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Mon July 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You would think that if Elon Musk was as smart as he says he is would not follow the lead of Papa John's CEO
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I wish this hero luck in his possible lawsuit against the world's richest crybaby
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We have officially exceeded maximum stupidity
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So that English diver that criticized Elon Musk. Ever wonder what he's doing in Thailand? Elon has a theory
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thai cave rescuer calmly and politely explains why Elon Musk's rescue idea wouldn't have worked. Okay, "politely" may be stretching it a bit
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
In addition to production problems, Tesla soon to get another kick in the jewels - they've manufactured enough cars that the tax credit will phase out and expire
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flint's water has now been meeting the EPA's guidelines for two years, just in time for Elon Musk to "solve" the problem. Elon Musk unnecessary "help" Trifecta in play
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Thu July 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tesla whistleblower to anyone who will listen- "Elon Musk is cutting corners, lying to investors and putting thousands of cars out there that are unfit for the road." Yeah, well, he's still got a cool mini-submarine
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Wed July 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Farnsworth on his new cave submarine: "IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS, why shouldn't it?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Order up a case of sour grapes for Elon Musk, who was upset his generous offer of a mini submarine to help with the Thai rescue effort was seen as unpractical
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Tue July 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israeli probe to land on the Moon in February, take off, and land again. After that: Punching goyim idiots who say there are no stars in Jewish Moon photos because you can't let Buzz Aldrin have all the fun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In what certainly has NOTHING to do with the $30,000 per car price increase on their vehicles caused by retaliatory Chinese tariffs, Tesla announces plans to open a massive factory in China capable of cranking out 500,000 vehicles a year
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thai Rescue Operation Stage 3 is under way
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Mon July 09, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Anyone find it odd that the Thai cave kids are in quarantine, rescuers are seen wearing facemasks and Elon Musk is sending hermetically sealed life support tubes? Subby's money is on Zombie outbreak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The people brainstorming ideas for Elon Musk's rescue submarine are something
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Elon "Bruce Wayne" Musk is headed to Thailand with his Space-X and Boring Co engineers to help with the rescue efforts... and he has an idea so crazy, it just might work
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Screaming CEO on the assembly line, mandatory weekend shifts, elevated safety risks & staff starting to quit, sounds like a poorly run company doesn't it Elon
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because when I'm driving down the highway at 70 MPH, I want it to be in a vehicle hand-built during an all-nighter cramfest to meet an arbitrary deadline
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Elon Musk to build worlds biggest solar powered battery farm. Stupid: In England. Worlds biggest rainwater collector might be a better idea
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin wants to bomb Mars to make it livable. We should test this on Detroit first to see if it works
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 6-year-long war on magnets is finally over. How the fark did that work?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk calls Ford a morgue, apparently forgetting that his Model 3 sedan is being assembled in something resembling a grave-side service in Freemont
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk accused of stealing farting unicorn. Is there no depth to which he will not stoop?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Still ugly)
 
 
 
Tesla pickup truck's 300,000-lb towing capacity is crazy but feasible
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This article about Tesla, the Leaker, and the lawsuit is about as close to a Investor's Rorschach test as the Business tab may ever see
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to raise extra cash by suing a former employee
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says tents are good for more than just housing refugee children
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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg on separating migrant children: 'We need to stop this policy right now', presumably since he can't make rubles from it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So what you see in the showroom, you might not get / You can place your bets, but don't short TSLA yet / Why no Model 3 in your garage? Elon's tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO apologizes after eating at Chick Fil A during Pride Month. SAD
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With car production going so well, Tesla decides to lay off 9% of its workforce
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One of Elon Musk's companies actually delivers something, to no practical purpose
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Tesla Roadster may offer SpaceX package with actual rockets. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla's new Gigafactory robots not fully functional, don't even look remotely human. Sarah Connor readies the hydraulic press just in case
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite lack of news on hotly anticipated mass market submarine, Tesla shares skyrocket
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Today: Tesla is creating an excessive amount of waste and isn't close to producing cars profitably. Tomorrow: Musk tweets out plans for mass market submarines to provide cheap transportation between Australia and Los Angeles
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tesla tries using Silicon Valley software discipline to build cars, finds itself in "production hell". Broken conveyer belts dropped a 3/4 ton battery pack and a car body, plus bonus flaming paint sprayers
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Beware of Elon Musk's Twitter posse, when they come after you it's like 'dog pile on the rabbit' all over you ...especially if you're a female
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tesla sets record distance on single charge, but then refuses to recharge the next day because it's having a bad car day or something
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to tidy up your engineering resume if you want a job working on SpaceX's Big Farking Rocket
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Basketball players saying the earth is flat. New hotness: Basketball players saying the earth is round, but it's an illusion
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tesla announces "performance" version of the Model 3 for twice the price. Still doesn't have a real dashboard
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Tesla Model X is capable of towing a Boeing 787. The average owner will still only take it to Whole Foods
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Mods are asleep. Time to post your NSFW on the Tesla forums
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Tue May 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shuts down Model 3 production AGAIN so he can joke about TESLA going bankrupt for six straight days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
The vehicle of the future has two wheels, handlebars, and is a bike
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Sat May 12, 2018
(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has reached his final form. It's the debut launch of the Falcon 9 Block 5 with a comms satellite for Bangladesh. Liftoff from Canaveral, first-stage landing on a drone ship. Launch window opens at 4:14 pm EDT (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The latest AI threat is a computer trying to reveal 'Game of Thrones' spoilers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla urged to "raise Its game." Presumably to something above "confidence"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In what is sure to become a metaphor for Tesla, Elon Musk announces he's getting into the brick making business
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Fri May 04, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Elon Musk does his Trump imitation during hour long conference call with the press
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk thinks questions about why Tesla lost so much money last quarter are "boneheaded"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Tesla: We don't want you to buy stock in our company if you are a day trader
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There would be more Teslas if it weren't for the defective flufferbots
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk refuses to answer analysts' questions during their earnings release conference call. Shares of Tesla drop 5% in after hours trading. The extremely rare, bizarre earnings conference call trifecta is in play
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German electric cars are coming for Elon Musk, Tesla, phrasing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikola v. Tesla. Edison unavailable for comment
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to report earnings (actually their biggest loss ever) and it could get ugly
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon Musk planning on building a cyborg dragon, finding Sarah Connor
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla's Autopilot division loses third director in over a year, might have to run itself for a little while
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Fri April 20, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Futurama was fiction
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to step in where the US government won't, and provide Puerto Rico with batteries to power itself until the power can be turned back on
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Tue April 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"He is survived by his 3 children: Force, Olympia and Minty"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is getting bored with those first stage landings, ups the ante to landing a second stage using a party balloon
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Based on consumer data. Tesla batteries retain 90% of their original capacity after being driven 186,000 miles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk claims Tesla will make a profit this year
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Josh Rosen thinks we should nuke Mars
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to find out if your Facebook data is in CamAnal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk unveils the largest pepper mill... in the world
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, discussing artificial intelligence, warns we will all be forced to serve under an immortal robot dictator whose power we can never escape. Cool. So things WILL improve
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: Here's four things that millionaires do better than the middle class. Missing from list: ability to dodge pitchforks
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt" - Elon Musk
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla is now making 2,000 Model 3's per week. At this rate, it will take 227 weeks to fill all 455,000 preorders
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember that 'April Fools Day' prank Elon Musk put out regarding Tesla going bankrupt? Um yeah, about that
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Why is it that April Fools' Day is the one day a year where we view what we read on the internet with skepticism? We should be viewing all guinea pigs with skepticism
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla to factory workers yesterday: Hey, wouldn't it be great if you guys could build 5,000 cars today? Also: Johnson
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is going to put up more than 4 thousand satellites so he can start his own world wide internet service. Finally, Comcast and Time Warner are shaking in their monopoly boots
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
SF Motors unveils two electric SUVs, each with a range of 300 miles. In other news, Elon Musk is having a bad week
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As follow up to their successful flamethrower, Elon Musk's Boring Company reinvents the pet rock
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Politicians are so disconnected from reality that Joe Biden thinks jobs are still about dignity and respect. Subby wishes there was dignity and respect in the employee/boss relationship
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Citing "exposure," Playboy pulls out of Facebook
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Among the piles of bad news for Tesla, Moody's downgrades Tesla debt to lower tiers of junk status ratings; just below "Trump Tweet" but not quite as low as "Chicago Pizza"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has removed SpaceX & Tesla's Facebook pages. No word what his Fark handles are, though
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Wed March 21, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
We're not saying it's aliens, but here are 13 reasons why it's probably aliens
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla investors approve new compensation package of up to 2.6 billion dollars in stock options for Elon Musk. But hey, that 3% cost of living increase you got this year was pretty sweet too
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Tue March 20, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
SpaceX hopes to one day build a manufacturing facility surrounded by aliens
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Mon March 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will soon be able to replace that roadster he sent to Mars
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