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Tue June 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus brings American decline out in the open. Sorry, admins, there's no way to snark this
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"What if we modified a bug zapper and put it on everyone's face to ward off the virus?" "Hey, if you're the test subject, go for it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pilot study states declining eyesight can be improved by looking at red light. Runway lights to be modified accordingly
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why was China able to get the coronavirus under control in February? Because they weren't dealing with the highly infectious "G" version that took over the world in March
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how Gilead Pharmaceuticals "generously" stepped up and donated its entire supply of the antiviral drug Remdesivir to fight the pandemic? Well, first taste was free, now it's going to cost $2,400-$3,100 a dose
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Probiotics don't do shiat. Correction: shiat is about all they do
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he dared to call Trump an idiot in public for the whole hydroxychloroquine thing, America's best vaccine testing person is now working in the copy room
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With their states engulfed in viral explosions, the Donnie-loving governors of Fla, Tx, and Az are now backpedaling faster than a room of Trump spokescreatures after a 3 a.m. tweet-storm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nike Q4 sales come untied, dropping nearly 40%
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The price of honey has almost doubled in the past 10 years but US beekeepers are getting stung
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson fined *puts pinky to hoo-ha* 4.14 billion
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Viral science superspreader Dr. Fauci testifies before the US House today
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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Thu June 18, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You mean I shouldn't trust those homeopathic injectables that some soccer mom on Facebook swears by?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FDA approves treatment that's a large cause of OOOH SHINY. "ironic" tag levels up
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Carney-barker-in-chief dodecuples down on hydroxychloroquine even after FDA revokes its approval for COVID. "Dodecuples" might not be a real word, but that's what we've come to in the era of the Infomercial President
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GSK gets FDA approval for HIV drug for children, won't say if it's chocolate or cotton candy flavored
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA withdraws emergency use authorization for coronavirus treatment drugs promoted by Trump because of safety issues
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Could Trump turn the coronavirus vaccine into a campaign stunt?" Let's just say it's pretty much guaranteed
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Someday they could be hailed as heroes. And by "they," it subby means the gills of wood-eating clams
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading among fruit and vegetable packers, raising production fears and tossing "the world's salad bowl"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In addition to healthy staff, PPE, humanity, etc., hospitals are now running out of *spins wheel* painkillers. OH, COME ON
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence-based, medical diagnosis is still years away, along with your jetpack
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Mon June 08, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Former congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Ussian) partners with former aide (removed by House for close ties to Russia) and the former VP of Flynn Intelligence to form a company to create a totally legit COVID-19 vaccine
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
So you've decided to take chloroquine. Get ready for an adrenaline-valium follow-up
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
HGH for the ACL is AOK says the MCHAMP
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller is reproducing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Trump may soon be out for good before the election by taking his own advice literally
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Fox News viewers believe that Bill Gates is plotting to use a mass vaccination campaign against COVID-19 to implant microchips in people and track their movements. FIFTY. PERCENT
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You mean the exceptionalism that allowed someone who didn't win the popular vote to win? Or the exceptionalism that believed in traditions instead of rules which worked until someone got elected who said "there's no rule"?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
It's going to be years, not months, before you get a Covid vaccine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman who's been taking hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat disease that it never is contracts Their New Hoax anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, but some people have expressed doubt that Trump is being entirely truthful in his boast about taking hydroxychloroquine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson to stop selling talcum-based baby powder in the US
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump allies recruit doctors to prescribe rapid reopening: Dr. Giggles, Dead Ringers, Reanimator, Dolittle, Doctor Death, and The Boys from Brazil
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Tue May 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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Sat May 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, in his defense, killing more people than it saves is one definition of "game changer"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say the best treatment for COVID-19 may be a cocktail, which means Drew is likely immortal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
EVERYONE GET EXCITED.....then probably disappointed again. Company claims they developed an antibody that can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA: Remember that Covid-19 test we rushed into use? Yeah, it doesn't work. Oops
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Gilead has another antiviral, GS-441524, which remdesivir actually is metabolized to once it's injected into the body. It's easier to synthesize, and has worked well in animal studies. Unfortunately for humanity, its 2009 patent is 8 years older
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
*huuurk* I'd better plant more food in the garden
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spread it far and do read it wide: A drug company actually doing something to benefit mankind that does not make them richer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Companies ramping up at-home saliva tests for coronavirus are banking on 'endless' demand. Let's hope they're going at it from the right direction
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more desperate to find some way to cover up Trump's mouth
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes yes, but what about the Needful suffering?
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cure found for the 'rona: shove a flashlight up your nose
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci in "modified quarantine," which is a weird way of saying Guantanamo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's Apocalypse Prepper Village is having a terrible time of it
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Following its spectacular performance managing ventilators and virus testing, the White House announces it will decide where Remdesivir will be distributed to avoid chaos
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out you can already buy the active metabolite of COVID-19 drug remdesivir on the black market, as treatment for feline infectious peritonitis in pet cats
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
FDA bans Chinese made N95 masks because they didn't meet the high quality standards typical of Chinese made goods
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine: doesn't really work, has bad side effects, Trump admin goes all-in. Remdesivir: actually showing promise, Trump admin goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"We can't control the virus, but we can control all information about the virus"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
FDA and FTC send warning to QAnon conspiracy site for pushing insane Coronavirus conspiracy theories
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Tech Briefs)
 
 
 
Maybe ventilators ARE rocket science
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: By saying I can't sell my magical anti-covid drug, you are attacking my religious freedom
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
FDA rethinks 'meh, just let people make things up' regulatory stance
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead set to make a zillion dollars on Remdesivir. Wait, what that? They are donating the entire supply?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remdesivir, which might actually help against COVID-19, being rejected by the red hats in favor of his orangness' favorite snake oil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ethanol, why don't we just stick to eating corn? Mmmkay?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's regular dumb and then there's accidentally an email to the prosecutor investigating you dumb
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here is a very optimistic timeline as to when we will get a coronavirus vaccine ... brought to you on the back of a unicorn pony
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LabCorp sees a loss. Who knew all this testing would actually cost money?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clear evidence remdesivir works
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA
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Mon April 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Pusherman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times analyzed every word of Trump's daily coronavirus briefings, finding, "By far the most recurring utterances from Mr. Trump in the briefings are self-congratulations"
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Challenge trial" time for potential COVID-19 vaccines. What's that? Oh, just a thing where you give some people vaccines and others a placebo and then deliberately expose them all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian scientists cut short chloroquine study due to "primary outcome of death." That's bad, right?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader of group peddling bleach as coronavirus 'cure' wrote to Trump this week
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Head of the VA ignores a study that relies on his department's own hospital data and doubles down on hydroxychloroquine. VA? Very Awful
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why can't you get frozen french fries at the grocery store? We're not eating enough
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The person tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force knows a little something about running labs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The new person tapped to lead US pandemic task force is qualified because he's A: A former doctor? B: A former biologist? or C: A former Labradoodle breeder?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Doctor Bright, who questioned use of hydroxychloroquine, fired by President Notsobright
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Tue April 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
E pluribus chaos? Trumpanes eunt domus alba?
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Chill out and watch Stanley Tucci make a Negroni
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
FDA approves at-home covid-19 test. Eligibility requirements include platinum-level insurance, a doctor's note, and being able to jam a swab down your own nose so far that it hits brain tissue
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: hydroxy-what?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked coronavirus, so I put coronavirus in your coronavirus tests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers are coming for your health care industry to make more money from your illnesses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, dude
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft and pharma bros launch "plasmabot" which is just a chatbot to recruit potential donors for COVID-19 treatment, and totally not a roving predatory automaton to harvest human blood, why would you ever think that hahahaha
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US COVID-19 death toll tops 40,000. Only 18,220 to go before Cadet Bone Spurs exceeds total number of US Vietnam War dead
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
One of the plus sides of the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump might never hold another MAGA re-election rally because of it
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnnnd... here come the hydroxychloroquine lawsuits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wizard of Dr. Oz: Sorry, should I have not said that? You know, about 2-3% of people dying was an acceptable tradeoff to reopening society?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Early read out from remdesivir study of severe patients in Chicago. 113 patients, two deaths and with most patients leaving the hospital in six days
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
There's a really good reason why diagnostic testing devices take so long to validate and get to market, as we are finding out with the latest rapid-test coronavirus machines
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Same as it ever was
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona COVID patient becomes member of rare club: one of roughly 10, world wide, who survived not just a ventilator but being hooked to an ECMO machine. Wait until he gets the bill
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(MSN)
 
 
 
No, they are also self-isolating in their townhouses, mansions and underground bunkers. Thanks for this very useful article
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The FDA coughs up an approval for the first COVID saliva test
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's not send out face masks or tests. Instead, let's send out Trump's pet unproven drug because Trump will make some money on it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker has fallen on hard, desperate times and there isn't a violin tiny enough to play for him
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Tue April 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid-19 antibody tests could help us determine when enough people have an immunity to the virus that it is safe to re-open the country, but that's assuming they're more accurate or available than the current tests
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
69 year-old COVID survivor not only does shopping for seven families, he's donating plasma to help with experimental treatments
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Smithfield CEO says nation's meat supply is close to the edge
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And you thought the coronavirus pandemic couldn't get much worse, here's how the hunt for a coronavirus vaccine could go horribly wrong
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Restart the economy" is code for, "I get to go golfing again"
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Sun April 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
FDA's lax oversight of COVID-19 antibody testing has created a "Wild West" environment where scammers are grabbing a fistful of dollars, and legitimate labs are warning we don't know if the validity is good, bad, or ugly
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert, concerned that he was losing the title of "Dumbest Man in the House" comes back swinging
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham wants the director of the CDC fired for not supporting her idiocy
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Fri April 10, 2020
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
If you had a Venn diagram of "FDA warning," "promoting false coronavirus cures," and "Alex Jones" as intersecting circles, step forward to collect your prize
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
What do breast pumps and ventilators have in common? Apparently quite a bit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Publisher of hydroxychloroquine study that is being touted as proof says it doesn't actually pass muster as proof of anything and state that study was deeply flawed
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. House tells Mr. Trump the bad news: It's Lupus. As well as arthritis and malaria
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten public safety regulations we suspended in the name of public safety
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "US coronavirus death count likely an underestimate. Here's why" Yep, 1st photo says it all, or just turn on Fark Preview on m.fark.com
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(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why you are having a hard time finding tortillas in the crisis, ask why Mission isn't keeping its employees safe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump is pushing ahead with a plan to "surge" the malaria drug hydroxychloroquine to coronavirus hot zones around the country - even though there is little evidence that the treatment is effective, and ample proof that it can harm some patients"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's aggressive advocacy of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 has divided the medical community into two camps, one saying "We don't know if it works," and another saying "We don't know if it works... DUMBASS"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why is Trump hyping up Hydroxychloroquine? Money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard
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Sun April 05, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
We're a bit short on hospital gowns because a Chinese supplier failed to sterilize them properly. Only nine million recalled, no biggy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to tell if that bad cold you had was really a mild form of Covid-19 without leaving your home
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A warning to all you Farkers, don't drink head lice shampoo
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it: you blame the experts at the CDC. Tests ain't workin', information screw-ups, money for nothin' from that agency
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You can't have hand sanitizer because the FDA is afraid your kids will drink it
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(Notre Dame)
 
 
 
How quickly a company recalls a dangerous product is hugely affected by one fact about its board. Guess what it is
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A doctor in Pittsburgh who has been studying coronaviruses for decades publishes an article about having success in mice with a microneedle vaccine against COVID-19
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Gay blood coming to a blood bank near you. But don't worry they can't have done any gay stuff for three months
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FTC, FDA, and the House Oversight Committee would all like "a word" with a CA company that claimed to be selling $50 "FDA-approved, at-home Coronavirus tests kits" as well as $300 bottles of hand sanitizer that "killed Coronavirus on contact"
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(Auburn University)
 
 
 
If this pans out, subs has an old CPAP he no longer needs to donate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News wants you to know that Wanda, the Arizona woman who drank fish tank cleaner because Trump said it would help stop coronavirus, is just a regular run-of-the-mill idiot, not a Trump-supporting one
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Before cracking your neighbor's head open and feasting on the goo inside, be sure to cook it thoroughly, just in case
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus app can tell if you have disease by listening to your voice. Sounds legit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Feds: For the last time, only Trump appointees and members of his inner circle are allowed to engage in coronavirus-related grifting
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Chet Americaman jubilant over announcement of incoming aid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tobacco company hoping to smoke the coronavirus away
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Tue March 31, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Last year, the Trump Administration finally got around to ordering portable ventilators for emergency use. Since you're reading this on Fark, guess what happened
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nearly 1/3 of 1% of Americans have been tested for COVID-19
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
FDA issues emergency authorization of unproven anti-malaria drugs touted by President Trump to treat Covid-19, insists these have always been scribbled with a Sharpie you've just never noticed before
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great news: Johnson & Johnson has identified a lead candidate in its efforts to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. Bad news: Clinical human trials start 6 months away
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, if only the Obama Administration had planned to order a new, cheaper, better ventilator for the national stockpile we'd be fine right now. What? They did do that? And the "free market" screwed the pooch? Ya don't say
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how we can safely restart the economy in June, assuming Dolt45 has any patience
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Coronavirus survivors, America desperately needs your plasma now...your sweet sweet blood plasma to help others coronavirus patients survive
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
See libs? When your governor is a subservient boot licker, your state gets a shipment of Dr. Trump's Miracle Effervescent Brain Salts
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The Street)
 
 
 
POTUS claims antimalarial drug can work on COVID-19 virus. CEO of the company that manufactures the drug says not so fast
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attention profiteers, hoarders, and people too lazy to use soap: Purell is not proven to actually prevent COVID-19 and other infections
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
From the you can't make this shiat up file, White House COVID-19 taskforce spokesman Joe Grogan says Gilead Science's exclusivity on a treatment will be affordable for everyone
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
As blood supplies plunge, gay men still aren't allowed to donate
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Announcing availability of COVID-19 testing to investors and limited partners first? Was that wrong? Should we not have misspoke that?
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Wed March 25, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Subby, a physician, just got his N95 mask today and it is supposed to last through the entire pandemic. In the meantime ICE just ordered 45,000 N95 masks for the approximately 5,000 agents working on the southern border
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(Time)
 
 
 
Human testing being done on COVID-19 vaccine. Plans are under way to scale up vaccine into the millions. Sounds good until you find out it'll take a year for the human testing
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
Town in Italy has no new infections. Why it won't work in the US: Multiple rounds of testing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US and South Korea had their first coronavirus cases on the same day, and yet now Trump is calling their president begging for medical supplies and promising rubber stamp FDA approvals in return. Curious
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fiat plans to make one million face masks a month, enough to supply every nurse in the world with a new mask every year
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Let's test that 5th Avenue shooting scenario out and... oh, lost a vote there now, dintcha?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump has enough confidence in the CDC to not let them hold press conferences. Asinine tag currently in the ICU waiting to be tested for COVID-19
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Orange Idiot passes the ball to Darwin. Darwin shoots, scores
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Objection, Your Honor. The question presumes intellectual capacity not in evidence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying 69 drugs against COVID-19. Nice
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Everyone: We need to solve respirator shortage. University of MacGyver: Hold my keg
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Fri March 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump stated the FDA had approved a drug to treat COVID-19. We have determined that was a lie
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How to safely get high in the midst of a respiratory pandemic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fish tank drug, now cleared for coronavirus testing on humans, selling for big dollars on Ebay. Also keeps down the algae
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Wow, that is bad advice from President Trump" probably applies to anything the president has said in the last 3 or so months, but in this case it's from a drug safety expert at the National Center for Health Research
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Trump to Eggheads: "Science faster"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: White House trade advisor Peter Navarro wants to shift medical supply chains from China back to the US. Fark: even if it means restricting needed supplies and killing people
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci, who is arguably America's leading expert on fighting pandemics, has recently been forced to correct several of Trump's misstatements and even blatant lies. So, naturally, it's time to speculate how long it will be before he's fired
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warning: do not buy medical face masks from scam sites like prestige-ameritech.com, their masks are bogus copies. Instead, don't buy medical face masks from the real prestigeameritech.com, because they ran out of them long ago
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
There will soon be a drug shortage. On the positive side nobody could afford them anyways
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Wed March 18, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
An unexpected consequence of social-distancing: shortages of donated blood
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
US slashes testing rules to speedup coronavirus screening
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Quarantine got you stuck in the house with a pantry full of old cans and things that are 'maybe safe, not sure'? This handy guide shows how long those cans really last after the expiration date
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
And here comes the fake coronavirus testing kits
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
President Harry S. Truman: The buck stops here. President Donald J. Trump: I take no responsibility
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that we have people washing their hands correctly, can we find some kind of pandemic that will teach lazy bastards and women who "hover" how not to pee on the toilet seat?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump can help with the coronavirus response by f*cking resigning
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Trump's bullshiat is going to lead to the coronavirus pandemic killing many more than it had to
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Many private labs want to do coronavirus tests. But they're still facing obstacles and delays. The zone under their collar is hot
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker faced with a lawsuit from Missouri Attorney General over false claims about his 'coronavirus cure'
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Viruses fear soap like an unarmed terrorist fears a helicopter full of Navy Seals. And for roughly the same reason
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(The Week)
 
 
 
WA only discovered virus outbreak by defying Trump's CDC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA stops foreign inspections, hopes India and China will provide high quality drugs and medical devices on the honor system
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Where did Trump get the idea that a vaccine for COVID-19 would be a cure and not just preventative? Oh, I don't know... maybe from the current head of the CDC who once got $20 million in funding for his HIV therapeutic vaccine that didn't work?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
It's not just Comic Con and SXSW. Washington state Gov. Jay Inslee is getting ready to shut down all the gatherings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Experts would like to remind you that garlic, drinkable silver, magic Youtube minerals, hot water, and vodak are not effective Coronavirus cures
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House officials acknowledge Trump is simply not on the same wavelength as his team but say there isn't much they can do to change his public tone
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Sun March 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
US says we're past the point of containment
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is driving blood donations down across the U.S. Subby is going to give up some B-Negative today, each donation helps 3 people. Let's roll
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Sat March 07, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
No, there never was an "Obama rule" preventing deployment of coronavirus testing
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
New York attorney general orders Jim Bakker to stop selling his Silver Solution snake oil. His Bakker Food Bukkets are still okay to sell, though
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