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Wed May 23, 2018
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Video game developer who picked up Vampire The Masquerade IP: Our first game will suck, and Bloodlines 2 which people want will be years down the road. Way to build momentum, guy
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Arrested Development feels like its old self again
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lava gets into Hawaiian geothermal power plant, says it belongs there
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
App developers form union to try to get better App Store policies. It's free to join, but you have to make micropayments if you want to skip ahead to the next level, get more benefits
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Fri May 18, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The U.S. spends less on children than almost any other developed nation, possibly due to free shipping when you buy them on Amazon Prime
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Serial pooper targeting luxury homes under construction. You might say he has a beef with the developers
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Thu May 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yawn: Video surfaces of airline employee preventing customer from bringing service animal on flight. Fark: The service animal is a velociraptor
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Much like Buster Bluth, the new season of Arrested Development is being chopped into 2 parts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shuts down Model 3 production AGAIN so he can joke about TESLA going bankrupt for six straight days
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hey Seattle: If you think Amazon makes so much money they really won't miss an extra $20 million or $30 million in taxes, keep in mind they also have enough money to relocate
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Sat May 12, 2018
(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rather than get warrants, one sheriff used a marketing service to track GPS signals of phones, including those belonging to other cops and even judges
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has reached his final form. It's the debut launch of the Falcon 9 Block 5 with a comms satellite for Bangladesh. Liftoff from Canaveral, first-stage landing on a drone ship. Launch window opens at 4:14 pm EDT (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday)
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Queen is the second worst band in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, below Journey, But at least they're above Bon Jovi, so they have that going for them
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarding behind a car is not a crime. Driving the car is a felony
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP: Tax and spend Pelosi will raise taxes. WHARRGARBL. Pelosi: "Accurate"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google urges attendees to wear 'pronoun stickers' at developers conference to foster inclusiveness and reduce instances of misgendering. Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla surrenders
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In what is sure to become a metaphor for Tesla, Elon Musk announces he's getting into the brick making business
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After Trump attacks him on twitter, WV GOP Senate candidate and felon Don Blankenship hits back "We all really like President Trump, but we know he doesn't get things right. He recommended people vote for a guy that was accused of pedophilia in AL"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tired of Pelosi harping about Republicans? Or Clinton complaining that her birthright was stolen from her? Or Obama whining about how Trump is ruining his legacy? Or late night talk show shills making fun of the President? Here's a way to solve that
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Get Ready to Return to the Banana Stand: The 5th Season of Arrested Development to premiere on May 29
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
And the winner in the 'Sequel That Nobody Wanted' category....*opens envelope*: Rambo 5
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Do you remember Arrested Development's original fourth season? (Narrator): Netflix doesn't
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Don Blankenship: Convicted felon; Job creator
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Who would develop a KFC inspired mint julep recipe for Derby Day? A genius, that's who
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Elon Musk does his Trump imitation during hour long conference call with the press
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk thinks questions about why Tesla lost so much money last quarter are "boneheaded"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk refuses to answer analysts' questions during their earnings release conference call. Shares of Tesla drop 5% in after hours trading. The extremely rare, bizarre earnings conference call trifecta is in play
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Wed May 02, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bus driver finally faces felony charge for not stopping for a dozen police cars. Daniel Mengestu saw the police cars following him, but didn't stop because he "believed it was a training exercise." Apparently the spike strips weren't a hint either
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German electric cars are coming for Elon Musk, Tesla, phrasing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida paper runs gun show ad below stories of mass shootings. In their defense, those ARE related
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Gallagher dinged for substance, watermelon abuse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands the Republicans an early victory, says she doesn't plan on going anywhere
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Season 4 of Arrested Development to premiere this Friday on Netflix. Yes, Season 4
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Barcelona beaches invaded by swarms of strange blue sea creatures. In related news, strange French man in long robes with a butterfly net and his pet cat spotted in the vicinity
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Short documentary looks at the misdirected, then cancelled development of Command & Conquer: Generals 2, which finished the video game franchise. Subby feels like launching a Scud storm now
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony blames everyone else for his team's first round exit against the Utah Jazz
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Attoboy. A very good scientist develops an attoclock capable tracking electron movements in the timescale of a millionth of a billionth of a second. Yes he is good scientist. Now let me scratch your belly
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Mon April 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 4 MLB Power Rankings are out. Your NL Central leader is ranked well below three of the teams chasing them. Don't ever change, ESPN
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this arrested development
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Melo on being a team player and winning a championship: "That's out of the question"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How did brunch become America's most beloved, hated meal?
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be eaten by a vicious flesh-eating velociraptor dinosaur? Today's your lucky day
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon Musk planning on building a cyborg dragon, finding Sarah Connor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous, best words he used on Fox and Friends are now being used against him by prosecutors in the Cohen-SDNY case. Bill Cosby found guilty of putting his pudding pop where it don't belong. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist that developed the nerve agent for spookicide was run over by a car. Move along, comrade
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Charlie Kushner tries to defend his son, future convicted felon Jared Kushner, by saying he's "not the only idiot in the family"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
First look at concept art for amusement park based on Studio Ghibli's work. Firefly display will have grief counselors standing by
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(Vice)
 
 
 
MIT researchers develop a "system for dream control" so now you can put your clothes on in all those 'you're the only one naked' dreams
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi needs a big cushion, human sacrifices if she hopes to return as Speaker
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Mon April 23, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Remember the black woman in Texas who got five years in prison for voting while on probation? A Republican judge in the same county just got five years probation for the felony of submitting fake signatures to qualify for the primary ballot
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Conrad Black notices that Trump is handing out random pardons and publishes a rant that claims Trump is "accomplishing his stated goals" despite the liberaled media
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Sun April 22, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why work on developing cutting-edge technology when you can play video games where you shoot business reporters
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D self-aware robot squid that can be printed on the battlefield are being developed by the military. Which will be great as soon as we need sentient sushi on the battlefield
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMC's help a young Hippogriff who's caught between the mountains and the sea. Can they figure out where he belongs or will they end up in Detroit? Find out on My Little Pony - Surf and/or Turf this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Donald Blankenship is hoping that getting his conviction vacated will make WV voters forget he's the reason 29 coal miners are dead
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to step in where the US government won't, and provide Puerto Rico with batteries to power itself until the power can be turned back on
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I'll keep raking along... Deep in my yard is a throng... There on the range they belong... Getting covered with the tumbling tumbleweeds
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is getting bored with those first stage landings, ups the ante to landing a second stage using a party balloon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk claims Tesla will make a profit this year
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Kanye West, Friedrich Nietzsche. One of these does not belong and you have five guesses to get it right
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the WNBA draft last night, the NY Liberty drafted Leslie Robinson, the daughter of NY Knicks VP for player and organizational development and former OSU basketball coach Craig Robinson. Or, as you may also know her, Barack Obama's niece
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
New report says jobless claims have now stayed below 300,000 for the longest time on record. Although that number will skyrocket again with the number of Republicans looking for work after November
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do felons deserve the right to vote? Maine and Vermont are the only states to allow incarcerated criminals to vote and Florida is appealing a ruling related to it
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers' Reuben Foster charged with three felonies in domestic violence case. Will still get a backup QB job before Colin Kaepernick
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(Some Shocked Mets Fan)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the new season and the best record in baseball belongs to the NY Mets?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US has developed an AEye device for the diabeetus, according to Col. Steve Austin
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Pelosi appear the most in political ads--for the opposing side
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Crowd" of 974 White Sox fans watch beloved team extend home losing streak, to the 3 -8 Tampa Bay Rays
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Beat his wife: [✓]. Married his 15-year-old stepdaughter after his wife's suicide: [✓]. Convicted felon: [✓]. Lost medical license: [✓]. Conflicts of interest: [✓]. Meet the perfect GOP political appointee, "Doctor Maverick"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk unveils the largest pepper mill... in the world
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In Canada, beloved satirist Rick Mercer prepares his last rant
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Loop North News)
 
 
 
Told by the fire department to document rotting fire standpipes below Wacker Drive? That's an arrestin'
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Fri April 06, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
All your Backpage are belong to U.S.
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, discussing artificial intelligence, warns we will all be forced to serve under an immortal robot dictator whose power we can never escape. Cool. So things WILL improve
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Star Wars nipples. Come for the casaba melons, leave for the "scabbed over"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jon Lester finally develops a pickoff move that works
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Thu April 05, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia making progress developing modern, cutting edge tank designed to defeat 1980s-era U.S. tanks
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"Because of his spacial misjudgment, a beer belonging to the fan next to him paid the tragic price and exploded into a frothy mess"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Strange sword found in debris of last year's California wildfires identified as belonging to samurai vintner who founded his own Sonoma County winery after relocating to USA. Don Pardo unavailable for comment
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Tuesday has Real Madrid at Juve, Munich at Sevilla. Wednesday has Man City at Liverpool, Roma at Barcelona. It's leg 1 of the quarter finals. Kickoff is 2:45 pm EDT. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Facebook changes terms of service and data polices, it now reads "All your data are belong to us"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Skunk Works developing an aircraft that will produce a quiet sonic boom. Guile frowns in disapproval
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Average age of MLB player drops below 29 on Opening Day. However, with the Rangers calling Bartolo Colon back up from the minors, that number should top 35
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vatican wants to train more priests to become skilled a) crisis counselors, b) social workers, c) exorcists
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt" - Elon Musk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember that 'April Fools Day' prank Elon Musk put out regarding Tesla going bankrupt? Um yeah, about that
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bill would let California developers build anything they want, ignoring zoning, as long as it's close to mass transit
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Doooooooooooit Nancy Pelosi, deliver Republicans their worst nightmare by stepping down to assume a purely fundraising role ....for it will lead to an electoral bloodbath
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police seize narcotics haul valued at £1,300,000--all of which belonged to three pensioners
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are led to believe they developed new computer method of chemical synthesis through AI
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is going to put up more than 4 thousand satellites so he can start his own world wide internet service. Finally, Comcast and Time Warner are shaking in their monopoly boots
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
SF Motors unveils two electric SUVs, each with a range of 300 miles. In other news, Elon Musk is having a bad week
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As follow up to their successful flamethrower, Elon Musk's Boring Company reinvents the pet rock
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Wed March 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
She hides your car keys. She makes you forget why you went into the kitchen. She gives free abortions to all your kids. She wants to gay marry your neighbor's turtle. She's Nancy Pelosi and she's everywhere frightened Republicans imagine her to be
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Among the piles of bad news for Tesla, Moody's downgrades Tesla debt to lower tiers of junk status ratings; just below "Trump Tweet" but not quite as low as "Chicago Pizza"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After never playing for UCLA and a grueling nine games played in a Lithuanian rec league, LiAngelo Ball declares for the NBA draft
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What you say? You have no chance to survive, make your time. All your base are belong to Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1400)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Health risks of grilled meat, Iraqi cinema developments, and who still uses gaming cartridges anyhow? These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-18 to Sat 2018-03-24
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese computer scientists develop hat with brim-mounted infrared LED that can fool facial recognition software, appear to have an unreasonable hatred toward Moby
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Damn, Gizmodo got their hands on the code Cambridge Analytica used to steal America's democracy. Turns out it was developed by another company to steal the UK's dignity
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Space-X rocket created huge hole in the ionosphere. Still awesome in the Elonosphere
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has removed SpaceX & Tesla's Facebook pages. No word what his Fark handles are, though
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Rabbi finds way to make pork kosher and allowable with dairy. Finally, it's possible to fulfill a lifelong dream of eating a Cuban sammich with a giant glass of whole milk
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Zay Jones' father gives update on Bills receiver after felony vandalism arrest for fighting for Jesus
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla investors approve new compensation package of up to 2.6 billion dollars in stock options for Elon Musk. But hey, that 3% cost of living increase you got this year was pretty sweet too
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I'm going to fight for Jesus" says Bills WR before being arrested for felony vandalism (video in article possibly NSFW)
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Tue March 20, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Composting is the new alternative to burial or cremation when your beloved pets pass away and you don't find them before they're too gamey for the barbecue
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Mon March 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will soon be able to replace that roadster he sent to Mars
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Sun March 18, 2018
(KATU)
 
 
 
Austin EMS responds to home explosion, initial reports of injuries (developing story)
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
New evidence suggests essential oils cause abnormal breast growth in men. Stay tuned for more developments
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Private parking lot enforcement company charged with felony failing to cut city in on a piece of the action
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Democrats have a Nancy Pelosi problem
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Fri March 16, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite being below the Mason Dixon line Maryland decides to retire their politically incorrect state song
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Wed March 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The nerve agent used to try to commit spookicide in the UK is a nerve agent only developed and used by the Soviets, and is ten times more powerful than North Korean VX
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Massive Capital Wasteland mod for Fallout 4 canceled when developers learn what copyright law is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk hiring away Onion staffers for a new secret social media project. He could have just bought Fark
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
Barcokelona
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Sun March 11, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Chemtrail Kelli Ward and Convicted Felon Joe Arpaio headlined Derpfest Arizona 2018, and you probably already guessed how it went
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The cake recipe is a lie: why your grandma's beloved kitchen creations were plagiarized from basic Betty Crocker cookbooks or boxtops and were hardly special, famous, or secret
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gunman enters veterans home and takes 3 hostages in California. Story developing
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all other issues in Minnesota taken care of, legislator offers to present a bill to ban ... "Bachelor" contestant
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling in her dwelling late last week she was heard yelling, cops were called but there's no quelling and even though her tears were welling, no one's buying what she's selling. There's no telling Tori Spelling as she could end up Tori Felon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Puerto Rico? Yeah that's still happening. Turns out lots of Puerto Ricans are leaving the island, presumably relocating to red states to vote Democrat in November. Damn that Obama and his weather control satellites anyway
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European Space Agency develops air breathing electric thruster, paving the way for satellites and spacecraft to be able to re-fuel themselves. Hopefully this could be adapted for atmospheric flight as well?
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Wed March 07, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Loonie drops below 77¢ US making it harder than ever to get change for beaver pelt
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recently discovered skeleton probably belongs to Amelia Earhart. No word on why she kept a skeleton in her attic
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists developed a material for the new type of liquid crystal displays, meaning prettier TV, phone, and monitor colors. Still no cure for cancer
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Tue March 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Barcelona Day 2, Formula 1 final test week. Vettel/Ferrari fastest followed by Mercedes and Red Bull. Ron Dennis smirks as McLaren, no longer Honda powered, continues to struggle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hello this is Mr Elon Musk, president of Space, and I have 1,000,000 Spacebucks that I need to transfer to your account to avoid Space Taxes. Simply send me some bitcoin to cover the transfer fee
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Claw prize machine tries to kidnap another child, develop Skynet 1.0
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Mon March 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists at Bigelow Lab study if even small patches of grass can harbor crabs
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Somebody must have thought they pulled the wrong envelope again
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Convicted felon arrested for, A) Trespassing and living in a closed store, B) possessing guns and ammunition, or C) keeping a Bobcat.... but wait there's Fark) All of the above
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon's internet space satellites are crushing his enemies. He sees them autonomously driven before him, and he hears the lamentations of their women
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In the least shocking development of the week it turns out Trump's new "campaign Manager" Brad Parscale sits on the board of a very shady "penny stock" company with a history of financial fraud -- and he's already put I'm Eric's wife on the payroll
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP candidate in Indiana runs an attack ad against the incumbent Democratic Senator trying to tie him to party leaders such as Chuck Schumer (OK) , Nancy Pelosi (wrong chamber), Barack Obama (not president anymore) and, of course, Colin Kapernick
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
European Space Agency develops a shield for spacecraft that can stop a bullet moving at 7 kilometers per second. (with video coolness)
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago developer who was trying to build the world's second tallest building, but only succeed in digging a hole, is suing ...Ireland, basically, claiming they killed his project "out of sheer spite". Well, that DOES sound like the Irish
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Top reason applicants are turned down from The Bachelor is a) criminal record, b) high IQ, c) herpes
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Mon February 26, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear arrested on felony domestic violence, assaulting cop. Yeap, definitely don't want to go with crazy
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sure, the DeLorean was a very cool looking car. But it turns out it was pretty interesting underneath the stainless steel exterior as well, even without a flux capacitor
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Former Bachelor "star" Chris Soules denied his appeal, because driving drunk and killing a person isn't acceptable behavior for a D-list celebrity, especially in Iowa
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the deer and the antelope play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And... wait, what is that elephant doing here?
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Step 1: Realize you accidentally brought a gun to school. Step 2: Find and inform school resource officer that you brought this weapon by mistake. Step 3: Get arrested and charged with felony
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Two years ago, I promised a dear lifelong friend I'd enter a pic of her dog Darcy jumping into the water in a Fark PS contest...and never got around to it. My friend is now battling cancer, please PS Darcy to lift her spirits. DIT
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
San Francisco: Hang on, we can't let you develop your own property unless we find out whether you've got a historic laundromat there
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Elon Musk, Russian cargo rocket heads to space with over three tons of supplies. That's a lot of vodak. Bonus- some of the coolest still photos of a launch you will ever see
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Governor of the great state of Misery indicted on felony charge, led away in handcuffs
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The digestive ability of ancient insects could boost bio, nightmare fuel development
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, Elon, check this out. We found your car"
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
2004 presidential screamer Howard Dean: House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes "belongs in JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL" because he doesn't put the country first like former President Obama did
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sane Democrats take delirious House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to task for calling tax bonuses "crumbs"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It doesn't get any lower than Donald Trump Jr. claiming Parkland teens were FBI plants. Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Sousa: "Hold my beer"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What Chelsea needs to do to beat Barcelona. Interestingly, score more points absent from list
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pelosi somehow makes Trump seem like the sane one
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"In a morbidly appropriate development that seems perfectly suited for tasteless puns, a zombie novel that George A. Romero was working on when he died last year will be ____"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Passenger airplane carrying at least 60 people crashes in a mountainous area of Iran (developing story)
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A look at how application developers mess with your brains and get you addicted to things like Facebook and Instagram
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tokyo teenager becomes celebrity for his pioneering scientific studies of slime molds, his passion since age 5. "Slime molds are just fantastic and marvelous. I want to pursue the unknown"
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says he has sold enough flamethrowers to finance his boring company
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk'd space roadster has 6 percent chance of crashing into Earth in the next 1 million years and a 2.5 percent chance of hitting Venus during the next 1 million years
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump praises GM's plan to relocate a plant from South Korea to the United States. GM: We have no idea what he's talking about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Student eloquence amid tragedy with a challenge and a threat
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Game developer to employees: You must buy the game we made and write positive reviews or we'll shut down. Steam to game developer: We removed all of your games for intentionally writing fake reviews
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take for someone write a scientific paper estimating the orbital perturbations and collision probabilities of Elon Musk's biatchin' space Tesla, the answer is 7 days
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
If you want your own flamethrower but refuse to hand over huge stacks of cash to Elon Musk's Boring Company, then today is your lucky day
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson receives a phone call... and it's coming from inside the house. Meanwhile, Gambi develops a new suit for a mysterious client (CW 9ET)
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
In a shocking development, red Camaro driver with the vanity plate "DIRTBAG" falls out of contention for citizen of the year
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
In news that NO ONE will be shocked to hear, SpaceX launch fails to convince Flat-Earthers. "Elon mentioned that the car was attached as is. If that is true, then the tires would have detonated within seconds after entering the vacuum of space"
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Move over stupid couple from Colorado who sold everything to sail the world and sank their ship two days later off California, here's a guy who has sold all his belongings to travel around Europe with his pet ferret
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Sun February 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian passenger plane goes down outside of Moscow. 71 people on board all presumed to have perished (developing story)
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil is held in Minneapolis neighborhood after A) tragic death of local hero B) hate crimes were committed C) beloved Arby's sign removed after restaurant goes out of business
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reports are that Donald Trump is placing the blame for the Rob Porter spousal abuse fiasco where it belongs: squarely on Hope Hicks
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even House Democrats are wondering what Nancy Pelosi was on and what the hell was the point of the her Dreamer filibuster
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The biggest winner in this week's SpaceX launch? Elon Musk. The biggest loser in this week's SpaceX launch? Flat-Earthers
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi wore her Depends today
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Geek alert: all the Star Wars movies and TV shows currently in development are listed right here. Bring your tissues
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla roadster is headed past Mars orbit, out towards Ceres. Now what could Elon Musk possibly want to do with an asteroid? Uh-oh
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In twitter feud with Dinesh D'Souza, outspoken Rep Ted Lieu learns about Fark's favorite fact about Dinesh for the first time: "So tell me, from your perspective as a felon, are the actions of Donald Trump consistent with that of an innocent person?"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon developing series that will crush their enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will test the Eagle Heavy by using a Tesla Roadster as the test payload. Seems like a Ford Comet would be a better choice
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
This isn't my usual parking space. But as I'm here, double saveloy & chips please (That'll confuse the yanks)
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Fri February 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Missing woman shows up on "The Bachelor," regrets not staying missing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Activist Liberal Judge legislates from the bench to insure Democrat victory in 2018 and 2020 by letting convicted felons vote for their communist benefactors. This is fine
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi calls on Paul Ryan to remove Devin Nunes as chair of House Intelligence Committee
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX: We are not going to land this launch's rocket and instead let it die and sink to ocean bottom in pieces. Falcon 9: Fark that, I'm going to live. No barge? I'll make a water landing. Fark: Lands in one piece. Elon Musk: Okay, we'll recover it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM...wait
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a typical day at Goddard Space Flight Center: Tracking satellites, developing Mars landers, uncovering one of the world's premier sets of dinosaur tracks
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Nancy Pelosi: "I think she should smile a lot more often"
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Rocket goes up, rocket goes down. Satellite stays up. You can't explain that, but Elon Musk can. SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying a comsat from Florida today - launch window opens at 4:25 pm EST, oontz starts about T-20. UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While the media is falling over themselves to praise Donald Trump for not dropping trou and whizzing on Nancy Pelosi's head during the SOTU, they missed his call to Congress for the end of rule of law
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
After bullying drove one student to commit suicide, the school provided grief counselors and introduced ways for students to report bullying. The first of those ways is to suspend students who complain about bullying
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
If you are Elon Musk and you've perfected the mass-market electric car, what are you going to do next? Sell a flamethrower, of course
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Fri January 26, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Researchers develop a way to turn human solid waste into a potential edible "goo" for astronauts. Sources say it would be a little bit like Marmite or Vegemite, but probably taste better than either
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Thu January 25, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In the market for stripper poles, a coffin, or a velociraptor? Have we got a deal for you
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Fancy Bear" the same Russian government-connected hackers responsible for the DNC hack and many others has struck again. This time hacking into and releasing a large cache of documents belonging to..The International Luge Federation? Huh?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A look inside the country's 3rd indoor velodrome before it opens
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rule #1: Open correct envelope
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