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headlines found matching 'El Paso'
Sun June 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge declares snowball must withstand the forces of Hell
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Race car smashes through a barrier and plows into a crowd during a Texas mud racing event. This headline couldn't be any more American if it were burping
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Mon May 24, 2021
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Megadeth parts ways with bassist Dave Ellefson over accusations of inappropriate behavior with a minor
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Wed May 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If a man defecates in the woods does he have to get completely naked?
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas barbecue is worst in country
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Where would you rank blood from a decomposing body dripping on your face as the worse way to be woken up?
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scholar: "Without the idealistic, strenuous and patriotic efforts of black Americans, our democracy today would most likely look very different - it might not be a democracy at all." GOP: "That's divisive"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
♫ Out in the west Texas town of El Paso / Bobcats are found on utility poles ♫
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KTSM)
 
 
 
A pit bull terrier named Astro has been awarded a medal of bravery from the city of El Paso for saving his owner's life. Don't cheat Astro on his steak
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Fri April 16, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas advances legislation to let any idiot walk around with a gun
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Anti-Defamation League)
 
 
 
ADL to Fox News: goosestep the fark outa here
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell in her latest court filing arguing against sanction, A) quotes Buzz LightYear ; B) accuses someone of "political grandstanding; or C) both. The reply brief may use: "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
715-44
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
That U-2 flight along the southern US border recently wasn't on a surveillance mission, it was mearly a training flight to learn how to spy on the southern border
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Muskville
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's border wall is so effective it almost stopped a 3 year old girl
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Cosplay cowboys continue to ruin Texas
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agents are the "Ever Given" of the border "crisis" by deliberately jamming up the system
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
H-E-B expanding into D-F-W
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's way past time to get weapons of war like assault rifles off the street says...checks notes...The New York Post
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, apparently there are Mexicans who are huge MAGAts and now they're fomenting conspiracy theories on the border to discredit Biden
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Why some snow was brown in Colorado, or how God really feels about the Broncos
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Kinison would have had an apt suggestion
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
He may not, but it'd be a lot cooler if he did
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Fri February 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blinken heads to the Mexico and Canada borders. Winken and Nod plan to hit up Barnes & Noble
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Leaders are borne from trial, tragedy, fire, and ice. Beto O'Rourke is emerging from the Texas blackout catastrophe with a new perspective--and path to the Governor's Office
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