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Mon September 14, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sometimes your own stomach can get you drunk, and your "bladder can also make you pee out booze"
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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Thu September 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Duke Chronicle)
 
 
 
Finally, some solid advice we can all use in these troubled times
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Doctors explain how White Claw vs. vodka soda affect your body and your ability to operate excavators, dozers, backhoes, and forklifts
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Like a moth to a flame. Drunken Florida man must crash into occupied cop car
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spit and poo alcohols are now on display at the Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden. Oh yes, the squirrel is there - it's not brews, it's Fark
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a Don't Drink and Drive sign and spill your drink
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A deadly hand sanitizer trap set for Drew and Homer Simpson
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A deadly hand sanitizer trap set for Drew and Homer Simpson
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
CO2 + H2O → H2CO3. H2CO3 = Vodka?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1
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Tue August 18, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Aspiring traffic safety official swings 5-foot tree branch dressed in Hawaiian shirt while Magnum P.I. theme plays. OK, maybe not that last part
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your smartphone may be able to tell you when you're drunk, as opposed to the old school method of falling off your bar stool, getting slapped in the face for being too fresh, and getting tossed into the street by a 6'6" tall, 275 lb bouncer named "Tiny"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
"DoD warns troops not to catch fire from hand sanitizers." Too much friction?
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tho it may be a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete Farkers, it is nonetheless National Rum Day. A double tot for all hands
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan unveils $17 facemasks for musicians who want to continue blowing their horns and woodwinds while still being safe
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: this magnificent scientist has devised a solution where we can defeat Climate Change by drinking more booze
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Thu August 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey shows people get naked, get arrested, and get tattoos when drunk. Not always in that order
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All those smaller distilleries who pivoted to produce hand sanitizer? The market crashed and now with 1000s of gallons of extra product, they're washing their hands of it
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunken man pulls out a shotgun on his neighbors for having a loud party. Man, Jimmy Fallon is not looking good these days
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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Sun August 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tainted alcohol is not the latest song from Soft Cell but it did kill at least 86 in India, police say
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that pigs who eat leftover fermented barley from distillery are happier, have tastier meat, post more to politics tab
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Sat July 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Booze makers say they need help. Look, we're doing the best that we can
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Wed July 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well the FDA now says there are at least 75 brands of hand sanitizer that can hurt or kill you
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Sh*t just got real
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Mon July 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"And while people definitely can get sick off alcohol, this was not at all the same picture. When you have hand sanitizer ingestions, normally they don't need to be hospitalized, they certainly don't end up in the ICU"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We begin returning to normalcy. Watch out for spinners, though
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skynet is invading the perfume industry ...and they called it Charlie
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Tue July 14, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(Why Mt?)
 
 
 
Survey finds Kentuckians have been drunk for 50 hours during lockdown. For some that shall not be named, this occurs every two days
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police in England pretty sure that drunk people can't socially distance after the pub reopening mess
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing
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Tue June 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and booze sales statistics
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Sunlight successfully sanitizes vehicle
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer in my gin bottle? It's the new Australian way
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
New movie asks: Would life be better if you were constantly drunk? Surprisingly, it's not called "FARK: The Movie"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Hormones may make men and women experience alcohol differently, and alcohol makes men and women experience hormones differently
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It's Made in a Distillery, but You Won't Smell Any Gin in this Hand Sanitizer." Soooooo, win-win?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The offence is "riding on a cycle," which means even having a go on your mate's bike while in the park could see you found guilty
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
In completely unforeseeable turn of events, online alcohol delivery services are ignoring rules and serving drunk people
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay, when we said your hand sanitizer might spontaneously combust, we meant to say it won't spontaneously combust
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question no one is asking during the pandemic. And I mean no one
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