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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
Boobies
 
Let's submit another clickbait article about the side effects of drinking coffee, the admins love those. Okay, anxious... acid reflux... palpitations... and if you are a woman it... wait what?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who broke Covid curfew laws to buy drinking water dies after police exercise him to death
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Mon April 05, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham threatens boycott after Coke CEO speaks out against Georgia voting law, which is actually cool because now she and her friends can go back to drinking Fanta like they did in the 1940s
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden infrastructure plan is out. EVs on every corner, universal clean drinking water, 2M new homes, better road and rail. Shiat, a fella could have a pretty good time in DC with all that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Justice Kavanaugh realizes that universities and the NCAA are screwing over student athletes. He was paying attention because drinking beer goes well with watching college sports
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Fri March 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
America's adversaries continue to stoke online misinformation, report shows, from Covid-19 lies to election fraud fabrications to that slanderous lie about Drew quitting drinking
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
If all individuals are fully vaccinated, the Jets can be mask-free and drink non-stop while making all their draft selections
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Tue March 23, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato is back to drinking in moderation. Slippery slope just got iced over
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The largest "potentially hazardous asteroid" of 2021 will pass by Earth on March 21. So what are the drinking game rules for the end of the world?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Some Sleepy Guy)
 
 
 
86% of Americans say they have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep at least once a week because drinking yourself unconscious is apparently no longer acceptable. Who knew?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Brett Kavanaugh investigation. Obvious and Followup tags over at Toby's house lifting weights and drinking beer
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
As the most Irish city in America--and one with no public drinking laws--braces for its annual St. Paddy's Day blowout the butchers are laying in extra corned beef, the cops are stocking up on flex cuffs, and the old folks are fleeing for the hills
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's lots of drunk young women out there feeling lonely. Bad news: They're mostly drinking in isolation. Worse news: And lots of them are developing alcoholic liver disease
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Sat March 13, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Creating deep fakes of naked, drinking high school cheerleaders in an effort to get them kicked off the team in favor of your daughter is no way to go through life, lady
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Fri March 12, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Has the coronavirus pandemic stress got you gaining more weight and drinking a lot more? New survey says you're not alone
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Mon March 08, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Zemo's back. Will he be drinking a Zima while riding a zebra?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Making sexual comments about subordinates, drinking on the job, taking Ambien and creating a hostile work environment while in the White House. Donald Trump or his physician, Ronny Jackson?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legislators in Rhode Island realize that spending less time doling out one-day authorizations for people's weird friends to officiate at their weddings means more time for golf, drinking, sailing, and all that other stuff
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not news: drinking pop is bad for your general health. News: drinking pop could lead to rheumatoid arthritis. Fark: the inevitable debate over "pop" vs "soda" in the comments to the right
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking buddies, oysters, movie composers, and offensive team names are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 7-13
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Fitness club. Did we all bring our mats & liquor for "Drunk Yoga"?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Troy Akiman's drinking and Joe Buck is mad. To be fair, you'd drink too if you had to work with Shoepisser
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Thu February 18, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents demand board of underpaid babysitters resign or step down after private comments during public meeting. Babysitters are afraid of increased Covid transmission. Parents want to reopen babysitting facilities, get back to serious day drinking
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Sure, shivering in your unheated house sucks, but at least Texans can drown their sorrows in plentiful, safe drinking wat-- oh
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Tue February 16, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They'll be no drinking Sarsaparilla at Gasparilla this year. Or anything else
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
So a "peer-reviewed journal" published your proof that drinking bleach cures coronavirus or that carbon dioxide does not cause a greenhouse effect, but you want it indexed by leading science databases. Don't worry, they got you covered
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of the special day, the Sunday Morning Music Club is celebrating with the best songs ever recorded about the most important thing in life: drinking. What, you thought we were going to do sappy love songs? Welcome to Fark
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
How to keep wine fresh after opening the bottle. Apart from drinking the whole lot in half an hour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bob Ross drinking game: It's a bloodbath, but it's a happy little bloodbath
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Kreuz, who typically enjoyed drinking 17 beers a day, was a little groggy"
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Tue February 09, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Working from home can lead to health risks, and we're not just talking about the normal ones associated with day drinking, Cheeto overdoses, and Chronic Embarrassment Syndrome from always forgetting you're pantless on webcam
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Football Hangover day, so if you're suffering after having imbibed too many pigskins, you're not alone
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Don't believe any of these myths that you've been taught about drinking. Bottoms up, cheers and pour subby another one
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police break up illegal lockdown drinking den with ten people and two 'surprised' sheep. "The wool wasn't pulled over our eyes"
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Sat February 06, 2021
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The pandemic has made drinking in public "unbelievably popular". Senate Bill 314 will make it legal
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Drinking alcohol and demonstrating how to disarm someone. What could go wrong?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Men who drink coffee have a reduced risk of hearing loss, but don't tell subby's wife
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If it's Thursday it must be another link saying drinking green tea is good for you
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London again fails to realize that drinking is not a sport, misses out for a second time to New York as the sporting capital of the world
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the people in your state have a drinking problem when you can use a liquor store to locate an accident on the interstate
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Sat January 30, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Time to update the Army Field Manual: No drinking antifreeze while on duty
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans were drinking milk before they could digest it. Thanks, mom
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Mon January 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And asteroid Flint x-403.7 will still somehow have toxic drinking water
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(Some Hero)
 
 
 
Eight health benefits of drinking vodak
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Fri January 22, 2021
(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
Man awakens to find a woman drinking a Coke and holding a bag of pepperoni, as one does
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse is spotted drinking in a bar with a group of Proud Boys, prosecutors ask for "no booze" and "no white supremacists" conditions on his bail. Also, apparently underaged drinking is okay in WI if your mom is there
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Where are today's jobs? Let's just say "leisure and hospitality" resumes its day drinking
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
2021 version of ''drinking the kool-aid''
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
They've figured out a cheaper way to turn saltwater into drinking water. Here Comes The Science
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking beer, driving drunk, and going to prison are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz - so do it here and not in real life - December 20-26: New Year's Edition
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Residents of Czechia drink the most beer per capita of any nation on Earth, and one of their favorite brews is all foam; Like drinking a beer cloud
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Historic 2020 Colorado wildfire season could impact drinking water of millions in 2021. "Our concerns really are actually about the entire watershed"
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Mon December 28, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've watched this past week. LGT 200 Cigarettes
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Sat December 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
2000-year-old brightly painted Pompeiian fast food stall uncovered, along with traces of ancient street food. Still better than McDonald's
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Flint's water is tickety boo, but no one is drinking it
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Tue December 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What was that mystery green juice Tyreek Hill was drinking on the sidelines during Sunday's game? According to Patrick Mahomes, it was pickle juice
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ahh, Christmas: drinking mulled wine, opening presents, eating a Christmas pizza with all the trimmings...wait, what?
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Sun December 20, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
In fairness, thirty days ago was back in simpler times, when why burying 16 million mink at the source of drinking water was a bad idea was not fully understood
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seaborg Technologies is developing a portable 100 megawatt nuclear power plant meant for barges, delivering electricity to developing nations & remote locations. Uses include drinking water, hydrogen generation, powering Subby's cryptocurrency miners
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For many Americans, alcohol has been a source of comfort, relaxation, and even happiness during the pandemic. But it's 2020 and of course we can't allow that, so here's how to quit
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prosecco hangovers are officially the worst, according to expert who shouldn't have stopped drinking
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(Some Gin Blossom)
 
 
 
New Zealand Farkers can reward themselves by drinking gin with a message we all can cheer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Filter designed for astronaut urine could soon provide drinking water on Earth, provided astronauts can actually hit the target from low earth orbit
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Sun December 13, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
You boozers have been drinking the wrong liquid to get happy, people who drink 6+ glasses of water daily are happier, more successful
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