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Tue March 28, 2023
		With each new revelation, and accompanying photograph, Sam Bankman-Fried is slowly morphing from crypto-doofus who ran the AV Club in HS, to scheming super-villain source: bbc.com \| share:	6

Mon March 27, 2023
		The world's largest crypto exchange and its CEO have been sued for breaking trading and derivatives rules. Crypto breaking rules? How derivative can you be? source: twitter.com \| share:	15

Fri March 24, 2023
		Gym Jordan claims he can't see or read anything without his glasses. He must not have ever had them when he coached at "The" Ohio State source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	37
		Soliciting sex for money from 17 year old coworkers on your work phone is no way to go through life, thumb source: wfmz.com \| share:	105
		Little Apple takes a bite out of the Big Apple as Kansas State moves to the Elite Eight in an overtime thriller against Michigan State source: espn.com \| share:	10

Thu March 23, 2023
		Ethereum's co-founder tells regulators it's not a security. HE'S NOT WRONG source: cnbc.com \| share:	9

Wed March 22, 2023
		Impossible foods had to recall their impossible foods because of an impossible problem. Plant based doesn't cover wood chips source: ozarksfirst.com \| share:	17
		Great opportunity for Scottish kooks who have been drinking lochside looking for whale d*ck, the Loch Ness Centre is recruiting for 'Nessie's number one fan' to run the place source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	6

Mon March 20, 2023
		Old & Busted: Banks with failing balance sheets. New Hotness: Crooks filling bags with stones and passing them off as precious metals on the London Metal Exchange source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	17

Mon March 13, 2023
		Gov. Whitmer can't help but notice when a nutjob trespassed on Justice Kavanaugh's lawn and called the cops on himself, he was labelled an "assassin" and new laws were passed. But when six armed men tried to murder her and it was a "kidnapping plot" source: rawstory.com \| share:	53

Sat March 11, 2023
		MSNBC editor angry that using US Naval equipment in film requires the script to be approved by the US Navy source: mediaite.com \| share:	28

Fri March 10, 2023
		The Eagles may be Slay-ing the NFL trade market soon source: espn.com \| share:	13
		Lopez, red card, bribery of soccer officials source: rollingstone.com \| share:	3

Tue March 07, 2023
		"Cash on Fire": The small rocket story source: arstechnica.com \| share:	10

Fri March 03, 2023
		Religious scammers bilk dozens of victims with empty promises to bless them with wealth, mainly by buying lottery numbers and passing the winnings on to them in exchange for percentage or a transfer fee. Jesus Christ source: straitstimes.com \| share:	28
		In an alternate universe, John Candy would have tracked Lucille Ball down at her hotel room and applied some Canadian justice for her disrespect of Martin Short source: cracked.com \| share:	36

Thu March 02, 2023
		Lost cat enjoys knocking other people's belongings off the shelves in six-day Vegas casino stay, wishes it could order room service for salmon steaks source: ktla.com \| share:	53
		Quick moved quickly from LA to Columbus and now to Vegas source: yahoo.com \| share:	23

Tue February 28, 2023
		Someone decided we really needed Robert Plant and Greta Van Fleet in the same place at the same time source: consequence.net \| share:	51

Fri February 24, 2023
		This is what happens when you train an AI on Pauly Shore movies and Homer Simpson quotes source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	24
		In this country, first you have the dirt bike, then you get the money, THEN you get the attempted murder charge source: fox5dc.com \| share:	8

Tue February 21, 2023
		NBA player Meyers Leonard: Sorry for making an antisemitic slur two years ago. After being out of the NBA for two years, I have learned my lesson. We cool? NBA title contender Bucks: Here is a 10-day contract to play for us source: cbssports.com \| share:	8

Mon February 20, 2023
(Some Guy)		Crypto exchange: Our crypto bros are different from other crypto bros -- we're FDIC-insured. FDIC: No you're not, and stop your claims before we sue you source: web3isgoinggreat.com \| share:	20

Sun February 19, 2023
		Alaska woman pleads guilty to murdering her "best friend" after being catfished online by a man promising her $9 million for a video of her murdering someone. If that's what she does to friends, well source: nbcnews.com \| share:	72

Fri February 10, 2023
		The most disappointing NBA teams since 2000, ranked. You'll never guess who's #1...or you might, since they traded away 2 of their stars just this week source: complex.com \| share:	15
		Moldovan prime minister resigns, government collapses, there's a sale at Penney's source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	28
		On second thought...has anyone actually seen Kyrsten Sinema and George Santos in the same room together? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	34
		Freshman Dem at Jim Jordan's "weaponization" hearing exposes Jordan's claim that "dozens of whistleblowers inside the FBI" told him conservatives were being targeted by the agency as being faker than a dozen "girlfriends in Canada" source: msn.com \| share:	60
(Some Guy)		Lost all your money trading cryptocurrency that became worthless? Have no fear, new exchange lets you try to sell your claims against bankrupt crypto companies. There's always a bigger sucker than you, right? source: coindesk.com \| share:	9

Wed February 08, 2023
		Worried that crypto exchanges are too vulnerable? No problem, just keep your money in your own crypto wallet source: theregister.com \| share:	55
		President George Santos reminds Mitt Romney that he will never be president source: apnews.com \| share:	48

Tue February 07, 2023
		Skip Useless says Lakers should have traded LeBron James for Kyrie Irving. Too bad under NBA rules, that trade is IMPOSSIBLE source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	18

Sun February 05, 2023
		The Nets are not gonna throw away their shot, trade Irving to Dallas source: espn.com \| share:	49

Fri February 03, 2023
		Donovan Mitchell of the Cavaliers ejected for showing off his dogeball skills source: espn.com \| share:	16

Thu February 02, 2023
		The newly Republican-led House Judiciary Committee has its first meeting and immediately tackles the country's most pressing problems- by having an hour-long slap-fight over whether they should say the Pledge of Allegiance or not source: msn.com \| share:	76

Wed February 01, 2023
(Some Guy)		Cathie Wood has one good month of returns in the last two years so now the business press love her again. "Bitcoin to $500,000." So, at least she's still totally insane source: coinjournal.net \| share:	18

Tue January 31, 2023
		Celsius in hot water source: gizmodo.com \| share:	16

Fri January 27, 2023
		Texas has a tough decision about how to spend its $32B surplus on its citizens. Here's a hint from Subby: Electric grid source: axios.com \| share:	81

Thu January 26, 2023
		On today's episode of "What Big Brass Ones These Guys Must Have", the GQP demands that Biden must pick out the agencies to wipe out in order to appease them enough to raise the debt ceiling source: huffpost.com \| share:	128

Tue January 24, 2023
(Some Guy)		Police bust drug dealer, seize "record amount" of pot; 25-year veteran of the force can't recall ever confiscating so much at once. So, how much was it? source: cachevalleydaily.com \| share:	120

Mon January 23, 2023
		Bengals head coach apologizes for messing up NFL's neutral site plans and making them have to refund all those tickets source: bengalswire.usatoday.com \| share:	104

Fri January 20, 2023
		Officer who hit woman in McDonald's dispute placed on leave. No word if he ever got his liter of cola source: aol.com \| share:	34
		Spiffy: Nearly three quarters polled said they wanted a four day work week. Facepalm: In exchange for working 10 hours a day instead of 8 source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	49

Wed January 18, 2023
		FTX says half a billion dollars was hacked, as opposed to being embezzled or lost by other malfeasance. Alrighty then source: nbcnews.com \| share:	9

Tue January 17, 2023
		Y'all thought this was over? It ain't over source: motherjones.com \| share:	57

Sun January 15, 2023
		John Larroquette narrated Texas Chainsaw Massacre in exchange for weed. Jason Voorhees keeps him away from his harvest source: cbr.com \| share:	8
		Scaramucci invests in a crypto software venture set up by the former president of defunct FTX crypto exchange. If only there were a unit of time measure that could be used to forecast the projected longevity of this enterprise source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
(Coin Gape)		SBF ordered associate to open up a $65B backdoor so he could reach in and pilfer customers' funds source: coingape.com \| share:	17
(Coin Gape)		SBF ordered associate to open up a $65B backdoor so he could reach in and pilfer customers' funds source: coingape.com \| share:	17

Sat January 14, 2023
		Tory MP mocks constituent's twitter follower count, one, end up in the serious burns unit two days later source: thepoke.co.uk \| share:	36

Fri January 13, 2023
		Call me Officer Ishmael. Rare whale trifecta in play source: masslive.com \| share:	15
		Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	19

Thu January 12, 2023
		Guess who owns almost 2 million deflated shares of FTX? source: theverge.com \| share:	25

Tue January 10, 2023
		If you have any assets with Binance, A) Why would you do that? and B) GTFO ASAP OMGWTFBBQ source: forbes.com \| share:	27

Mon January 09, 2023
		After promising he would not trade committee seats for Speaker votes, Byron Donalds (R - eally? I'm SO shocked) reveals that Kevin McCarthy traded committee seats for Speaker votes source: foxnews.com \| share:	96
		Internet Military expert Elon Musk and video game designer Richard Garriott exchange tweets about how dumb the Ukrainian Army is for deploying tanks which EvERYONE knows are obsolete "death traps". Actual military experts tell them both to get bent source: newsweek.com \| share:	31

Sat January 07, 2023
		Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19

Thu January 05, 2023
		Celsius exchange fraudster Mashinsky: "Banks are not your friends." Bankruptcy judge: "not your crypto, deposits belong to Celsius" source: axios.com \| share:	12

Wed January 04, 2023
		Finally: a useful field guide to properly identify fellow farkers source: jackashepherd.medium.com \| share:	21

Tue January 03, 2023
		On this day in history, in 1967, Jack Ruby didn't kill himself source: history.com \| share:	43

Mon January 02, 2023
		Here are the real Twitter Files--not from Elon Musk, but from the January 6th Committee source: rollingstone.com \| share:	35
		New plant: "Fark photosynthesis, we'll use the Wood Wide Web instead" source: sciencealert.com \| share:	14

Thu December 29, 2022
		🎶Highway to the extradition zone🎶 source: marinecorpstimes.com \| share:	20
		The Winklevoss twins and their Gemini FTX are being sued for fraud but fret not - Zuckerbot should be swooping in at any moment source: marketwatch.com \| share:	4

Wed December 28, 2022
		Former Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia testified that Bill Barr advised him to resign after January 6th, but, "I thought that trying to work within the administration to steady the ship was likely to have greater value." Sadly, that ship had sailed source: mediaite.com \| share:	19

Fri December 23, 2022
		Enron Musk promises not to sell anymore Tesla stock for two years. He means it this time. Hey, why are you laughing? source: nypost.com \| share:	42

Thu December 22, 2022
		Cheery or not, by 2025 95% of companies will have an AI chatbot, making us sadly long for the days of the simple phonetree. Was this headline able to resolve your issue? source: phys.org \| share:	11

Tue December 20, 2022
		Pre-groomer for Republican groomer pleads guilty source: mprnews.org \| share:	66

Mon December 19, 2022
		Ex-Mafia boss Cadillac Frank has died in prison at 89. The authorities were unable to fix or repair him daily any longer source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	54

Sat December 17, 2022
		Burkina Faso expresses outrage over Russian mercenary link. Instead of, you know, just not clicking it source: bbc.com \| share:	9

Fri December 16, 2022
		Offshore auditor of Binance and Crypto.com suspends all work in crypto related industries for undisclosed reasons. This is fine source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		Offshore auditor of Binance and Crypto.com suspends all work in crypto related industries for undisclosed reasons. This is fine source: cnbc.com \| share:	23

Thu December 15, 2022
		Investor buys $11 million of Tesla stock in effort to lose all her money source: seekingalpha.com \| share:	34
		If you had "Elon Musk bought Twitter just to smack down that one anonymous user who really pissed him off," come claim your prize source: msn.com \| share:	136

Wed December 14, 2022
		Binance CEO says deposits are 'coming back in' as he adds the $35 his mom forwarded him on his allowance source: msn.com \| share:	36
		You know, if you should ever find yourself running a multi-billion dollar hedge fund, treat yo-self and hire yourself an actual CPA or ten, Quickbooks really just ain't gonna cut it source: msn.com \| share:	18

Mon December 12, 2022
		Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		Microsoft is buying a part of London's stock exchange. Could be renamed Softfootsie if it buys more source: fortune.com \| share:	7
		The Dutch never learn source: techxplore.com \| share:	13
		"I would have gotten (Paul Whelan) out" claims guy who was President and didn't get Paul Whelan out source: thehill.com \| share:	63

Sun December 11, 2022
		Merchant of Death wished Brittney Griner "good fortune and happiness" when they crossed paths during prisoner exchange, so she's got that going for her, which is nice source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	128

Fri December 09, 2022
		Pooty Poot open to more prisoner exchanges, would also take a cheeseburger without roaches if you have any lying around source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	30

Thu December 08, 2022
(Some web3)		PSA: If you invested your 401k in FTX NFTs, it has now gone 404 source: web3isgoinggreat.com \| share:	36

Wed December 07, 2022
		You may want to sit down for this, but the $150 anniversary coupon for "Kroger" is fake source: 13newsnow.com \| share:	13
(W3IGG)		Crypto trader Orthogonal goes from 90 to 0 source: web3isgoinggreat.com \| share:	9
(W3IGG)		Crypto trader Orthogonal goes from 90 to 0 source: web3isgoinggreat.com \| share:	9

Tue December 06, 2022
		During the last administration, you apparently could buy a presidential pardon for just $10k. Shoot a fellar could have a pretty good time in Vegas with one of those source: msn.com \| share:	105

Sun December 04, 2022
		The Minneapolis Miracle now has a high school version source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	13

Sat December 03, 2022
		We haven't had a tipping thread or a Starbucks thread in a while. Why not combine them together in one meta thread? Even better, let's make it a NY Post story, too. This should be fun source: nypost.com \| share:	54

Thu December 01, 2022
		"There is no try, only do" is no excuse, Bankman-Fried source: marketwatch.com \| share:	10
		We're cooking up some holiday FAFO in Colorado as a second Mesa County elections deputy has pleaded guilty and will testify against indicted MyPillow clerk Tina Peters source: coloradosun.com \| share:	36

Wed November 30, 2022
		Former FTX CEO says he still has $100k more than he should source: usatoday.com \| share:	28
		"The customer and employee got into an argument. Both men then pulled out guns and exchanged shots" source: kmov.com \| share:	82
		Seems that Prince Philip's legacy at Buckingham Palace still lives on. Well, it did source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		Seems that Prince Philip's legacy at Buckingham Palace still lives on. Well, it did source: bbc.com \| share:	17

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