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Mon August 10, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle's started doing socially-distant shows, and he brought along Louis C.K. to jerk off six feet away from everyone
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How high do you have to be to gouge out your own eyes?
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Some Texas Longhorn marching band members will refuse to play "The Eyes of Texas" this year due to song's storied connection to minstrel shows
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to smile with your eyes while wearing a facemask. Hopefully there's one on how to show a look of disgusting or utter dismissiveness with one's eyes next
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Is that wrong? Are you not supposed to do that?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch Health shares soar after confirming it's selling its eye-care business in a move nobody saw coming
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Moth eyes have unique anti-icing qualities. Soon jet liners may be flitting instead of flying
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King's parent company's revenue falls 25% as the virus infects sales. Also, BKs, Timmy's, and Popeyes are under the same corporate roof
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Puppy eyes popcorn with puppy eyes
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
August 6th is the 75th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. Here's six eyewitness accounts from that day. Never again
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Next on list of things you don't suspect will kill you: Swimming pool filters
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Whole Moong Dosa - If the Hulk and Popeye decided to make pancakes
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer's says that while writing her new book retelling Twilight from the vampire's point of view, "getting through every word was a struggle." Much like reading it will be
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
"Facts Of Life" star Lisa Whelchel explains how her 'Life Coach' certification qualifies her to root thru strange collector's basements. Buffalo Bill not included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(Some Hooter Guy)
 
 
 
Giant Eurasian eagle owl sets up shop with her three chicks in Belgian man's window planter--and they all watch TV with him. JA RLY
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's time you over-chick'd the fil-a and out-popped the eye
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Wed July 29, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what's it like to be shot in the face? Let's ask this guy
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
3 inmates save the deputy
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A skydiving trip will cost an arm and a leg but, if you're lucky, you might get the leg back
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police want you to know tear gas and aiming rubber bullets at eye sockets is justified because some cop skinned his knee
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Amazon)
 
 
 
An... eye-opening jewelry design from Swarovski crystals (Now with Amazon reviews)
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Sat July 25, 2020
(NOAA)
 
 
 
2020 has gotten us all so jaded that the first Atlantic hurricane of the year is set to make landfall in SE Texas this afternoon and no one seems to have even noticed
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
An eye for an eye, a consulate for a consulate
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Amuse your fellow Covid house-arrest inmates with this guide to making shadow puppets from the 30's (before television). Disclaimer: not responsible for inmates breaking your fingers
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Thu July 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls 184,000 Tundra pickups for dim blinkers. Sadly there's still no cure for dim drivers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And deep in his lair, the Undying One's phylactery hums with power as it sense an attack on its master's spawn, and roused, he opens one eye and begins to wake from his deathless sleep
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
NHL announces new name for the Oklahoma City expansion team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New CD player set to be released in August with a retail price of $16,495
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Wed July 22, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, Wiley Post completed his solo flight around the world, a feat later echoed in the 80's by his distant ancestor Wile E. Coyote on his ACME rocket
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wink /wiNGk/ noun: an act of closing and opening one eye quickly, typically as a signal. "Barr gave him a knowing wink":"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You can see comet NEOWISE with the naked eye. But if you miss it don't worry, you can see it again...in about 6800 years
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now demanding a payroll tax cut while the heartless GOP eyes benefit cuts for unemployed in new stimulus relief package, either way out-of-work people are screwed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wanting to remain out of Sauron's *cough*CHINA*cough* eye, global wealth managers are checking to see if their Hong Kong clients have ties to the pro-democracy movement
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Sun July 19, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Rey or Seth yell "Ow, my eye", Asuka vs Sasha, Bayley faces "excitable" Nikki, Drew takes Dolph to Claymore Country and Braun tussles with Bray in a Swamp Fight. It's the Horror Show at Extreme Rules starting at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the Minty Maniacs keep their spot in 1st place or will Crazy Cat's Eyes overtake them? Will the Oceanics become suddenly competent? This is Block Pushing, JMR Marble League 2020, sponsored by Last Week Tonight
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
You can't travel and you can't congregate, so just look at the most beautiful bars in America
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020 ignores advice to go home and instead cracks open another twelve-pack. Behold a hurricane without a name descending on Minnesota and North Dakota
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The latest episode of Hulu's "Into the Dark" horror series imagines a nightmare as seen through the eyes of a borderline-insane presidential figure. Imagines?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the last event Crazy Cat's Eyes scratched their way to a gold but still couldn't overtake Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers. A chance to hop over the competition in the Hurdles, JMR Marble League 2020--Event #6 sponsored by Last Week Tonight, 3pm ET/Noon PT
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey de-feyends the ah-nair of Dr. Fauci
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So wait. You're telling me that some MRA lawyer guy who did stuff like sue battered women's shelters to force them to accept men got himself shot dead over the weekend? Imagine that. No one could have possibly seen that coming
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Mon July 13, 2020
(mothership.sg)
 
 
 
Old & stale: conveyer belt sushi. New hotness: conveyer belt hot pot. Sorry 'Muricans, restaurant's in Singapore
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern (or thereabouts) - it's the Fark News Summary Livestream. One of the many fringe Covid-19 items Drew's been keep an eye on seems to have legs after all. Plus Great White are trying to kill us all, both the band and the sharks. And some other fun stuff
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suuuuuuuuuuure you did, Donnie. Yep, that's perfectly believable. Uh huh, you betcha. No, I'm not being sarcastic at all, there's just something in my eyes from all the rolling they've been doing
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Body language experts offer advice on how to tell if your date would rather be dealing with live ferrets down his or her pants than pretend they're interested in you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Dan Crenshaw, who spent weeks crying big man tears out of his one eye after some mean liberal called the enemy soldier who attacked him "brave," wants you to know that attacks on Tammy Duckworth are just fine because she wants to destroy America
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Eye of the needle
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Popeye's gets spicy with the pizza industry
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(SpaceWeather)
 
 
 
You know how naked eye comets have been seen as harbingers of doom? Comet Neowise got the timing just perfect
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
3D TVs didn't crash, they ended up in cars. Also, there's now a camera following your eye movements
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The animation guide used on 'King of the Hill' denied us high fives, Dale's eyeballs and sexy Peggy. Them boys weren't right
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You probably didn't wake up thinking about four-eyed fishes with asymmetrical genitalia, yet here you are. Welcome to fark
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Whale sharks have very sharp eyes
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
There is nothing like sitting around the backyard fire pit with your family and friends on a lazy summer night. Singing songs, roasting hot dogs, making s'mores, and watching fire shoot out of the eyes of a human skull....wait, out of a what now?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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Sun July 05, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
Saturn's hex is still bewitching
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Whoever had the answer "Mothra" in the "What Will Go Wrong in July?" pool, please step forward to claim your prize
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Sat July 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Lucky Brands bets it all, rolls snake eyes, goes bust
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(Golocalprov)
 
 
 
Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
It's not that simple
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Here's a bird's-eye view of a feathery-like galaxy that has been discovered
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
He's on it. Decisively. You wouldn't believe how decisively. That's what people are saying. They come in his office, tears in their eyes I guess, and say "Sir, you're on it"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pilot study states declining eyesight can be improved by looking at red light. Runway lights to be modified accordingly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Facebook unveils a pair of holographic glasses, CONSUME CONFORM DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Mayor/ He is trampling out the painting of the Confederate battle flags on a store/ He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift paint brush/ His criminal summons marches on
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tenet gets a two-week pushback again as Coronavirus really wants us to avoid that movie
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's diamond-finding season in Arkansas, again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you're looking forward to watching the Hamilton movie? That's cool. I used to like Hamilton, too, but I was into it back when they released the cast recordings. It's just so mainstream now
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Don't believe your eyes
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(Today)
 
 
 
Deaf pupper's pack provides "protection ears" during hiking and camping trips. Please welcome Bonnie, Bella and Bolt to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are ways to bring people around to your side, officer, but shooting someone in the eye with a rubber bullet during a police accountability protest is not one of them
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Satellites have drastically changed how we forecast hurricanes, prepare for three-hour tours
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Satellites have drastically changed how we forecast hurricanes, prepare for three-hour tours
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to vote whether this thing would take over the world if only it was 6' taller? The eyes have it
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Global taillight community's outrage still focused on devil GM, whose flaring back-up lights saying your car is now locked wreak death in parking lots
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ turns its lonely eyes to Woodrow Wilson
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
How did I spend my quarantine? Oh, I just taught a squirrel sign language
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than trying to remember if you already own a game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pathway free at Epic. Eye of the Beholder Trilogy free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Gaming story you're genuinely proud of?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has been training hard for the debates against Joe Biden. By September he may even be able to lift a glass of water with one hand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Because you have absolutely no intention of buying or reading the damn thing, here's a convenient Slatesplanation of the wildest allegations made in John Bolton's book
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(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Madeye to play Madman
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Wed June 17, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Blonde hair blue-eyed Apple executive leaving her position as Diversity Officer to "spend more time with her family"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target confirms its $15/hr wage, offers $200 bonus hazard pay for existing employees, extends pandemic benefits, really hits the bulls-eye
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University makes its student-athletes sign a Buckeye Pledge acknowledging the risks of COVID-19 infection in order to participate in team activities. But don't you dare call it a liability waiver
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to report a record rise in monthly retail sales, which is literally a positive being better than a negative
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"And photo 5, which is the last image I captured before I was shot and blinded. This is the last thing I ever saw with two working eyes"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet's boss says full planes - with no distancing - are 100% safe as he eyes his golden parachute
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's New Horizons spacecraft teams up with Queen's Brian May to take amazing stereo image of ST:TNG's Wolf 359. Prepare to cross your eyes
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Sat June 13, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night from the Apex in Las Vegas, Jessica Eye vs Cynthia Calvillo, Karl Roberson vs Marvin Vettori. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 9 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+
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Fri June 12, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio says he's really "grateful" to his staff who went rogue and protested against his lousy policies. Staffers are calling BS and aren't buying it
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman charged with hit-and-run of a construction worker, DUI, 2nd-degree sharpie eyebrows
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ eyesore to be imploded. No, not the American Dream Meadowlands, Trump Plaza Atlantic City
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Listen, black guy, we obviously pulled you over because of your driving 65 in a 70 zone. Obviously you were thinking about speeding or maybe joining a BLM protest
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases seem to be spiking again in the wake of many states "re-opening" and 1,000+ people are still dying every day from it, so what is the White House's response? "Coronavirus? *eyeroll* jeez that is SO 'last month' tcha"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia is one of four states in the US without hate crime laws, and that must change
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This year's Sony World Photography Awards announced. These cats really have an eye
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Ophthalmologists)
 
 
 
So many people have lost eyes during the protests the American Academy of Ophthalmology has issued a statement
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Warren Buffett made a mistake in dumping his airline stocks. Because if anyone knows about running an airline, or making billions in picking stocks, it's Trump
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"What constitutes a riot is in the eyes of the beholder." How health insurance is trying bone its covered and bleeding members
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Colonel hits the gym and has a new, bigger chicken sandwich to take on Popeye, Wendy, and the cows
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"I lost an eye; George Floyd lost his life. What right do I have to rage on my own behalf?"
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Pokemon GOing to donate 5 million dollars to support Black gaming and AR creators that can live on the Niantic platform
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Some people can analyze a problem, take immediate action, and save lives. This boy could do it at the age of three
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Health.com)
 
 
 
So, just what SHOULD you do if shot with a rubber bullet?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1943, the Zoot Suit riots began as sailors charged Los Angeles and attacked any person of color wearing the all-wool suit, after which many of those attacked were arrested as the law pulled the wool over its own eyes again
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(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
My eyeglasses broke the first week of lockdown. I will have had opportunities to fix them if I just understood the future pluperfect tense
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food chain cleans up its image. Sir, this is a Popeye's
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Better keep a eye on your coupe and sedan, cause that Accord was stolen by a Sharp Dressed Man
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The 'Saudi game of thrones' continues as European legislators demand release of jailed prince, in move that will no doubt start strong and end up a hackneyed disappointment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's "Byte Imperative Transfer Exception Move Execution in the Bit Integer Throttle Channel Handle." Get it right, noob. *rolls eyes back into Y2K*
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Want to fix urban sprawl? Rip up those cul-de-sacs and turn it into New York City, with blocks stretching for as far as the eye can see
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Sun May 31, 2020
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Fancy yourself a steely eyed rocket man? Try docking Dragon on the ISS with SpaceX official sim
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night Tyron Woodley vs Gilbert Burns, Blagoi Ivanov vs Augusto Sakai. From the empty UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 9 PM ET on ESPN
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Queen has apparently "banned" Monopoly from being played at home because "it gets too vicious"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extremely intense radio burst detected from magnetar SGR 1935+2154. Pay no attention to those proto-horns or third eye on your newborns
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Wanna see something that'll make your eyebrows arch? ♫ Ba Ba Ba Ba BLAH ♫
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The app does not, as yet, allow fans to question the referee's eyesight, or the eating habits of players who struggled to stay match-fit during the league's virus-enforced break"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeye's adding spicy buffalo ranch tenders to menu. Wanna fight about it?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Is it OK to drink coffee while pregnant? JUST ASKING. No one's taking anything away from you, Mom. That crazed look in your eye is disturbing. Relax
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy"
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Surprise birthday parade for 8-year-old boy battling cancer has 651 cars participating. There would have been 652, but subby had too much dust in eyes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Department fires the four cops who got caught on video murdering George Floyd
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, observing the universe really does change the outcome. That's why I drive with my eyes closed
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pompeo criticizes Five Eyes, buggers and fries US-Austalian relations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Out of 20,000 motorists surveyed, 40% say they plan to walk more, 50% say they plan to drive less, 25% say they plan to fly less and 25% say they plan to work from home in future. Let's see how this turns out in real countries
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL Mayor: ICU beds at 97% capacity. AL Governor: Loosen those distancing restrictions. Apparently Alabama's plan is to just close their eyes and only the hospitals and funeral homes are gonna know how bad this is
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
One-eyed pug is helping doctors and nurses stay positive during the pandemic. It didn't choose the pug life the pug life chose it
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Owner of 'Mirror Bus' arrested for stalking, harassment, suspicion of being a member of the notorious Champion City gang, the Red Eyes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What big ugly-ass eyes you have
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In which Chris Cillizza urges us to disregard our lying eyes (and a history of providing false medical history) and believe that Donald is just a little overweight
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Sun May 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico to hold referendum on becoming U.S. state. Flag manufacturers seen drooling with dollar signs in their eyes
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns of dangers of permanent remote work, citing the mental health costs of not being able to crush your employees' spirits and see the defeat in their eyes in person
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Further muddying the waters, cops asked Arbery murder suspect to keep an eye on house under construction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frank Welker's body of voiceover work includes the just-released Scoob, Fred Jones, Abu the Monkey from Aladdin, Smokey Bear, Garfield, Kermit the Frog, Woody's horse, Bullseye, and Curious George. Unmentioned: a pistol-shaped villain. WTF, WaPo?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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Thu May 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An eyebrow wiggle?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With their stock up by almost 1/3, Popeyes says it's 'immune' to the virus. Their chicken's good and all, unless they started adding spinach to their breading it's not *that* good
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL to closely monitor restart of football in Europe, unclear why there are so few forward passes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Zoom hangouts are exhausting and driving me insane. I'm suffering burnout from these virtual social gatherings; let us embrace our hatred of them and get back to our quarantine without incident"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Things are really starting to go to the dogs in Detroit. And the bears. And the zebras. And, apparently, the green-skinned three-eyed extraterrestrials
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
6 worst golf tips ever, such as don't drink and drive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[p][l][e][a][s][e] [s][t][o][p] [m][a][k][i][n][g] [i][l][l][e][g][i][b][l][e] [w][a][t][c][h][e][s]
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's a sailboat, not a schooner
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
It's the 7th & final race in the NASCAR Pro Invitational Series on iRacing and they're throwin' it back to North Wilkesboro. Jeff Gordon is bringing the Rainbow Warrior and the kids get no practice before the flag. 3 PM ET on Fox, FS1, & iRacing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comet Atlas doesn't want to get on the cart. Feels happy
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop the eyes of a hero
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Face eating leopards now eyeing fat head, licking chops
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
America once again needs to be labeled a third world country, it's coronavirus recovery is way behind Europe's because of its lame lockdown policies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Cowboys quarterback Andy Dalton eyes the upcoming season as a setup to 'second half' of career, which means he may bounce around a few teams sitting on their bench
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While hearing arguments during a robocalls case Justice Breyer gets cut off by an incoming phone call
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's an essential tip for our essential workers: How to stop your glasses from fogging up while wearing your face mask
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Popeye's is looking to hire some unemployed musicians to play that Popeye's song ... some people have a problem with that
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Otters and badgers having more fun without Neidermeyer or Skinny Pete around
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
With your eyes covered and nose plugged, you probably can't distinguish an apple from an onion, or your wife from that one girl from that TV show
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Mars files for a patent for heat-resistant chocolate, inadvertently destroying the M&M
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Collider)
 
 
 
Jurassic World 3 offers chance for fans to be eaten by a dinosaur for charity. Subby would do it for free just to be done with 2020
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the most awesome and amazing video of the pilot's eye view of the joint Blue Angels/Thunderbirds New York City overflight the other day that you will ever see you live to be a million. And, yes, Subby is sobbing like a baby watching it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to Mayo Clinic without surgical mask. I guess getting Mother involved wasn't sufficient
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Over the next two hours, the pilot flew a complex path that took him as far west as Prettyboy Reservoir and back east as far as Perryville
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to look the GM executives in the eyes?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If not for the quarantine I would have never discovered Rita Ora or the boob harness. Thanks, Coronavirus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An animated prequel to Transformers is on the way courtesy of Toy Story 4's director
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Today on Covid Crafty Corner (AKA I AM SOOOO BORED) - giggles with googly eyes
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
Boobies
 
Katy Perry fans outraged by hand sanitizer outfit, demand return to wholesome "icing-shooting bewbs" image
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Static-X has dope band gear stolen...wait, I mean Static-X AND Dope have band gear stolen
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Erik uses his connection to the universe to cheat at tangrams. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF subscriptions, DIT
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Gridlock in downtown Portland. Stay at home protest? Nope, frozen steaks
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. federal debt will exceed size of economy in 2020 for first time since World War II. Enjoy what's left of the country while you can
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sophia Loren explains the story behind the infamous side-eye photo with Jane Mansfield
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
An artist created a blinking-eye aniamatronic d6. It sees what you did there
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Fri April 24, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
This efficient new method of synthesizing ammonia as an energy source is a real eye-opener
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In an all-time low only 50% of Americans believe it's a good time to buy a home. The rest have their eyes on an energy-efficient split-level refrigerator box or a used pup tent
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Thu April 23, 2020
(slow ride)
 
 
 
Dirty old cars in the dirty old streets of NYC circa the 70's
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
There was a time when this kind of problem would have been solved with explosives. That time has passed our nation by
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
B.C. doctor invents 'fairly simple' device that aims to curb the spread of COVID-19 in hospitals, has incredible eyebrows
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Tue April 21, 2020
(India Today)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino tries to make new friends
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
The Nebula of Sir Robin
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
As the child runs screaming through the house in terror while searching for a parent, Bill Belichick will continue squinting into the screen with those death-stare eyes, his customary frown and twitching facial muscles
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Lyrid-20 meteor shower will uptick this evening and reach peak curve by Wednesday
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Grand Island, Nebraska has more Covid-19 cases than Michigan as Nebraska has no stay-at-home order
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Olive oil leads to discovery of a new universal law of phase transitions. Popeye has never been prouder
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Thu April 16, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
You may have heard SNL's Michael Che lost his grandmother to COVID-19. He has now paid the rent for all the residents in her building. Follow-up Tag steps aside as Subby rubs some dust from his eyes
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables. No word if his name was Johnny and used to work at an airport control tower
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They bring an IV pole, you bring a catheter. It's the Flint way
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Wed April 15, 2020
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
The perfect running shoe if you're being chased through the darkened corridors of your commercial towing vessel by a xenomorph with acid for blood, and the ship's auto-destruct sequence cancellation has already expired
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Richard Burr owes "owes everybody in North Carolina and the United States an explanation" about his stock trading according to Nanc- excuse me, Senator Chuck Schu-, uhh make that *rub eyes, cleans glasses* Sen Thom Tillis (R-NC)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In these dark times we all struggle to get the groceries we need but we can die happy knowing that Prince John James, Prince Tyson Fury II and Prince Adonis Amazia didn't have to go without this easter weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teary eye
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Look to the skies, especially April 14-16 for a major celestial event
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So let me get this straight, we're under a global pandemic, the economy is tanking, Krakatoa Volcano has erupted again AND there's a fragmented comet heading towards Earth?
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