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Fri June 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the source of the annoying "plink" sound made by a dripping faucet, suggest a way to stop it without simply replacing the damn washer
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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GE booted from the Dow after 115 years, will be replaced by a company that sells synthetic heroin, cotton balls and condoms
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Prodeum - which promised to revolutionize the fruit and vegetable industry - replaced its website, post-ICO, with a white screen that contained just one word. "Penis"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump replaces White House photos of French president with framed pictures of Kim Jong-un
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada moves to make their national anthem gender neutral. Masculine term "hosers" to be replaced with the all-encompassing "Canucks"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The Jill Stein Method has been deployed in the 2018 Texas senate race
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Wed June 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
With Brexit looming, Britain's biggest pub chain forced to cancel all future orders for German beer, Italian wine and French champagne - which they plan to replace with "sparkling wines from the UK"
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Multiple lasers could be replaced by a single microcomb. Sharks ambivalent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only will the upcoming World Cup feature video replay, they will also allow handheld devices for tactics
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is this the most honest out-of-office message ever? Share your best out-of-office auto replies with the rest of us so we may be inspired
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Although Trump is a deeply unpopular President overall, he is the 2nd most popular President ever within his own party. The most popular? George W. Bush
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain plans to replace all those Brexited EU workers with convicted criminals. Let's see if anybody notices
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Trumpzilla. Deploy Unit-01 and prepare for the worst, this is YOUR Joint Press Conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400 Eastern Derp Time)
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Wed June 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association finally replied to Brendan Fraser's moving story about being sexually assaulted by the HFPA president: "dude, it was a joke. Also, sign this statement agreeing it was a joke"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a house where you can warm your hands at the fireplace while at the same time taking a dump underneath a picture of Jesus?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Subby just replaced the belt on his Samsung dryer using Youtube. How much dough have you saved on household or car repairs using Youtube? (Link goes to super-helpful video showing how to replace the belt)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing their pattern of doubling down, VA GOP 5th District committee replace Tea Party incumbent not seeking re-election due to alcoholism with a distillery owner. Bonus: narrowly rejecting theocratic lunatic who doesn't live in the district
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Sat June 02, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
While we weren't paying attention Spain ousted its corrupt conservative leader and replaced him with an atheist socialist
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Good Fences)
 
 
 
Photoshop this barricade someplace useful
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Chinese-made OnePlus 6, built to compete with the iPhone X, has FaceID unlock technology that can be fooled with a print out
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Tue May 29, 2018
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photographer at a breaking news event gives Fox News a NSFW reply when they ask to use his photos, which was then promptly ignored. Then the copyright trolls showed up
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Sun May 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron, an old vet, JR Smith, a houseplant, and I guess a 5th player beat the Celtics in 7 games
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"He is a physical coward, a liar and no leader at all." US Navy vets reply to Trump's speech at the Naval academy
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Wed May 23, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
We've replaced the Al Aqsa mosque with a Jewish temple. Let's see if the US ambassador notices
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Super villain lair power supply ready for deployment
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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Fri May 18, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now here's 2018 Rudy Giuliani deploying his experienced and honed rhetorical skills when confronted with 1996 Rudy Giuliani stating that a president cannot ignore a subpoena to testify
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how they say video games encourage certain behavior in real life? The this police force must have played Saints Row: The Third because they replaced the purple dildo with "Big Blue" around the department to hit co-workers with
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is over. Spain and Romania are disqualified from the Rugby World Cup for fielding ineligible players, so the Spain-Belgium match that the Romanian referee threw won't have to be replayed
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's EPL Championship Sunday Swansea need a miracle to stay up. Chelsea hope to claim the final UCL spot above Liverpool. If you cannot find the match you want, you aren't looking hard enough. Kickoff is at 10am ET on all NBC Networks
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
On the same day a new Ebola outbreak has been confirmed in Africa, the top Trump official who would lead the U.S. response if a deadly pandemic broke out here has left the administration and won't be replaced. This should be fine
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Keith Ellison to FCC Chair Ajit Pai: So, this woman you chose to chair the Broadband Deployment Advisory Committee you created, I can't help but notice she was just arrested and charged with wire fraud, care to explain?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you have an active arrest warrant, do not make a bet with your friend about how deeply you can submerge your truck in a lake
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(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
The 20 most disturbing movies of all-time. Of All-Time. Any you would add or replace? (not a slideshow)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Alan "Ackbar" Dershowitz thinks Rudy Guiliani is playing RIGHT into Mueller's hands and is making things WORSE for Trump. Perhaps Trump should replace Rudy, with, say, a famous Harvard Law Professor who helped OJ get acquitted
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Sun May 06, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You're a super-fan of Star Trek. You invest hundreds of thousands of your own money into building exact replicas of The Original Series sets to make your own fan films. Who should you invite to take a tour of those sets?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A Swans win relegates the Baggies, combined with a Potters draw would relegate Stoke. Saints need a win to put pressure on Swans, Hammers, & Terriers. The kickoff for relegation begins at 8:30am ET. This is your weekend EPL discussion thread
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
30 self-driving BMWs are being deployed on the Las Vegas Strip so people can be amazed at the sight of a BMW using its turn signal
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
'Better Call Saul' Season 4: Nacho might replace Hector in the cartel
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump welcomes Corey Lewandowski back to his inner circle, may be grooming him to replace John Kelly. Because Trump would hate for this circus to retain an ounce of professionalism
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Off-shore tax shelter clients want to know what business is managing their funds, to which the business replies 'None of your farking business'
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cheerleader's dad is deployed and can't see her off to a national competition, so he shows up via video, with his whole unit doing a cheer routine
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Tue May 01, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley is going to have to find a replacement for the "screw over your employees by pretending they are really independent contractors" business model
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Stoke beat Liverpool at Anfield? Will the Baggies be relegated? Is the South Coast Derby the most interesting match? The matches kick off at 7:30am ET Saturday, 9:15am Sunday. This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers on replicating the brilliant Matt Millen draft strategy: Our fans aren't smart enough to hold us accountable, so there's no risk
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Fri April 27, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
An attorney asks a federal judge to give him a little bit of a break on a deadline because he was up late watching the Utah Jazz playoff game. Immediately gets offer to replace Rudy Giuliani on Trump's defense team
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Two Scoops, Before you get too excited, a highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. Love, former CIA Director
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much original art do you own, if any? Not prints, not replicas, handmade one of a kind art
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott is travelling to Puerto Rico for the fifth time in a year because he cares so deeply about the Puerto Rican people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday starts at 7:30 a.m. EDT with 'Pool at Baggies, Palace at Watford. Sunday begins at 8:30 with Burnley at Stoke, Hammers at Gunners, and then Swans & City. Also, FA Cup semi finals mixed in. This is your weekend EPL/FA Cup Discussion Thread
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Corker offers ringing endorsement of potential replacement: "Uhhh, she's a Republican?" *awkward laughter*
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mike Harris, son of Mike Harris, replaces Mike Harris as Progressive Conservative candidate
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Naked woman found eating cheetos in half filled tub. Or as submitter calls it, foreplay
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Got a thing for dusting? Then, this toy soldier collection is for you. Over 250,000 toy soldiers in this massive, but tiny deployment. Add it to your house-sized train set and you'll have a whole lot of fun
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Thu April 19, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The week finally wraps up with Burnley hosting Chelsea, and Leicester looking to put Southampton one step closer to relegation. Kickoff is at 2:45 EDT. This is your Thursday EPL Discussion thread
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Miguel Diaz-Canal replaces Raul Castro as Cuba's president, finally achieving what sixty years of CIA assassination attempts could not
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro will soon step down from the Cuban Presidency. Leading replacements include Miguel Díaz-Canel, Bruno Rodríguez, and Zombie Fidel
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Which version of the Cherries are going to show up? Will JoMo & Co. be upset by the weekend's loss to actually take it out on Bournemouth? Midweek action continues at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Wednesday EPL Discussion thread
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA Kepler's raw images look like garbage. Here's how they turn pixels into planets
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the race to replace Paul Ryan in his district. On the left, Iron Stache leads the Dem primaries. On the right, a vocal white nationalist is currently the only Republican candidate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brett Favre fumbles audition to become Gruden replacement on Monday Night Football, which leaves ESPN with unappetizing choices of Rex Ryan or Booger McFarland to call games this fall
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Ovechkin finally replace the batteries in his controller or rage-quit? Will there be a Hockey Rapture in Jets/Wild? Will the Golden Knights dethrone the Kings? Will someone duct tape Pierre's mouth shut? Pucks drop @ 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30pm ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
YouTube instruction videos are getting out of hand. Here's how to replace virtually all parts of a major bridge without shutting it down for 2 years
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Tottenham look to bounce back from their loss to Man City as they travel to the Amex on the south coast to face Brighton & Hove Albion. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Tuesday EPL Discussion Thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While the GOP candidate being ahead by 10 points in the special election to replace Rep Trent Franks in a district Franks carried by 37 wasn't ideal, it at least made the GOP confident they could avoid another embarrassment. Then came today's polls
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time in nearly a decade, the GOP are not talking about "repealing and replacing Obamacare." No, not because they already did so, but because they bungled their attempts so badly last year, it's now a subject they'd rather not discuss
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
While the title has been decided, the relegation battles have not. The Hammers look to keep themselves afloat at the expense of Stoke City. Kickoff from London Stadium is at 3:00 pm EDT. This is your EPL MNF Discussion Thread
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four prime time matches are on tap, starting in Southampton, going to Selhurst Park, off to Liverpool, and ending in Wembley. Sunday has Arsenal at Newcastle, followed by Baggies at United. Kickoff is 7:30 am EDT. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the U.S. Navy's LCS program is doing, "None of the Navy's Littoral Combat Ships May Deploy In 2018." So, meeting expectations then?
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN: the new worldwide leader in reply-all bedlam. Please take me off this thread, TIA
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out an infectious protein is behind Alzheimer's and replacing it with a kinder one can reverse the damage. I would repeat this headline, but I don't need to anymore
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool take care of business in Merseyside? Will Stoke top Spurs? Can West Brom get a win? Will United rain on City's title parade? Can Conte win a derby? Kickoff is at 7:30 am Sat, 9:15 am Sun. This is your EPL Derby DISCUSSION thread
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1: Lewis Hamilton is terrible to Mercedes. Also, Mercedes is desperate to replace him with Red Bull drivers, but he won't leave
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables
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Wed April 04, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams trade their first-round pick to the Patriots for Brandin Cooks to replace Sammy Watkins
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's eighth season finale will be set "someplace unusual." So... the future where the show ends?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I don't know who is more deplorable: The person who wrote this tweet, or the comments
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Palace hold off Liverpool? Will the Saints climb out of the relegation zone? Are Spurs capable of beating a top club? Is Stoke as good as relegated? Kickoff is at 7:30 a.m. EDT Saturday, 8:30 Sunday. This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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Fri March 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
70% of Boomers are confident they can live solely off Social Security if they deplete their own savings
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Write a Republican Congressman, reply comes from lobbyist
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Herr Trumpo rallies the deplorables for a speech about infrastructure. Hey, you know what would help rebuild our infrastructure? Not giving tax cuts to the rich. This is YOUR live Trump speech in Ohio (LGT C-SPAN @ 1350)
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck waddles again thanks to his brand new prosthetic booties made to replace the feet torn off by lake predators. Tweety Bird feet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shulkin is out at VA, to be replaced by Dr. Ronny "239 lbs *wink*" Jackson
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Hello Deplorables" Roseanne's premier a massive hit. YUGE numbers to the left, Woke reasons why you didn't watch to the right
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Deeply weird and enjoyable': Ursula K Le Guin's electronica album. No word if the lyrics are all about either her Dragonriders of Pern or her sparkly vampires
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We were visiting friends on vacation. My husband had his laptop. One of the kids watched a video on it. No one put it away and another kid spilled juice on it, ruining it. Should those parents chip in for the replacement?"
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Sat March 24, 2018
(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
Netflix designs new font "Netflix Sans" to replace Gotham. Gonna binge on some TPS reports tonight
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump is getting rid of all his generals and replacing them with Fox News tough guys because the generals were insufficiently bloodthirsty and belligerent and wanted to try diplomatic channels and negotiation before moving to military confrontations
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser replaced by angry walrus
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas mental hospital psychologist decides to Harley Quinn roleplay with patient
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What the fridge? NH Lottery Commission replaces "Luck Yeah" ad campaign because the original phrase sounded like profanity. Shut the front door. Get the fudge out. God bless America
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal surging in WV Senate race to replace Democrat Joe Manchin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU finally CRUMBLES under British negotiating pressure: Britain will now be allowed to negotiate its own deals *squints* after it leaves the EU, giving it *adjusts glasses* one full year to replace *glances off-camera* 750 different trade deals
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man cuts off thumb by accident, has it replaced with his own big toe. Doctors say he'll be able to hitchhike in another 6 months
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Mon March 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will soon be able to replace that roadster he sent to Mars
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook stock faceplants
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mueller could indict Sessions for lying to the FBI. But then Trump would have an excuse to replace Sessions with someone willing to fire Mueller. Chexmix, Liberace?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Some guy built an awesome replica of Domino's pizza-oven car. You better believe he's being sued by Domino's
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It is a short weekend of EPL action with Palace at Huddersfield, followed by Watford at Liverpool. There is also FA Cup action with Spurs at Swans, Gulls at Devils, Saints at Wigan, Chelsea at Leicester. Matches start 8:15 am EDT
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Fri March 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Still desperate for attention, some Millennials are replacing engagement rings with diamonds embedded in their fingers because, hey, attention
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Thu March 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines receives social media backlash after making passengers wait an hour to deplane in South Dakota. Company says they were doing everyone a favor by saving them an hour of being in Sioux Falls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Barron Trump's school writes open letter asking Trump to oppose arming teachers, act on gun violence. Trump expected to fire Barron, replace him with Cousin Oliver any day now
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Wed March 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Trump-rick has a cunning plan: He wants to fire Sessions as AG, replace him with EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, and then have Pruitt immediately fire Mueller. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dogwalking couple someplace more interesting
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Problem: It will cost $8K a year to to replace filters in water fountains with dangerous lead levels in Nashville schools. Solution: Secretly bypass the filters so they never need changing, then disable the warning lights
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump may pick TV personality Larry Kudlow to replace Gary Cohn as Miss Cleo was not available
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced all animals with Boston Dynamics' robots. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Synthetic fossil fuels to become cheaper and more environmentally friendly following carbon nanotube replicator breakthrough, which might help slow down those damn mind worm attacks
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah continue her Maximum Pressure Campaign against the weary press? Will Raj Shah make a surprise appearance as her replacement? Why are we still doing these? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 2pm EDT)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Expecting a Democratic wave this November? Don't look now, but the RNC is flush with cash, and building an army of campaign staff it will deploy to at least 25 states to help them hold back the democratic horde
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC parking garage worker accidentally runs over $85,000 violin, tells sobbing little girl he'll get her the world's teeniest one to replace it
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Klopp get a win at Old Trafford? Will Palace soar above Chelsea? Are Spurs able to rebound from a Juventus loss? Can Swansea stay out of the drop zone. This is your EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff is at 7:30am EST Saturday, 9:30am EDT Sunday
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The search for Hope Hicks's replacement is going as well as you'd expect
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
English village tired of coddling your little snowflakes, replaces plastic playground items with good old-fashioned wood, metal, brick, and sharp-edged apparatus to add resilience to children's playtime
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Fri March 09, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Sonic replacing 25 percent of the beef in their burgers with mushrooms. Sad trombone: not the good kind
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
To replace the highly influential and nearly universally respected Gary Cohn as his chief economic adviser, Trump is reportedly thinking of appointing CNBC Commentator Larry Kudlow ...because Trump just loves watching him on that there TV machine
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Mon March 05, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Red Devils force City to clinch after the Manchester Derby? Can the Eagles somehow play spoiler to Jose's well laid plans? Is Palace even safe for another season? This is your Monday Night EPL Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday morning begins at 7 am ET with Clarets & Toffees. Then, it is the TNG derby or Southampton & Stoke. Finally, it is Liverpool & Newcastle at 12:30. Sunday action starts at 7:30 ET with Gulls & Gunners. This is your weekend EPL discussion thread
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado legislator changes affiliation from Democrat to Republican moments before being expelled for sexual misconduct so Republicans can choose his replacement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Member of NRA's board of directors set to replace Hope Hicks. Trump makes one good decision after the other, doesn't he? Keep it up, Donnie boy. November is getting closer with every passing day
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Fri March 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
They shoot at Tech Buses, you deploy heavily-armed Decoy Buses. That's the Silicon Valley way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the guy that Trump wants to replace Admiral Side-eye with thinks we're dropping the ball on countering Russian election shenanigans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The coup isn't over. The guy they want to replace H.R. McMaster with as National Security Advisor has more Russian ties than a nesting doll
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Melania should probably just stay off Twitter. It never seems to go well. (NSFW pics in tweet replies)
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paul Teutel, Sr. is being sued for fraud after sabotaging a tv project. When asked for comment, Jr. replied,"@*& you, you &%$ of a *^&%&"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The potential Hope Hicks replacements for the lousiest job in Washington
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners vs Citeh. The rematch. Can North London rebound after their defeat on Sunday in the league cup final? The last game of the EPL game week kicks off at 3:45 Eastern
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand cloned her dog, twice. PETA is doubly mad and also would like to mention that shelters have lots of surplus dogs. No need to clone your dog. Dogs replicate on their own
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Tue February 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump doesn't have the balls to fire Kelly," says Trump confidante because his only options for a replacement are his bumbling son-in-law or the Mooch
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This is your FA Cup replay repeat thread. Can Wednesday beat swooning Swansea Tuesday? Can Rochelle Rochdale upset wobbly Spurs at Wembley? Winners to play each other next round
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Big Boy faceplants
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to build your own working replica of the original Altair? If so, you should probably seek professional help, but you can also get this "Altairduino" kit while you wait for the doctor
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fireplace
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leicester are Stoked. Liverpool is getting some Wet Spam. Hornets have Toffee bits. Eagles are playing chicken. And it all ends with Red vs Blue. Kickoff is at 7:30am ET. This is your EPL DISCUSSION Thread This is your EPL Discussion thread
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