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headlines found matching 'Elon musk'
Tue May 24, 2022
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what it was like to go from the scientific wonder of the Roman Empire to the Dark Ages? Well you won't need to wonder much longer, we're living it
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Nice
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon completes his transition to complete Bond villain. And yes, this is in the PolTab for a reason
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Businesses helping women get to free states might get punished
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ooh, surprise, a couple of rich tech enema bags find sex abuse accusations hilarious
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Edgelord Elon, desperate to shore up Tesla's falling stock price, announces full self-drive next year. This is a repeat of pretty much every year since 2014
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk announces the creation of his latest venture: The Law Firm of Dunning & Kruger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Futurama predicted it: Elon Musk edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In the past 21 days Elon Musk has lost $100,000,000,000. Almost half of his entire fortune
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Elon goes with the "Bet you can't describe my junk" defense
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New documentary exploring how Elon Musk has largely failed to deal with the people he's maimed and killed in Teslas may lead to the single greatest mobilization of the Knights of the Musk Table in recent memory. RIDE, MEN. RIDE NOW
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Thu May 19, 2022
(The Verge)
 
Weeners
 
Elon's attempts to join the Mile High club might bring his attempt to buy Twitter crashing to the ground
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
What about false information leading to a crisis?
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Man in talks to buy flaming garbage heap plans to vote Republican
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
About tree fiddy
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Wed May 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phony Stark goes to Twitter to rip the "Social justice warriors" at Standard and Poors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed genius and prolific breeder Elon Musk declares the environment can accommodate double our current population, which works out to two Elon Musks too many
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter to Musk: "No backsies"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk demands the SEC investigate someone for stock manipulation. That's the joke
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are all basically self-assembling Ponzi schemes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk waived his right to perform due diligence on Twitter
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has a thoughtful discussion with Twitter's CEO
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The great fall of FIGJAM
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's efforts to fail to buy twitter continue
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Fri May 13, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Did Elon Musk ever really want to buy Twitter, or was it all a "big fugazi" to give him an excuse to cash out a lot of Tesla stock without causing a panic?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk two weeks ago: "I'mma buy Twitter Y'all." Musk Today: "I'm gonna.....think about it"
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(Torque News)
 
 
 
Elon says non-existent product is sold out until 2027
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Thu May 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Earth's richest human praises the Chinese and says Americans are 'trying to avoid' work. Okay we get it. So far no one wants the job being your personal ball washer
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
EHT set to reveal "groundbreaking" discovery about Milky Way. Spoiler: Elon Musk has bought the naming rights to the galaxy and it will henceforth be known as the "Musky Way"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"No reasonable jury could find that Mr. Musk did not act recklessly"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's only one group on Earth who can stop Elon Musk: Twitter employees. Welp, we're boned
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You used to be cool, ACLU
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Tue May 10, 2022
(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Amoral attention troll just throws the entire pole right in to the water
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It took getting hacked by an NFT bot and losing control of her Twitter account to help this young writer learn that her Twitter account had no actual value or purpose in the first place. Folks, I think we've found our intervention
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
📸 🥴
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fears for his life and shared a threatening note from the head of the Russian Space Agency over his support of Ukraine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello, Central Casting? What can you dig up in the "Evil Assistant to Thin-Skinned Zillionaire" department?
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Sat May 07, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
That's a lot of bots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Trump legal record remains unblemished by success
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You thought Musk buying Twitter is the worst thing that could happen? How about his fanboies and girrls taking over the company? Over 250% increase in interest in job postings
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
AI cavity searches are coming to drill you right in your hole
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company calls out a notoriously thin-skinned billionaire
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A new head twit is on the way
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Through its MIT and Harvard labs Skynet will soon be in your mouth identifying your cavities, says it is safe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon gets god and crypto to help pay for twitter. Is *any* of this real?
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk creating an army of Daleks to EX-TER-MIN-ATE space, apparently
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some Twitter investors are beginning to think that Elon Musk fella is not the serious, sober, businessman they thought he was
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
You know those "cryptocurrency influencers" that shill for everything? Yeah, they're getting paid in dollars because they don't even believe in their own industry
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals how he's going to turn Twitter into CNN+
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
I don't think there's any reason to worry. Surely Elon Musk will ensure that no endangered species are harmed as a result of his spaceport expansion plans in Texas
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A woman would like everyone to know that she's being kicked off the flight because she supports Elon Musk and Donald Trump and not because her and her husband were using anti gay slurs at other passengers
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mystery solved: It was Amber Heard's PR team who crapped in Johnny Depp's bed
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for fresh hell: "A far-right activist banned from Twitter for fundraising to 'take out' a BLM activist was told by an Elon Musk associate he may get his account back 'soon'"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The check to Axios clears, so they discuss "The bright side of Elon Musk's Twitter takeover." In bullet points, of course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Elon Musk will now see you about your anger issues
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Fri April 29, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 29 is 'flummox' as in: "Some say Elon Musk wants to be a supervillain, but the truth is, he's only half villain and hah flummox"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon Musk declares war on the Democratic Party
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark may need a fundraiser to keep Original around once Musk takes over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Honest you 'woke progressive' extremists, I'm a liberal, stop making me look right-wing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So in addition to bidding against himself, he didn't get an inspection
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Not everyone can leave Twitter
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Count affirms that Tesla is Elon Musk's personal piggy bank
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Roger Stone, who thought his Twitter ban would be unbanned following Elon Musk buyout, has been banned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anyone got a plunger? The sentient toilet that is Elon Musk is overflowing with crap again
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Tesla shares dropping again as investors price in CEO lunacy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has his next great idea
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Wed April 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Federal judge denies motion by Elon Musk to terminate consent decree requiring a "Twitter Sitter" to vet his tweets. #buyersremorse
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk already broke his agreement with Twitter" - wow, surprise. FARK: within 24hrs of making the deal
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon says, free speech for me, not for thee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why no smart person already purchased Twitter. I think this is intended to be an insult to your liege lord, Musk fanbois, so you should probably start girding your loins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jameela Jamil moves on from The Bad Place
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Tue April 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Media outlet's conspiracy theorist Russian apologist online host, booted from Youtube, booed by other staffers. Your move, The Hill
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pluto, you dolt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla investors incinerate $100B in market valuation just 24 hours after Elon Musk asks them to fund his midlife crisis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anonymous Republicans praying that TFG doesn't get back on Twitter
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson is a liar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's steaming hot take from Kyle Smith: Twitter helped legitimize white supremacists by deplatforming them. Watch as Elon Musk puts a stop to that nonsense
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maybe Elon Musk didn't think this cunning plan all the way through
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas judge invites Disney to relocate from North Korea to West North Korea
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lying liar lies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' bold career change is paying off
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Much spike, very twitter, so musky
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's take the bozo with money and let him figure out the problems while we count the money
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hmm... maybe it's not just a publicity stunt after all
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You know how when you've just come home from a long trip, and you call to your dog , who excitedly sprints over to you, leaps past you, and then smacks into a private jet? Well, imagine that dog is a Tesla
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Fri April 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Fintech giant Stripe jumps into crypto with a feature that lets Twitter users get paid in stablecoin" the author wrote with a straight face
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At this rate, your next car will be built by Whirlpool
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
DeathSentence cozies up to Elon over tweeting while still headbutting the Mouse. Giant meteor, why have you forsaken us?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First VW was coming for GM, to dominate the US market; then VW was coming for Toyota, to dominate the US market; now VW is coming for Tesla, to dominate the US market
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon spent millions for consultants on top ways to reward employees working Easter. Fourth of July workers expect firework bonanza
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: I take little interest in men's balls. Unlike Tucker Carlson
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Is there anything Elon Musk wants other than attention?"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk May Have a Powerful Ally to Buy Twitter." Economists are tentatively calling it "money"
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why would Musk want to buy Twitter when he has so much fun trolling it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let them fight
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Sun April 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's "$420 funding secured" tweet could cost him most of his fortune in a class action lawsuit
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Sat April 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
An opinion writer at The Hill reaches deep and provides us with the worst possible example for why we should change the eligibility requirements for president
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Fri April 15, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"If you're getting a W2, you're a sucker"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news. New hotness: Parallel universe news
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
The First Self-Righteous Church of Musk was started by eight twitter bots to manipulate Tesla stock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: I'm donating terminals to get Starlink to Ukraine. US taxpayers: Explain this bill then?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk says he wants to 'free' the internet. But what he really aims to do is make it even less accountable than it is now"
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud
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(Vox)
 
 
 
With the warmer weather coming, it's almost time to send your wretched offspring to Crypto Kids Camp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O rly? As if he would ever do that
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Elon musk declined to join Twitter's board of directors....which leaves him the opportunity for a hostile takeover
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk hits the edit button on plans to join Twitter's Board, possibly after realizing that 9% ≠ 51%
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz loves Farts
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hamster futures are exploding
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Thu April 07, 2022
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
The MCU ranking article to end all MCU ranking articles
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk, having launched his car into space, threatens to launch SpaceX out of Texas into Florida
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reichenwagen
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Twitter confirms it is working on the long-awaited edit button. Smart, Funny buttons can't be far behind
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Amazon and Jeff Bezos give SpaceX a big "fark you" and buy 18 launches on Arianespace's Ariane 6 rocket, 38 launches on ULA's Vulcan rocket, and 12 launches on Blue Origin's New Glenn with an option for 15 more
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The total wealth of the world's billionaires has fallen to $12.7 trillion since Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Oh no. Anyway
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to join Twitter's board. No word if Twitter is facing a rapid unplanned disassembly
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Mon April 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"I like shiatposting so much, I bought the company" -- Elon Musk
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Waxy)
 
 
 
If you thought the Elgin Marbles were spiffy, you'll go moony for this collection of vintage magical mystery marble making movies
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Emperor Manchin clutches his pearls and exhorts, "Won't someone think of the billionaires?"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Moore's Law observed that computing speed doubled every 2 years. Eyeing a list of the world's richest people, subby's trying to come up with a name for the observance that billionaire wealth also doubles every 2 years
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, some positive news about Elon Musk
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Elon Musk taunts the dynamite monkey
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is a sideways fart box
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Sat March 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan's underwear can predict a recession
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Mon March 21, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Quantum charging" may or may not make charging electric cars as fast as pumping gas. At least until we get dilithium crystals installed
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Thu March 17, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk out at Endeavor
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Anonymous" criticizes Elon Musk for Putin challenge. No one's fooled here, Bezos
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Mon March 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk mocks everybody
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In this corner, at 5'6", 152lbs, the Polonium Padre, leader of Flaccid Force Five, Vladimir Putin. And in this corner at 9'11", 685lbs, or 5'10", 180lbs sans ego, the Crypto-crybaby, the Technological Terror, Elon Musk. For the freedom of Ukraine (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grimes reveals Elon Musk keeps their family in extreme poverty and "donates" everything to his dream of moving to Mars
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Thu March 10, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The list of 17 Congresspeople who voted against the Russian oil ban features the usual cast of GOP clowns (Boebert, Greene, Gosar, Cawthorn, Gohmert, etc), but also Cori Bush and Ilhan Omar
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Thinking now would be the good time to go electric since gas prices are spiking? Yeah, about that new EV car your were thinking about buying
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Head Of Russia's Space Program Is A Real Mудак
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Mon March 07, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
2022 is the year of car automation. For real this time. We swear. STOP LAUGHING
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk calls for creation of additional Russian targets in Europe
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Did you receive a Starlink terminal in Ukraine? Enjoy your Russian state propaganda courtesy of Elon Musk
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Elon Musk literally dares the UAW to hold a union organizing vote at his California Tesla factory. This is not a repeat from May 2018
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Ford killed SEX according to Elon Musk
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Thu March 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In what should be an episode of Futurama, electric car maker Elon Musk invites union vote at urging of KISS bassist Gene Simmons
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
The 50 minerals critical to U.S. security. Check this list periodically for updates
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk is a tool, but a useful one at times
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember that kid who had a twitter account that tracked Elon Musk's private jet? He's got a new account now, one that tracks the private planes of the Russian oligarchs, which should come in handy for anyone interested in seizing them
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Thu February 24, 2022
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Road rage quitting, coming soon to a highway near you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and his brother are about to find out that the SEC doesn't like to be threatened
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Toxic emissions coming from Tesla's Fremont factory weren't only coming from Elon's mouth
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The problem with freethinkers is they're lazy? This opinion piece will go over well
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Wed February 23, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Now that Valve has gotten a bunch of Linux games certified to run on Steam Deck, Elon Musk wants Steam running on newer Teslas. Tomorrow's news: Steam malware that takes over your car
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"Why can't President Biden get his popular economic agenda over the finish line? It can't all be pinned on a few obstructionist senators and one unelected parliamentarian"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What will it take to bring Elon Musk down?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 gets over-the-air update
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg is an isolated dictator in Silicon Valley. By contrast with the other Silicon Valley billionaires... who aren't isolated
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Working at a nonexistent company, with a nonexistent address for a glorious nonexistent salary is no way to go through life, son
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Thu February 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk vociferously complains the SEC is violating his freedom of speech to violate securities laws
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Top artificial intelligence scientist believes current neural networks may already be "slightly conscious." Sarah Connor unavailable for comment
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So what's it gonna be: a trip to space or a new house? Decisions, decisions
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk donated $5.7 billion in Tesla shares to an unnamed charity. You know what to do. Guesses to the right
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Mon February 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire Jared Isaacman has bought all the seats for three additional missions on SpaceX spacecraft. This includes what will be the first private spacewalk and at least one trip on Starship
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Elon Musk finds an effective deterrent to the ape uprising
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
EU decides Elon Musk isn't quite rich enough, plans to penalize carmakers for selling plug-in hybrids
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Sun February 13, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Crazy Girl" is crazy good; eyeing Winter Olympics 2038
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember that "SpaceX" booster that is about to hit the Moon? Turns out that someone made a slight misidentification. Whoops
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA says Elon Musk sucks the big one and is going to kill us all. I may be paraphrasing a bit
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just use your trusty Boring Company flame thrower
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Ken Burns-style voiceover. "My dearest Amanda. I write this at a Chick-fil-A, all while awaiting word on the antifa and BLM hordes that I have been assured are storming the border as we speak. Send Twinkies"
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
If a killer asteroid ever comes for humanity, we won't need a "Don't Look Up" level of ignorance to be wiped out. Elon Musk is doing quite a fine job already
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Wed February 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
General Motors demoted to second biggest EV manufacturer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tonga now suffering triple disaster whammy: volcano, tsunami, Elon Musk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
More details emerge on why Elon Musk wanted to move Tesla to Texas, 1955
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Future Martians will be quite randy if Elon Musk has anything tp say about it. Now comes the science (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun February 06, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
LOL I TROL u
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Creepy stalker and inventor of electric cars, the rocket, and the tunnel, really wants Joe Biden's attention
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your Starlink "Premium" internet for the bargain price of $500/month. Initial costs only $500 deposit and $2500 for equipment
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Mon January 31, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla releases its latest way for distracted drivers to kill you (And your little dog, too)
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Did you ever want to know where musk travels to? Tracking that Elon guy's plane that is, not how bad he might smell
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elon continues the time-honored annual tradition of the promising of full self driving Tesla next year
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Fri January 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least he didn't call him a pedo
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This hedge fund made $700 million by knowing when to sell after Elon Musk opened his big fat mouth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon announces new Teslas with batteries as a structural member, promises level 5 autonomy by the end of 2022, which would be the highest level of autonomous pedestrian flattening ever achieved
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists express horror at Elon Musk. Also at his Neuralink Brain Chip
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Space Boning- a very serious topic
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Technlogy makes everything faster: it took elon Musk just 9 minute to renege on his offer to help Tonga get back online by moving his Starlink satellites to cover the island
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