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Wed August 12, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Who knew you can store your teen daughter inside a safe beside the guns?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Behind on your rent? Guess I'll just have to remove all the windows and doors of your home
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Think about what you would do If a liquor store owner offered you a free face mask. Now click the link to compare and contrast
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Mon August 10, 2020
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Rolld ice cream shop gets, well, rolled. Oh the irony
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza place owners put up a sign saying it was a douche move for the bar and grille next door to install a fence because pizza customers can no longer enjoy the ocean view on a summer's eve
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(And those shoes)
 
 
 
Men have every right to carry a purse and not be discriminated against for doing so. But could you at least accessorize so it clashes with your outfit a bit less? Sheesh
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
County employee suspended for putting garage door opener in his vehicle
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Questions began emerging on why the Canadian Governor General spent $250,000 on questionable expenses like a staircase and a dedicated cat door. When asked for comment, the Governor General replied, "Guaaaharheedaa" before throwing cats at reporters
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
California restaurant sets up "Patio Bubbles" for people who want a horrendous outdoor dining experience. Pic ITFA for your pleasure
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anyone want to play Zeld@ Ocarina of Time Quest, the most obvious name rip-off in history?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The eight-door Checker station wagon - a 'no quibble' solution for your quiverfull
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign claims their volunteers are knocking on more than 1 million doors per week. The Biden campaign says they are not willing to risk volunteers or voter's lives during a pandemic, so they're knocking on zero
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Tue August 04, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
DoorDash driver caught on police dashcam actually Driving While Black. Didn't realize her Dunkin' Donuts delivery could be misinterpreted as mockery by law enforcement community
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Expensive Indoor Farming pioneered in the Garden State
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Sat August 01, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Aug. 16, Snow and her daughter, Jennifer Clark, stole a cart full of food from ACME Market on East Avenue in Akron. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, Snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls.'
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB votes to close barn door
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Wed July 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
How "compromised" has Dr. Birx's authority become? Gov. Bill Lee of Tennessee rejects her urgent warning that TN must close bars and limit indoor restaurant dining to prevent catastrophe WHILE SHE IS STANDING NEXT TO HIM at a joint press confernce
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Mon July 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was thirteen when a bloodied, beaten man fighting for our Civil Rights showed up at our doorstep for refuge. That man was John Lewis"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
US Navy taking hard look at firefighting. Something about a horse and a barn door comes to mind
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Sun July 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So about the whole "outdoor dining" thing in NYC
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
ComicCon@Home wraps up with a Will Eisner talk, NASA talking about Perseverance, and Nathan Fillion, Joss Whedon, Alan Tudyk, Gina Torres, Mekia Cox, Molly Quinn, Seamus Dever, and Jon Huertas talking about Nathan Fillion. Fun starts @ 1 PM ET
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Saturday at ComicCon@Home: A double dose of Keanu Reeves with Bill & Ted and Constantine panels. Guillermo del Toro on his monsters. The purely fantastical as NASA will discuss their returning humans to the Moon by 2024. This and more @ 1 PM ET
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Fri July 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-Semitic and homophobic booklets posted through residents' doors in Bristol. Degree of difficulty: England, not Tennessee
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian streamer heckled by Jeckle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci kicks this year out the coronavirus door, says just forget anything being normal in 2020, best case scenario we can talk about normality is in 2021
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1901, short story writer O. Henry was presented the choice between two doors, one of which would lead from prison
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron, Lagertha, Jack Kirby, Batman, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Madalorian's gadgets. All these panels and more at today's ComicCon@Home. The fun starts @ 1pm ET/10am PT
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out having an outdoor convention in Florida in August during a pandemic wasn't a great idea
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: CEO arrested. Still not news: For fraud. Somewhat newsier: Arrested again. Holy Fark: For his part in a $3.7 billion scheme, causing the company to close its doors
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Lock the door against the COVID hordes (among other unwanted distractions), sit down, and geek out. The all virtual Comic-Con 2020 starts @ 3:00pm PDT
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Marijuana could help treat sickle cell anemia, make you happy, feel good about yourself
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Tue July 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yes, we can hear you now. And we heard that, too
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tested positive for COVID and won't self quarantine? How about some house arrest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Desperate UK residents increasingly falling for 130 year old scam
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite government reporting, the data suggests that Covid-19 infections in kids and teens is on the rise. Hopefully, there's no activity in their future which puts them together in close indoor quarters
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Please put some clothes on before you answer the door. This is real life, is not a 1970s sex comedy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
"I thought if I hoarded all the good names that would keep someone else who might be a pain in the neck from getting them"
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you think the shelves in your grocery store are beginning to look a little sparse again, well, you're right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police urge people in isolation to 'put some clothes on' when answering door
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Feral peacock incites greatest Nextdoor battle since that time those jerk neighbors of yours started putting their recycling in your bins
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Well this shouldn't rustle any jimmies at all
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Arkansas police officer who told a colleague he would "shoot through the door" any protesters who came to his home has been charged with ... killing a fellow officer who knocked on his door
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tin foil. It's not just for wrapping your head anymore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My coworker and I work in radiology and she isn't taking the whole coronavirus thing seriously. Should I go to our manager with my concerns?
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards
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Mon July 13, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Casino bans indoor smoking over coronavirus risks. Burning up your savings playing slots is still OK
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've ever had the thought, "The only thing that would make this Hallmark Christmas movie better would be a nice bottle of Hallmark wine" ... there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek help immediately
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Covid-19 isn't going away any time soon
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman proves outdoor dining isn't always a safe option
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Rainmaker, or the King of Darkness; who will walk away with the trophy and a double-title shot against Tetsuya Naito? LIVE from Osaka-Jo Hall, NEW JAPAN CUP 2020: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Restaurant patrons forced to eat outdoors due to pandemic suddenly experience end of "Ratatouille"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bear attacks man inside his own home after unlocking front door. Still unclear why the man was in the bear's home to begin with
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC Jacksonville convention might be held outdoors, as hurricane force winds should in theory disperse coronavirus
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A 9,400-square-foot home in Durham, NC is now for sale for only $1.9 million. It includes a chef-style kitchen, lovely outdoor spaces with a swimming pool, faulty staircase that will kill your unwanted spouse
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Wed July 08, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Why is nobody using our new video doorbell? Oh yeah, that makes sense"
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gary Larson debuts first new comics in 25 years. Meanwhile, Midvale School for the Gifted door still does not push open
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Usually, a door does not become part of the flight control surfaces on a light aircraft. Usually. Skip to 3:45 for the pucker factor nine action
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lufthansa: Thanks for the bail-out. Oh, BTW, we're gonna need 20% of management to not let the door hit you in the backside on your way to the unemployment office. Yeahhhh, that'd be super
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell has coPies of JEffrey EpsTein sex tAPes, says Ex-friend
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Attack of the corona potatoes
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, this guy builds a little indoor food smoker and he's an "inventive cook". I smoke the entire inside of the house and I'm an "idiot who wandered away from the stove"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A breakthrough in 'spintronics' could boost high speed data tech, political BS
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Kounty Kommissioner Kathleen has an issue with one member's Zoom background during virtual meetings. Guess what it is and which member
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Tue June 30, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the pandemic is but a distant memory, our homes will be bigger, have more outdoor social spaces, and tiny quarantine rooms in the attic next to the fire stairs
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, indoor dining at restaurants is now off the menu indefinitely
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When shade-tree mechanicing goes wrong
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Fri June 26, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops install donated storm door for 98-year-old WWII vet after his previous door glass was shattered. Come for warmth of selfless deed; stay for vet's freaky girlfriend
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Mon June 22, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Knock. "Abracadabra!" ::Swoosh::
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Sun June 21, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Remember kids, it's only legal to pepper spray a crowd if you are a cop, not if you are an average citizen denied entry to a bar
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Thu June 18, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Aunt Jemima? Gone. Uncle Ben? Fired. Ms. Butterworth? Headed out the door. Guy on the Cream of Wheat package? Wait, you couldn't even be bothered to give him a NAME?
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zoom shuts the bomb bay doors
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Strippers in Rhode Island don't want to work on outdoor stages. Probably so they don't end up in a 'Horrible TiKi torch accident' headline
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Enter through the back door, tap three times on the pipe, and ask for Father Louie. Tell them God sent you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious"
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kazuchika Okada finally get revenge on Gedo for his betrayal? Will "Blue Justice" be rendered unto Minoru Suzuki? Is the only American in this year's tournament Boned, Soldier? NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 continues @ 6AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Production on Dances With Smurfs II: The Wrath of Azrael resumes filming in New Zealand after Coronavirus restrictions are lifted
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Shut the front door, no way
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado be mauled by the "Stone Pitbull"? Can Yota Tsuji pull off an upset over Togi Makabe? Hey, look, it's Honma. The 1st Round of NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 finally begins @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rancor erupts in news room. *SPOILER ALERT* Hopefully there's a skull lying around to activate the door switch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nonessential businesses in the UK opened for the first time in three months, and as these photos show, shoppers were eager to get inside Primark, spend their money, and start the second wave of Coronavirus
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Sun June 14, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Early test results show few Minnesota protesters caught COVID-19, which lines up with previous data suggesting that transmission primarily occurs indoors
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
According to the incident report, police with a no-knock warrant using a battering ram on your door = no forced entry
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas District Judge candidate eggs Texas Judge's Lexus SUV in his driveway to protest an "unconstitutional" stay at home order. Goes to the door, hugs the Judge and tries to give him $20. Then it gets weird
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another mysterious radio burst that has been repeating every 157 days. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone using a defective microwave next door like the last time
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Scientists have discovered new evidence for active volcanism next door to some of the most densely populated areas of Europe." Maybe Giant Meteor better get its act together
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
25,000 stores are predicted to shut their doors this year as viral goes retail
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Open the pod door HAL. I need to file my TPS report
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Some Sci-fi Guy)
 
 
 
The oldest independent science fiction bookstore in America has been disintegrated
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In other killer cop news US Court of Appeals rules cops don't automatically get protected from lawsuit when they shoot and kill guy in his own apartment
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Kettling (n): a law enforcement tactic to corral protestors in a small area, ostensibly for crowd control but also useful when you want to terrorize some kids (tag for DC residents like Rahul Dubey, who sheltered dozens in his home overnight)
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(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
The very dictionary definition of slow news
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Sun May 31, 2020
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden's "you ain't Black" gaffe opened the door for the Trump campaign to make in-roads with African-American voters. Trump's "Twitter thumbs" last night slammed that door back shut
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor believes Gov Northam is a very naughty boy, and isn't afraid to tell it. On the sign outside his church
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the ice cream man. New shelter-in-place coolness: the Margarita Man
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Sock designed to look like you're wearing sandals - so us middle-aged gents can express our summer fashion sense (or lack thereof) indoors
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
With indoor tennis banned, creative club owner converts entire parking lot into outdoor courts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lockdown being lifted? How to get your doggo ready for the return of alone time
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A crescent moon on my outhouse door? What's all this about?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man, in the foyer, with the handgun
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis starts program of community outreach after the death of George Floyd. Just kidding, they're tear gassing the protesters and shooting them with beanbags
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store
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(CarBuzz)
 
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Baby bears are into luxury German sedans
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Christian teacher charged with soliciting male prostitute after claiming black men kidnapped him. Fred Garvin shocked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if NYSE floor brokers take public transportation to the trading floor
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York launches "Closing The Barn Door After The Horses Got Out" loan program aimed at small businesses that had enough cash on hand to get through the past ten weeks
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged after runaway toddler seen on highway. That's no laughing matter, you gotta chain those suckers down or someone could get hurt
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Top 7 sites that will deliver alcohol to your doorstep or server room
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Grubhub, Uber Eats, and DoorDash are choking out independent restaurants like a virus
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
15 ways to keep your indoor cat happy so you'll both live longer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Glassdoor shatters
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
"In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Players at risk of taking blame if baseball season called off. This is not a repeat from 1994
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots in agriculture. Isn't this the plot to the movie "Runaway"?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I moved in with his mom and siblings after she lost her job and couldn't pay rent. None of the interior doors has a lock, as it is an old house. I wear $200 bras for my back; his mom is stealing them to wear. How can I stop this?"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Doordash charges $16 for a $24 pizza, so the pizzeria bought its own pizzas and made money
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Burr attempts to light a match on his way out the shiatshow door
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Bet the driver wishes this business had opened its doors sooner! Subby works for this Fire Department
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Step into this time machine and travel back to the magic that was the 1989 shopping mall. Come for the big hair, stay for the smoking indoors
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'What started with a couple of beautiful peacocks many years ago has turned into a flock of at least 50 large birds that rule Hillside Terrace in Brandon. They're loud. Very loud. And messy. Very messy.'
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Appliance delivery driver records as HOA president blocks in his vehicle and demands to know what he's doing and who gave him the gate code. Guess their skin colors
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Wed May 13, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Come on man, what are you thinking?" Sheriff Judd said. "Were your three brain cells in overload? Why don't you just let it go? Get you a bottle of liquor, go back to the house, have you a drink. But no, they had to have a kerfuffle right there"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pro sports can resume on May 16. Pro sports to be suspended May 30
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Tue May 12, 2020
(10daily)
 
 
 
Queensland restaurant owner uses his heads to create the illusion of a busy establishment
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
500 young Navy recruits have been holed up in a closed indoor waterpark resort. This is not the plot of a wacky comedy that was in heavy rotation on HBO in the 80s
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rob Liefield is doing everything he can to make sure he's not invited to work on Deadpool 3
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two sons, 8 and 10, are good, healthy eaters; they are food adventurous, enjoy veggies, eating everything we do. My in-laws live next door and give my kids kid food like nuggets instead of salmon when my boys want salmon. I'm outraged. What do?"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
News: One of the two Starbucks across the street from each other that inspired a Lewis Black rant has closed. Not News: The other Starbucks is still open. Fark: As is the Starbucks inside the Barnes & Noble next door
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"They got 5 pounds of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a pound of M&M's and two pounds of Sour Patch Kids and two bags of potato chips... two beers and two Diet Cokes and about 20 Zyrtecs." Sounds like quite the bear party
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Door-to-door testing can tell us a lot about how COVID-19 has spread, help lizard people to monitor the human population
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(Decider)
 
 
 
While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
AOC in AC is A-OK by me
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not news: Jeep Wrangler tips over while off-roading. New hotness: Jeep Wrangler tips over during indoor instrumented crash testing
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Thu May 07, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Monkey breaks into ATM in Delhi and trashes it. Probably because they refused to serve him pastrami on rye
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Commander's Palace now shipping delicious meals nationwide
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
OK Farkers, time to show off
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, magical adventures edition
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Which foods make you the most nostalgic? LGT fat subby's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare WaPo Fark-ready headline: The urgent quest for a coronavirus treatment involves door-to-door blood collection and a llama
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Arkansas to host first socially distanced live U.S. concert after COVID-19, so get your tickets now for Jim-Jones-a-palooza
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's an essential tip for our essential workers: How to stop your glasses from fogging up while wearing your face mask
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman feeds stray cat that shows up on her doorstep. Stray cat then calls her wee nursing kittens out from under the house to meet the woman who saved them all. Now they're all one big happy family
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual doorway detail
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Carrot the cat comes to Caturday
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Fri May 01, 2020
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
♪♫ Leopard in the bathroom please talk free, the door is locked just you and me ♫♪
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A security researcher shares what he has learned about Xiaomi's Android phones: "It's a backdoor with phone functionality"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
"BAH GAWD KING, it's Chris Berman with a STEEL CHAIR to Scott Van Pelt's head"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Britney Spears burns down her home gym, claims it was candles. Subby assumed it was from wearing corduroy while using the treadmill
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Did you know there were over 150 strikes since late March in the United States, mostly direct worker reaction to being underpaid and unprotected from coronavirus? No? Funny about that
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Crossbow-wielding man confronts visitor with ax to grind; quarrel ensues
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lithuanian capital of Vilnius turns entire city into one vast "open-air cafe" so bar and restaurant owners can put their tables outdoors and still observe social distancing rules
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is giving ANOTHER nepotistic job to his wife? That's it. I'm never voting for him to be mayor again. Narrator: He's term limited
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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
We might disagree with the "not in need of medical attention" comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Guinness Brewery based in the US now donating 500 loaves of 'Brewers Bread' to the local food bank in Baltimore every week. Much better than Drew's towels
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for three suspects after shooting in Midvale. Huh, and I thought all the schools were closed
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While white people waving Confederate flags protesting stay-at-home orders are free to block ambulances, black people get riot police called on them for having an outdoor birthday party for a 1 year old
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Honey get the door, Buddy & Barley are here. Yes they do have beer, don't forget the treats honey
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid, they got a million toys at Toys "R" Us that I can play with, unless the landlord changes door locks and seizes all the stock ♫ ♬
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mike Vrabel denies that somebody was caught pooping at his house via a mirror on national TV. Okay, makes sense and we'll buy that somebody would shut the door. Still doesn't explain what else was going on there during the draft
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Terrestrial insects are declining, aquatic insects are increasing, and the wasp outside your front door is still waiting for you
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No matter what you think of your elected officials, remember that they're just like us. They put their pants on one leg at a time and keep women locked in their basements just like you
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Eddie Van Halen drove an assault vehicle to the house where Limp Bizkit was rehearsing. "That asshole answered the door. I put my gun to that stupid f**king red hat of his, and I said, 'Where's my shiat, motherf**ker?' Good times
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So Monty Hall opens a door, revealing a goat, and a lively discussion breaks out on Fark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Between the virus spreading and oil collapsing, Russia cuts rates to try and grease the wheels
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, Scott Baio sure has gone back in time and let himself go
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China undisappears journalist who got too close to the truth in Wuhan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's in love with the cheap grape
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A couple wanted to support a local business. They find a place called "Pasqually's Pizza & Wings" on Grubhub and decide to order. Guess which chain's pizza shows up at the door
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a pizza place charges $3.00 for delivery, would you reduce your tip to the driver?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google's head of quantum computing resigns, or maybe he didn't. Nobody's opened his office door yet
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda's 'In the Heights' movie transfers from the express train opening in June 2020 date to the local June 2021 date. Stand clear of the closing doors
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Tue April 21, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
ER doctor self-isolates in his kids' treehouse, With pic of pretty cool treehouse
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Maybe you should ask the crackhead what he wants the knives for before driving him to a dollar store to buy knives
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not happy about the recent twist in Westworld? Don't feel too bad, because neither is Ed Harris. (Spoilers, of course.)
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Fri April 17, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Neighbor helps himself to midnight snack from the outdoor garbage can. Is caught on camera
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Thu April 16, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Eat this sh*t. It's healthy for you, man
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ma'am angry after handyman leaves his big van near her window (damn), says it ruined her evening plan and he should carry the can. Sure, Jan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, Nintendo Switches are sold out across the US
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I see dead acting careers coming back to life
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford is *BZZZT* testing distancing *BZZZT* wristbands that *BZZZT* when workers *BZZZT* get too *BZZZT* close
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Three dumb men / Three dumb men / See how they run / See how they run / They all broke through the apartment door / The owner shot at them as they dodged and bled / Did you ever see such a sight in your life / As three dumb men?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Come on knock on her door. Suzanne Somers is waiting for you with sex tips for self-isolation that may surprise you. I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Are all you indoor types ready for a pandemic summer?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Family without enough face masks denied entry to community storm shelter as tornado was bearing down
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This week's Cabinet of Curiosities
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We are all going through a tough time right now being socially isolated during this uncertain time, but honking your horn like a jackass and ending up in your underwear on someone else's roof isn't going to make those zoom hangouts any more bearable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chevrolet issues a recall for the Bolt because if you roll down the windows the door could open. Bolt owners thought that was a feature
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chevrolet issues a recall for the Bolt because if you roll down the windows the door could open. Bolt owners thought that was a feature
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Wholesale supply chain Restaurant Depot has opened their doors to the public. Come for the TP, stay for the Bubble Gum Flavored Sno-Cone syrup
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