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Sat July 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump and the GOP are misreading the room bigly
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"One night after getting my son ready for bed, my husband and I told him 'sleep tight; don't let the bedbugs bite.' Now, he's terrified of sleeping in his bed as he thinks it's infested with bugs. We f*cked up, didn't we? How can we fix it?"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blitz chess, for the demands of streaming audiences. Handicap better players by taking away their queen from the start
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
NFL Star Von Miller's powerful essay on racism and protests for TIME isn't just for the Sports tab
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15- and 17-year-old sons snuck out of the house to attend a protest. We explicitly told them they weren't allowed to attend as we're social distancing and we're black. I'm convinced my oldest looted a pair of sneakers. Should I turn him in?"
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's some happy stuff in case you need a break from the crappy stuff
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Thu May 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National champion. N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N. National champion. From home"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASA Chief says he's 'all in' for Tom Cruise to film on the Space Station. Together, they will defeat Xenu, and eventually send every single Scientologist into outer space
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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Sat May 23, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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Fri May 22, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted by large "shut the f*ck up" sign from angry neighbor
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Last Down, First Up: NASA astronaut Col. Doug Hurley, who piloted the final shuttle mission on Atlantis, will be on the inaugural SpaceX Crew Dragon flight
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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Mon May 18, 2020
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Hmm 30 minutes before the next online meeting. I guess I could get prepared .... or I could have some fun and pull off a virtual bank robbery in this escape room. 20 minutes huh, gotta go
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We need to stop asking our kids to "rise above"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
If these are the restrictions you need to impose in order to reopen schools, maybe you are trying to reopen them too early
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Fri April 17, 2020
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
A kiss worth saving. Hero tag for cop
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Do you even 10-key, bro?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Americans Are Excessively Eating, Drinking, Smoking Pot, Playing Video Games And Watching Porn While Quarantined
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Wed April 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cole the Deaf Dog takes his message of kindness and happiness on the road
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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Mon March 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine man, 22, arrested for setting fire to local elementary school. His mom sensed something was wrong when he didn't take his Scooby Doo lunchbox to school that day
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Thu March 26, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Teaching via Zoom. New Hotness: Teaching via a radio station. Fark: AM Radio
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
To let their students know they are missed, local elementary school teachers parade through the students neighborhoods
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Old people don't think they're old. Welcome to the boomer remover
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Tue March 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's working from home, let's see some photos of those creative home office setups. Pants optional. Link goes to some great ones
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Tribune shares the 22 shows its staffers will binge-watch during the Coronaviruspocalypse
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Thu March 12, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
In Tennessee, people spray their kids with disinfectant so that they don't catch coronavirus. Also works on skeeters
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Tue March 10, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the camo didn't help
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Today in "Tales from a Farker's Childhood"
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley selling off some of the turrible clutter in his house
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