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Sun February 17, 2019
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you don't want to see photos of squirrels eating random foods, I'm not sure what you're even doing here
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Under the terms of the deal, science fiction novels would be periodically interrupted by scenes in which the characters would drop everything and start [eating] soup, smacking their lips and exclaiming over just how delicious they were"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
White Castle celebrates Valentines Day with table reservations and hostess seating. The idea was created by one smart fellow
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Wed February 13, 2019
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Hulu creating new series about a kindly landlord who helps young ladies in their times of duress
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Tue February 12, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Foot Locker invests $100 million in Goat Group, possibly in effort to stop bleating money
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because nothing sticks it to your ex like eating alone at Hooters on Valentine's Day
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Cleveland Browns)
 
 
 
Since they're used to beatings, the Cleveland Browns sign Kareem Hunt
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Some dum-dum suffered "fearful hallucinations" and a heart attack from eating a lollipop containing 70 mg of THC, equivalent to one deca-Becky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
But will they kill us for eating all the hamberders?
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Sat February 09, 2019
(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey menu: Kings in Boston is one of five appetizers at 1 PM ET, Leafs/Habs or Pens/Bolts two of the three mains at 7 and Flames/Nucks or Jackets/Knights for the late dessert, plus four other pizzas. Shut up Pierre, I'm eating
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Independent)
 
 
 
The tragicomedy that is Russiagate has entered the "eating their own" stage of the proceedings as Conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi, sues Roger Stone for $25 mil claiming he tried to give him a heart attack to keep him from testifying
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miami Gardens HS student improves SAT score too much, accused of cheating
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Thu February 07, 2019
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Is it safe to eat snow? That depends on how many dogs are in the yard
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Arkansas senator not amused that flyer from upcoming metal show depicts him eating a baby. That's metal. \m/-.-\m/
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't eat too much processed food, or these things will happen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't eat too much processed food, or these things will happen
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The problem is, dogs love edibles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old: Leopards eating your face. New: Seal Leopards pooping out your USB stick
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Mon February 04, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is there anything more emblematic of "The Patriot Way" than the fact that their Superbowl MVP was a player who began the season serving a suspension for cheating?
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Sun February 03, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you like eating pizza? I used to like eating pizza, too, but then it got so mainstream. I've moved on to other pizza-like foods that are superior in many ways, like stromboli. You've probably never heard of it
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Fri February 01, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thinking Americans: Nobody could say anything dumber than Jim Hoft about green energy heating one's house. Tucker Carlson: Hold my beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a cis woman in my mid-50s who's been in a really nice relationship for about five years with a man my age. He has decided to start dressing as a woman, and I find myself no longer attracted to him when he does this. What do?"
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While you're wondering how to pay your next heating oil bill, Cash Me Outside girl,15, just signed a $1 million makeup deal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eating breakfast, which was bad for people losing weight, then good for weight loss, is once again bad for people trying to lose weight
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
I thought I was having a waking vision of my own horrible bloody death; but, to my relief, it was just my twin brother being stabbed to death in my living room
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Airlines are deliberately seating you apart from your travelling companion when you book a flight to generate change of seat fees. Some guy named Al Gorithm is behind this dark pattern
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eating nuts will improve quality of your sperm. But if we have to eat our nuts, what is the point? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Furthermore, vegans were significantly more determined than others that they would not eat foods of insect origin, even if they were nutritious, safe, affordable, and convenient"
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(George Takei)
 
 
 
Have any of you ever been guilty of "sneating"?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Despite coming from a trainwreck of a family with multiple issues, my husband is a normal, kind, well-adjusted man. His parents are incapable of adulting. We're expecting our second child; he wants to keep it from them so they don't visit. What do?"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Investors, media partners, and sponsors are hoping to cash in on professional e-sports, including creating talent farms at the collegiate and high school levels. Next up: Fantasy Fortnite leagues, maybe an EA gaming game with "play to win DLC" DLC
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Tue January 29, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world." Roger Stone, ladies and gentlemen. *polite applause*
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Mon January 28, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Elizabeth Warren listing all the reasons why Wells Fargo sucks and why their CEO is a corrupt cheating assclown (she may not have said the assclown part)
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Fri January 25, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out it was a bad idea for Manafort to agree to a plea deal with Mueller and then lie to him anyway. Entire Republican party seen sweating profusely
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former VP Joe Biden could easily wipe Trump off the political map in 2020 ...if only he'd stop defeating himself
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We know our game is janky as hell, people are constantly cheating, and servers seem to be empty most of the time, but we're introducing a new mode that will fracture the player base even further *yay*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What is a good drink that goes with eating the rich?
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Wed January 23, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So why are the candy hearts MIA this year? Now I'll have to go back to eating just regular chalk
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ramen restaurant in Manhattan now has seating for Farkers
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Sat January 19, 2019
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Millions of college students have no access to nutritious and affordable food. Otherwise known as those with a dorm cafeteria meal plan
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Thu January 17, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even though the election isn't until 2020, it's never too early for the Democratic party to start eating itself over policy purity tests
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Plan would clean up New York Harbor with one billion oysters, which will be contaminated by all the crap they filter, which will make New Yorkers sick from eating them, which will lead to huge sewage flow that will recontaminate the harbor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why it's time to start eating roadkill"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Everyone must be restricted to eating 4 servings of meat a month, 4 eggs a week, and less than 1 serving of dairy a day to ensure the survival of a world a lot of us wouldn't want to live in anyway
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Single women no longer allowed to eat at the bar in high end restaurant in Dubai ... I mean NYC
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Tue January 15, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford and Volkswagen team up to build vehicles together that are fitted with mechanic-defeating devices so you don't know when your Ford breaks down
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Face Eating Leopard feeds garbage to Tigers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fasting? Here comes the science
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman teaches society an important lesson by no longer eating McDonald's all the time. If you do this, you can lose weight. Yes, it's true
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Sat January 12, 2019
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Man found crawling around in storm drains, keeps repeating "we all float down here" for some reason
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Beware of the "pegans" - an unholy cross of paleo diet with vegan diet that some bloggers are calling the next big thing
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Murderous brain-eating tits now a thing. Thanks, climate change
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The lifesaving food of which 90% aren't eating enough. If you guessed tree bark, well "No" but you're close
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Problem: How to make eating bugs palatable
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Great tits are killing birds and eating their brains
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem sold the most albums in 2018, beating out everyone with a shred of talent
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Drunk cheating man proposes to wrong woman, gets even stupider by going on social media for advice ...then goes through with it anyway (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any other advice? Other than to have a nice strong drink?
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Alabama officials warn motorists not to eat chicken tenders spilled on highway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Natalia Veselnitskaya, the Russian lawyer in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, has been charged with obstruction of justice, cheating on Eddie Van Halen
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays trimming their stadium seating capacity from 31,000 to 26,000, now have a chance at getting within 10,000 ticket sales of a sellout
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Sun January 06, 2019
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Christmas tree gives one last present before being discarded
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Sat January 05, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Antarctic ice melts to January record low. It's almost as if the oceans are heating up or something. Someone might want to look into this before it becomes a problem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: Every day at 11:30, across Norway, something strange happens that may explain why productivity in Norway grew by 9%. Fark: it involves flammable brown goat's milk cheese
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Fri January 04, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, trying to eat healthy for the new year, are ordering salads of go fark yourself
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends hope for racist interview and find average old white guy eating pancakes, submitter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
University team successfully breaks world record by creating the largest blanket fort ever. Who says higher education is a waste of time?
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Is it OK to toss an apple core or banana peel outside after you eat it? You know this article is necessary because apparently an apple or banana has never fallen from a tree before
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Study finds average child consumes 18 years' worth of sugar by the time they reach 10th birthday. Of course the US is probably way above average
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you do with all the leftover prawn heads from your restaurant that would normally go in the trash? Deep fry them and serve them to drunks, of course
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Some Historian)
 
 
 
A map of the oldest restaurants in Los Angeles and surrounding areas. No, Pulp Fiction's coffee shop was not Chips in Hawthorne
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, in Queens, the cops have a problem with you beating someone to death for trying to force their way into your home
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eating at Chipotle is becoming a nail-biting experience
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Mon December 31, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mom, girlfriend, and son conceived via in-vitro after his death hear man's heart beating in another person's chest. Rare hearing your relative's donor heart beating in new person trifecta in play
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper weighs in on politics, cheating at golf, and having understanding parents
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Fri December 28, 2018
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Avengers: Endgame is the most-anticipated film of 2019, easily beating out Star Wars Episode IX: The Fandom Menace
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Thu December 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been trying to feed health food to my family, but my son has been gaining weight. I'm convinced he's sneaking out and eating junk food. How can I stop him from enjoying unhealthy foods?"
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Wed December 26, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Bernie/Beto war is heating up among people with nothing better to do and aren't helping either potential candidate
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepfather's birthday is on Christmas. He wants us to donate to a religious charity instead of give him a gift; as I'm now a devout atheist, I don't support those organizations. Can I give to The Human Fund? Or is that cheating?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Seventeen letters from Santa that will warm your heart. Come for trading their mom for a dog, stay for not eating their boogers anymore
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Sun December 23, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Walmart store decides to stop selling ammunition and donate its stock to the local police department, creating the biggest political controversy of the year in Loonyville, Mass
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Sat December 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New report finds Louisiana ranked as the least healthy state. It was close, but New Orleans was the tiebreaker with hurricanes, gunshots and eating beignets
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Fri December 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wife accuses husband of cheating on her with hundreds of women after coming home stinking of booze and sex. He admits it. Then things take a dark turn
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Going out to eat alone is not a loser move, it's a power move
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum realises daughter, 9, has been eating catnip for days after accidentally buying her a Garfield advent calendar for cats
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man's injuries seem more consistent with a beating than fainting (w go fundme singing video - sfw)
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Thu December 20, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Would you eat a roasted pig's head? This tapas bar offers it and gets rave reviews
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I left my grandkids alone with their mom's father, against her expressed wishes, and when I got back he was beating one and cursing at them. My daughter-in-law has put them in daycare rather than leaving them with me. I'm so sad. I'm a victim, too
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drunk driving, possessing meth, pot, heroin, and guns only misses Gold Star Level Florida by not having samurai swords or eating someone's face
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Wed December 19, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In what is not a repeat from July 3, 1863, police find dead horse near Gettysburg. Subby would have posted this to the Politics tab, but the beating would be ad infinitum
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Girl's cancer vanishes ****FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER*** after she receives treatment. The reason it disappeared mysteriously after she received treatment has everyone baffled. Because there's no correlation between treating disease and it going away
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee is holdout on the seating of the first openly LGBT member of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission because she has the extreme view that gays should be allowed their SCOTUS-confirmed right to marry
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
American cheese stockpile (and Leon) is getting larger. Tariffs partly to blame. As is trend for eating actual cheese instead, despite tariffs
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump's initiative to use private firms for VA healthcare is a massive success... in creating shareholder value. For the veterans? Not so much
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Tue December 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Retreat? We're not retreating ...we may fund the border wall without a shutdown
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(USDA)
 
 
 
"Tips for Eating Cannibal Sandwiches this Holiday Season". Surprisingly not satire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As President Trump prepares to waddle off for a 16-day golfing jaunt on the eve of a government shutdown, Fox News finds the time to mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wanting to take some holiday time to herself before entering office
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Mon December 17, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Turns out not all glitter is edible. Who knew?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Regretful Trump voter didn't take president's threats seriously - and now they may kill his life's work .... Aww, look. Someone trained a face eating leopard how to play a tiny violin
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's like a mashup of Americathon and a William Gibson novel; a house member has proposed creating a cryptocurrency called "WallCoin" to fund Trump's border fantasy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Officials for World Pie Eating Championship ban red meat and potatoes due to fears the contestants' farts will stink up the place
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Fri December 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My third-grade son is a terrible slob. None of his friends are like this; they have manners. What can I do to implement strict cleanliness policies for my child?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Besides getting full, this is what happens when you eat instant ramen noodles
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(Eater)
 
 
 
World Restaurant Awards announces list of nominees, which includes new categories 'Tattoo-Free Chef' and 'Tweezer-Free Kitchen'
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Due to rare eating disorder, 42-year-old woman... uh... does anyone have a British to American translator handy? That seems serious
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Wed December 12, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We need the border wall to protect us from a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge issues restraining order against 6th grader to stay at least 50 feet away from other classmate he's been bullying, beating up. There. Problem solved
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Tue December 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zomato driver sacked after eating customer's takeaway. Turns out you can't do anything at Zomato
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Like eating ice cream in an outhouse" and 19 other descriptions of the taste of a durian
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not so good at creating inspirational memes that we all love seeing on social media? Your worries are over. Let Inspirobot find just the right image and expression that will have your friends thinking you're deeper than you really are
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And for the main course this Christmas, we'll be having roast roadkill
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The most dangerous foods of all time. OF. ALL. TIME
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As climate changes and the waters warm, is eating raw oysters getting riskier?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude, a cannabis infused jiu-jitsu tournament, where some of the sport's top athletes get high with their opponents before beating the crap out of each other. Bonus: the winner's grand prize is a pound of weed
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Sun December 09, 2018
(Livemint)
 
 
 
Fasting one day a week could have dramatic health benefits. Americans to end up only six sevenths as morbidly obese
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Fri December 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Q: Why is pizza so addictive? A: Don't bother me while I'm eating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr., ever the cut up, jokes that US socialists and their ideology will lead to Americans eating dogs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad man was attacking our portion sizes, is now being taken down because his studies were compromised. Subby is writing this triumphantly from a steakhouse while eating a tub of mayonnaise. USA USA USA
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two high school seniors taken to the hospital after eating THC-laced cookies. What? Oh, excuse me, that should be two high *elementary* school seniors taken to the hospital after eating THC-laced cookies
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Thu December 06, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong says that sure, getting caught cheating was devastating for his career, and cost him lucrative endorsements, and millions in judgments he had to pay to his sponsors, but, he dropped $100k into Uber in 2009... so, he's all good, thanks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Treating long term opiate addiction as a healthcare issue has had some success in other countries, but America loves suffering and misery more
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Wed December 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists: Wow, gorillas are showing a human trait by developing a cheating strategy for this test. Reality: Animal takes food as quickly as possible
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
WHO seeks guidance on gene-edited babies, possibly out of fears of creating deaf, dumb, and blind kids who sure play a mean pinball
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Tue December 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
An independent autopsy reveals that a transgender woman's death while in ICE custody could have been prevented by not beating her and refusing to give her medical treatment
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
52 of the world's strangest myths about food. Subby is sure you fell for most of these as a kid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz: Japan is treating the CEO of Nissan, who's been arrested for cheating on his taxes EXACTLY like every other criminal in Japan is treated. This is an OUTRAGE, don't they understand he's rich and powerful?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Avenatti: "My chances of beating Trump have only gone up". Well, yeah, now that he's got that additional experience with beating people
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Babies kicking in the womb are creating a map of their bodies, but mostly trying to find the exit ramp
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegans not content with shaming people for eating meat are now coming after our language, 'bringing home the bacon' and other phrases could be soon be banned to stop upsetting them
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Fri November 30, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Doug Williams defends Reuben Foster beating his girl by saying Trump has done far worse. No word on how long Williams has been a black SVP of Player Personnel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So apparently somebody figured out that if you're gonna bail out those farmers so tired of winning Trump's easy trade war, you might not want to make it harder for people to afford food
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Thu November 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Cheating made our marriage stronger", says increasingly nervous wife for seventh time this year
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Man shoots son at Thanksgiving dinner over A. Eating the last drumstick B. Family drama C. Football players kneeling during the anthem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"They were in college, craving healthy fast food," claims fake news headline
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Health24)
 
 
 
Woman addicted to eating clay does the only thing one can do in this situation... turn it into a business
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did restaurants get so damned loud?
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Tue November 27, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The Midwest has lost its faith in Trump, wondering how it was the leopards wound up eating their faces when they were so loyal
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
Lunch. What is it? Finally, an explanation
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger claims Denver got away with cheating
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Eating fruits and vegetables contributes to lower memory loss in men. Mostly when they remember how much they hate eating fruits and vegetables
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Sun November 25, 2018
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Average American will put on six pounds over the holiday season. Gobble gobble
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Average American will put on six pounds over the holiday season. Gobble gobble
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Fri November 23, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The electoral college is giving republicans a boost--and creating quite the conundrum
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Wed November 21, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here's what you get for $600 for one person at Saison in San Francisco; heap praise or scorn to the right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The whole chocolate on the top or the bottom debate has kicked off again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar posted a picture of herself in lingerie and
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A honors WWII veteran with free food for life. Geez, didn't the guy suffer enough back in the early 40's?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fresh from creating a highly profitable opioid addiction crisis, Big Pharma now cashing in again by raising the price of opioid overdose reversal drugs, ensuring they catch customers both coming and going
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The family says video shows the cops beating and tasering their relative to death. The district attorney's office says...oh, they're not saying anything. Which speaks volumes
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Sun November 18, 2018
(Some Bush/Gore 537 Guy)
 
 
 
After two weeks of counting, recounting, re-recounting, jammed machines, lost ballots, overheating machines, ballots found in a school and ballots left in a rental car, it's finally over. Bill Nelson free to return to space
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brian Kemp accused of "cheating and undermining democracy to win" .... by a top GOP adviser
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Like so many travelers before them, the migrant caravan has a rough time of it once they hit Tijuana. No word on whether they are eating barbecued iguana, though
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Sat November 17, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Giants want more 'dirty' runs from Saquon Barkley. Filthy, sweating, pounding runs that go deep relentlessly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sainsbury's to become the first UK supermarket chain to sell roasted crickets, for when you're really hungry for some grub
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
New Jell-O product is edible slime. Bill Cosby qualifies as spokesman
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man breaks record for eating corn with a toothpick
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Wed November 14, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texts show Stone had advanced knowledge that Assange was going to show the Podesta emails. This story coincidentally broke right when Avenatti stopped beating his wife
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, have you stopped beating your wife, Mr. Avenatti?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Guinea pig eating at a toy conveyor-belt sushi bar
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Tue November 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Patriots embarrassing loss to the Tennessee Titans severely hampered their post-season chances. Could we be coming the the end of the Belichick/Brady/Cheating era? No
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Food companies have tainted food science--for the worse
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Proof that well behaved children are as good as gold
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Sun November 11, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the second to last race of the season. Who gets caught cheating this time? From Phoenix, it's the Can-Am 502.115328. That's fancy-speak for 312 miles. 2:30pm EST on NBC
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Do you believe in the 5-second-rule when you drop food?
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
People are apparently "distressed" by a restaurant's grass covered tables. Oh, the horror (possible NSFW content on page)
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Fri November 09, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I prevent my cat from eating my bras?"
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Wed November 07, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New NYC restaurant caters exclusively to loners, and the servers don't even speak
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Twelve disgusting 'natural' ingredients in your food you may have been eating your whole life. Yes, your favorite, beaver anal glands, are on the list
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mon dieu Boxer dies during croissant eating contest
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(NHL)
 
 
 
While the nation is distracted, the War of Northern Aggression continues with the Habs invading NY, the Canucks hitting Motown, & the Oilers creating an ecological disaster in Tampa Bay, plus 6 other games in the NHL tonight. 1st puck drops at 7pm ET
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump is so serious about punishing Iran for its treaty-cheating that he's going to let it continue selling oil to its 8 biggest customers. But remember, voters, Trump is tough and respected on the world stage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's official: Americans love pizza
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans can only win by lying, cheating, and/or stealing, which subby has been saying for forty years. Way to awaken from your beauty sleep everybody
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Mon November 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The latest thing youve been doing wrong all your life...eating burgers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gross science question of the day: How much skin does a person ingest over the course of their lifetime? In other news, you're probably eating skin now and maybe it's your own. Enjoy your lunch
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who says the wheels of justice turn slowly? I mean, it took just just a short 11 months for two Indiana cops to be charged with battery after brutally beating a handcuffed man. That's like super swift, right?
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Sat November 03, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Soup attacks 10,000 U.S. kids a year. Don't let your precious angel become another statistic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're wondering about Trump's tweets this morning, yes, he was just repeating what he saw on Fox News this morning. Again
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is how astronomy is finally defeating its greatest enemy: Earth's atmosphere
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Fri November 02, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Capybara mom and her herd of babies eating. Oh, and there was an earthquake in Wellington. (Cuteness starts at 0:45)
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Boy trick-or-treating as Donald Trump sad when woman says she should slap him, doesn't realize most people would pay extra for that
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Thu November 01, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: Puerto Rico's government realized they need a hurricane response plan. News: They prioritized creating one and have it ready. Fark: They lied about it being ready. They're still picking who should write it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Fecal-eating worms" in employee bathrooms is not the money-saving tip Macomb County is looking for, Ms. County Clerk
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Liberalism? Why, that's caused by electronic transmissions sent to implanted chips in the brain
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's the spookiest planet to go trick or treating on. There aren't many treats, but on the positive side they've probably never even heard of candy corn
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Wed October 31, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Former North Dakota lawmaker dies after eating raw oysters in New Orleans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark disgusting food thread: Heathen gets caught eating soup directly from the supermarket hot bar
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
After 26 years of getting drunk, eating wings, and sexually harassing women, WIP announces it will no longer hold Philadelphia's annual 'Wing Bowl'
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Tue October 30, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The WWE might try to bring in Serena Williams, as she is already good at creating drama and getting the crowd riled up
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Potential hazards of participating in an eating contest include indigestion, diarrhea, and death
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Mon October 29, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Turns out that burrito-eating Justin Bieber is just some guy
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Sun October 28, 2018
(WOSU)
 
 
 
"Why are these leopards eating my face and not my soybeans?" asks local farmer who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces party
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
While you're rejoicing the return of the McRib, do you want to pause a moment in your celebration to learn what's actually in it? Are you sure?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Guy mesmerizes social media by creating giant clumps of foam. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of soap
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Study finds there's not enough fruit and vegetables on the planet for everyone to eat a healthy diet, so stuffing your face with red meat and donuts instead could be considered taking one for the team
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber doesn't know how to eat burritos
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Not content with only killing such American traditions as eating breakfast cereal and listening to terrestrial radio, Millennials might end up destroying American democracy by not ever voting
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Thu October 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I just bought a Hot Logic Mini for my lunches, and I am wondering if anyone in the foodie threads owns one. Basically, I am trolling for recipes and ideas here
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Wed October 24, 2018
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
To solve Greenville's pigeon problem, might I recommend a couple of Bolivian tree lizards, followed by a round of Chinese needle snakes. Don't worry about the snake-eating gorillas that will follow...they will simply freeze to death when winter rolls around
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
You've been treating your vodak all wrong if you've been putting it in the freezer ... unless it's that cheap shiat you buy for your in-laws
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New study suggests eating organic foods equates to a 25% reduction in cancer risk. In related news, Dangerous Smug advisories issued for Hipster regions
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not often that environmentalists actually want people to eat a fish to eradicate it. But then, this fish multiplies prodigiously and tends to kill both coral reefs and native species. And it's good eating
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Tue October 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to Uber, you can now get food delivered from 800 restaurants that don't actually exist
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Three high school students sickened after eating cereal bar laced with pot. Could this be the sign of a budding cereal killer?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Greasy fast food: Now America's choice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Enjoy your heart attacks
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
We're eating bits of plastic, study finds. Bullshiat, subby says, confident that he'd notice if there was plastic in his spray cheese or McDoubles
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A is trying to get into your home. Your dog is gonna freak at all those people in cow costumes
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Some cities have decided that it's their business to make laws placing age restrictions on trick-or-treating with potential jail time for violations. Man, who shat in their Skittles?
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Mon October 22, 2018
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who wants to watch highlights of Drew Brees beating all 32 NFL teams? You, that's who
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' long snapper finally caught cheating after repeatedly using illegal moves
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
History looks to be repeating itself as early polling showing so far that Republicans are the ones actually getting out and voting
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