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Tue July 17, 2018
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
A Charlemagne rubber duck. Therefore, your argument is invalid
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today's accidental Emergency Alert System alert sent in Portland. Bert the turtle tells you to Duck and Cover
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
♪Fear of the Duck, Fear of the Duck♪
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senator Duckworth says that Americans hate good healthcare, good education, and taxing the wealthy
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the 23rd Film Festival in Nantucket, with enough films to fill up a bucket, docs about Rogers and Radner, comedy by Stiller, even sadder, in the end I think I'll just duck it
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Fri June 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you heavier than a duck, or a Tang-era concubine? Then you can get into a theme park for free as long as you agree to be humiliated during a weigh-in first
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Woman lowers herself into storm drain to save ducklings, presumably from evil clown
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-06 to Sat 2018-05-12. Björnsson the strong, Howard the Duck, and Hawaiian Krakatoa
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue two puppies and a kitten from a sinkhole. Your move, ducklings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Giant duckzillas wreak havoc on miniature village
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda explains why the "DuckTales" and other Disney cartoon themes are so awesome. Woo-hoo
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Disney wants a new Marvel franchise "beyond Avengers". I think we all know what this means: Howard the Duck II
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Sat May 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some people just refuse to quack under pressure
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ramps for ducklings are back at the reflecting pool at the U.S. Capitol, since it's a popular hook up spot, for ducks that is. Also after the big ducks make little ducks, it helps the babbys avoid starvation, hypothermia or drowning. M. R. Ducks
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
I said DUCK
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in eight bird species is threatened with extinction. Especially around Christmas when John Madden starts thinking turducken
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth broke a huge barrier for women with bipartisan implications
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Sat April 21, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Sen. Duckworth casts vote with her baby on senate floor. No, I don't know how she fit it in the ballot box
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Duckworth decides to dress up her newborn as Blake Farenthold for her first trip to the Senate floor
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Flyers answer a blowout with a blowout again? Will the Devils move closer to the golf course on the Golf Channel? Something, something, GO PERDS. Will the Sharks make Duck confit or paté? Pucks @ 7:00, 7:30, 10:00 & 10:30pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Buds couldn't bloom in the Gahden, can they at home? Do we stick a pitchfork in the Devils, are they all but done? Will the Preds dominate the high ground in Denver? Maybe the Ducks can win on the road? Pucks @7:00, 7:30, 10:00 & 10:30ET
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan may get the old 'don't let the door kick you in the arse' treatment and be forced to leave the speakership by summer because no one likes a lame duck
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I received a letter from the tax guys. As I opened it I pretended it was cheque. It was a notification of a sales tax refund. It was like a fantasy come true. Aren't I the lucky ducky today? $200 is $200. Will miracles never cease? 1st question 1st
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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Tue April 10, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Duck! Duck! Goose!
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth (D) becomes first Senator to give birth while in office. Figuratively speaking, of course
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC alum Michael Jordan names UNC alum Mitch Kupchack general manager of Charlotte Hornets. Duck sucks
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian Hooligans intend to create mayhem at the World Cup, and warn English fans, "Prepare to die." Unclear if the Ducky Boys plan to attend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games in this second-to-last night of the regular season, and we have Sens-Pens, Sabres-Lightning, Blues-'Hawks, and Stars-Ducks. These games may determine playoff positioning. Friday Night Hockey fun starts at 7:30 PM ET
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Wed April 04, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Senators and Sabres are playing for pride, the 'Hawks want to play spoiler to the Blues' postseason chances, and the Wild want to keep the Ducks out of it. It's the last Wednesday Night hockey thread this season, puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto preparing for for what can only be a "Duck Dynasty" bio-pic
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Sun April 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Easter Sunday brings us some nice games as we gorge away on our Easter chocolate. Five games on tap with Bruins-Flyers, Predators-Lightning, Devils-Canadiens, Capitals-Penguins, and Avalanche-Ducks. The puck drops at 12:30pm EDT on NBC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's duck behind the velvet curtain into the land of crazy that is Trump's White House
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Fri March 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so why not have another hockey thread? Six games are on including Hurricanes-Capitals, Kings-Ducks, and Blues-Knights. The action begins at 7:00 PM ET
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth demonstrates why you shouldn't make fun of her legs
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck waddles again thanks to his brand new prosthetic booties made to replace the feet torn off by lake predators. Tweety Bird feet
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rubber ducks are more dangerous than you might think
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Wed March 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The push for the playoffs continue with four games on tap. Coyotes-Sabres, Canadiens-Penguins, Bruins-Blues, and Ducks-Flames. The puck drops at 7pm EDT
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Mon March 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
¿ʞɔnp ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
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