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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US Dollar is rapidly losing its treasured World Reserve Currency status, thanks to America's "Read the Manuals, Read the Reports" pandemic response's devastating impact on our economy
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Want a raise? Survive COVID-19
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Mon August 03, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Trump claims 'jobs will disappear' if Biden is elected. Anyone want to tell him?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fed official says another lockdown is absolutely needed to save economy ...also from the Trump Administration that believes the economy is already flourishing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chipotle, McDonald's, Dunkin, Starbucks, and Taco Bell parent Yum Brands are hiring. Welcome to the future of employment in the US
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Long-term deleterious economic after-effects of pandemics could span multiple decades"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Covid-19 relief programs are riddled with suspected fraud. Subby is riddled with suspected shock
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Florida disaster trifecta cashes out
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. Again. Fresh Hell is already here, but the MSNBC discussion starts at 7PM ET with the Reid Out
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus got knocked down but got up again, just like Chumbawumba
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like that lonely guy at last call, China's monetary policy will be more flexible yet targeted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Germany's economy makes a tough deutschlanding
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Germany's economy makes a tough deutschlanding
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Wed July 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The argument even Trump die hards are reduced to: Sure Trump's poll numbers are plummeting, the economy is in shambles, pandemic is running like wildfire through our country and cities are wracked by protests, but you always "buy the dip" right?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's economy? Phooey
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chief Powell is expected to say the Fed will keep pulling green smoke out of its backside, but the mirrors are getting kinda scary and tranished
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
1 in 4 American cars are at least 16 years old. Not that there's anything affordable on $600/week unemployment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans are driving older cars as workers stay home and the economy slows, according to some guy at Ric Romero Motors
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Michigan economist honks Larry Kudlow's big, red nose while pointing out he hasn't been right about anything in six months
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Durable-goods orders surge 7.3% in June as everybody got out and bought something
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz takes a break from crafting unbreakable cyphers and plotting murder to claim Democrats are trying to shut down schools to help beat Trump
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
↘ 32
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Booze makers say they need help. Look, we're doing the best that we can
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Fri July 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Half of America now believes the jobs they lost because of the pandemic are never coming back. Thanks Donnie
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Half of America now believes the jobs they lost because of the pandemic are never coming back. Thanks Donnie
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Thu July 23, 2020
(United States Mint)
 
 
 
The U.S. Mint is literally begging for spare change
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Are Republicans "on acid"? Republicans want to know
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul demands immediate impeachment due to inept coronavirus response
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come for the Corona, stay for the Trump Virus. 5:30 pm really means 6:03 pm
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Tue July 21, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that he's essentially elected for life, Putin's stated goal to make Russia one of the top 5 economies in the world somehow just fell out of a window
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
What "presidential" might look like
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rich Canadian says Congress should stop helping Americans and let small businesses fail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huckabeast continues to lie about Trump even though it's no longer her job
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The virus isn't hitting investment in space companies quite as bad yet, says a report from Andromeda, Strayne, and Crichton
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Sat July 18, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ma'am, this is a Verizon store, not a public restroom. And put on a mask, why don't you
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Think of the Night King and Arya Stark"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Rather than die for the economy, teachers are ready to quit
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mussolini made the trains run on time. Trump got more water in your dishwasher. A true leader
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Headline: "What Wall Street's results tell you about America's economy" Article: nothing. Fark: because the stock market is about betting that you can predict what other bettors will predict is the prettiest girl. Or the most precious tulip
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Experts: extended unemployment benefits, which expire next week, are the only thing between 30 million Americans and financial catastrophe. Trump: 'find something new.' McConnell: 'no blue state bailouts.' This is your regular failed state thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have ya tried NOT being unemployed? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America went crazy buying new clothes during June on news that eating nothing but Nachos, Funyons, and pizza for three months causes many wardrobe items to no longer fit correctly
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America went crazy buying new clothes during June on news that eating nothing but Nachos, Funyons, and pizza for three months causes many wardrobe items to no longer fit correctly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Price Is Right fail horn]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Every sign is pointing to an apocalyptic election for Republicans -- one that could set the party back at the state and national level for years, if not decades." Womp womp
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we are getting a K-shaped recovery in the United States
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The best way to fix the greatest economy ever is to destroy the environment
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most US transit buses are manufactured outside of the US, and Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro just got a close-up look at the bottom of one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
JP Morgan sets aside 10 billion dollars as the Pandemic rages, the economy slides and debts mount
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good thing China has a workforce that isn't allowed to say no, they have avoided recession as the coronavirus is smashing other major economies
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House signals openness to unemployment compromise as crucial deadline looms for 30 million with no good job prospects in sight and a new lockdown probably right around the corner
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House signals openness to unemployment compromise as crucial deadline looms for 30 million with no good job prospects in sight and a new lockdown probably right around the corner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
But... but... but my ass
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Citibank will be getting a bailout
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Thom Tillis begs voters to remember how good life was in February and not how awful life was from March to November when casting their ballots
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Mon July 13, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The economy is in a tail spin? Better cut taxes for the rich
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We're now seeing the normal recession dynamics we were trying to avoid"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In case you're curious why the stock market is up despite the general malaise the answer is that the large tech companies that drive major stock market indices make most of their sales overseas where sane people preside and the economy is recovering
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abu Dhabi scores higher than Dubai in coronavirus economy, Scrabble
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unemployed to earn $600 less weekly
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New plasma-coated bandages may stick it to chronic (slow-healing) wounds
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
France surrenders "Minister of Attractiveness" appointment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pointy-headed liberals, takers and socialists call for national mask usage, but so do business leaders, trade groups and economists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pointy-headed liberals, takers and socialists call for national mask usage, but so do business leaders, trade groups and economists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another 1.3M. What a great economy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Some spots" of economic damage? "SOME SPOTS?"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Well, we're boned
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Well, we're boned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Sweden is the cautionary tale here. Definitely it's Sweden. Yup. The world is learning from Sweden
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iranians aren't letting Americans be the only people apathetic about the cresting second wave of COVID-19
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sometimes The Onion is good, and sometimes The Onion is great
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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Thu July 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good News: Unemployment falls to 11.1%. Bad news: Unemployment is still at 11.1%
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good News: Unemployment falls to 11.1%. Bad news: Unemployment is still at 11.1%
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps it is time to consider the possibilty that not only is Wall St. NOT the economy, but that Wall St. is in fact a parasite on the economy?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The runaway freight train that is Trump's approval rating continues, rising all the way to 39% from its already respectable 41%
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Kids don't really carry the virus. Daycare centers: Hold my glitter macaroni art while I lick the Jungle Jim
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump has gotten really skilled at pretending not to be president
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're on the Cash Cliff, a game show where we ask you that if the Democrats or Republicans are responsible for your income inequality. Get the questions right and Congress tosses you a lifeline, get it wrong and we kick you out on the street
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar: "Yeah, about me touring during the pandemic"
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration intentionally promoted flawed Covid-19 antibody tests because they provided better arguments for reopening the economy
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans will just have to live with massive coronavirus surge, the ones that live I mean" says Larry Kudlow, noted White House expert epidemiologist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico's economy hits a wall in April, shrinking by a record 17.3%
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico's economy hits a wall in April, shrinking by a record 17.3%
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House spokesman on Covid: "You'll get over it." Well, some of us, anyhow
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out even if the US were to be more like Sweden, people will just stay home instead of spending money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out even if the US were to be more like Sweden, people will just stay home instead of spending money
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
The most searched word in your state on dictionary.com between March and May had something to do with the pandemic, unless you live in Missouri
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US GDP drops at a 5.0% rate in Q1 and that's the good news
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
So, that 2nd stimulus check, well turns out Steve doesn't think you need one, but hey don't worry, the next "stimulus" is going to be "jobs" focused. You might say, it will have a laser like focus on "jobs"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Red states reopening has been a disaster, and Republican governors are openly panicking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only 50% of Wisconsinites approve of Trumps handling of the economy, down 5% from last month and that's the BEST news for Trump in a poll that has Biden leading in the state by 8% thanks to 15-point swing by independents and a 10% drop in GOP support
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC's Jim Cramer has determined why the market dropped 700 points today. And it ain't Trump and it ain't COVID-19. Take a wild guess who is to blame
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A French study suggests school kids don't spread the virus. At least, not when they're smoking or having a sippy cup of bordeaux
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(MSN)
 
 
 
25% of the UK's furloughed workers will get an update to their employment status in September, and it's not a good one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades outlook for global economy, claiming a quick recovery would be unbelievable. WOAH
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dow tanks hard as people realize that money doesn't actually prevent transmission of a deadly illness
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US economy won't recover because the rich aren't spending money on leisure. And you thought the US wasn't a service economy
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar volunteers to die if it will help the economy
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unknown author tells Tucker Carlson that a vote against Trump is a vote against "civilization". And by "civilization", he means "the land of cotton". Look away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, New Yorkers aren't rushing back out to expose themselves to coronavirus for the good of the economy. Thanks Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German economy will shrink 6.5% this year due to the coronavirus pandemic
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is the patsy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coronavirus pandemic, which is totally fake when it comes to reopening the economy and the need to wear a mask, is totally real when it comes to the need for border closures and ending immigration
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden appears educated, informed and neat compared to Trump who appears annoyed, irritated and frustrated according to swing voters in not very important Pennsylvania
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2016, Putin didn't expect Trump to win. Now, with his economy in shambles, he needs him to
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Market expert warns we are in "one of the nutsiest bubbles in the history of bubbledom" so we've that going for us
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Trump: If the Democrats win, there will be a recession and riots. So, no change, then?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia cuts its rate the most in five years while signaling more cuts may be ahead. As if the rouble wasn't rubble already
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hold on to your touques, but Canadian retail was down a record 26.4% in April
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's governor is full of shiat and is scared of Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's debt is now larger than its economy. "Welcome to the big leagues," says the US
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
My brain cells were commiting suicide when i read this transcript
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Resistance leaders: Burn that rebel flag, Postpone Gatherings and Be Safe. Who are these Empathetic Citizens? Those nice boys from down the street, The Insane Clown Posse
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
US mortgage rates hit an all-time low, mirroring most people's credit scores
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reminisce about the first 100 coronavirus deaths and survivors with this hot list of the 100 best and worst pandemic stonks
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The rich aren't buying enough super yachts, and that's tanking the economy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who knew Biden was a grower?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
How the SCOTUS' LGBTQ ruling will boost the US economy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Website platform Contentful raises a boatload
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis defies decritics as DeCoronavirus spreads in destate, focusing on deeconomy instead of depeople
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Production on Dances With Smurfs II: The Wrath of Azrael resumes filming in New Zealand after Coronavirus restrictions are lifted
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Job openings: good pay and benefits, must like doughnuts and black people
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Make sure your mouse has a fresh battery, log into your Robinhood account and trade options for mad gains as Fed Chair Jerome Powell addresses Congress today at 10am EST
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Mon June 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow defends covering up what companies received PPP bailouts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow defends covering up what companies received PPP bailouts
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man with no discernible talents complains about overpaying the peons
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to figure out how much you think your vote is worth
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may need to call Kenny Loggins soon
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Someone named Swonk explains the stonks. tl;dr the market is not the economy--it's just legalized gambling
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're all doomed in August
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Well it's official, it's a cult
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. Remember to hydrate. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The stock market isn't reading the room
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow denies existence of recession. Again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow denies existence of recession. Again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The EPA is about to force its employees to return to the office and telework from their desks with no other precautions. For some reason, their union has a problem with this
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Wed June 10, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Mid-week. What weirdness is in the news today? Find out with the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A one year membership in the Jelly of the Month club
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Once you get your tacos, raise a glass to those who made them. Then, turn on to the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign is launching a new $10 million ad campaign trumpeting that America is right on the verge of recovering from the devastation he's wrought, so be sure to stick with him this November
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the economy shrinking by a record 16%-21.8%, it's no strain to say the pain is plainly in Spain
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Department of Labor: "We're bringing back jobs." Brookings Institute: "Um yeah, about that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the US pandemic recession began in February
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The 'rona is changing the rental economy and for companies like Airbnb, Avis, Uber, and Cashpadz, it hertz
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's having a COVID second wave already? Iran. The reason? People don't wear masks or do social distancing and opened because ''of the economy''... that reminds you of anywhere? No? Me neither
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Black workers are being left behind as the economy reopens
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Sun June 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Libertarians pick their 2020 presidential candidate and...okay, we have got to find her running mate's Fark handle because damn
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That decrease in unemployment numbers Trump bragged about? Yeah, about that
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Before you start getting too excited about the market and the economy you should know that Jim Cramer just declared "We're back"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vice President Biden addresses the latest jobs report and the state of the economy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone, the economy could be a lot worse
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone, the economy could be a lot worse
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump bragging about job numbers rebounding after he crashed the economy is like Police officers bragging about all the citizens healing up after they brutally beat them
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Senators opposed to extending unemployment benefits, but worry that canceling them will sink their Senate Majority. Then there's Rand Paul (R-KYJelly): a "terrible idea [that] never should have passed in the first place"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASDAQ 100 erases all losses from coronavirus pandemic, so we're all good now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fake Fox News polls now have Joe Biden leading Trump in Ohio, Wisconsin, Arizona
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pandemic unemployment claims reach a staggering 42.6 million
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Governor announces Florida bars and movie theaters can reopen. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail', 'Dumbass', and 'Florida' submissions
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sweden's chief epidemiologist: Hmmm, maybe we should have tried a lockdown after all
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Scientist admits Sweden could have handled the coronavirus outbreak better, possibly by doing something, anything
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Tue June 02, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An ABC News/Washington Post poll indicates that since their last poll was taken on March 25th, Joe Biden's lead over Cadet Bone Spur has jumped by 8 points
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Some good news: "The evidence indicates that the economic effects of the 1918 influenza pandemic were short-term... society recovered from the 1918 influenza quickly. The Spanish flu left almost no discernible mark on the aggregate US economy"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus will wipe out $8 trillion from the US economy in the next decade
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a Democrat isn't President?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm certain that shorting a currency is a sign of a recovering national economy. Right? RIGHT?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lies so much we need another fact checker: the Secret Service
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"It almost seems like they're sending them out without any real background checks or doing things without due diligence or process" says man receiving a stimulus payment addressed to his dead mother
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brazil sees a record number of virus cases, and 1,000 dead in 24 hours. Their Amazon is in really bad shape
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US savings rate hits a record 33% as the virus forces the 66% of us left with jobs to be responsible
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pelosi is done with the GOP's sham stunt opposing proxy voting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halitosis makes a comeback as the virus has impulse buys restrained
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Otherwise pedestrian Mediate clickbait piece notable only for the massively-arrayed derp of the comments, which - like mindless clockwork - hit every single one of the right wing talking points. Check out "johnfored" (nice bot name) and "his" list
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post editorial board to Donald: "There's something worse than being hated. It's being ignored." The NY Post being the prestigious and dignified publication that it is, subby guarantees that will definitely not happen with the NY Post
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What can the Isle of Eigg teach us about building a new economy? Well, it's got to come before the chickens come home to roost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't have a second wave if the first wave never ends
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The cost of the UK's virus support jumps about $12 bil in a week, which is like £ somethingsomethingnumber in a fortnight
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese state-run media call US threats of sanctions over Hong Kong 'nothingburger' but Hong Kong is 'baconator'
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Back to work" bonuses may become a real thing if you want to die for shareholders profits
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
China study on why America is so rich and powerful backfires in the most unimaginable/obvious way possible, depending on your bias
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. No, not that one, thank God. It's just Argentina defaulting again
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most Americans will express their common sense
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooo
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The only thing better than Civ 6 is FREE Civ 6
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Faced with challenges at home and abroad, Xi whips out his red dragon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF says banks will struggle to be profitable through 2025. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT COULD HAPPEN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you mean Georgians won't risk death to buy soft-serve ice cream or scented candles?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Atlantic is laying off 20% of staff, presumably by notifying them with an extremely long email
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says that even if there's a second round of coronavirus, he won't close the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come on guys, it's not just a bunch of heartless boardroom plutocrats that want you to get back out there and die for the economy. The dolphins want you back out there, too. You don't want to let down the dolphins, do you?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lead for Biden widens
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Like how Wile E. Coyote doesn't actually drop until he looks down?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ALEC and GOP lawmakers are urging the Feds to not bail out the states. Reasons are it'll cost too much and people might end up wanting to raise taxes on the rich
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sure, $1200 seems like a lot for one person, but compare that to the $37 billion Trump has given to major corporations for Coronavirus relief
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gobble up food in a flash a la Pac-Man in the arcade game with this nifty coronavirus mask that allows you to eat in a restaurant
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a trap
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
49 out of 50 governors have approval ratings for their coronavirus responses that are sky-high compared to Trumps. And yeah, he's bitter about it. Who's the 1 who doesn't? Well, let's just say his state doesn't have its own tag yet -- but it should
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Economy in free fall, pandemic attacking the nation, record unemployment but sure let's talk about morning talk show ratings
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's all team work and Kum Ba Yah until a vaccine is developed then it's every country for itself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Great, unemployment is about to get even more depressing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow up 840 points, or 3.5%, on news that coronavirus will not impact the wealthy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
36 million unemployed? BETTER CUT FOOD STAMPS
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Butte County: "We've got this corona thing under control. We're reopening early." Local Church: "Hold my collection plate"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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Fri May 15, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Trump said he doesn't want to see a "new normal" with people distant from each other and needing to wear masks in public. "Who wants to do that?" Just a guess but people who don't want to die or infect others for the greater good?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just throw this on the coronavirus bad timeline pile: Consumer spending on retail items plunged a record 16.4% in April, far worse than the 12.3% predicted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just throw this on the coronavirus bad timeline pile: Consumer spending on retail items plunged a record 16.4% in April, far worse than the 12.3% predicted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Commerce Department to report retail sales dropped 11.4% from March to April
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Thu May 14, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets his rally. Live from Allentown, PA distribution center
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh everybody look at Sweden. Isn't it so great that they never shut down and kept their economy from imploding? What? Their per capita death rate is now WORSE than the US? Well I'll be. Who saw this coming?
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
36.5M unemployed
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yertle wants to see how many people will die before spending more on Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some parts of the economy [click, add to cart] are doing quite nicely [click, buy now] during this pandemic [click, free shipping]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden, Sanders announce task forces to find party unity over policy. WONDER TWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are saving more, buying less, and paying down debt. Obviously that's a bad thing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
No foolin' - US wholesale prices dropped a record 1.3% in April
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump and the GOP want to reopen? They think it will make them look good. The hundreds of thousand dead will just be icing on the cake
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The seven things America will never do to beat Covid-19 and save the economy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what's happening after hundreds of anti-lockdown protesters crammed together in Michigan recently
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once again for the cheap seats, "THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT REALITY"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"...remember it's not just Taiwan or Norway that is exposing America's chauvinist boasting about itself as a bitter joke. Sierra Leone, Greece, and Croatia are also exposing America as the tenth-rate failure it is"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rufus Alexander, a clearly pampered Blenheim Cavalier Spaniel, takes a nap at yesterday's Senate Hearing, owns the Internet. Is unimpressed by any of it. Is a good boy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Kushner thinks we need to open the economy now, but holding an election in November is still too early to tell
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hits back at Rand Paul like a neighbor with a landscaping grudge
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What to make of Blue leaning Senate polls?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans have already decided that Trump is going to lose, so they're moving to hamstring Biden, hoping for a backlash in 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about the economy. And everything else, really
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
That $2,000 a month stimulus plan? Yeah, about that
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
That $2,000 a month stimulus plan? Yeah, about that
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow confused by Obama's criticism of the Trump administration, light switches
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you think it's safer to visit a coffee shop or a gym? Hey, HOW ABOUT NEITHER
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you think it's safer to visit a coffee shop or a gym? Hey, HOW ABOUT NEITHER
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mainstream payday lenders see a golden opportunity to get into the murky small business loan racket
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
It's time to consider a universal basic income. Change my mind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One more time: The stock market is not the economy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Birx says the CDC reopening guidelines weren't shelved, they were, uh, being edited. Yeah, that's it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now we know why Barr moved to drop charges against Flynn yesterday: So Trump would have an excuse to rage against the Deep State and the impeachment "hoax" today, rather than explaining why the worst jobs report in US history "isn't his fault"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump on coronavirus: "It'll go away." Trump on 20 million jobs lost: "Those jobs will all be back and be back very soon"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham has managed to say something even more stupid than literally any other time he's opened his mouth
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Thu May 07, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The economy may be in the crapper, but Oklahoma lawmakers are still getting their 35 percent pay raise
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump admits his coronavirus response is causing a Pearl Harbor or 9/11 every day. Well he didn't actually say this but you know that is what you were thinking
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Die deutsche Bundesliga-Saison beginnt am 16. Mai und ist die erste europäische Liga, die inmitten der Coronavirus-Pandemie wieder aufgenommen wird
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ba-Zynga
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has told advisers that he believes wearing a face mask would "send the wrong message" and make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening the economy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Covid second wave could be gnarly, and a third may be hella bad
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Remember when only 30% unemployment was the worst that could happen with the economy?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump: I thought coronavirus mortality rate was 'about filling up Yankee Stadium with death.' Narrator: Not only is Yankee Stadium already full but Citi Field is halfway there
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Globalization isn't new - a global economy with luxury consumerism and global interconnectivity linked Europe, Africa and Asia at least 5,000 years ago and was widespread 2,000 years ago. BONUS: they didn't have to deal with 'influencers'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC getting ready to party like it's 1975
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The US Treasury says it's already borrowed half $3tril it needs to keep the GOP mega-donors happy and quiet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Greatest economy ever." "I have the best words." "I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party." "Worst job loss in the history of ADP report" One of these is not a lie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Trump tours a factory, the PA plays "Live and Let Die". At least it wasn't something by the WHO
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: "Alright, disband the taskforce. We've solved the COVID-19 problem once and for all". States: "But-" Trump Admin: "ONCE AND FOR ALL"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To restart its economy, Germany's Bavaria planning a tourism busch this month
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