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Wed August 05, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold is, well, gold
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ford's CEO crashes out
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move over, OANN. Fox News, WSJ, NY Post are taking a step to the right
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Durable-goods orders surge 7.3% in June as everybody got out and bought something
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly initial jobless claims blow past estimates 1.416m vs 1.3m estimate
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Stock market headed for a new high"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Walmart partners with Yahoo Mail for online grocery program." Enjoy your spam, ordered or not
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The maker of remdesivir says it can reduce death but you're going to have to confirm our claim. Anyway, here's another price increase
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unemployed to earn $600 less weekly
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart just announced it's getting into health insurance. You will never see an orderly waiting room or non-mouthbreathing nurse again
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Boeing Stock Buyers Are Too Optimistic." Is that even possible or is some analyst troll-dividing by zero?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi will no longer exist, says Coca Cola. Vegetables will no longer exist, says meat industry. My head will emerge from its butt
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Asia's richest man joins Legion of Doom
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reminisce about the first 100 coronavirus deaths and survivors with this hot list of the 100 best and worst pandemic stonks
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's shrinking even faster than its user base is aging
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
YOLO
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dave Portnoy: Warren Buffett is an idiot. Daytrading is the easiest game I ever played. Warren Buffett: What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my money counters
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASDAQ 100 erases all losses from coronavirus pandemic, so we're all good now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nearly 25% of Americans have no emergency savings. Good thing rioting, a pandemic, and global economic implosion isn't an "emergency"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great. Now they're carding infants and toddlers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart targets the secondhand clothing market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Electric's stock surges after it sells its lighting business. Let that sink in
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't work for a living says the quiet part out loud regarding American workers... *checks notes* Sorry, I meant "human capital stock"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nothing flies like a Deere. Wait, what?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
38. MILLION. Unemployed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear America, I'm a billionaire who has lost $7.6B because of Covid-19. For my sake, can you please get outside and die a bit so we can have herd immunity and I can get my money back? Love, Your Friend
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow up 840 points, or 3.5%, on news that coronavirus will not impact the wealthy
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The cat picture alone should convince you that this wonderful stock market will not last forever
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOW jumps 300 points on hopes that we'll turn those machines back on
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a four-part bond deal for later Monday because why spend your billions of cash when you can spend someone else's?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta's CEO says "I'm a leader. I'll forgo all of my base salary for 6 months during this time of trouble." BTW, his 2019 base was 5.5% of total compensation. "Did I forget to mention that part? Silly me. Was that wrong?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market may not reflect reality
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flailing On Road in Debt
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Do you live or work in Chatham or Clarke counties in GA, or any of these other 22 identified potential hotspots in eight states that are lifting restrictions? The AI says you're boned
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil tanker go boom. Oil prices go down
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Consumer sentiment seen stabilizing at the end of April. We said consumer (singular) not consumers (plural) because there is only one person buying things at this point
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing says the return of their 737 Max will be delayed until late summer or early fall, whenever that is
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emblem of every wrong with the economy calls something else the emblem of every wrong with the economy
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's going to take some pretty serious magic to get Disney's parks open before January
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stocks falling almost as fast as oil prices
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Well, that's a look at the weather. And now for this awesome drum solo"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goodyear rolls out suspension of dividend, other cost cutting measures
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'll panic when we're buying that cauliflower pizza crust
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When even Jim Cramer says the stock market rallying while 16M jobs are lost is "messed up", it's really farking messed up
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Have overdraft fees with your bank or owe a debt collector money? Don't get too excited about your stimulus check
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the Federal Reserve says that quarantining is a really inefficient way to handle Covid-19. That's right, the guys who print money out of thin air are giving medical advice. This timeline sucks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks haven't seen their 'absolute bottom' yet says the billionaire guy in the space station from "Contact"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, the economy's closed for the next year and a half. Banker out front shoulda told ya
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