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Fri March 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federico Klein, former Trump appointee charged in Capitol riot, wants jail cell without cockroaches. Cockroaches: "You don't seem to understand. You're not locked in here with US. We're locked in here with YOU"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every actor must dream of the day they will find themselves trending on Twitter and today is Jay Johnston's day. In other news: No one at the FBI ever watched Mr. Show
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You're a former city councilman for Parkersburg, WV. You need a stool and an iPad power station. Where do you shop? At the January 6 Take Back Our Country Sale in the US Capitol, of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump State Apartment Appointee arrested on charges stemming from the Jan 6th insurrection
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds are on it. "The data gathered so far includes indications of contact with lawmakers in the days around January 6, as well as communications between alleged rioters discussing their associations with members of Congress"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI Director Christopher Wray: FBI investigators have not seen "any evidence" of Antifa in Capitol riot. Probably because it doesn't exist
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Alex Jones admits on camera that he hates Trump and that he's only in it for the money
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
FBI director, Chris Wray, is in the hotseat today as he gets grilled over the insurrection. (Hearing starts at 10am)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist to FBI: "Try investigating deez nuts with ya chin 🤷" FBI to Capitol insurrectionist: "Duhhhh, okay 😘"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawyers for 18-year-old insurrectionist want him to be released to his parents, since they've obviously done such a good job of raising him so far
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
300 charged, 542 files opened, 200,000 tips received: The American people are enthusiastically identifying Trump terrorists and having them arrested. Tag is for the amateur sleuths
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Fri February 26, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man fired for wearing employer's logo to Treasonpalooza. No, not the Maryland one. OR the Ohio one. This genius is from California, and said employer was not amused
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real story here is that Vanilla Coke existed in 1981
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today is the 28th anniversary of the 9/11 practice run at the World Trade Center
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI informant and Proud Boys leader says he has "no sympathy" for lawmakers terrorized during the Jan 6th riots that he was conveniently unable to attend thanks to being busted a day earlier and required to stay out of DC as a bail condition
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Police are investigating whether Lady Gaga was targeted because she sang at Biden's inauguration
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When a business you've patronized for 30 years is happy to turn you in to the FBI, you must be quite the pleasant chap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tower, this is American Airlines 161. We just had something just go over us. It looks just like a long, cylindrical, enormous--Wang, pay attention. Don't get distracted by that giant flying--Wiener? Any of you want another wiener?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
35 Capitol Police officers are under investigation for Capitol riot. 6 have had police powers suspended. .. Bonus: FBI warning about violence was sent to FBI agents embedded with Capitol Police who did not forward it to anyone. This is not fine
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump rioters could face up to 10 years in prison because of an executive action signed by their leader meant to target BLM protesters
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(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
So it turns out that based upon the FBI charging documents, the January 6th Capitol rioters used Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter *FAR* more than Parler and Gab to plan their assault. But this won't be greenlit, because reasons
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What is it about New Mexico and Aliens?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Government to destroy TWA 800 for the second time
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Remember that Kentucky (now ex-) nurse who was bursting with pride over her little treason tour of the Capitol? Because the FBI certainly does
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Friend of Oath Keeper Jessica Watkins argues that she should get bail because she is not dangerous, she is just a brainwashed idiot
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hurr durr me livestream self in Capitol doing treason because have big smart brain
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you a member of Congress? Were you on your phone during the Jan. 6 insurrection? Yeah, thanks to some special emergency powers, the FBI already is already balls-deep in this information
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Deathbed confession of former NYPD policeman raises new questions about the assassination of civil rights leader Malcolm X
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's your third party like there's no tomorrow
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Plea boys
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Dakota man finds out that whole "international waters" thing is just a myth, and you actually CAN be charged with crimes committed on the high seas
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Sun February 21, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Feds take down a "non profit" organization that was funneling dark money to corrupt political officials in Ohio. Watch this, it's going to get bigger
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine
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Sat February 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI, jk?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Congress, We are happy to receive your order for recurring shipments of documents related to the Capitol attack. Enclosed is your first shipment. More shipments will follow. Sincerely, FBI
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Husband and wife looking at separate living quarters in retirement
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house
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Wed February 17, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man leaves loaded 9 mm handgun in his bag. Attempts to board aircraft. FBI notified, and he's permitted to fly. The county police are holding the gun for safekeeping, and no charges are expected. In other news, Betty White is 99 and still working
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yarrrr, the leader of the Oathkeepers announces that he's not finished being a terrorist, matey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just can't get enough Lowered Expectations profile pics? Then the FBI has a real treat for you
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler.fbi.gov
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What? I'm getting arrested for sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair? THANKS, MOM
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former FBI assistant director calls Capitol riot "a form of terrorism". Subby's afraid that thanks to Republican complicity and denialism it won't be its final form
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(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI arrests Kentucky militia members connected with Boogaloo Bois for taking part in the Jan 6th riot and attack on police. No, not THAT one, another one
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Thu February 11, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that "hack" of the water treatment plant was more of a "all computers shared the same password for remote access and appeared to be connected directly to the Internet without any type of firewall protection installed"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like Trump, a majority of the people arrested for Capitol riot had a history of financial trouble. Birds of a feather flock to overturn the government together?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Jan 6 mob attack on the US Capitol was a "staged hoax", according to: A) Your nutty aunt's Facebook rant, B) Some teenaged troll on Reddit, C) Michigan GOP's highest ranking elected official
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio has the highest number of extremist groups per capita because people tend to get angry when they realize they are living in Ohio
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Yale grad student murdered. Police plan to investigate every Harvard student
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
"Radical Jew Slayer" arrested in Texas for selling a AM-15 to an undercover contact. Scary tag is for how connected these types are in the country. TFA has some better information than the regular Fark linked articles
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Mon February 08, 2021
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Hacker raises sodium hydroxide levels in water treatment plant, no lye
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-You kidding me?) thinks that the most important question about the insurrection is: What did House Speaker Nancy Pelosi know, and when did she know it? Ron Johnson is wrong
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I don't like that guy. He's owes me money and he's supposed to be in rehab. Yeah, that's him spraying that Capitol cop with mace
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Snake found in library book. It's ok because it was in the "Hisstory" section
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Translation: The FBI is looking for one of my shiatty kids
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rashida Tlaib gets emotional discussing the death threats she and her family have received from believers in QAnonsense like Marjorie Greene
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Horned Capitol intruder escapes non-organic jail
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, the moral of this story is, if you ARE going to participate in a riot, don't show up drunk and an hour late for your bus ride back home. It might annoy one of your fellow passengers enough that they drop a dime on you to the FBI
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to insurrectionists, the feds appear to be all out of bubble gum
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Thu February 04, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Feds raid modest hovel of economically anxious man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving's about to become less awkward for one family now that a certain member is likely to spend them gnawing on festive slabs of prison Nutraloaf
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Officials urge heightened awareness during largest national distraction of the year
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you're going to assault a Capitol police officer on video, try not being on parole in one state AND having an outstanding warrant from another, genius
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats introduce resolution denouncing white supremacists. Let's see which Republicans want to admit they and/or their state is pro-white supremacist
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(AP News)
 
 
 
FBI agents shot during attempt to serve warrant in Sunrise, Florida [Update: three agents also wounded, suspect dead]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham, who does not understand how threats work, says Republicans will "want the FBI to come in" if Democrats call witnesses in the impeachment trial
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
FBI memos and reports obtained by historian and writer Aaron Leonard now show that senior FBI officials played key roles in planning the raid and the subsequent cover-up. "It was approved at the highest level," says attorney Jeff Haas
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin will forward your Capitol riot video to the FBI if you come for her
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(State College)
 
 
 
You probably wonder why the Vintage tag. Well, seems one of the people who attacked the Capitol wore a varsity jacket and wanted to "bum rush the [W]hite [H]ouse and take it over." Fear not, America, he's been turned over... to his mother
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI agents: We need your help to identify Capitol insurrectionists. Twitter: The guy wore an outfit with his phone number on it. Are you even trying?
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Sun January 31, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"You might be forgiven for thinking 'maybe there's something in it' . . . That is until you access logic and reason and accept that Nintendo really has no desire to kill the people who play its games"
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Are you sure this is how John Dillinger started?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Capitol rioter reading list: "Advanced Improvised Explosives," "Explosive Dusts," "Incendiaries," "The Box Tube MAC-11: The Ultimate DIY Machine Pistol," "Ragnar's Big Book of Homemade Weapons," and "The Advanced Anarchist's Arsenal"
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Fri January 29, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
D.C. bombs were brought to the party building long before time for the party
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio was an FBI informer. A licky boom boom down
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
White nationalist terrorism supporter outraged the FBI is targeting white nationalist terrorists
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If your double-secret insurrection of the Capitol involves reverse false-flag anti-antifa cosplay and walking in backwards saying "We were just leaving," then maybe you should find a hat that blends in. One that doesn't make your brain look tiny
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
I learned it from you, Dad
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook actually becomes useful for the first time in its miserable, failed existence
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty in plot to kidnap and execute the Michigan governor. Also admits that he was the model for that windup toy of the monkey with cymbals
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
True QAnon believer Mateo Q charged with attacking National Guardsmen, thinks Antifa meth is real, almost like he's projecting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So it turns out the head Proud Boy is really a rat king
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Tue January 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon realizes sedition is not a valid charitable enterprise
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Real rioters of genius happy to point themselves out in pictures of the violent mob invading the Capitol. Meanwhile the FBI announces a special on fish in a barrel
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
'Citizen Journalist' who claimed he was a credentialed press member posted before, during, and after the insurrection, arrested by the FBI. Turns out he only has 600 YouTube subscribers who now eagerly await his 'Farked Around and Found Out' vlog
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tattooing your face not only lowers your employability, it raises your identifiability, making it easier for the FBI to get an arrest warrant
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"In her Ohio hometown, she's known as an Army veteran who runs a bar and set up a small self-styled militia ... to help neighbors if tornadoes hit. To the FBI, she's a militant leader who ... stormed the US Capitol, encouraging others to do the same"
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DoJ debating whether or not to prosecute all of the Jan 6 insurrectionists because it would clog the toilets of justice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey commish: flashing your rifle during a remote Zoom meeting about denouncing the Proud Boys? Good move
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you are telling me I can get fired for storming my own Capitol? I can lose my job over some simple after-hours domestic terrorism? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks
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Fri January 22, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump has now lost Jacob Chansley aka "Dances with Nazis" aka "The Qanon Shaman" according to his lawyer: "He regrets very very much having...just been duped by the president"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The FBI is looking for Florida Man. I think he's over at Mar-a-Lago
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economic recovery continues under the Biden administration. "Wanted by the FBI" reward market sees a 50 percent gain
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Robust examination"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Comey says, since the Republican Party is only good at concentrating on camps, it should be burned to the ground. Start over. Start fresh minus the Nazis, the KKK and Ayn Rand
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
They say an "appliance store owner" was arrested for his role in the insurrection, but upon viewing pictures of his business, I think "Q Obsessed, Full-Blown Lunatic" is more appropriate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
See it: The moment FBI agents swarm heavily armed Capitol rioter in NYC. Remember to call your Doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys organizer Joe Biggs charged in attack on Capitol Building
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
White supremacists set up headquarters a few miles from Mar-A-Lago, as opposed to the one already set up inside as of this morning
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Grocer Kroger accidentally contributed to right wing terrorist groups
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHy Is TErrorist misspelled yet again?
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Apparently attempting to destroy 500 doses of Covid vaccine is only a misdemeanor in Wisconsin
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Several years too late, the FBI and DHS will do a threat assessment of QAnon. Wonder what changed?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Right on cue, two National Guard members are removed from protecting the inauguration of Joe Biden due to ties to right wing militia groups. No details on which groups
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
QAnon supporters have been discussing posing as National Guard members in DC and have been reviewing maps of vulnerable spots in the city
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Mon January 18, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
To be fair, if you really want to get the attention of police, setting your car on fire in front of the FBI building and making bomb threats is definitely a winning strategy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
BearSprayMan arrested for attacking Capitol cop. ManBearPig unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI investigating whether woman stole laptop from Pelosi's office to sell it to Russia
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I'm thinking of changing the name of my Wifi to 'FBI surveillance' to mess w my Trumper neighbors," additional passive aggressive suggestions encouraged
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Zero people showed up for a "MAGA Drag" planned in Connecticut for Trump supporters to drive to the state capitol. ZERO
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(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Area woman passionate defender of what she imagines protesting to be
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The monsters of America's long nightmare won't be able to hide under their mom's bed or in their mom's closet for long, even if mom lives in Russia
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda's terror attack was so bragged on social media that the FBI has 140,000 separate pieces of evidence--and counting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Entitled Texan believes she deserves a pardon after committing a federal crime on camera
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America. Since this is the Sun, he's most likely still alive and living in North America
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI arrests man seen smoking cigar during Capitol siege. BRILLIANT
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Washington DC has issued permits for exactly 2 protests on Inauguration Day, each of a max 100 people. "Individuals will be screened through magnetometers and escorted by the U.S. Park Police to the designated areas"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And here we have Dr. Frankenstein reporting on his monster
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda threats postpone Biden inauguration rehearsal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Bumble dating app has temporarily removed its political identification filter because women were setting honey traps for Trump seditionists
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jenna Ryan, the Texas real estate agent who took a private jet to the Capitol Riot and posted on Twitter "We just stormed the Capitol" is arrested for storming the Capitol. Bonus: Also said she wouldn't be cancelled, and has now been cancelled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In light of insurrection members being surprised of getting put on no-fly lists, you can show them this story by comic artist Bill Sienkiewicz on how he was visited by the FBI for asking someone to shake Trump's hand Trump-style
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chansley later told the FBI he did not mean the note as a threat but said the Vice President was a "child-trafficking traitor" and went on a long diatribe about Pence, Biden and other politicians as traitors
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fort Worth judge releases zip tie terrorist after discovering he was a middle aged white man
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Parler squeals
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The guy who threw the fire extinguisher is a retired....well....you can guess
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered"
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(Alaska News Source)
 
 
 
Time traveler manages to stop the Dimond Courthouse Siege of 2021 with a minor edit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right?
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
FBI searching for teenager for violating pretrial release, embarrassing COVID haircut
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Hello Nice FBI Lady, here are the links to the videos" of me doing crimes at the Capitol. It's a direct quote, but the transcripts do not indicate whether he said it in Jerry Lewis' voice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI & DHS: We totes warned the cops about a January Putsch. Reporter: Did you though? FBI & DHS: No, no we did not
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The FBI toasts Baked Alaska for live streaming the Capital Hill riot. Fellow travelers no doubt want to roast him instead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DHS didn't warn any agencies about the obvious threats on Jan 6 because they didn't want to piss off the MAGAS
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How it started versus how it's going: DC Edition
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Wed January 13, 2021
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
There's proper etiquette that should be followed during a civil rights' leader's funeral. For example, not yelling racial slurs
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who talked to the press about being in Nancy Pelosi's office? So did the FBI
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough demands the MAGAts be charged with seditious conspiracy and imprisoned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenny's got a gun. ......... Correction: Jenny lost her gun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
James Comey: If you went up those stairs, you committed a crime. You are going to be found. 'One thing the [FBI] does extremely well is reeeelentlessly track down people like this'
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you're out on a $103,000 bond, you probably should avoid participating in any insurrections
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
When things go from bad to worse: Russian backed website pops up to sell all of SolarWinds source code. And some FireEye. And Microsoft. And Cisco
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Farked around, they did. Find out, they will
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Tue January 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude with a secure, good paying job with benefits decides to call in sick to be part of the Capitol terrorists. You'll never believe what happens next
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pompeo has to cancel his farewell tour of Europe because nobody wants to meet with anyone associated with Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI report warned of "war at the Capitol". No indication of Panic at the Disco, however
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proving intelligence isn't exactly their forte, a suspect in the Capitol riots helpfully points out his picture on the FBI's suspect list on Facebook
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
GPS coordinates of over 600 videos posted to Parler by insurrectionists within and around the Capitol building
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
FBI and DOJ to hold a presser at 3 p.m. ET today regarding 6 January 2021 armed insurrection of US Capitol
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"McCarthy told members on the call that he has been receiving FBI briefings and it is clear that antifa was not behind this. That it was in fact right-wing extremists and QAnon adherents, and he urged members to stop spreading false information"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Doctor" Simone Gold, one of the nation's leading advocates of using hydroxychloroquine to treat Covid-19, participated in the Trump insurrection but now regrets that she did, so there's no need to be mad at her or anything. We good?
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(DW)
 
 
 
The Darknet got a little bit lighter today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what's on your playlist for January 20th?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it was a nice country while it lasted. FBI warns of armed protesters in all 50 state capitals and DC on the 20th
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI tracking several death threats against Pelosi, Biden and Kamala ahead of inauguration. Are they terrorists yet?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
FBI calls for help in finding 'Confederate flag guy,' pointing to the desperate urgency in closing the case before the vengeful spirit of William T. Sherman rises from the grave for burning revenge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI : armed protests at every state capitol are being planned from January 16-20. Looks like Y'all-Qaeda will try to overthrow democracy for their glorious orange leader
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes has a cow after Parler gets shut down
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lt. Col. Zip Ties was ratted out to the FBI by his ex-wife
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail
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Sun January 10, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Person #1 (with ziptie cuffs) has been arrested in TN by the FBI. Tag is for his intentions with the cuffs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Capitol Police can't say they did Nazi it coming
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FDNY confirms that its forces are the same that burn capitols
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shirtless man with furs and horned hat photographed on the Senate dais during the insurrection has been arrested by the FBI. Says he did it "at the request of the President that all 'patriots' come to D.C."
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Hannibal Lectern turns out to be Florida Man
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Zip Tie Guy has been identified. Thank farking God
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Capitol PD under investigation by the FBI for how easy the Capitol was raided and how quickly they found Pelosi's office
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
No matter how much the rest of sedition-con was a clown show, the zip-tie guys had deadly intent
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
While we're deciding what to do about elected officials who egged on the Jan 5 mob, how about we do something about the one demanding blood on inauguration day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist who got comfy in Pelosi's office will now get comfy behind bars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This week in kindergarten news: Lil' Donnie Fatso cries bigly when big meanie Mommy's Boy Mike won't do what he tells him to. "I don't want to be your friend anymore" screamed Donnie, capping off a big week of troublemaking and time-outs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ten security questions that need answered following the failed police response to the MAGA-Qaeda siege on Washington
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
FBI agents searching multiple Republican state lawmakers' offices at Tennessee legislative office building. No one seems to know why
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Thu January 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Capitol police officer Tanya Roberts actually not dead as reported earlier
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caught in the riots, a young Black woman walking home from work was held against her will, beaten, maced and assaulted by Trump terrorists for no other reason than being Black. If you recognize anyone in these horrifying photos, please contact the FBI
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News suddenly remembers Trump passed some sort of law making what the rioters did yesterday bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy, wasn't it something when they just let all those people who stormed the Capitol walk away? I mean, it's not like they don't have cameras in every corner of that building or something. Tick tock, traitors
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI is requesting pics of the President of the United States
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The pipebombs found at the RNC and DNC were legit
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Wed January 06, 2021
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
DC mayor Bowser has imposed a 6 p.m. curfew and invoked mutual aid agreements and is bringing in MD and VA state police, PG, Montgomery, Arlington, and even the Baltimore city police
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers have been warned of attacks by Iran as revenge for Soleimani. Thanks Trump
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The FBI has deemed the Christmas Day bombing in Nashville as not being a terrorist act
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The FBI traced Ghislaine Maxwell's calls to her lawyer and pulled GPS data, then deployed a Stingray to determine she was hiding in the last place anyone would look: Her house
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'll see your "medical researcher's house raided by police for saying things the governor didn't like" and raise you "state senate staffer 'aggressively questioned' by police at 8am over her boss' proposal for a restriction on police use of tear gas"
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Sun January 03, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville bomber's manifesto reads like a mashup of V and They Live. With no mention of 5G. Yet
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An FBI agent speaks out on the Blackwater pardons; "I'm embarrassed for our country"
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Explosive in the Nashville bombing was an extremely rare improvised thermobaric device. Homegrown fuel-air bombs ain't easy, says respected FBI bomb expert
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler's joke about the Nashville Bomber bombed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bomber's girlfriend told cops, FBI that he was making bombs. A YEAR AGO
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
The AT&T Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the lizard people, are forcing the adoption of 5G technology in a fiendish plot to steal the election. We're through the looking glass here, people
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Tue December 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aspen Colorado residents are out of gas
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
RV bomber didn't go by "Anthony Quinn Warner". Clearly claims that he was an Anon Q Warrior are nonsense. In reality, he went by "Tony Warner" which is clearly a pseudonym intended to convey his love of musical theater and his desire to warn people
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Sun December 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do you manage to get a Tesla stolen with a rare violin inside it without immediately being suspected of insurance fraud?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nashville bomber identified, and confirmed dead in the explosion
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
FBI probing if Nashville techie guy 'bomber' was paranoid about 5G technology that was being used to spy on Americans
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(Some Unsurprised Guy)
 
 
 
The CEO of yet another Bitcoin company 'disappears'
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Fri December 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The AP sums up all we know about the Christmas Day Bombing in Nashville: we don't know the who or the why or the how, but we do know there was a warning. Bonus: lots of photos, including one of the RV before it went boom
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Somebody took their Mandalorian cosplay to a new level
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Thu December 24, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone! Pence can remove Trump from office on Sunday
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iran photoshopped a hit list of US elections officials, shopped it around to the far right
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do not congratulate
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden shouldn't just face Reality, he should pardon her too
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Sun December 20, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Maybe if you don't plot to kidnap the governor you wouldn't be complaining about prison. Just a thought
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Metro riders should avoid the stable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Six men now eligible for federal pardon in plot to kidnap That Woman From Michigan
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Thu December 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
He also said something about the sheep being a lying wanton hussy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian fashion mogul Peter Nygard arrested, will be modelling latest jail fashions south of the border
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Fri December 11, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
The Zodiac Killer's cipher has been cracked by amateur cryptographers. Sales of Ovaltine remain flat
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo Texas Attorney General. We see you trying to destroy democracy and all, but in case you forgot about that criminal investigation into you, here's a nice subpoena to remind you. Always, FBI
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"An Associated Press investigation has identified at least six sexual misconduct allegations involving senior FBI officials over the past five years Each of the accused FBI officials appears to have avoided discipline"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: US Supreme Court unanimously rules the FBI can be sued for religious discrimination and harassment. Straight to Fark: By Muslims refusing to become FBI "informants"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guess who's playing the lead in the new Equalizer reboot for CBS? Okay, guess again. Guess again. Nope, guess again
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Wed December 09, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin misses Safe Harbor deadline which means Trump wins election or something
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Mon December 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn says he "put the fear of god" into Obama
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Sun December 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did you get a "rapid finger prick" COVID test in New Jersey? You may want to get tested again. And call the FBI
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Thu December 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation to absolutely no one, the FBI finally admits they've been tracking everyone's web activity since 2001
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Leader of NFAC finds out the the FBI are NFA either
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No need to be alarmed, but more than 1,000 Chinese 'researchers' abruptly left the U.S. after the FBI started interviewing ones suspected of being military operatives
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Wed December 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden plans to keep Chris Wray as FBI director. Trump to fire Wray in 3,2,1
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
FBI stats show border cities are increasingly safe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After Durham failed to turn up any evidence for an October Surprise, Barr secretly appointed him as a Special Counsel a few weeks before the election, to continue his fantasy investigation in case Biden won
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Remember when the FBI was investigating Russia for election interference and found Trump involved? Now they're investigating a Russian, mafia-tied businessman for money laundering. Guess who they discovered laundering money for him?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
An unhinged and barely coherent Lou Dobbs desperately tells Trump "they" are trying to overthrow his presidency. "They" include the Deep State, RINOs, Brian Kemp, Bill Barr, the DOJ, and the FBI but, strangely, not the voters themselves
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Trump claims FBI and Justice Department helped rig election too. No word yet on Red Cross, American Brownies, and the Secret Cabal of Smurfs...but they all look pretty guilty to subby
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Coffee Boy 2: Barista's Revenge
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(Wisconsin Examiner)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many different police agencies have jurisdiction over you? The answer explains why police have tanks and teachers buy their own chalk
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Fri November 27, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Moorish Sovereign Citizens" are walking up to houses, claiming ownership and demanding the occupants leave, as police and the FBI expect Moor trouble
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary: "Individuals within the outgoing administration refused to accept the choice the American people made at the ballot box and worked to undermine the peaceful transition of power." And that's why Flynn was investigated
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
FBI investigating Sen. David Perdue for insider trading. Chris Wray and the Wraymen heard rumbling in the background
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Annnnd. Here. We. Go
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says 'screw it' and fires the last whistle blower in his office despite ongoing FBI investigation
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Fri November 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI has renewed their investigation into Giuliani's work involving the Hunter Biden laptop hoax. "The ongoing probe is examining whether Giuliani is wittingly or unwittingly part of a Russian influence operation"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Noted Scumbag, and sometimes Texas attorney general, is under FBI investigation for the obvious crimes he has committed
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That "US military seized a Scytl server from their offices in Germany that shows that Trump won" story? Well A) That'd be a job for the FBI b) Our military seizing anything in Germany would be an act of war and c) Scytl doesn't HAVE an Office there
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Ponzi scheme suspect tries to flee FBI by hiding in a lake using underwater sea scooter
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Killing an innocent EMT in her own home isn't even the worst thing LMPD has been up to recently - 738,000 documents detailing sexual abuse of minors by LMPD officers were "allowed to be deleted" after LMPD "erroneously" claimed the FBI had them
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Wed November 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former FBI director McCabe to Senate Panel: Why did we open up the "Crossfire Hurricane" investigation into Trump and his ties to Russia in 2016? *Flips open 6 in thick notepad* Have you got a few hours?
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Tue November 10, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Another Cincinnati Councilman arrested for public corruption by the FBI. At least this time it was a Republican so it seems that they're trying to keep things balanced with their arrests
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Woman demands free Chick-fil-A after claiming she is an FBI agent, surprisingly not Florida
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Fri November 06, 2020
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
So a rather shady character paid a PI $2500 to put tracking devices on the vehicles of two top officials in the Missouri governor's office. He told the PI it was about not getting a government contract, things got weird, the FBI is investigating
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