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Wed September 16, 2020
(Some Guy)		New York state reps want to carve the Empire State up again, put Gov. Andrew Cuomo back with the Queen of England source: timestelegram.com \| share:	82
		Noel Gallagher refuses to wear a mask. Look for Liam Gallagher to become vocally pro-mask by week's end source: stereogum.com \| share:	26

Tue September 15, 2020
		Regret to report that the second coming of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ has been delayed because [checks notes] He's been remanded in custody for skipping His train fare source: newsandstar.co.uk \| share:	20
		People in the UK's ten worst Covid-19 hotspots can't get tested source: theguardian.com \| share:	18

Mon September 14, 2020
		The rich cultural heritage of "my hovercraft is full of eels" source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	17

Sat September 12, 2020
		The drunks of Britain hit the bars and restaurants at full stupid ahead of tough new coronavirus rules. Surely nothing bad will come of this source: standard.co.uk \| share:	16

Thu September 10, 2020
		Marshals to enforce social distancing. Good thing they didn't go with Mesa/Boogie, because there'd be no stopping a mosh pit from forming (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	26

Wed September 09, 2020
		Social gatherings above SIX banned in England after steep rise in COVID cases source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	52

Tue September 08, 2020
		Earthquake panic in UK as quake 'violently' shakes homes across England. Oh Noes, a 3.3 magnitude tremor source: standard.co.uk \| share:	52

Mon September 07, 2020
		American History Trump 101: Christopher Columbus discovers the Constitution which is then used by the Pilgrims to legally confiscate unused land from the "Indians". Then they had a Tea Party and overthrew England, Africans were invited to work. Trump source: ktla.com \| share:	144
		♪ ♫ ♪ No town hates like Gaston, nor race-baits like Gaston, calls Black people monkeys, primate like Gaston ♪ ♫ ♪ source: gastongazette.com \| share:	62

Sat September 05, 2020
		Student walks pony from Spain to Scotland so she can take it to university. She will study agriculture, but the pony's major is unknown source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16

Fri September 04, 2020
		Not normally news: British teens go on ten-day holiday in Crete, bring several communicable diseases back home. News: It's 2020 - take a guess source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Thu September 03, 2020
		Germany v Spain is the headliner today. Friday has the Czechoslovakian derby, followed by England v Iceland and Portugal v Croatia on Saturday. This is your UEFA Nations League discussion source: bbc.com \| share:	40
		England's positivity restored to levels not seen in 100 years. Everybody clap source: metro.co.uk \| share:	24

Wed September 02, 2020
		The first-est of first world problems you'll read about today source: yahoo.com \| share:	25

Tue September 01, 2020
		The gap between rich and poor students in the UK increases by 46% a year source: theguardian.com \| share:	11

Mon August 31, 2020
		After an independent inquiry upholds allegations of bullying, racist comments, and the circulation of offensive material, the chief executive of the UK's Jockey Club is ridden out on a rail source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		Police break up forest rave in England. If a tree falls there now, do you hear a OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ source: reuters.com \| share:	20

Tue August 25, 2020
		It's time for ladies darts at England's 1974 Indoor Games, where the lasses serve up tons as ease as they serve up Sunday dinner. Spoiler: match serves up no tons; "One feels that the dry sherries are taking their toll," reports Dave Chauvinist source: youtube.com \| share:	20
		Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan to star in lesbian fossil hunting film, where ostensibly they dig for bones but do not dig the bone source: variety.com \| share:	80
		Clinical research reduced by 87 percent at peak of pandemic. Math still quite healthy source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	2

Mon August 24, 2020
		On this day in history, in 1814, British troops set fire to the White House in retaliation for an American attack in Canada, in move that will stand for all time as a testament as to what happens when you put someone's Tim Horton's at risk source: history.com \| share:	49

Sun August 23, 2020
		Sure, Twitler, and subby believes they're the Queen of England source: twitter.com \| share:	98

Mon August 17, 2020
		The "Lost Colony of Roanoke," who disappeared without a trace (except for "CROATOAN" being cryptically carved into a tree) has been found. Researchers confirmed they were assimilated into a local Native tribe-checks notes- the Croatoans. Seriously? source: pilotonline.com \| share:	53

Fri August 14, 2020
		If you're in England and want to get your eyebrows done, better make your appointment quick (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	24

Thu August 13, 2020
		UK Coronavirus death count drops by nearly 6,000 after data sets are adjusted to make the Tory non-response look better source: metro.co.uk \| share:	35

Tue August 11, 2020
		Being punished by your father for bad behavior on the field is embarrassing enough in little league, but much more so when you're 34 years old and playing for England source: theguardian.com \| share:	4
		It seems Bill Barr's only regret in life is that he didn't have the chance to be a Watergate co-conspirator source: salon.com \| share:	31

Mon August 10, 2020
		Search dog finds hiker who got lost in NH swamp. Hiker hopes to get married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in New England source: wcax.com \| share:	14

Sun August 09, 2020
		Police break up illegal rave in Epping Forest, complete with DJ, fairy lights, and 500 idiots source: metro.co.uk \| share:	39

Sat August 08, 2020
		England set 277 to win first test as Pakistan add late runs. Apparently this means something source: barrons.com \| share:	9
		The Queen of England watches the 1980's Flash Gordon with the family every Christmas source: yahoo.com \| share:	43

Fri August 07, 2020
		Palmerston the Foreign Office cat to retire from public life. Pitt The Elder still remains England's greatest Foreign Office cat source: eveningexpress.co.uk \| share:	26

Thu August 06, 2020
		Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn source: reuters.com \| share:	12
		Bank of England Governor says the quiet part out loud, warns that parts of the UK economy are 'not viable' source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Tue August 04, 2020
		A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Sun August 02, 2020
		The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown source: metro.co.uk \| share:	98

Sat August 01, 2020
		Anglicized names of Japan's prefectures makes the country look like England source: soranews24.com \| share:	16
		England may have to close its pubs to safely reopen schools. It's like Yobbie's Choice source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Fri July 31, 2020
		The 337 people who thought right now was a great time to board a Norwegian cruise ship are in for the shock of their lives source: whtc.com \| share:	22
		Let's see how Fox Sports baseball digital fans are doing... and... oh no source: kotaku.com \| share:	13
		Coronavirus got knocked down but got up again, just like Chumbawumba source: axios.com \| share:	29

Thu July 30, 2020
		Experimental Johnson & Johnson vaccine protects monkeys in a single dose. Congratulations fellow simians, suck it fundies source: msn.com \| share:	17
		Penguins and bubble machines: Two sweet things that go great together source: boredpanda.com \| share:	8

Wed July 29, 2020
(Some Guy)		New England man wants to hear from you if you've seen Monty Python. No, not the TV show source: framinghamsource.com \| share:	31

Mon July 27, 2020
		St Bernard dog rescued from England's highest mountain. In related news, England has a high mountain source: cnn.com \| share:	12

Sun July 26, 2020
		I am Nomad. I am performing my function. Must sterilize (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	12

Sat July 25, 2020
		Dogs can sniff out all sorts of things. Drugs, explosives, coronavirus. Say what?? source: ky3.com \| share:	22

Fri July 24, 2020
		Fark fight: two squirrels enter, one squirrel leaves source: foxnews.com \| share:	5
		Anti-Semitic and homophobic booklets posted through residents' doors in Bristol. Degree of difficulty: England, not Tennessee source: bbc.com \| share:	49

Thu July 23, 2020
		UK residents stuck at home spending time digging in their gardens are making some cool archaeological discoveries. Jimmy Hoffa still unavailable for comment source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	7

Wed July 22, 2020
		Venice gondoliers to tourists: "go be fat somewhere else" source: cnn.com \| share:	13
		Difficulty: They're looking in England (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	19

Tue July 21, 2020
		McD's is reopening over 700 dine-in establishments in the UK and Ireland. Which, let's be fair, is a legit improvement in their dining options source: reuters.com \| share:	8

Mon July 20, 2020
		The sun continues setting on the British Empire source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8
		Professional athletes continue to breach hygiene and social-distancing rules - the latest example, spit on a cricket ball. Cleveland's Eddie Harris looks on with envy source: zeenews.india.com \| share:	4

Sat July 18, 2020
		Chipmunks are attaching steering wheels to New Englanders' scrotums source: apnews.com \| share:	67

Fri July 17, 2020
		Sixteen years of exile end as the biggest team in England returns to the Premier League source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		That's SIR Captain Tom, to you. Or is it Captain Sir Tom? In any case, salute, sir source: reuters.com \| share:	27

Thu July 16, 2020
		"What the sh*t, Archer?" source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		Full list of countries welcoming Trumpland tourists back: Mexico, Tunisia, Turkey. That is all. Well, almost. Catch the Maldives before they sink into the Indian Ocean. Ironic tag strikes back source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	50

Wed July 15, 2020
		Victorian Brits loved trains & frolicking in the sea. These nutty engineers combined the two source: vintag.es \| share:	13
		We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices source: thehill.com \| share:	38

Tue July 14, 2020
		Sure, lock us down while there's a major coronavirus spike - but shopping spree first, yeah? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	10

Mon July 13, 2020
		Think soccer players are only divers and fakers? England legend Steven Gerrard once had to have penis sewn back together after injury source: insider.com \| share:	48

Sun July 12, 2020
		Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal source: msn.com \| share:	71
		Landscape Lauren tells us it's communism when a foreman speaks Spanish to his Spanish speaking employees source: tmz.com \| share:	217
		The New England Patriots turn back the clock and settle with Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez source: espn.com \| share:	14

Fri July 10, 2020
		The man who tried to steal the Magna Carta gets put in jail. Will Nic Cage try and break him out? source: belfasttelegraph.co.uk \| share:	8
		Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	65

Thu July 09, 2020
		Cricket is back to fill the void left by other more interesting sports source: hindustantimes.com \| share:	10

Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)		Nearly 3 decades after finding it, archaeologists have finally gotten around to cataloging a 1,900-year-old thoroughly-flattened toy mouse found in England. No word on the cat who is probably still behind the sofa looking for it source: africa-marketplace.online \| share:	5
		Four games of fabulous footy today from the EPL. Champions of England Liverpool continue their pursuit of Man City's records. Man City pursues a bounceback win. Wolves pursue a Champions League place. West Ham pursues a ham sandwich. Games @ 1pm ET source: bbc.com \| share:	86
(Willow TV)		The first Test Match where everyone had to actually take a test. The West Indies visits rainy England for day one of Test one (delayed start) source: willow.tv \| share:	8
		In which the UK government announces bold plans to charge NHS employees for parking while at work source: theguardian.com \| share:	32

Tue July 07, 2020
		Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17
		Violin that played while Titanic sank now on display in Tennessee. Icy dead people source: thevintagenews.com \| share:	36
		Ho££ywood $tar$ to be exempt from UK's coronaviru$ quarantine ru£es source: theguardian.com \| share:	7

Mon July 06, 2020
		Police in England pretty sure that drunk people can't socially distance after the pub reopening mess source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Sun July 05, 2020
		UK relaxing film regulations, and the Culture Minister is speaking to Tom Cruise about restarting filming for Mission Impossible source: deadline.com \| share:	6

Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)		Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy source: wantedinrome.com \| share:	62
		Two weeks in the UK this summer? Better make it three so that you can spend at least one week outside of your quarantined hotel room source: independent.co.uk \| share:	26
		If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die source: metro.co.uk \| share:	25

Thu July 02, 2020
		Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865 source: sfgate.com \| share:	68
		Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry source: nme.com \| share:	17

Mon June 29, 2020
		My hovercraft is full of Covidiots source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	39
		New England Patriots will not contest NFL sanctions for illegal 2019 recording the Cincinnati Bengals sideline. As penalty, Patriots ordered to pay fine of $1.1 million, lose one draft pick, sign Cam Newton source: cbssports.com \| share:	32

Sat June 27, 2020
		Trump tries to undo the damage he caused to the New England lobster industry by ... [spins wheel of excuses] ... blaming Obama source: vox.com \| share:	61

Fri June 26, 2020
		Head of Church of England: Maybe we should reconsider that whole "white Jesus" thing source: nypost.com \| share:	191

Thu June 25, 2020
		Tell the world... We are Liverpool, champions of England source: twitter.com \| share:	26

Wed June 24, 2020
		Scottish pubs and restaurants can reopen in July, will reshutter around oh, say, August 1 source: bbc.com \| share:	3
		An article about how the "most annoying" phrase in the English language is "stealing someone's thunder" when, in fact, everyone knows that the most annoying phrase is "It is what it is" source: bbc.com \| share:	91
		Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	41
(Some Guy)		Much like a doctor at a free clinic down the street, BoJo warns us that the ball is a natural vector of disease source: thecricketer.com \| share:	4

Mon June 22, 2020
		UFO "expert" says all extraterrestrial research is just guesswork source: globalnews.ca \| share:	18

Sat June 20, 2020
		Global taillight community's outrage still focused on devil GM, whose flaring back-up lights saying your car is now locked wreak death in parking lots source: jalopnik.com \| share:	72
		The Summer Solstice at Stonehenge (the largest henge in the world) will be live-streamed tonight source: facebook.com \| share:	30
		Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies source: foxnews.com \| share:	33

Fri June 19, 2020
		Dogs get down and dirty. With before and after photo goodness source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	2

Thu June 18, 2020
		For no reason whatsoever, 20 minutes of classic working class gibberish from Merry Ole England source: youtube.com \| share:	10
		The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood" source: apnews.com \| share:	9

Wed June 17, 2020
		It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	6

Tue June 16, 2020
		The Butler did it and is still doing it source: loudersound.com \| share:	5

Mon June 15, 2020
		The top metal band in 30 different countries. Enjoy the diversity source: loudwire.com \| share:	158

Fri June 12, 2020
		The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey source: bbc.com \| share:	3

Thu June 11, 2020
		Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved source: metro.co.uk \| share:	25

Wed June 10, 2020
		The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math source: bbc.com \| share:	25

Tue June 09, 2020
		Two FPS gamers, one from England and one from California who forged a friendship after playing online every day for a year finally meet. Fark: They're in their 70's source: nypost.com \| share:	7

Mon June 08, 2020
		The whole world is watching, the whole world is protesting 🌍🌎🌏 source: theatlantic.com \| share:	149

Sat June 06, 2020
		Yeah buoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy source: cbc.ca \| share:	52

Fri June 05, 2020
		I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes source: foxnews.com \| share:	70

Thu June 04, 2020
		No, we're not going to farking do Stonehenge source: bristolpost.co.uk \| share:	14
		King Henry VIII's mound given protected status. PHRASING source: bbc.com \| share:	18

Wed June 03, 2020
		There is a "secret plan" to reopen bars in England by June 30, though it's clearly not that great a secret now, is it source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16

Mon June 01, 2020
		If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		England's first sporting event, a greyhound race, was won by a horse named Im Sophie source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	8
		Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31

Sun May 31, 2020
		Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20

Sat May 30, 2020
		Coronavirus is spreading too quickly for England's lockdown to ease up source: theguardian.com \| share:	32

Fri May 29, 2020
		Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale source: theverge.com \| share:	36
		Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used source: metro.co.uk \| share:	45
		Licensed doctor of tea and sweets reveals the best dunking biscuits in all of England. In an amateur's hands, the Ginger Nut has "a high risk of a cup sludge outcome" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	12

Tue May 26, 2020
		Smells like teen spirit - Museum of Youth Culture wants you to send in your pics of you and your pimply mates and tell them of your teenage sins source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	14

Mon May 25, 2020
		Volkswagen gets Der Volksellbogen source: bbc.com \| share:	15

Fri May 22, 2020
		The Holyoke Soldiers' Home in Massachusetts may be Valhalla. Or at least the dustiest place in New England source: apnews.com \| share:	4

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