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Sat May 21, 2022
(Barron's)
 
 
 
We're not in bear market territory yet, but the bears are starting to hoard toilet paper
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's really starting to look like a bear market out there, so be careful at those rest stops
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve yesterday: "Markets have largely priced in rate hikes." Markets today: "And I took that personally"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phony Stark goes to Twitter to rip the "Social justice warriors" at Standard and Poors
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Thu May 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
April wholesale inflation goes to 11
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upon further review, inflation is not transitory and went up 8.3% in April. But you, the consumer, knew that already
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Sat May 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but the stock market is currently crashing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Labor Productivity fell 7.4% in Q1. The fastest rate since 1947. This could be an opening salvo in the quickest collapse of the economy on record, or maybe it's just transitory
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Tue May 03, 2022
(El Pais)
 
 
 
On Monday morning, Citi trader Michael Bolton messed up some mundane detail, a decimal point in the wrong place or something, causing European markets to lose $300B in a matter of minutes. Plans to resume his career as a washed up 80s rocker
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the pandemic, Americans aren't tipping as much as they should. Seriously, people -- 20 percent or just stay home
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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Sun April 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks
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Thu April 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims fell to 166,000 last week, the lowest level since '68. Nice? They owe us one
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's pants explode during Idol taping session allowing us to use what might be the most obscure Fallout 3 reference ever
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Wed March 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. corporate profits jump 25% in 2021 to record high amongst all these "shortages" and this "inflation"
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"That's a shame. Where's the blow?" "Oh well. Let's short the airline. Anyone seen my lunch hooker?" "Does this mean I get another bonus for not being on the plane? AND WHERE'S MY LIMO TO THE HAMPTONS? And my hooker"
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just days after oil prices hit a 14-year high, sending gas prices soaring to about $4.50/gal average nationwide, oil futures are officially in a bear market, having dropped 23%, which sent gas prices plunging to... $4.50/gal average nationwide
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Wed March 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that the US has banned importing Russian oil, oil prices are at record highs. Wait, they went down? That can't be right
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Tue March 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The bears are coming out, and not the kind with chest hair who like to cuddle
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you haven't checked your portfolio lately, don't make it today
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Sat March 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dow Jones to remove all Russian stocks from the stock market and downgrade them from "emerging market" to "potato"
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Global Stocks claw back from massive losses on news that there's always money to made during a time of war
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Omicron slams into the US economy and 301,000 workers go missing
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow opens sharply lower on news that the Bengals are in the Super Bowl
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Tue January 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The reason the stock market is in such a high state of flux? Because the U.S. is getting ready to fight inflation. Wait, "getting ready?" Uh, inflation's been around for months now. Like, a year. Why are we just now getting ready?
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Mon January 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market set to continue its slow motion crash into oblivion on news we now have a fed rate hike we can blame
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