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Fri April 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's the Hubble Telescope's birthday, so enjoy some trippy pictures
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Leo and Gemma are held captive by Ruby, luckily her endless monologuing will provide them with enough knowledge to escape and thwart her short sighted plans.(ABC 9ET)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Step 1: Prescribe addictive Opioids Step 2: Profit. Step 3: Prescribe anti-addiction medication Step 4: Profit
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer pens early entry in the 2018 running of "Most Pedantic and Condescending Article About Westworld" competition
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
TESS gonna get testy with a 30 second window, and booster recovery in the Atlantic. Launch feed goes live @~6:15 PM Eastern. Bring your friends, and get them hot and buttery, and bust out the popcorn (Launch rescheduled for Wednesday, April 18th)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Armed men storm the Nigerian senate and steal mace. Anakin and Obi-Wan to launch a desperate rescue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
33 abused chihuahuas rescued from a Ford Expedition. In other news, the Chihuahua Abuse Expedition is the name of subby's Laurie Anderson tribute band
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Sorry, fans of BSODs and random crashes - Microsoft's spring Windows 10 update will not RTM until a last-minute bluescreen bug gets fixed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hipster anti-abortion activist outed as actual Nazi: "Hatten had opposed Trump, who she described as "creepy, gross and tacky" but after his election she says she was moved to support him-and his push to make America a nation for white people"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Damien Shrader: I cannot report for jury duty because I'm supposed to be in preschool
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The United States Marines are looking for a few good men. And sorry, if your pastimes include 'Seig Heiling into the night' you don't meet that description
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN gives tiny oral to Bruins, describes the utter devastation of the city of Toronto in 2013 as a miracle
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Murray was on The Death March west from Birkenau as Russian soldiers advanced from the east. He was tired, cold, and hungry. He saw something in the air, descending towards him. It hit him in the chest, and he caught it. A 2-lb piece of roast beef"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)
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Sun April 15, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
What's the best phrase to describe this strategy ... hmm ... something something ... throwing good money after bad ... something something ... maybe a Titanic reference ... hmm
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man in Tesco parking lot attacked by axe-wielding maniac. That body spray is dangerous stuff
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man "rescued" after a night locked inside a bar. Wow, Drew is looking pretty good for his age
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're an escaped con who has been on the lam for decades and your mother dies, maybe it isn't the brightest idea to include your alias and location in her obituary
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The true victims of Brexit are: a) Brits having to watch their country self-harm, b) immigrants no longer feeling welcome in the UK, or c) RuneScape players
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, a monkey escaped from an eighth-floor pet store of the century-old Dayton's department store in downtown Minneapolis into the air conditioning ductwork. He made it as far as the seventh floor
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel quirkily ends feud with her ex-manager
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: The Rapture has been rescheduled for April 23rd of this year. We're super serious this time. No fooling. Really. This is not a joke. You'll see. Mark your calendar. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I haven't heard a head of state describe an investigation into his leadership as an attack against the state since the Nazis were in power in my home country"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Well, this certainly isn't going to escalate tensions any
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Huh. I thought that whole escaping across the state lines thing only happened in The Dukes of Hazzard. Bonus points for smashing through the police cars though
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson, Talbot, and Crunch stage a daring escape from Hydra Hogwarts only to find that Daisy has fallen into Hydra's tentacles. (ABC 9ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, discussing artificial intelligence, warns we will all be forced to serve under an immortal robot dictator whose power we can never escape. Cool. So things WILL improve
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde learns the hard way that not all lyrics work as Instagram captions. Especially Whitney Houston lyrics to describe your love of bathing
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump considering $100B in new tariffs in the escalating trade war with China he denies we're in or that he started
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Escape was the only small SUV to fail a passenger safety test. Apparently it got its name from riders in a crash having to decide how to get out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Your king hath received word that the guard of the Green Jacket plan to escort any patron who dare utter Dilly Dilly off yon premises.' However, 'For if thou cannot say Dilly Dilly, thou can still wear Dilly Dilly.'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials to the rescue?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Crane needed to rescue goats after they wander from farm and somehow climb onto the underside of a highway bridge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Women describing themselves the way a male author would is spot on
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a star 9 billion light years away-100 times farther than any other seen before-so distant that not even Hubble can see it unless, some galaxy builds a telescope for Hubble to look through. Bonus: Article is not on farking Forbes
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
For Veterans: Shulkin called the WH "toxic, chaotic & disrespectful." Would you describe the VA healthcare system the same way, and do you think we're better off with privatization?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drop in opioid prescriptions linked to frantic jazz music, madness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle's hold on the Senate as described by fellow republicans: "It sucks"
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch claims the NRA doesn't engage in boycotts. The same NRA that led a boycott which nearly bankrupted Ruger for supporting the 1994 AWB. Awkward
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're a threat to Putin but are a fellow billionaire, you escape polonium in favor of prison
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bullied boy finds acceptance with rescue cat that has same rare condition. D'awwww
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Red state journalist travels through coastal cities to give middle-americans a report on how libs are coping with America being made great again. Like when coastal reporters condescendingly report on "flyover country"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You can march all day long," Loesch scoffed. "Ultimately, you've got to follow it up with action." And that action will be voting your puppets out of office, Dana
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
You might want to rethink your description of edible fiddleheads if the best you can come up with is "a flavor that makes me think of moss and good, damp soil"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Zoning board blocks opening of shelter meant to help girls escape sex trafficking, based on testimony from one, single neighbor who was arrested, charged with child sex-trafficking after being turned in by his mom
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ava vanishes and it's up to Gary to rescue her as long as he can get home for game night. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Liv finds herself in the sin bin while tracking down a murderer. (CW 9ET)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"It's absurd, and it's chicken shiat. I don't know if that's one or two words." While this could describe most of Congress, in this case it specifically refers to Paul Ryan's learned helplessness in the face of corporate use of eminent domain
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Can't ride, escalator will eat me. Can't ride, escalator will eat me"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels lawyer: Even after bad sex with the president, my client can describe Donald Trump's nether region. More barf bags will be needed though
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Samantha Martin, the founder and trainer of the Amazing Acro-Cats - who has also rescued and found homes for 216 felines over the years - needs your help to say 'fark cancer' on Caturday
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Jared Cook describes what it's like to be a Green Bay Packer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Indeed, Dietbitcoin - though sharing virtually all of Bitcoin's technical specifications - is the first cryptocurrency that is not a scam." - Brother of Drug Kingpin Pablo Escobar
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh Cindy. (Tag for subbys description of awesomeness)
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Oh, you dirty, dirty telescope
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just rescued a male cat that had to have one leg amputated. Looking for funny/clever names. Lieutenant Dan is not in the running
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dustup at bar results in arrests for fisticuffs, eye gouging. Apparently skullduggery failed to escalate into full-on donnybrook, complete with blackjacks and fishhooks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferry Captain who evacuated hundreds trapped in Manhattan on 9/11has died of a cancer brought on by inhaling the toxic dust and fumes caused by the attack - the 170th 9/11 rescue worker to die that way
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Sun March 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Rescued red fox kit begins to recover at Wisconsin Humane Society. Squeeeeee
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Sat March 17, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
If only there were an animated GIF to describe this story ... perhaps something featuring Leslie Nielsen and an exploding fireworks factory in the background
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
So, about that English tabloid report that Matt Damon and family are moving to Australia to escape Trump's America ... well, now we doubt the existence of both Damon and Australia
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
64-year-old man retires, 2 days later discovers what to do with his free time. He decides to climb trees and rescue stranded cats. Almost 150 felines (and a stray iguana) later, he still does it for free, because he's awesome like that on Caturday
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Neil Young is writing a sci-fi novel entitled Canary about a solar power employee who genetically alters animals to create energy. "So he's created this new species. But the species escapes. So it's a f**kin' mess. It's a long story"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Malaysian man who described himself as a "snake whisperer" dies after getting ... and we're pretty sure you can figure out the rest of the headline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CBS giving Stormy 60 minutes to describe Trump's 60 seconds
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch: "Neil Young sucks." Neil Young: "Bring it"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Someone at Disney remembers the old billboards on I-95 that read "Seabrook, NH nuclear power station: no escape" so at least somebody did
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey escaped prisoner evades capture for 23 years, then gets caught in...Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So Trump's personal assistant was just fired and escorted from the building. And it's only Tuesday, folks
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kratu the befuddled rescue dog with not a clue as to where he is brings down the house at the Crufts Dog Show
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Sat March 10, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops catch OC flasher thanks to DNA from fence-humping escapades
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we're all tired of the constant crazy, mind-numbing political news, so let's enjoy an adorable "dog rescued from puppy mill helps foster kittens" story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Officials are often described as being "under siege", but it's rare its meant THIS literally: VA Chief David Shulkin has reportedly cut off contact with top agency officials and now operates out of an office with an armed guard at the door "
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Police are looking for a 14-year-old boy who tried to escape authorities by jumping into the Mississippi River. This is not the start of a reboot for 'Huckleberry Finn'
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
"if you've seen our unicorns who escaped, they were rainbow colored and were last seen headed for the gumdrop orchard on the Mystical Plains of Klakanten," says police chief at press conference about a fire in their drug incinerator
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Big lizard on the loose in California after it escaped the pet shop it was at. Police will continue to monitor the situation
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(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
29 years ago Apple released a 15" 640x870 pixel grayscale portrait display CRT that didn't work well around metal desks, file cabinets, bookshelves, fluorescent lights, monitors, coffee makers or copy machines. It cost buyers $1700. And their dignity
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch of the NRA issues 60-second dog whistle
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster finally adds to the dictionary the perfect word to describe the last twenty months
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: "Heart attack patients prescribed antidepressants have worse one-year survival" Article: "the cause is not necessarily related directly to the antidepressants." So you may or may not have that going for you, which may or may not be nice
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Um...to use the Force and...um... rescue Han while... dammit, it makes no sense there goes the childhood
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(Some Physics Guy)
 
 
 
In 1986, 4000 physicists descended on Las Vegas for a conference. That week, the MGM Grand had its lowest take ever and the entire city asked the American Physical Society to never return
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NJ Transit investigating doors flying open on moving trains, say it may help people escape New Jersey
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump's decision to unilaterally impose tariffs on US's trading partners is based on a misunderstanding of the Great Depression, where the US enacted protectionist policies in the belief the US could escape the consequences of it's actions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite anachronistic descriptor? "My digital meters were pegged"
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, as Star City's vigilantes descend into civil war won't anyone think of the poor ziplines left behind? 9pm ET on CW
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why President Trump is reluctant to escalate the cyber war with Russia ..because he knows Putin will biatchslap him with retaliation
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Passenger describes her trip aboard the Sun Princess cruise ship. Dibs on the band name, "Floating Vomitorium"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Well That Escalated Quickly: Trump suggests the illegal confiscation of guns
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, they're building a new 25 meter telescope. Planets, nebulae, gas, plasma, black holes, and galaxies are all coming... but the biggest advance may finally be stars without those annoying spikes
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Woman agrees to sign over Irma-wrecked boat to the state for destruction. As she signs the papers at the government office, pot smoke wafts from her van. Then they find the coke, prescripts, etc. Cheech, Chong facepalm
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lockdown at a preschool in Skokie, Illinois turns out to have been caused by...a blown stroller tire. Sorry, seems everybody's a mite twitchy just right now
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Golfer sought in assaults arrested by Mounties after trying to escape on an ice floe. This and more on the next episode of Canada's Most Canadian Police Chases
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch somehow manages to make herself and the NRA more unlikable than Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Survivor of the Parkland school shooting, who set up a Twitter account just a month ago, now has more followers than the NRA or its spokeswoman Dana Loesch. To be fair though, Twitter DID just purge thousands of Russian bots, so
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tax dispute closes the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, which is reportedly where Jesus is said to be buried. Not even Christ can escape the taxman
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pole escapes death camp, swims to island for safety, but dies as she's recaptured and transported back to her captors
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CPAC attendees displeased that a woman would have the audacity to discuss sexual harassment within the Republican Party during #UsToo panel. Bonus: She's escorted out by security for her safety
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During CNN town hall, NRA mouthpiece Dana Loesch slammed the loose background check process America has in place--a process the NRA fought tooth and nail to create
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch packs extra "pannies" in case she accidentally drops a smelly Loesch in her pants
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Thu February 22, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A swarm of incontinent howler monkeys descend on Maryland, Trumpy's concerned about violent media, and Mueller drops another 2-ton bag of hammers on Manafort and Gates. MSNBC Discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch rages against the entertainment industry with all the righteous fury you'd expect from someone who wasn't called back after her audition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Better luck next time, fictional screaming mob trying to pummel Dana Loesch to death with clubs and shoes. *Has anyone checked her mental health records?
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man likely to be disappointed to hear his escort showed up at 2:30 a.m. wearing see-through lingerie ... but went to the wrong house
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires. Falcon 9 launch - rescheduled - from Vandenburg at 6:17am PST, 9:17 in the east, with a potential fairing recovery
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee inmate escapes jail for the sixth time. Sheriff, you had ONE job
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX has an early morning show for Best Coasters, launching a radar satellite and their first 2 prototype Internet satellites from Vandenberg. Instantaneous launch window at 6:16 am PST, 9:16 am in the east, no first-stage recovery (Launch rescheduled to February 21st)
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Tue February 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Eagles file to trademark phrase 'Philly Special', which describes the act of booing Santa while throwing batteries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He died a gentleman holding the door so others could escape." Damn straight this ROTC officer get military honors (show the power of Fark)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark: UK policeman who can't swim jumps in frigid river to save drowning man. TotalFark: Rescue is all caught on his body cam. UltraFark: his coworkers now call him "The Hoff"
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My most embarrassing moment was meeting Morrissey on an escalator"
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Children should learn hand to hand combat to defend themselves and their schools from shooters. The US Army on the other hand recommends that trained soldiers escape or hide before attempting to fight an active shooter, the wimps
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Dog escapes park, manages to mess up commute for thousands, is still a good boy 13/10 would pet
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Hubble Space Telescope spots a dark storm dying on Neptune that probably smells like rotten eggs ...or your mom
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a classic case of American exceptionalism, 70 years after Charles Cohen escaped death by hiding in a closet to escape one of the first mass murders in the U.S., his granddaughter hides in a closet to escape a mass murderer and survives. Freedumb
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Wed February 14, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man escapes police on foot, then calls 911 on himself because he's stuck in a swamp and it's cold out
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Tue February 13, 2018
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Woman screams for help as she struggles to escape deadly ball pit. None of the small children who are playing in the same pit lift a finger to help. Heartless jerks
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Mon February 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The film academy honors unsung innovators at the annual Scientific and Technical Awards: "Do most filmmakers really need the tank-sized 73-foot Hydrascope self-leveling telescoping crane or can we squeak by using the 32-foot model?"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When 1-year-old toddler gets into parents' morphine pills, father runs out trailer backdoor to hide while mother flees to cheap hotel. So leave it to mother's boyfriend to stay, call 911 to rescue child. (Bonus: Boyfriend is kid's uncle)
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jaguars announce new uniforms for third time in six years, replacing those previously described "new, edgy and awe-inspiring"
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Another day, another Trump campaign promise broken: this time his vow to reduce prescription drug costs by negotiating lower Medicare deals.TLDR version? Trump couldn't be arsed to do anything other than tell staff to release a "strategy paper"
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Sat February 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
They must have taken some incredible smart drugs over at the White House recently, they've just proposed some ways to reduce prescription drug prices that make sense
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Author of "Why I use phrases like 'tobacco leaf,' 'black fruit' and 'jammy' to describe wine," fails to self-describe as pretentious putz
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Married Utah Lawmaker who is a self-described "strong advocate for conservative family values [and] traditional marriage," who voted last year to sharply increase penalties for soliciting prostitutes has resigned after ... yep, with taxpayer money, no less (some NSFW pics)
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Truro Daily)
 
 
 
Manhunt underway for murderer who escaped from prison. And by "escaped" we mean "strolled out" and by "from prison" we mean "of his un-fenced, unlocked, minimum-security condo"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mormons want to throw underage kids in jail for recording sexually abusive interviews that Mormon Bishops conduct behind closed doors, alone, with minors, asking them to describe their sexual and masturbation habits
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rather than escaping from burdensome EU bureaucracy, regulation costs for Britain will double to £240 billion annually after Brexit. My, what a well thought through cunning plan Brexit is proving to be (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 03, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama animal rescuer died as she lived: saving cats and dogs. Please raise your glass in memory of this wonderful woman on Caturday
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
New dog rescue shelter opens with a tap room built in. Get drunk and go home with a dog
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and his team have one last chance to escape the darkest timeline as Kasius declares fargin war. (ABC 9ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There are groundhog days when he see his shadow and there are groundhog days when he doesn't see his shadow. And then there are groundhog days when he attacks a reporter while trying to escape
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Droney Appleseed to the rescue
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Thu February 01, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A tortoise that escaped six months ago has been found, only 1,056 feet from where she escaped
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what are the living descendants of notorious dictators doing today?
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former CIA director John McLaughlin describes Nunes memo as "a carefully picked bowl of cherries" while Cato Institute senior Julian Sanchez calls claim of its completeness "inconceivable". Vizzini and Inigo Montoya nod approvingly
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Rocket goes up, rocket goes down. Satellite stays up. You can't explain that, but Elon Musk can. SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying a comsat from Florida today - launch window opens at 4:25 pm EST, oontz starts about T-20. UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single mom of Persian descent with a daughter. My boyfriend has a teenage son who is a Nazi; he spouts alt-right propaganda and says racist things to my daughter and I. His mom taught him this hate. Can this relationship work?"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drug companies ship 20.8 million prescription painkillers to a West Virginia town in a 10 year period. Difficulty: Town has a population of 2,900
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wanted criminal and self-described genius unable to properly parallel park calls the Nunes memo "100 times bigger than what caused the American revolution"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Two on duty cops eat pot edibles raided from dispensary, start hallucinating then call for backup. Bonus: One of the responding cops injures himself during the "rescue". That's some fine police work, Lou
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter says the pro-Trump media is escalating the war on Mueller, vows he'll no longer spend time chasing mice around and strutting like a stray cat
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(Time)
 
 
 
Those thirteen shackled siblings should make us all rethink whether or not homeschooling should be legal
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Coast Guard rescues Navy sailor, Coasties now insufferable in bars
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's description of __________ doesn't quite match what __________ show(s) and __________ say(s)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear, it's a luxury condo in New Jersey, not the White House, even if the description is spot on
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Fri January 26, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse erupts in revolution forcing the Kasius to move into his endgame. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger provides Gemma with an escape route to the past, a blue police call box. (ABC 9ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris zoo closes after 52 baboons escape. Authorities trying to catch them before they have a chance to vote on healthcare reform
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Donkey leads herd of goats and sheep in escape from farm. Says he was trying to get back home to his ogre friend and dragon wife
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How the James Webb Space Telescope will deploy (in an ideal world)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of porn stars descend on Las Vegas to attend the 2017 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Voynich Manuscript deciphered by computer scientist, describing the code as arcane, scrambled and enigmatic, or roughly the same difficulty as debugging javascript
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"My name is John Anglin. I escape from Alcatraz in June 1962 with my brother Clarence and Frank Morris. I'm 83 years old and in bad shape. I have cancer. Yes we all made it that night but barely"
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Wed January 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Men-only black-tie charity dinner described as highly inappropriate with "hands up skirts, hands on bums" which raises the question of why so many men were wearing skirts
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Are 1,000+ page epic fantasy novels a good thing, or a bad thing? LGT example that at least doesn't spend 4 pages describing a meal
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Sun January 21, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman describes being a 13 year old female movie star
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because who else would you ask to escort your porn star mistress safely to her hotel room?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If nothing can escape from a black hole, how do Hawking radiation and relativistic jets get out?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's 2018 and the L.A. Times has unionized for the first time ever. Yep, the horses have escaped and the barn door has been locked
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
An American rocket, powered by Russian engines to launch an American satellite, to spy on Russia and Best Korea. This is YOUR ULA SBIRS 4 launch thread. Stream Starts @ 7:48pm EST. UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday night
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Adolescence now lasts until 24, say scientists who have never visited Fark
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Thu January 18, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mom who homeschools her daughter doesn't get why she can't ride public school buses around town. "Let's not punish each other because we've decided to educate our children in different ways"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
A wolf is on the loose near London after escaping its sanctuary. Sources cited by Fark say it sneakily wore a sheepskin jacket to trick the people on the gate
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
750kg of cocaine found hidden in pineapples. Police describe the suspect as wide-eyed and square pantsed
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The jobs of the future will not be in America or India or China. In any case, most of the actual work will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your job description is clear: To babysit the robots
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man takes explicit pics of woman he's dating to later blackmail her, sends them to the preschool where she works, lets his identifying tattoos get caught in the images
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In a situation which is sure to end here and will in no way escalate, the Palestinian Liberation Organization revokes recognition of Israel and says the Oslo Accords no longer stand
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the Milky Way got its bulge? Well, if researchers need a giant telescope to find out, it can't be that big
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Bullitt is possibly the most boring film to ever get not just a cult following but total and enduring mainstream adoration. The pacing would best be described as glacial, and even the highlights are difficult to sit through"
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Sat January 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While everyone was distracted by Trump sexing up a porn star, the pro-life wack job running HHS abruptly quit her job and was escorted out of the building
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Firehouse)
 
 
 
PETA rewards firefighters for rescuing cow from frozen pond. Fark: With 'Vegan' jerky
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
American Astronomical Society creates 360-degree-simulation of galactic core using data from several telescopes but fails to include Sha Ka Ree
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, with the team reunited they escape the Lighthouse to the shattered surface of the Earth pursued by the Kree. If you're wondering how there is atmosphere on a fragment of a planet... blame comics. (ABC 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Due to language barrier, Trump's comments now being described in terms of wolf sex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple continues to receive backlash over iPhone designed obsolescence operating system update
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Iran learns from North Korea on how to get a rise out of Trump, threatens to escalate nuclear program if he backs out of deal
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Play with Jigsaw in 'SAW' Themed escape room coming to Las Vegas strip
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(Slate)
 
 
 
President who says he rarely watches TV described multiple hours of Tuesday's cable news programming in detail
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Now is the time for the good knight Sir Romney to come to the rescue of his party in distress before it's locked in the dungeon of Trump forever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wondering how the Bundys escaped justice? A short and clear explanation on how the prosecutors violated their constitutional rights
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Wed January 10, 2018
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
The cost of being a dumbass in Toronto is only C$100 -- which is only C$64,900 short of the cost to rescue her from the crane
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hunter risks his life to rescue terrified deer trapped on frozen lake. Later tells reporters that it was delicious. (with video)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study based on the Flesch-Kincaid grade level scale shows that Trump IS indeed a genius...of the mid-fourth grade level
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this descent into madness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats with sights on 2020 descend on Iowa, a state that went from blue to red and is full of buyer's remorse
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists invents idea of human wifi to account for "intuition." Okay, science guy. I invented the idea of air conditioning to describe "breathing"
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
CNN had to escort Stephen Miller off the set because he refused to leave
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Here's a little video of a father and son bonding, with a rope, on a frozen river, to rescue a deer
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Woman escapes cat attack by driving over herself
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It takes a village to rescue a trapped kitten on Caturday
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Fri January 05, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Foulweather Bluff, says she had no idea conditions could go downhill so quickly
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when: A) You have bottles of prescription medicine, and a growler of alcohol in your car, B) You lead the police on a 118 MPH chase and they catch you, C) There is a dead body in your trunk, or D) All of the above
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Cheddar gorge, so at last we've found the culprit for John Cleese's rage all those years agWOULD YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
James Webb Space Telescope will be used to study elusive brown dwarfs, kill a man in Vietnam
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Freezing squirrel shelters in mop to escape NYC snowstorm. Except the mop is on a balcony. Outside. Because that's a good place for a mop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The forgotten Swiss diplomat who rescued thousands from Holocaust
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Wed January 03, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too cold out - remember that dogs get cold too. Here's a happy ice rescue for your Woofday Wednesday
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Victim of homeschooling becomes advocate for public schooling
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Tue January 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Free cats trigger volunteer hoarder rescue
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
If your butt can stop traffic, you just might be an escaped circus monkey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, a lot of people didn't want to get a prescription for pot, but if you can just walk in and buy some...
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Sun December 31, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ice balls. Not only a description of subby's genitalia, but also a meteorological condition on Lake Michigan
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for UNESCO you'd never know about Belgium's horseback shrimp fishing, Romania's lad dances, or the hopping procession of Luxembourg
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Fri December 29, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Snowy owl escapes prison
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Airport goat yoga is a) a good description for TSA screening procedures, b) the name of subby's garage band, c) a real thing
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You know a forecast winter storm in Montana will be a doozy when it's described as "meteorologically beautiful" and "likely quite crippling"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Yet another story of a person rescued after being lost at sea for seven months. This time it was a man and his cat
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Dog rescued from not-so-frozen pond in Utah by heroic hero is still doing fine. Also, the kid is awake
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Meet Frida. She is a rescue dog with a "sixth sense" for finding humans. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Sat December 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
As of Jan. 1, it's lights out for incandescent bulbs in California
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Fri December 22, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Netflix's new Will Smith movie "Bright" can be best described as a "$90 million steaming pile of orc shiat"
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