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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson claims Biden's intent to choose a woman of color as a running mate is illegal. Sentient bowtie formerly controlling him seen taking up day drinking
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(House pet)
 
 
 
Here's why you should take a spider out instead of killing it. Go have a few drinks. Probably a nice guy. Maybe even a web designer
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Person. Man. Camera. TV. Lies. Briefing. 5pm. ET. Drink
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I may have signed my own death warrant by voting for Trump"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia's anti-doping whistleblower speaks out before he drinks Polonium tea, falls out of a window, and lands on a bunch of bullets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The sweat that you drink
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists predict ice will melt. Ice melts. Scientists drink heavily
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Now you can have your coke and coffee without having to roll up a dollar bill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Dunkin announced today that they are going to make Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307%
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
The historic 2019/20 Premier League wraps up. Leicester, Chelsea, and Man. United fight for European spot. Aston Villa, Bournemouth, and Watford try to stay up. All the rest just want to get home and drink. Matches take over NBC channels at 11 AM ET
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates explains that all the conspiracy theories are silly which of course is what he would say if he had created COVID just so he could sell us the vaccine. Also, Anderson Cooper used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When is Prohibition not prohibition? Don't worry, Governor Cuomo will tell us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The poisonous mushroom Finnish people love to eat. VAT DA FAAK
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farkers will need to start drinking their Coors Light out of bottles. Just like God intended
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Restaurant has customers threatening to never return after store selling Trump merch moves into plaza and puts sign beneath theirs
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
COVID-rage-bro goes full racist drink-tosser at restaurant employee. Employee leaps atop counter and becomes The Angry Fist (of course there's video)
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Tue July 21, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Old and busted Freaknik: Cars cruisin all over Atlanta, dancing, partying and drinking. New Freaknik hotness: A series of 10 drive-in theater style concerts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farkers in Sudan will now be allowed to drink sweet, sweet CH3-CH2-OH. Sudan has also abolished public flogging and repealed its apostasy law
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
You can't travel and you can't congregate, so just look at the most beautiful bars in America
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Thick water. Not even once
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Thu July 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday looks like it's going to be an interesting evening. If you thirst, get a drink and join the MSNBC Discussion, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your hazmat suits for air travel have landed. Good luck with your drinking
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reasons for Aussies to defy lockdown: playing Pokemon on the streets, visiting sex workers, making a late night run to a closed KFC, drinking with your bros in the driveway
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water
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(Today)
 
 
 
Soon you will be able to pour a Coca-Cola with your smartphone
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese vending machines begin to enable face-ID system for purchases. You stare at those used panties too long, mister, you're halfway to owning 'em
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Normally I wouldn't pay attention to an article telling me how eating well will improve my longevity. But when the first rule is "Drink Wine", well, now I'm listening
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bar drinkers on Christopher Street will continue to chant 'Go Pack Go' in a Greenwich Village Packers bar as Aaron Rodgers throws a Hail Mary. Non Packers fans on Christopher Street will be able to continue the chant as usual
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro proves that drinking before going on TV is a bad idea
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Mon July 06, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Not recommended: Drinking on the job. Farking stupid: Drinking on the job while you're an officer on traffic duty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes goalkeeper. God given red card, suspended for 3 games
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A tool that lets you drink wine in the bottle without removing the cork? Shut up and take my money
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cronk only pawn in game of beverage
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Running car 'faces' through an AI face-processing algorithm is fascinating, and may drive you to drink
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"Thailand to ban online alcohol sales to curb underage drinking." So much wrong, yet so much right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It all started when the cat declared he was heading over for a drink
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Wed July 01, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Found in a Japanese vending machine (natch): mayo soda. "It had a gentle, creamy, custard-like flavour which, when she thought about it, could taste like mayonnaise with a little imagination"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
No
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Once again: Don't drink hand sanitizer. As these New Mexicans have found out
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola will stop advertising on all social media. Will be content with the superliminal free advertising that these headlines will get them. HEY YOU, DRINK COKE
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
8pm Eastern It's the Fark Friday Livestream - and tonight it's Quiplash: Drew vs potentially YOU if can type the code in fast enough. Come join us and watch his score drop as he drinks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sensitivity to sunlight. Fangs. Drinking blood and an aversion to garlic. Like all great myths, there were some actual facts to vampirism
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
11 ways you ruin your golf round before it even starts. 12 if you include drink as much as Drew does before Quiplash
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And now, in-depth look of how the NYPD manufactured and completely bungled Milkshakegate
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon speculates on Kellyanne Conway's new look and confirms it was probably not from drinking the blood of children
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thankfully, Drew is a heavy drinker and will therefore live forever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay maybe we should look into this instead of just declaring it a suicide and going out for drinks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone tossed a frozen drink at Rep. Matt Gaetz (R - idiculous) and HEY, DON'T GET IT ON THE CLASSIC CAR
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Mon June 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden: He can run and drink water
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video)
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Wed June 10, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens
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(Some Restaurant Guy)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese, whose 610 restaurants necessarily feature hundreds of germy kids and parents playing, eating, drinking and fighting under one roof, is in deep trouble. Hence, they granted retention bonuses to top-level execs
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill de Blasio advocates for warm drinks in NYC
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Boy Drinking
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Brush your shrimp with a little mayo before grilling. A) You're already drinking B) It won't add flavor but it will make them adhere much less to the grate
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman attempts to become a Farker during these coronavirus times, says her boozing has soared during lockdown by drinking during breakfasts, vodka lunches and having nightly cocktails in the garden
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3 out of 4 Britons were already drinking as much as they could before quarantine hit
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Pure lunar-sea)
 
 
 
The first global geologic map of the Moon, so astronauts can plan where they would like to drink their whisky on the rocks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh sure, Marc Rubio, the protesters were outside the White House to 'trigger police', NOT to protest the killing of an unarmed black man by police. Here, go drink some water
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The easiest way to make iced coffee, and it's practically kaiju-free
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In case you didn't have enough to feel guilty about, you should also try to lower the carbon footprints of all the cocktails you enjoy
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Fri May 29, 2020
(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Headline: "The alcohol myth Europeans wish Australians would stop spouting." Article: Nothing of the sort
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And the answer is a shaken - not stirred "NO"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minneapolis mayor lays smackdown on Trump (video)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This pandemic, I'm drinking through the souvenir wine I've collected since I was 14," says 15-year-old oenophile
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Is it OK to drink coffee while pregnant? JUST ASKING. No one's taking anything away from you, Mom. That crazed look in your eye is disturbing. Relax
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You spent the pandemic watching Netflix and drinking. Meanwhile, this guy was living his best life
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Health News Review)
 
 
 
The three kinds of COVID stories you shouldn't put too much stock in, especially for modmins who...dammit, they're drinking again and greenlit the lot of them, didn't they? RELEASE THE ANECDOTES
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Sun May 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm the latest chapter of the Reminiscences of Charles Barkley: day drinking and going to work hammered. Fark breathlessly awaits a 10 part documentary
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(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
"It was absolutely fabulous. It looks like America's opening up. There are literally thousands of people out here on the beach" Narrator: *Drinks heavily*
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Sat May 23, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri grocery reopens salad bar and shoppers are head over heels
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be a coronavirus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew rules to go drinking in Peru
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
So you're telling me that Beer Influencers are a thing. Man, I need a drink
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Meet the man who drinks 25 cups of coffee per day. (He also has 26 shots of vodak so it kind of evens out)
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Sheltering With My Boyfriend and No Booze." Sometimes we create our own hells
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
What beer are you drinking right now?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is everyone's favorite type of tea and why? Subby is going to try and transition off of diet soft drinks and on to tea
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse who left her toddler and her mask at home to drink in a bar is now "Oh, my bad, was I not supposed to do that?" because she got called out on the internets
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
While not playing baseball, Richmond Flying Squirrels will offer hot dogs, peanuts, brats, chicken tenders, fries, soft drinks, the team beer, and the team wine for curbside pickup
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The 'Matewan Massacre' a century ago embodied miners' struggles, an ongoing fight in which even today they are prevented from drinking, smoking, or voting
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Tips for responsible drinking from 16th-century Germany
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Time to end the restrictive alcohol open-container laws and let the people drink outside in these COVID-19 times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland bar unveils social distancing intertube contraptions for drinkers. Bonus: you won't get hurt when falling over after getting blotto
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to tell if Trump is lying. Meghan Trainor unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man alone at sea for 3 months emerges to a changed world, can't wait to get back out on the ocean where it's safe
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Wed May 13, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Come on man, what are you thinking?" Sheriff Judd said. "Were your three brain cells in overload? Why don't you just let it go? Get you a bottle of liquor, go back to the house, have you a drink. But no, they had to have a kerfuffle right there"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I tried a virtual wine tasting and it wasn't nearly as awkward as I thought it would be". Man, things must be pretty bad if people are drinking virtual wine
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
6 worst golf tips ever, such as don't drink and drive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fun things to do during quarantine should not include breaking into a morgue to drink all the embalming fluid
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Mon May 11, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everything is falling apart into a puddle of existential dread. Come enjoy some drinks while the country dies in the 8PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Costco knows us. Costco understands us. Costco just wants us all to be happy
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Thu May 07, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday is upon us and goodness knows the news today is enough to drive a soul to drink. So, grab a cold one and join us in the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Inc)
 
 
 
1) Drink? 2) Drink? 3) Drink? 4) Drink? 5) Drink? 6) Drink? 7) Drink? 8) Drink? 9) Drink? 10) Drink?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, Illinois: You may be able to get mixed drinks to go from your favorite bars soon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are you eating and drinking for cinco de mayo?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Doggos Barley and Buddy making the beer delivery rounds to local brew customers on Long Island is all you need to know in these coronavirus times that beer drinkers are loved
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
If your team is the reason you drink, now you have incentive to stay home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ingenious designers create coronavirus-proof raving suit for clubbers with space helmet ..will now let you float amongst the dying while bopping to techno
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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Sat May 02, 2020
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Restaurant terrorized by saliva-coated Hand of God
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Now for something completely different ....You already have that drink in hand so you might as well board the train, grab a seat, take a sip and enjoy Norway virtually
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I will never lie to you, lies the White House Press Secretary
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Patients at Covid-19 quarantine site given access to beer, cigarettes, and marijuana to keep them from wandering off. And there you were, stuck in your apartment trying to figure out if you can ferment and drink ketchup
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(Super)
 
 
 
Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Fark livestream coming up at 7pm ET. A lot of interesting stuff in the news cycle today, come see what didn't get enough coverage. Drew will be drinking through it again, no telling what might happen
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode of Fark and Schnitt, Drew and Todd get down to the bottom of the nation-wide French Fry shortage. Plus a deep dive on the Florida Man who told Trump it was OK to drink bleach and the current media meta on Schrödinger's Kim Jung Un
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Y'all must be drinking a LOT of screwdrivers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Please, have a side of talking otter while you're drinking your morning coffee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Civet has a drinking problem
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Tonight 8pm et, Drew and Dallan are going to watch party Pulgasari, the North Korean Godzilla ripoff with a truly unique and bizarre production history. Plus Drew's going to drink heavily the entire time. Come join us Warmup starts around 730pm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I was interested in the Sober-Curious Movement and practiced intentional drinking, but a global pandemic increased my accidental drinking and I'm drunk again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I said to drink bleach sarcastically, obviously
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daddy said Son, you're gonna to drive me to drinkin if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Georgia brewery has created a new ale honoring Dr. Anthony Fauci, so we can all drink to his health
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deer has a drinking problem
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British bars will remain closed until Christmas, meaning you'll have to drink at home with your family
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beer, beer it's good for the heart, the more you drink the more you .... we are running out of farts, people. Wake up
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenya governor puts Hennessy bottles in coronavirus care packages. "It's a throat sanitizer"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
While most of us have been day-drinking for the past month, this quarantined family decided to recreate the music video from Journey's 'Separate Ways'
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In crisis there is opportunity: how to make a drink with whatever's in your fridge
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Smoking weed and drinking champagne with Rhianna in quarantine sounds like a real blast
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Wisconsinites admit to drinking alcohol while working from home, a marked increase from the three-out-of-ten that did so on the job
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Americans Are Excessively Eating, Drinking, Smoking Pot, Playing Video Games And Watching Porn While Quarantined
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The best Bourbons to drink after you have ran out of mountain dew to the left. Reasons why the list has failed to the right
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Fri April 10, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thailand makes fatal mistake in war on COVID-19
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
"One homeowner found a fish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images" in a plastic Easter egg. It's sad that someone would waste toilet paper like that
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Governor Goofus shuts down liquor stores as non-essential. Governor Gallant authorizes local restaurants to start selling mixed drinks to-go, curb side (and they immediately step up to the challenge in Subby's community)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's Quarantine Cocktail time, here's 3500 + cocktails you can make with the stuff you have at home
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's Quarantine Cocktail time, here's 3500 + cocktails you can make with the stuff you have at home
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Just keep drinking and doing nothing else during the coronavirus lockdown, or be like these very imaginative Brooklyn roommates who have been creating elaborate photoshoots while in their isolation
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drinking News Summary livestream rescheduled for tonight at 7pm eastern because it's that kind of day. Grab a libation and join us. Grab a TotalFark or BareFark sub while you're at it. Maybe shenanigans will happen -Drew
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that if you drink a lot into old age, you're going to have health problems. Obvious tag explodes
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Tue April 07, 2020
(dúchas.ie)
 
 
 
"They are supposed to have been hit by a piece of flint thrown by a fairy"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing bailed out, shuts down, sits on ass, starts day drinking and watching Disney+, too lazy to build medical equipment
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Self-isolating? Wondering when shelter-in-place will end? Wondering if you can drink before 5PM? Well, as it's the greatest holiday of them all today, National Beer Day, crack open a cold one before that Zoom meeting
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That stuff you're doing to pass the time? Stop it immediately. Particularly eating and drinking
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Lana. Lana. LAAANAAA" "WHAT?" "Season 11's been delayed"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is Saint. He has a drinking problem
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