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headlines found matching 'Eye'
Sat July 14, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sitting on a park bench ... eyeing up small birds with nothing but bad intent
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How can Trump offend the Queen? Let us count the ways
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
A Blood Moon hits your eye just as Mars goes on by, that's apocalypse
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple says "Fark Moore's law, Fark it right in the eye" and releases a $7,000 MacBook....which is $2,400 more than the most expensive model they offered in 2017
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Urine, not chlorine, causes red eyes in pools
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Aoki
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New glasses promise to cure motion sickness, any thoughts of looking cool
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bees the bees not in my eyes, but they're everywhere. AHHH THE BEES
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Shirtless DUI driver runs back to burning car to light cigarette, "singeing part of his eyebrows off in the process." With happy mugshot goodness
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, this is what acceptance looks like. Oh garsh darn it, dere someting in me eye
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Hawaii MidWeek)
 
 
 
He's in his 70s and has had multiple hip replacements. But Grandmaster Martin T. Buell could still kill you with his eyelashes. Bonus: Submitter trained with him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money, an official replica of the Barbasol shaving cream can from "Jurassic Park" is coming
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Today's Google doodle showcasing state "foods" only proves that you shouldn't always trust Google search count results for data blindly. For starters, the "Buckeye" chocolate candy is associated to Indiana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
The Grail is back as Jesse and Tulip seek to escape Angelville--but not before Tulip has to fulfill God's will and "get rid of those sonsabiatches." Will the Custer family escape the wrath unscathed? Will Lara? Preacher, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
The next Supreme Court justice could be a serial-tweeting rodeo rider who will stand up for your right to thread eyebrows
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"From Not to Hot" seems to have misunderstood the concept. That "hottie" picture needs a donotwant.jpg combined with eyestab.jpg combined with eyebleach.jpg
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: Find out what gym nurses work out at. Actually, that's a good tip for a lot of things
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Kidnapper is no match for angry suburban mom
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So with Gen Kelly eyeing the exits, who is Trump thinking about as a replacement for what is arguably the second most powerful job in the United States? Why his former "pants-steamer", 28-year old former model Hope Hicks
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
95 yr old man planks for 10 minutes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do do do a barrel roll, barrel roll
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barn Swallows: I got some... What can I do to make their stay happier?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities send out Amber Alert, want everyone to keep their eyes out for Big Lord Beefcake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' tweet on her official account about being refused service at a restaurant caught the eye of a former White House ethics chief. Hilarity ensues
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Sat June 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chemists recover hidden images from 1800's daguerreotypes. Here comes the mercury
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It's another summer which means another year in which you'll probably ignore the threat of sunburned eyeballs, alcohol-induced dehydration, and beaches contaminated with E.coli
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Fri June 22, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez the latest to join the list of MLB players that claim they encountered a ghost at Milwaukee's Pfister Hotel. Judging by the way Carlos' eyes look, it was probably the ghost of Bob Marley
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Iceland World Cup highlights with "Immigrant Song" as the soundtrack. Chillingly awesome
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
"What made the Nazis possible? Why didn't anyone stop them?" How could they Nazi this coming
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Deadline)
 
Weeners
 
"I thought when you showed a dick on TV, you had to blur it," Seth Meyers says of Fox News's decision to air an unblurred Corey Lewandowski
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see Selena Gomez suck on a glass eye, today is your lucky day
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(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Suspect nicknamed "Popeye" wanted for Southern Ohio break-ins and I have a feeling he's gonna be pretty easy to identify
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
I used to be High School athlete, until I took a javelin to the eye
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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Tue June 19, 2018
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
How many flags could a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal flags?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'What on earth is that Harold?'. 'Well Mildred, it appears to be a rather large turd. Hrumph And in the middle of the park, too'
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists use eye tracking and fMRI to confirm that we don't even fully perceive security warnings before clicking past them. Same goes for Fark links with headlines about celebrities in various states of undress
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Romneyette's "Bow to the God Trump or prepare to die" tweet doesn't go over too well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In other news, you can eat yourself blind
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Wanting the eyehow in Trudeau's eyebrow? Snopes sees all
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Despite no USA, Fox Sports is going all-out on World Cup TV coverage. 'Run your eye down the list of in-studio and match-day talent and the pickings are slim indeed. "Talent" is, of course, a cruel expectation with which to burden these poor souls'
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
2018 edition of Hurricane Bud threatens US Southwest, with Spuds MacKenzie at its eye partying up a Category 3 storm
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of a constant stream of politics and disappointing sports news? Here's a gator slapping the snot out of the guy who captured him, and tried to play bongos on his nose. Tag is for the gator just doing gator stuff
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Wed June 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama congresswoman fails to secure Republican primary nomination due to insufficient fealty to Trump, refusal to molest children
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tesla tries using Silicon Valley software discipline to build cars, finds itself in "production hell". Broken conveyer belts dropped a 3/4 ton battery pack and a car body, plus bonus flaming paint sprayers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On
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Mon June 04, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah's lies Sarah's sweet little lies (Tell us tell us lies) Oh no no she can't disguise (Can't disguise those smoky eyes) White House Press Briefing at nowhere close to 2PM EDT
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never date a lawyer. Never marry a lawyer. If you meet a lawyer on the street, do NOT make eye contact. I cannot stress this enough; because, if I DID stress it enough, I fear I would end up in court with a lawsuit on my hands
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cosplayer hacks Nerf Blaster to cast "Dr. Strange style" floating holographic spells
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Poo
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Tue May 29, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD doesn't understand the concept of 'Freedom to associate' (NSFW)
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" asked shooting victim
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
Morgan Freeman: I did not sprinkle those titties
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(Goshen News)
 
 
 
It appears that the Bristol Public Library's newest acquisition is a real page turner on Caturday
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blind F1 fan gets a ride in the two-seater. Warning: Dusty-eye-o-meter goes to 11
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man rolled his eyes at wife before buying winning lottery ticket, will be paying for it for the rest of his life
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Clint Walker, star of TV's 'Cheyenne,' heads to the big ranch in the sky
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You just got this headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never confide in scissors. The best you can hope for in return is a cutting remark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Butler is believed to be the first player from District 9 to sign an NFL contract since 2006." Not bad for a prawn
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Mon May 21, 2018
(UCSC)
 
 
 
"Lightning in the eyewall of a hurricane beamed antimatter toward the ground" is a headline from A) Infowars B) Whatdoesitmean.com or C) UC Santa Cruz
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
They should have taken the Choo Choo
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Google (UK))
 
 
 
Sooo drunk. Play with me farkers... it's not often I do this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog shows bride and groom exactly what she thinks of their first dance on the beach
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for selling pre-scratched lottery tickets. She would have gotten away with it too if someone hadn't used their eyes
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Intel's Mobileye gets self-driving tech deal for 8 million cars. Yep, 8 million new potential Conficker, MyDoom, SPECTRE, Meltdown, etc. infections rolling down the road. Happy motoring
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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Tue May 15, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
High-speed collision with deer results in unexpected leather interior
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Over a dozen new kinds of creatures discovered, given scientific names including Darth Vader isopod, Big Ears crab, chain-saw lobster, ice cream cone worm, and cock-eyed squid (pics)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Alex Jones hypnotized by Childish Gambino's gyrating hips in "This is America." Er, I mean he studied it closely to warn you all about the Scary Negro Voodoo Dancing
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Panda rape expert Tucker Carlson can't even do ad hominem attacks right; he slams Michael Avenatti for being a "porn lawyer whose eyes are too close together"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After conservative congressmen call for a vote to hold Attorney General Sessions in contempt of Congress for failure to turn over materials on the Mueller probe, Speaker Paul Ryan sighs, rolls his eye, and pretends not to hear them
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Joe Flacco has yet to contact new recruit Lamar Jackson or speak about him during any media contact. "Maybe if I close my eyes and wish really hard, he'll go away"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Becky visits little girl burned by a marijuana explosion. The dust is getting in subby's eyes, just leave me alone
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Sat May 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL has had it up to their eyeballs with this face-licking weirdo
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Jogger finds prehistoric fish that first appeared in the fossil record about 200 million years ago. In other news, people still jog
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BET)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: Camille Cosby deserves side-eye for her hypocrisy and damage control moves. (Looks at source) WHOA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese military shooting lasers out of Djibouti, giving US pilots browned eye
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Blockbuster store in Alaska is trying to increase sales by displaying Russell Crowe's jockstrap
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get out of car slowly with your hands up. Step 2: Walk slowly towards officer and get down on the ground. Step 3: Pray officer doesn't accidentally shoot you
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eyes chargin' mah lazer
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Mon April 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rarely seen cancer discovered in eyes of several former Auburn students
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of water beetle named after Leonardo DiCaprio. Both share a partially retractable head and slightly protruding eyes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Tax Cut is a bust and there is "there's no evidence whatsoever that the money's been massively poured back into the American worker" or will protect American jobs from being shipped overseas according to wild-eyed liberal Marco Rubio
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends is hiring a new head writer. Requirements include "an understanding of fair and balanced journalism" ... and how to avoid it
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Sat April 28, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's voice has always sounded as smooth and dark as whisky, so it is about time he has his own line of whisky
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nuclear barge in the Arctic to provide power to oil rigs, extra eyes for fish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yodeling is not only the rapid and repeated transition from low to high pitched tones, it is also considered the fastest way to get a stranger to punch you in the face
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Fri April 27, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, my eyes are down here, fella"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Headline: Woman smashes Popeyes window with chair because store wouldn't let her order Wendy's special
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper on Trump interview: He was like crazy person on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent
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Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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Wed April 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/25): GI Joe vs the Six Million Dollar Man, a new The Prisoner series, Aliens nom-noming on colonists, The Flash flashes his aunt, and Minsc returns to Baldurs Gate to kick butt for justice while Boo goes for the eyes
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(Yahoo)
 
Woofday
 
Seeing eye dog takes detour to Cool Dog Gear. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 24, 2018
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis commissioned a 1962 family portrait with big eyes, clown suits, and... I'm sorry, could you please stop manspreading like that Jerry? Please?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Democrats eye 2020 White House run, because if there's anyone who's in tune with mainstream Americans, it's them
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
'It may be time to draw a tear on the detachable eyes of Hasbro's Mr. Potato Head.'
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Mon April 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Depending on what language you speak, your eye perceives colors - and the world - differently than someone else
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your shortest career?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Where oh where has my Sarah been? Too long have we gone without your dulcet tones, your wandering eye and your utterly condescending arrogance. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400 EDT)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: " I have instructed the Secretary of Homeland Security not to let these large Caravans of people into our Country," DHS: *rolls eyes* Sure thing, boss, we won't let these completely non-existent caravans in, you can count on us
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Former Ohio State coach Earle Bruce passes away from Alzheimer's at 87, not a bad run. Kids, he is the reason Urban Meyer came home
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Mon April 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's what we all need, a timeline of Trump's insulting Comey nicknames. Yes, this is our bully President with his bully pulpit (Twitter)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania books appointment with ophthalmologist to correct severe eye-rolling incident
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Sat April 14, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
GoldenEye is on right now. The best James Bond movie or the best James Bond movie? definitely the best Nintendo 64 game
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Well, now that the 2OT, longest game in both the Kings & Knights (obviously) history is over, it's time to turn our eyes onward. COL/NSH & TB/NJ @ 3pmET. TOR/BOS @ 8 & SJ/ANA @ 10:30. A great day/night of hockey is waiting for us. SUP, FC. ETC
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The good news: The FDA approved contact lenses that shade the sun. The bad: they're not mirrored
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US has developed an AEye device for the diabeetus, according to Col. Steve Austin
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US has developed an AEye device for the diabeetus, according to Col. Steve Austin
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
For those of you that have housecleaners, here are some things that they secretly want you to know. Now don't walk on the clean floor with your dirty shoes now
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eyebrows help you communicate, express sympathy and acknowledgement. In related news, Anthony Davis declared the most in touch guy in existence
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers wasn't able to take a closer look at the FBI's raid on Trump's lawyer last night because his wife gave birth in a lobby
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles has admitted he may never fit into a pair of "budgie smugglers" again as he approaches his 70th birthday. God save the eye bleach
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nagging teenager inadvertently saves family
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of doing yoga with goats to releive your stress? Now you can take goat pilates classes
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Fri April 06, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Big Eyed Red, Chubby Grey, the Brown Giant... personal euphemisms or a few of the new species discovered in the Amazon. You decide
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, that synthetic marijuana you were smoking that caused you to bleed from the eyes and nose and ears and just about any other orifice in your body? Rat poison
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(Wired)
 
 
 
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fossil evidence shows an extinct species of monitor lizard had four eyes, yet still couldn't see death coming. No word on number of asses
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trying to put the unrealistic proportions of a spinached-up Popeye into something close to resembling an actual human being is disturbing as hell
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISS being followed by pixels. The sun flare is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"My eyes are up here, Dean"
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Discovery becomes first Star Trek show since Next Generation to be nominated for a Hugo Award in its first season. Next Generation's first season was nominated for a Hugo Award?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Synthetic marijuana K2 causing Illinoisians to bleed from their eyes
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
'The Pickle Guys' on Lower East Side serves up horseradish so strong, you need a gas mask. This is not a euphemism
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge manages not to roll her eyes as she tosses a lawsuit brought by a conservative group arguing that YouTube's removal of their videos from the platform violated their 1st Amendment rights on the grounds that YOUTUBE IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australian volunteers save 5 of over 150 stranded whales. Because it's Down Under, a shark warning has been issued, and officials are now worrying about the impending invasion of spiders, snakes, crocodiles, toxic flora, and bloodthirsty koalas
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith has lost 20 pounds by eating only potatoes. Eye see what you did there
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
IHOP makes serious inroads on Waffle House as your preferred late night melee dining spot
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Look, you have to come get me because my left eye just came out of my head" and trailer of the "Action Park" movie
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Couple caught with 7 pounds of heroin, 2+ pounds of cocaine, $40k in cash and judging by wife's eyebrows, a case or two of Sharpies
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wide eyed innocence or crazy eyes... You be the judge
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
News anchor arrested after being accused of assaulting her son because he didn't believe in God. But the real story is SHE'S BEEN WEARING A WIG ALL THIS TIME???
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach launches Adopt-A-Drain program. Yes, you too can have your own storm drain and name it Pennywise's House
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dustup at bar results in arrests for fisticuffs, eye gouging. Apparently skullduggery failed to escalate into full-on donnybrook, complete with blackjacks and fishhooks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Evidence the tide is turning on the "gun conversation" in this country? Two months ago you could buy an AR-15 at Kroger's subsidiary Fred Meyers. Next month you won't even be able to buy a magazine with a PICTURE of AR-15 in it at their stores
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Jupiter gives Juno the stinkeye, or maybe that's just how its face looks
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Where the hell is Hawkeye?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Even in a league known for rapid turnover, it's a bit eye-opening to consider that at least half of the teams in the NFL could have a different starting quarterback this year than they did in the first week of 2017
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