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Sat April 16, 2022 |
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Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
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Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
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By law, AZ students now receive 1-2 minutes of silence each day to "remember, reflect, meditate, pray, prepare for the day." Teachers in turn propose their own 1-2 minute time to "scream into a pillow before drinking a bottle of wine at home"
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Tue March 22, 2022 |
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BBC personality decides to examine his own drinking habits in documentary, starts off by realizing he drank twice the weekly recommended limit in one night, or as Farkers call it, a light Tuesday
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Today, in timely news, we discuss drinking wine, smoking, and tasting the taint
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Manipulating atomic motion could make metals stronger and bendier, eventually leading to the creation of an angry, beer-drinking robot
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Mon February 21, 2022 |
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Water, water all around Laredo, TX, but not a drop to drink. All due to a broken water main, that stinks
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Soon, we may be able to get all our daily nutrients from drinking rather than eating. No, Farkers, not like that
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Hello, my name is Bingo the Monkey and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Bingo
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