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Thu July 19, 2018
	Even Trump's hand-picked FBI director says the Russians are meddling in the 2018 elections source: politicususa.com \| share:	41
	Having vanquished He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Skeletor calls for disbanding the FBI source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	43

Wed July 18, 2018
	Dios, hay grabaciones source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
	In addition to channeling Russian money to the NRA, Maria Butina was playing, "This is your rifle, this is your gun" with a 56-year-old American citizen source: rawstory.com \| share:	99
	Mariia Butina had packed her things and getting ready to flee the country when she was arrested. You have to wonder how she knew the jig was up. It's almost as if someone with access to the case tipped her off source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	68
	Will Maria beg for forgiveness (and work with the prosecution)? Will US Person 1&2 suddenly meet FBI Agent 1&2? Will Donnie botch his non-walk back walk back? THIS is your mid-week Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump) source: twitter.com \| share:	125

Tue July 17, 2018
	Michael Cohen says, FBI good, Trump bad. Also, his cousin Sacha Baron is a funny guy source: foxnews.com \| share:	58
	Trump keeps questioning why the DNC didn't turn over its server because he doesn't understand anything about the cyber source: motherboard.vice.com \| share:	88

Sat July 14, 2018
	Obviously it's the black guy's fault. Asinine, Stupid and Dumbass tags fight three-way battle for supremacy source: aol.com \| share:	131
	After Congress found out that FBI agents are annoyingly preoccupied with facts and the law and can explain both when asked, Lisa Page's testimony was held in a closed session yesterday source: cnn.com \| share:	67

Fri July 13, 2018
		Strzok's testimony was a trap to make the GOP look bad source: foxnews.com \| share:	175

Thu July 12, 2018
	Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse source: thehill.com \| share:	45
	Apple employee accused of screwing with China by attempting to give them Apple's self-driving tech secrets source: arstechnica.com \| share:	9
	Papadopoulos's wife has no intelligence to give source: politico.com \| share:	38

Tue July 10, 2018
		Dancing FBI agent reloaded. Clear the dance floor source: thehill.com \| share:	101

Mon July 09, 2018
	Devin Nunes hasn't spoken to anyone on the Intelligence Committee for months. But he's sure pretending like he has been source: rawstory.com \| share:	36
	Giuliani: here, let me help you make your obstruction case, Mr. Mueller source: cnn.com \| share:	47

Sun July 08, 2018
		You would think that being under investigation for producing ISIS propaganda would be a pretty good reason for denying a handgun permit source: startribune.com \| share:	109

Sat July 07, 2018
		Step right up, Maryland, your college basketball program is the next recipient of FBI subpoenas source: deadspin.com \| share:	17

Mon July 02, 2018
		Disgraced GOP finance chair to stop paying hush money to woman he didn't have sex with source: thehill.com \| share:	23

Fri June 29, 2018
	Usually sentencing happens pretty quickly after a guilty plea. For Michael Flynn it's going to be more than nine months for some strange reason that nobody seems to be discussing source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	70
	Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	24

Thu June 28, 2018
		If you are a Congressman trying to derail the Mueller investigation to protect Trump, having an entire hearing room erupt in laughter after you dramatically accuse the FBI of hiding information, was PROBABLY not the reaction you were going for source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	118

Tue June 26, 2018
		Paul Ryan has stumbled upon the perfect alibi to explain to voters why they aren't seeing any of the promised benefits from the Tax bill: Well, the bill WOULD HAVE worked, if it weren't for Trump's meddling tariffs source: thehill.com \| share:	103

Fri June 22, 2018
		It's gone beyond witch hunts. FBI subpoenas Pecker in Karen McDougal case. Poenas source: theguardian.com \| share:	52

Tue June 19, 2018
	Wite pride strikes again source: abc12.com \| share:	75
	Democrats: Why was the NY FBI field office leaking confidential information about an ongoing investigation to Rudy Giuliani during the campaign? source: reuters.com \| share:	97

Fri June 15, 2018
	Two-foot crater ensues after lawnmower apparently trips landmine in Pennsyltucky source: 6abc.com \| share:	47
	FBI obtained "731 pages of Signal and WhatsApp messages" from Cohen's phone. Also, they have call logs source: twitter.com \| share:	243
	Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag source: rawstory.com \| share:	318
	Stimulus response, IG report edition source: twitter.com \| share:	126

Thu June 14, 2018
	Sessions warns IG report on Clinton email case could lead to more firings, apparently of people who have been fired already or have never worked for the FBI source: foxnews.com \| share:	32
	Trump orders the Inspector General to investigate his political enemies and it ends up implicating his own attorney for coordinating leaks with the NY FBI field office ahead of the election source: twitter.com \| share:	170
	Rats still on board, but lifeboats on standby source: thehill.com \| share:	26
	Will Comey be responsible single-handedly for Trump? Will McCabe get shiat on? And what ever happened to those NY FBI agents that were leaking to Giuliani? THIS is your DOJ IG Report thread. (Report released ~2pm today) source: politico.com \| share:	109
	In other news, scammers from Nigeria are still making lots of money off people source: pennlive.com \| share:	9
	Guess who's to blame for Putin invading Crimea. That's right. Obama source: rawstory.com \| share:	36

Tue June 12, 2018
		Denver FBI agent that shot someone after attempting sick dance moves has turned himself in and will face charges source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	83

Sat June 09, 2018
	Democrats demand FBI probe into Scott Pruitt's Chick-Fil-A scandal, possibly by standing on their hind legs and spelling out 'Investigat Mor Pruitt' on a billboard source: aol.com \| share:	52
	Trump doesn't rule out pardoning Paul Manafort. Because innocent people always need a Presidential pardon after getting caught red handed tampering with witness testimony, right? source: cnn.com \| share:	100

Fri June 08, 2018
		From the crapshow at the G7 summit to the seemingly unreal news about Anthony Bourdain what a craptastic day. FHF indeed. In good news, Mueller filed a new indictment against Manafort. Bring your popcorn and drink for our MSNBC thread at 8 p.m. ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	1154

Thu June 07, 2018
	And the list of GOP Congresscritters saying the FBI acted appropriately continues to grow. Gowdy, Ryan, and now Sen. Burr source: cnn.com \| share:	71
	Former Fox News analyst tears into Sean Hannity: "How can you do this? How can you lie to our country? How can you knowingly attack our Constitution, the bedrock of our system of government, the bedrock of our country?" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	89

Wed June 06, 2018
	That router malware the FBI told us about last week? Yeah, it's worse than we thought source: arstechnica.com \| share:	40
	Former FBI Deputy Director McCabe is seeking legal immunity in exchange for his testimony on the FBI's handling of the investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server source: thehill.com \| share:	62
	Draft report finds Comey extremely insubordinate and grossly rebukes Loretta Lynch; which should teach them a valuable life lesson source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
	Face it, Donnie, now that Speaker Liftbro has spoken out against your criminal behavior, you're toast source: wfaa.com \| share:	75

Tue June 05, 2018
		Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag) source: metro.co.uk \| share:	91

Mon June 04, 2018
	You'd never guess it, but apparently being called axe-grinding partisans out to illegitimately frame what is obviously a ludicrously corrupt president kind of gets under the FBI's skin a little source: vanityfair.com \| share:	149
	Trump knows how to do the Sith Mind Trick. Good thing it only works on weak-minded fools, so our government and electorate should be- ...oh, dear source: axios.com \| share:	47

Sun June 03, 2018
		Trump allies have Trey Gowdy's tiny little head in their crosshairs after he shoots down Trump's 'Spygate' theory source: politico.com \| share:	37

Fri June 01, 2018
		The most effective way to get a presidential pardon is to: A) Start a charity B) Mentor disadvantaged youth C) Appear on a reality show the president used to host and produce source: nypost.com \| share:	21

Thu May 31, 2018
	Trump wants to pardon Blagojevich and Martha Stewart, Trudeau trumps Trump on tariffs and Samantha Bee's job threatened for telling the truth. This is your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	1060
	Hannity loses it after Trey Gowdy destroys Spygate source: mediaite.com \| share:	115
	This is why you spend the extra $20 to get the cross-cut model, people: The DOJ is currently piecing back together a number of documents found in Michael Cohen's office shredder, which was also seized during the raid source: thehill.com \| share:	126

Wed May 30, 2018
	Giuliani says Trump might possibly be willing to consider an interview with Mueller if he first gets to see what evidence they have. This is totally normal for a suspect to demand source: thehill.com \| share:	44
	Why didn't the FBI warn Trump about Russian meddling? That's a good question. And it has a good answer: They did, on July 19, 2016 source: msnbc.com \| share:	65

Tue May 29, 2018
		The FBI would like you to reboot your router. The CIA can handle updating your toaster just fine, though source: nytimes.com \| share:	175

Mon May 28, 2018
		The investigation into Trump and Russia did not start with Drunkadopoulos, but with highly classified signal intelligence from various allied and domestic intelligence agencies source: observer.com \| share:	133

Sun May 27, 2018
		Quakertown, PA is booming source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	50

Sat May 26, 2018
		Nicole Wallace sighs and stops reading Trump's Tweets live on the air; "These are just lies" source: thehill.com \| share:	164

Fri May 25, 2018
	Looks like the Russians also hacked thousands of routers, reports Reuters source: reuters.com \| share:	55
	No one expects a Spanish infiltration source: yahoo.com \| share:	188
	Because Cohen used his Trump.org email to conduct his taxi business, the FBI can potentially search a decade of all his emails source: forward.com \| share:	85
	Rudy "Kamikaze" Guiliani: Oh Trump's lawyer only crashed that secret briefing about the FBI's informant because Trump ordered him to. What? What did I say? Why is everyone looking at me? source: thehill.com \| share:	55
	Border Patrol declares illegal immigrant season open source: nbcnews.com \| share:	155

Thu May 24, 2018
	Huh, now why would the FBI do a document dump on known pedophilic trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein? Bonus: Done just before the adults were forced to give the classified dumbass session on Capitol Hill source: twitter.com \| share:	240
	Trump told a confidant that he wanted to brand the FBI informant a "spy" because he thought it made it sound more nefarious and would help him turn public opinion against the probe source: thehill.com \| share:	93
	FX executive plans to turn the FBI Mail Robot from "The Americans" into an actual mail robot to roam the halls of the FX offices source: vanityfair.com \| share:	14
	Traffic on Fox and Breitbart just dropped by 90 percent source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	62

Wed May 23, 2018
	News: Kushner spent 7 hrs with investigators working for Robert Mueller last month. Fark: It was his second interview with them source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	112
	Jared Kushner finally passed his background check, Paul Ryan may have more time to get to the gym and flat head worms may become the new garden delicacy in France. Yep it's a WTF Wednesday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	647
	Sanders explains that the reason no Democratic Congress critters were invited to the briefing about the FBI's informant is: They didn't ask. Adding that it's unclear why Democrats would "consider themselves randomly invited to see something they never asked to" source: politico.com \| share:	51
	Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing source: cnn.com \| share:	94
	The FBI's "highest priority seems to have been protecting Trump from being damaged" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	73

Tue May 22, 2018
	CIA, FBI, and NSA: We concluded Russia definitely farked with our election to help Trump in our report last year. DHS: There's a report? Sen. Mark Warner: Oh FFS seriously people? source: motherjones.com \| share:	130
	"We're in Venezuela" says A) your tour guide. 2) Your pilot. Or iii) your FBI agents upon learning that Trump is dumb enough to think he was being spied on and not investigated for crimes against America source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	99
	Oh, nothing, just the FBI investigating whether Missouri governor Eric Greitens might have attempted to bribe state lawmakers to vote against his impeachment source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Mon May 21, 2018
	Rep. Matt Goetz: "Jeff Sessions is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome." But I thought Finland hated the Russians source: mediaite.com \| share:	49
	Trump: The FBI planted a secret informer in my campaign to make it look like the Russians were infiltrating it Reality: The FBI warned the Trump campaign that Russians were trying to infiltrate it long before the election even happened source: nbcnews.com \| share:	129
	Fox News' Maria Baritomo: DOJ, FBI, IRS, CIA "were all involved in trying to take down Donald Trump" No word on whether the Reverse Vampires, the Trilateral Commission, or Steve Gutenberg were also in on it source: thehill.com \| share:	158
	Stopping Mueller to protect us all. Warning: the stupid it burns source: thehill.com \| share:	182

Sun May 20, 2018
		Mueller: September (Narrator: he said no such thing) source: cnbc.com \| share:	130

Sat May 19, 2018
	Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant source: wftv.com \| share:	178
	NYT knows the name of the FBI informant but refuses to name him out of fear for their safety from rabid grapefruit farkers source: mobile.nytimes.com \| share:	124
	Somebody "at the top of the Treasury Department" hid Cohen's suspicious transactions from the FBI, the DEA, and the NY District Attorney source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	71

Fri May 18, 2018
	Man lies to FBI about being kidnapped by motorcycle gang, just wanted to start a new life, gets his wish source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	20
	Trump decides to prepare for the Mueller interview the same way OJ tried to find his wife's murderer source: msnbc.com \| share:	90
	Please note: if you're going to call in bomb threats to mosques, the FBI is in possession of a cunning technology known as "caller ID" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	42
	Reports of shots fired at Trump golf course. One person in custody, no reports of injuries source: cnn.com \| share:	56
	Giuliani says Mueller has narrowed the scope of questions for an interview with Trump to what they know the answers to source: thehill.com \| share:	58
	Trump would happily tell the truth, if only people would stop calling him a liar source: foxnews.com \| share:	47

Thu May 17, 2018
	D.B. Cooper mystery finally solved. Again source: foxnews.com \| share:	110
	Giuliani: We would be the 'laughing stock of lawyers' if we let Trump testify. Would be? source: thehill.com \| share:	115

Wed May 16, 2018
		Science has determined the twelve occupations serial killers most often have source: metro.co.uk \| share:	18

Tue May 15, 2018
		FBI crime stats show 142 hate crimes against straight people. Fark: literally all of them either couldn't be verified or were actually anti-gay hate crimes source: propublica.org \| share:	49

Mon May 14, 2018
		Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	134

Sun May 13, 2018
		Senate chairman Sen. Grassley: Comey said FBI agents saw no sign General Flynn lied. So big lie source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	30

Sat May 12, 2018
		From the "What the Fark" case files: court rules against the FBI, saying the Feds can't threaten to deport legal immigrants and add them to the no-fly-list for the heinous crime of refusing to become informants source: techdirt.com \| share:	33

Thu May 10, 2018
	Laura Ingraham accuses the media of embarrassing itself source: mediaite.com \| share:	47
	McCain: Yeah, I gave Comey the Steele dossier. And I'd do it again. Drops mic source: foxnews.com \| share:	98
	The subpoena from Devin Nunes (R-ussia) requests "all documents" related to a longtime CIA and FBI intelligence source. "That is the only material the subpoena seeks" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	119

Wed May 09, 2018
	Will it be a bloody Harvest for Phillip and Elizabeth? Is Stan's wife a spy or just really creepy? Will Henry ever be relevant? Is anyone still watching? It's The Americans' fourth-to-last episode, 10 PM Eastern source: imdb.com \| share:	27
	Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains source: dallasnews.com \| share:	13

Mon May 07, 2018
		Comey: still more trusted than Trump source: newsweek.com \| share:	40

Sat May 05, 2018
		It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell source: thehill.com \| share:	88

Thu May 03, 2018
	Well, Cosby, Polanski and Weinstein will just form their own Academy then. Nyahhh source: nydailynews.com \| share:	37
	Comey criticizes Giuliani for comparing FBI agents to 'stormtroopers', says they have better aim for starters source: politico.com \| share:	65
	WaPo: we didn't bother learning much about Trump before the election, who imagined there would be so many problems? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	118
	Shep Smith says Fox News is staging a concerted effort to influence Trump to avoid a Mueller interview. Sounds like they think Trump is chicken. Bok bok buh-GOCK source: thehill.com \| share:	72

Wed May 02, 2018
		Hillary's weekly announcement of people who stole the election from her is getting as stale as "OJ Simpson looking for the real killers" jokes source: thehill.com \| share:	125

Tue May 01, 2018
		Apparently, Liberty University has "professors," and one of them thinks that Pizzagate needs to be investigated by the FBI source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	118

Mon April 30, 2018
	In light of the recent FBI raids on his office, home and even hotel room, the $228,000 the Trump 2020 campaign has paid to Mickey Cohen's attorney looks less like "Legal consulting" and more like "witness tampering" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	81
	Trey Gowdy says Yeah, we issued a report but it ain't all that, and if you want to know what really happened then wait for Mueller's report source: cbsnews.com \| share:	29

Sun April 29, 2018
		MMA fighter with links to Trump, Cohen is questioned by FBI. And in case you were wondering why, just take a guess what country Fedor Emelianenko is from source: apnews.com \| share:	106

Fri April 27, 2018
	Trump will delay the JFK assassination records until 2021 source: politico.com \| share:	73
	Michael Cohen had 16 cell phones seized and imaged by the FBI. Who else has 16 cell phones? source: twitter.com \| share:	265

Thu April 26, 2018
		Trump to Comey: of course I didn't spend the night in Moscow. Trump to Fox News hosts, now that flight records have been found: of course I spent the night in Moscow source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	96

Wed April 25, 2018
	James Comey's tell-all memoir sells 600,000 copies in its first week, which is roughly one for every lie Trump has uttered since taking office source: politicususa.com \| share:	47
	Hey, anyone seen Jared or Ivanka lately? source: rawstory.com \| share:	115
	The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	131
	Mueller exceeded the limits of his Special Counsel authority by having the FBI investigate Paul Manafort in 2013 and 2014 source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	79

Tue April 24, 2018
	Supertroll of the day: asking the president if he will pardon Cohen source: businessinsider.com \| share:	139
	Michael Flynn Jr says his dad didn't lie to Pence about his contacts with Russian ambassador Kislyak. That means Pence lied about it and the whole justification for firing Flynn is a lie. Or Jr.'s just talking out of his ass again. #PIZZAGATE source: cnn.com \| share:	65

Mon April 23, 2018
		The FBI is struggling to find good hackers who aren't also potheads source: nydailynews.com \| share:	60

Sun April 22, 2018
	It's Sunday, so of course Kellyanne Conway goes on CNN and gets her scales all ruffled up source: cnn.com \| share:	137
	In today's edition of "Is He Lying or is it Dementia?" Trump denies ever speaking to a reporter who has interviewed him multiple times source: thehill.com \| share:	133

Sat April 21, 2018
		No Donnie, I'm just as confused as you source: rawstory.com \| share:	136

Fri April 20, 2018
	Trump's legal team preparing for the inevitable source: thehill.com \| share:	336
	Smallville cultist Chloe collared source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	82
	Trumpenfuror pressed KKKeebler Elf to fire FBI agents for sending anti-Trump texts source: vox.com \| share:	109

Wed April 18, 2018
		Trump is really hoping you've forgotten he told Lester Holt that the Russia thing was on his mind when he fired FBI Director Comey, as he now claims Russia had nothing to do with it source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	108

Tue April 17, 2018
	Corey Lewandowski blames James Comey for not protecting Boston from the Marathon terror bombing, which took place months before Comey became FBI Director. Then he gets really stupid source: rawstory.com \| share:	68
	Some ex-FBI agents say that Comey is hurting the FBI by publicly clashing with Trump, you know, not the repeated attempts by Trump to politicize the agency, or fire anyone investigating him source: theguardian.com \| share:	28
	Yep. He's a goner. Fox news Issues a statement saying Sean Hannity has the network's "full support" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	129
	No matter what sides you're on, Comey's right about one thing. The President of the United States demanding Americans get arrested, jailed because he doesn't like them, for what they say can never be normal source: jacksonville.com \| share:	137
	James Comey is very concerned he's never seen Donald Trump laugh source: rawstory.com \| share:	111

Mon April 16, 2018
	Well, Hannity is Cohen's mystery client. Sean is saying Michael didn't really represent him. Oh dear lord. It's going to be a crazy week and it's only your Monday MSNBC thread. The party starts at 8 p.m. ET, but the bar is always now open for you source: msnbc.com \| share:	1222
	Say what you want about Kellyanne Conway, the girl has stamina. She went 28 minutes with Chris Cuomo this morning and didn't acknowledge any facts, not even once source: thehill.com \| share:	95

Fri April 13, 2018
	Uh Oh, the FBI had covert search warrants on Michael Cohen's email addresses for "Months". Grab your folding chair and approach the thread in a "This is going to be good" fashion source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	157
	I.G. finds former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe repeatedly misled investigators. Tweetarrhea coming source: nytimes.com \| share:	236
	In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office source: mediaite.com \| share:	55

Thu April 12, 2018
	Trump may or may not bomb Syria. It's like he is backing away from a red line. The feds are looking into communications between The National Enquirer and Cohen. Power is out again in Puerto Rico. The MSNBC party starts at 8 PM ET, but the bar is now open source: msnbc.com \| share:	1090
	Some guy says Michael Cohen is going to jail for a very long time. Oh, that guy just happens to be the former US Attorney for the Southern District of New York source: cnn.com \| share:	134
	Lordy. In a preview of James Comey's upcoming Sunday night interview with ABC News the former FBI director compares Trump to a mob boss source: axios.com \| share:	117

Wed April 11, 2018
	Apparently one of the things the FBI agents who raided Mickey Cohen's office were looking for was any records Cohen had related to the now-famous "Access Hollywood" tape source: nytimes.com \| share:	247
	Noted citrus fancier Devin Nunes is threatening to "impeach" Rod Rosenstein and FBI director Christopher Wray if they don't hand over the document showing exactly who Mueller is authorized to investigate-which he needs because,..err..reasons source: thehill.com \| share:	120
	Bobby Three Sticks: Oh, gentlemen, one more thing. Tell Donnie that while you all were talking with me about his latest refusal to blah blah, his lawyer, Cohen, was raided by the FBI. Now you boys have a nice day source: cnn.com \| share:	55
	Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	76

Tue April 10, 2018
	White House reporter April Ryan:"Does President Trump consider stepping down?" Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders clutches pearls:"How DARE you?" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	119
	White House says President Trump "certainly believes he has the power" to fire Mueller. Well, he also believes he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history, so there's that source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	110
	Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power" source: thehill.com \| share:	71
	Seth Meyers wasn't able to take a closer look at the FBI's raid on Trump's lawyer last night because his wife gave birth in a lobby source: news.avclub.com \| share:	19
	"If Cohen had a lump of coal in his ass the moment those search warrants arrived, he could have popped out a diamond"...this and other great lines on how Michael Cohen is responding to the FBI raid yesterday source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	88

Mon April 09, 2018
	Trump responds to the FBI raid on the offices of his personal attorney so it's time to play Bullshiat Bingo and the words are: "witch hunt", "unfairness", "ridiculous", "disgrace", "very terrible mistake", "attack on our country" and "no collusion" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	173
	Trump says he'll make a decision about Syria in 48 hours. The FBI raids the office of Michael Cohen. Oh boy, it's going to be a long week and it's only your manic Monday MSNBC evening thread @ 8 PM ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	1330
	"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US source: thehill.com \| share:	118
	NSC mouth departs as ass comes in source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8

Fri April 06, 2018
	All your Backpage are belong to U.S. source: wtop.com \| share:	172
	The ongoing mystery surrounding Sessions's pick to probe the FBI source: thehill.com \| share:	56

Thu April 05, 2018
	3 KS men on trial for plotting the massacre of local Muslims are going with the defense that they were all talk and weren't actually going to do it. So it doesn't help that one told a undercover FBI agent:"We're already farking domestic terrorists" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	66
	Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables source: krtv.com \| share:	66

Tue April 03, 2018
		"Hi, I'm Andrew McCabe. After my recent firing, I would appreciate even one dollar for my legal fu-WHOA WHOA WHOA, it's ok, I'm good" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	98

Mon April 02, 2018
	Attorney Joe DiGenova who was, along with his wife, set to join Trump's legal team until a conflict of interest ethically and legally prevented them from doing so; says that they are STILL "playing {Trump's} lawyers on TV...and in real life:" source: politico.com \| share:	48
	Former FBI agent says Fox is damaging the agency, Scully better represents their approach to investigation source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Fri March 30, 2018
	Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections source: politicususa.com \| share:	25
	James Earl Ray was framed for the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. This worldview brought to you by: a) Modern-day neo-Nazis and white nationalists, b) Deep-state conspiracy theorists, or c) MLK's family source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	49
	Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty source: wptv.com \| share:	181

Thu March 29, 2018
	Repeat a lie often enough and the DoJ inspector general will take it seriously source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	26
	'Crying Nazi' hopes to become 'Crying FBI Informant' source: aol.com \| share:	27
	Accused mail bomber previously called 911 to report terrorists talking to him through his knees. Officials suspect involvement of Axl Rose and his 'Sha na na na na na na' terror group source: komonews.com \| share:	29
	If the panic on display is real, it seems one of the InfoWars guys got arrested by the FBI for being a Russian agent and has testified before the grand jury. No, not Alex Jones source: twitter.com \| share:	123
	Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy source: wkyt.com \| share:	30

Tue March 27, 2018
		Chris Steele also sent a secret memo to the FBI alleging that the founder of RT didn't die "accidentally" as Washington D.C. police concluded, but was actually killed in an organized hit by Putin source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	69

Mon March 26, 2018
	Maybe if you're part of a cyber-criminal gang that stole almost a billion Euros, stay out of the EU where they have real police? Try a sparsely populated banana republic where the police are easily bribed. Just saying source: bbc.com \| share:	15
	Court motion reveals the Pulse gunman's father was an FBI informant, surprising many with the fact that there are FBI informants who are not connected with the Trump campaign source: clickorlando.com \| share:	33

Sat March 24, 2018
		"Not in my worst nightmares did I dream my FBI career would end this way," an essay by Andrew McCabe source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	73

Fri March 23, 2018
	Entire city of Atlanta being held hostage, negotiations underway over whether or not to pay source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47
	The FBI is looking for a dork with a classy mugshot source: oregonlive.com \| share:	38

Thu March 22, 2018
(Some Guy)	Federal trial for $1.5 million in fraud is underway for one of Fark's favorite former Texas congressmen, Steve "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted" Stockman source: houstonpublicmedia.org \| share:	10
	James Comey weighs film and TV offers for his memoirs. Finally a movie about an FBI director that won't need staff from both the men's and women's wardrobe departments source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	10

Wed March 21, 2018
	Nothing to see here. Just that McCabe had overseen a criminal probe into Sessions around his Congressional testimony source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	58
	Will Donnie tweet his praise for the FBI and then blame them for all of life's miseries? Will CA get a third undercover drop? Why is ALEC working with the Chinese? THIS is your Trump rumor/speculation thread "wtf Wednesday edition" (~5pm news dump) source: twitter.com \| share:	82
	Having spent months criticizing the FBI, Trump praises them for causing the Austin bombing suspect to kill himself source: twitter.com \| share:	80
	The US government's BIE rules are the same as Fark's BIE rules source: theroot.com \| share:	76

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