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Sun July 05, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most universities are bringing the students back in the fall. The problem is the professors know better
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I battle with my children every day about homework; they never want to do it. I've given up on this year; how can I make sure they do their homework next year?"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Education announced that they would stop employing Nelnet and Great Lakes to take student loans. It was a surprise for everyone- especially those companies
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
I wouldn't brag about this
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
"All student speech is considered on-campus" is not something this appeals court is buying. Verdict in favor of Cheerleader F F F F
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online learning sucks. How can we best improve it?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Only five?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Eagles hire two dancers for the cheerleading squad. Oops, I meant to say, doctors. Eagles hire two doctors to shake their stuff. Medical education & brains take a back seat
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Pissed-off Teachers)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've failed as state Superintendent of Public Instruction? When you can count the teachers who've donated to your re-election campaign on zero hands
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's ridiculous to treat schools like covid hot zones - everybody knows they're much better as daycare centers
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Mon June 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Robert Gates: nothing is working and partisanship has paralyzed the country. Rest of us: we know
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
University of Florida discontinues "gator bait" cheer due to its "horrific historic racist imagery"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember Malala Yousafzai, the girl the Taliban had shot for saying she wanted an education? She just graduated from Oxford
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, officer, care to tell us how you really feel?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Okay, so maybe things *are* beginning to improve
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All you students using Adobe's Creative Cloud for free these days better start saving your beer money
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having spent a ton of cash to only partially screw up the nation's public school system, Netflix founder builds secret summer camp for it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix' CEO is donating $120mil to historically Black institutions, still won't commit to streaming "Julia"
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
You Gov Survey: Who is America's greatest president EVER? Some of the results will surprise you
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
Today is the 25th anniversary of Astronomy Picture of the Day, a website whose format is essentially unchanged since its 1995 debut
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Mon June 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flooding and debris flows, rockfalls, landslides, soil erosion, rock hazards, surface faulting and earthquake-induced liquefaction. And to think I once really enjoyed Canyonlands
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Black students are tired of teaching white students how not to be racist
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
8) Will the credits transfer or did I just bone myself out of time and money?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos sued again, further complicating her search for those Dalmatian puppies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're #11. Which sounds bad until you realize it's like being #1, but twice
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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Sun June 07, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Criterion Collection is streaming movies by black filmmakers for free
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WeWork co-founder begins updating his resume
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Thu June 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill & Ted virtually congratulate 2020 graduates because San Dimas High School football RULES
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's limper than expected. What, you were expecting deep, hard-hitting journalism?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Teacher of the Year arrested, shows why he is Kentucky Teacher of the Year
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State monarch overthrows the central committee, consolidates power, and refuses to relinquish her crown. Constitutional crisis ensues
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Fark You sides with Cruella DeVos and vetoes bipartisan bill meant to help with student loan forgiveness for veterans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, someone had to sink lower than the Sandy Hook Truthers, so this high school wrestling coach decided to "prove" that George Floyd couldn't have been killed by a cop kneeling on his neck
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How desperate and bored and confused were we during lockdown? Papa John's had record North American sales
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Does online learning really benefit kindergartners?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Django unfined
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Owner of 'Mirror Bus' arrested for stalking, harassment, suspicion of being a member of the notorious Champion City gang, the Red Eyes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz sees Pennsylvania's nerdy house listing, raises with some rather crisp cryptozoological photos
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments to virus-heavy areas could be canceled by Trump on June 24--just one day before said service members would receive much-needed education and retirement benefits
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Do you like fun and adventure? Don't let the boring facade of this 3 bedroom and one bath listing in Pittsburgh fool you, take a look at the batshiat insanity hidden inside
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Guinea pig helps DC students learn to read, write, hack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress gave colleges a $14 billion lifeline with the stipulation that it should go to students in legitimate need. Two months later, much of it is unspent. Guess there are no needy students? Oh well, maybe they'll just build a new gym or something
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
State of Georgia finds a novel way of representing data to make it appear cases are declining, reasons that their citizens only received a Georgia education
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Class of 2020 starting to figure out that they should have commencement ceremonies where they've spent most of their youth anyway
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Seniors pose for socially-distanced photo in front of high school destroyed in tornado, in photo that perfectly captures the world today
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse goes full Wisconsin with news crew at bar after virus restrictions tossed out
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Thu May 14, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
You'll be no doubt shocked to learn that in a factual dispute between Sen. "I have a plan for that" Warren and Press Secretary Barbie, the numbers are 100% on Warren's side
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sixth grader is moodier than normal during the lockdown. She does all her homework, but then she'll watch The Office on Netflix for a few hours and won't do anything else. Will Scott's Tots scar her? How can I motivate her to read or go outside?"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS just heard the argument that religious institutions should be allowed to do what ever they want with no government input. This argument was put forward by Justice Kavanuagh when he feared a lawyer representing the Catholic Church was failing
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senate hearing being held Tuesday morning: "COVID-19: Safely Getting Back to Work and Back to School". Only problem is: almost everyone on the committee is self-quarantining because they've been exposed to infected White House staff
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Sat May 09, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD reveals 81% of social distancing arrests have been minorities because NYPD, duh
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
If these are the restrictions you need to impose in order to reopen schools, maybe you are trying to reopen them too early
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market bullish on news that only 20.5 million jobs were lost in April, unemployment rate is only 14.7%
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"One of my fellow special education teachers is a rabid anti-vaxxer with dangerous views and beliefs. Do I have a duty to tell the principal and ensure she is not allowed to spread her deadly views or a deadly virus?"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Most people use Tiktok to dance and do silly things. This college student uses it to teach math
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How am I supposed to motivate my children to do their homework when school is now pass-fail?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Inspired by Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield now wants to return to the ring. No word on if Mike Tyson would ear-itate him again
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Someone didn't get picked for the kickball team. Again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a partnership in the NFL, women's flag football will be a varsity sport in the NAIA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rich people's private schools take bailout cash because otherwise their kids will have to mingle with the plebes
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Volusia County FL beaches opened last weekend. 100 water rescues by lifeguards ensue. So much for social distancing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Outback Steaks' is looking a bit burnt, you can expect a blooming of re-openings today
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Think childcare is difficult, even in better times? Imagine having 25% fewer daycare centers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The college cost bubble is starting to burst
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The college cost bubble is starting to burst
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Sun May 03, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Am I Normal - An educational film about male puberty from 1979
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive shares are soaking in the virus
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it acceptable to have my children do their homework in bed? Or any room in the house?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Relax, your kids will have it so much easier in the 2050 pandemic quarantine
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston says joining Saints like 'Harvard education,' meaning he still won't be able to lead a team to beat Yale
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP parent shares jump
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC says F this to giving students F grades this semester
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court: Reading is Fundamental...to "our scheme of ordered liberty" and thus a right to learn to read is a protected constitutional right under the due process clause of the 14th Amendment
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Not having access to Trump's high caliber dog breeders, DeSantis appeals to the public for help
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Subby's parents used to tell him stories about having to walk to school uphill both ways in a blizzard, etc, etc, etc. What stories do you think the kids growing up now will tell THEIR kids about what it was like growing up during the 'rona?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
School board votes to remove, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Invisible Man, What They Carried, The Great Gatsby and Catch-22 from curriculum. The Bible as History and Literature still fine
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Quarantine fatigue" is finally starting to set in for frustrated parents who are now giving up on home schooling
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This place has everything. It's got good bones for your own personal justice league, and plenty of room if you'd prefer for your henchmen. Also lots of pool space for your sharks or gators
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Helpline set up for parents who realized they can't do a better job than teachers after all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Helpline set up for parents who realized they can't do a better job than teachers after all
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tractor Supply finds a field of green
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In her continuing search for those Dalmatian puppies, DeVos excludes DACA recipients from Coronavirus rescue package
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar Hills... Well, more specifically there's money to be made selling the Free Lunches that Hillsborough School District is handing out
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative group organizing protests against That Woman In Michigan has financial ties to That Woman In The Department Of Education
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the Coronavirus bill, Congress approved $6.28 Billion in emergency relief for college students. Unfortunately, they left its distribution in Betsy Devos' hands, so only about 0.1% or $6 million has actually been distributed
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The university with the world's largest endowment took over $8M in bailout money
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Distance learning is failing our children
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
80% of Americans think social distancing is working. 20% of Americans are morons
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The Nebula of Sir Robin
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(The Week)
 
 
 
When there's nothing to look forward to and time stands still, what can we do?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(PBS Kids)
 
 
 
Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
What to know about the Virus if you've got the Beetus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New studies show the Irish diet is about as healthy as a bowl of Lucky Charms
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I work full-time in New York; we're working from home, and our 5 year-old daughter is home with us. Her kindergarten class is doing lessons on Zoom; we don't have time for that and work. Are we obligated to have her attend lessons?"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
NJ Man crashes Florida online kindergarten music class. Fark: it was Jon Bon Jovi
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bored and tired of the news. Let's have ourselves a good ol' fashioned gif off
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kudos to Pizza Hut for supporting education and distance learning, but perhaps pizza is not the perfect reward for kids trapped inside with limited exercise?
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
1) It's bad form to call your knight "my horsey guy"
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"In hindsight, allowing high school dropouts to borrow federally guaranteed money in order to attend for-profit colleges was disastrous"
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans are twice as likely as Democrats to be farking idiots
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine bananas, popcorn, strawberries, tuna (including the water in the can), Brussels sprouts, creamed corn, bread, black beans, mayonnaise, and imitation butter?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CEO of venture capital firm says the government should let banks and billionaires get "wiped out" and should instead prop up average citizens. 1%-ers seen frowning and making calls
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Student running for student body President shows a video depicting Muslims as terrorists. Muslims in that school feel unsafe. School stands up for their Muslim students. Now the school must pay $665,000 to the bigot. The Aristocrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor mulling over opening schools because 'Coronavirus doesn't seem to threaten kids'. Yup, Florida
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I know we're in the middle of a pandemic and a shelter-in-place order, but I feel like my child needs more help with reading skills. Is it a bad time to ask the teacher for extra help with reading?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As ol' Betsy commands her largest yacht through seas of American education responsibility it is arrrgh a billion for the profiteering pirates to be most stimulated
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State students will not return to school this school year, in administrative decision that runs schools out of snow days until some time in 2078
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette in "home schooling" during coronavirus, says kids should pick their own topics. That's how it should work. So far, they've gotten top grades in the Disney Channel
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(Some Ishmael)
 
 
 
The coronavirus crisis is the perfect time to tackle that white whale of your incomplete literature education
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take too long now, did it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2 in 10 Americans are lying
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
NZ is delivering computers to students who can't afford them, and an educational TV channel is being set up to provide lessons
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NYC education department tells principals to stop using Zoom for teaching. Sesame Street, Electric Company still OK
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland, which has no naturally occurring arachnid population, is importing giant tarantulas for their zoo, setting the stage for an inevitable viking/giant mutated spider sword fight to the death
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Congratulations America. The U.S. has resisted the metric system for more than 50 years
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher writes uplifting chalk messages on students' driveways, hopefully won't be turned into a chalk outline by a freaked-out parent
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President once again displays those managerial skills that only a Wharton education can provide
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Fri April 03, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
82-year-old woman graduates BYU-Idaho nursing school, expected to join frontlines against COVID-19
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
82-year-old woman graduates BYU-Idaho nursing school, expected to join frontlines against COVID-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Socially distant April jobs report laughs and waits while downing a corona as the March jobs report notes a US job loss of "only" 701,000 jobs with unemployment rising to 4.4%
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course it only took a couple days for someone to go and Florida up a virtual classroom
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(Fly the Friendly's Guys)
 
 
 
Is this really the best way they could convey the message of "half education is more dangerous than no education?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Govs of NY and NJ are fighting hard against a mounting death toll from Coronavirus, Govs in WA, CA, MD VA, and PA are trying to "flatten the curve" and Idaho's Gov? He's trying to make sure trans people can't change their birth certificates
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Tue March 31, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia students may not be SOL thanks to the virus
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Mon March 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
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So the kids are home and are avoiding their lessons? Make them do what we did in the 80s: Watch cheaply made educational fantasy/sci-fi shows on PBS. Subby links to his favorite
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Amazon is giving away free kids' films, TV shows, books and education apps for a month to keep your little monsters busy
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Sat March 28, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYU students: "We want a refund on our tuition fees." Dean:" Let me show you the dance of my people"
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
This one time at virtual band camp I played with 500 other county school musicians
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
America isn't the only country full of gullible idiots looking to Darwin themselves. Enter Iran and methanol as a miracle cure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a #1 with a Coke and a apple pie, oh and by the way you're class Valedictorian
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Thu March 26, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Teaching via Zoom. New Hotness: Teaching via a radio station. Fark: AM Radio
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Fark COVID-19 Prepper/Survival Thread: Help other farkers out with support, snark, survival/coping information, and links to goods/resources for those in need
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Mon March 23, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Colleges get a D grade. Moody's downgrades higher education from 'stable' to 'negative' due to the coronavirus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On this first day of online classes, my daughter is quickly discovering she has been transferred to a very bad home school. How is your home school doing parents?
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
A teacher helps redefine a "drive-by" in these uncertain times
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Next on the coronavirus hit parade: internet rationing
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(Google)
 
 
 
Here is the Google coronavirus website President Trump announced last week, and...well...let's just say a picture of a squirrel with big nuts holding a sign that says "wash your hands" would have been better
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Fri March 20, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good news for Aussie school students, you will not have napalm dropped on you from above resulting in a fiery death due to coronavirus. Oh, NAPLAN
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Hawaii public school teachers file formal complaint over order from state Education Superintendent Christina Kishimoto to return to work Monday to empty classrooms during dangerous pandemic
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Seductive details" may inhibit learning. So don't eat candy while the teacher and his wife are demonstrating in sex ed class
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Tue March 17, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas: School's Out. Wait, I thought that was Alice Cooper?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Of course the anime schoolgirl is the favorite. Challenge: Not Japan
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(Scholastic)
 
 
 
Looking for educational materials for the kiddos while they are at home? Scholastic has set up a free "learn at home" website
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's working from home, let's see some photos of those creative home office setups. Pants optional. Link goes to some great ones
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is the real lesson of college closures?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents suffering crippling anxiety from spending time with their children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monday is going to suck with all the bored kids at home. Here's something for your rugrats to do while the schools are shut down. Got any other good ideas, post them to the right
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Sun March 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio surrenders. NYC schools to close
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(Some School Guy)
 
 
 
Whelp, largest school district in Arizona just cancelled all classes tomorrow. 64,000 students and their families directly affected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC: ♫ ♬ School's out for summer ♫ ♬
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just CTRL-ALT-DEL'd himself
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Another Republican governor revokes the 1st Ammendment. 21st amendment reportedly nervous now
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana postponing Democratic primary. Trump looks on with glee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Online trolling is so lucrative Russia has outsourced it to Ghana
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Schools in South Carolina may now admit gay people exist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is a freshman in our default public high school. It is one of the highest rated in the district and state with major extracurriculars and technology. My son hates it; he says his classmates are entitled dicks.They're rich; we're not what do?"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Young boy gets left behind after class trip. A story just like the movie Home Alone. Only Kevin is now three, and "home" is a RODEO
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Tue March 10, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the camo didn't help
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
China will shortly be launching a public education program on how to correctly show your gratitude to the Party and to President Xi for correctly managing the COVID crisis
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Mon March 09, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Stranger Danger you're going down
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Sat March 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Kids, you can do that there flippity-floppity Yoga stuff in school but you best speak English when you do"
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