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Fri December 14, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that surprises no one, lame-duck Walker signs a lame bill
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Wed December 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four fabulous games for Wednesday Night Hockey. Games are Knights-Isles, Pens-Hawks, Flyers-Flames, and Stars-Ducks. Let's do this hockey thing at 7:00 PM ET
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have recovered complete skeleton of Little Foot. Still looking for Cera, Ducky, Chomper and Spike
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Courts likely to strike down Republican lame-duck power grabs"
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Sat December 08, 2018
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Remember, back in 2010, how then Governor-elect Scott Walker tried to suggest the sitting governor not pass any lame duck legislation? Politifact remembers
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Fri December 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The difference between the GOP power grabs in Wisconsin and Michigan is that the governor in Michigan isn't a hard-right ideologue and so may not sign all those lame duck Fark-Democracy bills
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While most Americans eagerly await the Mueller report, a majority of Republicans want to build a bridge out of it, or maybe see if it floats like apples, gravy, or very small rocks. Is that duck still hanging around Central Park?
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Wed December 05, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Lame duck quacks at dawn
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Having a rough day? Chill duck enjoying being petted is here to help (w/video)
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Sat December 01, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin GOP lost badly in state/local elections, so of course they're using their lame duck session to hobble the office of Governor, limit the powers of the legislature and basically destroy the state on their way out the door. MAGA achieved
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Fri November 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dead deer and ducks may be deprecated at Dick's
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gloria Katz, the woman who turned George Lucas's script for Star Wars into something that actually resembled a film, has been declawed at 76
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Thu November 29, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Chico: "Why a duck? Why a no chicken?" Groucho: "All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck"
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Thu November 22, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans eat turkey eggs? First line of 2nd paragraph: "Because they're expensive." Well, that was easy. NEXT
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Forget Turducken--it's time for PIECAKEN
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Wed November 21, 2018
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Republicans urging Trump to help them pass the United States-Mexico- could-be-Canada, maybe-Canada, we'll-see-Agreement formerly known as NAFTA in the lame duck session
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
14 games on tap before Thanksgiving Day arrives. Who will win the battle of New York City with the Islanders-Rangers? Can the Penguins get out of their funk versus the Stars? How about Canucks and Ducks? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
The first Thanksgiving did not feature turkey meat. Instead there were ducks, geese, eels, pumpkins and corn. Indians brought the food. The pilgrims brought the small pox
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the headlines of the Bangor Daily News: Picking Ducks for your Homestead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forget your Turducken dreams. It cooks all three birds wrong
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the lame duck session of the Ohio General Assembly is trying to overturn Roe v. Wade on the DL
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Angry elephant charges forest officials in jeep." Wow I didn't even know elephants could drive
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Tue November 13, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Disney World bans man who held Trump signs on rides because the fascist views hit a little too close to Donald Duck's Nazism
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Thu November 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck boat captain unable to duck grand jury indictment
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Wed November 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Penguins win against the Capitals in DC? Can the Avalanche avenge their playoff series loss to the Predators? Can the Ducks douse the Flames? It is your Wednesday Night hockey thread, the puck drops at 7:30pm EST on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Mon November 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence says Trump wants to work on infrastructure during congressional lame-duck session. "We think there's an opportunity to work in a bipartisan way in the Congress of the United States to advance that." So NOW you want to be bi-partisan?
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure the hound is supposed to retrieve the duck, not the other way around
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Tue October 30, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We have found a witch, or 100s of them. How do you know they are witches? What do you burn apart from witches? Wood So, why do witches burn? Cuz they're made of... wood? Does wood sink in water? No, it floats. So... if they weigh the same as a ducks??
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Does anyone speak Mandarin quack? There's a very rare duck hanging out in NYC's Central Park that won't tell anyone where he came from
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Tue October 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
You won't even have time to duck and cover
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Roast duck for sale. Cheap. 26,000 available. Pick up at Pennsylvania barn
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Wed October 17, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, so why not have a hockey thread? Four games are on tap with Blues-Habs, Rangers-Caps, Bruins-Flames, and Islanders-Ducks. The puck drops at 7 PM ET as these games will get you through Hump Day
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Tue October 16, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
I am terrified to think what their version of a 'sexy' vampire is
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Sat October 13, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
It's duck sex and the patriarchy. No, it's rabbit sex and the patriarchy. Duck sex and the patriarchy. Rabbit sex and the patriarchy. Duck sex. Rabbit sex. Duck sex. Rabbit sex
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Wed October 10, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, which means it's Hockey Night in . . . somewhere. The night leads off with Flyers/Sens, but the main event is the Knights/Caps Johnny Sex Cup rematch. First puck @ 7:30pm ET, Ducks/'Yotes late. GRITTY WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL, PIERRE
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Thu October 04, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you can't train a dog to fetch a duck by the time you are 79 years old, don't except any sympathy when they find you in the mud, up to your neck because you had to fetch it yourself
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Wed October 03, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the most wonderful time....of the year. Hockey is back, and the four matchups are Canadiens-Leafs, Bruins-Capitals, Flames-Canucks, and Ducks-Sharks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: therapy dogs. New hotness: therapy ducks
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan township to allow autistic boy to keep his therapy ducks. No word on who gets the bill from all the work here
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
And to finish your meal, may I recommend our Pumpple cake - the dessert equivalent of a turducken - a pumpkin pie inside a chocolate cake, and an apple pie inside a vanilla cake, iced together into one cake
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple needs to stop ducking autocorrecting the shift we're trying to say, the stupid son of a batching software can suck a dock
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Duck gets thoroughly lost, ends up in remote Pacific island where it gets treated like royalty. "Even the fire service has been drafted in to make sure Trevor's puddle does not run dry"
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Selfie sticks can, in fact, be cool, but you have to be taking the picture on Mars. Also, no duck face
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Thu September 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul suggest President Trump make everyone take a lie detector test to find the fiend who wrote the anonymous article. Why not weigh his soul against the feather of a duck? It's just as scientific
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Sun August 26, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
First look at the Joker / Daffy Duck crossover we've all been waiting for. Why tho therious?
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Fri August 24, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Autistic boy gets to keep his emotional support ducks. His very good ducks, very good ducks
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