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headlines found matching 'Elevator'
Thu July 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The guy who thinks the Great Pyramid was a grain elevator has some thoughts on monuments
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old tech workplace: oh yeah, goin' to campus, gettin' free lunch, backrubs, pingpong, gummy bears. New tech workplace: oh yeah, going to the hospital, getting my temp checked, waiting for my sterile elevator, filling out my contact-tracing survey
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Tue June 16, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
62-year old veteran reported missing lass month from a Massachusetts VA hospital has been found, or what's left of him anyway, because someone at the hospital apparently decided to "get their steps in" and take the stairs instead of the elevator
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wilson Roosevelt Jerman, White House Butler to 11 presidents, dies from covid-19
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Mon May 18, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article asks "can riding an elevator give me coronavirus?". The answer is yes. Especially if you're raw-dogging it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article asks "can riding an elevator give me coronavirus?". The answer is yes. Especially if you're raw-dogging it
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
An anonymous Farker gave me a month of TF. What is the best thing you've done anonymously?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans who live in crowded apartment complexes are starting to realize that many of their neighbors are morons
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man seen spitting on elevator buttons wants everyone to know he's very sorry he got caught
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man seen spitting on elevator buttons wants everyone to know he's very sorry he got caught
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Once nice thing New Yorkers are discovering about social distancing: it is no longer considered rude to let the elevator doors slam in the face of someone rushing to catch it
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm working from home for the first time ever. I always thought i wasted a lot of time at work. Compared to working at home that was rookie stuff
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What's your go-to movie to watch when you need a break from the world?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Around the world, the elevator, the sleeper, walk the tightrope, the Dow, and other yo-yo moves you absolutely must learn
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
With no visitors, the St. Louis Zoo let their Humboldt penguins out for an adorable field trip around the zoo to say hi to their penguin cousins and a ride in an elevator
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