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Thu May 26, 2022       Jack Dorsey to Twitter board of directors - "Peace out, biatches" source: axios.com   |   share: 19         Something is seriously wrong with the world: Elon Musk is starting to make sense source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 119         And the "Shut up already, Elon" broken record spins on and on and on source: thestreet.com   |   share: 92         Elon Musk sucks at Elden Ring source: vice.com   |   share: 41   Tue May 24, 2022       Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths source: phoenixnewtimes.com   |   share: 38         Ever wondered what it was like to go from the scientific wonder of the Roman Empire to the Dark Ages? Well you won't need to wonder much longer, we're living it source: davetroy.medium.com   |   share: 153         Nice source: futurism.com   |   share: 29   Mon May 23, 2022       Elon completes his transition to complete Bond villain. And yes, this is in the PolTab for a reason source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 144         Businesses helping women get to free states might get punished source: texastribune.org   |   share: 105         Ooh, surprise, a couple of rich tech enema bags find sex abuse accusations hilarious source: businessinsider.in   |   share: 18         Edgelord Elon, desperate to shore up Tesla's falling stock price, announces full self-drive next year. This is a repeat of pretty much every year since 2014 source: electrek.co   |   share: 104   Fri May 20, 2022       Elon Musk announces the creation of his latest venture: The Law Firm of Dunning & Kruger source: twitter.com   |   share: 222         Futurama predicted it: Elon Musk edition source: twitter.com   |   share: 42         In the past 21 days Elon Musk has lost $100,000,000,000. Almost half of his entire fortune source: msn.com   |   share: 148         Elon goes with the "Bet you can't describe my junk" defense source: news.sky.com   |   share: 112         New documentary exploring how Elon Musk has largely failed to deal with the people he's maimed and killed in Teslas may lead to the single greatest mobilization of the Knights of the Musk Table in recent memory. RIDE, MEN. RIDE NOW source: npr.org   |   share: 190   Thu May 19, 2022     Elon's attempts to join the Mile High club might bring his attempt to buy Twitter crashing to the ground source: theverge.com   |   share: 237         What about false information leading to a crisis? source: engadget.com   |   share: 6         Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right source: inverse.com   |   share: 48         Man in talks to buy flaming garbage heap plans to vote Republican source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 122         About tree fiddy source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 8   Wed May 18, 2022       Phony Stark goes to Twitter to rip the "Social justice warriors" at Standard and Poors source: nypost.com   |   share: 29         Self-proclaimed genius and prolific breeder Elon Musk declares the environment can accommodate double our current population, which works out to two Elon Musks too many source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 17         Twitter to Musk: "No backsies" source: nypost.com   |   share: 48   Tue May 17, 2022       Elon Musk demands the SEC investigate someone for stock manipulation. That's the joke source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25         Cryptocurrencies are all basically self-assembling Ponzi schemes source: currentaffairs.org   |   share: 129         Elon Musk waived his right to perform due diligence on Twitter source: twitter.com   |   share: 28         Are you ready for Musk Social? source: forbes.com   |   share: 20   Mon May 16, 2022       Elon Musk has a thoughtful discussion with Twitter's CEO source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 31         The great fall of FIGJAM source: espn.com   |   share: 27   Sun May 15, 2022       Elon Musk's efforts to fail to buy twitter continue source: twitter.com   |   share: 211   Fri May 13, 2022       Did Elon Musk ever really want to buy Twitter, or was it all a "big fugazi" to give him an excuse to cash out a lot of Tesla stock without causing a panic? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 179         Musk two weeks ago: "I'mma buy Twitter Y'all." Musk Today: "I'm gonna.....think about it" source: cnn.com   |   share: 312         Elon says non-existent product is sold out until 2027 source: torquenews.com   |   share: 74   Thu May 12, 2022       Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social source: cnn.com   |   share: 61         Earth's richest human praises the Chinese and says Americans are 'trying to avoid' work. Okay we get it. So far no one wants the job being your personal ball washer source: nypost.com   |   share: 33         EHT set to reveal "groundbreaking" discovery about Milky Way. Spoiler: Elon Musk has bought the naming rights to the galaxy and it will henceforth be known as the "Musky Way" source: cnet.com   |   share: 17         "No reasonable jury could find that Mr. Musk did not act recklessly" source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 59   Wed May 11, 2022       There's only one group on Earth who can stop Elon Musk: Twitter employees. Welp, we're boned source: slate.com   |   share: 22         You used to be cool, ACLU source: mediaite.com   |   share: 185   Tue May 10, 2022       Amoral attention troll just throws the entire pole right in to the water source: newsandguts.com   |   share: 271         It took getting hacked by an NFT bot and losing control of her Twitter account to help this young writer learn that her Twitter account had no actual value or purpose in the first place. Folks, I think we've found our intervention source: slate.com   |   share: 69   Mon May 09, 2022       📸 🥴 source: today.com   |   share: 35         Elon Musk fears for his life and shared a threatening note from the head of the Russian Space Agency over his support of Ukraine source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 184         Hello, Central Casting? What can you dig up in the "Evil Assistant to Thin-Skinned Zillionaire" department? source: nypost.com   |   share: 61   Sat May 07, 2022       Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 128         That's a lot of bots source: engadget.com   |   share: 50         So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles source: cnn.com   |   share: 19   Fri May 06, 2022       The Trump legal record remains unblemished by success source: cnbc.com   |   share: 38   (Some Guy)       You thought Musk buying Twitter is the worst thing that could happen? How about his fanboies and girrls taking over the company? Over 250% increase in interest in job postings source: teslarati.com   |   share: 52   Thu May 05, 2022       AI cavity searches are coming to drill you right in your hole source: theregister.com   |   share: 6         Ford Motor Company calls out a notoriously thin-skinned billionaire source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 29         A new head twit is on the way source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4         Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months source: cnbc.com   |   share: 40         Through its MIT and Harvard labs Skynet will soon be in your mouth identifying your cavities, says it is safe source: theregister.com   |   share: 3         Elon gets god and crypto to help pay for twitter. Is *any* of this real? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 28   Wed May 04, 2022       Elon Musk creating an army of Daleks to EX-TER-MIN-ATE space, apparently source: space.com   |   share: 8         Some Twitter investors are beginning to think that Elon Musk fella is not the serious, sober, businessman they thought he was source: msn.com   |   share: 31         You know those "cryptocurrency influencers" that shill for everything? Yeah, they're getting paid in dollars because they don't even believe in their own industry source: thedrum.com   |   share: 21         Elon Musk reveals how he's going to turn Twitter into CNN+ source: ndtv.com   |   share: 17         I don't think there's any reason to worry. Surely Elon Musk will ensure that no endangered species are harmed as a result of his spaceport expansion plans in Texas source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 21   Mon May 02, 2022       Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 126         A woman would like everyone to know that she's being kicked off the flight because she supports Elon Musk and Donald Trump and not because her and her husband were using anti gay slurs at other passengers source: twitter.com   |   share: 281         Mystery solved: It was Amber Heard's PR team who crapped in Johnny Depp's bed source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 41   Sun May 01, 2022       Get ready for fresh hell: "A far-right activist banned from Twitter for fundraising to 'take out' a BLM activist was told by an Elon Musk associate he may get his account back 'soon'" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 175   Sat April 30, 2022       The check to Axios clears, so they discuss "The bright side of Elon Musk's Twitter takeover." In bullet points, of course source: axios.com   |   share: 49         Dr. Elon Musk will now see you about your anger issues source: twitter.com   |   share: 153   Fri April 29, 2022       Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with source: aol.com   |   share: 108         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 29 is 'flummox' as in: "Some say Elon Musk wants to be a supervillain, but the truth is, he's only half villain and hah flummox" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 18         Elon Musk declares war on the Democratic Party source: mediaite.com   |   share: 311         Fark may need a fundraiser to keep Original around once Musk takes over source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 46         Elon Musk: Honest you 'woke progressive' extremists, I'm a liberal, stop making me look right-wing source: nypost.com   |   share: 154         So in addition to bidding against himself, he didn't get an inspection source: axios.com   |   share: 5         Not everyone can leave Twitter source: salon.com   |   share: 36   Thu April 28, 2022       Count affirms that Tesla is Elon Musk's personal piggy bank source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on source: engadget.com   |   share: 18         Roger Stone, who thought his Twitter ban would be unbanned following Elon Musk buyout, has been banned source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 74         Anyone got a plunger? The sentient toilet that is Elon Musk is overflowing with crap again source: twitter.com   |   share: 307         Tesla shares dropping again as investors price in CEO lunacy source: fool.com   |   share: 39         Elon Musk has his next great idea source: twitter.com   |   share: 156   Wed April 27, 2022       O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 159         Federal judge denies motion by Elon Musk to terminate consent decree requiring a "Twitter Sitter" to vet his tweets. #buyersremorse source: axios.com   |   share: 19         "Elon Musk already broke his agreement with Twitter" - wow, surprise. FARK: within 24hrs of making the deal source: qz.com   |   share: 60         Elon says, free speech for me, not for thee source: mediaite.com   |   share: 43         Today's Slatesplanation: Why no smart person already purchased Twitter. I think this is intended to be an insult to your liege lord, Musk fanbois, so you should probably start girding your loins source: slate.com   |   share: 35         Jameela Jamil moves on from The Bad Place source: foxnews.com   |   share: 62   Tue April 26, 2022       Media outlet's conspiracy theorist Russian apologist online host, booted from Youtube, booed by other staffers. Your move, The Hill source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 28         Pluto, you dolt source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 32         Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 184         People who bought Twitter also bought into these recommended EU regulations source: theguardian.com   |   share: 5   (Popular Info)       Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers source: popular.info   |   share: 162         Tesla investors incinerate $100B in market valuation just 24 hours after Elon Musk asks them to fund his midlife crisis source: cnbc.com   |   share: 41         Anonymous Republicans praying that TFG doesn't get back on Twitter source: politico.com   |   share: 52         Tucker Carlson is a liar source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82         Today's steaming hot take from Kyle Smith: Twitter helped legitimize white supremacists by deplatforming them. Watch as Elon Musk puts a stop to that nonsense source: nypost.com   |   share: 73         Maybe Elon Musk didn't think this cunning plan all the way through source: twitter.com   |   share: 139         Texas judge invites Disney to relocate from North Korea to West North Korea source: nypost.com   |   share: 70   Mon April 25, 2022       Lying liar lies source: cnbc.com   |   share: 70         Devin Nunes' bold career change is paying off source: cnn.com   |   share: 63         Much spike, very twitter, so musky source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 5         Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments source: cnbc.com   |   share: 485         Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing source: cnbc.com   |   share: 59         Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer source: cnbc.com   |   share: 257   Sun April 24, 2022       On second thought, let's take the bozo with money and let him figure out the problems while we count the money source: cnbc.com   |   share: 13         Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 81   Sat April 23, 2022       Hmm... maybe it's not just a publicity stunt after all source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 69         You know how when you've just come home from a long trip, and you call to your dog , who excitedly sprints over to you, leaps past you, and then smacks into a private jet? Well, imagine that dog is a Tesla source: theverge.com   |   share: 69   Fri April 22, 2022       "Fintech giant Stripe jumps into crypto with a feature that lets Twitter users get paid in stablecoin" the author wrote with a straight face source: cnbc.com   |   share: 13         Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors source: theguardian.com   |   share: 169   Thu April 21, 2022 (Some Guy)       At this rate, your next car will be built by Whirlpool source: protocol.com   |   share: 21   Wed April 20, 2022       "Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking source: cnn.com   |   share: 37         DeathSentence cozies up to Elon over tweeting while still headbutting the Mouse. Giant meteor, why have you forsaken us? source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 17         First VW was coming for GM, to dominate the US market; then VW was coming for Toyota, to dominate the US market; now VW is coming for Tesla, to dominate the US market source: cnn.com   |   share: 41   Tue April 19, 2022       Amazon spent millions for consultants on top ways to reward employees working Easter. Fourth of July workers expect firework bonanza source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 38         Fark-ready headline: I take little interest in men's balls. Unlike Tucker Carlson source: theguardian.com   |   share: 82         "Is there anything Elon Musk wants other than attention?" source: npr.org   |   share: 25         "Elon Musk May Have a Powerful Ally to Buy Twitter." Economists are tentatively calling it "money" source: thestreet.com   |   share: 18   Mon April 18, 2022       Why would Musk want to buy Twitter when he has so much fun trolling it? source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 15         Let them fight source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 9   Sun April 17, 2022       Elon Musk's "$420 funding secured" tweet could cost him most of his fortune in a class action lawsuit source: cnbc.com   |   share: 89   Sat April 16, 2022       An opinion writer at The Hill reaches deep and provides us with the worst possible example for why we should change the eligibility requirements for president source: thehill.com   |   share: 95   Fri April 15, 2022       "If you're getting a W2, you're a sucker" source: propublica.org   |   share: 55         Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend source: cnbc.com   |   share: 24         Old and busted: Fake news. New hotness: Parallel universe news source: axios.com   |   share: 6   Thu April 14, 2022       At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 333   Wed April 13, 2022       The First Self-Righteous Church of Musk was started by eight twitter bots to manipulate Tesla stock source: techxplore.com   |   share: 9         Elon Musk: I'm donating terminals to get Starlink to Ukraine. US taxpayers: Explain this bill then? source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 54         "Elon Musk says he wants to 'free' the internet. But what he really aims to do is make it even less accountable than it is now" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 119   Tue April 12, 2022       Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud source: apnews.com   |   share: 118         With the warmer weather coming, it's almost time to send your wretched offspring to Crypto Kids Camp source: vox.com   |   share: 20         O rly? As if he would ever do that source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Mon April 11, 2022       Elon musk declined to join Twitter's board of directors....which leaves him the opportunity for a hostile takeover source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 16         Elon Musk hits the edit button on plans to join Twitter's Board, possibly after realizing that 9% ≠ 51% source: thehill.com   |   share: 51   Sun April 10, 2022       Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm source: money.yahoo.com   |   share: 81         Ted Cruz loves Farts source: uproxx.com   |   share: 68   Fri April 08, 2022 (Some Guy)       Hamster futures are exploding source: motorbiscuit.com   |   share: 43   Thu April 07, 2022       The MCU ranking article to end all MCU ranking articles source: gq-magazine.co.uk   |   share: 20         Musk, having launched his car into space, threatens to launch SpaceX out of Texas into Florida source: cnbc.com   |   share: 86   Wed April 06, 2022       Reichenwagen source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 35         Twitter confirms it is working on the long-awaited edit button. Smart, Funny buttons can't be far behind source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 31   Tue April 05, 2022       Amazon and Jeff Bezos give SpaceX a big "fark you" and buy 18 launches on Arianespace's Ariane 6 rocket, 38 launches on ULA's Vulcan rocket, and 12 launches on Blue Origin's New Glenn with an option for 15 more source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 33         The total wealth of the world's billionaires has fallen to $12.7 trillion since Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Oh no. Anyway source: theguardian.com   |   share: 35         Elon Musk to join Twitter's board. No word if Twitter is facing a rapid unplanned disassembly source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 32   Mon April 04, 2022       "I like shiatposting so much, I bought the company" -- Elon Musk source: theverge.com   |   share: 94   Sat April 02, 2022       If you thought the Elgin Marbles were spiffy, you'll go moony for this collection of vintage magical mystery marble making movies source: waxy.org   |   share: 2   Fri April 01, 2022       Emperor Manchin clutches his pearls and exhorts, "Won't someone think of the billionaires?" source: motherjones.com   |   share: 68   Wed March 30, 2022       Moore's Law observed that computing speed doubled every 2 years. Eyeing a list of the world's richest people, subby's trying to come up with a name for the observance that billionaire wealth also doubles every 2 years source: visualcapitalist.com   |   share: 34   Tue March 29, 2022       Finally, some positive news about Elon Musk source: cnn.com   |   share: 12         Elon Musk taunts the dynamite monkey source: interestingengineering.com   |   share: 88   Mon March 28, 2022 (Some Guy)       Elon Musk is a sideways fart box source: news.bitcoin.com   |   share: 22   Sat March 26, 2022       Alan Greenspan's underwear can predict a recession source: cnn.com   |   share: 38   Mon March 21, 2022       "Quantum charging" may or may not make charging electric cars as fast as pumping gas. At least until we get dilithium crystals installed source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 22   Thu March 17, 2022       Elon Musk out at Endeavor source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 19   Tue March 15, 2022 (Some Guy)       "Anonymous" criticizes Elon Musk for Putin challenge. No one's fooled here, Bezos source: republicworld.com   |   share: 129   Mon March 14, 2022       Elon Musk mocks everybody source: msn.com   |   share: 58         In this corner, at 5'6", 152lbs, the Polonium Padre, leader of Flaccid Force Five, Vladimir Putin. And in this corner at 9'11", 685lbs, or 5'10", 180lbs sans ego, the Crypto-crybaby, the Technological Terror, Elon Musk. For the freedom of Ukraine (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 129   Fri March 11, 2022       Grimes reveals Elon Musk keeps their family in extreme poverty and "donates" everything to his dream of moving to Mars source: yahoo.com   |   share: 114   Thu March 10, 2022       The list of 17 Congresspeople who voted against the Russian oil ban features the usual cast of GOP clowns (Boebert, Greene, Gosar, Cawthorn, Gohmert, etc), but also Cori Bush and Ilhan Omar source: thehill.com   |   share: 234   Wed March 09, 2022       "Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom" source: floridatoday.com   |   share: 14         Thinking now would be the good time to go electric since gas prices are spiking? Yeah, about that new EV car your were thinking about buying source: theverge.com   |   share: 20   Tue March 08, 2022       The Head Of Russia's Space Program Is A Real Mудак source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 20   Mon March 07, 2022       2022 is the year of car automation. For real this time. We swear. STOP LAUGHING source: cnet.com   |   share: 12         Elon Musk calls for creation of additional Russian targets in Europe source: thehill.com   |   share: 28   Sat March 05, 2022       Did you receive a Starlink terminal in Ukraine? Enjoy your Russian state propaganda courtesy of Elon Musk source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 151   Fri March 04, 2022       Elon Musk literally dares the UAW to hold a union organizing vote at his California Tesla factory. This is not a repeat from May 2018 source: vice.com   |   share: 11         Ford killed SEX according to Elon Musk source: thestreet.com   |   share: 39   Thu March 03, 2022       In what should be an episode of Futurama, electric car maker Elon Musk invites union vote at urging of KISS bassist Gene Simmons source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 8   Wed March 02, 2022       The 50 minerals critical to U.S. security. Check this list periodically for updates source: elements.visualcapitalist.com   |   share: 19   Tue March 01, 2022       Musk is a tool, but a useful one at times source: cnbc.com   |   share: 29         Remember that kid who had a twitter account that tracked Elon Musk's private jet? He's got a new account now, one that tracks the private planes of the Russian oligarchs, which should come in handy for anyone interested in seizing them source: msn.com   |   share: 46   Thu February 24, 2022       Road rage quitting, coming soon to a highway near you source: techradar.com   |   share: 7         Elon Musk and his brother are about to find out that the SEC doesn't like to be threatened source: cnbc.com   |   share: 23         Toxic emissions coming from Tesla's Fremont factory weren't only coming from Elon's mouth source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 8         The problem with freethinkers is they're lazy? This opinion piece will go over well source: salon.com   |   share: 39   Wed February 23, 2022       Now that Valve has gotten a bunch of Linux games certified to run on Steam Deck, Elon Musk wants Steam running on newer Teslas. Tomorrow's news: Steam malware that takes over your car source: thedrive.com   |   share: 18   Tue February 22, 2022       "Why can't President Biden get his popular economic agenda over the finish line? It can't all be pinned on a few obstructionist senators and one unelected parliamentarian" source: fortune.com   |   share: 129         What will it take to bring Elon Musk down? source: slate.com   |   share: 36         Tesla Model 3 gets over-the-air update source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 10   Mon February 21, 2022 (Some Guy)       Zuckerberg is an isolated dictator in Silicon Valley. By contrast with the other Silicon Valley billionaires... who aren't isolated source: entrepreneurvalue.com   |   share: 8         Working at a nonexistent company, with a nonexistent address for a glorious nonexistent salary is no way to go through life, son source: bbc.com   |   share: 19   Thu February 17, 2022       Elon Musk vociferously complains the SEC is violating his freedom of speech to violate securities laws source: cnbc.com   |   share: 122         Top artificial intelligence scientist believes current neural networks may already be "slightly conscious." Sarah Connor unavailable for comment source: slashgear.com   |   share: 23   Wed February 16, 2022       So what's it gonna be: a trip to space or a new house? Decisions, decisions source: popsci.com   |   share: 5   Tue February 15, 2022       Elon Musk donated $5.7 billion in Tesla shares to an unnamed charity. You know what to do. Guesses to the right source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 68   Mon February 14, 2022       Billionaire Jared Isaacman has bought all the seats for three additional missions on SpaceX spacecraft. This includes what will be the first private spacewalk and at least one trip on Starship source: cnbc.com   |   share: 67         Elon Musk finds an effective deterrent to the ape uprising source: kcra.com   |   share: 19         EU decides Elon Musk isn't quite rich enough, plans to penalize carmakers for selling plug-in hybrids source: cleantechnica.com   |   share: 58   Sun February 13, 2022       "Crazy Girl" is crazy good; eyeing Winter Olympics 2038 source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 16         Remember that "SpaceX" booster that is about to hit the Moon? Turns out that someone made a slight misidentification. Whoops source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 40   Fri February 11, 2022       NASA says Elon Musk sucks the big one and is going to kill us all. I may be paraphrasing a bit source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 20         Just use your trusty Boring Company flame thrower source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 36   Thu February 10, 2022       Ken Burns-style voiceover. "My dearest Amanda. I write this at a Chick-fil-A, all while awaiting word on the antifa and BLM hordes that I have been assured are storming the border as we speak. Send Twinkies" source: fortune.com   |   share: 132         If a killer asteroid ever comes for humanity, we won't need a "Don't Look Up" level of ignorance to be wiped out. Elon Musk is doing quite a fine job already source: bigthink.com   |   share: 24   Wed February 09, 2022       General Motors demoted to second biggest EV manufacturer source: cnbc.com   |   share: 23         Tonga now suffering triple disaster whammy: volcano, tsunami, Elon Musk source: apnews.com   |   share: 58         More details emerge on why Elon Musk wanted to move Tesla to Texas, 1955 source: cnbc.com   |   share: 37   Mon February 07, 2022       On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords source: cnn.com   |   share: 70         Future Martians will be quite randy if Elon Musk has anything tp say about it. Now comes the science (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 24   Sun February 06, 2022       LOL I TROL u source: the-sun.com   |   share: 91   Thu February 03, 2022       Creepy stalker and inventor of electric cars, the rocket, and the tunnel, really wants Joe Biden's attention source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 222   Wed February 02, 2022       Get your Starlink "Premium" internet for the bargain price of $500/month. Initial costs only $500 deposit and $2500 for equipment source: cnbc.com   |   share: 53   Mon January 31, 2022       Tesla releases its latest way for distracted drivers to kill you (And your little dog, too) source: theverge.com   |   share: 22   Sat January 29, 2022       Did you ever want to know where musk travels to? Tracking that Elon guy's plane that is, not how bad he might smell source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 41         Elon continues the time-honored annual tradition of the promising of full self driving Tesla next year source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 79   Fri January 28, 2022       At least he didn't call him a pedo source: nypost.com   |   share: 93   Thu January 27, 2022       This hedge fund made $700 million by knowing when to sell after Elon Musk opened his big fat mouth source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14         Elon announces new Teslas with batteries as a structural member, promises level 5 autonomy by the end of 2022, which would be the highest level of autonomous pedestrian flattening ever achieved source: cnbc.com   |   share: 41         Scientists express horror at Elon Musk. Also at his Neuralink Brain Chip source: futurism.com   |   share: 38

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