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Tue August 04, 2020       Tucker Carlson claims Biden's intent to choose a woman of color as a running mate is illegal. Sentient bowtie formerly controlling him seen taking up day drinking source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 106   (House pet)       Here's why you should take a spider out instead of killing it. Go have a few drinks. Probably a nice guy. Maybe even a web designer source: familyhandyman.com   |   share: 53   Mon August 03, 2020       Man creates a mask you can drink in source: abc7.com   |   share: 47         Person. Man. Camera. TV. Lies. Briefing. 5pm. ET. Drink source: youtube.com   |   share: 510         Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 38         "I may have signed my own death warrant by voting for Trump" source: cnn.com   |   share: 440   Sun August 02, 2020       Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies source: dailykos.com   |   share: 49         Russia's anti-doping whistleblower speaks out before he drinks Polonium tea, falls out of a window, and lands on a bunch of bullets source: theguardian.com   |   share: 3         The sweat that you drink source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 20   Sat August 01, 2020       Scientists predict ice will melt. Ice melts. Scientists drink heavily source: phys.org   |   share: 27   Fri July 31, 2020       Now you can have your coke and coffee without having to roll up a dollar bill source: wfsb.com   |   share: 13         Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 10   Wed July 29, 2020 (Some Guy)       Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then source: nbcboston.com   |   share: 48   Tue July 28, 2020       Dunkin announced today that they are going to make Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs source: delish.com   |   share: 11         NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside source: gothamist.com   |   share: 64         If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307% source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 48   Mon July 27, 2020       First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks source: ny.eater.com   |   share: 7   Sun July 26, 2020       The historic 2019/20 Premier League wraps up. Leicester, Chelsea, and Man. United fight for European spot. Aston Villa, Bournemouth, and Watford try to stay up. All the rest just want to get home and drink. Matches take over NBC channels at 11 AM ET source: premierleague.com   |   share: 433   Sat July 25, 2020       Be sure to drink your Ovaltine source: cnn.com   |   share: 9   Fri July 24, 2020       4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er) source: phys.org   |   share: 7         Bill Gates explains that all the conspiracy theories are silly which of course is what he would say if he had created COVID just so he could sell us the vaccine. Also, Anderson Cooper used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein source: cnn.com   |   share: 46   Thu July 23, 2020       When is Prohibition not prohibition? Don't worry, Governor Cuomo will tell us source: nypost.com   |   share: 23         The poisonous mushroom Finnish people love to eat. VAT DA FAAK source: cnn.com   |   share: 53   Wed July 22, 2020       Farkers will need to start drinking their Coors Light out of bottles. Just like God intended source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         Restaurant has customers threatening to never return after store selling Trump merch moves into plaza and puts sign beneath theirs source: wpri.com   |   share: 83         COVID-rage-bro goes full racist drink-tosser at restaurant employee. Employee leaps atop counter and becomes The Angry Fist (of course there's video) source: abc10.com   |   share: 106   Tue July 21, 2020       Old and busted Freaknik: Cars cruisin all over Atlanta, dancing, partying and drinking. New Freaknik hotness: A series of 10 drive-in theater style concerts source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 1         Farkers in Sudan will now be allowed to drink sweet, sweet CH3-CH2-OH. Sudan has also abolished public flogging and repealed its apostasy law source: nytimes.com   |   share: 24   Mon July 20, 2020       You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time source: variety.com   |   share: 15   Sun July 19, 2020       If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be? source: fark.com   |   share: 240   Sat July 18, 2020       You can't travel and you can't congregate, so just look at the most beautiful bars in America source: architecturaldigest.com   |   share: 33   Fri July 17, 2020       It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 36         Thick water. Not even once source: melmagazine.com   |   share: 23   Thu July 16, 2020       Thursday looks like it's going to be an interesting evening. If you thirst, get a drink and join the MSNBC Discussion, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 371         Your hazmat suits for air travel have landed. Good luck with your drinking source: msn.com   |   share: 20         We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass source: boston.com   |   share: 50   Wed July 15, 2020       It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink source: nytimes.com   |   share: 3         Reasons for Aussies to defy lockdown: playing Pokemon on the streets, visiting sex workers, making a late night run to a closed KFC, drinking with your bros in the driveway source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 8   Tue July 14, 2020       Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water source: phys.org   |   share: 15         Soon you will be able to pour a Coca-Cola with your smartphone source: today.com   |   share: 12   Mon July 13, 2020       IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods source: foxnews.com   |   share: 20   Sun July 12, 2020       Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in source: irishpost.com   |   share: 20   Thu July 09, 2020       If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late source: cnn.com   |   share: 62         Japanese vending machines begin to enable face-ID system for purchases. You stare at those used panties too long, mister, you're halfway to owning 'em source: soranews24.com   |   share: 6   (Some Guy)       Normally I wouldn't pay attention to an article telling me how eating well will improve my longevity. But when the first rule is "Drink Wine", well, now I'm listening source: wellandgood.com   |   share: 4         "May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?" source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 3   Tue July 07, 2020       The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science source: npr.org   |   share: 64         Bar drinkers on Christopher Street will continue to chant 'Go Pack Go' in a Greenwich Village Packers bar as Aaron Rodgers throws a Hail Mary. Non Packers fans on Christopher Street will be able to continue the chant as usual source: nypost.com   |   share: 13         Peter Navarro proves that drinking before going on TV is a bad idea source: twitter.com   |   share: 74   Mon July 06, 2020       Not recommended: Drinking on the job. Farking stupid: Drinking on the job while you're an officer on traffic duty source: abcnews4.com   |   share: 35         Lightning strikes goalkeeper. God given red card, suspended for 3 games source: cnn.com   |   share: 17         A tool that lets you drink wine in the bottle without removing the cork? Shut up and take my money source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 15   Sun July 05, 2020       Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 66   Sat July 04, 2020       Cronk only pawn in game of beverage source: theguardian.com   |   share: 16   Fri July 03, 2020       It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference source: cnn.com   |   share: 205         This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 4   Thu July 02, 2020       Running car 'faces' through an AI face-processing algorithm is fascinating, and may drive you to drink source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 12         Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go source: nypost.com   |   share: 15         "Thailand to ban online alcohol sales to curb underage drinking." So much wrong, yet so much right source: nationalpost.com   |   share: 3         It all started when the cat declared he was heading over for a drink source: twitter.com   |   share: 7   Wed July 01, 2020       Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food source: pennlive.com   |   share: 16         Found in a Japanese vending machine (natch): mayo soda. "It had a gentle, creamy, custard-like flavour which, when she thought about it, could taste like mayonnaise with a little imagination" source: soranews24.com   |   share: 16   Tue June 30, 2020       ☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020 source: politicususa.com   |   share: 64         Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 33         Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine source: indy100.com   |   share: 30   Mon June 29, 2020       The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it source: ca.style.yahoo.com   |   share: 11         The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it source: ca.style.yahoo.com   |   share: 11   Sun June 28, 2020       No source: vox.com   |   share: 63   Sat June 27, 2020       Once again: Don't drink hand sanitizer. As these New Mexicans have found out source: local21news.com   |   share: 72         Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted" source: scmp.com   |   share: 10         Coca-Cola will stop advertising on all social media. Will be content with the superliminal free advertising that these headlines will get them. HEY YOU, DRINK COKE source: cnbc.com   |   share: 32   Fri June 26, 2020       8pm Eastern It's the Fark Friday Livestream - and tonight it's Quiplash: Drew vs potentially YOU if can type the code in fast enough. Come join us and watch his score drop as he drinks source: twitch.tv   |   share: 23   Thu June 25, 2020     On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch) source: nypost.com   |   share: 27   Wed June 24, 2020       Sensitivity to sunlight. Fangs. Drinking blood and an aversion to garlic. Like all great myths, there were some actual facts to vampirism source: theconversation.com   |   share: 12         11 ways you ruin your golf round before it even starts. 12 if you include drink as much as Drew does before Quiplash source: golf.com   |   share: 26         Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide source: fark.com   |   share: 98   Tue June 23, 2020       Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 50         "Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty" source: khou.com   |   share: 104         It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition source: nypost.com   |   share: 64   Mon June 22, 2020       And now, in-depth look of how the NYPD manufactured and completely bungled Milkshakegate source: nypost.com   |   share: 107   Fri June 19, 2020       Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD? source: fark.com   |   share: 10         Plastic surgeon speculates on Kellyanne Conway's new look and confirms it was probably not from drinking the blood of children source: pagesix.com   |   share: 79   Thu June 18, 2020 (Some Guy)       A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober source: thedad.com   |   share: 6   Tue June 16, 2020       I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense source: vinepair.com   |   share: 12         Thankfully, Drew is a heavy drinker and will therefore live forever source: nypost.com   |   share: 17         Okay maybe we should look into this instead of just declaring it a suicide and going out for drinks source: thehill.com   |   share: 78         Someone tossed a frozen drink at Rep. Matt Gaetz (R - idiculous) and HEY, DON'T GET IT ON THE CLASSIC CAR source: twitter.com   |   share: 85   Mon June 15, 2020       "Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is" source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 10         Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections source: yahoo.com   |   share: 133   Sun June 14, 2020       Biden: He can run and drink water source: twitter.com   |   share: 121   Sat June 13, 2020       Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video) source: dailykos.com   |   share: 183   Wed June 10, 2020       Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 23   (Some Restaurant Guy)       Chuck E. Cheese, whose 610 restaurants necessarily feature hundreds of germy kids and parents playing, eating, drinking and fighting under one roof, is in deep trouble. Hence, they granted retention bonuses to top-level execs source: restaurantbusinessonline.com   |   share: 14   Tue June 09, 2020       Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking source: apnews.com   |   share: 31   Mon June 08, 2020       Bill de Blasio advocates for warm drinks in NYC source: twitter.com   |   share: 21         Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this source: irishpost.com   |   share: 13   Fri June 05, 2020       Photoshop this Boy Drinking source: upload.wikimedia.org   |   share: 11         Brush your shrimp with a little mayo before grilling. A) You're already drinking B) It won't add flavor but it will make them adhere much less to the grate source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 33         Woman attempts to become a Farker during these coronavirus times, says her boozing has soared during lockdown by drinking during breakfasts, vodka lunches and having nightly cocktails in the garden source: thesun.ie   |   share: 45         Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 48         Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8 source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 60   Thu June 04, 2020       Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth source: reuters.com   |   share: 31   Wed June 03, 2020       3 out of 4 Britons were already drinking as much as they could before quarantine hit source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 3   Tue June 02, 2020 (Pure lunar-sea)       The first global geologic map of the Moon, so astronauts can plan where they would like to drink their whisky on the rocks source: eos.org   |   share: 6         Oh sure, Marc Rubio, the protesters were outside the White House to 'trigger police', NOT to protest the killing of an unarmed black man by police. Here, go drink some water source: thehill.com   |   share: 70   Mon June 01, 2020       You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021 source: thrillist.com   |   share: 12         The easiest way to make iced coffee, and it's practically kaiju-free source: bonappetit.com   |   share: 6         Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does? source: fark.com   |   share: 80   Sun May 31, 2020       In case you didn't have enough to feel guilty about, you should also try to lower the carbon footprints of all the cocktails you enjoy source: treehugger.com   |   share: 20   Fri May 29, 2020       Headline: "The alcohol myth Europeans wish Australians would stop spouting." Article: Nothing of the sort source: dmarge.com   |   share: 7         And the answer is a shaken - not stirred "NO" source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 15         Minneapolis mayor lays smackdown on Trump (video) source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 122   Thu May 28, 2020       City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings source: king5.com   |   share: 32         Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 423         "This pandemic, I'm drinking through the souvenir wine I've collected since I was 14," says 15-year-old oenophile source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 9         Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink source: japantoday.com   |   share: 39   Wed May 27, 2020       Is it OK to drink coffee while pregnant? JUST ASKING. No one's taking anything away from you, Mom. That crazed look in your eye is disturbing. Relax source: theconversation.com   |   share: 11         Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer source: kxan.com   |   share: 100   Tue May 26, 2020       You spent the pandemic watching Netflix and drinking. Meanwhile, this guy was living his best life source: twitter.com   |   share: 52   Mon May 25, 2020 (Health News Review)       The three kinds of COVID stories you shouldn't put too much stock in, especially for modmins who...dammit, they're drinking again and greenlit the lot of them, didn't they? RELEASE THE ANECDOTES source: us20.campaign-archive.com   |   share: 31   Sun May 24, 2020       I'm the latest chapter of the Reminiscences of Charles Barkley: day drinking and going to work hammered. Fark breathlessly awaits a 10 part documentary source: nypost.com   |   share: 20         "It was absolutely fabulous. It looks like America's opening up. There are literally thousands of people out here on the beach" Narrator: *Drinks heavily* source: mynbc15.com   |   share: 161   Sat May 23, 2020       While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic source: treehugger.com   |   share: 62   Fri May 22, 2020       Missouri grocery reopens salad bar and shoppers are head over heels source: foxnews.com   |   share: 12   Thu May 21, 2020       Mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be a coronavirus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew rules to go drinking in Peru source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 15         So you're telling me that Beer Influencers are a thing. Man, I need a drink source: uproxx.com   |   share: 39         Meet the man who drinks 25 cups of coffee per day. (He also has 26 shots of vodak so it kind of evens out) source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 12         "I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer source: theargus.co.uk   |   share: 29         "Sheltering With My Boyfriend and No Booze." Sometimes we create our own hells source: nytimes.com   |   share: 19         What beer are you drinking right now? source: vinepair.com   |   share: 37   Wed May 20, 2020 (Some Guy)       What is everyone's favorite type of tea and why? Subby is going to try and transition off of diet soft drinks and on to tea source: webstaurantstore.com   |   share: 103   Tue May 19, 2020       Wisconsin nurse who left her toddler and her mask at home to drink in a bar is now "Oh, my bad, was I not supposed to do that?" because she got called out on the internets source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 54         While not playing baseball, Richmond Flying Squirrels will offer hot dogs, peanuts, brats, chicken tenders, fries, soft drinks, the team beer, and the team wine for curbside pickup source: nbc12.com   |   share: 17   Mon May 18, 2020       The 'Matewan Massacre' a century ago embodied miners' struggles, an ongoing fight in which even today they are prevented from drinking, smoking, or voting source: mynews13.com   |   share: 37         Tips for responsible drinking from 16th-century Germany source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 27         Time to end the restrictive alcohol open-container laws and let the people drink outside in these COVID-19 times source: reason.com   |   share: 56         Maryland bar unveils social distancing intertube contraptions for drinkers. Bonus: you won't get hurt when falling over after getting blotto source: nypost.com   |   share: 36   Sun May 17, 2020       How to tell if Trump is lying. Meghan Trainor unavailable for comment source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 46         Man alone at sea for 3 months emerges to a changed world, can't wait to get back out on the ocean where it's safe source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 23   Wed May 13, 2020       "Come on man, what are you thinking?" Sheriff Judd said. "Were your three brain cells in overload? Why don't you just let it go? Get you a bottle of liquor, go back to the house, have you a drink. But no, they had to have a kerfuffle right there" source: wfla.com   |   share: 46         NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people source: pix11.com   |   share: 16         "I tried a virtual wine tasting and it wasn't nearly as awkward as I thought it would be". Man, things must be pretty bad if people are drinking virtual wine source: sfgate.com   |   share: 7   Tue May 12, 2020       6 worst golf tips ever, such as don't drink and drive source: golf.com   |   share: 5         Fun things to do during quarantine should not include breaking into a morgue to drink all the embalming fluid source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 46   Mon May 11, 2020       Everything is falling apart into a puddle of existential dread. Come enjoy some drinks while the country dies in the 8PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 268   Sun May 10, 2020       Costco knows us. Costco understands us. Costco just wants us all to be happy source: tasteofhome.com   |   share: 29   Thu May 07, 2020       Thirsty Thursday is upon us and goodness knows the news today is enough to drive a soul to drink. So, grab a cold one and join us in the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 401         1) Drink? 2) Drink? 3) Drink? 4) Drink? 5) Drink? 6) Drink? 7) Drink? 8) Drink? 9) Drink? 10) Drink? source: inc.com   |   share: 4   Wed May 06, 2020       It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home source: abc7news.com   |   share: 23         Good news, Illinois: You may be able to get mixed drinks to go from your favorite bars soon source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 43   (Some Guy)       What are you eating and drinking for cinco de mayo? source: simplyrecipes.com   |   share: 47   Tue May 05, 2020       Doggos Barley and Buddy making the beer delivery rounds to local brew customers on Long Island is all you need to know in these coronavirus times that beer drinkers are loved source: the-sun.com   |   share: 3         Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store source: wsoctv.com   |   share: 48   Mon May 04, 2020       If your team is the reason you drink, now you have incentive to stay home source: wfan.radio.com   |   share: 18         "Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers source: cnn.com   |   share: 90         Ingenious designers create coronavirus-proof raving suit for clubbers with space helmet ..will now let you float amongst the dying while bopping to techno source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 23         How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer source: freep.com   |   share: 26   Sat May 02, 2020       Restaurant terrorized by saliva-coated Hand of God source: wltx.com   |   share: 55         Now for something completely different ....You already have that drink in hand so you might as well board the train, grab a seat, take a sip and enjoy Norway virtually source: apartmenttherapy.com   |   share: 30         Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times source: nytimes.com   |   share: 72   Fri May 01, 2020       I will never lie to you, lies the White House Press Secretary source: cnn.com   |   share: 74         Patients at Covid-19 quarantine site given access to beer, cigarettes, and marijuana to keep them from wandering off. And there you were, stuck in your apartment trying to figure out if you can ferment and drink ketchup source: kiro7.com   |   share: 46   (Super)       Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs source: petersen.org   |   share: 6   Wed April 29, 2020       Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer source: livescience.com   |   share: 58         Fark livestream coming up at 7pm ET. A lot of interesting stuff in the news cycle today, come see what didn't get enough coverage. Drew will be drinking through it again, no telling what might happen source: twitch.tv   |   share: 49         On this week's episode of Fark and Schnitt, Drew and Todd get down to the bottom of the nation-wide French Fry shortage. Plus a deep dive on the Florida Man who told Trump it was OK to drink bleach and the current media meta on Schrödinger's Kim Jung Un source: podcasts.apple.com   |   share: 27   Tue April 28, 2020       Y'all must be drinking a LOT of screwdrivers source: cnbc.com   |   share: 15         Please, have a side of talking otter while you're drinking your morning coffee source: youtube.com   |   share: 7         "Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 166         "Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA source: reuters.com   |   share: 59         One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 54   Mon April 27, 2020       Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 20         Civet has a drinking problem source: twitter.com   |   share: 13         After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 4         "A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public" source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: 37   Sat April 25, 2020       "In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers" source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 78   Fri April 24, 2020       Tonight 8pm et, Drew and Dallan are going to watch party Pulgasari, the North Korean Godzilla ripoff with a truly unique and bizarre production history. Plus Drew's going to drink heavily the entire time. Come join us Warmup starts around 730pm source: twitch.tv   |   share: 59         I was interested in the Sober-Curious Movement and practiced intentional drinking, but a global pandemic increased my accidental drinking and I'm drunk again source: huffpost.com   |   share: 12         I said to drink bleach sarcastically, obviously source: cnn.com   |   share: 297   Thu April 23, 2020 (Some Guy)       Daddy said Son, you're gonna to drive me to drinkin if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln source: themindcircle.com   |   share: 12   Mon April 20, 2020       Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend source: reuters.com   |   share: 19         Georgia brewery has created a new ale honoring Dr. Anthony Fauci, so we can all drink to his health source: news4jax.com   |   share: 8         Deer has a drinking problem source: twitter.com   |   share: 6         British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21   Sat April 18, 2020       Beer, beer it's good for the heart, the more you drink the more you .... we are running out of farts, people. Wake up source: reuters.com   |   share: 68   Fri April 17, 2020       Kenya governor puts Hennessy bottles in coronavirus care packages. "It's a throat sanitizer" source: cnn.com   |   share: 35   Wed April 15, 2020       As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 19   Tue April 14, 2020       While most of us have been day-drinking for the past month, this quarantined family decided to recreate the music video from Journey's 'Separate Ways' source: fox43.com   |   share: 31         Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers source: wwltv.com   |   share: 30         In crisis there is opportunity: how to make a drink with whatever's in your fridge source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 4   Mon April 13, 2020       Smoking weed and drinking champagne with Rhianna in quarantine sounds like a real blast source: jezebel.com   |   share: 22         1 in 3 Wisconsinites admit to drinking alcohol while working from home, a marked increase from the three-out-of-ten that did so on the job source: fox6now.com   |   share: 15         Americans Are Excessively Eating, Drinking, Smoking Pot, Playing Video Games And Watching Porn While Quarantined source: forbes.com   |   share: 113   Sat April 11, 2020       The best Bourbons to drink after you have ran out of mountain dew to the left. Reasons why the list has failed to the right source: uproxx.com   |   share: 35   Fri April 10, 2020       Thailand makes fatal mistake in war on COVID-19 source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 51         "One homeowner found a fish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images" in a plastic Easter egg. It's sad that someone would waste toilet paper like that source: cbs12.com   |   share: 27   Thu April 09, 2020       Governor Goofus shuts down liquor stores as non-essential. Governor Gallant authorizes local restaurants to start selling mixed drinks to-go, curb side (and they immediately step up to the challenge in Subby's community) source: arlnow.com   |   share: 49         It's Quarantine Cocktail time, here's 3500 + cocktails you can make with the stuff you have at home source: people.com   |   share: 33         It's Quarantine Cocktail time, here's 3500 + cocktails you can make with the stuff you have at home source: people.com   |   share: 33         Just keep drinking and doing nothing else during the coronavirus lockdown, or be like these very imaginative Brooklyn roommates who have been creating elaborate photoshoots while in their isolation source: gothamist.com   |   share: 56   Wed April 08, 2020       Drinking News Summary livestream rescheduled for tonight at 7pm eastern because it's that kind of day. Grab a libation and join us. Grab a TotalFark or BareFark sub while you're at it. Maybe shenanigans will happen -Drew source: twitch.tv   |   share: 179         Study finds that if you drink a lot into old age, you're going to have health problems. Obvious tag explodes source: upi.com   |   share: 13   Tue April 07, 2020 (dúchas.ie)       "They are supposed to have been hit by a piece of flint thrown by a fairy" source: duchas.ie   |   share: 11         Boeing bailed out, shuts down, sits on ass, starts day drinking and watching Disney+, too lazy to build medical equipment source: cnbc.com   |   share: 29         Self-isolating? Wondering when shelter-in-place will end? Wondering if you can drink before 5PM? Well, as it's the greatest holiday of them all today, National Beer Day, crack open a cold one before that Zoom meeting source: wgme.com   |   share: 20   Mon April 06, 2020       That stuff you're doing to pass the time? Stop it immediately. Particularly eating and drinking source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 114         "Lana. Lana. LAAANAAA" "WHAT?" "Season 11's been delayed" source: ew.com   |   share: 44         This is Saint. He has a drinking problem source: twitter.com   |   share: 12

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