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Sat July 24, 2021
		The 'Eye of Sauron' in Mordor is not located in Middle Earth, it has been located underwater 10,170 feet deep on the seabed in the form of an volcano (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	2
		.....because if we don't save the coral reefs, who will? source: sciencealert.com \| share:	7

Fri July 23, 2021
		Long-lost fragments of the Egyptian Book of the Dead held in Los Angeles are a perfect match with pieces in New Zealand. You fools, they were scattered to opposite ends of the earth for a reason. HEAVEN HELP US, IT AWAKES source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	21
		Japanese space probe reveals the never seen before night time weather of Hell source: space.com \| share:	10
		Can we have a race to see which space billionaire gives the most? source: delish.com \| share:	15

Thu July 22, 2021
		"If Superman uses that pod [that he arrived to Earth in as a child] and it's destroyed while saving the city, how is he ever going to get back home to Krypton?" source: cbr.com \| share:	31
		German researchers announce new results from the NASA InSight probe: Mars has a larger than expected core, that core is liquid, and the crust of Mars is thinner than expected source: dlr.de \| share:	27
		Lest you think that a cross-back apron is the kitchen equivalent of a Snuggie, know that it's clean and stylish enough that people may think it's actually part of your outfit (really, it happens to me all the time). ... Lest source: bonappetit.com \| share:	28
		Astronomers know precisely what satellite megaconstellations are going to do to our sky and our planet. And industry is going to fight tooth-and-nail to do it anyway source: forbes.com \| share:	33

Wed July 21, 2021
		Grimey Grimes shares unreleased track, continues plotting revenge against Homer Simpson source: nme.com \| share:	13
		Some people think the finales of Wandavision and Loki sync up. Wait till they see The Dark Side of Oz source: yahoo.com \| share:	20

Tue July 20, 2021
		July 20th 1969: "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed" source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share:	12
		Jeff Bezos admits that, yes, billionaires who use their fortunes to fund space adventures instead of addressing issues like poverty and climate change are pretty much narcissistic A-holes. But what are you gonna do about it, write him a bad review? source: cnn.com \| share:	368
		Much like his soccer team, Richard Branson will have to settle for second place, as Neil deGrasse Tyson explains that no, he did not go to space source: dnaindia.com \| share:	50
		Want to go to space? Have the cash to buy a seat? Congrats: you're now a terrible person and should feel bad about yourself source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10

Mon July 19, 2021
		When I was in college, I hoped to write ad copy for my boss' when-I-was-in-college videos source: theringer.com \| share:	7
		Old and busted: ghost peppers. New hotness: space peppers source: cnn.com \| share:	13

Sun July 18, 2021
		Today, we remember John Glenn, the first American to orbit the Earth, on what would have been his 100th birthday. Ad astra source: nasa.gov \| share:	15

Sat July 17, 2021
		Turns out the police officer who asked for backup after being pursued by a drone was really being followed by the planet Jupiter source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	63
		Dwayne Johnson claims Black Adam will make the DC universe watchable source: deadline.com \| share:	48

Fri July 16, 2021
		Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? source: ew.com \| share:	10
		Who's up for a scenic ride? source: msn.com \| share:	6
		A quarter of Americans are done with this planet source: today.yougov.com \| share:	37
		Sick of leap years? In only 4 million years, we won't need them anymore source: forbes.com \| share:	13
		Yes, but where else would you expect to find a historic poop? source: clickorlando.com \| share:	15

Thu July 15, 2021
		NASA is quickly approaching the "send Bruce Willis into space" level of risky schemes in efforts to restart the offline Hubble telescope source: sciencealert.com \| share:	38

Wed July 14, 2021
		We've had plague so I guess it's time for a flood source: axios.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		Is the US Space Force militarizing space? The easy answer is yes, but so are our adversaries source: thedebrief.org \| share:	38
		Shocked physicists describe the sun's electric field. You won't believe what electrons next source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Richard Branson believes that there's room for billionaires to do both space travel and put their money to good use tackling problems on Earth. He's still only going to do the space travel thing though source: today.com \| share:	100
		Welcome to the "Palace of Depression", which is what Subby's wife calls the bedroom. Hey, wait a minute source: cracked.com \| share:	25

Tue July 13, 2021
		Time again for the semi annual solar wind storm that will knock out power and communications but never happens article, except this time it's global source: hindustantimes.com \| share:	45
		South Korea wants you to slow down your cardio workouts source: nbcnews.com \| share:	21
(LeBron is King)		Study finds Tom Brady is world's third-most trolled athlete on Twitter. You're still number one here on Fark, Tom source: pickswise.com \| share:	17
		Billionaire Richard Branson was hardly "in space". He spent about a minute-and-a-half at the rim before falling back to earth, which is the functional equivalent of having a layover at JFK and then claiming you've been to New York City source: jalopnik.com \| share:	223

Sun July 11, 2021
		UFO "expert" says space station photo is evidence that aliens have circled the Earth and we should prepare to parlay with our incoming overlords source: news.com.au \| share:	252

Fri July 09, 2021
		Bangladeshi health officials: Don't have a (tiny) cow, man source: msn.com \| share:	8

Thu July 08, 2021
		Still bugger-all down here on Earth though source: twitter.com \| share:	54
		Everything you ever wanted to know about Gummy Bears but never thought to actually ask anyone, ever source: thetakeout.com \| share:	13
		It isn't just astronomers versus Elon Musk's Starlink anymore. There are plans for over 100,000 new satellites by the end of the decade source: forbes.com \| share:	56
		84-year-old author of Golgo 13, Earth's longest-lived manga series, explains he's been able to pump out chapters since 1968 because he has a rice-farmer mindset, and never took a vacation or missed a deadline source: soranews24.com \| share:	11

Wed July 07, 2021
(Some Guy)		"If the wealthy had ever planned to save our species from the coming climate catastrophe, they would be doing so now, and we would be watching them do it" source: neuburger.substack.com \| share:	72

Tue July 06, 2021
		For all the countless things that threaten human life on this Earth the thing that will actually spear us in the nads metaphorically will be conflict over Taiwan source: msn.com \| share:	62
		Former U2 stage manager saved from The Ocean after 52 days at sea. Every Breaking Wave could have meant his Last Night on Earth. Luckily he was Near the Island of Ireland source: rte.ie \| share:	40
		Because our government has no other problems to deal with here on Earth, Congressional hearings on UFOs might be starting soon source: thehill.com \| share:	59

Mon July 05, 2021
		The Moon doesn't just have an atmosphere, but also a tail that always faces away from the Sun. When Earth goes through the New Moon's trail, watch out source: forbes.com \| share:	18

Sun July 04, 2021
		The Oil companies knew about climate change 60 years ago and allowed it to happen source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Black holes may create the largest 'tsunamis' in the universe. Surf's up, dudes source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8
		"It only became the greatest show on earth when a small plane, presumably belonging to a Biden voter, circled overhead with the words 'Loser-Palooza'' scrolling in lights underneath its wings" source: theguardian.com \| share:	157

Sat July 03, 2021
(Some Guy)		And the next one is scheduled for Tuesday source: thefederal.com \| share:	17

Fri July 02, 2021
(Some Guy)		In keeping with "till the earth tuesday" for the gardeners, can we get a "fish keeper friday" recurring thread? LGT a cute fish species to have source: pufferfishenthusiastsworldwide.com \| share:	16
		Half of Americans think that Earth has been visited by intelligent aliens, which might explain why they haven't been back source: livescience.com \| share:	55
		Honey? Did you leave the planet on? source: space.com \| share:	83

Thu July 01, 2021
		Mike Teavee deserved it, the little brat source: nypost.com \| share:	21
		The SKA Observatory is to be the biggest radio observatory on Earth. Scanning the airwaves for the likes of Madness and Reel Big Fish source: jalopnik.com \| share:	13

Wed June 30, 2021
(Some Guy)		The second largest of everything: mountain, statue, desert, your mom source: triptrivia.com \| share:	4
		Curiosity to discover if someone farted source: cnet.com \| share:	3
		Footage unearthed of Doc Emrick's first season of broadcasting. "They have to stay for overtime" source: youtube.com \| share:	11
		Remember when NASA's Kepler started finding all those "super-Earths"? Turns out there's no such thing. The biggest ones are barely bigger than Earth, all the rest are "Neptunes" source: forbes.com \| share:	10
		Abnormally high alcohol and a mystery heat source detected on comet wirtanen as it flew by earth on its way the Spring Break nebula source: phys.org \| share:	2

Tue June 29, 2021
		Pakistan manages to out-hipster Portland, with some brisk 126F weather source: the-sun.com \| share:	31
		Concrete accounts for around half of all human-made things. If its growth rate continues, it will overtake the total weight of Earth's biomass sometime around 2040. In an unrelated story, we're running out of sand. Heavy source: bbc.com \| share:	8

Mon June 28, 2021
		Use this new app to help identify fossils you've discovered in Michigan. Includes such species as footballus khakius, medicus pervius, and bigauto bankruptus source: mlive.com \| share:	3
		No one puts Stellar in the corner (of the Galaxy) source: syfy.com \| share:	1
		Space Force preparing to protect and defend US interests against the dreaded Moon People source: the-sun.com \| share:	85
		Ron Perlman to voice...Optimus Primal...checks notes, that's not a typo source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
		Trump's situation room was awful shouty source: axios.com \| share:	99
		Dogs are dust dispensers (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	0

Sat June 26, 2021
		Death Star sized object headed our way. No impact expected, but planets within laser destruction range are at risk source: slashgear.com \| share:	34
		The Great Pyramid of Cholula is the largest man-made pyramid in the world. It's buried in earth, and continues to make a killer hot sauce source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	90
		So the backup to the backup computer is now "glitching". Either that or it's aliens source: yahoo.com \| share:	19

Fri June 25, 2021
		When the aliens come to Earth to conquer us they might have a little problem, they could starve to death doing so source: medium.com \| share:	74
		James Webb won't be able to directly image super-Earths, but it might still be able to discover whether they have nearby or deep surfaces source: forbes.com \| share:	11

Thu June 24, 2021
		The Miami Beach condo complex that collapsed was the subject of a scientific study last year that warned of it sinking into the earth source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	154
		Scientifically speaking, it's kind of a big blob of spacey-wacey stuff source: livescience.com \| share:	5
		MLB just unveiled the 2021 All Star Game jerseys, and dear God, what on earth is even that source: denverpost.com \| share:	31
		Today the sun shines through the Noe Valley solstice crack, tomorrow a nasty sunburn. Go(at)see it source: sfgate.com \| share:	41
		Anyone else see a bright disk north northeast of the sun? source: earthsky.org \| share:	15
		War of the Worlds begins in about 29 years source: npr.org \| share:	15
		Last chance for you to see a Super Moon in 2021 is this week. Bonus: It is a "Strawberry Moon" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	29

Wed June 23, 2021
		Son, aliens can see you source: livescience.com \| share:	14
		I'm telling you, if you want the good stuff, talk to Avi. His weed's the best, Man source: futurism.com \| share:	4
		Draft UN climate report leaked. TL;DR: Planet's boned source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	206
		Art Bell knew aliens were tuning into his radio show (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	8
		Have you ever wondered how astronauts do laundry in space? source: fox43.com \| share:	32
		Can champs Roppongi 3K stave off Bullet Club? Will Uemura slip the surely bonds of Earth to touch the face of God? Does BUSHI get bashed in the face with a whiskey bottle? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 slows down @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	73

Tue June 22, 2021
		This is прекрасный. Everything is прекрасный source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10
		takes huge bong rip so what if UAPs are aliens and they are dropping sensors for future spaceships to tune into? And, here's what's gonna blow your mind, what if 'Oumuamua is one of those spaceships? Whoooooa source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	24

Mon June 21, 2021
		Venus: more activity than your sex life source: cnn.com \| share:	19
		It seems that Earth has a pulse source: studyfinds.org \| share:	8
		Petition to stop Amazon founder Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth after space trip nears 40,000 signatures. However, Bezos only needs Sir Isaac Newton's signature source: wwlp.com \| share:	58
		Global study claims down to Earth atheists are just as happy as those that fly with skywizards source: msn.com \| share:	127

Sun June 20, 2021
		We are happy that the earth breathes and so do we. But didya know it has a pulse? source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	9
		NASA needs your help naming the first "moonikin" to be sent to the moon. And, no, "Moony McMoonface" is not a choice source: cnet.com \| share:	55
		Don't worry about that 3.9 earthquake. It was actually just a massive explosion next to an aircraft carrier source: news.usni.org \| share:	68

Sat June 19, 2021
		NYC City Council candidate exposes self as superhero, Gagged Weiner. You do NOT want to see his supersuit source: nypost.com \| share:	63

Fri June 18, 2021
		Uninhabitable hellscape about to get more exciting. No, not Utah source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10
		Hail Satin source: rollingstone.com \| share:	27
		Let's listen to Louie Gohmert and change Earth's orbit. Scientists run down the list of ways we could do this source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	29
		And now for something completely different. A man with a pigeon on his head source: theguardian.com \| share:	2
		Hoosiers vow to rebuild after 3.8 magnitude earthquake rocks Central Indiana source: indystar.com \| share:	32

Thu June 17, 2021
		Aliens are definitely out there, say experts. Where? You know. Out. There (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	134
(Some Bloomberg Guy)		The Emperor's new clothes are worth big money in the metaverse. This really does illustrate a lot source: wealthx.com \| share:	5
		Coo coo cachoo source: cnet.com \| share:	7
		Whoa, hey What are you doing? Hey, stop it Hey, you're messing up my hair C'mon Whoa Whoa Stop it Whoa Hey, this might be a good look for me source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Wed June 16, 2021
		Welp, we're boned source: straitstimes.com \| share:	60
		The Stonehenge summer solstice event is closed again this year. Druid out front shoulda toldja source: bbc.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		On this day in 1644, more than 40 people perished in the infamous Bowling Green Massacre source: yorkstories.co.uk \| share:	1

Tue June 15, 2021
		While it takes a year for the earth to travel the 584mil miles around the sun it can take hundreds or thousands of years for ocean water to make it around the globe source: phys.org \| share:	9

Mon June 14, 2021
		NATO confirms vertical integration source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	20
		The Eighties 'Toon Revival continues with an upcoming Transformers game from Pokemon Go creator Niantic. No joining the Decepticons - yet source: theverge.com \| share:	12
		No, -this- is how you take an eclipse photo. Avert your eyes: here comes the science to blind you source: petapixel.com \| share:	15
		Cat like volcanologist detected source: volcanodiscovery.com \| share:	4
		Experts weight in on alien existence ahead of UFO report release, say it's a 'definite yes' that they are out there. You just have to BELIEVE source: news.com.au \| share:	63

Sun June 13, 2021
		Human reproduction will be possible on Mars because sperm can survive there for up to 200 years, a study suggests. But first: Mars Needs Moms source: msn.com \| share:	99

Sat June 12, 2021
		Fear of a blue planet source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	8

Fri June 11, 2021
		The water wars are starting and if the Branch Dildoians have any say, it'll be parched earth, dead fish, and water for the people who deserve it above all others source: cnn.com \| share:	179
		Dem Rep Ted Lieu say he will sponsor a bipartisan resolution to ask Captain Marvel to change Earth's orbit to fix climate change source: twitter.com \| share:	98
		Yes, there is a spike in interest in 1983 song 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' whenever there's a solar eclipse source: fox43.com \| share:	25

Thu June 10, 2021
		28 years from today we'll be celebrating the 28th birthday of Rick Deckard and Rachael's miracle Blade Runner baby source: avclub.com \| share:	20
		Physicists want to put a particle collider on the moon. No word on how the whalers will react source: sciencenews.org \| share:	20
		Old and busted: Two probes to Venus. New hotness: Make that three as ESA says "me too" source: bbc.com \| share:	16
		Ring of Fire solar eclipse to burn, burn, burn through the sky today source: cnn.com \| share:	9
		Hundreds of new Fast Radio Bursts detected from deep space. Qdiots claim it's Rush Limbaugh contacting earth from heaven source: cnn.com \| share:	26

Wed June 09, 2021
		Earthquake hits New Jersey. Does several dollars' worth of improvements source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	36
		But did we really understand the universe before this? (scrunches up nose) Did we? source: newscientist.com \| share:	15
		stands on Truman balcony, points at sun source: cbc.ca \| share:	4
		Most meteorites that come to Earth might be from the same parent body source: inverse.com \| share:	7
		You've got to admire the tenacity of a man determined to prove he is the dumbest farking person ever to draw breath - Louie Gohmert asks if there is any way for the Forest Service or Bureau of Land Management to change the orbits of the Earth or Moon source: dailykos.com \| share:	251
		The NY Times knows about the watermelons growing on Mars, but they're trying to keep the truth from us by retracting their story source: indianexpress.com \| share:	22

Tue June 08, 2021
		NASA is setting its sights on Venus again. Probably has something to do with Serena's recent showing at the French Open source: slate.com \| share:	37
		Most of us have forgotten about that pharmacist and conspiracy theorist who trashed 500 doses of Moderna vaccine, but the legal system hasn't source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	51
		The Sun chickened out at the last minute, and Earth was safe for another day source: forbes.com \| share:	3

Mon June 07, 2021
		DESIs got some 'splainin to do source: cnn.com \| share:	3
		Drone refuses to land, injures owner trying to pull it down to Earth. Sentient or just obeying the prime directive? source: avweb.com \| share:	4
		Jeff Bezos to officially take over the universe when he travels on his rocket in July source: nbcnews.com \| share:	271

Sun June 06, 2021
		That time an asteroid 'more powerful than Hiroshima' crashed into the atmosphere over the Mediterranean that almost started a nuclear war (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	31
		N. K. Jemisin gets a seven-figure deal to adapt her three-time Hugo award-winning Broken Earth trilogy for the big screen source: syfy.com \| share:	19

Fri June 04, 2021
		Mercury is in retrograde right now until June 22 ... and one in three people think this actually means something source: today.yougov.com \| share:	27
		Two 5.9 earthquakes hit the subduction zone of Gold Beach, Oregon source: volcanodiscovery.com \| share:	48

Thu June 03, 2021
		Sharks went extinct 19 million years ago, but scientists don't know why. Obviously it was a sharknado source: arstechnica.com \| share:	16
		Time for the monthly report that Yellowstone's eruption is overdue. One of these months, that will be relevant (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		Army is building Veronica system. Hulkbuster armor sold separately source: c4isrnet.com \| share:	8
		Because it's a day ending in "Y," the James Webb Space Telescope has been delayed AGAIN source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	18
		Elon Musk says that aliens should invade Earth to wipe out humanity. This is good news for the Earth-Trisolaris Organization source: twitter.com \| share:	32
		Bond villain fires laser from Indonesian volcano, maybe source: sea.mashable.com \| share:	7
		Some like it hot: After three decades of neglecting Venus, NASA approves two Venus missions source: jpl.nasa.gov \| share:	44

Wed June 02, 2021
		China's 'artificial sun' nuclear fusion reactor sets a new world record after running at 216MILLION°F for 100 seconds. Goodbye Earth source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	42
		Atmospheric metal layers appear with surprising regularity. This is not a misprint from Jupiter or Venus or some bizarro exo-planet source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6
		Michael Caine is one of the coolest motherf*ckers alive, and YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47

Tue June 01, 2021
(Some Guy)		Teri Garr walked off the set of Star Trek because Gene Roddenberry thought her skirt wasn't short enough source: redshirtsalwaysdie.com \| share:	61

Sat May 29, 2021
		June 10th. Eclipse. Cool name. Be there. Play some June Carter. June source: usatoday.com \| share:	11

Fri May 28, 2021
		We used to be known as the most educated country on earth. What happened? source: yahoo.com \| share:	55

Thu May 27, 2021
		Canada plans to put rover on the moon. No details about green alligators or long-necked geese source: cbc.ca \| share:	13

Tue May 25, 2021
		There's gold in them there hills source: sciencealert.com \| share:	2
		But will the moon have a big 'S' on it? this is important source: news.sky.com \| share:	32
		If you feel like you haven't accomplished much during the pandemic, don't feel bad. Surviving the pandemic is an accomplishment in itself source: news.avclub.com \| share:	11

Mon May 24, 2021
		Red Blood Supermoon Total Lunar Eclipse / Eat My Fish-and-Chips Zombie Apocalypse source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	4
		The sun's atmosphere is hundreds of times hotter than its surface. Yes, at night too source: theconversation.com \| share:	13

Sun May 23, 2021
		Amateur astronomer's new star, discovered in March, is now 50 times brighter and visible to the naked eye, yet not threatening to crash into Earth and destroy all life. Yet source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	18

Sat May 22, 2021
		Now that China has a rover on Mars, how long do you think it will be until we have BattleBots: Mars Edition? source: news.sky.com \| share:	15
		Old and busted: A star is older than the universe. New hotness: New measurements show it is merely farking old source: syfy.com \| share:	34

Fri May 21, 2021
		Russia to win space race, part два source: nypost.com \| share:	9
		What's up with Uranus's water? Depends source: salon.com \| share:	8
		You're getting blown wrong source: lifehacker.com \| share:	16

Thu May 20, 2021
		Bees source: pagesix.com \| share:	38
		Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	38
		'Moonshot postponed due to excessive sunshine.' Wait, whut? source: phys.org \| share:	7

Wed May 19, 2021
		Gulf Shores police unsure of origin of 31 kilos of cocaine that washed up on the beach, but given its forward bouquet of earthiness and a lingering nosefeel with dominant raspberry notes, officers agree it's probably Pacific Salvadoran source: al.com \| share:	25

Tue May 18, 2021
		Tsunami tower in Tokeland could become model for nation, allowing residents to get high in emergencies source: king5.com \| share:	21
		Florida man got into collecting baseball cards at age 33, died at 73, left his collection to his family, who're going to auction them off. Fark: Includes Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig, Honus Wagner, Ted Williams, Cy Young and a Babe Ruth rookie card source: wfla.com \| share:	35
		Fusion power is now only 9 years into the future instead of 10. Unlikely tag beat interesting and spiffy in a battle royale for this one source: goodnewsnetwork.org \| share:	22

Mon May 17, 2021
		Hammers, screams, hugs. Hug trifecta now complete. USA USA USA source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	3
		There may be life on Mars. and NASA may have brought it there source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		Drinkware company and beverage company announce soon-to-be released pickle-flavored hard seltzer. "M-m-m, crunchy" source: cnn.com \| share:	6

Sun May 16, 2021
		Old-timey dinosaur statue parks inspired many kids to become paleontologists - once they realized a 'Derpa-sore-ass Rex' wasn't a recognized species source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	21
		As if we haven't figured it out already, the Earth's stratosphere is shrinking because of greenhouse gas emissions source: msn.com \| share:	16

Sat May 15, 2021
(Some Guy)		The Atlantic Meridonial Overturning Circulation is collapsing and will kill us all source: sandhillsexpress.com \| share:	19

Fri May 14, 2021
		Astrophysicists : You know, we have one simple request. And that is to have Satellites with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads NASA: Granted source: foxnews.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		The Super Blood Moon Eclipse on May 26 will be a very big deal source: strangesounds.org \| share:	30
		Scientists find freshly made iron, plutonium possibly from supernovae, colliding neutron stars, buried in rock at bottom of Pacific Ocean. "Just knowing that there's plutonium there is amazing" source: npr.org \| share:	18
		Sharks can be confused in the same ways as Juggalos source: salon.com \| share:	7

Thu May 13, 2021
(Some Hermit)		And we're sure everyone traveling this Memorial Day Weekend are fully vaccinated and will observe all social distancing protocols. Also, pigs can fly, the Earth really is flat, and my wife Morgan Fairchild just made me the most delicious sandwich source: newsroom.aaa.com \| share:	44
		NASA critical of rocket launch. See? That's from TFA. Right, see, it says NASA Wallops Island rocket launch. What do you mean, that's not what it says? Oh, you mean NASA launches rockets from Wallops Island? Oh, sorry source: msn.com \| share:	3
		Amazon really, truly promises they're not spending $465mil on one season in Middle Earth prime pinky swear source: tv.avclub.com \| share:	25

Tue May 11, 2021
		"Yo brah, is it cool to have so many people out here on this balcony? Looks like it might collapse" "Nah brah, we're good. Have another PBR." Two seconds later source: cnn.com \| share:	51

Mon May 10, 2021
		Due to the dearth of games yesterday, it's the rare non-playoff Monday NHL thread. Will the Jets help or harm their chances of holding onto the #3 spot? Will the Habs finally secure a playoff slot and eliminate Vancouver & Calgary? We start @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	114
		Dax Shepard posts a Mother's Day picture of his wife, Kristen Bell, and sends many kittens to the Good Place source: msn.com \| share:	97
		How far back in time can we see with our naked eyes? source: forbes.com \| share:	21

Sun May 09, 2021
		You sheeple with your flat earth, no trees, and cheese moon are all blind to the real truth of the world: the time cube. If you can't trust the wisest man of earth, who can you trust? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	97
		Since we've never actually been to the moon, how do we know it's not made of green cheese and the earth's atmosphere is altering the light wavelengths, making it appear yellow or white? source: eater.com \| share:	77
		What are some instances that prove that Earth is flat? source: quora.com \| share:	84

Sat May 08, 2021
		They'll be dancing in the dark, remembering the glory days, if this brilliant disguise hits their hometown, if the backstreets become badlands. And where will the Boss be? At least some were born in the USA. It will take the power of prayer source: amp.northjersey.com \| share:	77
		Attention Fark Legal Eagles: If a piece of that Chinese rocket falls in your yard this weekend, do you get to keep it? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	73
		Giant spider attacks 34m space antenna in Canberra, Australia to help prepare for the invasion of Earth source: 9news.com.au \| share:	25
		Seth Rogan isn't allowed on George Lucas's apocalyptic starship source: ew.com \| share:	59

Fri May 07, 2021
		It's time to play the music, it's time for creepy lights, it's time for a Muppet's corporate synergy fright night source: darkhorizons.com \| share:	9
		The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	30
		2,000-year-old marble head of Rome's first emperor found. Another august discovery of an unspeakable tragedy to add to Medusa's list of crimes source: cnn.com \| share:	10
		Chinese rocket booster still plummeting towards Earth and scientists have no idea where it will land. Subby thinks he has a different definition of the word "land" as it relates to a molten hunk of space debris uncontrollably hitting the earth source: npr.org \| share:	39
		Old and busted: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next Alex Trebek. New hotness: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next George Costanza source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	21
		Scientists find a newly-revealed Mars glacier could support human exploration. Hopefully they did not find a Shadow vessel as well source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		Space garbage hits a new level source: phys.org \| share:	5
		Nearly as much fun as Scorched Earth it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pine free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games with online multiplayer? Even the ones who had their multiplayer servers taken down source: epicgames.com \| share:	143
		Now would be a good time for Space Force to do whatever it is it does source: space.com \| share:	29

Thu May 06, 2021
		Protomolecule like radio activity is happening on Venus. Crew of the Rocinante concerned source: yahoo.com \| share:	18
		Most patient man on earth takes his Giant African Tortoise for a daily walk source: twitter.com \| share:	6
		Moderna posts its first-ever profit in the first quarter of 2021. What on earth could possibly have changed to make this possible? source: cnbc.com \| share:	15

Wed May 05, 2021
		That one burned down, fell over, and sank in the swamp. But this one stayed up source: msn.com \| share:	46
		Good news for West Coasters, the U.S. earthquake early warning system is now prepared to message any cell phone when a nearby tremor is detected to alert you about your impending doom source: npr.org \| share:	56
		How do you say, "Gimme a - OW MY HIP" in Japanese? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	3
		"Everything in my life is very average except my mom is a cult leader, or was a cult leader, I should say" source: kdvr.com \| share:	60
		"Everything in my life is very average except my mom is a cult leader, or was a cult leader, I should say" source: kdvr.com \| share:	60
		They blew up the wrong sun, it was supposed to be Earth's sun THAT DAY source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	11

Tue May 04, 2021
		Wine that went to space is up for auction with a $1 million price tag. Vintners as yet won't promise you will become elastic, turn invisible, ignite, or turn into a lovable gruff orange rock pile source: apnews.com \| share:	5
		Update on 23-ton Chinese rocket that's tumbling out of control towards Earth: New York or Madrid, Spain is sooooo screwed (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	208
		NASA is one step closer to saving us from the whale probe source: cnet.com \| share:	5

Mon May 03, 2021
		There's a walrus in Wales. What's next, seals in Crofts? source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Nothing to worry about, just that a Chinese 21-ton rocket will be crashing back to Earth any day now and it seems no one knows where source: 9news.com.au \| share:	61
		After one climber diagnosed with Covid in Everest base camp, it looks like even climbing the tallest mountain on earth is becoming a super spreader event source: outsideonline.com \| share:	67

Sun May 02, 2021
		Apparently, "Global Haboob" doesn't mean what subby thought it meant source: space.com \| share:	10

Sat May 01, 2021
		It's looking more and more like "Waterworld" may end up being a documentary source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		So let's model what would happen if a 460-foot-wide asteroid barreled toward Central Europe. Oh dear... that's gonna leave a mark source: gizmodo.com \| share:	19

Thu April 29, 2021
		A geologist has discovered the world's oldest water sample and once again reminded us why geology is the most boring science source: macleans.ca \| share:	12
		NASA is launching a new series of streetlights to help illuminate the connection between the Sun and Earth, reverse vampires source: phys.org \| share:	1
		Bones dating to the Ice Age found in Vegas, showing that even back then it was a bad idea to mess with the mob source: mynews13.com \| share:	19
		People are soiling their underwear to help the earth, and not just because someone said we're running out of bourbon source: aljazeera.com \| share:	27
		Woman forgets how pizza delivery works. Hilarity ensues source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	94
		Sedona, Arizona McDonalds becomes major tourist area for this one simple trick source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	27
		Archeologists find missing link between the Scottish and Australopithecus source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	8
		China launches important module for space station, reports say, although they strangely omit saying if it was Tomb of Horrors, The Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth, or one of those Ravenloft ones source: aljazeera.com \| share:	25
		What place on earth has the least mosquitoes and is reasonably livable? Subby would like to retire there some day source: fark.com \| share:	41
		Hoping to have a mass effect on his customers, Bezos will soon begin selling tickets to ride on his space tourism rocket, the New Shepard source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		Jim Bakker: Zombies are real and they're coming after you source: eldoradonews.com \| share:	53

Wed April 28, 2021
		The 20 most terrifying places on Earth. Subby's bathroom after a night of IPAs and hot wings strangely absent source: cntraveler.com \| share:	38
		Why is it amazing that there's a helicopter on Mars? Because humans can't fly it; it has to fly itself source: forbes.com \| share:	48
		Scientists in Baltimore find ancient signs of earth's mantle, competent governance, decent baseball source: api.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	11

Tue April 27, 2021
		This humble bacteria feeds on sulfate and hydrogen found deep below the Earth's surface. It's genetic sequence is unchanged since the age of the dinosaurs and spreads via continental drift source: economist.com \| share:	6
		NASA is a little worried that thousands of pieces of "space junk" are floating around in space just waiting to smash into one of our satellites or maybe a spacecraft with people in it source: axios.com \| share:	13
		You want Hubble photographs? We got your Hubble photographs right here and... OMG, it's full of stars source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	12
		Duh source: futurism.com \| share:	30

Mon April 26, 2021
		Kyle Shanahan plans to murder Jimmy Garoppalo and presumably every human being on earth this Sunday source: twitter.com \| share:	21
		NASA is learning more about how the planet is changing and the effect that has on Earth's systems, no longer has to worry about the effects of sharpies source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Pink Moon tonight. Green stars, and orange clovers on deck source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	31
		Visualize Chipotle on a slightly larger scale source: phys.org \| share:	3

Sun April 25, 2021
		Can we terraform Mars into an Earth-like habitat? Dr Carol Marcus unavailable for comment source: planetary.org \| share:	100

Sat April 24, 2021
		"Let's dim the Sun" say American businessmen, who forgot everything on Earth eats plants source: cbsnews.com \| share:	153
		Not saying aliens are probably lurking under the surface of Mars right now, but since the Sun is there ... aliens are definitely under the surface of Mars and waiting to take over the Earth source: thesun.ie \| share:	39
		She had that so-low perigee (gee) / Full-moon reoccurs (reoccurs) / Whole skywatch club lookin' at her / Night sky aglow (night sky aglow) / Next thing you know / Pink moon low low low, low low low low source: chron.com \| share:	3
		Mind. Blown. (old school gamer edition) source: thewrap.com \| share:	55

Fri April 23, 2021
		Climate Deniers: "Humans can't change the climate." Climate: "You idiots actually managed to tilt the earth's axis" source: theguardian.com \| share:	23
		Astronomers have mapped the 22m-year-long voyage of an asteroid that hurtled through the solar system and exploded over Botswan. Discover it made a wrong turn at Wolf 369 source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		'One New Hampshire family's gender reveal party was such a blast that it rattled towns, set off reports of an earthquake, and could be heard from across the state line, police said.' source: fox8.com \| share:	72
		Nothing got between Brooke Shields and Mother Nature for Earth Day and I do mean nothing (possibly NSFW) source: pagesix.com \| share:	65

Thu April 22, 2021
		It's time to kill Earth Day. Polled: Marvin the Martian, Megatron, Doomsday, Zod, Exxonmobil, and remaining Koch agree source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	25
		The best version of Justice League is getting a new comic source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	21
		NASA Ingenuity helicopter completes second Mars flight. Higher, further, faster baby source: gizmodo.com \| share:	34
		Today is the 51st Earth Day, and the state of the climate has never been worse source: forbes.com \| share:	10
		April 22 is Earth Day. Do you plan on celebrating it in any way? Recycle? Plant a tree? Binge-watch Captain Planet? Discuss to your right how you respect Mother Earth source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	22

Wed April 21, 2021
		We will avoid the fee by driving over the toll booth source: azfamily.com \| share:	10
		Perseverance's experiment on making molecular oxygen from carbon dioxide is a success. If the process is scaled up, future astronauts will be able to make liquid oxygen for their rockets eliminating the need to truck it in from Earth source: mars.nasa.gov \| share:	19
		The Khaleesi joins the MCU source: slashfilm.com \| share:	45
		They saved the Boobies source: bbc.com \| share:	11

Tue April 20, 2021
		An ancient Roman mosaic and a history of earthquakes in the region team up to create these mind-warping images source: twitter.com \| share:	19

Mon April 19, 2021
		January Jones goes topless as she...well, it doesn't really matter (may be nsfw) source: pagesix.com \| share:	46
		Complex life on earth owes everything to farts. This is not an allegory source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Dee Snider calls Iced Earth member Jon Schaffer and "embarrassment to metal," and not simply because of the man's music source: nme.com \| share:	65

Sun April 18, 2021
		A 5.9 magnitude earthquake hits southern region of Iran close to nuclear plant. Epicentre has been detained, questioned about possible links to Mossad source: aljazeera.com \| share:	32
		Amazon decides on second thought, let's not go to Middle Earth. 'Tis a silly place source: bloomberg.com \| share:	39

Sat April 17, 2021
		Please return stolen unicorn source: globalnews.ca \| share:	33
		Sure, put "Dr." Drew on a homelessness commission. While we're at it, why not put Andrew Wakefield on America's vaccine response? Maybe Dr. Oz for Surgeon General. Or why not have some Flat Earthers run NASA? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	125
		Scientist says we are looking for alien life way too far out in space and should be focusing close by on the Moon, where aliens have probably stashed spacecraft for the takeover of Earth source: the-sun.com \| share:	31
		Hot liquid magma? In MY borehole? It's more likely than you think source: phys.org \| share:	10
		The GOP's big bulk book-buying machine boosted sales of works by Dimestore Wolverine, Jimmy Neutron, Fake Plisskin, Yertle, The Earthworm, and Half Scoop source: msn.com \| share:	81

Fri April 16, 2021
		Crazy scientist: "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out" Lab assistant: "Good god" source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	24
		Were Mars and Venus ever living planets? source: forbes.com \| share:	37
		Less likely to get stuck in your head than the Bubble Bobble theme it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Deponia: The Complete Journey, The Pillars of the Earth & The First Tree free at Epic this week. Side note: favourite game(s) with a challenging AI source: epicgames.com \| share:	139

Thu April 15, 2021
		If you've wondered how many T. Rexes walked the earth, or inhabited California or called Washington DC home at any given time, welcome to Fark source: nature.com \| share:	11
		Venus gets scientist's attention with a WISPR, shows what's under her covers source: phys.org \| share:	5

Wed April 14, 2021
		The Earth hungers source: cbc.ca \| share:	22
		Nothing to see here stalking the ISS at 17,000 MPH. It's just swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflecting the light from Venus, at 254-miles above the Earth, in Space (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	51

Tue April 13, 2021
		Aaron Rodgers says his favorite activity with new fiancee Shailene Woodley is "cuddle time" source: pagesix.com \| share:	24
		Missed him by THAT much source: npr.org \| share:	34

Mon April 12, 2021
		A nuclear blast to use against an earth-killing asteroid strike? You just know we want to go all Armageddon on one source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	17
		In what seems like the plot of a bad Sci-Fi movie, Tim Horn says that in 2029, an asteroid carrying an alien virus will hit the earth, and the anti-christ will come into power source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	89
		If Hollywood has taught us anything source: phys.org \| share:	2

Sun April 11, 2021
		Lay down your pessimism doomdayers, here's how to survive a killer asteroid. Better luck with your next apocalypse source: wired.com \| share:	38
		Lay down your pessimism doomdayers, here's how to survive a killer asteroid. Better luck with your next apocalypse source: wired.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		New Earthquake Detection App may give people time to evacuate, know when your Mom is coming source: massivesci.com \| share:	11

Sat April 10, 2021
		High: -8: Low: -117. Chance of precipitation: 0%. That's your live weather report from Isidus Planitia, and we'll be back with the traffic after these messages source: mars.nasa.gov \| share:	13
		A visualization of 120 years of earthquakes and tsunamis. Holy Aleutian Trench Batman, the '60s were hell source: youtube.com \| share:	26

Fri April 09, 2021
		Chilean scientists unearth skunk that walked among dinosaurs. Kind of like Pepe Le Pew on steroids source: msn.com \| share:	19

Thu April 08, 2021
		Mass extinction is coming, scientists say, so get ready to crack open your neighbor's skull and feast upon the tasty goo inside source: futurism.com \| share:	21
		This week in 1974, the first California Jam occurred, featuring Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Oak Arkansas, The Eagles, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Earth Wind & Fire, Rare Earth and...SEALS & CROFT? source: loudersound.com \| share:	39

Wed April 07, 2021
		Contacting alien life forms in the universe could invite them to 'rule Earth'. Whelp, I'm not sure how they could do worse than our current crop of asshats. Prove me wrong (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	31
		Considering recent sales of a 2000 Tom Brady rookie card and a gem mint 1993 Black Lotus card, the price of this 1938 comic book fails to impress source: nypost.com \| share:	30
		Senator Mitch McConnell believes corporate America should absolutely 'stay out of politics' ...unless they're giving money to politicians source: nytimes.com \| share:	56

Tue April 06, 2021
		Stock up on food buckets, the Covid-19 test is a smokescreen for zombies source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	110
		DC Films doesn't care whether or not you like Sparkle Batman cuz he's on another way cooler Earth anyway. One with blackjack and hookers. Either that or they're looking for a way to pretend this movie never happened after it bombs source: cbr.com \| share:	70

Mon April 05, 2021
		4.0 magnitude earthquake hits LA, aka "Who farted, y'all?" source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		It is only logical to mark First Contact Day decades early and to ignore that little incident on Mars late in the 24th century. Tag is for as close as we have to Trek source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	26

Sun April 04, 2021
		So Episode 4 of INVINCIBLE didn't even get a FARK thread? What the FARK, FARK? source: superherohype.com \| share:	33
		With the ISS nearing the end of its operational lifespan, what's next for space stations? Enter private business source: axios.com \| share:	25

Sat April 03, 2021
		Guest who refused a temperature test visits the most magical jell cell on earth. And he's also out $15,000. Freedom isn't free after all source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	93
(Some Guy)		Feel like taking a slow boat to nowhere? Freighter travel might be for you source: langsamreisen.de \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Feel like taking a slow boat to nowhere? Freighter travel might be for you source: langsamreisen.de \| share:	44

Fri April 02, 2021
		The Prophet Elijah (no not that one) claims Donald Trump is a divine messenger of God and will bring about God's 'eternal kingdom' source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	108
		Lungs in animals release net carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. The 'Lungs of the Earth' may be about to do the same source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	23
		If you haven't seen the Great Barrier Reef in person by now, you probably won't get to source: smh.com.au \| share:	18
		Flat-earther arrested for setting fire to three Masonic lodges in Vancouver, BC which mimics an earlier attack in Australia, suggesting these flat-earther crimes are happening all around the globe source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	88

Thu April 01, 2021
		Sizable Mars quakes detected, negligible tsunami threat source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	8
		Emilio Estevez has one regret, and that regret is Maximum Overdrive source: comicbook.com \| share:	99
		Lego Space Shuttle Discovery is now on sale source: lego.com \| share:	31
		This one only requires two words: SPACE ELEVATOR source: academictimes.com \| share:	52

Wed March 31, 2021
		Slow news day gets around to an old weather report source: cnn.com \| share:	2

Tue March 30, 2021
		Chinese police close down group selling cheats to video games. Customers paying fees starting at $10 A DAY helped gang make $76 million in a year source: bbc.com \| share:	23
		New Japan Pro Wrestling reveals its brand-new IWGP World Heavyweight Championship belt, and it... um, exists, I guess source: njpw1972.com \| share:	13
		90-year-old William Shatner says Star Trek remains popular because humanity is on the verge of extinction. Kirk learned a lot back with the whales source: syfy.com \| share:	47
		What is the best movie starring an SNL cast member? LGT Subby's pick. Difficulty: must be a comedy source: imdb.com \| share:	59

Mon March 29, 2021
		If everybody on Earth walked out into the ocean, how much would sea level rise? Don't fret, someone else has done the math source: theconversation.com \| share:	27
		Can Cylons be far behind? source: sciencealert.com \| share:	12
		Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? The satire tag is appropriate, but is it entirely satire, though? source: theonion.com \| share:	40
		There is no longer any place on Earth for scientists to study the stars without being affected by light pollution from space junk and satellites source: sciencemag.org \| share:	31
		It took 17 years to learn that Apophis won't destroy us. And Elon Musk is making it that much harder source: forbes.com \| share:	19

Sat March 27, 2021
		Time to update your "Giant Comet 2020" campaign sign to "Giant Comet 2120" source: theguardian.com \| share:	8

Fri March 26, 2021
		It stinks source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	36
		Online world mocks Suez Canal container ship fail with hilarious meme fodder source: news.com.au \| share:	56
		Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Joe Biden lost his balance and 'stumbled' upon entering Air Force One, so that proves his Presidency is illegitimate and Donald Trump is still the legal President, because the Prophets said so. LOL, what? source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	45
		More importantly, how on Earth did a shark's head end up in Ohio? source: local21news.com \| share:	27

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