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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims come in at 1.186M vs 1.423 estimated
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Wed August 05, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold is, well, gold
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ford's CEO crashes out
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Durable-goods orders surge 7.3% in June as everybody got out and bought something
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Stock market headed for a new high"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Walmart partners with Yahoo Mail for online grocery program." Enjoy your spam, ordered or not
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The maker of remdesivir says it can reduce death but you're going to have to confirm our claim. Anyway, here's another price increase
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Philip Morris says cigarette sales in many places could end in a decade. But not to worry, they have a "safer" nicotine addiction delivery system ready to deliver full tobacco stock flavor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unemployed to earn $600 less weekly
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart just announced it's getting into health insurance. You will never see an orderly waiting room or non-mouthbreathing nurse again
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tesla is on fire
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps it is time to consider the possibilty that not only is Wall St. NOT the economy, but that Wall St. is in fact a parasite on the economy?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Boeing Stock Buyers Are Too Optimistic." Is that even possible or is some analyst troll-dividing by zero?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi will no longer exist, says Coca Cola. Vegetables will no longer exist, says meat industry. My head will emerge from its butt
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dow tanks hard as people realize that money doesn't actually prevent transmission of a deadly illness
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Remember Boeing's 737 MAX? It's been a few days, so here's a new piece with even more bad news
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Asia's richest man joins Legion of Doom
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Market expert warns we are in "one of the nutsiest bubbles in the history of bubbledom" so we've that going for us
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Lyft jumps in EVs, but investors aren't hailing that direction just yet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reminisce about the first 100 coronavirus deaths and survivors with this hot list of the 100 best and worst pandemic stonks
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's shrinking even faster than its user base is aging
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
YOLO
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dave Portnoy: Warren Buffett is an idiot. Daytrading is the easiest game I ever played. Warren Buffett: What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my money counters
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASDAQ 100 erases all losses from coronavirus pandemic, so we're all good now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nearly 25% of Americans have no emergency savings. Good thing rioting, a pandemic, and global economic implosion isn't an "emergency"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cramer is half as correct as a broken clock
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For some reason the stock prices of guns and ammunition makers are rising today
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great. Now they're carding infants and toddlers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart targets the secondhand clothing market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Electric's stock surges after it sells its lighting business. Let that sink in
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't work for a living says the quiet part out loud regarding American workers... *checks notes* Sorry, I meant "human capital stock"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nothing flies like a Deere. Wait, what?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
38. MILLION. Unemployed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lesson in how to fleece the public: the 36-hour Moderna vaccine frenzy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear America, I'm a billionaire who has lost $7.6B because of Covid-19. For my sake, can you please get outside and die a bit so we can have herd immunity and I can get my money back? Love, Your Friend
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The containment ponds at Dow Chemical in Midland have flooded. We should send the Lansing protesters there to clean up the toxins. They will get to be outside all day and can work without masks. But, no shooting at the flood waters, please
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow up 840 points, or 3.5%, on news that coronavirus will not impact the wealthy
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta says sayonara to 777s; Boeing bawling
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO predicts one "major" bankruptcy in the airline industry. Subby left wondering which American airline he was hinting at
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The cat picture alone should convince you that this wonderful stock market will not last forever
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Beyond expectations
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a short's world after all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOW jumps 300 points on hopes that we'll turn those machines back on
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a four-part bond deal for later Monday because why spend your billions of cash when you can spend someone else's?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta's CEO says "I'm a leader. I'll forgo all of my base salary for 6 months during this time of trouble." BTW, his 2019 base was 5.5% of total compensation. "Did I forget to mention that part? Silly me. Was that wrong?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microsoft kills earnings, makes a virus its beeotch
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market may not reflect reality
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flailing On Road in Debt
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Do you live or work in Chatham or Clarke counties in GA, or any of these other 22 identified potential hotspots in eight states that are lifting restrictions? The AI says you're boned
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil tanker go boom. Oil prices go down
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Consumer sentiment seen stabilizing at the end of April. We said consumer (singular) not consumers (plural) because there is only one person buying things at this point
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing says the return of their 737 Max will be delayed until late summer or early fall, whenever that is
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Those negative oil prices are a feature, not a bug
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Tens of Thousands dead and Millions unemployed. Dow Jones: 6k point recovery. Oil prices invert. Dow Jones: ZOMG Sell all the things
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emblem of every wrong with the economy calls something else the emblem of every wrong with the economy
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's going to take some pretty serious magic to get Disney's parks open before January
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(Optimist Capital)
 
 
 
How the early innings of World War II align with the current market situation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stocks falling almost as fast as oil prices
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Well, that's a look at the weather. And now for this awesome drum solo"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler (R-eprehensible): Objections to my blatant insider trading are ooga-booga socialism
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goodyear rolls out suspension of dividend, other cost cutting measures
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'll panic when we're buying that cauliflower pizza crust
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth won't seek federal aid because of the virus - it's still printing money faster than the Fed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When even Jim Cramer says the stock market rallying while 16M jobs are lost is "messed up", it's really farking messed up
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Have overdraft fees with your bank or owe a debt collector money? Don't get too excited about your stimulus check
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cramer's gonna Cramer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the Federal Reserve says that quarantining is a really inefficient way to handle Covid-19. That's right, the guys who print money out of thin air are giving medical advice. This timeline sucks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks haven't seen their 'absolute bottom' yet says the billionaire guy in the space station from "Contact"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, the economy's closed for the next year and a half. Banker out front shoulda told ya
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Main street is hurting but the 1% have been nicely bailed out already, as intended
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