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Fri August 07, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
This one easy trick can have parents begging you to marry their hauntingly beautiful Taiwanese daughter. Difficulty: involves ghosts
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food breakfast purchases are down. Apparently people learned how to cook breakfast during lockdown and realized eggs only cost a nickel at Walmart
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Pizza for breakfast? Molto bene
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Gregg Abbot refuses to stand and be counted for Trump at the Republican National Convention
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Entire city's parking meters, removed to protect the change inside them, may now be replaced since the single key that opens them has been found. Cool Hand Luke eats 50 eggs to celebrate
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Well, there's Spam, egg, smallpox, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(TWO WEEKS)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Total Recall" body-double wanted for questioning in Tennessee for two weeks... two weeks... TWO WEEKS
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"And Cameron accomplished something huge by just making the dumbest, most obvious adjustment from the original movie: This time, Schwarzenegger was the good guy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♬Jolene, Karen, Karen, Karen / I'm begging of you, please just wear a mask/ I'm begging you please don't lick that glass/ Please just wear a mask, you big dumbass
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Thu July 23, 2020
(United States Mint)
 
 
 
The U.S. Mint is literally begging for spare change
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Mathematical models prove exactly how many hot dogs can be eaten. For eggs, it's 50, if you pour Newman's Own dressing on them
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Mon July 20, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, a feat not repeated by anyone but Apollo astronauts until 1979 and the launch of Reggatta de Blanc by The Police
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Deploying mayonnaise in the summer food wars. With unhelpful pic of 'salad dressing'
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this corner: frozen custard. In the opposing corner: ice cream. FIGHT
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada's covid curve-flattening hero gets the ultimate accolade: an Eggs Benny named in her honour
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New efficient cooling could save $2.9 trillion by 2050 and help curb climate change. That is, if you believe you can unfry an egg
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Thu July 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
British racing driver Katherine Legge breaks leg testing for European Le Mans Series
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Tue July 14, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson on Mahomes' deal: 'I've got to get where he's at.' Josh Rosen already thinking the same thing about Suzy Kolber's job
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence to police during round table: we've got your back, and besides, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet, if you know what I mean
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Wed July 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project: Learn the names of everyone who chose Trump over America, so when they come begging for your vote to repair the damage they allowed to happen, you can call them out on it. Never trust them again. Learn. Their. Names
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The animation guide used on 'King of the Hill' denied us high fives, Dale's eyeballs and sexy Peggy. Them boys weren't right
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judd Dregg (R) warns of socialist takeover through a coup should Biden be elected. As subby likes to say: If you want to build a straw-man you have to grasp for straws
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey no longer having the time of her life with Clark Gregg, announces divorce
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Sun July 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan admits Korea has some good street food, so if you can't go to Seoul for your overseas vacation, Bandai unveils $23 kitchen gadgets to help make Korean cheese dogs and tornado potatoes at home
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Sat July 04, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "I thought no one would steal a 13 foot metal giraffe"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Happy International Reggae Day, Mon. Celebrate with a brand new video from Bob Marley
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Mon June 29, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Schwarzeneggers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Experiencing hard times? At least you're not a fish borne of eggs gobbled by a duck, which experience a harrowing journey of pummeling in the gizzard, being attacked by stomach acids, and then exiting unscathed in a duck's excrement
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Trump, Lebanese judge bans media from talking to US ambassador for a year, in a reverse chicken vs egg scenario
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Smoked raw eggs lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg, without the bacon. Or more accurately lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg with extra bacon
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Smoked raw eggs lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg, without the bacon. Or more accurately lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg with extra bacon
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Wed June 24, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why would I, a guy who's been accused of being a racist on numerous occasions, be racist to Winona Ryder? I was just being flirtatious - and calling ladies "oven dodgers" is one of my signature moves. It's called negging, ever heard of it?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's smallest dinosaur egg, 10g in weight, discovered in western Japan. Russian billionaire in talks with his scientists to defossilize and hatch it into full-sized Cretaceous mini-dinosaur
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember, back when they were first announced, how Segway Scooters were going to change everything? EVERYTHING? THEY WERE GOING TO CHANGE IT ALL. Well, they just ended production
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I woke up this morning pensive, with a strange urgency that compelled me to submit not three, but five headlines to Fark. And four were greenlit. Surely this will be a happy day. Nice pegging from the wife, too. Until tmrw, XO. Hey, this does work
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim John-Un plans aerial assault on Worst Korea using loud music, cigarette butts. Might have just been cheaper to announce a kegger in Seoul on Facebook (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Malaysia man uses science to stack three eggs vertically, sets Guinness World Record
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prehistoric egg laid by sea monster found in Antarctica. Now isn't the time for this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prehistoric egg laid by sea monster found in Antarctica. Now isn't the time for this
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain's national nightmare is over - Greggs is finally reopening
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The sushi-burrito: Contents are fish, veggies, and sushi rice - get this - wrapped in roasted seaweed. Wait, what?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The Butler did it and is still doing it
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Just what I never wanted: Muscle Leggings Is The New Summer Fashion Trend
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goddamn. Another video of George Floyd. This time with the bystanders who begged an officer to check his pulse. (Graphic video)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Face)
 
 
 
With the news that hotels will be doing away with their breakfast buffets post-coronavirus, we pay tribute to the joys of their mis-matched, reheated tidbits
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Her eggs don't like you either
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush and USC may be associating with each other soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What happens if you boil an egg too long? Randall Munroe of XKCD unpeels the answer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What happens if you boil an egg too long? Randall Munroe of XKCD unpeels the answer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas District Judge candidate eggs Texas Judge's Lexus SUV in his driveway to protest an "unconstitutional" stay at home order. Goes to the door, hugs the Judge and tries to give him $20. Then it gets weird
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas District Judge candidate eggs Texas Judge's Lexus SUV in his driveway to protest an "unconstitutional" stay at home order. Goes to the door, hugs the Judge and tries to give him $20. Then it gets weird
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gregg Popovich says out loud what a lot of white people have been thinking
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We're not saying it's carbonara but...oh hang on. It's really not carbonara
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Like your cousin in the basement, parasitic worms in shellfish lead a creepy but popular lifestyle
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Dog-friendly bar, Hops & Hounds will officially open just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. It will feature dog runs with ramps & obstacles for your four-legged friends to play on & a separate puppy play area. Hooman social distancing, of course
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Reggie Watts straight-up loses it while speaking remotely with James Corden about the riots and his experiences growing up with racism
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(Hollywoof)
 
 
 
Famous folks with their furry-friend doggos. Squee at Gregory Peck's puppies - cringe at Joan Crawford dressing down her four-legged assistant
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Meet the veggans -- heretical vegans who include eggs in their meat-free diets in order to get nutrients orthodox vegans lack
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
Meet the veggans -- heretical vegans who include eggs in their meat-free diets in order to get nutrients orthodox vegans lack
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Some eggheads think the Tunguska object may have 'bounced' back into space instead of actually striking the surface. Sort of a cosmic curveball
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
The world needs to know about the Thai fake eggs scandal
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
The world needs to know about the Thai fake eggs scandal
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Baptists, bootleggers, censors, and omniphobes
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to find the perfect peach. Next up: How to find the perfect eggplant
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will LMD Coulson have an existential crisis? Will Mack have to smack down some 1930s racists? Will Peggy Carter make a cameo? It's your Agents of SHIELD premiere thread. Starts 10PM ET
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Frazier History museum goes online, recording pandemic as it happens to allow future generations to understand how one makes tossed salad and scrambled eggs in quarantine
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Food critic Alison Roman gets thrown out with the other rotten veggies at the NY Times
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D printed egg whites: They're not just for breakfast any more
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D printed egg whites: They're not just for breakfast any more
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Yeah, that "Not Ready To Eat Chicken" you picked up earlier? Don't eat it
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Fri May 22, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kimchi beef hash and eggs sounds like the perfect brunch meal if your plans for later in the day involve porcelain fixture destruction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Thirty thousand chocolate Easter eggs don't eat themselves." Scottish/UK farkers - this is your time to shine
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Hamden farm known for goat yoga transitioning to egg delivery amid pandemic shutdowns'
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video reveals why you should be milking your cucumbers until white foamy substance comes out before eating them. No word on if we can do this with eggplants
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Do you see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you fail to follow the recipe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Cranes are reuniting families during the corona crisis. But don't get your hopes up for any tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is it dusty horse lips?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Meet the best new chefs for 2020, none of which can make a grilled cheese as well as you can
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may not want to have a beer with Prince Charles, but he'll gladly share with you his special recipe for Cheesy Baked Eggs, a personal favourite. First on the ingredients list: 100g wilted spinach
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue-legged gender-bending Israeli freshwater superprawns in my shrimp cocktail? It's more likely than you think
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two sons, 8 and 10, are good, healthy eaters; they are food adventurous, enjoy veggies, eating everything we do. My in-laws live next door and give my kids kid food like nuggets instead of salmon when my boys want salmon. I'm outraged. What do?"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's your kid's lamest excuse for not eating something you fix them? Here's a whole list of lame excuses from some inventive rugrats
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is benefiting from the real meat shortage. 'When my meat supply runs out, I'll be roasting veggies, you keep your fake meat to yourself' - subby
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today on 'phoning in recipes kitchen' we have 'Nine ways to hack your ramen noodle'
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
For the love of all that is holy and precious to you, please, please, stop making Cacio e Pepe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump tries to display emotion, which comes off kinda like that time Arnold Schwarzenegger was told to smile in 'Terminator 2'
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Mon May 04, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's Eggo waffle sales soar 45% as consumers eat breakfast at home but don't know how to actually cook
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolutionary tradeoffs discovered in ancient shrimp-like species. They too were merely prawns in game of life
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even during a pandemic you can eat like a king as long as you have rice, eggs, beans, bread, and veggies
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Police scramble to find man who cracked an egg on jogger's head
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Sun April 26, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well now we know how Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger have been spending their lockdown time together
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Tue April 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's offers free meals to first responders and healthcare workers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is devastating jazz. Impact on bootlegging, flappers, West Egg still unknown
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear District Judge Reggie Walton: while social distancing, a good way to pass time would be to read the Mueller Report in Toto, twice. Sincerely Concerned Citizens for America
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(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
 
 
UK cops use lockdown ban on "exercise" as an excuse to protect their speed camera racket near the World's End. Simon Pegg unavailable for comment
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Taco Bell launching new flavor of Doritos Locos despite workers begging the chain to stop encouraging customers to swarm stores
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'll panic when we're buying that cauliflower pizza crust
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A BK ad that says "No beef" is banned as misleading because the green background implies "vegan"
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop some Easter eggs for stay-at-home inspiration
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pandemic Playlist: Check out the songs David Grohl is listening to for these tough times .... or you can fight with your partner over the last egg. Your call
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I say old chap, I'll give you a pennyweight of eggs for a barleycorn of toilet paper
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
"One homeowner found a fish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images" in a plastic Easter egg. It's sad that someone would waste toilet paper like that
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Gregg Jarrett: Airlines DO NOT deserve a bailout. Trump: Probably not, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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