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Sat December 04, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you hold a conch shell up to your ear, you can hear the ocean. If you swab the inside of it for DNA, though, you can solve a 20 year old murder case
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Is it too soon to start talking about responsible chefs and British cuisine control?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Rural North Dakota superintendent thinks he is so woke in sending out an anti-'woke' tirade to school administrators across the state. And then it got weird
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
1a) Are you an owl?
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
"After claiming Democrats were 'cheating' ahead of Nov. 2 elections, state Sen. Amanda Chase has yet to share proof"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, weeks? *Orders more popcorn*
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Thu December 02, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Some will say he screwed up, others will say he botched his plan. But really he just shot himself in the foot
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for throwing something at police car during protest. They had concrete evidence
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Weed impacts sperm counts and motility in two generations of mice. Whoa, like sucks to be those guys
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Successful tests of mRNA delivery mechanism that emulates the flu virus: next generation mRNA vaccines may be delivered by a nebulizer, not a needle
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont group calls for lowering the potency of marijuana, drinking only Heineken
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Why the Fark can't we time travel so we can kill Hitler's grandfather or whatever?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Of course, Trump has nothing to hide. He wants to keep White House records around January 6 secret because he's a man of principles. Not because there's a lot of incriminating evidence, like this, that could land him in prison
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moderna stock falls on Omicron news
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moderna's COVID vax likely not terribly effective against Omicron according to Moderna's CEO. Efficacy of horse de-wormer, drinking bleach, and licking Justin Bieber's sweet balls are unaffected
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Legal discovery around the McDonald's soft-serve diagnostic technology case is heating up and the company's excuses are beginning to melt
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed judge rules in favor of healthcare workers' rights to infect their patients
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(Some Blockchain)
 
 
 
More crypto evidence we live in the stupidest timeline
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Keep your manscaping kit in good order, fellow Farkers. The time will be upon us yet
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
My Pillow Guy claims 'millions' tuned into his "Great Patriot Thanks-A-Thon" streaming special." Let's go to the actual numbers, shall we? Oh my
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Fri November 26, 2021
(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
I don't care, I'm calling it the Unicron Variant
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New tests settle long-running scientific debate as to whether clothes found at an 8,000 year old city were made of linen or wool. Fark: Everybody was wrong, they were tree bark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not helping your case buddy. You're just not
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wait - I had something for this
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover gut bacteria that improve memory in bees while yours just continue to create unforgettable olfactory nightmares
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell is too deep in his lunacy to turn back to sanity
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Wed November 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mr. Fibber is very upset the Wall Street Journal took him at his word when he "joked" he had Covid Toe, helpfully provides direct visual evidence he doesn't
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Whichever one of you is leaving dick pics around Disney World, the Orange County Sheriff politely asks that you knock it off
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Tue November 23, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana lawmakers accused of intimidating hospital officials are pleased to report that they've investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Muscogee Nation is requesting the University of Alabama return stolen artifacts and human remains. Roll Tribe
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
19-year-old North Carolina man arrested for exercising his right to bear spray a Capitol DC cop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Research shows dogs know when owners lie to them. Your dog wants the truth about that steak
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
This just in, Keanu Reeves is still the nicest man in Hollywood. And now here's Tom with the weather
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mosaic belonging to Caligula used as coffee table for 50 years. I'm guessing that's not dried creamer
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Wack wack wack, pew pew pew
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hand-wringing editorial suggests you should disregard the insanity of your GQP relatives and still invite them to Thanksgiving. Or, you could forget them because they are gone and actually enjoy your holiday. Your call
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wonders, "Donald who?" as the 1/6 commission circles him
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Sat November 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember the screen shots Mike Lindell showed at his cyber symposium that were supposed to be evidence of election fraud? Well...they weren't. "It was some copier talking to a desktop saying 'I am still here waiting for you to send me a print job.'"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Magas just pawn in game of Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top cardiologist gives verdict on chocolate, coffee and wine. Two out of three ain't bad
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI search for Jimmy Hoffa leads to landfill in NJ. AKA, Anytown, NJ
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Yeah, f*ck science
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Thu November 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Three individuals were arrested in Massachusetts after officers observed one of them shooting a deer decoy from inside a vehicle after legal hunting hours on private property. And damn that meat was tough
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"There is no thread?" "No, something different, and harder to sum up, which is that certain topics are simply out of bounds. The existence of the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is one of those"
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UberCreeps
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch thinks Trump should stop focusing on the past. That's the joke
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Go hug your Gammie. If not for her, for you
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(Patch)
 
 
 
You'd think a person acquitted of murder because Superstorm Sandy destroyed key evidence during his trial would thank his lucky stars, cry he will he never kill again and vow to live a clean life. Since this is Fark
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
After almost 20 years of research, doctors are beginning human trials of a vaccine for Alzheimer's. You did remember to sign up, right?
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Tue November 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's fortunate that General Flynn couldn't find somebody at DoD better than Ezra
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
No, 'Super colds' are not spreading - we've just forgotten what normal illnesses are like because we've been protected from them by hiding in our COVID bunkers for so long
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If your coup plot fails, don't be a quitter. Try and try again
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Mon November 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunters are advised to stop farking the deer
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Dementia linked to inflammatory foods. Oh yeah? Well my something on a something sandwich says SCREW YOU
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie sleuths convinced that the leg found floating near Florida park belongs to him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Evidence shows nature is running AMOC
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
America's piss-poor 2020 response to a pandemic of one virus might give us an epidemic of a whole different one. Wonderful
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Unwell
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Thu November 11, 2021
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Never sign up for auto-pay if you don't want to decompose in a desert home for two years
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man's request to have neighbors look after his Stradivarius collection leads to unbelievable violins
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DNA evidence puts man in prison for A) murder B) arson C) tree poaching
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A brief pause, a time out, a mulligan, I'm desperate here, don't give them the evidence
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Get upset about a mask mandate, flash a gun, and kick an employee in the crotch? Don't worry, it'll only cost you fifty bucks once the Montana AG gets involved
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Tue November 09, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This was the gentle, genial frustration of an uncle who can't get something through a nephew's head. We seemed so smart. Why didn't we believe in the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently Aaron Rodgers' "research" this summer missed the copious evidence of cardiopulmonary problems post-Covid even if the patient's case was mild
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If the allegations of child and spousal abuse don't sink Sean Parnell's senate campaign, the texts he sent to his wife that are evidence in their custody hearing likely will: "the only women who are firefighters either want to hook-up or are lesbians"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We want a system of govt in which the rule of law works, not one that responds to crowds that loudly chant "lock him up"..while it's not easy to live thru the struggle to restore a functioning democracy, the hard work & the waiting are worth doing"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe if liberals would just come out and admit that masking kids at school does actually have some downsides, the MAGA crowd would gratefully acknowledge their honesty and agree to cooperate, suggested a moron
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Coal rolling teen who struck bicyclists charged with six felonies. Since it's Texas, finding 12 coal rolling bicycle haters to serve as a jury of his peers should be a piece of cake
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israeli archaeologists find evidence that Texas governor Abbott has procured Obama's time machine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I only drink millet beer from a 3,000 year old Czech recipe. You've probably never heard of it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man angry that roads will be getting fixed
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not mentioned: Dress as a chicken while sacrificing one of them to the blind chicken god Chocker
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(Inc)
 
 
 
How to write a proper resignation letter, as evidenced by Bill Watterson
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nope, not suspicious at all for New Jersey: Top Democrat says they 'recently found' 12,000 ballots missing from the Boss Sweeney race
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Man who doused himself with hand sanitizer gets whole-body sanitized after police tase him and he bursts into flames
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For once Chrysler isn't responsible for an exploding Pacifica engine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Stupid wokeness"
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Plan on voting Democrat? That's an arrestin'
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga talks about being really annoying for a year and a half
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Biden is a vampire who wants to kill and suck the blood from babies
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(Insider)
 
 
 
See Kyle's lawyer makes it clear to the jury where the defense is Kkkoming from
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One species, then there's two. Who made who, who made you? Gut biome, what'd you do? If you made them and they made you. who picked up the bill, and who made who?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Awjeeznotthisshiatagain.jpg
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.", as proven in 2020/21
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Five questions when SCOTUS takes up Texas's abortion law, now that the justices have the evidence of its sweeping impact
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Germany lifts ban on GoldenEye64, fueling hopes it could come to the Switch. Oddjob still a wonderful choice in multiplayer
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Sat October 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Trapped within 2.5-billion-year-old ruby, evidence of ancient life found for first time ever
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, crashing your SUV, and leaving it blocking traffic lanes so a motorcyclist crashes into it and dies, is no way to go through life as a brand-new State Police Academy graduate
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Humans descended from a g-g-g-g-ghost
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour MP apologizes for accurately describing her Tory peers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Can't believe we have to say this, but don't take chainsaws to our bridges," officials said
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury awards $10 million to a former hospital marketing executive who said he was fired for being a white man. Well, it's about time someone started sticking up for those people
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Wed October 27, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Guess who is no plague rat anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dog can't decide who served the best steak, so shares the responsibility
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Balls versus Bumps in Cleveland, winner keeps the name. There can be only one
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was one of those times a comma or two in the headline would have been really handy
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your defense for being accused of murdering your husband is "Eddie Munster is the REAL killer", well, maybe hold off on picking out appetizers to serve for your post-acquittal party
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You can take the former satellite country out of the Russian Olympics team's plans but you can't take the Russian Olympics team's plans out of the former satellite country
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Tue October 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drew last seen whistling past the graveyard
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Police manage to take a rape case with video evidence and witnesses and make into a case about cops lying to the public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's better than some but worse than others. OK, better than one other
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Although the British Invasion was driven off, here come the bagpipes of the Madagascar Massacre. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and busted: judge throwing the book at a defendant. New hotness: judge throwing James O'Queefe's own book at him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Ones Where Gunther Said Something Funny
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man thinks he has a really big fish on his line, turns out it's actually a discarded gun tied to a brick
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
More whole-grains, less diabe-tes. No conclusion on wal-rus 'stache
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you hate the Astros because of the sign-stealing scandal, you'd better be ready to also hate about half of MLB
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Fri October 22, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New evidence strongly suggests covid, like your mom and the flu, is a seasonal infection linked to low temperatures and humidity
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman with an MD upset that the majority of the medical and pharmaceutical professions value evidence over stigginit
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Galaxy:"Hi, I'm NGC 2005. Who are you?" Large Magellanic Cloud:"OM NOM NOM"
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Morons are mad at Fauci because Fauci keeps calling them morons. Apparently, the truth does hurt
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
US Capitol officer busted helping 1/6 tourist delete evidence on 1/7
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Thu October 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit guy is going to jail
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Rittenhouse prosecutors to Judge: We'd like the defense to be barred from labelling the men Kyle killed "rioters, arsonists, looters" because there isn't a SHRED of evidence they did any of those things
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio is the only state where strangulation is not a felony, so everyone grab a chicken and get to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biggest Loser
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
It's time for another Psaki psmackdown
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Anytime Brett Favre and The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase are involved in money, you know things may go bad
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Wait, Democrats have a messaging problem? Get outta town
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan representative wears 'Q' button at election audit rally. Hilarity ensues
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Countering decades of evidence otherwise, Archbishop announces that young Catholic men don't have to do anything they're not comfortable with
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Free Thought day, so if you were expecting a penny for your thoughts you'll want to wait until tomorrow
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(PNAS)
 
 
 
Some handy stats for anyone still trying to pretend they don't know what those participation trophies really mean
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I think of all the things I've worried about and been afraid of in my life-and now it's plain that I've been scared of the wrong things in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Russian style "ghost candidates" involved in Florida corruption case. Defendants expected to claim "Jack Johnson" and "John Jackson" are real people and not meant to confuse anyone
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: The LGBTQ community wants to destroy traditional family values. Like paying off a porn star, while your 3rd wife carries your child
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New, like, research and stuff suggests adults with breast cancer totally smoke up but don't pass that nugg to their doctors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK job vacancies reach 20-year high. "Vacancies?" That's a 'British English' thing, like "torch" is a flashlight and "biscuits" are cookies, right? Sure. Gotta be
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
That Doggo stabbed my wife
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Frances Haugen to meet with Facebook Oversight Board, will hopefully check that the elevator is actually there before stepping inside and falling onto polonium bullets
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Frances Haugen to meet with Facebook Oversight Board, will hopefully check that the elevator is actually there before stepping inside and falling onto polonium bullets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers were tipped off by a shard of mammoth bone bearing the inscription: "Warning: The Shaman-General has determined that indulging in the burning leaf ritual is dangerous to your health"
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
More evidence is emerging that Covid-19 infection turns people into Republicans
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(MontanaRightNow)
 
 
 
Idaho: for when Montanans want to feel smart
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can any Republican admit there wasn't election theft on January 6?
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Maricopa County has listened to your pleas for radical reforms in law enforcement: will now review evidence *before* charging someone with a felony
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sporting KC's Felipe Hernandez suspended for going full Pete Rose
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Fri October 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Doctors warn against latest fad of eating workout powder dry, say it should always be mixed with tide pods or cinnamon for full effect
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extinct giant ground sloths earned their pudding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford developing technology to remove your children and your phone from your car, otherwise this headline is false
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Seen Kyle? He was just over there to hunt. Got spooked and bagged two humans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Legalize arsenic as a food additive, it's my right to choose
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's about to lose $100 million in federal aid because Gov. Duncey wants to stiggit. No typo
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover 2,700-year-old toilet in Jerusalem, lid still up
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Mon October 04, 2021
(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Bing, please take me to Google
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump: I have done more for Christianity than anyone else
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Grey wolf OR-93 lopes through Ventura county. Never change McQuade
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Fri October 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Then he used Hypotrochian Transquaestiation on me: he changed the subject in such a way as to imply that the question had just been settled-that he had won the point and I had lost in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suspected French serial killer's suicide note to be nominated for "Understatement of the Century" Award
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that 9,000 years before humans domesticated chickens, they tried to do the same thing to Australian Murder Turkeys. Since you've never had Kentucky Fried Murder Turkey, you can figure out how that worked out for everybody
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If the rest of us oohed and aahed and said, "Gosh, a wheel, no one's ever thought of that before," just to make that person feel good, nothing would ever get done in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Shakira forced to escape aggressive bores at party. News: boars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tennessee Grand Jury after being shown video of a man driving his SUV into and over BLM protesters: Sorry, we haven't seen enough evidence. Bonus: The man admits to it and turned himself into police. Jury: Still not enough evidence
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If this won't make you get vaccinated, nothing will: Covid-19 blamed for causing "restless anal syndrome" in 77-year-old man, and it's a condition that's just as shiatty as it sounds
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Wed September 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar may still get 18 years in the pen and counting
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Texans no longer want Abbottoir. They don't want O'Rourke or McConaughy either. And Bambi Woods is right out
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The DA's office is leading the investigation into the incident where a 17-year-old boy ran over six cyclists, which the DA himself first found out about through social media
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, tell Alexa to Bing "Google"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect foul play at Swedish apartment building blast, pointing to evidence of the Swedish Chef preparing his famous 'Guonpuoder Cheecken'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazing what a difference a few fraud charges make. Elizabeth Holmes has gone from projecting an image of a fierce GirlBoss triumphing over Silicon Valley's techbros, to claiming to be just a silly little girl who did whatever her boyfriend said
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Interesting strategy to say the least
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Lime Skittles are coming back permanently. Those of you who have friends who love MnMs know what to do
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A lot of the evidence against the 1/6 insurrectionists was scooped off the internet by iCOP or Internet Covert Operations Program, which is a division of ...the United States Postal Inspection Service? The mail cops have a covert ops branch?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Legal expert says Trump's rally admission will help Georgia prosecutors investigating him. Maybe he figures that if he keeps overwhelming investigators with evidence against himself, they won't have time to prosecute him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, is there an option to set the local timezone? 19 years on, and I've had enough of eastern time
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Are Wario and Waluigi even Italian? Let's examine the evidence
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that antimatter has struck antarctica, proving what Sheldon said
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean you can treat them like a NPC
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Sat September 25, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State constitutional guarantee against unreasonable searches beats federal border patrol fishing expedition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any headline that starts with "Man in bondage gear" will generally imply no pants
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
NY State judge to Trump Org - cough up the documents or get them fully destroyed by the 30th
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Fri September 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas allows four counties to fall for fraud
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just minding your own business, trying to do some terrorism, and a beaten police officer's badge and radio "accidentally" end up in your possession?
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(Imperial College London)
 
 
 
And we'd have gotten away with it had it not been for those meddling kids: college drives the cost of off patent hydrocortisone down from £147.50 to £3.55 per month by setting up an alternate supplier
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Wed September 22, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: "An alligator-wrestling surgeon from Woodhaven was convicted following a jury trial and after being accused of masterminding a more than $100 million health care fraud scheme - one of the largest in U.S. history"
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Billy Mitchell's old website is giving him no quarter in going after his Pac-Man records
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Remember that 15-year-old from last week who hit and killed a jogger? Turns out there is evidence that she hit somebody else in the same car. But she's still being tried as a juvenile, so she'll be free with a clean record at 21. Trifecta anyone?
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Mon September 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
New film begins shooting in Newport News, VA. Wait, what do you mean it wasn't that kind of shooting? Again? Jesus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find evidence that the walls of Jericho really did blow down and the city burned to the ground, but the cause was less a Bronze Age shepherd blowing a shofar, and more a shockwave from giant meteor impact that vaporized a nearby town
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More Trump Organization indictments are coming after prosecutors found more damning evidence in the basement
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham never bought Fraudghazi
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TFG tells Georgia that he'll keep whining if they don't make him president again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How did the far right fall for Mister Ed's medicine?
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"We're in Vegas, we've got a full tank of gas, a limo, tons of booze, two hookers, it's dark out, and we're Connecticut police officers." .. "Hit it"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker and Mike Lindell hosted a fake charity telethon
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robocall Company: Wow, those calls Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman made using our company's robocallers were terrible weren't they? So...we'll just be seeing our selves out... Judge in the NYAG's lawsuit? Yeah, not so fast punk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Fumbled" suggests a lack of malevolence not in evidence
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse case claims he "has never heard of " the Proud Boys and "isn't sure" they're racists, so he won't allow prosecutors to mention Rittenhouse posed for pictures with them while flashing the "white power" hand sign at a bar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
North Carolina judge says requiring an ID to exercise a right is discriminatory
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK looking at another lockdown
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Thu September 16, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man catches world record white catfish, but it may not be certified because it was delicious
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The agency tasked with overseeing the licensing of 150 different licensed professions doesn't know how many are sex offenders or would otherwise fail a background check since they failed to do background checks
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Do not mix cheesesteaks, soccer fans and trash can lids
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Tehran Times)
 
 
 
Neanderthal find in Iran proves that we coexisted with them for thousands of years, say scientists who clearly don't know about the Politics tab
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci shuts down Nicki Minaj on whether COVID makes you impotent, stating there's a vas deferens between her statements and the truth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...because they are idiots?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Life imitating arts, Planet of the Apes edition
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
2,000,000 Texans got their first COVID jab and since then have decided that's good enough, despite ample evidence that Delta has been culling the herd quite efficiently as of late
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Tue September 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Texas of the North's top Doc says she didn't see the havoc caused by the delta variant coming when she approved removing virtually all covid restrictions back in July. Pretty sure a bat with a severe eye infection could have seen delta coming
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
A Glimmer of self-awareness begins to creep into the consciousness of the Trump faithful 9 months into the Biden Administration: What if this ISN'T all an elaborate ruse to allow Trump to expose the deep state and seize power.? What if he just LOST?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Echo chambers are real, or something. Wasn't really paying attention to that bloviating jerkass
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to hear a swollen testicle read a Tweet about a swollen testicle?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"So, Gov. Abbott, you say you're going to eliminate all rapists in Texas. Does that mean you're going to deal with the 5,000 untested rape kits sitting in evidence lockers across the state?" Abbot: **smokebomb**
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Musk pissed at union tax cut. He needn't be. People buy the widget that works the best, not the one that gives you a tax cut
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Mon September 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson admits he's a pathologic liar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former intel director's intel suggests something bad will happen somewhere eventually
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The real mystery is how they could tell
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Dubya calls out domestic terrorists in somber 9/11 memorial speech
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Word jumble, or actual headline? "Bobcat attacks Ring doorbell while opossum watches"
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
T. Rex liked to bite. Yes, your mind is in the correct paleogutter for once
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami police officer under investigation for hand gestures that could mean "throwing up threes," "White power," or "I like purple nurples"
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Crazy semen prick by crazy Stemen prick leads to prison
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about what happened to him on 9/11
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof is appealing his death sentence on the grounds that he's scared, white and more valuable than his victims
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
So, you f*cked around with elections in Georgia and are about to find out
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Mon September 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Minnesota State Patrol destroyed massive amounts of evidence after the protests in the wake of George Floyd's murder
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
56% of Farkers are having episodes of atrial fibrillation and don't know it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Doe, a deer, a COVID deer
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Sun September 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mississippi man sues the prosecutor who tried him for a quadruple murder only to have the conviction thrown out SIX separate times
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Sat September 04, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
TFG has already gotten his COVID booster shot
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Fri September 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSantis triples down by appealing the court ruling that struck down his ban on mask mandates because dead children are a great way to win GQP votes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Violence interrupters" accomplish nothing more than that
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
What happens when stars collide? Big boom. Big bada boom
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another hint that Musk is going to end up being a Bond villain by 2025
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New evidence supports the idea that America's first civilization was made up of 'sophisticated' engineers. It for sure won't be the last one
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Some DM)
 
 
 
I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Tue August 31, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Mission: Impossible Covid shutdowns lawsuit" promises to be the least watchable of the series. Maybe
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Central Valley Business Journal)
 
 
 
There are confusing headlines, vague headlines, and stupid headlines. And there's this outright failure of a headline
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"These nuts have now been placed in evidence"
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
♫ Don't sing me a song about the Taliban/ Don't sing me a folk song tonight/ While you may be in the mood for a melody/ The Taliban don't think it's all right
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for CSI: Vega$ has dropped, and the most familiar thing is the theme song
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man receives sentence ranging from 5 minutes to 36 years in prison for double homicide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man receives sentence ranging from 5 minutes to 36 years in prison for double homicide
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Fri August 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Georgia man who devised a plot to kidnap his ex-wife and then rescue her in a bid to win her back, didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kenneth Copeland who said 'only non-christians get Covid' said God has already "destroyed" the disease last year, and has "destroyed" it again, this year
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Thu August 26, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Business is booming at Arizona printing company. But, not in a good way
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(Some Insomniac)
 
 
 
Caution: melatonin might make you sleepy
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Grabher by the plates
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TexMessAG Paxton: I have investigated myself and found myself totally innocent
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
A judge tossed Devin Nunes' defamation lawsuit after Nunes failed to show a curd of evidence. Devin, still churning with anger, is appealing
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
He's no angel. Feds plan to introduce evidence that Anaheim's former communications director, currently charged with supplying the drugs that lead to the OD death of pitcher Tyler Skaggs, was also the Oxy hook-up for 5 other players
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the cops pull you over, it may be sending a bad signal if you immediately try to eat your five memory cards of kiddie porn
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity runs afoul of the CDC
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone plans on suing ABC for $25 million, should be more worried about getting 25 to life
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Fri August 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Exonerated
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America now has four distinctly separate justice systems: Rich or Poor, Right or Left. Guess where this guy fell on the spectrum
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Is masturbation healthy and beneficial for you? Subby knows his right arm is looking pretty healthy
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Thu August 19, 2021
(smerconish.com)
 
 
 
An honest review of the My Pillow Guy's "evidence." Looks like his data isn't warshable
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A cybersecurity expert's attempt to collect the $5M reward Mike Pillow offered for debunking his evidence of election fraud...well, actually, it goes exactly like everyone thought it would
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The origins of COVID-19 by someone not using FWD FWD FWD emails as evidence
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Tue August 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish alcohol deaths are at their highest level in a decade. Crap
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Can a jail house lawyer take the bar exam or do they need to go to law school? At least after 34 years he was freed from prison for the crime he didn't commit
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Disney Channel actor uses the Bible to shame mask wearers
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
More evidence heat and humidity help shrinkage
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Mars explorer Ingenuity helicopter spots unequivocal evidence of alien technology
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Sat August 14, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Gov Cuomo impeachment proceedings mysteriously halt despite credible evidence of his sleazery
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman learns the $30,000 she owed in parking and moving violations was due to her license plate being cloned
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently the ballls were in play on the pitch for football team from Norway after 'having orgy with four women and getting caught on security camera after a boozy night out' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Woman has a problem, so she flags down a police officer. Then she has two problems
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch tried to burn the evidence?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Colorado orders one county to scrap its voting machines after the county clerk allowed unauthorized access to them. Bonus: the clerk flew to speak at the CyberPillow Symposium at the same time that state officials came to investigate
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell's theory that China hacked the election is BS. Says who? Says Mike Lindell's own cyber expert
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell's theory that China hacked the election is BS. Says who? Says Mike Lindell's own cyber expert
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is this the head you're looking for?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cool: sharing pot laced brownies with your friends. Not so cool: sharing pot laced brownies with your FELLOW SOLDIERS ON A LIVE FIRE EXERCISE
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Wed August 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's governor tells election fraud believers to cheese it
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Today's headline that really shouldn't need to be a headline: "Please, stop putting apple cider vinegar on your penis." Malt vinegar is still the preferred penis condiment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Assange is FREE.....to be extradited to US
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
'Expert Mathematician' with evidence Trump won the election actually a swing set installer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ok how long before he's up to my crack dealer ate my homework?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Strongest evidence so far Herschel Walker is going to run for a Georgia Senate seat: His wife voted for President there instead of Texas, where they live
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah um we don't need to keep putting a date on Trump's return to the Presidency as Trump was inaugurated on March 4th and no I can't show you the evidence
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
January 6th "tourists" had such a good time that they burned all evidence of their trip the next day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK wants to run fiber optic internet through a series of tubes
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All evidence examined in aggregate points to foul play
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wait, China has thermostat voting manipulation technology?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeland Security issues a warning that terrorists may carry out violence to reinstall TFG this month
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'RCMP have identified Timothy David Raymond Epic Beard Faded Tattoo Shave Your Arm Hair And Pick Up That Trash Black as a suspect in a home invasion in Wolrville Ridge Aug. 1, in which a man with a firearm broke into a house and then stole a car
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Quarterback sacked from spokesperson gig
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