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headlines found matching 'Education'
Sun July 15, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Calculus is a study best left unlearned
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells Theresa May that US-UK relations remind him of his childhood education
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the paramedics
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And while Baby-Boomers and Gen-Xers are happily feasting and drinking in celebration of this Nation's Liberty, Millennials are gladly embracing Indentured Servitude
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senator Duckworth says that Americans hate good healthcare, good education, and taxing the wealthy
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The will of Manos shall be served
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winner of global teaching award spends her $1million prize on appointing artists and musicians in residence at 30 schools in disadvantaged areas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: I think there's something going on with my wife and this teen boy. Yes, she's a schoolteacher and he's a student. I do feel like she enjoys his company more than mine. I have this horrible feeling I'll see her in a Fark.com headline. Help
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Sat June 23, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
College Board: history began just 500 years ago
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(Daily-Journal)
 
 
 
Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jane the College Benefactor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans can't decide whether to eliminate the Department of Labor or the Department of Education. Trump: Why not both?
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Wed June 20, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents fight it out during youth softball tournament in Tennessee. Elegant display of belly bumping, cheap shots, annoying screams
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Marcon tells a heckler to get a college education before trash talking
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Some Overacheiver)
 
 
 
Prison time for community college student of the year. Don't they usually just give a plaque or scholarship?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. cracking down on unauthorized Harry Potter festivals and celebrations, issues Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, Trump thinks that's a good idea? Well, fark that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
54% believe the North Korean summit was successful. Of course, half of those saying it was successful, said it was mostly successful for North Korea and not the U.S. Need to parse those numbers
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Officials say the large network of tunnels under Lehi High School in Lehi, Utah will be demolished as they renovate the school. No word on whether the Hellmouth will remain open, however
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
IQ scores have been falling for decades. Ow, my balls, Brawndo and Costco unavailable for comment
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You said drug prices would come down in 2 weeks. It's been 2 weeks. How we doin?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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Mon June 11, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After her subtle jab at the president with her Be Best campaign against bullying, Melania continues by announcing her first public appearance since then will be at Ford's Theater
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor
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Fri June 08, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Education in America 2018: College student complains after a scene from the film "The Last Temptation of Christ" is shown in a world religions course
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brave: A Dem candidate running an ad during "Fox & Friends." Braver: Featuring your same-sex spouse in the ad. Maximum Trolling: Ending the ad with a kiss
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec minister says schools should discuss whether girls should be allowed to free the twins
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Does anyone here remember the "Bass-o-matic" from SNL? These kids don't
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says that the Trump administration's school safety commission will not look into the role of guns in school violence
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other?
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist who wants to force schools to teach her (and only her) religion running for Congress in Mississippi
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ No more pencils / No more books / No more teacher's / Dirty looks, yeah ♫ ♬
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Is Education Actually An Asset?
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Is Education Actually An Asset?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's play a game. Guess who said meeting with Trump "was like talking to a toddler" before clicking the link
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Thu May 31, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Learning gardens teach urban students skills to help survive the coming zombie apocalypse
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog named Atari to get behavior training after being run over by police, burying millions of copies of E.T. in the desert
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
What kind of previous charges could a new school principal possibly have? Oh. Oh Dear
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
What kind of previous charges could a new school principal possibly have? Oh. Oh Dear
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Courier)
 
 
 
Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students
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Fri May 25, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
NewsFlash
 
Your daily school shooting thread
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Tue May 22, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is still last in the nation in public education per-pupil funding. Tag is for the kids
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Killing dozens of innocent people in Iraq wasn't enough to imprison world-class asshat Erik Prince. Lying to Congress under oath? Welcome to Pelican Bay
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Sat May 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt continues to do the right thing
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Fri May 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
School employee busted for being high on meth at work. Officials became suspicious when she started talking faster than any of the students, kept trying to clean the grains of sand on the playground
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Fujitsu unveils very special K supercomputer, 100 times faster than regular K and loaded with vitamins and minerals
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Cocaine, huh? Well, I hope you brought enough for everyone"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders marketing to kids by creating "informative exhibit" about their new stadium at educational children's museum
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. No, not that one; the one where everyone says we need more gun-control laws even though nothing happened
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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Tue May 15, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you notice any Pandas held aloft at the Royal Wedding it's the mascot from alumnus of Meghan Markle's Catholic School in L.A. Bonus Fark: Katy Perry still trying to kick out the nuns from same school outta their home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly
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Fri May 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pencil boxes are the latest casualty in scholastic war against designer goods
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
John Kelly describes undocumented immigrants as "overwhelmingly rural people" with "fourth- fifth- sixth- grade educations" who "don't have skills" and "can't speak English"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Agree or disagree: Gen-ed classes are a waste of college student's time and money
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Sun May 06, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration has resurrected the disinformation campaign of abstinence-only education, something that will spread STDs and is proved to be 100% ineffective
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Kelly Townsend (R-abbit) thinks it best to ask the Twitterverse: "Please educate me on what a furry is"
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Thu May 03, 2018
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chipotle to offer free burritos, E. coli to teachers on May 8th
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Coach, we're sorry, we're going to have to let you go." "Why?" "Well, you know...ahem...you have a few too many of you know...you know, of those...those players on the team"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Low pay, lots of risk, helicopter parents, idiots wanting them to carry guns, lack of new textbooks, insufficient technology--take your pick
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(WNYT Albany)
 
Boobies
 
Four years at one of the world's top engineering schools = finally, some decent bras
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
South Dakota State University is cutting its tennis program. Players now forced to find something else to do on the three days the weather allows tennis in South Dakota
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Report finds many home-schooled kids are part of abusive families. Obvious tab swears it just fell down the stairs
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Tue April 24, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
The Department of Education is now allowed to ignore the first civil rights complaints a student files. They're also going to ignore students who file complaints multiple times
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The Department of Education is now allowed to ignore the first civil rights complaints a student files. They're also going to ignore students who file complaints multiple times
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Parkland terror attack was all Obama's fault because he never gave the students Secret Service protection
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Homeschooling education freedoms must be protected," say advocates of keeping children at home and forcing them to follow biased curricula while limiting their social skills
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"'These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,' Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Regional district seeks whereabouts of 'very patient-looking beaver' loved by kids." (Justin) Beaver trifecta complete
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old arrested after bringing gun to school. Don't worry, NRA members, the gun was unharmed
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Wed April 18, 2018
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
♬ OOOOk-lahoma, where Republicans are sweepin' education tax dollars into the general fund. ♪
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Pamper's Wife, who is being considered for a federal judgeship, is unable to state if she believes that black Americans should be treated as humans
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Wed April 11, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Jobs most likely to be killed by automation do not include alcoholic or pornography downloader, so Subby's future is safe
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Well, that would explain the buzzing in my ear" (possibly NSFW)
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The science is in: Men are arrogant bastards
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos working on making the school system even more racist
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos to Department of Education IG: Sooo, just checking but these people that keep leaking documents showing what a clueless idiot I am...I can have them thrown in jail, right?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sir, the teachers are revolting. You said it, they stink on ice
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, it's time for the annual "Sorry, that college acceptance letter may just be a computer glitch"
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Maud gets a stallionfriend who isn't a rock. Pinkie freaks out. Waifu dreams are Rainbow Dashed. There will be many pony puns. It's the Maud Couple on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans rate the environment the worst it's been since 2009. The only question is whether they mean the political environment, work environment, educational environment, social environment
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer"
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
''I don't know what that means, a community college,'' Trump said at one point. ''Call it vocational and technical. People know what that means. They don't know what a community college means.''
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
State Department to U.S. visa applicants:"We won't let you into the country until you friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and try at least three of our Instagram recipes"
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(NBC New York)
 
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Toddler raps DMX while doing chores -- and she's pretty farking good
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A student received F's for every class since 8th grade, yet nobody intervened and he was advanced every year. Last week, he received a notice saying he isn't going to graduate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC posts a Jeopardy clue on Twitter, winds up getting an education in mockery
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
My girlfriend lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know her. Oh yeah, and she's 18, and she gets $1000 a week from Lotto Canada for the rest of her life
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher in Texas suspended for discussing her sexual orientation
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Linda Brown, the girl who was at the center of the Brown vs. Board of Education case that ended school segregation, has died at 76. Rest in Power
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Student gets knocked out by charging deer during school fire drill, prompting administrators to mull arming all staff with deer
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amidst all the budget shenanigans, one thing Congress came together to do was to reject all of Betsy DeVos's attempts to gut education
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
PA school district's solution to school shootings: get stoned
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"American exchange students in Italy cook pasta without water and promptly start fire"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Students protesting gun control are "just as dangerous as brownshirt Hitler youth"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maybe it'd be better if we count how many mass shootings we don't have?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Student calls farking Congressman about farking gun control and Congressman call student's farking principal, who farking suspends him for farking cursing, because fark the 1st Amendment
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Mon March 19, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Why the lottery is not helping Oklahoma education as much as you think it should"
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(Time)
 
 
 
New survey finds 75% of teachers oppose the idea of being trained to carry guns in schools, Mostly because showing students their 9 mm pistol will force them to teach the metric system
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Colleges are recruiting poor college students but aren't doing enough to assist them
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