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headlines found matching 'Escape'
Mon December 06, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
So Ron Johnson wants to leave the barn door open, let the horses escape and then focus on chasing them instead of closing the barn doors. Also chooses World's AIDS Day to claim Fauci overhyped AIDS
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Oxford High School students escaped out a window when they suspected the shooter was pulling a reverse "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
Since we can't escape it, we might as well embrace it: the Sunday Morning Music Club gets out the ugly Christmas sweaters and needs your help in creating a cool playlist of holiday music
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Sat November 27, 2021
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
This big piggy went to the mall
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Fri November 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
When the apocalypse comes early next year, far-off areas will be scattered with discarded private jets of the wealthy looking for a place to escape only to find they don't have any Starbucks locations
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Fri November 19, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can change your name, but you can never escape the fact that you're in Cleveland
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Ryan Reynolds forbade Americans from moving to Canada, many Americans are looking south to escape the coming fascist dystopia
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Please call the cops if you see two escaped cows in Littleton, MA. Also call the cops if you have any idea where they escaped from, since no one seems to have reported any cows missing
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Sat November 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Snoopy escapes the Red Baron with an Immelman around the moon
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Fri November 12, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Cow escaped from a cattle ranch, wandered next door to a resort, climbed the stairs of the waterslide and then made its way down the flume
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon 'Escape from New York' will be impossible as construction begins on $107 million 'living' barriers that will fight the city's rising seas. Subby really knows that this is the beginning of the city being walled off
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What could be worse than having to jump into a lake to escape a swarm of bees?
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Sun October 31, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
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Sat October 30, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Let's see how schools are doing now they're back to in-person school learning..."I feel like I can't focus on my education. Instead, I'm having conversations with my classmates about escape routes"
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Australia might want to extradite non-citizen caught 29 years after escaping from prison. Difficulty: the country he was from no longer exists, and he may not have citizenship in any of the seven that replaced it. Maybe if we build a time machine?
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Wed October 27, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India supreme court orders inquiry into Pegasus project, subpoenas Riker for questioning
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Looking over the beer garden wall, we saw debris flying and then it was just crazy, we barely escaped with our lives
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Suspecting the 'ol "Peter Pettigrew" escape plan, police left to speculate whether Brian Laundrie is an unregistered animagus
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
MD-87 charter flight to Game 4 of ALCS between Red Sox and Astros crashes on takeoff from Houston Executive airport. 21 people on board escape with only 2 minor injuries. No word if passengers will still try and make the game
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Best jail guard ever
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC recommends opening windows and doors during Thanksgiving dinner in order to provide multiple escape routes for when your drunk uncle starts talking about Ivermectin
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Sat October 02, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) Connie's in charge of Madison's charity auction, Liz & Iris fume as the boys go to the homecoming game without them and Der Teufel has escaped to Germany with enough kryptonite to make his Atom Man & destroy Superman
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Following his narrow escape from accountability, California governor Newsom repays group of supporters
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coke smuggler escaped hospital, stole two boats, sailed into hurricane. Don't ask what the Pepsi smuggler did
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Shakira forced to escape aggressive bores at party. News: boars
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(Time)
 
 
 
It is very hard to undo the dominant perspective created when white cultists established the United States to escape the Renaissance and the Age of Reason
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Virginia gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin, pretending to be a moderate, can't escape own words, MAGA taint
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(CBC)
 
 
 
39 miners trapped after lift damaged, will be forced to use secondary ladder system to escape. From a kilometer underground
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Mon September 27, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
A rare sea eagle that escaped from its enclosure has been repeatedly spotted around Pittsburgh. Even a real eagle doesn't want to be in Philadelphia
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Sun September 26, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sea Eagle tires of being held captive near Steelers, makes its escape. Cue Chris and Martin Kratt saying something about "living free and in the wild"
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
From the "it's so crazy, it just might work" side of Fark, I post: I'm trying to sober up. I do well at first, but LIFE happens and I escape into a bottle. I've been a named Farker since '08 & have gotten great advice here before. So - please help?
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Maple and Dottie are now walking around with kitchen utensils cleverly attached to their harnesses to halt their antics - after owner Helen grew weary of their mischief" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck claims he's grifted $35 million off the plight of Afghans who couldn't escape the Taliban
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Thu September 16, 2021
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
There's aggressive driving. And then there's trying to run down six state troopers walking into a cathedral aggressive driving
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mutual of Omaha are are people who you count on not to keep the rhino locked inside
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Mon September 13, 2021
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Two African Servals escape from local barn. What are African Servals, you ask? Think cheetah at 1/4 scale
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Daryl finds himself a captive of Pope and the Reapers, who have marked Maggie for death. Will Daryl escape the clutches of the violent villains and make it to his own spinoff? Will an old face return? The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Tue September 07, 2021
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Murder suspect owned kangaroo that escaped in 2018 but that's not important right now
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed suspect accidentally shoots self while fleeing, then escapes cops onto a rooftop. Deputies bring his sister to the scene "in an attempt to communicate with him, which was unsuccessful." Suspect finally subdued with beanbag rounds
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Mon August 30, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney man escapes car fire after brakes fail. He wasn't driving mad, but he was pretty heated up when he got out of the car
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the suspect escapes into a lake, the Canadian canoe division stands ready
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Tue August 24, 2021
(www.thehistorypress.co.uk)
 
 
 
A German-British neurologist who escaped from the Nazis helped start the Paralympics. Want to know more? Of course you do
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Sporf)
 
 
 
The most famous soccer game in history isn't the Hand of God, the Escape to Victory or the 1914 Christmas Day Armistice, but a 0-0 tie between Wolves and QPR
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
The wealthy fled to Montana to escape coronavirus in densely populated cities and brought the whole damn Greek alphabet with them, including the readily vaccine evading Gamma with a hospitalization rate of at least 20%
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian Sausage King killer's daring escape. Abeski Fromanski spinning in grave
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
What happened to all the tax money we spent on Afghanistan? Apparently some is sitting on the airport runway since the ex-president couldn't fit it all in his escape helicopter
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
These "I escaped QAnon" stories sound increasingly like drug addiction detox
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