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Fri May 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ Robot Riding Hood... I don't think little robots should... Go rollin' in these spooky ol' woods alone... AWOOOO.... ♪
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Analysis by Cancer Research says most of UK will be obese or overweight by 2040. Americans seen chuckling their belly fat away in 2020 having already reached that goal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't let people off if they steal food in desperation, says minister who looks like he hasn't missed a meal in quite some time
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to beckon you to the gates of Valhalla it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Viking Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The worst reason you've ever had to stay up all night. Difficulty: leave subby's mom out of it
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Sat May 14, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two more cases of monkeypox found in England, not linked to the previous case. There goes your trip for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee
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Fri May 13, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1568, Mary Queen of Scots was defeated by a confederacy of Scottish Protestants under James Stewart and his invisible, 6 ft 3 1/2 inch tall white rabbit named Harvey
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Thu May 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fun for all the family. If you ignore the broken glass, the gardening tools and the bloodshed
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Citeh signs Erling Haaland next season. Still will not win Champions League when Pep starts him at left back because reasons
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Mon May 09, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1671, "Captain Blood" attempted to steal the crown jewels from the Tower of London, hammering the crown flat with a mallet and shoving the Royal Orb down his pants
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England hikes interest rates to 13-year high saying they'd rather be point-wise than pound-foolish
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Over three million people are trying to get their hands on World Cup tickets
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's another first for TB12. This year, Tom Brady will become the first quarterback to start in four different countries
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League Semi-Final day 2 Real Madrid v. Man City. Can the second leg live up to the incredible match in England? Citeh is only up 4-3 on agg; this is far from over. @ 3:00 pm ET on CBS/Paramount +
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Newcastle fan arrested for urinating on Sunderland legend statue
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Will the Yeah Yeah Yeahs be releasing a new album this fall? Yes
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England, long the bastion of great dental care, is suffering a dentist shortage
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
University aims to present historic vernacular dialects of England, invites users to update its prized English language archive with the latest banter. "Do you give someone a piggyback or a pick-a-pack, cuddycaddy, callycode, colliebucky or backy?"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots trade down so they can get a piece of Strange
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL considering a Black Friday game
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne outraged at being canceled by quitting
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 23 is askance, as in "Drew likes his beer bottles as much askance"
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And the girth vs. length debate continues
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Over Covid and need something else to freak out about? Children are now suddenly catching liver failure with no explanation
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Wed April 13, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1360, France hailed the English
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Tue April 12, 2022
(GQ)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage wore a glittery suit because it reminded him of tree bark, your point is invalid
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Herpes?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1814, Napoleon Bonaparte abdicated the throne and was exiled to Elba, complicating the other man's preparations for the role of Heimdall in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Thu April 07, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Animal rescuers in Britain said they used spatulas and pliers to rescue a hedgehog found trapped in a garden drain pipe. Sonic nods in approval
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Public health authorities in Great Britain ask families to let their Covid+ loved ones die at home
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Tue April 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Truckload of cookies overturns. spills load on highway. Truckload of milk, hungry kids immediately dispatched to scene
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Chicken Cordon Bleu Day. Also, National Rat Day. Hopefully the two celebrations are unrelated for everyone
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
2 anole stowaways traveled from Orlando, Florida to England hiding in a British family's suitcase
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Sat April 02, 2022
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
USA to face England again in the World Cup on Black Friday, hopes it will be able to beat them again 1-1
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Fri April 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BA.2 becomes the largest wave yet in the UK w/no less than 5 million active cases, with exposure to previous variants providing little protection versus infection
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Much like subby, England's Peak District is suffering from severe hare loss
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Thu March 31, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hit and run, er, hit and fly
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Let's up our game in the pol tab & learn how to insult Britishly. Your mum is a right laundry hamper
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Tue March 29, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Neat: England finds a way to reduce the number of heatwaves. Fark: By redefining what constitutes a heatwave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The castle and specific room where Henry the turd went opens to the public for the first time in centuries
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England footballers shocked, SHOCKED to find that the Middle East exists
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: I let a baby bird nest in my hair for 84 days
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity researchers investigating the Lapsus$ hacks traced them to a 16-year-old living at home in England. The motivation is unclear, but some believe the group is motivated by money and notoriety. Basically TikTok
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don King agrees to pay $3+ million for WBA heavyweight title clash between Trevor Bryan and Daniel DuBois. In other news, (a) there are boxers named Trevor Bryan and Daniel DuBois, (b) somehow, it's a 'title' fight, and (c) Don King's still alive
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don't know much about science book. Please elect me in the Georgia Senate race
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You think your job is boring? According to a new study, these are the worst
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Mon March 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Whales are now banned from smacking children. I'm sorry, that should be IN Wales whales are banned from smacking children.... please forgive me. Today in Wales PEOPLE are prohibited from smacking children. And whales. No matter how naughty they may be
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether it's spending a Weekend in New England, wasting away again in Margaritaville, or banging our heads in Detroit Rock City, the Sunday Morning Music Club is all about places this week
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Imagine the dumbest thing you've ever heard Boris Johnson say. Then go dumber. Then dumb it down some more. It's still not even remotely as dumb as this
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Mum from England orders £4,500 Uber for 1,700-mile trip 'to help Ukraine' after downing many pink gins and Sambuca shots. Lucky for her that she had 'insufficient funds' as she would have woken up in Ukraine with a bombing hangover
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Its been years since you could get a good look at some London beaver
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Wed March 16, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
In hopes of preventing a Zerg rush, the UK constructs additional pylons
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Tue March 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL and Football Association show red card to broadcasts in Russia
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
"For the first time in 20-plus years the New England Patriots are the worst team in Boston." And they're definitely the worst team in Foxboro
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Fri March 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aussie cricket legend Shane Warne spins out at 52
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Thu March 03, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
March 3 is Canadian Bacon Day. The food, not the movie
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Wed March 02, 2022
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Small nope found eating a much larger cuter nope in England
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While we've all been glued to the invasion of Ukraine, back in jolly old England, Putin's plan to rule via owning the Tories is paying real dividends. A predicate to how his GOP will continue to denigrate American Democracy
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
As we approach St. Patrick's Day, the question must be asked: what the heck is the "corned" in corned beef?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
I guess the purpose of the Hall of Fame is, after all, to keep all the busts in one place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The key to national unity is getting New Englanders to realize that cream does not belong in clam chowder
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The proposed new Theme park in the south of England that was on, then off, then back on with different backers, then off after they pulled out, then back on with the BBC, is now off again after someone mentioned butterflies
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Boston has given us a lot of terrible things. Racism, the Red Sox, and Sam Adams beer, for example. But this is the worst: New England Beach Pizza
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Truth Social logo looks suspiciously like the logo for a small solar truck company in England
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird statues, the NFL, 19th Century New England, and New Music by Old Artists are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, February 10-16: Three-Week Sandwich Edition
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Fri February 18, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Man walking on beach in Norway gets a free helmet from the Maine DOT
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cobra called in to assist British residents during Storms Eunice and Dudley as GI Joe is useless as a croissant vibrator
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now here's something everyone would like to know
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Tue February 15, 2022
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Andy Reid on L.A.'s Tommy's burgers: the grease "keeps you lubed up, man"
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Sunday was National Cheddar Day. The fact that I missed it really cheeses me off
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
England is all out of Chicken Big Macs, so McDonald's pauses promotion of fan favourite. Find strength, Brits
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Fri February 11, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Spring Break in Spain is back on the menu for UK teens (with pic of tourism minister who is not farking around)
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Mail +)
 
 
 
Content warnings on books, England style
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Tue February 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Older children consume energy drinks regularly. They're called teenagers
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Sun February 06, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: Your dad dies and you have to clean out his house. Scary: and discover a huge cache of Nazi propaganda. Whew: he was one of Rudolph Hess' guards at Spandau prison, and therefore the material may be of priceless historical value
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Sat February 05, 2022
(the mississippi link.com)
 
 
 
"Animals can teach us a lot about unconditional love, about caring for a being that cannot care for itself. It can teach you about being selfless and also, they provide wonderful calming companionship." Welcome to Caturday
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Wed February 02, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Rage Against the Machines" (their evil android döpplegangers) on S.№7 Ep.№11 at 8 ㏘ EST. Then Batwoman's secret identity is potentially among the "Broken Toys" on S.№3 Ep.№11 at 9, both on The CW
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Large 'ghost ship' seen floating without crew or captain off coast of England. No word on whether the ghouls will come ashore and pillage coastal towns
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hmm, a 3-bedroom house in Sheffield, England, only £80,000? Sounds like a sweet d--OH SWEET JESUS NO
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Over 1,300 reports of "spiking by injection" since September in the UK. A new phenomenom in England. This could never happen in the US. All the needles there are needed for heroin
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Thu January 27, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Folks who live on private lane are butthurt that after a decade, their city figured out it's a private lane and will no longer plow snow there... with a nor'easter on the way
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cops in rural New England heard that if you ask the Internet to name your 2-month-old German Shepherd puppy, nothing could ever go wrong. And the future Scheißekopf McScheißekopfface is just so cute
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Wed January 26, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Sara deliberately causes a discrepancy to bait the Evil Gideon and her androids on "The FIxed Point", S.№7 Ep.№10 of Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EST, then Mary's powers are increasing to "Toxic" levels on S.№3 Ep.№10 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Brighton, England makes "bee bricks" a requirement for new building construction, providing cozy cubbies for solitary bees to nest in when knackered, get kettle on, whinge about the weather, nibble on biscuits, and Bob's your uncle
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Car you'll never be able to afford plans to go all-electric by 2030
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Tue January 25, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You want nope with that?
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Plague Rat Truckers who refuse the vaccine, masks and other mandates are forming a cross country convoy to spread their message and Covid
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Geordies from north-east England believe the end of the world is nigh, now building underground bunkers and safe houses to escape the zombie apocalypse. In related news: Geordies are a form of human from north-east England (possible nsfw content on page)
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