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Sat February 04, 2023 (Some Guy)       Saturday Gamer Alert: Are you well heeled and play alot? Have a drool or 2 and read about a RTX 4090 Titan 4 slot with 48 Gigs of ddr6x, 'how does 'yowza' still apply in 2023 source: videocardz.com   |   share: 17   Fri February 03, 2023       If you're an Aussie and want to take a vakay here in the states, here's a list of the 10 deadliest beaches to make you feel more at home source: krqe.com   |   share: 32         The real-feel temperatures in Quebec are so low, it doesn't matter put °C or °F next to the number source: cbc.ca   |   share: 65   Thu February 02, 2023       Merriam-Webster asks you to identify items that they call "antiquated". Subby has used some of these things and now feels attacked source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 31         Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg source: upi.com   |   share: 52         Ken Ham and "Answers" in Genesis says the number one threat to young-earth creationism is a) evidence, b) reality, c) other young-earth creationists. The People's Front of Judea says that they feel his pain source: youtube.com   |   share: 106   Wed February 01, 2023       Any Bladesmith can tell you that the best way to quench a blade is with a proper quenching oil. Here, Alec Steele tries some alternatives source: youtube.com   |   share: 25         Latest American-tourist-in-Italy excuse (spins wheel): "I couldn't find parking" source: sfgate.com   |   share: 45         Intel had a terrible QTR and a terrible year, firing tens of thousands of people. To show he feels the pain, the CEO will take a $300k pay cut this year after making $300 million the past 2 years source: cnbc.com   |   share: 24         Want a feel good story for the day? How about Mr. Beast helping 1000 people see again? source: youtube.com   |   share: 65         Yeah, but can digital humans do "Blue Steel"? source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 11         Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 19   Tue January 31, 2023       "Quit as often as necessary, and definitely don't sacrifice your mental health for them unless you feel it's an absolute must. Baby boomers' loyalty and logic has created so many unhealthy standards in our society" source: glamour.com   |   share: 76         "Whatcha going to do, brother? When you can't feel your lower body at all?" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 140   Sun January 29, 2023       Eight butter pasta sauce recipes in one delicious video. I'm ready to buy a wheel of parmigiano-reggiano and get started. Hosted by Harper, cooking by Eva source: youtube.com   |   share: 20         The next theater of WW III has opened up in *spins wheel* Iran source: thedrive.com   |   share: 96   Sat January 28, 2023       Out of 45 episodes of the sheriff's "Wheel of Fugitive" videos, a whopping four were accurate about the people being shown being actual fugitives source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 33   Fri January 27, 2023       Tonight on FFF: It's the night before the Royal Rumble. K.O. faces Solo. Has the clock run out for Rey vs Kross? Who will win the tag team semis? Then on Rampage: Wheeler vs Hangman, Hayter vs Sakura. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT source: wwe.com   |   share: 153         The wheels on the bus go into the house, into the house, into the house source: newjersey.news12.com   |   share: 13         "The Last of Us" renewed for season 2, so HBO viewers can look forward to an uplifting second season as creators tackle PlayStation's feel-good "Part II" source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 61   (Some Guy)       Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you source: denver7.com   |   share: 27   Thu January 26, 2023       Police have identified the guns used in the Monterey Park shooting. No word yet on their current condition, how they feel, or if they're expected to make a full recovery source: foxnews.com   |   share: 96         It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything source: npr.org   |   share: 20   Wed January 25, 2023       Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 123         🎵Love is real, real is love, Love is feeling, feeling love, Love is wanting to be loved, Love is touch, touch is love, Love is reaching, reaching love...🎵 source: twitter.com   |   share: 2         The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large source: nypost.com   |   share: 20   Tue January 24, 2023       If the RNC condemns Ye, I feel bad for Ye, son, but Shawn Steel ain't one source: politico.com   |   share: 55   Mon January 23, 2023       Tonight WWE RAW celebrates 30 years on TV: Becky faces Bayley in a steel cage, Theory defends his U.S. title vs Lashley. The Bloodline put Sami "on trial". What legends will show up? I'm hoping for Shockmaster & The Yeti. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 335         The Loch Ness Monster is probably not a giant eel, according to mathematician, but he may have a hovercraft source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 7   Sun January 22, 2023       Uber wants three wheel cars, robot drivers who will tell you "We hope you enjoyed the ride" source: cnn.com   |   share: 104   (Some Excited Guy)       For when you are ready to, you know, what should be on your playlist? The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling frisky this week, if you know what I mean and I think you do source: tonestart.com   |   share: 307   Sat January 21, 2023       Former British health secretary has a plan to reform the NHS, allowing patients to feel what it's like to be an American trying to get healthcare source: theguardian.com   |   share: 80         It's almost as if certain white people need a safe space to protect themselves from feeling even the slightest bit uncomfortable about their past actions source: thehill.com   |   share: 69         They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead source: apnews.com   |   share: 32   Fri January 20, 2023       Next time you play your bleary post-bender detective in the Choose Your Own Adventure novel/RPG Disco Elysium, you can get properly s--tfaced with these cocktails from the game and inspired by its '70s feel source: youtube.com   |   share: 12   Thu January 19, 2023       The trees just don't feel like screaming anymore source: kiro7.com   |   share: 37         Feeling blue about your hard life? I have good news for you source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 12         Interview with people who have never had COVID about their secrets. Nothing of note other than the "At this point I feel indestructible" person is just tempting fate source: huffpost.com   |   share: 211         Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever source: mediaite.com   |   share: 55   Wed January 18, 2023       Ahi tuna reels in prize fisherman in Hawaii source: abc15.com   |   share: 52   Tue January 17, 2023       Snark-free headline: Russell Gage has feeling and movement in all of his extremities after scary hit source: fox40.com   |   share: 4   Mon January 16, 2023       Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach source: msn.com   |   share: 58         Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach source: msn.com   |   share: 58         Bangor Daily News reprints Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech...but leaves out the parts that might make white people feel guilty about themselves (But you can bet your ass they left in the Republicans' favorite MLK quote) source: twitter.com   |   share: 65   Sun January 15, 2023       Get your knives out as you peel back the onion-like layers of celebrity cameos in the first look at Rian Johnson's next project source: youtube.com   |   share: 19         Avatar 2 isn't feeling blue at #1 with $29 million, M3GAN a plucky Chucky at #2 with $17 million. Puss In Boots 2 coughs up a $13 million hairball at #3 while Plane crash lands at #5 with $9 million as House Party reboot is a Natty Ice keg at #6 source: deadline.com   |   share: 40   Sat January 14, 2023     These 5th graders felt bad that wheelchair-bound kids couldn't play on the playground, so they banded together and did something about it source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 123         "Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what? source: birminghammail.co.uk   |   share: 32   Fri January 13, 2023       Jersey Shore feels the ground shake for about 10 seconds today, but seismologists say they saw no recording of an earthquake. Residents now confused as all the lawn chairs are put away and they have no way of telling source: nj.com   |   share: 41         If you're wondering what scientists do with all that grant money when they're not curing cancer, they're discovering that chocolate 'feels' better than it tastes, and made a 3D-tongue to figure that out source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 5         Wait, you're telling me this 33 year old viral food eating Tik Tok star just suddenly keeled over? source: tmz.com   |   share: 80   Thu January 12, 2023       Il Scuderia peels out from blockchain deal. Not Ferrari's Type source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 3         You get behind of the wheel drunk, you go to jail. But if you're a cop, you get a promotion. Sadly not a repeat source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 50         Cottage cheese is making a comeback. Other dwelling cheeses like studio apartment cheese, tent cheese and mobile home cheese feel left out source: thrillist.com   |   share: 57   Wed January 11, 2023       Sweden is feeling the glow and tired of Green schemes, now all in on new nukes because of Russian aggression source: usnews.com   |   share: 73   (Some Guy)       I caught my wife cheating on me. We have three kids. Dark, depressing, shocking, there are not enough words to describe the way I feel. I want to die, but I can't do that to my kids. Anyone who's gone through this, I'd really appreciate your advice source: samhsa.gov   |   share: 60   Tue January 10, 2023       Bah GAWD King Th-That's Breach Of a Fiduciary Lawsuit's music And it's bringing a steel chair for Mister McMahon source: wrestlinginc.com   |   share: 23         Psychologists define willpower as "the ability to avoid short-term temptations and override unwanted thoughts, feelings or impulses." You're gonna click and learn. Oh yeah, you need it. You're gonna click source: bbc.com   |   share: 5         French government facing backlash over proposal to raise retirement age from 62 to 64. Americans under age 50 continue to look forward to keeling over on the job source: cnbc.com   |   share: 114   Mon January 09, 2023       Italian ferris wheel demonstrates the fusillity of trying to withstand 170km/h winds source: twitter.com   |   share: 66   (Potato News Today)       Potato based cheese invented. Who said dairy had no a peel? source: potatonewstoday.com   |   share: 13   Sun January 08, 2023 (Some Avenger)       Wanna bid on Emma Peel's Lotus Elan? source: silodrome.com   |   share: 61         6,000 bitter moms are trying to ban....(spins wheel) Turbo Tax source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 182         Watch this passenger airplane use its lower winglet as a curb feeler before going around source: twitter.com   |   share: 27   Fri January 06, 2023       Tesla steering wheel saga goes full circle source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 48         Census data shows Washington D.C. is the loneliest US city. So if you feel lonely in Washington then you're in good company actually. Isn't that ironic? source: kzok.iheart.com   |   share: 63   Thu January 05, 2023       Early flu season has Walgreens feeling pretty good source: cnbc.com   |   share: 1         Circus acrobat only seriously injured in 15m fall from the inaptly named Wheel of Death, audience demands refund source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 16         Sony and Honda cop Afeela source: theverge.com   |   share: 17   Wed January 04, 2023       Southwest Airlines spins the Wheel of Blame and lands on IBM for not providing weather reports source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 17   (Some Bowie Fan)       Wanna feel really useless? Well, aside from farking around on Fark, that is source: supbowie.com   |   share: 20   Tue January 03, 2023       System Shock remake gets a March 2023 release date. Do you feel the fear swell inside that filthy bag of meat? What is it like, to be afraid? source: destructoid.com   |   share: 30   (Some Guy)       Alan "Old Eel" Dershowitz tries to wiggle himself off the Arizona voting machine law suit hook:"I barely know these people, and what are these 'voting machines' you speak of?" source: pinalcentral.com   |   share: 53         Group of sharks snapped displaying 'unusual behavior' off coast of New England. Being that they're harmless basking sharks doing this strange 'cartwheel' thingy, they could be looking for attention like beach girl source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 9   Sun January 01, 2023       These words made popular in 2022 must die in 2023, irregardless of your feelings source: npr.org   |   share: 169         We go to Baltimore for Sunday Night Football for the Steelers taking on the Ravens. Can Kenny Pickett lead the charge for Pittsburgh? Or will the Ravens beat them once more to eliminate them from the playoffs? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC source: espn.com   |   share: 665   Sat December 31, 2022 (Some Guy)       Feeling disillusioned as an engineer? Let's design a fix for that and implement it source: spakhm.com   |   share: 89   Fri December 30, 2022       Tonight on Figure Four Friday: On SD, Roman & Sami take on K.O. & the Invisible Man..wait, that's JOHN CENA Then on Rampage: O.C. faces his "Best Friend" Trent for the AA title, Swerve vs Wheeler. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT source: wwe.com   |   share: 197         Almost feeling guilty New York GOP almost calls for Rep.-elect George Santos to resign ...ALMOST source: gothamist.com   |   share: 63   Thu December 29, 2022 (Some Fake Tree Guy)       More steel for the tree factory source: naturemaker.com   |   share: 0         It feels like the weekend, but it's only Thursday amid this weird week between Christmas and New Years where time loses meaning. This here is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 112         NC Tar Heels lose a possession in the Holiday Bowl for *spins the wheel* an illegal jersey switch source: golfdigest.com   |   share: 14   Wed December 28, 2022       Dear God, don't make us re-edit the 2022 death reel source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 57   Tue December 27, 2022       Moooooove over cow cheese, a new kind of cheese is on the way and it will taste and feel just like the real deal source: news.sky.com   |   share: 39         Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music has been preempted for a replay of our John Peel celebration. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org   |   share: 55   Mon December 26, 2022       Ladies and gentlemen, as we honor the late Steelers legend Franco Harris, please turn your attention to the video board for these commercial messages source: deadline.com   |   share: 7         This is the age at which you will finally feel like an adult, eat dinner at 4:30 source: yourtango.com   |   share: 66         Queen takes a shot at the Steelers. Who knew a band would hate a football team that much? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 5   Sun December 25, 2022 (Some Car Guy)       Twenty legendary lost cars. God, how I'd love to be behind the wheel of the 1956 Chrysler Norseman source: motor-junkie.com   |   share: 22   Sat December 24, 2022       Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET source: espn.com   |   share: 430   Fri December 23, 2022       How do Americans feel about Elon Musk? Just like in an election, about a third of respondents think one way, a third feel another way, and the last set have no clue what the hell is going on source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 64         Serial killer Charles "The Serpent" Sobhraj, who is likely responsible for 20 murders in India and Nepal has released from prison due to health problems and good behavior. The clearly reformed man said "I feel great, I'm going to sue Nepal" source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 21         It's the Christmas TotalFark sponsorship thread. Stop in, say hi, get a month of TotalFark. I'll hook up as many people as I can. Also, if anyone else wants to help make someone's Holidays a little better, feel free to sponsor in this thread, too source: fark.com   |   share: 261   Thu December 22, 2022       How to prepare for the terror of winter driving. Remember: The 4-wheel drive button in your car summons magical powers that render you immune to snow and ice. Use it often source: npr.org   |   share: 138         Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid? source: politico.com   |   share: 30         Millennial memes for people who are starting to feel like Boomers. Once again, Gen X is ignored. Whatever source: cheezburger.com   |   share: 39         Reacting to the need for more energy and reducing carbon emissions, Japan heel-turns and embraces the atom. Rising fusion ball in the sky, future generations of kaiju applaud the decision source: apnews.com   |   share: 17   Wed December 21, 2022       Corporate operatives in my freelance film production teams? It's more likely than you think source: npr.org   |   share: 16   Tue December 20, 2022 (Some Guy)       I feel seen source: psyche.co   |   share: 10         "That is the entirety of CLEAR's offer to American flyers: Pay us money and give us your biometric data, and in return you can jump in front of other people to access an essential federal service." So, make rich assholes feel important. Got it source: slate.com   |   share: 65         Sapporo 'reviewing' bid promotion for 2030 Olympics. Ki-Rin, Asahi also feeling the chill source: olympics.nbcsports.com   |   share: 8   Mon December 19, 2022       It's the Rams and Packers for Monday Night Football at Lambeau Field. Can Baker Mayfield have another feel-good story of a game? Or will the Pack win big at home? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+ source: espn.com   |   share: 645         The Steelers should cut Marcus Allen because of dumb penalties, and not because he's 62 years old source: audacy.com   |   share: 11   Sun December 18, 2022       Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. I can see in color and solve for X source: thecollegefix.com   |   share: 143         Sunday afternoon NFL has the Steelers against the Panthers, the Cowboys battle the Jaguars, the Patriots travel to play the Raiders, the Cardinals play the Broncos, and it's the Titans vs. the Chargers, among others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: espn.com   |   share: 1008         Japanese grandma's lifehack is all about peeling a mandarin efficiently source: soranews24.com   |   share: 12   Sat December 17, 2022       World Cup continues with the match for third this morning at 10AM ET. Croatia vs. Morocco battle it out for best of Group F bragging rights, help Canada and Belgium feel so much better about their results source: espn.com   |   share: 211         Five words to describe America as we wrap up 2022? "Axe Body Spray Dumpster Fire" feels just about right source: wboy.com   |   share: 23   Fri December 16, 2022     Ultra black deep sea eel. Not in a hovercraft source: youtube.com   |   share: 9         Steelers wide receiver Diontae Johnson wants Rudolph to guide the team to victory if Pickett can't lead the charge source: espn.com   |   share: 18   Thu December 15, 2022       Several pallets of avocado dip mysteriously sit at the corner of 63rd and Ashland in Chicago, in case anyone wants to swing by with an 18-wheeler full of Tostitos source: twitter.com   |   share: 46   Tue December 13, 2022       US freelancers hiat a record 60mil while never-nudes expected to see similar gains source: msn.com   |   share: 6         Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 19   Mon December 12, 2022       Dark Brandon is undertaking his own Kobayashi Maru as he feels more pressure to release the Stinky Cat source: theguardian.com   |   share: 163         You know that feeling when you pull into a gas station and find out they're out of gas? Now, imagine you're a pilot and you find out the airport is out of fuel source: usatoday.com   |   share: 41   Sun December 11, 2022       Michael Steele warns: You like to think that you're immune to the stump, oh yeah. It's closer to the truth to say you still love that chump, you know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to Trump source: politico.com   |   share: 80         Takata: because strapping a claymore to your steering wheel is too obvious source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 41         Those of you on the 5 (or 6)-year college plan shouldn't feel so bad now source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 59         In 2016, a freelance developer deleted 11 lines of code and broke the Internet. Here's how source: qz.com   |   share: 52   Sat December 10, 2022       Can "The Ocho" retain vs Claudio? Does Samoa Joe stop Juice from getting lose? Athena vs Martinez, will Garcia stay PURE vs Wheeler? FTR vs the Briscoes for the tag belts in a "double dog collar match. It's ROH Final Battle at 3 PM ET on B/R Live source: rohwrestling.com   |   share: 101   Fri December 09, 2022       "It makes you feel constantly in awe. You wonder about what comes next" Time for a train so awesome even your mom would wait in line source: bbc.com   |   share: 5   Thu December 08, 2022       Apple to charge you less than $100,000 to hold the steering wheel wrong source: macrumors.com   |   share: 22   Wed December 07, 2022 (Some Guy)       So long, ʻOumuamua. I feel we hardly got to know you source: spaceexplored.com   |   share: 18         Boffins work on figuring out why "rubbing" a "body part" that's "aching" makes it feel better. Wait, they got research grants for this, and we've been doing it for free? source: news.mit.edu   |   share: 5   Tue December 06, 2022     Who needs a feel-good story right in the feels? source: wtae.com   |   share: 3   Mon December 05, 2022       Adam Sandler says he feels 'old' after hip surgery. In other news, Adam Sandler is 56 source: pagesix.com   |   share: 27   Sun December 04, 2022       TFG hasn't even been reelected yet and he's already losing jobs source: variety.com   |   share: 30   Fri December 02, 2022       Some college football players will be feeling Cheezy source: twitter.com   |   share: 23         Welcome to Canada: Where you can be a Paralympian but you can't get a wheelchair ramp for your home for years. But hey, if you complain they'll offer to kill you and even throw in free shipping source: cbc.ca   |   share: 15   Thu December 01, 2022       You mean I'm supposed to feel this way? source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 19         Canadian astronauts are less like Sulu and Ro and more like Bashir and that smug hologram. Newfoundland Neelix apologizes source: nationalpost.com   |   share: 18         Soft robots make virtual reality gloves feel more real, like your(subby's) Canadian girlfriend source: techxplore.com   |   share: 5   (Some Action Figure)       Get out your Malibou Stacy collection and charge up your pow-pow-powerwheels, cuz it's time for the most popular toys in the world survey source: thetoyzone.com   |   share: 27   Tue November 29, 2022       What if a hamburger had feelings? source: news.berkeley.edu   |   share: 36         Secret Service agent who was going to rebut Cassidy Hutchinson's grab-the-wheel story and then disappeared is appearing for the January 6 Committee source: cnn.com   |   share: 127         How adopting some of the principles of improv comedy can improve your overall life. Subby's tried throwing beer at hecklers for several months now and feels great about it source: npr.org   |   share: 61   Mon November 28, 2022       Monday Night Football features the Steelers against Colts. Kenny Pickett vs Matt Ryan. Who will take the win? Will the Steelers continue to dominate the Colts? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 668   Sun November 27, 2022       The shiny stainless steel sippy cup you bought your tot at Whole Foods has been recalled... due to risk of lead poisoning source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: 11   Fri November 25, 2022     Black Friday, Steely Dan, pure excellence source: youtube.com   |   share: 46   Thu November 24, 2022       Paralympian to become first parastronaut. That's one hell of a wheelchair ramp to reach orbit source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 8   Wed November 23, 2022       "Many canonical Thanksgiving foods follow a strict formula, but stuffing can be whatever speaks to your heart and feels right" And how do you Farkers do stuffing/dressing/whatever you call it? source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 31         As climate change continues, Michigan could feel like Kentucky soon. Minus the bourbon of course source: mlive.com   |   share: 56         Dr. Feelgood guitarist Wilko Johnson, who found a second life in "Game Of Thrones," dead at 75. Get your Telecaster, riff hard as hell, and glare at the audience in his memory source: apnews.com   |   share: 24         Listen, and understand. That GQP is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Hunter Biden is a thing source: slate.com   |   share: 103         Zayn posts cryptic Jimi Hendrix "Angel" collaboration tease. It's unclear if he's feeling very Ucey lately source: billboard.com   |   share: 3   Tue November 22, 2022       Dosbox - while cool, isn't really scratching my dos games itch authentically, so I'm considering building/acquiring a dos-era system to get my retro 80s/early 90s dos feels on. Thoughts? Suggestions? I know at least one of you nerds has this going on source: ebay.com   |   share: 34         Mike Pence is finally ready to say in no uncertain terms that he really feels like he should be opposed to Donald Trump's rhetoric on January 6 and has even thought up some good ways to show that source: npr.org   |   share: 89   Mon November 21, 2022       To commemorate the 1000th game of Pittsburgh Penguins hockey player Evgeni Malkin, his young son reads the starting lineup. Sidenote: who is peeling onions in here and where did all the dust come from? source: twitter.com   |   share: 8         To honor the loss of the Iranian world cup team, Iranians are denouncing the regime and burning Islamic Republic flags. This feels different from past protests source: twitter.com   |   share: 66         "Eternals" actress says running marathon made her feel like audiences felt watching "Eternals" source: cnn.com   |   share: 37         All the feels source: kake.com   |   share: 1         CBS didn't waste time airing the debacle that was the Viking/Cowboys game, cutting out in the third quarter. But cutting to the Bengals/Steelers game? That was cold source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 28   Sat November 19, 2022       Did anyone else feel a great disturbance? As if dozens of for profit schools and one DeVos cried out in fury? source: npr.org   |   share: 70   Fri November 18, 2022       Kim Jong-Un reveals his 9 year-old daughter to the world for the first time, was feeling shamed by Herschel Walker source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 43         While it feels like forever, the Elf on the Shelf thing is not even two decades old source: famadillo.com   |   share: 53         Taylor Swift feels excruciating pain over the Ticketmaster debacle. No word if this pain will be turned into an album... yet source: cnn.com   |   share: 79         "I started a new job and totally feel like an outsider and intruder. Other than buying camaraderie with lunch, how can I be part of a team?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 28   Thu November 17, 2022       Freeloading lazy seagull rides dirty source: twitter.com   |   share: 6   Wed November 16, 2022       Before he loses the spotlight he has enjoyed, Joe Manchin really feels like it's necessary to kick his party in the junk one last time during the lame duck session source: politico.com   |   share: 88         "Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it." ― Nicholas Sparks, A Walk to Remember. And of course, the least romantic thing you can do is to break it. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Breaking Romance Edition source: farkfiction.net   |   share: 33         Many injuries, few deaths, Onewheel source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 31         Woman busted for attempt to smuggle $500,000 worth of cocaine in her wheelchair tires says "That's just how I roll" source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 41         Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party source: kiro7.com   |   share: 35   (Marquee)       Free Jason Heyward. Cub fans freely invite you to take advantage of signing this World Series champion to your club source: marqueesportsnetwork.com   |   share: 12   Tue November 15, 2022       A long forgotten, 898 page book from 1692 that walks through colors and color theory has been fully digitized, and is freely available online. No word yet on when Pantone will sue for copyright infringement source: openculture.com   |   share: 25         It's basically the end of the line for free-wheeling Tech Bros, which of course means that everyone else in their companies will suffer but them source: npr.org   |   share: 30         Not sure if feelgood story or start of Stephen King novel source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 12   Mon November 14, 2022       Fox News supports foreigner for what feels like the first time source: twitter.com   |   share: 78         Now that the midterm results are in and before the 2024 campaign gets going, it looks like Republicans feel Trump was more responsible for January 6th than before source: yahoo.com   |   share: 106         Elon Musk demanded a payroll audit to make sure that all the people he was about to pay bonuses to before laying them off were real people. Heywood Jablomie, Amanda Hugenkiss, Hugh G. Rection, Mike Hunt, and I.P. Freely unavailable for comment source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 125   Sun November 13, 2022       NFL Week 10 has the Vikings against the Bills, the Jaguars battle the Chiefs, the Saints travel to play the Steelers, the Cowboys fly in to play the Packers, and it's the Colts vs. the Raiders, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: nfl.com   |   share: 1965   Sat November 12, 2022       Tornetta's band describes its sound as "a swift kick to the face with a steel-toed work boot." Coincidentally, the case he's bringing against Musk can be described as the financial version of that source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 31   Fri November 11, 2022       Do you feel the same way as an astrophysicist when you look up at the stars? source: bigthink.com   |   share: 28         Listen, and understand. Kewpie mayo is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are assimilated in its condiment-y goodness source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 39   Thu November 10, 2022       Through him we would know things, be capable of deeds beyond other cells. But I hadn't bargained on the wireless link to the Reticulum that would make him fair game for any Panjandrum who was feeling curious about something in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 200         You ever have one of those days where you just wanna pull your head all the way inside your shell, retract all four legs and your tail, and just go to sleep? Yeah, Mitch feels your pain source: slate.com   |   share: 58         Being a Steelers fan this year involves a lot of tears - even when you're voted "fan of the year" source: steelers.com   |   share: 20   Wed November 09, 2022       Please remember, folks. There's gonna be a lot of shell-shocked Republicans walking around in a daze today. They're not gonna know what to say or what to do. Try to be compassionate; they're feeling very lost and afraid source: slate.com   |   share: 282   Mon November 07, 2022       If you happen to see the teen who killed her (alleged) rapist and then fled custody, feel free to report her... or not source: cnn.com   |   share: 243   Sun November 06, 2022 (Some Guy)       The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling all lovey dovey today and wants to share songs about love, sweet love, with the rest of the world source: americansongwriter.com   |   share: 367         Slash calls out the Steelers for lacking leadership. Axl, Duff still think Mike Tomlin is cool source: audacy.com   |   share: 17   Sat November 05, 2022       The Astros are looking to close it out and win their second World Series. The Phillies would love to win and force a Game 7. Which will happen? Game 6 of the World Series is at 8:03 PM ET on FOX and the pitching matchup is Wheeler vs. Valdez source: espn.com   |   share: 343   Fri November 04, 2022 (Some Guy)       One would think that a 39-year old, 17-year MLB veteran would be angry at his teammate for giving him the 'rookie treatment' after a game. But Justin Verlander says "it was one of the best feelings in my career" source: clutchpoints.com   |   share: 10         Remember how you felt about those trick re-lighting birthday candles as a kid? Well, Phoenix fire fighters feel the same way about this trick re-lighting house fire source: azfamily.com   |   share: 25   Thu November 03, 2022       R&B legend Al B. Sure was taken to the emergency room in July after losing feeling on the left side of his body. He woke up in October with no recollection of multiple surgeries, including an organ transplant source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: 10         Opportunity for poor Farkers to feel smug source: twitter.com   |   share: 126   Wed November 02, 2022     Wheelchair-bound boy dresses up like McDonald's fries for Halloween. Tag is for McDonalds, which gave him free fries for a year source: wfla.com   |   share: 52         16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com   |   share: 67         The orange peel Thing is pure genius ( as are most of this guy's costumes ) source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 16   Tue November 01, 2022       We joke about airlines charging bathroom fees and sitting in seats fees, but looks like at least one airline charges a wheelchair fee and made someone crawl off a plane when they refused to pay it source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 93   (Denver7.com)       Wheelchair-using 5-year-old who's also big fan of Edmonton Oilers dresses as their Zamboni machine. Oilers, NHL impressed, call it "costume of the year" source: denver7.com   |   share: 31   Mon October 31, 2022       He feels the need...the need for catnip source: youtube.com   |   share: 9   Sun October 30, 2022       Chief Twit thinks "I'm a petty man-baby who feels he's been wronged" is sufficient cause for dodging hundreds of millions of dollars in ironclad severance payments source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 86   Sat October 29, 2022       After a wild Game 1, what will Game 2 of the World Series be like? Will the Phillies win once more? Or will the Astros tie up the series? Pitching matchup is Zack Wheeler vs. Framber Valdez and the game is at 8:03 PM ET on FOX source: espn.com   |   share: 133   Fri October 28, 2022       Sauk County, Wisconsin resident on being a weather vane of national political prediction: "It Feels Like We're Being Punished for Something" source: politico.com   |   share: 43   Thu October 27, 2022       ♫ 1277 express to heaven, Speeding along like dynamite. 1277 express to heaven, Rumbles the steel like a dog fight. You caught me in a spell. Trying to leave but you know darn well, The heat from below can burn your eyes out... ♫ source: abc7.com   |   share: 3         Don't be fooled by a strong GDP report. How people feel and what people predict and what people say are what we go by, not actual numbers and data and stuff source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         With Mariner striking out à la Vash after leaving Starfleet, Capt. Freeman reeling from the detrimental Federation News segment, and everyone wondering WTF the Breen are up to, the Star Trek: Lower Decks season finale starts at 3am EDT/12am PDT source: ign.com   |   share: 26   Wed October 26, 2022       It's always nice to see how the English language evolves from things like "coerce the buyer to purchase" to "behavioral economics" like it did in this podcast interview with the CEO of Acorn to help make its users feel emotionally invested source: podcasts.apple.com   |   share: 6   Tue October 25, 2022       It seems the Achilles heel of the RTX 4090 may have been identified source: hothardware.com   |   share: 31         Today's Slatesplanation: Why a sun salutation feels so much like a burpee. Wait, that needed to be Slatesplaned? source: slate.com   |   share: 37   Mon October 24, 2022       The Law Of Unintended Consequences sails the seven seas freely source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 19         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 24th is 'genteel' as in: "Many religious scholars in the American deep South refer to themselves as being genteel as opposed to members of the Jewish faith' source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 21   Sun October 23, 2022       Chase Claypool: "I'm a top-three receiver in the NFL." Reality: He's not even a top-three receiver on the Steelers source: nfl.com   |   share: 13         Sunday Night Football sees the Steelers travel to Miami to take on the Dolphins. Will Tagovailoa triumph in his return or will Trubisky lead his team to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @8:20pm ET source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 774         Can the Phillies finish the job? Or will the Padres show they have some life left in them? The pitching matchup is Yu Darvish vs. Zach Wheeler for San Diego and Philadelphia, respectively, and first pitch is at 2:37 PM ET on FS1 source: espn.com   |   share: 134         "Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth" source: npr.org   |   share: 51   Sat October 22, 2022       If you ever experienced being picked last to be on a team in school, then you know how Fern feels. She is the only adult cat left behind after Bloomfield Animal Shelter's recent adoption event. We hope she finds her forever home in time for Caturday source: patch.com   |   share: 1039   Fri October 21, 2022       After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate source: vaildaily.com   |   share: 88         The Yankees are down 0-2 because...[spins wheel]...the roof at Minute Maid Park was open source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 41   Thu October 20, 2022       DALL-E 2's hovercraft is truly full of eels source: unite.ai   |   share: 7         Former RNC Chair Michael Steele tells us what he really thinks, calls MAGA Republicans "lice, fleas, and blood-sucking ticks" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 55         Oh look, a stiff breeze must have hit Marco Rubio's post-Parkland steely resolve to raise the age limit for buying AR-15s, leaving him heaped like a sad little rag doll at the NRA's feet source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 34   Wed October 19, 2022       EA makes some gamers feel old by shutting down servers for games of yore, as well as the path to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, space source: kotaku.com   |   share: 18         Bezos not feeling too cocky right now despite his rockets source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Coffin makers feel stiffed, strike to demand a living wage. Company assures customers that, like their loved ones, this will also pass. Subby won't lie, this looks grave source: bbc.com   |   share: 8   Tue October 18, 2022       It's the Phillies and the Padres for Game 1 of the NLCS, and the pitchers are Zack Wheeler and Yu Darvish. Can Philly take Game 1 in San Diego? Or will the Padres take it in style? First pitch is at 8:03 PM ET on FS1 source: espn.com   |   share: 135         South African radio station forced to issue a statement after playing Steel Panther. And no the statement wasn't about how awesome it was that they played Steel Panther source: loudwire.com   |   share: 27         Good news: If Trump gets reelected, MTG won't be in Congress any more. Bad News: she could be in a senior position at DoJ source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 55   Mon October 17, 2022       Tampa Bay Buccaneers search for answers after losing to Pittsburgh Steelers. How about "Bucs suck"? source: wfla.com   |   share: 21   Sun October 16, 2022       Diner celebrates 100 years of business, subby still waiting for what feels like 150 years to get my coffee refilled source: wmur.com   |   share: 1   Sat October 15, 2022       Japanese artist turns 40 iconic animal memes into sculptures. Fark squirrel feels slighted source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 10         J6 Committee member doesn't give a fark about Trump's feelings source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 87   Fri October 14, 2022       Skynet has begun assuming control of nukeular physics. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. Just math and science source: phys.org   |   share: 3   Thu October 13, 2022       "This BMW feels like it's driving on clouds." "Um, there's a reason for that" source: theverge.com   |   share: 10         Article asks "how to move forward when you feel frozen?". You let it go? source: hbr.org   |   share: 5   Wed October 12, 2022 (Some Guy)       Tork opens menu, chooses dash controls, selects open up about his feelings source: theautopian.com   |   share: 12   Tue October 11, 2022       Cats prefer to freeload instead of working for their food, which constitutes some sort of discovery source: ucdavis.edu   |   share: 30         Cheating scandal rocks [spins wheel] Fat Bear Week? source: jezebel.com   |   share: 4   Mon October 10, 2022       Would you eat British food out of a vending machine? In Japan, you can. Salty coffee biscuits and shortbread, mm mmm source: soranews24.com   |   share: 9         After 2.5 years, Seattle's Green Lake to once again permit wheels on circular lake path, trusting Lance Armstrongs and Tony Hawks to stay in their lane separate from pedestrians source: kuow.org   |   share: 43         ♫♪♪ Waaaaalkin' om shroom-shine, whoaa-aa / Waaaaalkin' om shroom-shine, whoaa-aa/ And don't it feel good?/ Yeah ♫♪♪ source: theregister.com   |   share: 6   Sun October 09, 2022       Can the Steelers find a way to beat the Bills? Can the Packers stall the Giants in London? Can the Rams batter the Cowboys? All this and more for Week 5 of the NFL season, kickoff is at 9:30 AM on NFL Network source: espn.com   |   share: 1948         Remember when A-list Hollywood directors and actors freely made movies depicting China in a bad light? Richard Gere remembers, since otherwise forgotten 1997 thriller Red Corner torpedoed his acting career source: asiaone.com   |   share: 16   Sat October 08, 2022       The criminal mastermind steeled himself and made the feds an offer they could refuse source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 91         White kid with balls of steel holds Black Lives Matter sign in the heart of KKK country. Gets the kind of warm welcome from locals that you would expect source: twitter.com   |   share: 263

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