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Thu July 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
82-year-old man with world's longest fingernails (which he had been growing for 66 years--some of them as much as 6 feet long) cuts fingernails off to sell to museum. Apparently he needed a little scratch
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Plot holes? We don't have plot holes. I left out that entire character's motivation just because I like a nice cool draft when I sit down to write. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, willful ignorance edition
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Purge: Turkish jobs edition
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
And in today's edition of strange homes ... the lunar lander house
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark's "Hey look, it's THAT thread again", air travel edition
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
For reasons we don't need to get into, I've been looking back at some of my opening lines I've used on dating sites. 1. WTF was I thinking when I wrote those? 2. Why are same I wonder WTF I was thinking the ones that worked?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Johnny G take down EC3? Will Lucha Royalty be fed to the Reptile Tribe? How many fingers will subby blow off this year? Your 4th of July edition of "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Francis Scott Key famously wrote 'The Star Spangled Banner' after watching the bombardment of Fort McHenry. Meanwhile, I get distracted from writing by internet cat videos. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bombs bursting edition
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Damn you, Google Translate - Korean edition
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Sat June 30, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
Dodge Challenger special edition offers retro mileage at futuristic prices
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
There's just a few weeks left for submissions for Everybody Panic: The 2018 Fark Fiction Anthology, so if you've been holding off sending in that masterpiece, well . . . don't hold off? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, holding on edition
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Wed June 20, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the question you've had all week: Why Jerry Rice has decided to pose nude
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In today's edition of headlines that cannot be improved: "Man in custody after barricading himself in 'homemade' armored truck near Hoover Dam, reportedly with notes for 'Mr. President'"
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Three years ago Christopher Filardi discovered a beautiful new bird. His experience is why ornithological expeditions are no longer publicized
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Beach Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Cohen flip for great justice? Will Paul go to jail or become a prison snitch? Will a Stoner get indicted? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread, "Shiats on fire, yo" edition. (~noon time news dump) Buckle up everyone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stimulus response, IG report edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad lip reading, NBA edition
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So Sonic has 4 new flavors of Slushes for the summer and all anyone wants to talk about is the Pickle Juice one. Grab a swig right outta the jar and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, June 3-9 Pickle Juice Edition
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Wed June 13, 2018
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
On this week's edition of "Who Can We Piss Off Next?"- OPEC, come on down
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time to write." -Stephen King. Well, duh, of course someone who sells books wants everyone to spend all their time reading. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, stupid conspiracy edition
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
2018 edition of Hurricane Bud threatens US Southwest, with Spuds MacKenzie at its eye partying up a Category 3 storm
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Next week is the 100-year anniversary of the great Hammond train wreck which involved the Hagenback-Wallace Circus train. Bonus: Subby's great-grandfather survived the wreck
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Justify take the Triple Crown with a win at the Belmont Stakes? Or will some other horse deny him a win and be the star of the night? It is the 150th edition of the Belmont Stakes, post-time at 6:37 PM ET and it will be aired on NBC
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
IOKIYAR: master class edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You know it's the NHL finals when Canadians start acting like Floridians. Grab some maple syrup, say you're sorry, and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, May 27-June 2 O Canada Edition
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block."--Carl Hiaasen. On the other hand, nothing inspires creativity in fiction quite like writing a resume. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'Get A Job You Hippie' edition
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Memorial Day was also National Burger Day. Slap those leftover patties on a bun and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 20-26 What Do You Put on Your Burger Edition
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well." -Mark Twain. Meh, I'll get around to finding out if that's actually his quote, sooner or later. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, procrastination edition
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Mon May 28, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What could possibly go wrong?" news, California starts issuing digital license plates
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream, fight, and spit blood (airborne edition)
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Liver cheese isn't cheese, bologna is just weirdly shaped hot dog meat, and WTF is 'luncheon loaf' anyway? Have a sandwich and take the Weird News Quiz, April 13-19 Weird Sandwich Meat Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
♪ Writer man, writer man, doing the things a writer can. What's he like? It's not important. Writer man. Is he a hack, or is he a wreck? How does he earn his sad paycheck? Nobody knows, writer man. ♪ This is your Fark Writer's Thread, TMBG edition
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Monopoly: The Cheaters Edition
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Mon May 21, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than making yourself stop clicking Next Turn on a 4X game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Galactic Civilizations II Ultimate Edition. What have you been playing? Side note: leave your GOG/Steam usernames please
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Thu May 17, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything that has happened before will happen again: NYC racist lawyer edition
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a journey into the unknown." ― Charlie Kaufman. Huh, no, I always know exactly how I'm going to screw it all up. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, unknown places edition
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The Gilded Vagina is the latest edition to our jewelry collection
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
NES Classic Edition returning to stores in June. Now you don't have to yell at your kids for stealing yours
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Accepting transgender people is like allowing a man who thinks he's a bird to jump off a building"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the most unique baby name you've ever heard?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends mocks NYTimes for not covering ISIS news in their Friday edition. Fark: NYTimes broke the story on Wednesday and printed it Thursday
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Avenatti drop more bombshells? Will America exit the world? Will there continue to be new 5pm news dumps every hour leading up to 5pm? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "oh dear Christ, what now?" edition (~5pm news dump)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it darn near impossible to find good avocados this time of year? They're all either too mushy or too hard. Smear some on toast as you enjoy the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 29-May 5 Avocado Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"He's dead, Jim." -Dr. McCoy. "Well, that depends on whether you look in the box or not." -Erwin Schrödinger. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, dubious mortality edition
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that brief time of year when we can save on our electric bill while airing out the house. Open your window and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 22-28 Fresh Air Edition
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The flesh feast known as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition may be coming to an end (possibly NSFW)
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller drop da subpoenas? Will we get firings? More resignations? Jesus Christ, it's only Wednesday? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Mid-Week Madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
She can make anyone look at her books. Her ads turn heads, and her covers can make legs grow weak. She is the best promoted writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'get your mind out of the gutter' edition
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Sun April 29, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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(Jon McNaughton)
 
 
 
Grace your home with Jon McNaughton's newest masterpiece, in which noted fisherman in a 3-piece suit, Donald J. Trump, teaches an SJW to fish
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Fri April 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Things they don't want you to know: Funeral Home Edition. (Slideshow)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the Koreas announce unification? Will Mueller stop giving America blue balls of justice? Will Trump also plead the fifth? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "What the hell else will drop this week?" Edition. (~5pm news dump)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." - Robert F. Kennedy. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Achievement Unlocked edition
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hold my beer: wedding photo edition
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Is He Lying or is it Dementia?" Trump denies ever speaking to a reporter who has interviewed him multiple times
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Handmaid's Tale 2: Cheerleader edition
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
To save costs, your customers reduce consumption of your product by 75%, what do you do? Double the minimum package quantity and triple the price, of course. Today, on the next episode of American Capitalism: Cancer Drug Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a break from all the celebrity deaths this past week and relax with the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 8-14 No Dead Celebrity Questions Edition
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will more shiat come out of the Cohen case? Will Hannity be revealed as the connection between Trump and Russia? Will Pompeo get confirmed? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread, "mid-week madness" edition (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. Also, that alien was a giant dick. Wait, what do you mean I can't say that?" This is your Fark Writer's Thread, screaming in space edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's edition Jimmy Kimmel ripping on Sean Hannity for 2 minutes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
33 abused chihuahuas rescued from a Ford Expedition. In other news, the Chihuahua Abuse Expedition is the name of subby's Laurie Anderson tribute band
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller send a retaliatory indictment for the Scooter Libby stunt? Will Trump have the interview? Will he resign? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Oh what a week its been" edition (~5pm news dump)
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Trump fire Rosenstein and Mueller and Sessions and...? Will we be in a shooting war with the Sov-I mean, Russians? Will Zuck f*ck up? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread, "Midweek madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
National Beer Day was last week. As was School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day, and National Rat Day. Today is National Siblings Day, so grab your brother or sister and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 1-7 Silly Holiday Edition
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller unseal some indictments? Will Trump agree to an interview? Will we get a report soon? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Mid-Week Madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is Spring here yet? Can we get some warmer weather? Can we move our cubicles outside and run some extension cords? Maybe open a window? Since you're stuck in the office anyways, take the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, March 25-31 Springy Boing-Boing Weather Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." - George Orwell, 1984. Hah, silly writer, don't you know clocks only go to twelve? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'failure of basic research' edition
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best of both worlds, Telecaster mashup with a Stratocaster. Get 'em quick..it's a limited edition model folks
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Easter Egg Edition
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Blank Canvas Edition
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So we're still cleaning our dryer filters and belly buttons because Lent isn't over yet. Hopefully you're not spending 40 days without the Weekly Weird News Quiz, March 18-24 Is It Over Yet I Want To Start Drinking Again Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." --Anonymous. And yet here I am, submitting this headline. This is your Fark writer's thread, internet distraction edition
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SHS doesn't feel the need to make up new lies when caught, the NRA is potentially in even deeper crap than previously thought, and Trumpy continues tweeting dumb shiat. MSNBC discussion thread, Taco Tuesday edition, fun starts 8pm EDT
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, "Clarissa Explains It All" is coming back, albeit with a Melissa Joan Hart who has gone full Kirk Cameron. What's with all the '90s shows? Tell us all about it after taking the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 11-17 Retread Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Three O'Clock High: White House Edition
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie tweet his praise for the FBI and then blame them for all of life's miseries? Will CA get a third undercover drop? Why is ALEC working with the Chinese? THIS is your Trump rumor/speculation thread "wtf Wednesday edition" (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit." --John Milton. Huh, I guess that explains why my last novel gave up the ghost half way through. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, inadvertent exorcism edition
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Mon March 19, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump opens the morning with a Twit-fit then goes full Duterte in New Hampshire. Plus, Cambridge Analytica discusses entrapping politicians with hookers and Lordy there are tapes. It is the Manic Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Remember the Palm Pilot? It's back, in TV form
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In this weeks' edition of "No, we haven't grown a spine yet", Democratic lawmakers pull back from their hardline stance on immigration
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