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Fri June 05, 2020
		The magnetic field of the solar corona has been unveiled by scientists, reviled by racists source: phys.org \| share:	9
		"You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	35
		In Russia the aliens probe you. Hey wait a sec source: the-sun.com \| share:	28
		In Russia the aliens probe you. Hey wait a sec source: the-sun.com \| share:	28

Thu June 04, 2020
		'Beneath the Planet of the Apes' was a bit of a silly film, but it paved the way for the franchise's potent allegories 50 years ago source: observer.com \| share:	8
(Some Guy)		Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change source: publicnewsservice.org \| share:	18
(Some Guy)		Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change source: publicnewsservice.org \| share:	18
		Despite Coronavirus locking us inside, Earth's carbon dioxide emissions hit a record high source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	65
		Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth source: reuters.com \| share:	31
		Okay, we got a pandemic, protests, tropical storms ... uh, California, what've you got? Wildfires? Not yet, but we got a little earthquake. Is that good? source: earthquake.usgs.gov \| share:	28

Wed June 03, 2020
		Giant Meteor 2020 source: fox40.com \| share:	58

Tue June 02, 2020
		Raging (hormones) Bull source: nypost.com \| share:	1
		Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating source: huffpost.com \| share:	38
		Sky Brown earth bound source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	11
		'Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Imagine it, Smithers. electrical lights and heaters, running all day long.' source: phys.org \| share:	26
(Pure lunar-sea)		The first global geologic map of the Moon, so astronauts can plan where they would like to drink their whisky on the rocks source: eos.org \| share:	6
		Tesla smart guy Elon Musk pockets a cool billion-dollar bonus after huge gamble on successful SpaceX flight source: 9news.com.au \| share:	15

Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Super Freak)		Disco innovator Giorgio Moroder lists 35 greatest disco songs of all time. Of all time, of all time, of all time, of all time, of all time, of allllll tiiiimmmme source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	42
		Light my candles in a daze... 'Cause I've found god... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah source: phys.org \| share:	11
		If you're out of meal-planning ideas, consider making one of these Giada recipes based on your star sign. Cancer deserves an ultra-cheesy Creamy Baked Parmesan Pasta source: sheknows.com \| share:	7
		Caltech and Stanford scientists create bionic jellyfish that swims at high speeds, envision a future where bionic jellyfish equipped with sensors explore and record information about Earth's oceans while wearing jellyfish-sized leisure suits source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	11
		Contrary to situation on Earth, Mars has local, mappable magnetic fields. Hopefully they stay there with Martian mumford & sons and Martian coldplays source: sciencealert.com \| share:	13
		Dragon astronauts speak from the International Space Station. Luckily for everyone involved, "Dracarys" doesn't work in a vacuum source: kiro7.com \| share:	14
		New properties of cosmic rays, silicon, magnesium and neon found by Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer aboard ISS, which really is pretty fantastic. But you know the crew now has certain 'powers' they will be using on earth source: phys.org \| share:	2

Sun May 31, 2020
		Fancy yourself a steely eyed rocket man? Try docking Dragon on the ISS with SpaceX official sim source: iss-sim.spacex.com \| share:	47
		Photos show how restaurants around the world are trying to keep customers safe while reopening. If you always wanted your own Cone of Silence or thought it would be fun to be the protagonist from "I Am Legend," this is the pandemic for you source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	53
		Some eggheads think the Tunguska object may have 'bounced' back into space instead of actually striking the surface. Sort of a cosmic curveball source: science.slashdot.org \| share:	21

Fri May 29, 2020
		Katanas are cool. The only way you could make them cooler is if they shot fire source: soranews24.com \| share:	28
		Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles source: phys.org \| share:	5
		The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	49
		Cynical interpretation: despite all the "collaboration," SpaceX will continue to launch unaltered Starlink satellites for as long as they feel like it source: forbes.com \| share:	6

Thu May 28, 2020
		King Kong has gone full hipster source: dreadcentral.com \| share:	62
		We really are the stupidest first world country on Earth, aren't we? source: twitter.com \| share:	107
		Flows of natural gas may be eroding features on the surface of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Locals blame the dog source: syfy.com \| share:	3
		It's not all about size. It's about angle of entry source: livescience.com \| share:	8
		Astronomers have found the missing matter in the universe. It was under the cosmic couch cushions all along source: abc.net.au \| share:	18

Wed May 27, 2020
		"Former flat-earthers, what made you realize the earth is, in fact, not flat?" source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	70
		"Former flat-earthers, what made you realize the earth is, in fact, not flat?" source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	70
		A crescent moon on my outhouse door? What's all this about? source: doyouremember.com \| share:	79
		What if NASA had a 3D library of planets, spacecraft, and textures that we could play with? Oh, they already do? Sweet source: nasa3d.arc.nasa.gov \| share:	14

Tue May 26, 2020
		Pluto's atmosphere has collapsed, no doubt due to COVID-19 source: discovermagazine.com \| share:	29
		Because nothing could ever go wrong by building giant robotic earthworms. Nothing at all source: dailygazette.com \| share:	16

Mon May 25, 2020
		Now is NOT THE TIME to unearth a 2,000 year-old "mystery brown liquid" found in the tomb underneath a Japanese warrior's sword source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	65
		While Trump throws a fit if he doesn't want to answer a question, Jacinda Ardern doesn't sweat an earthquake in the middle of an interview. But tell me again how men are more emotionally stable source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	114

Fri May 22, 2020
		13 classic SciFi novels as picked by National Geographic to the left, your recommendations to the right source: api.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	142
		Crayola reintroduces flesh-colored crayons source: wjla.com \| share:	87

Thu May 21, 2020
		NASA scientists' parallel universe theory doesn't work at all, say lookalike scientists from similarly-named organization we've oddly never heard of before source: nypost.com \| share:	19
		Cosmic rays may have left indelible imprint on early life, say a fantastic 4 physicists source: phys.org \| share:	1
		Parker Solar Probe starts lookIng into the sights of the sun, tests theory that whoa mama that's where the fun is source: space.com \| share:	10
		Pluto's atmosphere just collapsed. Chicken Little suffocates source: discovermagazine.com \| share:	11

Wed May 20, 2020
		Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars source: independent.co.uk \| share:	5
		Considering all that's going on lately, maybe NASA should reconsider its plan to knock an asteroid off course and potentially trigger the universe's first human-generated meteor shower source: mnn.com \| share:	12

Tue May 19, 2020
(Very)		Collection of all the graphic gifs that helped convince New Zealanders to co-operate with lockdown source: thespinoff.co.nz \| share:	35
		Headline from yesterday that might put a smile on your face in this bad timeline: "NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward" source: nypost.com \| share:	50
		Was the phrase "boiling toothpaste" used in a headline about: (a) a mishap at a Crest factory, (b) Florida Woman v. Florida Man's genitals, or (c) Martian mud volcanoes source: bbc.com \| share:	6
		Hurricanes are getting stronger, Leon's getting larger source: treehugger.com \| share:	25
		If you went in a straight line long enough, could you 'Magellan' the Universe? source: forbes.com \| share:	93
		And now, the source of Jacob Wohl's legal problems has been unearthed source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	95

Mon May 18, 2020
		Earthquake hits Swedish mine, causing no injuries but leaving experts fearful and wondering where new supplies of Swedes will come from source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	30
		Fark's most beloved singer and Fark's most hated singer team up to sing on benefit song for COVID-19 relief in Canada. Can the Apocalypse be far behind? source: jambase.com \| share:	36

Sat May 16, 2020
		Seismologist: Even though we 'dodged a bullet', the 6.5 Nevada earthquake is just a small taste of what's coming next source: msn.com \| share:	16
		The Sun will be social distancing too source: forbes.com \| share:	18

Fri May 15, 2020
		You had me at multi-layered sandwich source: earthsky.org \| share:	11
(Some Guy)		This raises troubling questions for LEGO City leadership. Why does the set include a rover and a grappling arm, if it will never reach the moon? What's the satellite used for if it doesn't have the delta-v to reach even low-earth orbit? source: h313.info \| share:	24
		Here is Nelson, the ugly-ass baby elephant born at the Houston Zoo source: local21news.com \| share:	3
		6.4-magnitude earthquake rattles Nevada about 225 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Tens of dollars of damages expected source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	73

Wed May 13, 2020
		How the Earth's last supercontinent broke up, and it wasn't due to "creative differences," or girlfriends source: theconversation.com \| share:	9
		Chinese rocket may have dropped an empty coke bottle as it passed over Africa source: theverge.com \| share:	21
		Lava tubes on Mars could keep astronauts safe from radiation source: nypost.com \| share:	35
		Alaskan rainforests are a global lichen hotspot. Also, Alaska has rainforests source: phys.org \| share:	13

Tue May 12, 2020
		The top 10 sci-fi aliens to be abducted by. #1 might give you the chance to jam with Wyld Stallyns source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	28
		Remember the cheesy sci-fi movies where there's a lottery to get on the spaceships to get off the doomed Earth? It's like that sort of, but not really. Also, you're with us at the back of the line with the rest of the poors source: wired.com \| share:	34

Mon May 11, 2020
		My god It's full of holes source: businessinsider.com \| share:	6
		Since this year hasn't been weird enough, there is an out of control Chinese rocket, and it's about to crash somewhere off the east coast. Any minute now source: forbes.com \| share:	100
		"This discovery isn't just changing our understanding of how life can work here on Earth - it could also have implications for the search for extraterrestrial life" -with pics of exactly what alien sperm would look like source: sciencealert.com \| share:	5
		Cold air rises. Stupid reality source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	46

Sun May 10, 2020
		Drag queen stuns with math lesson on exponential growth by folding paper. To be fair, drag queens are experts at folding and tucking things source: aol.com \| share:	95
		Dolly Parton has great tweets source: doyouremember.com \| share:	55
		Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet source: thedrive.com \| share:	38

Fri May 08, 2020
		China's new space capsule returns to Earth after a successful test flight. It is capable of taking six people to low-earth orbit or a smaller crew to lunar orbit source: arstechnica.com \| share:	14
		Welp, I have my new desktop background thanks to these awesome pics of Jupiter source: syfy.com \| share:	27
		Astronauts could use their own urine to make concrete on the moon, as a lunar base becomes NASA's number one plan source: king5.com \| share:	32
		How could anyone call these unwanted? I'd gladly take them source: boredpanda.com \| share:	2
		Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City source: nytimes.com \| share:	16

Thu May 07, 2020
		On May 4, the Earth used its Jedi powers and avoided being hit by an asteroid. The asteroid which came within 7,000 km was deflected by the Earth using the force (of gravity) source: syfy.com \| share:	12
		Maybe George Carlin was right, and humans were put here because the Earth wanted plastic source: wired.com \| share:	15
		Remember climate change? We're rapidly running out of time source: nbcnews.com \| share:	178
		All these squid are yours, except Europa. Attempt no calamari there source: bigthink.com \| share:	24

Wed May 06, 2020
		Here's that Bug's Life / Book of Revelation crossover you ordered (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	12
		Magnetic pole drift explained. Canada asked him for a commitment source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	3
		China launches its new and improved version of an Apollo spacecraft source: arstechnica.com \| share:	7
		The sun is currently less active magnetically than other stars. Of course it could just be bi-polar source: phys.org \| share:	11
		You think 2020 is bad? Just wait until 2070 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	22
		Astronomers find Earth's closest black hole, and being mature professionals, refuse to make a "your mom" joke. Subby, on the other hand, jingles pocketful of coins source: phys.org \| share:	8

Tue May 05, 2020
		The earth may be healing during quarantine, but for nine months, this bear lived a life we all wish for source: metro.co.uk \| share:	22
		Scientists have found entire city of underwater geothermal towers just off the coast of Washington state. Anyone for hot tubbing on the seafloor? source: iflscience.com \| share:	11
		On this day in history, in 1961, Commander Shepard became the first American in space, before going on to command the SSV Normandy and get reconstructed by the Lazarus Project source: history.com \| share:	28
		A new study claims life could actually thrive in a hydrogen world. Oh, the humanity source: phys.org \| share:	25
		Even in the massive Jambalaya of Crazy that is the anti-lockdown "movement", this guy stands out: "GOP Ohio state lawmaker refuses to wear face mask because faces are the 'likeness of God' source: thehill.com \| share:	28

Mon May 04, 2020
		Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake source: wsmv.com \| share:	79

Sun May 03, 2020
(Some Guy)		So, how did Lex come to power after the Crisis on Infinite Earths? And what does Kate need to get from Batman's arsenal? New Batwoman tonight at 8PM EDT, followed by the first new Supergirl in awhile at 9PM, both on The CW source: batwoman.tv \| share:	21
		I thought Halley's Comet wasn't due until 2061? Uh oh source: cbsnews.com \| share:	24

Sat May 02, 2020
		"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day" source: apnews.com \| share:	115
		The germiest place on earth source: reuters.com \| share:	27

Fri May 01, 2020
		A moon meteorite did land. They found it in the sand. Going twice, going thrice, at auction price, tis yours if you raise your hand source: wcax.com \| share:	37
		Mohave poppies visible from space. I saw them open for Gin Blossoms once source: msn.com \| share:	13
		(Good Omens) How the agents of Heaven and Hell are dealing with being on lockdown here on Earth source: youtube.com \| share:	25

Thu April 30, 2020
		Now we have some idea of the kind of disruption it will take to meet our climate change goals in the next decade, and how much worse it will get the longer we wait source: npr.org \| share:	21
		New streaming service Pluto TV to stream seasons of 'The Walking Dead' before the show sucked source: variety.com \| share:	47
(Some 10 yo)		10 year old caught with over 100 beer and liquor bottles, 50 vape cartridges, numerous wine boxes, 40 Dunkin cups and straws, lighters, 2 plungers, 2 coolers and a pair of underwear source: wokq.com \| share:	11
		Inside your body is one atom from every breath of every person who ever lived on Earth source: forbes.com \| share:	33

Wed April 29, 2020
		Black hole om nom noming Lindsey Lohan's career source: syfy.com \| share:	15
		If the black holes hit, the galaxy is lit (by a trillion) source: cnet.com \| share:	6
		Sorry doomsayers, the mile-wide 19,000mph asteroid is only going to skim past the Earth today. No direct hit again source: standard.co.uk \| share:	38

Tue April 28, 2020
		Flat-earthers who believe the world is carried on the backs of four elephants striding atop a giant turtle swimming through space are in for a real treat as Terry Pratchett's production company is adapting Discworld for television source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	53

Mon April 27, 2020
		In case you weren't already stressed enough, here's a new map of seismic stress across the US source: businessinsider.com \| share:	8
		On this day in history, in 4977 B.C. according to Johannes Kepler, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move source: history.com \| share:	56

Sun April 26, 2020
(Some Guy)		We thought The CW DC supers were quarantined on Earth-R(eruns), but Batwoman has narrowly escaped with a new episode tonight at 8PM EDT (Flash & Legends had new episodes this past Tue with no thread). Supergirl still sick from Green Kryptochloroquinine source: batwoman.tv \| share:	26

Fri April 24, 2020
		Venus' super-rotation is due to atmospheric tidal waves. You can't explain that. Oh wait source: eurekalert.org \| share:	9
		Four more reasons the ancient Greeks were geeks source: theconversation.com \| share:	10
		Long lost "Zombie" military satellites found by ham radio operators source: npr.org \| share:	19
		How could we know? Big data. And it shows the situation is dangerous source: phys.org \| share:	11
		Timely face mask asteroid passing earth. Plans on staying at least six feet away source: cnn.com \| share:	7

Thu April 23, 2020
(The Chef)		J Lo in a white swimsuit for Earth Day? Well, ok then source: us.hola.com \| share:	33
		Photos of what the world looks like before and after a decline in air pollution, and it's a beautiful thing source: cbsnews.com \| share:	69
		31 surreal COVID-19 pandemic pics. They're all worth a look, but #29 might literally murder you with irony (shared in first comment) source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	256

Wed April 22, 2020
		Erick, son of Erick, celebrates Earth Day in the most Erick way imaginable source: twitter.com \| share:	46
		NASA "cuts live feed" on ISS cameras so the crew can have some private time with our new overlords as they stop in for a bite and some chat time (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	63
		What's good and bad on Earth Day's golden anniversary. "cool" tag denied for the foreseeable future source: nytimes.com \| share:	2
(Captain Planet)		April 22 is Earth Day. Will you celebrate it despite being quarantined in your house? Let's raise one for Mother Earth, shall we? source: earthday.org \| share:	5
		Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done source: apnews.com \| share:	35

Tue April 21, 2020
		Conservative media is broadcasting from Earth-2 source: mediaite.com \| share:	46
		20 reasons Earth is the best. The. Best source: desli.de \| share:	5
		While there are Covidiots crawling the earth demanding the freedom to be infected, Real Patriots volunteered to live in a factory for a month to manufacture plastic for PPE source: cnn.com \| share:	110
		The most effective leader on Earth may actually be from Middle Earth source: theatlantic.com \| share:	65

Mon April 20, 2020
		People claim strange-shaped cloud looks like the Millennium Falcon. You can't be cirrus (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	7
		20 years deep into a '2-year' mission, how the ESA keeps Cluster unfarked source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	5
		The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Happy 50th Earth Day. Even though no one's outside, you're more global than ever source: usatoday.com \| share:	9

Sun April 19, 2020
		So, uh, Westworld is confusing as ever and who isn't a Dolores at this point? Westworld, 9PM ET on HBO (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	55
		The Lyrid-20 meteor shower will uptick this evening and reach peak curve by Wednesday source: cnn.com \| share:	6

Sat April 18, 2020
		SpaceX proposes that its Starlink satellites be at most 570 km above the Earth. This really is good news for astronomers source: twitter.com \| share:	27

Fri April 17, 2020
		Put on a happy face...right Venus, Jupiter, and the Moon? source: physics-astronomy.com \| share:	8
		Hello Dave. You seem to be very happy today, Dave. Would you like to play some chess? source: techrepublic.com \| share:	3
		While you were busy hoarding spaghetti, a servicing vessel captured a comms satellite in a graveyard orbit, moved it back, and gave it another 5 years of service. Bonus: when the 5 years are up, it'll go capture another one and do it again source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist source: bloomberg.com \| share:	24
		Pope Francis calls whiskey 'the real holy water' as a 'good-spirited joke. Vatican throws real holy water at him, censors him source: dailydot.com \| share:	72

Thu April 16, 2020
		What does Earth look like when humans aren't farking it up? source: bbc.com \| share:	9
		Earth too? source: phys.org \| share:	7

Wed April 15, 2020
		World's oldest loon couple returns to Michigan's upper peninsula, defying quarantine source: mlive.com \| share:	9

Tue April 14, 2020
		Oh, nothing to see here ... just two and a half hours of a loaf of garlic bread floating to 22 miles above the Earth (and back) source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		In space no one can hear you fart. But they might smell it source: phys.org \| share:	9
		The first major mass extinction in Earth's history was linked to severe and prolonged lack of oxygen in the oceans. 'It was a bad time to be alive' source: independent.co.uk \| share:	7
		Do not let power-hungry Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos acquire the struggling U.S. Postal Service, he is not the guy you want running it source: ccn.com \| share:	90

Mon April 13, 2020
		You know its bad when astronauts would just rather stay in space source: cnn.com \| share:	13
		\m/ Heavy iron isotopes are leaking from the Earth's core. What could be more metal? \m/ source: phys.org \| share:	6
		You have no Soul. At least till November. Weirdest Pixar concept evar source: variety.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		So let me get this straight, we're under a global pandemic, the economy is tanking, Krakatoa Volcano has erupted again AND there's a fragmented comet heading towards Earth? source: truththeory.com \| share:	39

Sun April 12, 2020
		Today's latest addition to our Apocalypse is the largest hole in the ozone layer ever recorded over The Arctic source: livescience.com \| share:	19
		There is nothing on this earth cuter than 2,000-pound beluga whales blowing tiny bubbles. Prove me wrong source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	9

Sat April 11, 2020
		Famine, fires, floods, earthquakes, even the occasional volcanic eruption. What else could go wrong during a pandemic? Florida tag: hold my beer, I got the answer to this question source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47
		Earth below us drifting, falling floating, weightless. I'm coming home to a pandemic source: pbs.org \| share:	17
		Earth below us drifting, falling floating, weightless. I'm coming home to a pandemic source: pbs.org \| share:	17
		What do you actually feel when you accelerate in space? Not what most of sci-fi TV shows us source: forbes.com \| share:	45

Fri April 10, 2020
		China launches Indonesian satellite at Guam. Indonesia points out that "Earth orbit" was what they paid for source: space.com \| share:	17
		Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case source: kxly.com \| share:	14
		Taika Waititi gives an update on his next Thor movie, dashing hopes about seeing Silver Surfer source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	33
		BepiColombo has departed to investigate Mercury, but swings by Earth for just one more thing source: bbc.com \| share:	5

Thu April 09, 2020
		Friday's flyby of a strange planet is being hampered by COVID-19 precautions at mission control. Fark: Scientists are now sure this planet is the original source of COVID-19 source: astronomynow.com \| share:	6
		It's official: Trump has the worst Coronavirus response of all leaders on earth, including the guy who denies the death toll so people have to spray paint it on buildings every day source: politicususa.com \| share:	55
		If you are still around in 4 years and not living a live version of "The Walking Dead," then you've got this to look forward to. So there's that source: whio.com \| share:	30
		Not idly do the fossils of Lorien fall source: cnn.com \| share:	4

Wed April 08, 2020
		'Jesus' is back just in time for Easter, this time in a tree trying to lure gullible followers to their deaths (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	26

Tue April 07, 2020
		Great - first the Coronavirus and now farking werewolves source: usatoday.com \| share:	31
		You be pleased to know that, after further review, the crime statistics for outer space have dropped from one to zero source: abc13.com \| share:	13
		Of course some people would have problems with Halle Berry's child wearing heels. Her son that is source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55

Mon April 06, 2020
		UFC 249. April 18th. Ferguson vs. Gaethje. Book it, done. Except for that "somewhere on Earth" minor detail, we're good to go source: cbssports.com \| share:	8
		God definitely created humans, and the Earth, and countless other things, but maybe didn't create the coronavirus, because it's like Iron Man says, God is nice. Or something. Maintaining these beliefs seems... difficult source: christianpost.com \| share:	78
		Why is Uranus unremarkable? source: medium.com \| share:	22
		A visualization of all registered satellites currently in orbit. Mind -- blown source: reddit.com \| share:	21

Sun April 05, 2020
		Honeymooners stranded at luxury Maldives resort are the only guests there, but the entire staff has to be there until they leave, and the couple may be bankrupted by it source: irishtimes.com \| share:	67
		You may be working from home, but you haven't got a superconducting computer in your living room source: discovermagazine.com \| share:	37
		AMC Networks websites to feature free programming that takes your mind off coronavirus madness. Besides IFC series and BBC America nature docs, it includes rare footage of zombies trying to find the last roll of toilet paper source: variety.com \| share:	9

Sat April 04, 2020
		If you've never seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex walking down the street, pulling a little red wagon, handing out free rolls of toilet paper, today's your lucky day. (with video goodness) source: pjstar.com \| share:	41

Fri April 03, 2020
		Jeff Bezos donates 11 hours of his salary to charity source: cbsnews.com \| share:	124
		Coronavirus pandemic now making the Earth shake less. Here's the science as to why source: 9news.com.au \| share:	26
		82-year-old woman graduates BYU-Idaho nursing school, expected to join frontlines against COVID-19 source: ksl.com \| share:	5

Thu April 02, 2020
		Try to work out this puzzle: Columnist claims she wouldn't do a puzzle even if it "were the last activity on Earth" source: thecut.com \| share:	22

Wed April 01, 2020
(Some Guy)		In an unexpected consolidation, NYSE:MTN and Alterra Mountain Resorts (private) announce merger amid COVID-19 turmoil source: unofficialnetworks.com \| share:	2
		Trump tackles medical supply shortage by awarding ExxonMobil contract to drill for ventilators in Arctic source: politics.theonion.com \| share:	11
		Last night was the part of the movie where the guy playing the president switched from "Relax, everything's fine the asteroid's going to miss Earth completely" to "Yeah so the rock is already in the atmosphere, and this is an extinction level event" source: cnn.com \| share:	75
		A M6.5 earthquake hits southern Idaho, because why not source: twitter.com \| share:	93

Tue March 31, 2020
		Meanwhile, three states got rattled by 658 earthquakes as of yesterday. Nothing to see here source: twitter.com \| share:	76
		First edition of the user's guide for the SpaceX Starship is now online source: arstechnica.com \| share:	19
		If you're able to, go look outside. Beautiful crescent Moon nearby Venus, and in a nearly straight line via Orion's belt, Sirius about equidistant from Venus source: earthsky.org \| share:	11

Mon March 30, 2020
		The Walking Dead reportedly ending after 12th season owing to the ending of the comic books, dwindling Fark thread participation source: nme.com \| share:	51
		Space Force has officially put up a "Space Fence" presumably to keep the space rabbits out of our space garden source: techcrunch.com \| share:	39
		Have you had your fill of earth? Looking to escape the madness? A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, a chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure source: forbes.com \| share:	55
		In these trying times, the NYTimes draws a penis on the Earth source: nytimes.com \| share:	37
		Our solar system nearly had a planet called George. I would kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him source: forbes.com \| share:	10

Sun March 29, 2020
		Not News: Man needs to collect ebay purchase. News: Man drives 200 miles during lockdown. Fark: His wife has to travel back home in the trunk because his purchase filled the seats source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	40
		If you owned an Earth-like planet and could start everything from scratch, how would you run it? source: theconversation.com \| share:	70
		In celebration of Earth Observatory's 20th Anniversary and of the 50th Earth Day, help choose Earth Observatory's best image in a bracket-style voting tournament source: earthobservatory.nasa.gov \| share:	5

Sat March 28, 2020
		Lights Out: Earth Hour will be online tonight. So tune in, turn off, and drop out source: euronews.com \| share:	59
		Even the New York Times can't resist joking about how Uranus ejected a giant plasma bubble source: nytimes.com \| share:	10

Fri March 27, 2020
		EarthGov today announced detection of a new Novel Coronavirus with the potential to reach pandemic stage. However additional medical personnel from Central Health are already being sent to help neutralize the illness at the source source: alternet.org \| share:	45
		What's the over/under on the time it takes for Trump to send out a Tweet bragging that the US has more Coronovirus than any other nation on earth and our viruses are the most beautiful, perfect viruses the world has ever seen? source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		If our eyes were 5 billion miles apart, what kind of depth perception would we have? NASA's going to find out next month source: forbes.com \| share:	19

Thu March 26, 2020
		More people are now under official lockdown across the planet than there were people alive during World War 2 (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	16
		The Seattle Mariners - The story of the most fascinating team on Earth source: youtube.com \| share:	18
		Holy fart, Batman. Gas blob found in Uranus source: space.com \| share:	10
		This artist is a total rock star source: boredpanda.com \| share:	6

Wed March 25, 2020
		Your next online meeting is still an hour away so gather the family around and live-stream the Northern Lights. Everybody's happy source: hellomagazine.com \| share:	13
		Your next online meeting is still an hour away so gather the family around and live-stream the Northern Lights. Everybody's happy source: hellomagazine.com \| share:	13
		NASA's Curiosity Rover took a selfie on Mars, risking photo bombing by Dejah Thoris and some Triffids source: travelandleisure.com \| share:	5
		Archaeologists of the future will identify us by our moms' basements source: bgr.com \| share:	8

Tue March 24, 2020
		Take a late night virtual tour of the Paris Catacombs source: dreadcentral.com \| share:	12

Mon March 23, 2020
		Seeding atmosphere with sulfur dioxide may reduce global warming, stink source: upi.com \| share:	20
		As an astronaut, this is how I dealt with the isolation: First, I got myself a nice view source: nytimes.com \| share:	10
		Photos of world monuments during the time of Covid-19 source: apnews.com \| share:	36
		Placido Domingo sings the blues after Coronavirus diagnosis source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	11
		WHO says Coronavirus has hit nearly every nation on earth. WHO, I don't know, dnrtfa. Could be Roger Daltry maybe or that other guy source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	68
		What's the softest thing? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	28

Sun March 22, 2020
		Baffled boffins on Baffin strike craton. Take off, ya hoser source: phys.org \| share:	3
		Worst timeline strikes again: 5.4 Earthquake hits Zagreb Croatia causing widespread damage to buildings and forcing most of the population out into the streets ... and good luck holding the quarantine source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	47

Sat March 21, 2020
		How on earth can 55% approve of Trump's handling of coronavirus? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	221

Fri March 20, 2020
		Choose Your Own Disaster Movie™ source: ibtimes.com \| share:	50
(2000AD)		Zarjaz news, Earthling thrillseekers. To relieve your isocube blues, Tharg gifts you 400 pages of free classic Judge Dredd source: 2000ad.com \| share:	12

Thu March 19, 2020
(Some Abomination)		Stuck at home? Need something to do? Willing to have your sanity blasted by eldritch horrors from the nightmare gulfs beyond time and space? Then here's a free Call of Cthulhu coloring book for you as we wait for the Old Ones to clear the Earth source: chaosium.com \| share:	14
		Metal space: ESA's Cluster mission finds surprising amount of iron surrounding Earth source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Today is the first day of the Spring Equinoxintine. Quaranox? What are you doing to celebrate? source: nytimes.com \| share:	20
		It's the first day of spring. Go outside and smell some flowers (just practice social distancing) source: npr.org \| share:	28
		ISS Astronauts try to cheer up the Irish on St Patrick's Day with incredible photographs of Ireland from space source: irishpost.com \| share:	10

Wed March 18, 2020
		Adding insult to injury, the National Guard has responded to a chemical leak at Kennecott Copper Mine caused by the earthquake in Utah. Don't worry. It's just 8,000 gallons of Hydrochloric Acid source: kutv.com \| share:	57
		Just for giggles because we already aren't stressed enough, God smites Salt Lake City with a 5.7 magnitude earthquake source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	110

Tue March 17, 2020
		The planets are aligning with the moon for some reason. Except for Venus, that biatch source: woodtv.com \| share:	12
		Idiot wants coronavirus to depopulate the Earth. Why are you interested? Hot idiot (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	94
		We're understanding the story of the morning glory better. It's a piece of good news among all the bad - an oasis, if you will source: phys.org \| share:	10

Mon March 16, 2020
		This Doctor Strange theory from the Avengers movies is rather disturbing source: digitalspy.com \| share:	72
		What will happen when Earth reopens? What about all the social distancing? When will we let Trump voters back into our lives when they are clearly trying to kill us all? source: cnn.com \| share:	30

Sun March 15, 2020
		Please don't forget to project your telepathic messages and good wishes into outer space today, the 67th annual World Contact Day. What will you tell the aliens? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	70
		Please don't forget to project your telepathic messages and good wishes into outer space today, the 67th annual World Contact Day. What will you tell the aliens? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	70

Sat March 14, 2020
		Ice formation on Mercury being driven by extreme heat, hot, simple chemistry, and big magnetic tornados source: phys.org \| share:	5

Fri March 13, 2020
		Scienticians have discovered how the earth creates its farts source: eurekalert.org \| share:	3

Wed March 11, 2020
		🎵🎵 heavy metal thunder 🎵🎵 source: phys.org \| share:	14

Tue March 10, 2020
		We interrupt your Coronavirus coverage to announce that Earth will eventually stop rotating source: usatoday.com \| share:	32
		Hubble Bubble, Hubble Bubble, Hubble Bubble. Matty told Hatty, that's the thing to do source: phys.org \| share:	7
		Kindergarten teacher donates kidney to mom of former student, both say they hope to escape the hospital before catching coronavirus source: myfox8.com \| share:	9
		Now you can stomp on Mitch McConnell turtles as Bernie Sanders in new Mario-style platformer. 1UP source: news.avclub.com \| share:	17
		It is very likely that we will never know if there is other life out there in the universe source: bgr.com \| share:	49

Mon March 09, 2020
		If you ever wondered if you could escape from the second floor of a burning building by jumping onto a trampoline, here's your answer source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		Photographer definitively proves earth is flat with picture of Chicago at sea level from 50 miles away source: mlive.com \| share:	66
		Headline: "4-km planet-killer asteroid headed for earth" Article: 6 million km away at its closest source: ibtimes.com \| share:	32
		Tonight's supermoon will be at its fullest tonight, its closest tomorrow, and its brightest somewhere in between. Here's how to see it at its most luminous source: forbes.com \| share:	21
		And then, the earthquakes began source: latimes.com \| share:	58

Fri March 06, 2020
		Two questions: 1) What was your mom doing 3km deep in the Arctic ocean B) Why did she leave? source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Space lettuce could be a key dietary supplement on long-distance missions. Jazz cabbage still being considered, daddy-o source: phys.org \| share:	11
		Good news everyone; the coronavirus has now been declared 'illegal' on Earth, according to Christian "prophet" Cindy Jacobs source: deadstate.org \| share:	60

Thu March 05, 2020
		According to researchers, the secret of dark matter may rest in a type of particle called a d-star hexaquark. This material may have eventually become a fifth state of matter known as Bose-Einstein condensate. Sure, tell us something we don't know source: nypost.com \| share:	18
		Dog goes parachuting, appears to "enjoy" himself source: foxnews.com \| share:	10
		First known extraterrestrial protein boldly goes where no extraterrestrial protein has gone before source: space.com \| share:	27

Wed March 04, 2020
		Prominent flat earther goes to elementary school tries to distribute "space is fake" flyers and does some yelling while live streaming the whole thing. Cool: Student asks "Are you crazy?" Obvious: He was arrested for stupidity and disorderly conduct source: greenvilleonline.com \| share:	85

Tue March 03, 2020
		NASA releases what the Apollo 13 astronauts saw while circling the moon in stunning 4K source: gizmodo.com \| share:	18
		Gold and white cat is actually blue and black dog source: people.com \| share:	7
		The Oort cloud is 'one big protein shake' say scientists (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	16
		This has all happened before, and will all happen again: Waterworld on Earth Edition source: theguardian.com \| share:	24

Mon March 02, 2020
		Remnants of Eighties beach picnic, unearthed by windstorm near Liverpool, include old sweet wrappers, crisp packets, juice boxes, fizzy drink cans, and 1983-dated loaf of bread. Further discoveries will have to await a New Wave source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Super-puff planets could be Saturn-like worlds with large ring systems, three little girls, and an angry chimp source: forbes.com \| share:	10
		Attention citizens of planet Earth, Richard Lewis is not as miserable as he appears. But he's still miserable source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	31

Sat February 29, 2020
		You've finally figured out the rules for leap years. Wait till we get to Mars. You bet there will be math. And arguments source: nytimes.com \| share:	14

Thu February 27, 2020
		Wait, isn't that the flag of East Turkestan? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8
		Chinese lander probes deep into the backside of the moon source: physicsworld.com \| share:	6
		Large newly exoplanet could have the right conditions for life, but what of love? source: phys.org \| share:	10
		Sometimes when you get matched with that special someone distance just doesn't matter- you're going to put your probe in her nozzle no matter how long it takes source: arstechnica.com \| share:	11

Wed February 26, 2020
		Now we know why Boeing's Starliner had such crappy software resulting in a failure to get to the ISS. Next time, actually bother to test the software back on Earth before you launch it into space. Fail trumps obvious source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	45
		Engineers at MIT have designed a framework for deciding the strategy best suited for deflecting an Earth-bound asteroid source: sparkonit.com \| share:	18
		Old and tired: Ending Daylight Saving Time. New and wired: Ending Leap Years source: newswise.com \| share:	75

Tue February 25, 2020
		Investment bank warns clients not to do the thing it gave them billions of dollars to do source: inquisitr.com \| share:	4
		Investment bank warns clients not to do the thing it gave them billions of dollars to do source: inquisitr.com \| share:	4
		The secret to losing weight? Disneyland source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	34

Mon February 24, 2020
		Say say hello hello to Gonggong source: cnet.com \| share:	17
		Mars has Earthquakes. Which is odd, because you'd think those things would only occur on Earth source: space.com \| share:	31

Sun February 23, 2020
		The DC Superheroines of the CW: Batwoman at 8 PM EST, Supergirl an hour later. We haven't had a Fark LIVE thread for The CW DC shows since Crisis on Infinite Earths source: twitter.com \| share:	31
		Flat Earther becomes flatliner in rocket launch source: heavy.com \| share:	349

Sat February 22, 2020
		Japan to land on the moon and bring moon samples back to Earth. This is not a repeat of Neil, Buzz, and Mike in 1969. For one thing, they are going to a slightly more distant moon. Be afraid, be very afraid source: arstechnica.com \| share:	35

Fri February 21, 2020
		I literally went to the Throne Room of God," she said. "There was a mist that was coming off the water, and I went to the Throne Room of God, and I didn't see God's face clearly, but I saw the face of God ... I knew it was the face of God" source: deadstate.org \| share:	175

Thu February 20, 2020
		New geologic age gets named after a site in Japan where there's evidence of the last time earth's magnetic field reversed source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	15
		"To be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it" source: phys.org \| share:	16
		Pole vaulter has 'OW my scrotum' moment after nasty fall that leaves him with 18 stitches (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	27
		Bacteria on the International Space Station no more dangerous than earthbound strains, according to researchers Kang and Kodos of the Andromeda Institute source: phys.org \| share:	2
		Hottest London fashion trend for women: the unibrow source: pagesix.com \| share:	111

Wed February 19, 2020
		A "Choose Your Own Asteroid Deflection Adventure" book? source: phys.org \| share:	13
		Christian Minister (to young women): Don't love and accept yourselves. You don't deserve to source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	100
		The earth's getting warmer, and the oceans are getting LOUDDDDDDER source: phys.org \| share:	11
		Exactly one year from today, NASA will be landing its new rover on Mars source: mars.nasa.gov \| share:	15
		So stay with TruNews on this one; Zionists are using transgender rights to force everyone in the world to become androgynous for reasons source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	70

Tue February 18, 2020
		The latest Twitter conspiracy theory may have you starting to believe that Twitter users are the dumbest, most bored farking people on Earth. Unless, of course, you believed that already, in which case here's another piece of evidence for you source: slate.com \| share:	15
		Syrian refugee flees war torn hellscape and settles in to his new home of Baltimore source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	33

Mon February 17, 2020
(Some Guy)		Christian Witches Convene Coven, Confer, Conference, Conjure source: activistmommy.com \| share:	50
		Jeff Bezos says he's emptying his pockets and car's ashtrays to fight climate change source: businessinsider.com \| share:	75
		'I'm significant', screamed the dust speck source: nypost.com \| share:	25
		In another attempt to emulate the success of the Biggest shiat Show on Earth the UK now has its own version of Stephen Miller source: independent.co.uk \| share:	40
		Not news: The Hobbits now have a launch pad in Virginia in addition to their New Zealand site. News: NASA will now pay them $9.95 million to launch a hobbit-sized payload to the Moon. This is not-so-good news for Kerbals and Oompa Loompas source: techcrunch.com \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		A Panda Daycare exists and it's absotootly adorable source: buzznick.com \| share:	4

Sun February 16, 2020
		The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling foot loose and fancy free today and needs some dancing music. What song gets your feet out on the dance floor? (or at least bobbing your head in a dancelike manner) source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	290

Sat February 15, 2020
		Space station crew to Earth: Send moar candy and cheese source: apnews.com \| share:	18
		Bad: climate change could destroy half the Earth's animal and plant species by 2070. Good: the planet becoming less crowded with no yard work left to do source: nypost.com \| share:	81
		For the 30th anniversary of the iconic "Pale Blue Dot" photo taken by Voyager 1 of Earth, NASA used modern image-processing software to upgrade and enhance the photo source: upi.com \| share:	32
		Could gravitational waves ever cause damage on Earth? source: forbes.com \| share:	35

Fri February 14, 2020
		NASA now says that the giant asteroid hurtling towards earth will miss by a few million miles, citing orbital calculations, and the fact that Morgan Freeman is not President source: thehill.com \| share:	28

Thu February 13, 2020
		Behold, the hideous yet strangely beautiful car that was the Aztek. No, not that one, the other one source: jalopnik.com \| share:	32
		Aside from sore muscles and trouble with balance, NASA's new record-setting astronaut said she's readjusting well to gravity after nearly 11 months in space, and she's really getting the hang of her new psionic tentacles and robo-telepathy source: phys.org \| share:	10
		The universe might be taking our "Giant Meteor 2020" calls a little too seriously source: space.com \| share:	67

Wed February 12, 2020
		Edgy designer goes retro and builds a mobile phone with a rotary dial that looks like it's 40 years old. So edgy, so retro source: gizmodo.com \| share:	21
		This truly is god-level trolling source: thepoke.co.uk \| share:	97
		Saturn's most Earth-like moon just failed a key test for alien life, so maybe we should just give it some space source: livescience.com \| share:	8

Tue February 11, 2020
		In 2019, the Wuhan Coronavirus seemed like just another foreign pandemic but it wasn't. It was COVID-19. It was COVID-19. 19. N- N- N- N- 19 N- N- 19 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	65
		Astronomers are creeped out by a mysterious deep-space object sending signals to Earth every 16 days. Why? Their supercomputer models have deciphered the signals as alien booty-call texts asking "U Up?" and "I wanna gleekflob your fimmelberb" source: nypost.com \| share:	126
		Microsoft is bragging about building Earth's largest AI language model, but is refusing to let it out of the lab. Or so Skynet would have you believe source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	6

Mon February 10, 2020
		Trump to cancel the White House's cable subscription to BBCA. Wait till he finds out it's bundled with Fox News source: thehill.com \| share:	45
		Researchers suggest an "anti-solar panel" could work at night if it operates exactly opposite of a regular panel. So the opposite of smug and self-righteous? source: inverse.com \| share:	42
		"Help. I am trapped in an intergalactic floating fortune cookie factory" source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	28
		New solar probe will change the way we look at the sun. Also, don't look at the sun source: space.com \| share:	13

Sun February 09, 2020
		We are alone. So very alone. Take care of yourself...and each other (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	103
		Marc Almond says he's gone through all the vices and sins and is done with all that source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Sat February 08, 2020
		Poll: Giant Meteor 2020 is the favorite source: thehill.com \| share:	114

Fri February 07, 2020
		Look out, carbon based life forms. Looks like V*Ger's back source: inverse.com \| share:	30
		Let's build luxury condos with a dearth of parking in a city with mediocre mass transit. What could go wrong? source: seattletimes.com \| share:	56
		Fox & Friends guest says that Trump's presidency has been "probably three of the greatest years since maybe Jesus walked the earth with his ministry" source: twitter.com \| share:	177
		"Subduction Resurrection" is the name of subby's light rock band source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	7
		Climate Change has caused the oceans to actually speed up, something scientists hadn't expected to see until the end of the century source: washingtonpost.com \| share: