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Tue July 17, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger called Trump a Putin fanboy
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Sat July 14, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
To promote Mission Impossible movie in Asia, Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, and Simon Pegg may take their talents to top-rated Korean variety show 'Running Man', where it is hoped they'll take missions, insults, and silly games in stride
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kiké Hernandez & his fiancée Mariana's engagement photos are the best things you'll see all day. And definitely begging to be captioned and photoshopped
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman decides to propose to boyfriend by putting ring in Kinder Egg, then putting it inside her vagina, ends up proposing in hospital. Unclear if they still assembled the toy in the end (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg admits he took one of Scotty's character attributes a little too seriously
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There, you see now, how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing now, how your entire empire can come crashing down because of one... little... Cadbury's Creme Egg
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Like an obsessed former partner, Fox News just can't let private citizen Hillary Clinton go and are practically begging her to come back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noted reggae bassist, Garry Lowe, of Culture Shock & Big Sugar, has played his last jam. Fark cancer
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Behance)
 
 
 
Photoshop this egg laying
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Hey all you Canadians laughing at us, at least we can distribute our marijuana properly and avoid shortages. Don't come begging to us this fall when you're out
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
More women resort to freezing their eggs as potential partners refuse to adult
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Mon July 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
"Adrift" star Shailene Woodley says she maintained a 350 calorie a day diet during filming. Several supermodels immediately call her a glutton
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Fri June 29, 2018
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Magnetic Clay may contain almonds, crustaceans, dairy, casein, eggs, and peanuts
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Thu June 28, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Kroger to test driverless cars for grocery delivery. Protip: Don't order eggs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Semolina Pilchard. Climbing up the Eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman. They are the eggman. This is your MSNBC thread 8 p.m. ET call. Goo goo g'joob
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Agent Peggy Carter just may have been able to stop Thanos (spoilers for A:IW)
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Tue June 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge music festival may have to be rescheduled due to 4 bird eggs
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Trumpers: Guys, we need to be civil. Also Trumpers: Your restaurant is named "The Red Hen"? Have some death threats and an egging, we don't care if you're in no way connected to the Red Hen that hurt our feelings
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that scene from "The Office" where Oscar explains budget surpluses to Michael by talking about a lemonade stand and your parents giving you $10 to run it? It's like that, but with Mulvaney explaining bureaucracy to Trump using pizza
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
6 items McDonald's employees would not eat. ""The way it looks before we put the sauce on it is absolutely revolting," one wrote. "It doesn't look like meat at all, it looks like a scab." YUM
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Sun June 17, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Del Monte veggie trays now fortified with parasitic explosive diarrhea goodness
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Psychic centenarians begged for Trump's help during the campaign
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫ Imzadi, I hear the Borg a callin', Targ salad and Horta eggs...♫
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, we all hate it when a soccer player flops and kneels there whining, begging the ref to call a foul even though his opponent didn't even touch him. But this ain't that
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Damn, it smells like rotten eggs down here. Let me just turn on this light anBOOM
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan and veggie meals sold at Tesco found to contain pork, turkey. Which explains why they actually tasted good
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google removes egg from their salad emoji. The first line of the proposal was probably "I'm a vegan"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Reliable source Rudy Giuliani would like you to know that Kim Jong Un begged for a summit while on his hands and knees. Really
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man in China finds out the hard way that eggplants don't cure constipation
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Sat June 02, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who throws eggs at the Amish?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are some very good reasons to move out of your apartment and into a new one. 'Roaches laying eggs in your ears' is high on that list
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Sun May 27, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to look at a carton of eggs
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Would anyone be surprised that Trump got a playmate preggers and used his fellow rich douche to cover for him? Especially since subby submitted this same story four weeks ago?
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Sat May 26, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed
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Fri May 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another smug nutrition comparison article. Hmmm, Egg McMuffins and loaded nachos win? What sorcery is this?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Charlie Donald Brown: I'm begging Kim Jong-Lucy-un for another chance to kick the Nobel nuclear football
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Tue May 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Not really into food holidays, but I'll celebrate #NationalChocolateChipDay with bacon fat chocolate chip cookies
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers have succeeded in impregnating a monkey. No, not all at once. And they did it for science, specifically on monkey that received uterus transplant from another monkey
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Sun May 13, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man charged in illegal shooting of hamlet's popular 3-legged deer unsurprisingly doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
How eggsasperating
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 10, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Decider)
 
 
 
Infinity War screenwriters say Frasier was inspiration for banter between Dr. Strange and Tony Stark. No word on what happened to the scrambled eggs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This Lego breakfast machine can make you bacon and eggs
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cosby conviction sends a clear message, and that message is WHEEEERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM? And they said huh uh, we wanted eggs and milk and dad made us eat this, so I said "I dunnnooooooo"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The new "God of War" game has an awesome "Avengers: Infinity War" easter egg (w/video)
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Goose that lays golden eggs gets sick of being chased around New York by liberals and flies to Nashville. Which has better food, better music and prettier women too
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eagles draft 346-lb Aussie rugby player. Gregg Williams dreams about how many careers he could shorten with such a player
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are up 75% in April on news that...I don't know, video cards are back in stock at NewEgg?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As Americans, we are pitied for our snack foods by the wider global community, who use real ingredients and have delicious Cadbury eggs. So here's a guide to how to score yourselves some delicious treats you may not know about
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Rare elephant bird egg discovered, promptly made into giant omelet
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Here's what was picked in Antarctica's first vegetable garden harvest. Did your favorite veggies make the cut?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie McKenzie: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers etc
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Honey can you run to the store and pick up some milk, bread, eggs and a crack pipe?
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Erin Popovich, the wife of Gregg Popovich, has passed on. Some things are more important than sports
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Spurs' Gregg Popovich promises to stop joking that Nick Kerr works as a spy for his dad
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Tue April 17, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Why the hell do we eat eggs for breakfast anyway? It's not like they came before chicken nuggets that we can eat anytime of the day
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Sun April 15, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad eggs in the news. No, not those. Nope, not those either. No, no, no, and no. Look, stop guessing and go read the article
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Orson Welles's daughter begged Netflix to reconsider taking her late father's film to Cannes. No word if wine or green peas were involved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger is feeling good but not great after heart surgery, just wants to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to the struggles associated with it
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham appeals to Trump not to fire Mueller in the only way that might work: Going on Fox News and begging him
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
There is a whole *lot* of sperm on the International Space Station. So, that's what that vacuum hose if for. Got ya
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Sat April 07, 2018
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a squirrel with its head stuck in an Easter egg
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Thu April 05, 2018
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Meet 2018's Mom of the Year, who hid beers instead of eggs around the house for her adult kids
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Caption the Easter Bunny with this bad egg
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt" - Elon Musk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eggs are rolled, Dow Jones keeps dropping, China retaliates in self-inflicted trade war, Dotard continues to dotar. It's the Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion thread, festivities and libations start at 8pm EDT
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Daily Caller is really upset that CNN's Jim Acosta asked Trump questions that made him look like a fool during the Easter egg hunt at the White House
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus gets spanked by the Easter Bunny and she wears a see through top. Talk about laying an egg. (Not safe for work)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
They see me rollin', they hatin'. Come watch as Trump scars small children for life at the annual Easter Egg Roll. Spicer rabbit optional
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Because they can't sell the damn things, Hot Dog on a Stick™ to treat customers to one free turkey or veggie dog on Tax Day
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Vulture)
 
Video
 
And now for something completely different, 39 egg-cellent scenes in film and television. How many do you remember?
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(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Easter Egg Edition
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Sat March 31, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Want to get out of a lousy over-cooked marriage? Try poaching an egg
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Want to get out of a lousy over-cooked marriage? Try poaching an egg
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We know you were expecting chocolate Easter eggs, kids, but in their place please accept this sack of rotten carrots. You're welcome
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Bon Appetit pastry chef reveals how to make Cheetos at home. With video and recipe goodness
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(Google)
 
 
 
Ever need to figure out the city a news article was written in? Don't waste your time looking for an "About Us" page, just go to the local weather page and look at the map. Got a stupid trick that saves you time? Leave 'em here
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Thu March 29, 2018
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Toyota exec, on deaths caused by self-driving cars: "Meh, eggs, omelets, and all that'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Breaking 4,000 eggs is good business practice for your omelette shoppe, not for your fertility clinic
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Wed March 28, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Are the users of the egg spoon pretentious elitists or are the detractors sexist?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
NewEgg to Connecticut customers: "Sorry about that whole tax fraud thing you committed"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Just in case you were confused, bunnies do not lay eggs, peeps were not just born
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"Reggie McKenzie will ostensibly work like an Instacart Shopper as Jon Gruden picks out his groceries." Tag is for writer
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Mon March 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eggs dropped from a crop duster plane for an event in an Arizona neighborhood may be covered in herbicide because someone forgot to rinse out the plane's tanks. Seriously. who thought this was a good idea?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Zucchini Balls is the name of my Europe cover band
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I promise to protect your eggs," farmer Zuckerberg said to his chickens
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