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Wed June 29, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You can have your cake and trigger your MAGA neighbors too
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Mon June 27, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Sheetz rolls gas back to $3.49 for the nation's holiday. Beat that, WaWa
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
I had my first limoncello at the Amalfi coast at the tender age of 19 and remember feeling very refined and fancy. I then asked the waiter for extra mayo for my spaghetti, and that feeling faded
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Something I think most already knew. Corn based ethanol fuel is actually WORSE for the environment. But, at least the corn industry made some money
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Ole Miss baseball fans are admirably crazy with their alcohol habits as they shove those Stanford dweebs into every locker available
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Fri June 17, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Like whiskey from crabs
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
First there was the N95 shortage, followed by the micro-chip shortage, the baby formula shortage and now {spins wheel} the great lawn mower shortage of the summer o' 22. Everybody panic
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Tue June 07, 2022
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Not content to sit on Knob Creek, Jim Beam invites bourbon fans to take a log pull of new Hardins Creek. Next up: Stiffey Creek, Tentpole Creek, Morningwood Creek, Fully Engorged Creek, etc
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
One warning sign the admins should stop greenlighting this source
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The woman put her hand out the car window, displayed her middle finger to the officer and reversed into his vehicle. After escaping, she ran into a store and consumed a travel size bottle of hard liquor. Good times mom, good times
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Drunk, angry woodpecker sheds pants, brandishes for sale sign, and kicks a cop. "He tried to get to his feet and threw his head forward tying to bang it on a wall but missed"
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
When babysitting infants, you expect napping, potty accidents, and empty bottles. But not from the babysitter
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Tue May 03, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Slam this six pack of beer and call me in the morning. Study shows BEER is a better pain killer than aspirin
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Mon May 02, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Western Kentucky bourbon producer announces expansion. Rumors of a Curtis family reunion/tractor pull/wrasslin'-palooza have not been confirmed. Or denied
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon, alcohol, and a politician making sexual advances toward a 16-year-old
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Sat April 30, 2022
(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
Recalculating: GPS + BAC = OUI
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawmaker busted for DUI with BAC nearly four times the legal limit. There should be laws against that sort of thing
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Thu April 28, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drunk driving is a gas, y'all
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drunk driving is a gas, y'all
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Fri April 08, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Article on "the most dangerous alcoholic drinks in the world". Ride in with "The Four Horsemen", blow up your liver with a "New Orleans Hand Grenade", then surf to the hospital emergency room on a wave of Everclear
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Blowing twice the legal limit after getting caught driving on two flat tires is no way to go through life state rep. Bonus: With a name that screams "I LOVE BEER"
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia, 2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line C) What is this mythical beast you call 'leftover red wine?'
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Mon April 04, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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Tue March 22, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, US President FDR legalized the sale of beer and wine, an act of legislation that led to the end of Prohibition and put him in the running for beatification as a Fark Saint
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
As it turns out, you could still get alcohol during Prohibition. You just needed a prescription
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Wed March 02, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Admit it, you'd also choose to be drunk if you had to fly for JetBlue
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