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| Wed February 01, 2023 |
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This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge
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Okay, Tennessee, you're tops in the country in gun thefts, 40th in health care, and front page news is the brutal murder of a citizen by police. What's the first bill in your new Congress?
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Seasoned political observers say that Trump might have had a chance in 2020 if his campaign had had more fiscal discipline and not burned through their huge war chest so early so this time if they can just- nope it's already too late for that
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Many GOP congressmen are not clever men. Maxine Waters however, is an extremely clever woman. So, it was a REALLY bad idea for Rep. Nick Longworthy to have her as a witness in his "hearing" to denounce "socialism" in the US
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RNC: So, for 2024, what we're planning is to completely embrace the strategy that led to our complete rout in 2022. We're just going to do it harder this time
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Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' "
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| Tue January 31, 2023 |
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Welcome to Molossia, the kooky micronation in the Nevada desert that has its own dictator, cookie dough cash and strict walrus ban. Probably has a walrus ban because of rowdy bucket-throwing ones back in the day (possible nsfw content on page)
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And I don't know where I'm going, I just want to be left alone. Well, when this train ends I'll try again, but I'm leaving my 7pm ET MSNBC thread at home
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Oh please, oh please, oh please
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Ever wanted to see Mike Lindell inside a claw machine? You're in luck
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Kimmel: "Seeing Trump return to the campaign trail is just sad. Like when Jordan went to play for the Wizards." A Grand Wizard, if you will
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TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version
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Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it
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Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations
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Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu
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| Tue January 17, 2023 |
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It's The Daily Show with Trevo― oh, wait, he retired. It's The Daily Show with Leslie Jones. Bet she lasts three days. 11 ㏘ EST on Comedy Central
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Y'all thought this was over? It ain't over
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According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis won't run for president, also reasons why he shouldn't
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"A spectacular visual turducken of stupid" describes: A) Donald Trump's latest post on Truth Social, B) The latest Mindy Kaling reboot of a beloved cartoon, or C) Craig Ferguson's new syndicated late night show
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US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
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God Emperor Donnieboy goes off on evangelical leaders for forgetting that he is the Second Coming of Christ
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New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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TFG goes godfather on DeSantis
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| Fri January 06, 2023 |
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Clown's clout craters
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Simspons writer once again reminds conspiracy theorists that the show did not, in fact, predict 9/11
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Trump call logs may log trouble
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A look at how the GOP enabled the January 6 terrorists
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Jack Smith adds two more prosecutors to the team, investigation is expanding, but surely this means nothing and ain't nothing gonna happen
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A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know
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It's not like the whole LIV Golf thing could get any uglier right? RIGHT?
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| Sat December 31, 2022 |
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OK, I get that you're trying to overthrow the government for me and will likely face jail time while I get away scot-free, but would it hurt you to dress up a little bit while you're throwing your lives away?
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The political winners and losers **cough red wave cough** of the year
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The GOP lost its message pre- and post-Trump
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You see, Republicans have no problem with voter fraud as long as you vote Republican
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This article is like a Who's Who of idiots, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, buggerers, bank robbers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, and Methodists
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Don Jr. to J6 : Whew, boy, things were so hectic after the election, who can say where that quarter-billion dollars we fleece-er raised from our supporters went?
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| Mon December 19, 2022 |
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In this universe, criminal charges against Trump won't hurt him, because his supporters aren't paying any attention to what's happening
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I dumbly watched and recorded our discharge from the 7pm ET MSNBC thread. Paperwork, it seemed, was one of those Protic attractors that remained common and unchanged across all cosmi. Rachel Maddow starts an hour early to dissect the J6 hearing
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GOP Rep-elect George Santos is either a huge liar or was sent back in time to stop Richard Nixon's head and the upcoming robot uprising
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Trump's hold on the GOP is weakening, says nervous outgoing Republican senator for the seventeenth time
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Trump didn't put the GOP in the crazy room, it's taken decades to get the straight jacket on
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Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required
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TFG has a staffer whose job is to ride around course in a golf cart with him, downloading and printing positive press coverage to read to him while he "campaigns"
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We've already hit the "dump" phase of the Trump digital trading card pump and dump scheme
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The Trumpjugend are showing some signs of moving toward a new Führer, despite DeSantisjugend not having quite the same ring to it
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| Wed December 14, 2022 |
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Jurors in the Trump Organization criminal trial describe what happened during deliberations and how they reached a verdict and, well, let's just say the Trump Org lawyers had all the quality and skill you'd expect from someone representing Trump
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He's going to roll around in radioactive waste, isn't he?
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Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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Republicans declare "total war" on democrats during private gala that's gone public
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida
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Let's go back to 2018 and take a look at what Fintan O'Toole, one of Ireland's brightest minds, had to say about the trial runs for fascism
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Mitch McConnell goes Kentucky Rambo on Trump
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"You think I don't know how farking old I am?"
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If Alaskan lawmaker becomes member of, donates money to Oath Keepers, does that violate state constitution making him ineligible to hold elected office? Let's find out
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