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Wed May 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
No more space walks aboard ISS as space suit helmets keep filling up with water while in use
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Uber picks up tourists from a Space/Air B&B
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Lull in visitors during lockdown made Venetians appreciate just how annoying tourists are. So they came up with some extra fees to thin the herd
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is planning on bringing rocks from Mars back to Earth, but what if there are little Martians living on those rocks? Could they form a little army with little ray guns and conquer a tiny little empire? We need top men on this. TOP men
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe just a coincidence, but the NASA live cam site shut down just after a huge mysterious black cube emerged from the Sun. Sure must be just a coincidence (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan are enduring one of the worst heat waves on record, resulting in destroyed crops and huge electricity shortages. Good thing there isn't already a spike in oil/gas and food prices across the world
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Sun May 01, 2022
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
The long Canadarm of the law finally reaches the Moon
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"My god, it's full of fields"
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(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
With all mirror elements in unified focus and all instruments aligned, the James Webb Space Telescope continues to exceed expectations
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Now that the AX-1 mission has splashed down, it's time for Crew-4 to get their asses to the ISS. 3:52am EDT Wednesday
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Mon April 25, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Step one: Travel to Pennsylvania
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Space War)
 
Weeners
 
Brazilian boners dilate stiff scrutiny
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Ericsson has halted all shipments to clients in Russia. No word on how many lawsuits they had to file and bribes they had to pay before reaching that decision. Wait, can I get sued for saying that part out loud? Can I get bribed?
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Jatin's Space)
 
 
 
Update on India's upcoming second attempt to land on the farking Moon
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Wrong sir. What we in the US don't have is heath care coverage, money for infrastructure or a climate strategy. We got spacecraft coming out of our arses
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, czar Putin. We would never wear colors of Ukraine. These are colors of our... Um... How you say... Alma mata...yes, that's it. We all went to same college. No, czar Putin, I can't breathe vacuum. Yes, I promise not support nazis, czar Putin
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No Chekov on the Enterprise, says Putin (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hubble Telescope discovers Earendel, or "morning star": a star which is reported to be 12.9 billion years old. J.R.R. Tolkien heartily approves
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Amateur photographer gets photobombed taking pic of the ISS
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Mon March 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To the moon, Alice. To the moon
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens.... But it's aliens
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Wardrobe malfunction delays start of... and you're all gone already, aren't you. Boy, are you going to be disappointed
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
The James Webb Space Telescope team is crushing it, but how "spikey" will its science images actually be?
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency has decided that Russia will not, in fact, be getting their asses to Mars
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Sat March 19, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia: Of course the cosmonauts were not supporting Ukraine. Putin: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Fri March 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three Russians go to extreme lengths to get out of Russia
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists 'giddy' at latest test image of a star captured by the James Webb Space Telescope
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
James Webb to beam back second set of images at noon ET. Hopefully its twitter account won't block other NASA accounts again
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Russian space program, go f*ck yourself
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry Russia, no anti-matter for you
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Tue March 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Isn't this how every 'Alien substance stored for decades is finally studied, and ultimately dooms humanity' movie plot starts?
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
We'd love to launch your satellites comrade OneWeb but we have to say nyet because of reasons such sanctions
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Man, this is one brutal forecast
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We'll live like Moon animals, we'll eat Moon berries and make oxygen from the rocks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
To me it looks more like a snail with a big shell leaving a trail of mucus, but you are entitled to your own pareidolia
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists discover tilted black hole that challenges formation theories, keeps going all-in
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Thu February 24, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good thing the International Space Station has been 'largely isolated' from Ukraine tensions down on Earth. No one wants to start a space war ...just yet
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
You'll never think about things the same way again after you go to space. Literally
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Exclusive interview: answers to 20 questions from the James Webb Space Telescope team
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA says Elon Musk sucks the big one and is going to kill us all. I may be paraphrasing a bit
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Nature)
 
 
 
Urine revolution promises to pee on your crops
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Wed February 09, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Chinese 'space cleaner' grabs defunct satellite and throws it 300km out of harms way. Naturally the US is concerned, having forgotten about the dangers posed by Jewish space lasers
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Tue February 08, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA picks Lock
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had any plans of being in or near the "Point Nemo" area of the Pacific Ocean in early 2031, you might want to reconsider them
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Webb Space Telescope turns on camera for first time, verifies that someone did indeed forget to remove the "REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" cover
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Mon January 31, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Old Man Hubble continues to show off as the new kid settles in at L2
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Very large tree cut down on Mars
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Carbon emission-free launch, FTC sues to prevent rocket company merger, wrong turns in Albuquerque will result in a $31,000 tax bill, new Japanese rocket delayed, and the Sideways Launch Company has a hot fire in Cape Canaveral
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China and Russia join forces to build evil lair on the moon, will be operational by 2035 where they will continue to plan their nefarious deeds against NASA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The center of the universe will soon be viewed from the scientists in the end of the universe, Baltimore
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany puts Russian scientist on trial for space tech espionage, as apparently Russia is unaware that you can just buy that from Amazon
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Harper's Magazine)
 
 
 
An amateur scientist seals himself inside Biosphere 2 for an experiment. Somehow, nothing goes wrong
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
It's a dot
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Tue January 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Webb has achieved final orbit
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How how how
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
South Georgia tried to add way too much ice to their tea
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