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Mon May 23, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Should kids be allowed to drink alcohol is the big debate raging in Czechia where they're given wine to produce good blood, plum brandy to settle the stomach and teenagers are regularly blotto. Sure, how else would you get them to sleep?
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The world's oldest man drinks this everyday. Also what on Earth is it?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't McBreak the McRules
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't McBreak the McRules
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo's listicle of 6 cocktail glasses you need to have. Drinking straight from the bottle suspiciously absent from list
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Good: you're converting your coal-fired plant to hydrogen to save the planet. Bad: the fuel comes from water in a state experiencing severe drought. Who needs drinking water trifecta in play
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Who needs drinking water anyway?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Has Matt Gaetz been drinking again?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Look, I know the weather here drinks now and then, but going from 90 to snow in 24 hours?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff's deputy faces charges of Driving While...uhh... oh, hello there. Mind if I buy you a drink?
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder recommends people "pretend" to drink alcohol on a night out. Pretending to enjoy himself as well as the interactions with others is all subby can put up with while sober. Pretending to drink on top of it is just too much to ask
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China opens inconvenience store
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Retired Russian colonel gives damning assessment of Russia's war in Ukraine on state TV, should stay away from open windows, underwear, and drinking tea for the foreseeable future
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh, dear, they had to actually, like, work, with no servants to provide drinks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's Super Primary Tuesday - who are you rooting for? Who are you rooting against? What will you be drinking/smoking to make the evening more pleasant?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
From former sake brewery to -- what the hell were they drinking when they came up with this?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Mimosa Day, which gives us all a perfect excuse to do that day drinking we were doing anyway
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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Sun May 15, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Should you marinate your chicken in ordinary unflavored house yogurt, or fancy super high-quality drinkable yogurt?
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is 'bloviate' as in: "Campbell Soup's early attempts at marketing a cocaine-based vegetable juice drink failed even in spite of the successful catch phrase 'I coulda had a bloviate'"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
To the left, how to make crappy beer taste better. To the right, which beer to drink after pouring the crappy stuff down the sink
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
In a bid to cut down on drunken tourists "All inclusive" holidays on Spain's Balearic Islands will now limit alcoholic drinks to six per day, 3 for lunch and 3 for dinner. So that's a BYOB breakfast then
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Tue May 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Jada Pinkett Smith, subby said confidently knowing that Will Smith is thousands of miles away
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Temple or Booth? You can't be serious
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Temple or Booth? You can't be serious
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Some Bum)
 
 
 
Which MLB fanbase drinks the most during games? Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Milwaukee are likely just pre-gaming in the parking lot
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
If you think about it, it's really just a healthy smoothie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be sure to drink your Ovfeve
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drinking certain types of tea may cut your risk of dementia, heart disease and cancer. Sweet
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Claire seems to be off celebrating the 5th of Mayo, so here's one of her colleagues telling you to drink all the booze as quickly as you can
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Run a lap, receive a drink ... run a lap, receive a drink ... run a lap, receive a drink
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey in Calgary. Serious business. None of that tomfoolery stuff like honking your horn, drinking on the street and so forth. Violators will report to Daryll Sutter's farm to tend to the cows
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Sat April 30, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The 10 biggest arguments about food and drinks in America. And yes, we've had every one of these shouting matches on Fark
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Drink water?
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you really should never drink urine - especially from a stranger. Les Stroud out front should have told you
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
'Dirty soda' now a hot new trend thanks to Mormon TikTok influencers and Olivia Rodrigo
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Should you feel an obligation to pay-it-forward?
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Wed April 27, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Apparently, we're all drinking IPA's wrong. If opening them up and pouring them down the drain is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A strike by Budweiser workers in the UK may cause a "summer beer drought," which makes a lot of sense when you consider that droughts generally refer to a shortage of water. Drinkers of actual beer will presumably suffer no adverse effects
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
2022 continues its faceplant into the flowing gutter
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Long time NC Hurricane announcer Tripp Tracy tweeted just before last night's game that he has a drinking problem. Get well Caniac
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Synthetic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS are linked to liver damage. So stop drinking them (so much)
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Tue April 26, 2022
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
A sign of the times, or an exercise in futility?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola sales shoot up like someone dropped a Mentos in there
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese tabloid publishes special section to help readers cope with inflation hell. Stock up on staples, drink at home, buy generics, switch phone plans and power utilities, buy gas at Costco, and hey wives, cut your husband's allowance
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How bloodworms harvest, concentrate, and utilize marine sediment to make copper teeth. Pretty cool for nightmare fuel
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Sun April 24, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Don't drink the tea, Volodymyr
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Finally, someone defends the little poisons that make our life better
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wave-particle duality may be a better model for how the brain processes informatioin. I drink, therefore I am unsure what this means
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1855, German immigrants in Chicago fought for one of mankind's most fundamental rights: affordable beer and to drink it on Sundays
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage wants a bat cave he can get naked in and drink. Don't we all Nick?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giving up double digit runs in one inning before recording an out could cause a man to drink, not that Tony La Russa needs a reason however
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"'Marina, there's a bear in the bakery.' My first response was: 'Have you been drinking?'" Clearly, he's smarter than the average orso
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Unlike most Farkers, wine snob refuses to drink straight from the bottle
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toby Keith turns 21
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
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(Some Governor)
 
 
 
By law, AZ students now receive 1-2 minutes of silence each day to "remember, reflect, meditate, pray, prepare for the day." Teachers in turn propose their own 1-2 minute time to "scream into a pillow before drinking a bottle of wine at home"
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Thu April 14, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
In subby's town they put stickers over the $0.99 printed on the can, and charge $1.49
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(Some Augustinian)
 
 
 
Say her name 3 times in front of a mirror and you can cheers her with her own drink
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Tue April 12, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
There's a bar. It's in a balloon. You ride it 20 miles up, into space. It's filled with hydrogen, and presumably alcohol for drinking. Tickets are $125k. Sounds like a blast
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Sat April 09, 2022
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
City advises residents that their green-tinted water is perfectly safe to drink. "It's kind of like boiling some broccoli and you have a little bit of green water afterwards that you dump out"
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Fri April 08, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Article on "the most dangerous alcoholic drinks in the world". Ride in with "The Four Horsemen", blow up your liver with a "New Orleans Hand Grenade", then surf to the hospital emergency room on a wave of Everclear
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and tepid: residual chlorine and traces of medications in your drinking water. New radioactive hotness: uranium in your drinking water
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is New Beer's Eve, so we drink lest old acquaintance be intox'd
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Some folks give up drinking beer during Lent but this guy went completely the other direction
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Headline assumes there is a correct way to order Starbucks. Fail tag still waiting for a regular cup of joe
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Byte" is supposed to taste like pixels. Well, some of them, and having tasted quite a few in my time
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
You should drink your coffee black. It's science
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
Mellissa Carone, who previously testified spectacularly drunk, continues her streak by being disqualified from running for office. Seems she hasn't settled her previous campaign finance violations. Drink
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Seltzer, the sensation of 2019, is now so trendy that booze makers from Michelob to Svedka are slapping name on every remotely fizzy drink. "They're canned cocktails at best, and the bougier, 2022-friendly version of Boone's Farm wine at worst"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Introducing mimosa-flavored hard cider. No fooling
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Thu March 31, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
If you are a British pub owner who does not like beer drinkers and "social club" atmosphere you might want to mix yourself a fancy fu-fu cocktail and sit down to think about your life choices
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Farkers rejoice: That study that claimed having just one drink a day will permanently shrink your brain was actually not what the study found, and was not even what they were studying. I'll drink to that
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Here's something we can all drink to: The ancient, female origins of booze
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Board's 61 recommendations to curb excessive drinking. Moving out of Wisconsin strangely absent
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man has been living in the Beijing International Airport for 14 years to get away from his nagging family just so he can smoke cigarettes and drink booze
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese government calling on citizens to drink more milk -- wait a second, didn't this happen like 3 months ago? JFC, how big are their cows? Ever heard of Supply and Demand? Or, is this just a plot by Big Dairy to make us all drink more milk?
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Mon March 28, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Four teens crash car full of alcohol into telephone pole, which is why you should never let your car drink booze
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Wisconsin, everything must drink
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Let them eat cake. New hotness: Let her drink instant
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Kids should have a choice on what they want to drink in schools. Bring back whole milk"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Would you drink alcohol made from plants grown at Chernobyl?
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You lost me at "sober"
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Don't attempt any of these staircases after a few drinks
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Thu March 24, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
Hero
 
Minnesota World War II veteran honored by French government. His secret to a long life - drink a lot of Scotch
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Tue March 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
BBC personality decides to examine his own drinking habits in documentary, starts off by realizing he drank twice the weekly recommended limit in one night, or as Farkers call it, a light Tuesday
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Today, in timely news, we discuss drinking wine, smoking, and tasting the taint
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Manipulating atomic motion could make metals stronger and bendier, eventually leading to the creation of an angry, beer-drinking robot
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Mon March 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom regrets teaching Florida Boy not to lie to the police
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
If you drink to forget, remember to have a swig to erase this article
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 10 most common vehicles driven by drunk people. You won't be surprised to learn that 7 of them are pickup trucks
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't know if its lucky or not because of the extra birthday toasts of drinks, but this family has had three generations beat 100,000-to-one odds to ALL be born on St Patrick's Day
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(The Center Square)
 
 
 
"Would you like a bag, sir?" "Oh, no thanks, I'll just knock this one back while I drive"
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Wed March 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-Starbucks barista spills the beans on how employees get revenge on rude customers
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
We're assuming the answer is alcohol
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
Video
 
Trump claims Putin wouldn't have invaded if he were still president. Jake Tapper brings receipts
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Mon March 14, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Giant alien drone swarm weirds out Austin with 600-ft tall hovering QR code promoting 'Halo' TV series. The message when scanned: 'Drink Your Ovaltine: The Original Came Out 21 Years Ago'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You probably shouldn't kill that spider in your home. Subby was told to take out a spider so he went to a bar and had a few drinks with it. It seemed nice
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
But what if you are already acclimatized to hard plastic seats, sticky tables, and overpriced coffee drinks served by people that look like they are on their last nerve and are daring you to get on it?
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Sun March 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer celebrated the lockout ending by drinking a lot. Or as Farkers would call it, "A typical Tuesday"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the best beers of every type from IPAs to pilsners. Drink up and debate what your favorites are to the right, please
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Texas election administrator proved she was a shiatty boss by tricking employees into drinking Colon Blow
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jack Kerouac would have been 100 years old today. But don't pour one out for him - drink it all instead, then get On The Road to his hometown of Lowell, Massachusetts and leave your empties at his grave
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If the X-Men film franchise hadn't been so mangled we could have had Jon Hamm wearing "what is arguably the most preposterous cape in the entirety of the Marvel comics multiverse." *drinks*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Fox News. You are not excused from the lawsuit. Neither are you Giuliani, Dobbs, and Bartiromo. Powell and Pirro, you're excused. Go hallucinate and drink
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska Cornhusker fans want to be able to drink while reminiscing about the 90s
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice how Trump's lips move when Steve Scalise answers a question, or how Scalise can't talk when Trump is drinking a glass of water
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Coffee can't cure hangovers and it could make them worse. Best cure for hangovers still just to keep drinking
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking wine with meals associated with lower risk of type 2 diabetes. Drinking wine without meals associated with higher risk of Fark
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1936, Hitler reoccupied the Rhineland, violating the Treaty of Versailles. Luckily, the world learned its lesson, and soulless dictators were never again allowed to... I can't finish this. Let's just day drink instead
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Get your grub, drinks and kicks on Route 66
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Sat March 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can you make a narcotic drinkable?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
But if you just keep screaming "Earl Grey - hot" at it, it's not going to do anything at all
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Fri March 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Graham sobers up after a night of heavy drinking and tweeting realizing he may have committed a number of crimes. Or, as he knows it, Friday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Light or moderate drinking isn't good for you either
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Thu March 03, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh look - alcohol his good for you again. *DRINKS*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Name a food or drink item that you consumed a lot of in your childhood days but would never, ever choose to have as an adult
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Wed March 02, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Energy drinks. Not even once. Okay, once is fine but don't be chugging them 24/7 dumbass
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Tue March 01, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Parents may choose where they shop based on opportunities to engage in other activities, including drinking." But they still have to come home to mewling ungrateful creatures such as you and your sister who totally blamed you for breaking their vase
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania drinks the most on St. Paddy's Day, beating out Minnesota and Mississippi. Massachusetts, we're disappointed in you
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
How much beer should you drink on the course?
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
What might you compare to feeling "like staring at God"? Sampling a Château Lafite Rothschild? Sniffing an Islay single-malt? Or something really, really stupid?
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Sat February 26, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you can remember it you weren't there, man
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Motorist does not exactly understand what "angle parking" is
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters to launch new beer in conjunction with their new comedy-horror movie. Hey, remember when the Foo Fighters were simply a rock and roll band?
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Move over Steph Curry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because YOU can't handle bubbles, Pepsi is making a "nitro" version of its soft drink
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Tue February 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bake bread in volcanoes, make fermented shark, eat fish jerky with butter, and drink brennevin (burning wine)? Icelandic food is farkin' METAL
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"They want my mouth on it. It's kind of weird"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"They want my mouth on it. It's kind of weird"
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Water, water all around Laredo, TX, but not a drop to drink. All due to a broken water main, that stinks
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Soon, we may be able to get all our daily nutrients from drinking rather than eating. No, Farkers, not like that
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hello, my name is Bingo the Monkey and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Bingo
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breaking: Man drinks cup of tea on a windy day
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Fri February 18, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie woman proves that women there know how to drink, gets pulled over for 'driving erratically' in south Sydney 'six times over the limit'
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Thu February 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke introduced Coca-Cola Starlight with a taste that is "inspired by space". So, instead of being refreshed, you feel cold and empty inside while your waistline slowly expands?
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Wed February 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heineken to put up beer prices, Heineken drinkers to put up with beer prices
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The argument that got the Russian figure skater reinstated was that her grandfather regularly takes medicine containing the banned substance and she must have "inadvertently" been exposed to it. Sure, that makes sense IF SHE WAS DRINKING HIS BLOOD
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Mon February 14, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, consider the new hottest trend in romance: Going on dates, and even having sex, completely sober
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers find that copper mugs leach the element into Moscow mules, but you'd need to drink 30 of them in 24 hours to suffer toxic effects. Farkers: challenge accepted
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Must have been pretty potent drinks
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Thu February 10, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The restaurant had stopped serving breakfast, causing woman to re-enact that Michael Douglas movie, "Falling Down"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The humble potato gets milked, will now take the world by storm as a new health drink
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend thinks she can hang out with any guy she wants to. How can I prove to her she can't?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr Zira and Cornelius seen doing something never seen before. I mean, besides typing up The DaVinci Code
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
McDonald's reveals #cbf2ac as the hex code for their Shamrock Shakes' unmistakably minty color. Mmmmm, #cbf2ac
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Tue February 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Older children consume energy drinks regularly. They're called teenagers
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brave man. Just don't drink any tea offered to you anytime soon
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well time changes and seems that Florida man is just so 20th century. Come meet Florida Bot, your 21st century new Fark overlord. Oh forgot to mention she makes drinks.. tall drinks just like Gramma used to make
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Beer in hand, rock on the ice, and no idea what to do? Fear not, here's your quadrennial guide to how Curling works. Drink up
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Stuff your Satan's grid; I want a greasy menu that exudes the stale scent of 10 years worth of dinners and spilled drinks
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
I'm 13 years old and I'm drinking with Alex Van Halen
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're feeling kinda woozy in Havana, check your phone's EMF meter. It's definitely not the drink in your hand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you judge the content of someone's character by whether they want to have a drink with Joe Rogan, here's some bad news for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fans
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CA Department of Public Health requires masks to be worn in all indoor public settings, irrespective of vaccine status, until February 15, 2022. Masks are only to be removed when actively eating, drinking or taking pictures with NBA Hall of Famers
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Sun January 30, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Water, water everywhere, And purity did stink. Water, water everywhere, That no one trusts to drink
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Sat January 29, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary / in 1845 on this day in history / was published The Raven in the New York Evening Mirror. / Edgar Allen Poe, often drinking, / his career done in by too much gambling / still came to be known as a poet, forevermore
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keeping it simple
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Wed January 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When the headline is perfect as is: "Urine drinking Alabama anti-vaxxer, says he doesn't need driver's license"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Suspect says he was just trying to take his pants off and have a snack when he accidentally stabbed his drinking buddy to death. As one does
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Tue January 25, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's like a convenience store, but instead of pop (soda) and energy drinks, it's full of craft beer
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
11 signs you're drinking too much. Other than getting a Fark account
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