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Wed September 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Mommee" This is your Fark Writer's Thread, reasoned debate and dialogue edition
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
If you've got COPD, like, stick to the edibles, man
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Providing zero context, zero evidence, and all the editing prowess of a drunk lemur, James O'Keefe of Project Veritas attempts to draw attention away from Trump's Taxes in a bid to become Trump's next press secretary
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before tampering with evidence of a Black man who died in police custody when you are on "Live PD," do not forget you are on "Live PD" cameras
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Mon September 28, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The new hotness is roller skating, yet again. Rollergirl approves
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but the Raiders might have broken some rules
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Science shows watching cute animals is good for your mental health. Subby hereby proposes we replace the Politics tab with the D'awww tab for at least the next two months
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Lying out your ass on a police report is illegal? Someone should have told these cops
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Fri September 25, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues McD's after breaking tooth on surprise McNugget bone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP robocalls tell republican voters that voting by mail is bad, but voting by *mail* is good. No, really
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The White House goes apesh*t over FBI chief Wray's testimony on voter fraud
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
On the one hand, this story of a violent extremist is terrifying, but on the other hand, it's the story of the tense struggle between Ben Hung and FBI Agent Diamond Outlaw so it's probably also a direct to video movie on Cinemax
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(Axios)
 
 
 
FBI Wray: there is no widespread voter fraud. Please stop taking my boss seriously. He's an idiot *blinks "SOS"*
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Fenn, Forrest, Fenn
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Turns out it doesn't matter if you release a nothingburger of a "scandal" report when the national media can do all the heavy lifting for you
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Under new proposal, misogyny could become hate crime
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New book alleges Prince Andrew is a "sex addict" and a "daring lover." Man that next season of 'The Crown' is looking better all the time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out having evidence that you're the world's money launderer is apparently bad for your bottom line. Who knew?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC observed the fifth anniversary of the day Pizza Rat graced us with his slicely presence...aaaand looks like his whole family's in town for the party
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The POTUS himself has confirmed that Covid-19 was simply a PR problem. The rest of it was handled in an A+ manner, clearly, although over 200,000 won't say so
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Twitter is looking into a possible racial bias that's causing the photo preview algorithm to show white faces more frequently than black faces. Now if only it would eliminate orange faces
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to issue executive order preventing Biden from being elected president. You wish it were satire
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Trump: Canada wants the border open. Canada: What's all this aboot, eh?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump administration backs off on the "asymptomatic people exposed to COVID don't need testing" bullshiat after being exposed for being bullshiat. Keep up the good work
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Well that's embarrassing
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: LA Sherriff's Department lies about arrest of reporter. News: Inspector General says so
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says his "terrific" health-care plan is ready to be unveiled. Trump's health advisers: wat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates remain near record lows. Actual willing lenders, not so much
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study presents evidence that the "Little Ice Age" was triggered by sea ice
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
With the evidence no longer spotty, solar cycle 25 has officially begun
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
OK, Farkers, rise and shine, don't forget your masks, cuz there's COVID outside. Time to come up with temporary coronavirus-themed nicknames for all the NFL teams for use in the next WHAR GRAF WHE?
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess who's behind the bogus study claiming China created COVID-19? Go on, guess
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Sure the police might have some bad apples, but a review of 2,400 cases only found misconduct 54% of the time
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Glass tables can cause life-threatening injuries, Danny Thomas cosplay. Who didn't see this coming?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Okay, which one of you jokers ordered the Monday? Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, Sober Day edition. The party starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump makes four false claims. News: In one sentence. Farked: Anyone who's still surprised by this
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(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
Evidence that The Ruler exists (You young Farkers won't have a friggin clue about this). Protip: COMMANDER CODY
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What are we locking Obama up for, exactly?
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Cops looking for Dodge that destroyed church playground last week and caused a thousand dollars worth of damage, which seems about right to replace a taillight on a late model vehicle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stupid farkin article thinks it has EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL but anyway I love everyone sometimes except people who really piss me off
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax announces that he will temporarily forgo any further sexual assaults upon women in order to enter the 2021 race for Virginia governor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Providing evidence that we are currently intersecting with a parallel universe, former Obama DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson has been invited to Liberty University to address the students on the subject of moral leadership
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-cops charged in George Floyd's death deploy the cartoon Spider-Man pointing meme as their defense
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nikola shares down 16% following yesterday's explosive Hindenberg Group accusations
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Thu September 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man catches 2,645 fish in 24 hours for Guinness record. That's a lot of beer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At what stage of dementia do patients begin seeing nonexistent auto plants in swing states?
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers may have finally found evidence for sleep in sharks
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
The rare double-debunk: No, Kamala Harris has never been convicted of a felony, and even if she was, that would not make her ineligible to serve as VP. Jesus, the Channers are getting awfully lazy this election cycle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dude, she's just not into you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
DOJ wants to officially become Trump's personal legal team
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
U.S. military recovers intact UFO, does poor job of hiding it (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cutting unemployment benefits has not done a damned thing for hiring
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Sat September 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the MyPillow guy's dream cure is a nightmare
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The wealthy have no empathy
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Folks in Spotsylvania County, Virginia are better than most at the TikTok "shoot yourself to death while handcuffed in the back seat of a Sheriff's department patrol car" challenge. At least, that's what the Sheriff's department says
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mammoth herd discovered at Mexico City airport construction site. Also maskless
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Thu September 03, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Two men accused of poaching elk. Idiots. Don't they know that it's much more flavorful when you braise it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is currently pushing nine conspiracy theories. Nine (Insert Count laughing here)
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Wed September 02, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once again the actual experts weigh in on Trump's lies: NIH panel says convalescent plasma should NOT be considered as the standard of care. The US government seems to be flying on instruments, a kazoo and a triangle maybe
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
E-cigarettes won't help you quit smoking, but it's got to be better for the cat and your wife than going to Quitters Inc
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump finally breaks CNN's fact checker
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Charges dropped against Florida Walmart shopper who pulled gun in mask dispute'. Is this peak Florida or would that have required nudity?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Okay, boomer... pass it over here
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Tue September 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh my star and garters, footman, fetch my fainting couch: Interior Department IG finds that two senior Interior dept officials lied to Congress (which is a felony) about why they moved BLM HQ to Colorado
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You might want to take a break from smoking pot when you start pooping marijuana
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
OK, so it took a while, but an ancient sloth found to have been bitten by an ancient crocodile, not a later gator
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
OK, so the comedian asked people to name a bastard from history and he would absolve them of whatever crime using GOP Logic. In this thread we pick a noted do-gooder from history and your fellow Farkers will CONDEMN them using GOP Logic
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Former KY family court judge accused of in-office 3-ways, firing people so her lover could be hired, extorting/pressuring court employees into working on her campaign during working hours, and other shenanigans found guilty on 10 of 12 charges
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your high blood pressure meds didn't give you cancer - you did that on your own
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's says its former CEO's lawsuit is a flurry of McLies. With cheese
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anti masker learns that facts don't care about his feelings
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA Commissioner will soon authorize a COVID-19 vaccine before Phase Three clinical trials are complete. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study suggests that - just like your mom - the Earth has always been wet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Democrats launch contempt proceeding against Mike Pompeo
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news, the damage done to friendships during the pandemic is temporary. The screen captures of pantless zoom calls not so much
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
If this list was any longer you need to nail it to the door of a church
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Successful prophet's advice to anyone unlucky enough to be living through 2020: 'Get used to it.' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi says Biden shouldn't debate Trump, but not for the reason you might think
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The cops that killed Breonna Taylor have been botching drug raids since at least 2018
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers from MIT and Oxford say staying six feet apart from other people isn't enough to protect from COVID-19, along with a host of other things we're doing wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering if Facebook is still allowing and monetizing racist militia groups looking for an excuse to act out their Turner Diaries fantasies, they are
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Soccer ref banned from store for shoplifting cleared after VAR review
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(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
"1 arrested in 'elaborate' scheme to steal & resell pistachios, $350k in nuts & trailers recovered." This story is literally nuts
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(Some Yob)
 
 
 
Yobs set to co-star in The Hangover 8
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure. You first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're having a pretty good day when you're a paleontologist running on the beach to catch up to your team and literally trip over a stegosaurus bone, confirming they once lived in Scotland
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Alright detective sir, we've tried isolation, we've tried the good cop bad cop routine, our suspect is not talking and we're not getting any kind of confession out of him. I think it's time we bring out the skeleton with glowing red eyes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The RNC looked like a bad parody of SNL"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
U.S. Ambassador to Russia John Sullivan says that Russia must conduct an "immediate, comprehensive, and transparent investigation" on the poisoning of Alexei Navalny, will most likely be looking for a new job by the end of the week
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
An alien squirrel found on Mars by NASA rover is just more evidence that Fark and its rodents are more advanced at trying to conquer the universe than previously thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top homeland security official "Chad Wolf" says Department of Homeland Security doesn't have the authority to send law enforcement to polling sites. Who wants to be Chad Wolf's "Replacement"?
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Sun August 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mexico claims that drinking Coca-Cola will give you Covid-19, making it clear once and for all it really is the worst pop in existence
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Sat August 22, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cesar Villanueva says he likes stabbing at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. "I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to stab at Walmart or something," he said
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
For those keeping score, the guy who organized the Native American protests during Trump's Rushmore campaign rally is up to three felony and four misdemeanor charges, facing 17 years in prison
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Court says if your fly is unzipped you're inviting a stranger to stick his hand in your pants
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Thu August 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday and the Killer B's are up tonight. Let's discuss in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst concerned Kanye used her image on a campaign poster
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Facebook fires employee who exposed conservative bias on the internet
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Video evidence of Robert Kraft getting tossed gets tossed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well that's odd: The Senate Intel committee report on the 2016 mentions Konstantin Kilimnik, a Russian intelligence agent and close friend and business associate of Paul Manafort, more than 800 times. Devin Nunes' report didn't even mention him once
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Honey is a better cough treatment than antibiotics, and it's better for colds too
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
"Maybe that's a good thing to have a virus that is more infectious but less deadly," Well, given that we are never going to get the Plague Rats to go along with wearing masks, maybe this is what we need to go with
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(NORML)
 
 
 
Study: Off-hours marijuana use does not impair job performance of restaurant help
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And there it is, the quiet part said out loud. Tag is for the guy on the left, constipated Sherlock's to the right
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pay up Tavis, not so Smiley now are you
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(State of Utah)
 
 
 
In other news, people still farm mink
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans claim Democrats are fabricating a crisis over the USPS, with no evidence of ill intent other than the President's own words and deeds
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boring Kitchener, Ontario gets shook up by an IED
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
The "Lost Colony of Roanoke," who disappeared without a trace (except for "CROATOAN" being cryptically carved into a tree) has been found. Researchers confirmed they were assimilated into a local Native tribe-*checks notes*- the Croatoans. Seriously?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The heir to the Moosehead Brewery fortune was found beaten to death with 40 strikes to the skull perhaps from Labatt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe was right again. This is why you should always listen to Uncle Joe
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and giving your lady friend a ride on your motorcycle and crash into a fire hydrant, don't take off on the damaged bike and leave her behind, Mr. Firefighter
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"There's no widespread evidence of Subby being in a secret relationship with Kate Beckinsale." "There's no evidence that he's not in one with her either"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elvis ain't dead, the King of Rock and Roll is still alive. Long live the conspiracy world (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Presidential Crimes Commission should be #1 on the democrats contract with America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More evidence that Australia's wildlife has it in for humans. Holy mackerel
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
QAnon wacko who is poised to join Congress tries to distance herself from the baseless conspiracy ... by blaming the media for misrepresenting her by sharing her own words on her support for the Qidiots
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This is fine. Everything's fine
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Thu August 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump calls on Joe Biden to denounce radical far-left group Antifa. Yes the one that exists only in his head
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Big 12 plans fall football, still dreaming of two more teams
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Add "boomerang earthquakes" to your list of things you now need to worry about in 2020
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In any other normal universe it would be rare to use the phrase 'Completely Berserk' to describe the leader of the free world, but yet here we are
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says he has serious doubts that Russia's COVID-19 vaccine is safe and effective which means Trump will be promoting it by the end of the week
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hawaii says aloha to voting by mail
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Are you saying I shouldn't use my 9 year old as a getaway driver in Grand Theft Auto?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BP worker who was fired for making a meme of his company's wage negotiations gets his job back on appeal. Just wait until Hitler hears about this
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Great, now coronavirus is killing sex
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the DNA evidence will exonerate him, why is he fighting so hard against releasing it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I still believe the president
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
And this is exactly why they did it. Mnuchin warns that unless Trump is reelected taxpayers will have to pay back their payroll tax cut
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former McDonald's CEO accused of spreading his special sauce while on the job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Library of Congress' new "Letters to Lincoln" project includes advice, warnings, a call to shoot deserters, and of course that now-infamous observation that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
After killing a man for being in his apartment, a former police officer wants 10-year sentence overturned because the building was confusing and it's self defense to shoot a stranger in a home you think is yours
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Capitalism: Creating haves and Have nots since 4,000 BC
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gronk smash
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Greater Recession
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You can now make a claim in the $7.5M Google+ security flaw settlement which could be worth a massive $0.000002 after attorney fees and other costs are deducted
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Thu August 06, 2020
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
First he resigned as church pastor after speaking at KKK birthday party. Now AL Rep. Will Dismukes faces arrest for stealing from employer. Looks like 2020 is your year to shine, dude
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How we found coronavirus in a cat. And yes, we're recovering nicely from our wounds. Thanks for asking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Univeristy School of Economics finds that cutting off the $600 enhanced unemployment benefit would REALLY hurt the recovery of our economy. You know, the one that's almost entirely driven by conumer spending these days?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump trade stooge Peter Navarro cites renowned medical expert Scott Adams as authority on hydroxychloroquine during CNN interview
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for sex with student. Just kidding, she took TFD's advice and farked his dad (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
World leader whose re-election rally wasn't punked by thousands of teenagers says he sees no evidence to suggest that TikTok should be banned
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. Officials: "Our President is a goddamn moron, please stop listening to what he says"
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(Fresh Toast)
 
 
 
Can vouch for this
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The USDA has identified 14 different species in those 'mystery seeds' from China and so far, no magic beanstalks
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Paleontologists claiming to have found the world's smallest dinosaur in amber are skull-farked
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Protracted accretion of planetesimals ... and you have already clicked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, "Is such a thing possible?". Ancient Egyptian theorists, "No"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deep in a central Texas cave, University of Houston scientists and a doctoral candidate are studying OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Just no. Not this year. How about next year? Next year is good. It's been there 15,000 years. We can wait
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, Melania's Mt. Rushmore dress didn't feature drawing by victims of child sex-trafficking to raise awareness of their plight, it was just a really ugly dress
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(The National)
 
 
 
Your stupid kid who learned to play an instrument is still stupid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Forget about gay frogs. The government is testing chemicals designed to disrupt human reproductive cycles on non-consenting people in the guise of 'crowd control'. Vote
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officer accused of aiding George Floyd's death says charges should be dropped because he wasn't really paying attention and didn't know the other cops were doing anything wrong
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Geriatric doctor gets tired of looking at old people
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Investigation finds that Target Starbucks barista is not guilty of tamponering with LAPD officer's Frappuccino, to the surprise of no one who's ever actually seen a tampon before
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A San Francisco pastor wrote in a bulletin to his congregation that "news reports on COVID are largely unreal" and suggested without evidence that the media have inflated the severity of the pandemic to unseat President Donald Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO official points out COVID-19 is not in a "second" wave and is not a seasonal illness like the flu. Reports indicate this comes as a surprise to those who aren't clear on the definition of "second," "wave," or "is"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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Tue July 28, 2020
(El Pais)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has breached the blood-brain barrier. We're looking at a respiratory disease that also causes neurotoxicity
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Giant waves of sand are moving on Mars. Fark: Astronomers were surprised by this
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And the latest homemade anti-coronavirus remedy is...semen smoothies?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cat.exe has stopped responding: Abort, Retry, Close
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Mon July 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first case of 'rona in an animal in the UK has been confirmed. It's a cat, so clearly that virus has no idea what it's gotten itself involved with
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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Sat July 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Dogs can sniff out all sorts of things. Drugs, explosives, coronavirus. Say what??
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Would you rather have a hummingbird-size dinosaur, or a dinosaur-size hummingbird? Too bad, you don't get either
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge tells Trump's goon squad that the first amendment is still in effect. Certainly they would never ignore a judge's orders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-Semitic and homophobic booklets posted through residents' doors in Bristol. Degree of difficulty: England, not Tennessee
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
CDC: if you're into making masks at home, make sure you're into multiples too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not put your knee on the neck of a 2 y.o. child to make your point about BLM
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Space Force says Russia went 'pew'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge correctly rules that since Commerce Secretary Ross used his personal e-mail account to send work-related e-mail, it too is subject to FOIA. Subby, a former FOIA guy, had that same uncomfortable conversation with VERY powerful people MANY times
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For those heavy blow days
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that a non-avian dinosaur shed its feathers in a way similar to that of modern songbirds. Short article links to longer popular article and a peer-reviewed paper. Tag is for creationists running in terror from more evidence
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia just tested a space-based projectile weapon. Let's see that film on blinding techniques, then we'll all have some lunch
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada ends asylum agreement with the United States because we keep violating human rights
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity apologizes for wrong thing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of people Roy Den Hollander did not kill is getting shorter. It was all about ethics in men's rights lawsuits
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(Nature)
 
 
 
World's top peer-reviewed science journal publishes a controversial paper saying that Mexico had illegal immigrants ruining everything 30,000 years ago. Bonus headline dodge "but not everyone is convinced"
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Nobody ever has good things to say about the guy in the troubled relationship buying shovels & cleaning supplies the day after his girlfriend disappears
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hanging around with 2,000 catalytic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ics? You oughta know by now
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US is flunking its collective cognitive assessment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fresh baby witches band together to hex the Moon
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them'
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dogs may use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate. Cats just bend it to their will
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
What does Rock, Paper, Scissors have in common with brothels? If you don't know, read the article or ask your mom
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Man refuses to argue with girlfriend, loses the argument
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A released Siamese crocodile has been found nesting in the wild. No word on her twin
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"If you are leaving these lemons full of needles in public, we ask that you stop, and then talk to us to explain what you were doing"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
M-I-C... crazy Mouseketeer's alleged killer released pending trial. K-E-Y... Why? Because we like him. W-T-Actual-Faaark
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out Monument Valley on Mars before the protestors destroy it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paging a Mister Sweeney Todd? Sweeney Todd to the white courtesy phone please (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline "Video shows protesters get shipment of bats before Brooklyn Bridge brawl" Article and Video: somebody unloaded six bats from his car trunk near the protest site, and there's zero evidence any bats were used during the clash with police
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(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Happy 15th (really??) Birthday to The Gray Wave. HA HA we're getting old
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's the full list of major retailers requiring masks at all locations, in case you run into a public mask-debater
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: If you are against me, you are a satanic atheist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro writes a pants-on-the-head crazy op-ed bashing Dr. Fauci
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Durian-crazed pachyderm breaks into fruit store twice, raises elephantine stink
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Korea, they are getting serious about online harassment of celebrities. Post "she looks like a bar hostess" comment on a girl group member's picture, get fined $415 by district court
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida survival dependent on people behaving better. So, we're all doomed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tin foil. It's not just for wrapping your head anymore
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Far Cry is a flat circle?
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy 9-11 admits that there is no tax audit going on with Trump's taxes, the real problem is that Trump doesn't want to turn his taxes over to "Soros-elected, anarchist DAs" that are getting "paid by Soros". Well that should help, thanks Rudy
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pizzagate proponents believe Ghislaine Maxwell was involved with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because it's 2020 and why the hell not
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step right up and try your luck on psychopathy spectrum test
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parade of Trump voters on boats shows clear evidence of one fact: Trump is killing it in sales of branded flags
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dewine won't order a mask order then proceeds to talk about how they could really get things under control if a large set of the population was wearing masks
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Utah's governor declares state of emergency due to "civil unrest." Say what you want, but when you've got Mormons raising hell, that's an ethos
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, you were able to bet on table tennis matches from Ukraine in New Jersey
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New WHO guidance says it needs evidence on airborne transmission. WHY? Because they're clinging to the surface-transmission theory
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes celebrates the return of the good old days of 100% interest on payday loans. It's good for customers?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Costco keeps climbing, not carin' about Karens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President of teachers' union: "I double-dog dare Donald Trump to sit in a class of 39 sixth graders and breathe that air"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Some spots" of economic damage? "SOME SPOTS?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thousands of lives saved as Massachusetts voters no longer have to drive to the polls this November
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What is the meaning of cromulence?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's evidence that Trump is terrified that his base is deserting him
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The worst drivers in America are .... Hold my PBR and let me finish this here headline thing. Whar Illinois? Whar
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexico: about that wall thing
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Deep in Mexico's Yucatán caves, scientists find evidence Native Americans mined red ochre pigment over 10,000 years ago. Difficulty: Caves now flooded by higher sea levels
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous pandemic is raging doesn't mean mass shootings are out of style. Four wounded by gunman at Hoover, AL mall
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles mayor: There's nothing connecting the COVID spike to the woke protests and you GOP haters can suck it...by which I mean there, um, is a link but we're hoping that part only shows up in the Friday night news dump that nobody reads
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Crammin' 'em in like sardines"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkey tries carvers
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the market crashing and more evidence emerging of high climate impacts, Japan's investment drive in LNG is becoming a bit stinky
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barefoot Bonnie and Clyde have pulled their guns before
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says she's lost trust in Dr. Anthony Fauci because he isn't blaming BLM protesters for the Rona surge. He also isn't blaming dolphin farts or the lack of a Season 2 of Watchmen so what's her point?
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
If someone calls the cops on you because they know you have a body in a barrel, it's probably not the smartest thing if you calmly walk out in your backyard and throw the barrel over your fence. While the cops watch you do it
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 1,000 years in jail for child porn, gets early release on parole in less than 10 years. Several phrasing type headlines scrapped as inappropriate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago, Mike Pence said, "Thanks to Donald Trump, we are winning the fight against the invisible enemy." Let's take a quick look at how that turned out, shall we?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville posts photo of her kissing Denise Richards, and you've already gone and clicked the link, right. I could literally post anything here. Hello?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Teens are mastering the art of trolling Trump
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr directs staff to create special antifa task force. Bigfoot and martian invader task forces still in initial planning stages
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Why won't these embarrassingly tone-deaf white people leave everybody else the hell alone?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three new studies find that Fox News is literally killing thousands of Americans with intentional pandemic disinformation. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... START... YOUR... LAWYERS
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Pissed-off Teachers)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've failed as state Superintendent of Public Instruction? When you can count the teachers who've donated to your re-election campaign on zero hands
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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Wed June 24, 2020
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"I roundly reject the notion we're somehow in the way of reform" claims man who is trying to stop reform
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Judiciary Committee will hear testimony from DOJ officials on AG Barr's corruption beginning at 12PM Eastern
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With all the protests and unrest going on, it's only a matter of time before thousands of BLM protesters comedown with coronavirus, right? RIGHT?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Remember when accusing a president of treason was a big deal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to slide down ramp in slippery new poll. Seems he's bad at handling this pandemic and racial strife. The guy who can't keep a casino afloat is bad at his job? The guy elected by America's racists is bad at his job?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your state took 9 weeks to reach 50,000 COVID-19 cases, but four weeks and a day to reach 100,000 cases, you might be from Florida
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
In case you needed further evidence of Trump's lack of respect for the First Amendment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump won't be able to use Ukraine to attack Biden
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. DeSantis jumps from his left foot to the right and does the Hokey Pokey, says testing doesn't account for COVID-19 spike in his state
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Return of the King
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: SDG&E Worker Fired Over Alleged Racist Gesture Says He Was Cracking Knuckles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Investigation into Sen. Loeffler's (R-eally Crooked) insider trading ends with a dismissal of charge... mostly because it was decided by a jury of her peers
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trashcan Lannister opens medical wing of deep state conspiracy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(Narco? Polo)
 
 
 
Want to be a narc for profit? Images of 14 suspects of arson in Minneapolis and St. Paul; offer of $5,000 for information that leads to identification
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia sentences US citizen and military man Paul Whelan to 16 years of hard labor for being a particularly bad spy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally. As we've all known, The Beatles were really into slavery. Can't Buy Me Love, indeed
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man with no discernible talents complains about overpaying the peons
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're in trouble now, mister
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Andromeda isn't so far away after all
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Fri June 12, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ancient crocodiles walked on two legs like dinosaurs, Egyptians
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sweden says the 34-year mystery of Prime Minister Palme's assassination is solved and done with, denies any connection to the RAND Corp., Illuminati, Jack Ruby, or Stone Cutters
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Landing pad for ancient astronauts 'would be pretty neat parking space' if they just cleaned the rocks off, say experts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every white American should read this even though Fark redlit it 10 hours ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fact check: Martin Gugino does not own a police scanner or any device that can "black out" equipment
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cops request help identifying victims of police abuse. So they can arrest them. Good luck with that, guys. Your political capital balance is currently running a deficit
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Scientists have discovered new evidence for active volcanism next door to some of the most densely populated areas of Europe." Maybe Giant Meteor better get its act together
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Black man dies in police custody on May 20 and an investigation into it just began because the UK is just starting to admit systemic racism in policing is a thing there too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you take the concept of having a "vanilla concrete" a BIT too far
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To cut Coronavirus risk, movie studios will replace sex scenes with CGI ASCII images. ( . )( . ) awww yeahhh
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The United States could very possibly lose a court case due to Netflix trademarking the hell out of Space Force. Just goes to prove once more, everything Trump touches dies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: "China is deliberately trying to sabotage efforts to make COVID vaccine." China: "Prove it. There's no need to be shy." Rick Scott: "Errrrr, ummmm, errrrr"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out billion-year-old water tastes terrible, but not as bad as Dasani
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop seriously injures protestor, arrests him and refers him for prosecution. The prosecutor reviews the evidence and Officer Bologna is now charged as it turns out the cops story was... Bologna
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Before you start getting too excited about the market and the economy you should know that Jim Cramer just declared "We're back"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
In Russia the aliens probe you. Hey wait a sec
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's pocket is not where we think you are, unless you're talking about the prison pocket
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Health News Review)
 
 
 
This week's frontrunner for Clickbait Weaselry of the Week is Reuters: " COVID-19 journalism that devolves to that level of dreck is dangerous"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
End Devonian extinction caused by ozone hole and global warming. So don't do that, OK?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What are evidence-based policies to reduce police violence? Here comes the threaded science
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bingo. Serious business
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Some good news: "The evidence indicates that the economic effects of the 1918 influenza pandemic were short-term... society recovered from the 1918 influenza quickly. The Spanish flu left almost no discernible mark on the aggregate US economy"
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