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Mon May 23, 2022       Should kids be allowed to drink alcohol is the big debate raging in Czechia where they're given wine to produce good blood, plum brandy to settle the stomach and teenagers are regularly blotto. Sure, how else would you get them to sleep? source: euronews.com   |   share: 47   Sun May 22, 2022       The world's oldest man drinks this everyday. Also what on Earth is it? source: eatthis.com   |   share: 34   Fri May 20, 2022       Don't McBreak the McRules source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 19         Don't McBreak the McRules source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 19         HuffPo's listicle of 6 cocktail glasses you need to have. Drinking straight from the bottle suspiciously absent from list source: huffpost.com   |   share: 62   Thu May 19, 2022       Good: you're converting your coal-fired plant to hydrogen to save the planet. Bad: the fuel comes from water in a state experiencing severe drought. Who needs drinking water trifecta in play source: deseret.com   |   share: 65         Who needs drinking water anyway? source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 112         Has Matt Gaetz been drinking again? source: twitter.com   |   share: 113   Wed May 18, 2022       Look, I know the weather here drinks now and then, but going from 90 to snow in 24 hours? source: accuweather.com   |   share: 50         Florida sheriff's deputy faces charges of Driving While...uhh... oh, hello there. Mind if I buy you a drink? source: local10.com   |   share: 51         Bodybuilder recommends people "pretend" to drink alcohol on a night out. Pretending to enjoy himself as well as the interactions with others is all subby can put up with while sober. Pretending to drink on top of it is just too much to ask source: ladbible.com   |   share: 8         "Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take source: phys.org   |   share: 4   Tue May 17, 2022       China opens inconvenience store source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 39         Retired Russian colonel gives damning assessment of Russia's war in Ukraine on state TV, should stay away from open windows, underwear, and drinking tea for the foreseeable future source: yahoo.com   |   share: 115         Oh, dear, they had to actually, like, work, with no servants to provide drinks source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 16         It's Super Primary Tuesday - who are you rooting for? Who are you rooting against? What will you be drinking/smoking to make the evening more pleasant? source: politico.com   |   share: 85   Mon May 16, 2022       From former sake brewery to -- what the hell were they drinking when they came up with this? source: soranews24.com   |   share: 15         Today is National Mimosa Day, which gives us all a perfect excuse to do that day drinking we were doing anyway source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 21         Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two? source: thesun.ie   |   share: 37   Sun May 15, 2022       Should you marinate your chicken in ordinary unflavored house yogurt, or fancy super high-quality drinkable yogurt? source: soranews24.com   |   share: 37   Thu May 12, 2022       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is 'bloviate' as in: "Campbell Soup's early attempts at marketing a cocaine-based vegetable juice drink failed even in spite of the successful catch phrase 'I coulda had a bloviate'" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 35   Wed May 11, 2022       To the left, how to make crappy beer taste better. To the right, which beer to drink after pouring the crappy stuff down the sink source: melmagazine.com   |   share: 41         In a bid to cut down on drunken tourists "All inclusive" holidays on Spain's Balearic Islands will now limit alcoholic drinks to six per day, 3 for lunch and 3 for dinner. So that's a BYOB breakfast then source: independent.ie   |   share: 35   Tue May 10, 2022       This is bad news for Jada Pinkett Smith, subby said confidently knowing that Will Smith is thousands of miles away source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         Temple or Booth? You can't be serious source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 15         Temple or Booth? You can't be serious source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 15   Mon May 09, 2022 (Some Bum)       Which MLB fanbase drinks the most during games? Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Milwaukee are likely just pre-gaming in the parking lot source: boxscorenews.com   |   share: 27   Sun May 08, 2022       If you think about it, it's really just a healthy smoothie source: bonappetit.com   |   share: 13         Be sure to drink your Ovfeve source: twitter.com   |   share: 86   Fri May 06, 2022       Drinking certain types of tea may cut your risk of dementia, heart disease and cancer. Sweet source: yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Thu May 05, 2022     Claire seems to be off celebrating the 5th of Mayo, so here's one of her colleagues telling you to drink all the booze as quickly as you can source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 50         Run a lap, receive a drink ... run a lap, receive a drink ... run a lap, receive a drink source: twitter.com   |   share: 9   Wed May 04, 2022       Playoff hockey in Calgary. Serious business. None of that tomfoolery stuff like honking your horn, drinking on the street and so forth. Violators will report to Daryll Sutter's farm to tend to the cows source: calgarysun.com   |   share: 6   Sat April 30, 2022       The 10 biggest arguments about food and drinks in America. And yes, we've had every one of these shouting matches on Fark source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 315         Drink water? source: livescience.com   |   share: 54   Fri April 29, 2022       Why you really should never drink urine - especially from a stranger. Les Stroud out front should have told you source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 33   Thu April 28, 2022       'Dirty soda' now a hot new trend thanks to Mormon TikTok influencers and Olivia Rodrigo source: eater.com   |   share: 43         Should you feel an obligation to pay-it-forward? source: dailydot.com   |   share: 43   Wed April 27, 2022       Apparently, we're all drinking IPA's wrong. If opening them up and pouring them down the drain is wrong, then I don't want to be right source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 41         A strike by Budweiser workers in the UK may cause a "summer beer drought," which makes a lot of sense when you consider that droughts generally refer to a shortage of water. Drinkers of actual beer will presumably suffer no adverse effects source: cnn.com   |   share: 74         2022 continues its faceplant into the flowing gutter source: food52.com   |   share: 18         Long time NC Hurricane announcer Tripp Tracy tweeted just before last night's game that he has a drinking problem. Get well Caniac source: wralsportsfan.com   |   share: 10         Synthetic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS are linked to liver damage. So stop drinking them (so much) source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 12   Tue April 26, 2022 (The Hustle)       A sign of the times, or an exercise in futility? source: blog.hubspot.com   |   share: 22         Coca-Cola sales shoot up like someone dropped a Mentos in there source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 6   Mon April 25, 2022       Japanese tabloid publishes special section to help readers cope with inflation hell. Stock up on staples, drink at home, buy generics, switch phone plans and power utilities, buy gas at Costco, and hey wives, cut your husband's allowance source: japantoday.com   |   share: 9         How bloodworms harvest, concentrate, and utilize marine sediment to make copper teeth. Pretty cool for nightmare fuel source: phys.org   |   share: 9   Sun April 24, 2022       Don't drink the tea, Volodymyr source: ndtv.com   |   share: 17         Finally, someone defends the little poisons that make our life better source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 22   Fri April 22, 2022       Wave-particle duality may be a better model for how the brain processes informatioin. I drink, therefore I am unsure what this means source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 9   Thu April 21, 2022       On this day in 1855, German immigrants in Chicago fought for one of mankind's most fundamental rights: affordable beer and to drink it on Sundays source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 25         Nicholas Cage wants a bat cave he can get naked in and drink. Don't we all Nick? source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 22         Giving up double digit runs in one inning before recording an out could cause a man to drink, not that Tony La Russa needs a reason however source: twitter.com   |   share: 17   Wed April 20, 2022       "'Marina, there's a bear in the bakery.' My first response was: 'Have you been drinking?'" Clearly, he's smarter than the average orso source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 0   Tue April 19, 2022       Unlike most Farkers, wine snob refuses to drink straight from the bottle source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 20   Mon April 18, 2022       Toby Keith turns 21 source: cnn.com   |   share: 0   Sat April 16, 2022       Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 46         Today's Kindergarten math lesson is: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 46   (Some Governor)       By law, AZ students now receive 1-2 minutes of silence each day to "remember, reflect, meditate, pray, prepare for the day." Teachers in turn propose their own 1-2 minute time to "scream into a pillow before drinking a bottle of wine at home" source: azgovernor.gov   |   share: 82   Thu April 14, 2022       In subby's town they put stickers over the $0.99 printed on the can, and charge $1.49 source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 41   (Some Augustinian)       Say her name 3 times in front of a mirror and you can cheers her with her own drink source: datilbloodymary.com   |   share: 16   Tue April 12, 2022       There's a bar. It's in a balloon. You ride it 20 miles up, into space. It's filled with hydrogen, and presumably alcohol for drinking. Tickets are $125k. Sounds like a blast source: france24.com   |   share: 26   Sat April 09, 2022       City advises residents that their green-tinted water is perfectly safe to drink. "It's kind of like boiling some broccoli and you have a little bit of green water afterwards that you dump out" source: kutv.com   |   share: 42   Fri April 08, 2022       Article on "the most dangerous alcoholic drinks in the world". Ride in with "The Four Horsemen", blow up your liver with a "New Orleans Hand Grenade", then surf to the hospital emergency room on a wave of Everclear source: brobible.com   |   share: 61   Thu April 07, 2022       Old and tepid: residual chlorine and traces of medications in your drinking water. New radioactive hotness: uranium in your drinking water source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 13   Wed April 06, 2022       Today is New Beer's Eve, so we drink lest old acquaintance be intox'd source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 3   Tue April 05, 2022       Some folks give up drinking beer during Lent but this guy went completely the other direction source: audacy.com   |   share: 49         Headline assumes there is a correct way to order Starbucks. Fail tag still waiting for a regular cup of joe source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 36   Mon April 04, 2022       "Byte" is supposed to taste like pixels. Well, some of them, and having tasted quite a few in my time source: cnn.com   |   share: 6   Sun April 03, 2022       You should drink your coffee black. It's science source: eatthis.com   |   share: 28   Sat April 02, 2022       Mellissa Carone, who previously testified spectacularly drunk, continues her streak by being disqualified from running for office. Seems she hasn't settled her previous campaign finance violations. Drink source: deadlinedetroit.com   |   share: 70         Seltzer, the sensation of 2019, is now so trendy that booze makers from Michelob to Svedka are slapping name on every remotely fizzy drink. "They're canned cocktails at best, and the bougier, 2022-friendly version of Boone's Farm wine at worst" source: eater.com   |   share: 49   Fri April 01, 2022       Introducing mimosa-flavored hard cider. No fooling source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 12   Thu March 31, 2022       If you are a British pub owner who does not like beer drinkers and "social club" atmosphere you might want to mix yourself a fancy fu-fu cocktail and sit down to think about your life choices source: ladbible.com   |   share: 24         Farkers rejoice: That study that claimed having just one drink a day will permanently shrink your brain was actually not what the study found, and was not even what they were studying. I'll drink to that source: wusa9.com   |   share: 7   Wed March 30, 2022       Here's something we can all drink to: The ancient, female origins of booze source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 28         Wisconsin State Board's 61 recommendations to curb excessive drinking. Moving out of Wisconsin strangely absent source: channel3000.com   |   share: 48         Man has been living in the Beijing International Airport for 14 years to get away from his nagging family just so he can smoke cigarettes and drink booze source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 47         Japanese government calling on citizens to drink more milk -- wait a second, didn't this happen like 3 months ago? JFC, how big are their cows? Ever heard of Supply and Demand? Or, is this just a plot by Big Dairy to make us all drink more milk? source: soranews24.com   |   share: 40   Mon March 28, 2022       Four teens crash car full of alcohol into telephone pole, which is why you should never let your car drink booze source: kiro7.com   |   share: 16   (Some Guy)       It's Wisconsin, everything must drink source: wixx.com   |   share: 29   Sun March 27, 2022       Old and busted: Let them eat cake. New hotness: Let her drink instant source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 49         "Kids should have a choice on what they want to drink in schools. Bring back whole milk" source: local21news.com   |   share: 195         Would you drink alcohol made from plants grown at Chernobyl? source: bbc.com   |   share: 9   Sat March 26, 2022       You lost me at "sober" source: mashable.com   |   share: 21   Fri March 25, 2022       Don't attempt any of these staircases after a few drinks source: zillow.com   |   share: 74   Thu March 24, 2022     Minnesota World War II veteran honored by French government. His secret to a long life - drink a lot of Scotch source: kstp.com   |   share: 14   Tue March 22, 2022       BBC personality decides to examine his own drinking habits in documentary, starts off by realizing he drank twice the weekly recommended limit in one night, or as Farkers call it, a light Tuesday source: youtube.com   |   share: 76         Today, in timely news, we discuss drinking wine, smoking, and tasting the taint source: abc7news.com   |   share: 2         Manipulating atomic motion could make metals stronger and bendier, eventually leading to the creation of an angry, beer-drinking robot source: popsci.com   |   share: 7   Mon March 21, 2022       Mom regrets teaching Florida Boy not to lie to the police source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 46   Sun March 20, 2022       If you drink to forget, remember to have a swig to erase this article source: eatthis.com   |   share: 13   Thu March 17, 2022       The 10 most common vehicles driven by drunk people. You won't be surprised to learn that 7 of them are pickup trucks source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 210         Don't know if its lucky or not because of the extra birthday toasts of drinks, but this family has had three generations beat 100,000-to-one odds to ALL be born on St Patrick's Day source: thesun.ie   |   share: 25   (The Center Square)       "Would you like a bag, sir?" "Oh, no thanks, I'll just knock this one back while I drive" source: thecentersquare.com   |   share: 47   Wed March 16, 2022       Ex-Starbucks barista spills the beans on how employees get revenge on rude customers source: nypost.com   |   share: 25         We're assuming the answer is alcohol source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 17   Tue March 15, 2022     Trump claims Putin wouldn't have invaded if he were still president. Jake Tapper brings receipts source: cnn.com   |   share: 96   Mon March 14, 2022       Giant alien drone swarm weirds out Austin with 600-ft tall hovering QR code promoting 'Halo' TV series. The message when scanned: 'Drink Your Ovaltine: The Original Came Out 21 Years Ago' source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 26         You probably shouldn't kill that spider in your home. Subby was told to take out a spider so he went to a bar and had a few drinks with it. It seemed nice source: msn.com   |   share: 39         But what if you are already acclimatized to hard plastic seats, sticky tables, and overpriced coffee drinks served by people that look like they are on their last nerve and are daring you to get on it? source: soranews24.com   |   share: 3   Sun March 13, 2022       Max Scherzer celebrated the lockout ending by drinking a lot. Or as Farkers would call it, "A typical Tuesday" source: nypost.com   |   share: 6         These are the best beers of every type from IPAs to pilsners. Drink up and debate what your favorites are to the right, please source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 29         Texas election administrator proved she was a shiatty boss by tricking employees into drinking Colon Blow source: pennlive.com   |   share: 48   Sat March 12, 2022       Jack Kerouac would have been 100 years old today. But don't pour one out for him - drink it all instead, then get On The Road to his hometown of Lowell, Massachusetts and leave your empties at his grave source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 82   Wed March 09, 2022       If the X-Men film franchise hadn't been so mangled we could have had Jon Hamm wearing "what is arguably the most preposterous cape in the entirety of the Marvel comics multiverse." *drinks* source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 14         Not so fast, Fox News. You are not excused from the lawsuit. Neither are you Giuliani, Dobbs, and Bartiromo. Powell and Pirro, you're excused. Go hallucinate and drink source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 12         Nebraska Cornhusker fans want to be able to drink while reminiscing about the 90s source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Tue March 08, 2022       Notice how Trump's lips move when Steve Scalise answers a question, or how Scalise can't talk when Trump is drinking a glass of water source: twitter.com   |   share: 45   (Some Drunk Guy)       Coffee can't cure hangovers and it could make them worse. Best cure for hangovers still just to keep drinking source: health.clevelandclinic.org   |   share: 34   Mon March 07, 2022       Drinking wine with meals associated with lower risk of type 2 diabetes. Drinking wine without meals associated with higher risk of Fark source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 14         On this day in history, in 1936, Hitler reoccupied the Rhineland, violating the Treaty of Versailles. Luckily, the world learned its lesson, and soulless dictators were never again allowed to... I can't finish this. Let's just day drink instead source: history.com   |   share: 31   Sun March 06, 2022       Get your grub, drinks and kicks on Route 66 source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 11   Sat March 05, 2022       Can you make a narcotic drinkable? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 33         But if you just keep screaming "Earl Grey - hot" at it, it's not going to do anything at all source: engadget.com   |   share: 52   Fri March 04, 2022       Graham sobers up after a night of heavy drinking and tweeting realizing he may have committed a number of crimes. Or, as he knows it, Friday source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 75         Light or moderate drinking isn't good for you either source: thehill.com   |   share: 104   Thu March 03, 2022       Oh look - alcohol his good for you again. *DRINKS* source: upi.com   |   share: 6         Name a food or drink item that you consumed a lot of in your childhood days but would never, ever choose to have as an adult source: twitter.com   |   share: 223   Wed March 02, 2022       Energy drinks. Not even once. Okay, once is fine but don't be chugging them 24/7 dumbass source: cbc.ca   |   share: 32   Tue March 01, 2022       "Parents may choose where they shop based on opportunities to engage in other activities, including drinking." But they still have to come home to mewling ungrateful creatures such as you and your sister who totally blamed you for breaking their vase source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 8         Pennsylvania drinks the most on St. Paddy's Day, beating out Minnesota and Mississippi. Massachusetts, we're disappointed in you source: pennlive.com   |   share: 8         How much beer should you drink on the course? source: golf.com   |   share: 21   Mon February 28, 2022       What might you compare to feeling "like staring at God"? Sampling a Château Lafite Rothschild? Sniffing an Islay single-malt? Or something really, really stupid? source: mashable.com   |   share: 38   Sat February 26, 2022       If you can remember it you weren't there, man source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 13         Motorist does not exactly understand what "angle parking" is source: insideedition.com   |   share: 21   Fri February 25, 2022       Foo Fighters to launch new beer in conjunction with their new comedy-horror movie. Hey, remember when the Foo Fighters were simply a rock and roll band? source: ultimateclassicrock.com   |   share: 36   Thu February 24, 2022       Move over Steph Curry source: cnn.com   |   share: 11         Because YOU can't handle bubbles, Pepsi is making a "nitro" version of its soft drink source: cnn.com   |   share: 20   Tue February 22, 2022       Bake bread in volcanoes, make fermented shark, eat fish jerky with butter, and drink brennevin (burning wine)? Icelandic food is farkin' METAL source: youtube.com   |   share: 20         "They want my mouth on it. It's kind of weird" source: dailydot.com   |   share: 31         "They want my mouth on it. It's kind of weird" source: dailydot.com   |   share: 31   Mon February 21, 2022       Water, water all around Laredo, TX, but not a drop to drink. All due to a broken water main, that stinks source: kxan.com   |   share: 15         Soon, we may be able to get all our daily nutrients from drinking rather than eating. No, Farkers, not like that source: discovermagazine.com   |   share: 43         Hello, my name is Bingo the Monkey and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Bingo source: news.sky.com   |   share: 18   Sat February 19, 2022       Breaking: Man drinks cup of tea on a windy day source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 36   Fri February 18, 2022       Aussie woman proves that women there know how to drink, gets pulled over for 'driving erratically' in south Sydney 'six times over the limit' source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 40   Thu February 17, 2022       Coke introduced Coca-Cola Starlight with a taste that is "inspired by space". So, instead of being refreshed, you feel cold and empty inside while your waistline slowly expands? source: cnn.com   |   share: 43   Wed February 16, 2022       Heineken to put up beer prices, Heineken drinkers to put up with beer prices source: bbc.com   |   share: 22   Tue February 15, 2022       The argument that got the Russian figure skater reinstated was that her grandfather regularly takes medicine containing the banned substance and she must have "inadvertently" been exposed to it. Sure, that makes sense IF SHE WAS DRINKING HIS BLOOD source: theguardian.com   |   share: 43   Mon February 14, 2022       This Valentine's Day, consider the new hottest trend in romance: Going on dates, and even having sex, completely sober source: bbc.com   |   share: 30   (Some Guy)       Researchers find that copper mugs leach the element into Moscow mules, but you'd need to drink 30 of them in 24 hours to suffer toxic effects. Farkers: challenge accepted source: dailymontanan.com   |   share: 17         Must have been pretty potent drinks source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 7   Thu February 10, 2022       The restaurant had stopped serving breakfast, causing woman to re-enact that Michael Douglas movie, "Falling Down" source: kiro7.com   |   share: 31         The humble potato gets milked, will now take the world by storm as a new health drink source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 23         "My girlfriend thinks she can hang out with any guy she wants to. How can I prove to her she can't?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 32   Wed February 09, 2022       Dr Zira and Cornelius seen doing something never seen before. I mean, besides typing up The DaVinci Code source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         McDonald's reveals #cbf2ac as the hex code for their Shamrock Shakes' unmistakably minty color. Mmmmm, #cbf2ac source: people.com   |   share: 19   Tue February 08, 2022       Older children consume energy drinks regularly. They're called teenagers source: bbc.com   |   share: 44   Sun February 06, 2022       Brave man. Just don't drink any tea offered to you anytime soon source: twitter.com   |   share: 74   Sat February 05, 2022       Well time changes and seems that Florida man is just so 20th century. Come meet Florida Bot, your 21st century new Fark overlord. Oh forgot to mention she makes drinks.. tall drinks just like Gramma used to make source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 25         Beer in hand, rock on the ice, and no idea what to do? Fear not, here's your quadrennial guide to how Curling works. Drink up source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 16   Fri February 04, 2022       Stuff your Satan's grid; I want a greasy menu that exudes the stale scent of 10 years worth of dinners and spilled drinks source: vice.com   |   share: 48   Thu February 03, 2022       I'm 13 years old and I'm drinking with Alex Van Halen source: loudersound.com   |   share: 28   Wed February 02, 2022       If you're feeling kinda woozy in Havana, check your phone's EMF meter. It's definitely not the drink in your hand source: cnn.com   |   share: 64         If you judge the content of someone's character by whether they want to have a drink with Joe Rogan, here's some bad news for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fans source: yahoo.com   |   share: 182   Mon January 31, 2022       CA Department of Public Health requires masks to be worn in all indoor public settings, irrespective of vaccine status, until February 15, 2022. Masks are only to be removed when actively eating, drinking or taking pictures with NBA Hall of Famers source: deadline.com   |   share: 112   Sun January 30, 2022       Water, water everywhere, And purity did stink. Water, water everywhere, That no one trusts to drink source: ktla.com   |   share: 68   Sat January 29, 2022       Once upon a midnight dreary / in 1845 on this day in history / was published The Raven in the New York Evening Mirror. / Edgar Allen Poe, often drinking, / his career done in by too much gambling / still came to be known as a poet, forevermore source: history.com   |   share: 58   Thu January 27, 2022       Keeping it simple source: cnn.com   |   share: 13   Wed January 26, 2022       When the headline is perfect as is: "Urine drinking Alabama anti-vaxxer, says he doesn't need driver's license" source: al.com   |   share: 90         Suspect says he was just trying to take his pants off and have a snack when he accidentally stabbed his drinking buddy to death. As one does source: juneauempire.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 25, 2022       It's like a convenience store, but instead of pop (soda) and energy drinks, it's full of craft beer source: soranews24.com   |   share: 15   Sun January 23, 2022       11 signs you're drinking too much. Other than getting a Fark account source: insider.com   |   share: 99

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