Tue January 12, 2021       Dude with a secure, good paying job with benefits decides to call in sick to be part of the Capitol terrorists. You'll never believe what happens next source: nypost.com   |   share: 86         Pompeo has to cancel his farewell tour of Europe because nobody wants to meet with anyone associated with Trump source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 24         FBI report warned of "war at the Capitol". No indication of Panic at the Disco, however source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 67         Proving intelligence isn't exactly their forte, a suspect in the Capitol riots helpfully points out his picture on the FBI's suspect list on Facebook source: twitter.com   |   share: 104         GPS coordinates of over 600 videos posted to Parler by insurrectionists within and around the Capitol building source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 116         FBI and DOJ to hold a presser at 3 p.m. ET today regarding 6 January 2021 armed insurrection of US Capitol source: c-span.org   |   share: 656         "McCarthy told members on the call that he has been receiving FBI briefings and it is clear that antifa was not behind this. That it was in fact right-wing extremists and QAnon adherents, and he urged members to stop spreading false information" source: thehill.com   |   share: 88         "Doctor" Simone Gold, one of the nation's leading advocates of using hydroxychloroquine to treat Covid-19, participated in the Trump insurrection but now regrets that she did, so there's no need to be mad at her or anything. We good? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 82         The Darknet got a little bit lighter today source: dw.com   |   share: 7         So what's on your playlist for January 20th? source: fark.com   |   share: 44         Well, it was a nice country while it lasted. FBI warns of armed protesters in all 50 state capitals and DC on the 20th source: cnn.com   |   share: 242   Mon January 11, 2021       FBI tracking several death threats against Pelosi, Biden and Kamala ahead of inauguration. Are they terrorists yet? source: twitter.com   |   share: 75         FBI calls for help in finding 'Confederate flag guy,' pointing to the desperate urgency in closing the case before the vengeful spirit of William T. Sherman rises from the grave for burning revenge source: aol.com   |   share: 67         FBI : armed protests at every state capitol are being planned from January 16-20. Looks like Y'all-Qaeda will try to overthrow democracy for their glorious orange leader source: twitter.com   |   share: 224         Devin Nunes has a cow after Parler gets shut down source: politicususa.com   |   share: 112         Lt. Col. Zip Ties was ratted out to the FBI by his ex-wife source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 145         The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail source: kcci.com   |   share: 131   Sun January 10, 2021       Person #1 (with ziptie cuffs) has been arrested in TN by the FBI. Tag is for his intentions with the cuffs source: newschannel5.com   |   share: 139         Capitol Police can't say they did Nazi it coming source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 91         FDNY confirms that its forces are the same that burn capitols source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 325   Sat January 09, 2021       Shirtless man with furs and horned hat photographed on the Senate dais during the insurrection has been arrested by the FBI. Says he did it "at the request of the President that all 'patriots' come to D.C." source: twitter.com   |   share: 443         Hannibal Lectern turns out to be Florida Man source: wfla.com   |   share: 174         Zip Tie Guy has been identified. Thank farking God source: ibtimes.sg   |   share: 398         Capitol PD under investigation by the FBI for how easy the Capitol was raided and how quickly they found Pelosi's office source: tmz.com   |   share: 261   Fri January 08, 2021       No matter how much the rest of sedition-con was a clown show, the zip-tie guys had deadly intent source: slate.com   |   share: 249         While we're deciding what to do about elected officials who egged on the Jan 5 mob, how about we do something about the one demanding blood on inauguration day source: kob.com   |   share: 40         Insurrectionist who got comfy in Pelosi's office will now get comfy behind bars source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 364         This week in kindergarten news: Lil' Donnie Fatso cries bigly when big meanie Mommy's Boy Mike won't do what he tells him to. "I don't want to be your friend anymore" screamed Donnie, capping off a big week of troublemaking and time-outs source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 61         Ten security questions that need answered following the failed police response to the MAGA-Qaeda siege on Washington source: usatoday.com   |   share: 67         FBI agents searching multiple Republican state lawmakers' offices at Tennessee legislative office building. No one seems to know why source: tennessean.com   |   share: 124   Thu January 07, 2021       Capitol police officer Tanya Roberts actually not dead as reported earlier source: npr.org   |   share: 85         Caught in the riots, a young Black woman walking home from work was held against her will, beaten, maced and assaulted by Trump terrorists for no other reason than being Black. If you recognize anyone in these horrifying photos, please contact the FBI source: twitter.com   |   share: 269         Fox News suddenly remembers Trump passed some sort of law making what the rioters did yesterday bad source: foxnews.com   |   share: 175         Boy, wasn't it something when they just let all those people who stormed the Capitol walk away? I mean, it's not like they don't have cameras in every corner of that building or something. Tick tock, traitors source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 56         FBI is requesting pics of the President of the United States source: newsweek.com   |   share: 45         The pipebombs found at the RNC and DNC were legit source: fox6now.com   |   share: 59   Wed January 06, 2021       DC mayor Bowser has imposed a 6 p.m. curfew and invoked mutual aid agreements and is bringing in MD and VA state police, PG, Montgomery, Arlington, and even the Baltimore city police source: baltimore.cbslocal.com   |   share: 242         Air traffic controllers have been warned of attacks by Iran as revenge for Soleimani. Thanks Trump source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 69   Tue January 05, 2021       The FBI has deemed the Christmas Day bombing in Nashville as not being a terrorist act source: twitter.com   |   share: 188         The FBI traced Ghislaine Maxwell's calls to her lawyer and pulled GPS data, then deployed a Stingray to determine she was hiding in the last place anyone would look: Her house source: bbc.com   |   share: 86   Mon January 04, 2021       I'll see your "medical researcher's house raided by police for saying things the governor didn't like" and raise you "state senate staffer 'aggressively questioned' by police at 8am over her boss' proposal for a restriction on police use of tear gas" source: theintercept.com   |   share: 44   Sun January 03, 2021       Nashville bomber's manifesto reads like a mashup of V and They Live. With no mention of 5G. Yet source: newschannel5.com   |   share: 173   Sat January 02, 2021       An FBI agent speaks out on the Blackwater pardons; "I'm embarrassed for our country" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 42   Thu December 31, 2020 (Some Guy)       Explosive in the Nashville bombing was an extremely rare improvised thermobaric device. Homegrown fuel-air bombs ain't easy, says respected FBI bomb expert source: spytalk.co   |   share: 170   Wed December 30, 2020       Pro-wrestler's joke about the Nashville Bomber bombed source: wrestlinginc.com   |   share: 29         Bomber's girlfriend told cops, FBI that he was making bombs. A YEAR AGO source: msn.com   |   share: 276         The AT&T Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the lizard people, are forcing the adoption of 5G technology in a fiendish plot to steal the election. We're through the looking glass here, people source: wkrn.com   |   share: 153   Tue December 29, 2020       Aspen Colorado residents are out of gas source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 83   Mon December 28, 2020       RV bomber didn't go by "Anthony Quinn Warner". Clearly claims that he was an Anon Q Warrior are nonsense. In reality, he went by "Tony Warner" which is clearly a pseudonym intended to convey his love of musical theater and his desire to warn people source: foxnews.com   |   share: 148   Sun December 27, 2020       How do you manage to get a Tesla stolen with a rare violin inside it without immediately being suspected of insurance fraud? source: nypost.com   |   share: 49         Nashville bomber identified, and confirmed dead in the explosion source: cnn.com   |   share: 565         FBI probing if Nashville techie guy 'bomber' was paranoid about 5G technology that was being used to spy on Americans source: wsmv.com   |   share: 150   (Some Unsurprised Guy)       The CEO of yet another Bitcoin company 'disappears' source: sarichandfamous.com   |   share: 62   Fri December 25, 2020       The AP sums up all we know about the Christmas Day Bombing in Nashville: we don't know the who or the why or the how, but we do know there was a warning. Bonus: lots of photos, including one of the RV before it went boom source: apnews.com   |   share: 311         Somebody took their Mandalorian cosplay to a new level source: abc7.com   |   share: 61   Thu December 24, 2020       Good news, everyone! Pence can remove Trump from office on Sunday source: nymag.com   |   share: 87   Wed December 23, 2020       Iran photoshopped a hit list of US elections officials, shopped it around to the far right source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 43   Tue December 22, 2020       Do not congratulate source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 18   Mon December 21, 2020       Joe Biden shouldn't just face Reality, he should pardon her too source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 46   Sun December 20, 2020       Maybe if you don't plot to kidnap the governor you wouldn't be complaining about prison. Just a thought source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 53   Fri December 18, 2020       Metro riders should avoid the stable source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 24         Six men now eligible for federal pardon in plot to kidnap That Woman From Michigan source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Thu December 17, 2020       SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020 source: theregister.com   |   share: 9   Tue December 15, 2020       He also said something about the sheep being a lying wanton hussy source: newsweek.com   |   share: 31         Canadian fashion mogul Peter Nygard arrested, will be modelling latest jail fashions south of the border source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 59   Fri December 11, 2020       The Zodiac Killer's cipher has been cracked by amateur cryptographers. Sales of Ovaltine remain flat source: abc7news.com   |   share: 52   Thu December 10, 2020       Yo Texas Attorney General. We see you trying to destroy democracy and all, but in case you forgot about that criminal investigation into you, here's a nice subpoena to remind you. Always, FBI source: twitter.com   |   share: 58         "An Associated Press investigation has identified at least six sexual misconduct allegations involving senior FBI officials over the past five years Each of the accused FBI officials appears to have avoided discipline" source: apnews.com   |   share: 13         News: US Supreme Court unanimously rules the FBI can be sued for religious discrimination and harassment. Straight to Fark: By Muslims refusing to become FBI "informants" source: npr.org   |   share: 37         Guess who's playing the lead in the new Equalizer reboot for CBS? Okay, guess again. Guess again. Nope, guess again source: deadline.com   |   share: 54   Wed December 09, 2020       Wisconsin misses Safe Harbor deadline which means Trump wins election or something source: amp.jsonline.com   |   share: 93   Mon December 07, 2020       Michael Flynn says he "put the fear of god" into Obama source: nypost.com   |   share: 103   Sun December 06, 2020       Did you get a "rapid finger prick" COVID test in New Jersey? You may want to get tested again. And call the FBI source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 17   Thu December 03, 2020       In a shocking revelation to absolutely no one, the FBI finally admits they've been tracking everyone's web activity since 2001 source: nytimes.com   |   share: 73         Leader of NFAC finds out the the FBI are NFA either source: wave3.com   |   share: 28         No need to be alarmed, but more than 1,000 Chinese 'researchers' abruptly left the U.S. after the FBI started interviewing ones suspected of being military operatives source: reuters.com   |   share: 108   Wed December 02, 2020       Biden plans to keep Chris Wray as FBI director. Trump to fire Wray in 3,2,1 source: msn.com   |   share: 41   Tue December 01, 2020       FBI stats show border cities are increasingly safe source: axios.com   |   share: 32         After Durham failed to turn up any evidence for an October Surprise, Barr secretly appointed him as a Special Counsel a few weeks before the election, to continue his fantasy investigation in case Biden won source: apnews.com   |   share: 46         Remember when the FBI was investigating Russia for election interference and found Trump involved? Now they're investigating a Russian, mafia-tied businessman for money laundering. Guess who they discovered laundering money for him? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 61         An unhinged and barely coherent Lou Dobbs desperately tells Trump "they" are trying to overthrow his presidency. "They" include the Deep State, RINOs, Brian Kemp, Bill Barr, the DOJ, and the FBI but, strangely, not the voters themselves source: mediaite.com   |   share: 99   Mon November 30, 2020       Trump claims FBI and Justice Department helped rig election too. No word yet on Red Cross, American Brownies, and the Secret Cabal of Smurfs...but they all look pretty guilty to subby source: forbes.com   |   share: 91   Sun November 29, 2020       Coffee Boy 2: Barista's Revenge source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 61         Ever wonder just how many different police agencies have jurisdiction over you? The answer explains why police have tanks and teachers buy their own chalk source: wisconsinexaminer.com   |   share: 118   Fri November 27, 2020       "Moorish Sovereign Citizens" are walking up to houses, claiming ownership and demanding the occupants leave, as police and the FBI expect Moor trouble source: kiro7.com   |   share: 283   Thu November 26, 2020       White House Press Secretary: "Individuals within the outgoing administration refused to accept the choice the American people made at the ballot box and worked to undermine the peaceful transition of power." And that's why Flynn was investigated source: mediaite.com   |   share: 65   Wed November 25, 2020       FBI investigating Sen. David Perdue for insider trading. Chris Wray and the Wraymen heard rumbling in the background source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 79         Annnnd. Here. We. Go source: axios.com   |   share: 166         Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says 'screw it' and fires the last whistle blower in his office despite ongoing FBI investigation source: texastribune.org   |   share: 41   Fri November 20, 2020       The FBI has renewed their investigation into Giuliani's work involving the Hunter Biden laptop hoax. "The ongoing probe is examining whether Giuliani is wittingly or unwittingly part of a Russian influence operation" source: cnn.com   |   share: 75   Wed November 18, 2020       Noted Scumbag, and sometimes Texas attorney general, is under FBI investigation for the obvious crimes he has committed source: apnews.com   |   share: 43   Tue November 17, 2020       That "US military seized a Scytl server from their offices in Germany that shows that Trump won" story? Well A) That'd be a job for the FBI b) Our military seizing anything in Germany would be an act of war and c) Scytl doesn't HAVE an Office there source: reuters.com   |   share: 132         Ponzi scheme suspect tries to flee FBI by hiding in a lake using underwater sea scooter source: krcrtv.com   |   share: 63   Thu November 12, 2020       Killing an innocent EMT in her own home isn't even the worst thing LMPD has been up to recently - 738,000 documents detailing sexual abuse of minors by LMPD officers were "allowed to be deleted" after LMPD "erroneously" claimed the FBI had them source: amp.courier-journal.com   |   share: 160   Wed November 11, 2020       Former FBI director McCabe to Senate Panel: Why did we open up the "Crossfire Hurricane" investigation into Trump and his ties to Russia in 2016? *Flips open 6 in thick notepad* Have you got a few hours? source: thehill.com   |   share: 25   Tue November 10, 2020       Another Cincinnati Councilman arrested for public corruption by the FBI. At least this time it was a Republican so it seems that they're trying to keep things balanced with their arrests source: wcpo.com   |   share: 34   Mon November 09, 2020       Woman demands free Chick-fil-A after claiming she is an FBI agent, surprisingly not Florida source: ozarksfirst.com   |   share: 46   Fri November 06, 2020       So a rather shady character paid a PI $2500 to put tracking devices on the vehicles of two top officials in the Missouri governor's office. He told the PI it was about not getting a government contract, things got weird, the FBI is investigating source: kctv5.com   |   share: 15

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