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Wed July 18, 2018       There's a new phase in the Earth's history - the Meghalayan Age - defined as the length of time between two Meghan Markle stories in the Daily Mail Online source: bbc.com   |   share: 6         Batman and He-Man are teaming up. This is not a drill source: screenrant.com   |   share: 40         WeWork takes a stand for Planet Earth, refuses to comp business meals that include meat. "Avoiding meat is one of the biggest things an individual can do to reduce their personal environmental impact... even more than switching to a hybrid car" source: fortune.com   |   share: 98   Tue July 17, 2018       For some reason that makes any sense whatsoever, Elon Musk is donating ten times more money to Republicans than Democrats. Sure, sure, it's to keep dialogue open. Here's some dialogue, support Democrats, prove you have a brain source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 106         Trump's favorite competitor has just become the richest man in modern history source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: 36   Mon July 16, 2018       Good news everyone. My "Eskimo friends" assure me global warming is a fraud source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: 58         Good news: Parts of Earth are up to 2% diamonds. Bad news: Some settling may have occurred during shipment source: news.mit.edu   |   share: 22   Sun July 15, 2018       Get out your lawn chairs, refreshments, telescopes. Planets on parade the next few weeks source: nj.com   |   share: 23   Sat July 14, 2018       NASA may have detected another volcano on Jupiter's moon, Io, and will attempt no landings there, either source: phys.org   |   share: 57   Fri July 13, 2018       My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari source: bbc.com   |   share: 19   Thu July 12, 2018       A Blood Moon hits your eye just as Mars goes on by, that's apocalypse source: www1.cbn.com   |   share: 70         A Blood Moon hits your eye just as Mars goes on by, that's apocalypse source: www1.cbn.com   |   share: 70         Scientists may have discovered organic material on Mars back in 1976, then destroyed it. USA, USA, USA source: foxnews.com   |   share: 7         Getting divorced to be able to better afford your child's healthcare. This is an idea being considered in the richest land on Earth source: msn.com   |   share: 110         Earthquake in Mexico inadvertently reveals the angry source of its power source: bbc.com   |   share: 38         Video demonstrates cats may sense earthquake before it happens. So run for cover if your cat ever looks like this source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 78         Halle Berry looks so young because of bone broth.... Wait, wait, WHAT? source: msn.com   |   share: 73   Wed July 11, 2018       Unearthing the secrets of ramen source: eatsiptrip.10best.com   |   share: 19   Tue July 10, 2018       Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this source: tallahassee.com   |   share: 11   (Some Guy)       The unexamined life is not worth living... but YOU'LL never find out source: morepotatoes.com   |   share: 12   Mon July 09, 2018       50 gorgeous photos of the last unspoiled places on Earth, because who doesn't like beautiful scenery? source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 27   Sat July 07, 2018       It's starting to look like scientists were entirely wrong about global warming. Fark: It's actually much worse than they ever predicted source: usatoday.com   |   share: 102   Fri July 06, 2018       Earth is at its greatest distance from the Sun. So if you're going to attack Superman now would be the time source: nytimes.com   |   share: 23   Thu July 05, 2018       Other than inventing the Hot Cocoa Sampler Box™ and ripping out the still-beating hearts of sacrificial victims, what else can the Aztecs teach us? source: rawstory.com   |   share: 33   Wed July 04, 2018       Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class source: inverse.com   |   share: 93         It may be time to leave Hawaii when people are filming lava tornadoes. I said LAVA TORNADOES, people source: iflscience.com   |   share: 52   Tue July 03, 2018 (Some Guy)       NASA spacecraft to touch the sun, possibly taste the rainbow source: alphr.com   |   share: 47         Even after 3 unsuccessful surgeries, man still wants to achieve his big dream: to look like a "space elf" source: people.com   |   share: 105         Meteorites that smash into Earth only come from a handful of locations. Scientists consider whether to focus future research on those areas or just bomb them all to hell source: space.com   |   share: 19         We know what smacked Uranus sideways, and it wasn't that creepy guy from accounts receivable source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: 25   Mon July 02, 2018       Is your personal spacecraft in working order? Do you need vacation ideas? Mars is closest to Earth since 2003 source: space.com   |   share: 17   Sun July 01, 2018       The Grail is back as Jesse and Tulip seek to escape Angelville--but not before Tulip has to fulfill God's will and "get rid of those sonsabiatches." Will the Custer family escape the wrath unscathed? Will Lara? Preacher, 10 PM ET on AMC source: gamespot.com   |   share: 16   Sat June 30, 2018       If we want a real apocalypse from an asteroid that will destroy the planet, this is how big it needs to be. Here's hoping source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 102         If you weigh 175 lbs., on Ryugu you weigh 1/30th of an ounce. If you're a Farker who weighs 250 lbs., on Ryugu you weigh 1/15th of an ounce. If you're a TotalFarker who weighs 500 lbs., on Ryugu you weigh 1/7th of an ounce source: syfy.com   |   share: 33   Fri June 29, 2018       Decision 3: Oh Hell No source: cbssports.com   |   share: 41         One of the few items recovered from the Challenger explosion in 1986 was a soccer ball brought by the first Asian-American astronaut. 30 years later, it finally made it into orbit on the ISS source: espn.com   |   share: 62         While you were shuffling around the kitchen in your bunny slippers this 69-year-old double-amputee scaled Mt Everest source: foxnews.com   |   share: 37   Thu June 28, 2018       Buzz Aldrin wants to bomb Mars to make it livable. We should test this on Detroit first to see if it works source: foxnews.com   |   share: 22         As far as humans are concerned, Mars has two stories. But the other one is not as good as Ray Bradbury's source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 17         Fervent conspiracy theorists may be the easiest to deradicalize says new study by Illuminati supported baby stealing organ harvesting lizard people who secretly control everything on our beautiful flat Earth source: wired.com   |   share: 64         Ocean spray on Saturn's moon contains the ingredients for life. What can't cranberries do? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 26         This city in Oman never had the temperature drop below 109 degrees on this day, most likely the highest minimum temperature ever recorded on Earth source: msn.com   |   share: 48   Wed June 27, 2018       Huge, puffy alien planet wants to be friends source: space.com   |   share: 14         All the ways that iced coffee is a plague on your body and the earth source: eatsiptrip.10best.com   |   share: 25         Archaeologists hunting for prehistoric Stonehenge-like site which disappeared more than 35 years ago, before most Millennials walked the Earth source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: 14         Japanese spacecraft arrives at diamond-shaped asteroid. Horseshoe, clover-shaped asteroids to follow source: huffingtonpost.co.uk   |   share: 11         Oh nothing, just a massive asteroid that could have caused Armageddon got very close to hitting us source: pennlive.com   |   share: 57         The company that sends you tickets in the mail and hounds to you the ends of the earth over a misread license plate is about to trade on NASDAQ. Activist investors, man your battle stations source: thenewspaper.com   |   share: 14   Tue June 26, 2018       New supervolcano developing under MA, VT, and NH. Don't panic, it's not set to erupt until approximately 50 million years have passed, about when Tom Brady retires source: foxnews.com   |   share: 59         Earth's way of telling aliens, 'Don't land here' source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 27         One person on planet Earth is surprised that Harley Davidson is moving some production overseas... He is your President source: cnbc.com   |   share: 139         Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass source: rawstory.com   |   share: 27         Gilligan has not aged well (NSFWish) source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 84   Mon June 25, 2018       DM says you're gonna die, roll a D8 source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 31         The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS] source: screenrant.com   |   share: 138   Sat June 23, 2018       I picked up a new sport as a hobby, any Farkers willing to be my practice partner? source: wimp.com   |   share: 22   Fri June 22, 2018       Antarctica is getting taller. And Leon's getting LAAAARRRRRGER source: livescience.com   |   share: 19         Antarctica is getting taller. And Leon's getting LAAAARRRRRGER source: livescience.com   |   share: 19   (Some Guy)       Less likely to end your marriage than Risk or Monopoly it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Shadowrun Returns Deluxe is free at HB & all Monkey Island games are now at GOG. What games did you love way back when but played recently & it didn't hold up? source: humblebundle.com   |   share: 187   (SoraNews24)       And this is why you need to earthquake-proof your porn stash source: soranews24.com   |   share: 28   Thu June 21, 2018 (wccftech.com)       Good news: the cryptocurrency crash has resulted in decreased demand for graphics cards and bringing prices back down to earth for gamers to enjoy. Bad news: Nvidia is stuck with excess inventory, hundreds of thousands of GPUs with nowhere to go source: wccftech.com   |   share: 43         Is the Solstice the hottest day of the year? No, but the air conditioning in my Solstice went out ages ago, so same difference source: foxnews.com   |   share: 8         Is the Solstice the hottest day of the year? No, but the air conditioning in my Solstice went out ages ago, so same difference source: foxnews.com   |   share: 8   Wed June 20, 2018       Nasa warns of frightening 'vulnerability' in Earth's asteroid defence systems. WERNSTROM source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 26         El Niño watch issued for the USA this winter, with effects on temperature and snowfall TBD. In case you had forgotten, El Niño is Sp- Aaaaah, you know the rest source: kgw.com   |   share: 15         Thursday, June 21 marks the summer solstice for the Northern Hemisphere. Here are 6 things about this annual event, besides that there will be more hot days ahead source: vox.com   |   share: 5         Scienticians are fairly certain Skynet will soon be able to predict, control the weather source: phys.org   |   share: 8         West Virginia's noodling and frog seasons are open. "No better time than now to go frog gigging" source: herald-dispatch.com   |   share: 41   Tue June 19, 2018       In wake of Osaka earthquake, Twitter buzz begins fingering foreigners for unspecified "crimes" committed against native Japanese. "Who are those Koreans poisoning water in the wells every time a quake happens?" source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 32         Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-10 to Sat 2018-06-16 - spiderraccon, one job, Earth is a zoo, and the batsignal source: fark.com   |   share: 8   Mon June 18, 2018       Extreme Venus Weather may cause the length of its day to change, is also the name of my porn-jazz-themed Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 6         Tonight, on the season finale of Supergirl, the grand battle between dairy and vegan alternatives rages on as the Earth hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET) source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 74         Mars is about to be the closest it's been to Earth in 15 years. Wait wasn't this a Futurama episode? source: time.com   |   share: 25         Photographer volunteers to work as a chef at the South Pole over the winter to capture incredible photos, videos. With some of the most amazing photos subby has ever seen source: wnep.com   |   share: 38         Dirty domes, done dirt cheap source: abc.net.au   |   share: 56         Mexicans were celebrating their victory over Germany so hard they caused a literal earthquake today in the capital city source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 7   Sun June 17, 2018       Hubble shows what a little dust storm can do to the whole planet of Mars. Subby's Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator ready for anyone who says the June 17 APotD is a repeat from 2001 source: apod.nasa.gov   |   share: 18         NASA deliberately de-rezzed and blurred video images from the moon before showing them to the public, although they say it was to keep the Russians from knowing about their spy satellite capability and not to hide the presence of alien moon bases source: boingboing.net   |   share: 33         According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 103         'What on earth is that Harold?'. 'Well Mildred, it appears to be a rather large turd. Hrumph And in the middle of the park, too' source: nypost.com   |   share: 33   Sat June 16, 2018       One of the benefits of a warmer planet is that it could make deadly bacteria more resistant to antibiotics. Okay, that's a benefit for bacteria. For the rest of us, yeah, we're hosed source: popsci.com   |   share: 19         How do we know the age of the Solar System? We now know Earth, asteroids, and the Sun are slightly different source: forbes.com   |   share: 22         Iowa farm girl kicks it into earth orbit like 10,000 times source: cbc.ca   |   share: 24         China plans mission to the dark side of the moon not knowing there's is no dark side of the moon really, matter off fact it's all dark source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 50   Fri June 15, 2018       Scientists discover stardust on Earth older than our Sun. Still unclear when the visiting alien's spacecraft arrived, or when they'll attack source: bgr.com   |   share: 15         Supermassive black hole eats a star for dinner then shows its appreciation with a massive burp source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14   Thu June 14, 2018       Spiffy: Possibly the coolest picture of the Earth taken from the Moon taken. Weird: By the Saudi Arabian space program. PSA: Whose camera hitched a ride on a Chinese probe. Interesting: That probe hitched a ride on a larger Chinese probe source: twitter.com   |   share: 31         Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell the the odds and never tell them that it is a repeat from yesterday's headline as it is a different spacecraft source: planetary.org   |   share: 14   Wed June 13, 2018       New Comics (6/13) Man-Thor is back. Also, Nancy Drew, Plastic Man, Lost Light, Darkhawk and if you aren't into the whole brevity thing, Hawkman source: insidepulse.com   |   share: 2         NASA has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell them the odds source: planetary.org   |   share: 12         Michael Schur explains last season's finale of The Good Place, although all you really need to know is that it's one of the best forking shows on television. [SPOILERS, obviously] source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 64         "How should we celebrate the 20th anniversary of this?" muses federal judge source: theonion.com   |   share: 1   Tue June 12, 2018       The Opportunity rover, having lasted fourteen years rather than the planned three months, now in jeopardy due to dust source: theverge.com   |   share: 41         Hey, Randall started posting What-Ifs again source: what-if.xkcd.com   |   share: 37         Astronomers find source of mysterious microwaves. Didn't even know there was a Costco in that part of the galaxy source: theguardian.com   |   share: 6         Today, in what is most certainly a coincidence, net neutrality and Netflix stopped source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 14   Mon June 11, 2018       Tonight, on Supergirl, as the season draws to a close, Kara is left to wonder, who'll stop the Reign. (CW 8ET) source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 44         DNA study proves the Earth is a zoo source: techtimes.com   |   share: 44   Sun June 10, 2018       Magnitude 3.9 earthquake strikes England, strong enough to make people out drinking on Saturday night walk straight for a few steps source: theguardian.com   |   share: 51   Sat June 09, 2018 (Some ET)       Photoshop this ancient visitor to Earth source: ancientufo.org   |   share: 20         Kyrie Irving magnanimously admits that both sides have valid points in the "earth is flat" vs "earth is round" debate source: deadspin.com   |   share: 36   Fri June 08, 2018       Scientists recover lost NASA tapes from the monumental Apollo space missions, solve decades old mystery of why moon's surface temperature spiked by one to two degrees Celsius (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 37         A safer place to hang out than that Barovian castle it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Fortified which is free (and you keep it forever it's not a free weekend thing). What have you been playing? Side note: worst game you ever bought? source: store.steampowered.com   |   share: 255         Here are the most uninhabitable places on Earth, ranging from a town with a mine fire to a security site in the desert source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 26   Thu June 07, 2018       NASA to hold press conference to announce it has found 'something' on Mars discussion thread. 2pm ET source: bgr.com   |   share: 218         Here's your instruction manual for how to create a bottomless pit here on Earth source: forbes.com   |   share: 21         The morning will come. Brightly it will shine on the brave and true source: dailymotion.com   |   share: 16   Wed June 06, 2018       In the year 2030 an alien civilization from the Luyten's Star system receives a message from Earth: ♫ oontz oontz oontz oontz ♫ source: inverse.com   |   share: 33   Tue June 05, 2018       According to scientists there are valuable rare earth minerals on the ocean floor. Companies that share the same sediment race to send in mining robots source: wired.com   |   share: 10         Dark American mysteries in the Statue of Liberty and a journey to alien earths on tonight's Tuesday Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: carlsagan.com   |   share: 148   Mon June 04, 2018 (Some tin-foil hat wearing guy)       NASA releases 4K video of the moon, which should effectively end the moon landing conspiracy. You'd like to think that wouldn't you? source: thespaceacademy.org   |   share: 99         Study finds that the IPCC is misleading us about the effect of climate change. Good thing Trump pulled us out of the Paris Accord then source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 25   Sun June 03, 2018       Unearthed ancient waka found to not be a waka, according to researchers at Fozzie Bear Institute of Archeology source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: 25         Astronomers locate neutron star over 200,000 light years from Earth, cannot confirm whether it is dancing or not source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com   |   share: 31         Just when you think all the good race horse names have been taken, you get proven wrong in the best way possible source: screengrabber.deadspin.com   |   share: 39   Sat June 02, 2018       This is what happens when you find a lizard in the Alps source: yahoo.com   |   share: 9   Fri June 01, 2018 (Some Dish)       If you're a flat-earther who speaks English, Google will accurately describe your belief to the French source: thetelegraff.com   |   share: 24         Atmosphere, active surface, five moons, possible ocean, possible volcanism, tectonics, glaciation, and now, sand dunes. But it's nothing like a planet source: cnn.com   |   share: 43   Thu May 31, 2018       Astronauts, kissing in the capsule. Oh man, look at those spacemen go. It's the freakiest show (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 23         Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong source: twitter.com   |   share: 53   Wed May 30, 2018       And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill source: twitter.com   |   share: 24   Tue May 29, 2018       Televangelist claims that Jebus wants people to buy him a new $54 million Dassault Falcon 7X business jet, because his three other jets aren't up to par source: nola.com   |   share: 251   Mon May 28, 2018       When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 25         NASA: We put these golden records on our Voyager probes to show aliens a portrait of humanity and a guide to life on Earth. Aliens: WTF? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 86   Sun May 27, 2018       German amusement park tries to counter Disneyland's "The Happiest Place on Earth" claim. Fark: As "The Most On-Fire Place on Earth". Many guests had to evacuate. Also, people had to leave the park source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 21   Sat May 26, 2018       Alan Bean, 4th man to walk on the moon, has died, reducing the I've Been to Another World Club to 4 source: npr.org   |   share: 50   (Some Guy who's ready)       And the new end of the world date is "spins wheel" ...June 24th 2018 source: incrediblenat.com   |   share: 105   Fri May 25, 2018       Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 51         Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana source: fox59.com   |   share: 25   Thu May 24, 2018       The top 10 new species for 2018. By "new," they mean recently discovered, not recently evolved or recently intelligently designed source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 14         NASA's InSight mission to Mars has cubes for companionship, a new Pale Blue Dot photo to show source: iflscience.com   |   share: 16         Mueller spake, and the Earth shook, and the ground cracked open, and swallowed Rudy Giuliani whole source: twitter.com   |   share: 156         Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps source: krtv.com   |   share: 62   Wed May 23, 2018       Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 39         Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 77         Old white lady who wrote Earth Wind & Fire's September says Taylor Swift's unplugged cover of it sounds "lethargic as a drunk turtle ... boring." Subby's mind is blown by both awful cover idea and the fact a white person came up with that EW&F jam source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 82   Tue May 22, 2018       Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman' source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 58         Old and busted: Basketball players saying the earth is flat. New hotness: Basketball players saying the earth is round, but it's an illusion source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Mon May 21, 2018       NASA launching new satellites to measure lumpy gravity. No word yet on who satellites will be targeting after Sean Hannity source: npr.org   |   share: 45         Getting our arses to Mars is one thing, but having babies on Mars will be a crazy challenge source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 41         China: ♫ ♬ And I'll see you on the dark side of the mooooooooon ♫ ♬ source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 12         Humans are just 0.01% of all living things, but we are working hard to fix that source: theguardian.com   |   share: 37   Fri May 18, 2018       Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The fate of the Earth rests in the hand of Phil Coulson. Unless the agents can stop Graviton the time loop will remain unbroken and next season start in space... again. (ABC 9ET) source: screenrant.com   |   share: 159         Thundercats no source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 85         Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds" source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 30   Thu May 17, 2018       Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) claims rocks falling into the ocean are responsible for sea level rise. Says it will spill over the edge of the flat Earth so we shouldn't worry about it source: rawstory.com   |   share: 155         And on the sixth day, God said, Let the earth bring forth lizards that bleed lime green source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 12   Wed May 16, 2018       17 weird things about Fark's favorite state, as if it isn't weird enough already source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 8         "Tiny, Mars-bound satellite snaps its first image of Earth and the Moon." It's not a very good photographer source: space.com   |   share: 13         Someday archaeologists will pour plaster into voids in the ash near Kilauea and the results will be shaped like guys holding golf clubs source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 60   Tue May 15, 2018       Proof of alien warriors on Mars. Pareidolia warning source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 40         Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on source: foxnews.com   |   share: 28         Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on source: foxnews.com   |   share: 28         Earthquake occurs at San Francisco Giants game. This is not a repeat of 1989 source: msn.com   |   share: 19         Josh Brolin gives the most honest analysis of the movie rivalry between DC and Marvel source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 92   Sun May 13, 2018       Explosions in the upper atmosphere, how do they work? source: newsweek.com   |   share: 12   Sat May 12, 2018       Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 73         Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet? source: fark.com   |   share: 46   Fri May 11, 2018       Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson turns to an unlikely ally to save the Earth... Barry Allen. They're doomed. (ABC 9ET) source: hollywoodlife.com   |   share: 59         A "globe earther" reports on a flat earth convention, and ... it's exactly what you'd expect source: vice.com   |   share: 133   (Some Guy)       Less frustrating than finding your dog ate one of your code wheels it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Flame In The Flood which is free. Oddworld - Abes Oddysee is also free at Steam. What have you been playing this week? source: humblebundle.com   |   share: 269   Wed May 09, 2018       Earthquakes. Molten lava. What next? How about some acid rain for Hawaii source: fox6now.com   |   share: 40         Bookmakers refuse £100 bet that Earth is flat. "I am sure that I am right, but willing to be proven wrong, a bookmaker just needs to step up to the plate and take my bet, I would have thought they would like the easy money" source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 68   Tue May 08, 2018       Could the reason that we haven't met aliens yet be because they're all trapped on super high gravity worlds that they can't escape from? Subby's not sure, but would like to keep that excuse on file for the next time he can't make it into work source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 205   (Some Guy)       UFO struck by lightning bolt, followed by flying hammer source: outerplaces.com   |   share: 44   Mon May 07, 2018       What Groot said at end of "Avengers: Infinity War." (Spoilers) source: comicbook.com   |   share: 134         Goddamn I sure hope so source: theweek.com   |   share: 78   Sun May 06, 2018       Africa. Home to some of the deadliest predators on Earth. The Lion. The Leopard. The Cheetah. The Giraffe. The Nile Croco....wait, hold up a minute source: msn.com   |   share: 97   Fri May 04, 2018       NASA's InSight lander readies for launch to TV studio, off edge of earth, your mom's house source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 9         NASA's InSight lander readies for launch to TV studio, off edge of earth, your mom's house source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 9       Why you should skip naked gardening day source: pennlive.com   |   share: 148         No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com source: slate.com   |   share: 16         Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap source: charitybuzz.com   |   share: 70   Thu May 03, 2018       Yeah, fine, save the Earth, whatever. As long as I can get mammoth ribs. Do it already source: msn.com   |   share: 24   Wed May 02, 2018       A series of earthquakes under Kilauea volcano indicate a new eruption is possible. Peter and Bobby apologize and promise to return the Tiki source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: 56         Flat-earthers now say ships sailing off the edge of the world don't fall off but get Pac-Man'ed to the other side of the world. Gravity still sucks source: newsweek.com   |   share: 291         Last year's solar eclipse set off wave in upper atmosphere. Scientists having trouble determining impact as particles keep standing up, sitting down source: sciencenews.org   |   share: 15         Jeff Bezos believes that one day all of Earth will be zoned for residential and light industry source: slate.com   |   share: 42   Tue May 01, 2018       NASA scientists suggest we search the moon for evidence of lizard people. No, really source: aol.com   |   share: 31         Small earthquakes caused by migrating gasses in the underground, which also goes along way to explaining your Uncle Bob's continual silly grin source: phys.org   |   share: 5         "I'm a shark I'm a shark I'm super important to one of the oldest languages on Earth yeeeeeaaahh I'm a shark" source: bbc.com   |   share: 9   Mon April 30, 2018       Britain held a Flat Earth conference, and its attendees were told turtles didn't exist and gravity is a lie source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 135   Sat April 28, 2018       Jim Bakker says God wants you to heed his warnings that the apocalypse is nigh and the only way to ensure your survival is buying one of Bakker's prepper buckets source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: 170         Ha Ha...we're all going to DIE. Scientists now say it's 100 percent certain Earth will get hit by a catastrophic asteroid and we'll all be wiped out at any moment source: news.com.au   |   share: 75   Fri April 27, 2018 (Some Guy)       It mostly comes at night, mostly. It's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Happy Alien Day. Link goes to a sale on the various Alien related games. What have you been playing? Battletech? Sword of Ditto? Tell us inside. Side note what's your next upgrade? source: humblebundle.com   |   share: 303         Come for the amazing Chris Pratt vocals, stay for the surprise center square. Presenting: The Marvel Bunch source: ew.com   |   share: 40   Thu April 26, 2018       China opens the first personless bank. Don't we already have that? It's called an ATM source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 19   Tue April 24, 2018 (OU Daily)       In Oklahoma, you can cornhole for meteorology source: oudaily.com   |   share: 9         Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen source: patheos.com   |   share: 92         Here's what was picked in Antarctica's first vegetable garden harvest. Did your favorite veggies make the cut? source: eatsiptrip.10best.com   |   share: 17         We have finally identified almost all the closest stars to Earth. Here's what we've learned source: forbes.com   |   share: 38         Boiling lake found on Mars. Evidently where they plan to cook, eat us source: pravdareport.com   |   share: 44   Mon April 23, 2018       While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled source: macrumors.com   |   share: 6         David Tennant says the Good Omens series will be "epic," though he's probably still getting over how the music he leaves in his car keeps turning to Queen after a fortnight source: ew.com   |   share: 60         Hey, remember, Nibiru is supposed to usher in the apocalypse today, so don't make any dinner plans source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 68   Sun April 22, 2018       Neil deGrasse Tyson, First Galatic Emperor of Earth, believes that asteroid mining will help prevent future wars and conflicts over access to terrestrial resources, once space becomes 'our' backyard source: inquisitr.com   |   share: 99         Happy Earth Day. Anyone miss those non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers McDonald's used to have? source: ajc.com   |   share: 59   Sat April 21, 2018       Scientists 'confident' that polygon features seen on Mars were formed by MUD, speculate they cover a maze of twisty underground passages, all alike source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 35   Fri April 20, 2018       Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Leo and Gemma are held captive by Ruby, luckily her endless monologuing will provide them with enough knowledge to escape and thwart her short sighted plans.(ABC 9ET) source: tvline.com   |   share: 58         Not just one apocalypse but a double whammy of apocalypses will end the world on both April 23 and June 24. Enjoy your final days source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 102   (Some Guy)       A safer bet than any of the LJN movie tie-in games it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Satellite Reign from Humble Bundle. What have you been playing? Side note what game(s) are you eagerly awaiting? Tell us inside source: humblebundle.com   |   share: 323   Thu April 19, 2018       Remember when NASA lost a Mars probe in 1999 because of a metric / imperial conversion mistake? It was more complicated than that, as this article written 19 years ago so thoroughly explains in excruciating detail, back when folks had attention spans source: spectrum.ieee.org   |   share: 26         One of J.R.R. Tolkien's earliest unfinished short stories about Middle Earth to be expanded into novel, film trilogy, mediocre Netflix series, action figures, a Ralph Bakshi cartoon and whatever the hell else you wanna throw on this garbage heap source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: 49         When we figure out how far Earth is from those things in the sky, we'll let you know source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 51         Diamond inside meteorite offer clues to destroyed planet, marriage source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 4   Wed April 18, 2018       538 declares that "It's time for more lasers". Finally, a policy proposal we can all get behind source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 17         Here's what to look for when deciding if advanced civilizations existed millions of years before us. Be careful with those pylon podium crystals source: livescience.com   |   share: 53   Mon April 16, 2018       New NASA satellite is our best chance to find Earth 2, although I think Netflix is carrying it so really, no fancy satellite needed source: salon.com   |   share: 36   Sun April 15, 2018       What really sucks about the world coming to a cataclysmic end a week from tomorrow is that the IRS won't accept that as an excuse to file your taxes late. Bunch of soulless bureaucrats, I tell ya source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: 52   Fri April 13, 2018       Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and Talbot hang out with a bear while Fitz and Simmons continue to blame a time loop for their poor decision making. (ABC 9ET) source: screenrant.com   |   share: 64         Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico source: nautil.us   |   share: 35         Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico source: nautil.us   |   share: 35   Thu April 12, 2018       Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 183   Wed April 11, 2018       So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed source: reuters.com   |   share: 20         Ken Ham can't find enough creationist workers, so he's loosening restrictions on who he will employ at his museum source: patheos.com   |   share: 65   Tue April 10, 2018       This just in: The Rapture has been rescheduled for April 23rd of this year. We're super serious this time. No fooling. Really. This is not a joke. You'll see. Mark your calendar. (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 70         Is extraterrestrial life out there? It may be more unlikely than you think source: realclearscience.com   |   share: 117   Mon April 09, 2018       Yeah, about that spy satellite which "fell to Earth" after a faulty SpaceX launch source: theverge.com   |   share: 28         Antarctica's future may lie in the prehistoric forests of its past source: motherjones.com   |   share: 9   Fri April 06, 2018       Only 66% of millennials believe the earth is round? Oh my. Any chance we just go back to them eating Tide Pods? source: today.yougov.com   |   share: 224         Live nest camera captures bald eagle's reaction to California earthquake source: whnt.com   |   share: 66         Scientists science the shiat out of this source: apnews.com   |   share: 15   Thu April 05, 2018       Scientific American asks if we can survive on water worlds, apparently unaware that Kevin Costner has already answered this for us source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: 29         The Drake equation is broken, but here's how to fix it source: forbes.com   |   share: 66         Astronomer solves 70-year-old Ansel Adams mystery. In other news, Mount McKinley no longer exists source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: 32   Wed April 04, 2018       The scientists at the Daily Fail are predicting DOOM if New York were hit by a 7.0 earthquake, which would result in 6,000 buildings destroyed, mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 98   Tue April 03, 2018       Astronomers detect 72 incredibly bright explosions - and have no idea where they came from. Blurry pictures to the left, pictures of ancient aliens guy to the right source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 39         ISS being followed by pixels. The sun flare is there (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 10         Earthworm jerky exists, unfortunately source: boingboing.net   |   share: 14         Here's what 7 Wonders of the World would look like today if they hadn't been destroyed. Best computer reconstruction project ever source: youtube.com   |   share: 45         1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 150   Mon April 02, 2018       The planet Venus could have some sort of life form in its clouds. No word on whether they are women source: msn.com   |   share: 32   Sun April 01, 2018       Because of course this would fall to earth on April Fool's Day source: cnn.com   |   share: 64         Space stuff plummeting to Earth ETA moved to Monday. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 229         Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason source: wistv.com   |   share: 223         No matter how cool you think that Chinese space junk would look hanging above your bed, just leave it where you found it. It's not yours source: nypost.com   |   share: 124   Sat March 31, 2018 (Kenya Star)       The rest of Africa has had enough of Somalia, starts pushing it into island-state status source: the-star.co.ke   |   share: 25       Friday Throwback - Half in the bag completely eviscerates Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, notable because it includes the line 'He stole the money and embezzled it to all his friends' - and 3 years later they haven't been sued and the video's still up source: youtube.com   |   share: 69   Fri March 30, 2018       Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson uncovers Hale's true agenda. However, it's unclear how conquering the dairy industry will save the Earth from imminent destruction. (ABC 9ET) source: ign.com   |   share: 87         China: "You're welcome" source: phys.org   |   share: 21         Russia releases test footage of new missile. Could it be ... Satan? source: cnn.com   |   share: 66         The latest calculations from ESA on the trajectory of Chinese space junk says that you are totally out of harm's way... If you're in Antarctica. Everybody panic source: blogs.esa.int   |   share: 155   (Some Nerd Guy)       Today is TIANGONG-1's Reentry Eve's Eve. What are you doing to prepare? source: satflare.com   |   share: 30         Forget the Border Wall, we're going straight for 'Space Fence' source: abc7news.com   |   share: 40         Forget the Border Wall, we're going straight for 'Space Fence' source: abc7news.com   |   share: 40   Thu March 29, 2018       As follow up to their successful flamethrower, Elon Musk's Boring Company reinvents the pet rock source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 3         Grab your popcorn and learn how you can follow China's derelict space station as it falls to Earth this weekend source: mashable.com   |   share: 17         Short answer: No (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 14         With the Chinese Space Station falling back to Earth, what other strange things have fallen from the sky? source: pennlive.com   |   share: 28         What living on Earth would be like if the moon just decided to leave us source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 57   Wed March 28, 2018       For some reason, scientists aren't keen on one company's idea to create on-demand meteor showers. Pfft. What a bunch of party poopers source: npr.org   |   share: 43   Tue March 27, 2018       Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus" source: nbc4i.com   |   share: 26   (Some Kzin)       "Mom, the alien megastructure is acting weird again" source: alphr.com   |   share: 49         Who won and who lost in NASA's 2018 budget? (Spoiler: even the winners only get 6 months) source: forbes.com   |   share: 7         Now nobody panic, but a Chinese space station is out of control and hurtling towards Earth, and no one knows exactly where it will land. 每个人都紧张 source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 102   Sun March 25, 2018       "Houston, we have a birthday" source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 9         Feeling unlucky? The odds of getting hit with debris from China's falling space station are 1 in 300 trillion source: livescience.com   |   share: 36         OK, his steam-powered rocket worked, but I don't think he saw the edge of the "flat" Earth source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 134   Sat March 24, 2018       L.A. subway construction unearths a treasure trove of fossils. Although anyone looking for fossils in Southern California usually has to go no further than the Hometown Buffet in Palm Springs source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 31         No fooling, the sky may fall April first. Break out your hydrazine straws: free rocket fuel may be available source: usatoday.com   |   share: 47   Fri March 23, 2018       This weeks' story that Yellowstone is soon to blow and kill us all. This is warning number 5,245, and we're serious this time source: phys.org   |   share: 34   Thu March 22, 2018       Disco to threaten the earth's population one more time source: cnn.com   |   share: 30         5 reasons why astronomy is better from the ground than in space. Take that, Hubble source: forbes.com   |   share: 32   Wed March 21, 2018       We're not saying it's aliens, but here are 13 reasons why it's probably aliens source: nymag.com   |   share: 5         "Rampage" director: We want a realistic, down-to-earth movie... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with giant monsters source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 41         Solar-powered desalination plants could provide the starving nations of the Earth enough salt to last forever source: wired.co.uk   |   share: 70

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