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Thu January 10, 2019
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Jesus Christ, I'm a Sheriff" said a highly intoxicated Michigan Sheriff. "But I've got this here flaming sword of justice," said Jesus. Fair enough
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Sun January 06, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ One week in Bangkok makes a driver humble / Bad traffic for New Year festivities / It's mostly motorcyclists who get crumpled / The death toll's at four hundred sixty-three / I can feel a taxi running over me ♬
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Mon December 31, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
McBain's state government leadership position in peril after arrest for drunk driving. No comment from Rainer Wolfcastle
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Wed December 26, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In case you needed any other reasons to not visit Utah, ever, they just lowered their DUI limit to .05 BAC
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Thu December 20, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drunk driving, possessing meth, pot, heroin, and guns only misses Gold Star Level Florida by not having samurai swords or eating someone's face
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Sun December 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Think you can still party in Utah? Think again, buddy
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Wed November 28, 2018
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Man has never been in an Uber like this before. Or maybe he has. Yeah he definitely has, but hasn't called it an Uber before his latest DUI
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
The ultimate in drunk driving crash. Driving the wrong way, female drunk hits another car after leaving strip club. FARK: Victim also intoxicated at a higher level than the person that hit her
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Mon November 19, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
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Mon November 12, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Top of the Florida country music charts: Woman driving drunk in the family pickup has a kid sitting in a lawn chair on the driver's seat, and that's the way we roll
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Fri November 02, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Reporters test Utah's new .05 DUI law, with interesting results thanks to the weak-ass beer the state forces you to buy
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
The nation famous for its drinkers now has insta-bans for drink drivers of any amount
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Thu November 01, 2018
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Kind: Offer to pay for the order of the driver behind you in the drive-thru. Kind-of-stupid: It's a cop and you're driving while impaired and with no insurance, vehicle registration and your licence is suspended
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Thu October 11, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Substance abuse counselor arrested on DWI charge after taking Lyrica and Klonopin. You had one job
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Distracted driving is a euphemism for selfish driving
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Fri September 28, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What...I can't ride my electric razor scooter while drunk? I thought this was America
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Sat September 22, 2018
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Your grocery store pick-up service does not mean parking your car on the building's roof. And yes, alcohol was involved
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