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headlines found matching 'Dude'
Mon February 06, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The mayor: I'm cracking down on unlicensed weed sales. The mayor's task force: Dude. So not true
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker dude
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Wolves and Magic played their first hockey game this season
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Balzac Billy, a dude in a groundhog costume, didn't see his shadow, probably because his eyes were frozen shut by the -30 C windchill
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Kotaku)
 
Weeners
 
Are ASCII dongs the same in other languages? Find out here. NSFW
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iron Man
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Sat January 28, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Basically the world's greatest dude shows us his take on meat and potatoes
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nutter that claims he's a 'time traveller from 2858' says 'human bones will be found on Mars' this year that will prove that human life originated on the red planet. Subby knows this isn't true because women are from Venus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Indeed.com)
 
 
 
The University of Wisconsin-Madison is looking for a Weed Ecologist "to provide leadership in weed science teaching." Applicant wants to know how to make their resume stand out. Dude
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
On hot mic, Colorado Avalanche announcer exposes his prejudiced ranting against ... dirty bastard seagulls who keep stealing his McMuffins
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sh*ts up, dude
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Fark. Fark, dude, FARK. There's cameras." To protect and serve (warning: graphic)
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dude's wrong, biweekly paychecks allow your boss to hold onto your pay longer
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Some Shane)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old fashioned chocolate dudes
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Wed January 11, 2023
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Houston Texans: "We're obviously the most dysfunctional team in this division." Indianapolis Colts: "Hold our Vicodins"
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot
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Tue January 03, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This dude can fit under that truck-eating bridge, but with only approximately 2 feet to spare
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Fri December 30, 2022
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
"Dude, I think we're being followed. They must want the weed. Let's call the cops on them"
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Johnson County Daily Journal)
 
 
 
My favorite teacher/professor died recently, amazing dude, anyone else have a great former teacher story to tell?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Winners and losers of college football early signing period. Still losers are the pasty dudes complaining about an 18-year-old not going to a school that they didn't go to either
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Mon December 19, 2022
(69 Dudes)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic Sci-Fi scene, dudes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In the market for lingerie and perfume? Dude, you're getting Adele
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Sun December 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wall Street DudeBro who caught Judge's record breaking home run takes a 50% loss after auction. Much like all the stocks he picked for his clients
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
WR targeted 159 times in 2021 wanted out of Kansas City because he wasn't getting the ball enough
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newsmax anchor: American Girl is so "woke" that I couldn't find a single doll that looked like my precious little (white) girl. The Internet: Dude, white dolls are 90% of their inventory, and you can LITERALLY order one that looks EXACTLY like her
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Hey, look out, dude - They're coming for your mom
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
United breaks guitars, but Qantas will run over your surfboards. Hang ten, dude
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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like, totally bogus, dude
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
You cook a chicken using a hotel coffee machine ONE time, and it ends up going viral
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these walking dudes
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh Ye of ... holy crap that's a lot of antisemitism. Like, dude, when Alex Jones is telling you to tone it down, you may be a raging antisemite
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Someone thought it was the right time to rehabilitate Will Smith
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dudes, have you ever tried Europe...on weed?
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dave's dead, dude
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No way dude. Weighed more than a humpback whale? Just how much weed is that?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
In the 'Dude, you've been doing that all season' category Aaron Rodgers admits in the Packers loss to the Titans that 'I threw a lot of kinda wobblers tonight'
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Sat November 05, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, I'm a f*cking idiot. Bonus: fake Pitbull concert tickets
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fred Armisen reveals his "The Californians" character was based on Dana Carvey's son. Naaayooow gittttt owduhh hihhhh, ok, take the 405 to the 110, get off on Barham, and take the 101 to the 5 and get off on Sepulveda
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Tue November 01, 2022
(JTA)
 
 
 
Anne Frank finds Jesus in Auschwitz? You actually wrote that? Dude...wtf?
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's Persian for "whoa...dude"?
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Sat October 29, 2022
(American Psychological Assoc)
 
 
 
You know that guy always camping out at your favorite guitar store? The dude with the blackened fingernails who's shredding into the gaping maw of the abyss? Yeah, you know the one. He really, really wants your attention. Here comes the science
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taylor, bro, can you cover for me? Sorry dude, already paid my green fee
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After Kanye's rant about Jewish entertainment bosses, Jewish entertainment boss encourages Kanye's business partners to drop him. Dude, not sure if you're helping here
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Wed October 19, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm really upset my lover is cheating on me. Sure, I'm cheating too so it's hypocrisy, but come on. I'm a dude" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember how the stock market yesterday was all "Here, dudes, have 900 points woo hoo." Today: "Yeah, like... we're going to need those points back. Sorry, we got drunk and messed up"
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption whatever Meta Quest Pro Dude is experiencing
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