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Fri May 27, 2022       Manchin is super cereal, you guys source: axios.com   |   share: 38   Wed May 25, 2022       Have you heard that dark energy is going to evolve, and a Big Crunch is in our future? That's because there are scientists lying: first to themselves, and then to us source: bigthink.com   |   share: 35         Have you heard that dark energy is going to evolve, and a Big Crunch is in our future? That's because there are scientists lying: first to themselves, and then to us source: bigthink.com   |   share: 35         Jets quarterback Zach Wilson has bulked up, now considers himself a beefcake source: espn.com   |   share: 15   Tue May 24, 2022       You should be playing at work source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 20         "Underdogs FAP need 'positive energy' to get past favourites Petro de Luanda." How about lending them a hand, Farkers? source: espn.com   |   share: 11   Mon May 23, 2022       Mick Jagger: "Rock 'n' roll, or any kind of pop music honestly, isn't supposed to be done when you're in your 70s. It wasn't designed for that. Doing anything high-energy at this age is really pushing it. But that makes it even more challenging" source: ultimateclassicrock.com   |   share: 29   Sat May 21, 2022       Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...here come the drones source: techxplore.com   |   share: 3         Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power source: fox4news.com   |   share: 42   Fri May 20, 2022 (NERC NERC NERC NERC)       Summer weather and energy supply outlook, with charts and graphs. Center of US is screwed, and west-of-center not much better. Go east, young man source: nerc.com   |   share: 40   Thu May 19, 2022       Department of Energy project intends to create a new sucky US industry source: cnn.com   |   share: 17   Wed May 18, 2022       House Speaker Nancy Pelosi warns nationwide baby formula shortage may trigger indictments, spankings of behinds source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 99         UK inflation hits nine pence? That's not so bad- oh, percent. NINE PERCENT. That's, that's, well that's a 40-year high source: cnn.com   |   share: 27   Tue May 17, 2022       Texas: Don't freak out. We'll have plenty of electricity this summer. Unless it gets really hot. In Texas. This summer source: statesman.com   |   share: 21         Traveling by car for Memorial Day? Enjoy your $5 gas. Also enjoy this annual AAA article telling us there will be traffic source: cnn.com   |   share: 105         Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 14   Sun May 15, 2022       Bernard Bigot, French scientist leading nuclear fusion project ITER, dies at 72. Funeral expected to be no more than twenty years from now source: phys.org   |   share: 6   Thu May 12, 2022       April wholesale inflation goes to 11 source: cnbc.com   |   share: 29   Wed May 11, 2022       Upon further review, inflation is not transitory and went up 8.3% in April. But you, the consumer, knew that already source: cnbc.com   |   share: 59   Tue May 10, 2022       Some spiders can hide for 30 mins underwater. Enjoy your summer at the swimmin' hole source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 8         Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple source: mlive.com   |   share: 10   Mon May 09, 2022       Australia to fill Asia's gap amid energy crisis. Not that there's anything wrong with that if you know what I mean and I think you do source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 26         Renewable energy will be the death of us all, says fossil-fuel propaganda outlet source: foxnews.com   |   share: 20         Apparently, something called regular exercise can cause something called muscle fatigue. I don't know either, but here comes the science anyway source: livescience.com   |   share: 11   Sun May 08, 2022       President Manchin has spoken source: yahoo.com   |   share: 136         We have a new Doctor source: deadline.com   |   share: 233   Wed May 04, 2022       Apparently the Colorado Rockies' scoreboard operator snapped source: deadspin.com   |   share: 13   Tue May 03, 2022       Bitcoin requires no energy to mine, according to well known genius Jack Dorsey source: theregister.com   |   share: 61         The universe could collapse in just 100 million years? All right, let's do it. Let's process some quintessence. Come on. Go, now. That's why I'm clapping source: phys.org   |   share: 14         Porsche and Audi to join F1 as soon as Porsche figures out where to put the engine source: bbc.com   |   share: 19         Biden: This war is crazy, lithium will help steady the nation source: cnn.com   |   share: 75   Mon May 02, 2022       Your dog wants a six-leaf clover source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: 3   Sun May 01, 2022       Government to dump money into holes in the ground source: energy.gov   |   share: 10   Fri April 29, 2022       Old and busted: Ponzi Scheme - New Hotness: Ponzo Scheme source: justice.gov   |   share: 14         Old and busted: Ponzi Scheme - New Hotness: Ponzo Scheme source: justice.gov   |   share: 14         Europe's economy is doing as well as America's source: cnn.com   |   share: 6         Bad news for marathoners and wildebeests, humans tend to run at the most energy efficient speed for the distance. Any distance source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: 22   Thu April 28, 2022       McDonalds prepares to eat millions of dollars of losses from food they can't use in Russia. Uncle Vanya's loving it source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 13         Australian poop blaster apparently isn't a nickname for vegemite on toast source: cnbc.com   |   share: 18   Wed April 27, 2022       International Ice Hockey Federation Council to Russia: *yoink* source: npr.org   |   share: 0         Latest architectural engineering trend: Wooden skyscrapers. Up next: 50‐foot magnifying glasses source: axios.com   |   share: 21   Tue April 26, 2022       Almost as brilliant a strategic move as scheduling a tank invasion during mud season, Putin threatens to cut off Poland's gas supplies as soon as it gets warm. Truly, a master strategist source: cnn.com   |   share: 65         If you can measure, observe, and quantify it, and it's self-consistent and not pathological, it's real. Sorry, anti-time fans source: bigthink.com   |   share: 63   Mon April 25, 2022       Your dad was right all along source: cnet.com   |   share: 25         Your dad was right all along source: cnet.com   |   share: 25   Sun April 24, 2022       There's always Soylent Green (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 5         Elizabeth Warren (D): "Shame on Kevin McCarthy" source: axios.com   |   share: 63         Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 81   Sat April 23, 2022       As required by law, this building has car chargers on floors 10, 20, and 30 source: mainichi.jp   |   share: 49   Fri April 22, 2022       French graffiti artist killed by NYC subway train shortly after French graffiti artist killed by NYC subway train source: gothamist.com   |   share: 60   Thu April 21, 2022       Subby submitted this one-handed while paying the light bill source: techxplore.com   |   share: 8   Wed April 20, 2022       Subby has #5 and doesn't believe anything made by Instant Pot should be on a best-of-anything list unless it's for a dorm room source: self.com   |   share: 28         "Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking source: cnn.com   |   share: 37         America's millions of abandoned oil and gas wells are leaking methane and contributing to climate ch... wait, I've just been told they're potential sources of virtually endless clean energy source: vox.com   |   share: 11         If you could capture all the heat German SPD party members are facing over Russian energy ties, you wouldn't need Russian energy source: politico.eu   |   share: 73   Mon April 18, 2022       Scientists develop new Molecular Solar Thermal energy storage unit that can store energy for up to 18 years. This revolutionary technology is predicted to be available five years from now, just like fusion has been since the 80's source: bgr.com   |   share: 17         In other news, Kyrie Irving is still an imbecile source: espn.com   |   share: 35   Fri April 15, 2022       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 15 is vanguard, as in: We had valuable furniture so we hired a vanguard when we moved source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 9         On March 29th 2022 wind power produced more electricity than both coal and nuclear energy for the first time ever in U.S. history source: usatoday.com   |   share: 46   Thu April 14, 2022       Cool source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 25   Wed April 13, 2022       Setting records is good, right? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 15         How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 26   Tue April 12, 2022       It looks like Putin's invasion of Ukraine is benefitting farmers. Difficulty: Iowa corn farmers source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 36   (Some Wildcat)       The White House, the Energy Secretary, state governors, the Fed, and high oil commodity prices have all told US companies they must produce more oil from the ground. So why haven't they? TL;DR: "Investor pressure to maintain capital discipline" source: tucsonsentinel.com   |   share: 30   Sun April 10, 2022 (Some Spit-Taker)       "I think I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God has ever created" source: 6park.news   |   share: 169   Fri April 08, 2022       Pressure is mounting on Europe for total Russian energy embargo, but no one really knows what will happen because it's a scenario thought to be so unlikely to ever happen that nobody really tried to predict the consequences source: axios.com   |   share: 65         Data center uses melted snow wastewater to farm eels, perfect for filling your hovercraft source: asahi.com   |   share: 2   Thu April 07, 2022       The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy source: bbc.com   |   share: 11         The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy source: bbc.com   |   share: 11         Great news, folks.. Even if the Sun burns out, these new solar panels will still generate electricity source: npr.org   |   share: 8         ♫♪ Stop me, oh oh oh, stop me, stop me if you've heard this one before, Because efficient fusion power is only slightly less only slightly less than a decade away ♫♪ source: theregister.com   |   share: 10   Wed April 06, 2022       I said THE REPERCUSSIONS WILL BE ENORMOUS source: cnn.com   |   share: 10         Why does this wind energy company hate the farking eagles, man? source: npr.org   |   share: 26         Well, yeah, he is gathering all evil to him source: consequence.net   |   share: 8         Cleared of charges from hawking Fyre Festival, Ja Rule sells Fyre NFT for $122K. Truly much ado about nothing source: theguardian.com   |   share: 9   Tue April 05, 2022       Energy officer says we will see gas prices drop at least 30 cents by end of the week in what will be Unlikely tag's crowning moment of eye rolling achievement source: abc13.com   |   share: 49   Mon April 04, 2022       Scientists say it's now or never to avoid climate change. This is a repeat of every year since the 60s, and we'd still rather have cheap gas than coasts and forests source: bbc.com   |   share: 231   Thu March 31, 2022       E3 now E0 source: kotaku.com   |   share: 28         The worst kept secret in motorsport is confirmed, as Formula 1 announces a race in Las Vegas in 2023 and Europe will learn how Americans have felt for years as it will be a Saturday night race source: racer.com   |   share: 31   Wed March 30, 2022       Poland closes its screen door to all Russian oil imports source: npr.org   |   share: 28         Do you remember that guy with the weird efficiency house up at 7,000 feet in Colorado that was growing bananas? No? Well here's a story about that energy efficiency guy with the weird house in which he can grow bananas source: theguardian.com   |   share: 34         "Morgan Stanley strategists see threat to US profits from wages." In other words, employees are the enemy source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 20   Tue March 29, 2022       Oooo, Wall Street, put it there. Yes daddy. Give it to me source: axios.com   |   share: 10   Mon March 28, 2022       Renewable energy projects are being blocked nationwide thanks to lies and misinformation spread and enabled by social media and corrupt politicians source: npr.org   |   share: 86   Sat March 26, 2022       Zuckerbot still thinks people will like his Metaverse. Speaking of which, anyone remember how to log in to Second Life? source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 59   Fri March 25, 2022       Psst, wanna buy some oil and gas? We accept Bitcoin, or anything else you have on you source: cnbc.com   |   share: 23         Nothing, just arresting three guys who spent five years hacking US energy infrastructure for Russia source: politico.com   |   share: 41   Thu March 24, 2022       Goldman Sachs says $200 oil would cause a recession. So would a giant meteor or Godzilla, probably source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 9   Wed March 23, 2022       Ok, Jeff Foxworthy source: huffpost.com   |   share: 112         Every part of the Republican opposition to Ketanji Brown Jackson's nomination to the supreme court is about race, and they are trying to pretend that it isn't source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 109         Guy breaks into gas station, takes consolation prize of candy and energy shots when he can't reach the cash source: patch.com   |   share: 13   Tue March 22, 2022       Meet the group of CEOs who got to have a seat at the insider's table yesterday while Biden briefed them on the war in Ukraine. But don't you dare call them oligarchs source: npr.org   |   share: 66   Mon March 21, 2022       The Sun will first scorch everything on Earth beyond recognition and then turn it into a lifeless desert of ice source: antoniomelonio-cosmos.medium.com   |   share: 15         Oil refinery workers strike. Big Oil executives brace for even higher profits source: thehill.com   |   share: 9         Physicist has designed an experiment to prove the information has mass. Whoa, Doc. This is heavy source: phys.org   |   share: 40         Bricking your battery with gravity is a good thing source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 26         'Giant step' Researchers discover health supplement drug that can halt the recurrence and spread of breast cancer. The molecule stopped spread in 80 per cent of cases and recurrence in 75 per cent. Still no cure for can... oh, wait source: walesonline.co.uk   |   share: 13         "Quantum charging" may or may not make charging electric cars as fast as pumping gas. At least until we get dilithium crystals installed source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 22   Thu March 17, 2022       I wouldn't say they were "missing" it, Bob source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 8   Wed March 16, 2022       Billionaire supermarket CEO: Inflation will rise no matter what, so you might as well buy all the food now and drive those prices up even more source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 9   Mon March 14, 2022 (Nobel Prize)       Born on this day in 1879, Albert Einstein would have been 25 years old today according to some frames of reference source: nobelprize.org   |   share: 13         In this corner, at 5'6", 152lbs, the Polonium Padre, leader of Flaccid Force Five, Vladimir Putin. And in this corner at 9'11", 685lbs, or 5'10", 180lbs sans ego, the Crypto-crybaby, the Technological Terror, Elon Musk. For the freedom of Ukraine (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 129   (MBG lifestyle)       Today's nonsense pseudoscience article we can all laugh at: Here's What Your House Number Says About You. Still unclear what it means if you live at number 666 source: mindbodygreen.com   |   share: 30   Sun March 13, 2022       Ukraine's Energy Minister reports power has been restored to Chernobyl, which is still held by Russian forces. Not great, not terrible source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 18   (Some Guy)       Tokamak Energy achieves temperature threshold for commercial fusion source: newatlas.com   |   share: 50   Sat March 12, 2022       Photo of flat Earth finally published source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 27   Fri March 11, 2022       Sustainable energy finds its greatest enemy: unsustainable industry source: kcby.com   |   share: 12         Explosions on a white dwarf found to be a near-perfect particle accelerator, start to a Spinal Tap concert source: iflscience.com   |   share: 5         Explosions on a white dwarf found to be a near-perfect particle accelerator, start to a Spinal Tap concert source: iflscience.com   |   share: 5   Thu March 10, 2022       Soon, Florida will push "Don't say Electric Cars" bill source: wesh.com   |   share: 5         Bad News: Russian Oil ban causes prices to surge. Badder news: Many Rare Earth Elements for electric cars are owned by China so you're fuc ... BAHGOD THAT MUSIC MEANS A LITHIUM MINE IN NEVADA IS COMIN' IN source: grist.org   |   share: 20   Wed March 09, 2022       Now that the US has banned importing Russian oil, oil prices are at record highs. Wait, they went down? That can't be right source: cnbc.com   |   share: 30         Either his translator was drunk or that word does not mean what he thinks it means: Kremlin Spokesman denounces Western sanctions as "the bacchanalia, the hostile bacchanalia, which the West has sown - that makes the situation very difficult" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 142         Good night, Bakeryman source: nypost.com   |   share: 16   Tue March 08, 2022       Messing with someone's energy? That's an assaulting. The loud truck and trained dog are just a bonus source: abc17news.com   |   share: 15         You mean to tell me that politicians funded by Big Oil might not be all that truthful about energy policy? source: vox.com   |   share: 67         Fox News has its work cut out for it: 72 percent of Trump voters say they're cool paying more for gas to punish Russia source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 125         Russia will be drowning in their own oil source: cnn.com   |   share: 30         Inflation has gone ludicrous. A nickel will now cost you $100,000 source: cnbc.com   |   share: 15         Electric Truck Hydropower is also the name of my country metal sea shanty band source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: 14   Mon March 07, 2022       Andrew Cuomo's "I'm The Victim Here" 2022 tour brings out that deep cut "See? I'm In A Black Church. I'm Down" source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 29   Sun March 06, 2022       Someday, historians will marvel at the American people's resolve as we sent thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Ukraine, while enduring the horror of gassing up our trucks and minivans at $7 a gallon source: nypost.com   |   share: 173   Thu March 03, 2022       ♫ Dark Energy a grand illusion? Simulations test what's happening. Come on in and see what they may show. Binary stars locked in death spirals. Extreme gravity bends spacetime. Modeling the death of neutron stars... ♫ source: phys.org   |   share: 16         If you're a Jets fan and thought they were trying to kill you, bad news. They are source: sbnation.com   |   share: 13   Wed March 02, 2022       Energy drinks. Not even once. Okay, once is fine but don't be chugging them 24/7 dumbass source: cbc.ca   |   share: 32   Tue March 01, 2022 (Some Guy)       Possible active shooter at the nuke plant. Employees advised to "run, hide, fight" . "Cry, pee pants, faint" not advised source: yaktrinews.com   |   share: 47   Mon February 28, 2022       When leading by 20 points or more during the Steve Kerr era, the Warriors were 204 and 1 before yesterday's game against the Mavericks. Make that 204 and 2 now source: espn.com   |   share: 9         Say goodbye to renewable energy source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 28         Trump says rising sea levels just "give you slightly more seafront property." Hopefully, Aquaman will be ready to buy it source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 108   Sat February 26, 2022       There is a restaurant in Manhattan that literally serves one type of dish source: famadillo.com   |   share: 30   Thu February 24, 2022       Fox News never lets a crisis go to waste: "The only way Biden can defeat Putin is if we DRILL, BABY, DRILL" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 111   Wed February 23, 2022       Strange Tag: Tom Brady will star in a "Buddy Comedy" with Lily Tomlin, Sally Field, Jane Fonda and Rita Moreno. Cool Tag: Tom is the GOAT and Rita the rare EGOT source: nypost.com   |   share: 29         NYC mayor claims that "You can't stay at home all day in your pajamas." And he's right too. Sometimes Subby stays at home all day in his birthday suit instead of pajamas source: yahoo.com   |   share: 107   (Kyodo News)       Japan does an inventory of its energy reserves, finds more than they thought, and decides to sanction Russia after all source: english.kyodonews.net   |   share: 4   Tue February 22, 2022       Teen's Gambit source: cnn.com   |   share: 46   Mon February 21, 2022       Good Nightbirde source: yahoo.com   |   share: 12         That's a lot of words to say it's a worthless waste of time, resources, energy, and money source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 68   Thu February 17, 2022       Just because you're subjected to the Knicks and Nets doesn't mean the entire league sucks source: audacy.com   |   share: 0         If solar panels don't need sunlight to generate electricity, are they really solar panels? source: bgr.com   |   share: 29         'Nother donut, 'nother donut, 'nother donut, GIVE ME ANOTHER G*DD*M DONUT source: businessinsider.com.au   |   share: 21   Tue February 15, 2022       Lorentz symmetry unbroken during1.4 PeV gamma ray event. Einstein remains generally relative source: phys.org   |   share: 15         "And how would you like your seaweed done, sir?" source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 43         If you were a Catholic "baptized" by a certain Catholic priest in Phoenix, you might want to sit down and read why that word is in quotes source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 120   Mon February 14, 2022       Physicists now close to estimating the mass of the mysterious neutrino, which despite all its claims, like your mom's, rule out the possibility of it being zero source: nature.com   |   share: 30   Thu February 10, 2022     In these dark times we NEED another album by Willie Nelson source: consequence.net   |   share: 14       Most heroes don't live through that first scene where they jump on the grenade to save the people around them. Neither did this one. "Tell everyone on this train that I love them" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 59   Wed February 09, 2022       Spider-Man fixing Doc Ock's neural inhibitor has paid off with a huge breakthrough in nuclear fusion energy source: bbc.com   |   share: 18         Remember how, a few years ago, the ANITA experiment claimed to have detected parallel Universes? There's a better explanation now: particles can reflect off of ice source: bigthink.com   |   share: 30   Tue February 08, 2022       Look like Dr Who got BUSY source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 58         Older children consume energy drinks regularly. They're called teenagers source: bbc.com   |   share: 44         I want nuclear fusion powering our world as much as anyone, but other than a few government labs, the whole field is full of scam artists source: bigthink.com   |   share: 17   Fri February 04, 2022       Those covid test kits you ordered? Might not work if they freeze. Sorry, northern folks, you're just going to have to wait by the mailbox source: usatoday.com   |   share: 19         The Tories are trying to kill constituents with new energy price hikes source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 37         Think its too late to make it big in crypto? This guy started last week and won't need to work again for many years.. Checkmate, anti-cryptobros source: bethesdamagazine.com   |   share: 21   Thu February 03, 2022       Cool: a public/private partnership is installing the first roadway that will be capable of wirelessly charging electric vehicles that drive on it. Sad: they're building it in Detroit source: thehill.com   |   share: 89         Good news everyone, the EU rules that natural gas and nuclear power can be considered green energy, prompting philosophy majors to question "what does green energy really mean" and pro-nukes to shake their heads at being compared to natty gas source: time.com   |   share: 20         Look, if we fell asleep before it, it wouldn't happen source: ladbible.com   |   share: 11   Wed February 02, 2022       If you're feeling kinda woozy in Havana, check your phone's EMF meter. It's definitely not the drink in your hand source: cnn.com   |   share: 64         They've invented Flubber. The ghost of Fred MacMurray smiles source: phys.org   |   share: 29         EU says it will become "climate neutral" by 2050 through re-labeling of nuclear and gas power as "sustainable." In related news, Subby plans to "lose" weight this year by referring to beer as "magic health juice" source: bbc.com   |   share: 77         Peace in our time as caterpillars end hostilities source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Mon January 31, 2022       7-year-old battling leukemia is surprised with a backyard ice skating rink. Are those frozen tears from being so dusty in here? source: fox43.com   |   share: 3   Sat January 29, 2022 (Some Guy)       Power utility may have found a way to kill solar energy. Mr. Burns tents his fingers in evil acknowledgement source: saltwire.com   |   share: 37         Stack them up alongside all the spent nuclear fuel rods. Duh source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 78   Fri January 28, 2022       We are paying more for all forms of energy source: cnn.com   |   share: 21   Thu January 27, 2022       There's a theory that every black hole that forms gives rise to a baby Universe inside it. Could that be where our Universe came from, too? source: bigthink.com   |   share: 59

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