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| Fri July 23, 2021 |
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Nigel Farage claws for relevance (possible nsfw content on page)
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Well, I guess now we know why the Trump administration screwed up the response to the Covid-19 pandemic so badly. They went to Jared
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A man walks down the street, it's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around. Doesn't speak the language, he holds no currency. He is a foreign man in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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Herschel Walker repeatedly threatened to murder his ex-wife. Really, more of a resumé for Cabinet Secretary after the Trump restoration than Senator
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Super cute how whatshisface thought that calling General Milley names would phase him in the slightest
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You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump has no intention of doing anything with all the money he's grifted -- er, raised -- from his supporters except keep it all for himself
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"'Deadly serious': Pelosi goes to war with GOP over Jan. 6" Huh, apparently inciting a deadly mob who defiled her office and tried to kidnap her or even worse, kinda pissed her off or something. Geez, women are SO emotional
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Liz Cheney has angered his Orangeness. He's looking for people to primary her
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Cue Nelson Muntz
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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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18-year-old enters a photo at the local county fair. Her composition of a burning Trump sign wins a blue ribbon. Naturally, the local Republicans had a problem with this. Spiffy tag for her not backing down
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Oathkeeper who pled guilty in court this afternoon is also cooperating with feds and explaining the conspiracy to transport firearms to DC. Those poor bastards that didn't want to talk are gonna be in a world of hurt
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Whether those recently leaked "Kremlin documents" are real, fake, or "real fakes," the story they tell is 100% true and verifiable: Russia DID try to get Trump elected because he's unstable and incompetent, and his presidency WAS bad for America
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Worried girl. Shaves her legs. Creams her arms and she creams her chest. Worried girl plug your brow until it's sore Drop the blood on the floor. Shower scenes and stupid magazines spread a social disease. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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Section 230 just sounds so darn sinister, doesn't it?
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She loved long walks on the beach, Donald Trump and conspiracy theories
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WE GOT HIM
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A bunch of Trump supporters want to ban the fake Covid vaccine. They're all wearing white coats so you know that means we should listen to them
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Coup coup for insurrection
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"Hey, what time tomorrow do we try to prep bozo for the debate?" .. "Noon." .. "How about if we tell Rudy it's at 1 pm?" .. "I'll tell him it's at 2"
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Alex Jones now financially supported by former crack addict
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| Mon July 19, 2021 |
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Inside the Trump Organization it is okay to admit mistakes as long as you maintain Donald Trump did nothing wrong
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Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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MSNBC has better coverage than Fox News. FARK: According to Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon
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Trump changes his rhetoric on vaccines and justifies his followers being skeptical of them because if the election was stolen, how could they trust the Biden Administration
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They aren't avoiding the vaccine because of lies spread online, they're spreading lies online to hide the real reasons they are avoiding the vaccine
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Trump is handing out copies of his newest book to journalists. 1,000 Accomplishments Of President Donald J Trump. Also owns what was once the largest pane in the world
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When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined
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If only they had some way to ask a sample of people and extrapolate an answer from that
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Lauren Boebert compares herself to Moses, overlooking the more apt comparison of Jezebel
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Evangelicals cite the Bible to oppose gays and abortion, but where in the Bible does it say to "reject the foreigner, build a wall and own private artillery?"
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| Fri July 16, 2021 |
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Prosecutors want Calamari, subby prefers Linguine
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Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar
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As always, excessive bleach and Oxi-Clean are being used
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One Democrat donated to GOP Sen. Richard Burr's legal defense fund and you already know who it is
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99.9 Fahrenheit degrees. Stable now, with rising possibilities. It could be normal but it isn't quite, could make you want to stay awake at night in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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MÃGÃ por los idiotas
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The behavior and likely court-based sanction of Big Lie lawyers will force the profession "to confront itself and make decisions about who we want to be, ... which may be uncomfortable", says lawyer who apparently has never met other lawyers
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Tickets for the Has-Been/Never-Was MAGA tour are selling at a snail's pace
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Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise"
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The trees left alone, the trees left alone, hi-ho the derry-o, the trees left alone
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The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats
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This is my rifle / this is my gun / this one's for fighting / and this one got caught by a zipper while I was in the bathroom
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| Thu July 15, 2021 |
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At least the bribery isn't subtle
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Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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You saw sagacious Solomon. You know what came of him. To him, complexities seemed plain. He cursed the hour that gave birth to him and saw that everything was vain. How fortunate the man with none. How fortunate the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Yes
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Schadenfreude, meet Donald. Donald, meet schadenfreude
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Lindsey Graham vows to go to war to protect and defend the principles of... checks notes... Chik-fil-A. Still doesn't care about Jan 6
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Joe Exotic to be re-sentenced for trying to kill that farking Carole Baskin
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The Simpsons have done it again, this time depicting Richard Branson floating in space in a 2014 episode
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I'm Eric keeps counting those potatoes
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The 2024 Republican Presidential nominee, Ron DeSantis
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Leaked Kremlin docs seem to confirm Putin's plan to get Donnie elected. "There is a brief psychological assessment of Trump, who is described as an 'impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual who suffers from an inferiority complex'"
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How dumb is Tiffany Trump? She actually believes her dad would...or even could pay for her "international spectacle" of a wedding
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Megyn Kelly is dead, wrong about January 6
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Military top brass were preparing for ways to stop a Trump coup attempt
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| Tue July 13, 2021 |
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Unlikely: banker convicted of bribery. Obvious: he used other rich people's money
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Article:"Will the Democrats still lose the midterm elections if the GOP runs on a 'Our Deadly Riot Was Good' platform?". Subby: *Takes a look at the average American voter* "Yeah, that's entirely possible"
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Michael Wolff on why President Trump gave him access to write his book:"The fact that he was talking to me might only reasonably be explained by his absolute belief that his voice alone has reality-altering powers"
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Live by the Qult, die by the Qult: Oklahoma Senate candidate discovers that Qanons support is fickle
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After cowering in the White House bunker, Twitler wanted whoever leaked that info executed for treason. Asinine and Scary tags still hiding underground, Amusing tag first in the sun
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Twitter verifies at least six fake accounts including cat. "The cat could not be reached for comment to defend himself". Presumably, the comment would be "meow meow meow meow meow meow"
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Pastor: America is 245 years old this year, so that means God is going to overthrow Biden and make Donald Trump our President, once again
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Step right up folks, and place your bets: who'll be the first oh-so-original Farker to post aintnothingonnahappen.gif?
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Nothing is more embarrassing to Trump than his most ardent supporters
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White House to vaccine fearmongers: "Fark off. Then keep farking off. Fark off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You can't fark off past here.' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep farking off forever"
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Today's masterful performance by the Kraken crew-just the opening show of a North American tour
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| Mon July 12, 2021 |
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Gallagher raises $625,000 as Senate speculation rumors swirl. That's a lot of watermelons
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Trump Org tries to close the barn door after the horse gets arrested
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Before they opposed CRT conservatives opposed sex ed, for the same reasons
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It's the damndest thing but now that it has reached the "Sanctions" stage, none of the six lawyers involved in the "Kraken" lawsuit in Michigan, including Sidney Powell, and Lin Wood, apparently wrote the initial complaint, or barely even read it
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I am not a racist. All my friends are. PWNING the LIBS
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Far-right protestors of Rep. Katie Porter (D-Orange County CA) start fist fight at her family-friendly town hall
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Slate interviews an editor who works in the world of "conservative book publishing," and he looks and sounds pretty much exactly like you'd expect him to. Oh, and bonus idiocy: He considers himself a "Libertarian"
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Trump demanding his flying monkeys embrace the righteousness of the 1/6 insurrection
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Plotting to overthrow the lawfully elected government of the United States. Seems like there should be a law against that
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It's spelled "Ashli Babbit" but it is pronounced "Horst Wessel"
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Family secrets are at the heart of the Trump Organization indictments
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Trump finally admits he lies about polling numbers
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| Sat July 10, 2021 |
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Californians respond to South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's dis of their state: "South Dakota is so small, it'd be the No. 11 job market in California"
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People who LOOOVE the Bible and think it's perfect and inerrant, who want to be more faithful to it, keep editing it and changing it to suit their needs and political convience, it turns out. אין חרא
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Men who support Trump really want to know why women won't date them
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There's telling supporters to not believe the polls, then there's outright refusal to accept reality in any way, shape, or form
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Not explained in the story is how this lady found a purse no one would steal
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How DID so many Americans fall for conspiracies that insult reality itself? To find out, you need to understand why Tucker Carlson loves UFOs
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Cocaine is a helluva drug, eh, Junior?
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Two Trump EPA appointees defrauded agency of $130K; only the finest people
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| Thu July 08, 2021 |
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Sometimes watch you walk the street at midnight. Sometimes I can feel you in the air. Looking good, knew you would. All the time I understood. Everybody seems to look your way now. Feeling right it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Pence supposedly forgot the line was "thank you sir may I have another" when Trump threw a newspaper at him
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Indicted Trump organization CFO Allen Weisselberg is fired as a director of Trump's Aberdeenshire golf course, because, if there is one thing the Trump family won't tolerate, it's a dishones--yeah, no can't finish that with a straight face
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Goodbye America, it was fun while it lasted
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Michael Avenatti to just do it in prison for 2.5 years
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Come, let us visit the make believe world of Republican-land
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Democrats announce that they intend to avoid "a circus" as they move forward with the January 6 committee. Their intentions to avoid carnivals, spectacles, hippodromes, dumpster fires, or cluster farks still unclear
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Do Republicans really believe in what they're shoveling? And is it worse if they do or they don't?
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GOP gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin (Gilead-Virginia): "I can't share the full extent of my antiabortion views, I need those independent votes"
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Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget
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Just a little follow up from that "Trump praised Hitler for doing lots of good things" story you saw yesterday: He did it on the same trip to Europe where he disparaged U.S. troops killed in World War II as "losers"
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Mother claims her first grader has OCD from CRT, starts a GoFundMe for $5,000
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"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Marjorie Failure Greene says something rational
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In which we learn that "class action lawsuit" nonsense was intended to distract from Trump's Bedminister golf club settling with NJ ABC over liquor license violations that led to a fatal DUI crash, including a $400K fine they have to pay in installments
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"Has Brad (Parscale) actually ever done anything right?" said Trump to his aides. Ah yes. Only the best people
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| Wed July 07, 2021 |
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Trump, who claims ignorance of tax laws involved in current indictments, said this in 2015: "Nobody knows the tax code better than I do... I'm like a student of the tax code. I know more about taxes than any human being that God ever created"
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Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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Who said: "Hitler did a lot of good things"? A) Former MLB owner Marge Schott? B) White Nationalist Leader Richard Spencer? C) the 45th President of the United States in the Oval office? D) all of the above
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"Will she roll on anybody?" asked the completely innocent former president
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Law and order president breaks law
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Mo Brooks: "You can't name me in a civil suit. I'm a federal official"
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Boys and 65-year-old friends of the p*ssy grabber will be boys
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Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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The 1/6 terror attack was more damaging to the US than the 9/11 terror attack
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McCarthy will be selecting as many as five Republicans to serve as speed bumps on the Capitol riot panel
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Michael Flynn would like you to know that video of his family reciting the QAnon oath was merely a coincidence since their family motto is identical, and the one person who didn't take it was his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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"This world is run by gangsters," he said. Subby says, "In truth, when has that ever not been the case? Some of them are just more civilized and visionary than others"
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45** was a big fan of trains running on time
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Mo Brooks (R-Id10T). I didn't do it and and anyway Trump made me do it. And even if I did not turn in my answers on time, I should not have to face any consequences
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Right wing media outlets are conspiring to cover up the January 6 terror attack on the Capitol
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| Thu July 01, 2021 |
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Well Trump, I do not know who shot Ashli Babbitt, but I do know who caused her death
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Hair throws Tortoise to wolves
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In a new book it's claimed that Trump never went upstairs to the second floor. Find out why he confined himself and the other odd changes he made during his time in office
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Read the 15-count indictment against Trump Organization, CFO
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What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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YouGov poll of US yahoos suggests Republicans don't accept the existence of systemic racism, because legal systems and policies have never been influenced by individuals' biases or prejudices
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Trump said, 'yeah, okay' and hung up the phone when his health secretary warned him about the coronavirus in January 2020. In 2021 we recommend using this strategy against any/all plague rats in your life
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The Hungarian Hangover now admits that the NSA caught him talking to foreign intelligence and/or transnational organized criminals
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Frankie Pentangelli surrenders to the Manhattan DA
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A likkered-up Bill Gates at a "gentlemen's club" then naked and bouncing and frolicking at his pool party with the strippers? Welcome to Fark, your window into the how the other half lives... wait this was 30 years ago?
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January 6th Select Committee is a go
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How Trump's going to not be indicted, this time
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"Do you know how stupid this makes [Pence] look?" Dear God, Subby hopes this is a rhetorical question
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Trump won't cancel FL rally and keep the state focus on the Surfside building disaster, because those 150+ very-crushed-to-death-people are like 3 WHOLE HOURS away from Sarasota
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Rain fell like bullets on the DC pavement. I pulled my horned helmet low, face paint running red, white and blue as it drained into the gutter, where this whole country is. I was on a case, sent by someone known only as Q. Only I could stop the steal
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| Mon June 21, 2021 |
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Trump Organization sues NYC over contracts canceled by city following 1/6 US Capitol insurrection led by Trump, minions. "You do that, and you lose the privilege of doing business with the City of New York. It's as simple as that"
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Political merch sales may be headed for a crash post-Trump. Giant stack of "build the wall" bumper stickers shockingly not selling anymore
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Calamari may be fried
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How a Neanderthal sports lout became the archetype of the modern Republican Party member
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Welp, there's one person Republicans love paying welfare to
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Out of hundreds of local candidates running in tomorrow's NYC primaries, the only one who has accepted an endorsement from Donald Trump was convicted of DWI, admitted to having a secret second family, and has only spent $113 on his campaign
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Good thing Trump supporters don't buy books, otherwise this deluge of insanity like "Frankly, We Did Win the Election" and "Rigged" could spark more terror attacks
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"If you're aiding and abetting terrorists by your actions in the Capitol, whether it was back on January 6th or with your votes today, you don't deserve to be a member of Congress"
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Now there's a double-bill for the ages
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Former guy had brilliant plan to deal with those infected with Covid: Ship them to Guantanamo
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Trump's lawyers can't find jobs
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A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters
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"The Leaker" was Tucker Carlson all along
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| Fri June 18, 2021 |
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In which Mike Pence, a Conservative Christian, is referred to as "stabbing Trump in the back and taking his coins like Judas," by Conservative Christians. By that same analogy, Trump is equal to Jesus Christ to these people
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Central Florida sex trafficking investigation gaetzing bigger
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A thoroughly indexed and cross-linked deep dive into how one rectally-inserted Klan hood rules 'Murica, or at least half of it
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Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground in your 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread
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Member of the press accuses the press of sniffing its own farts. Admires how delicate and refined his own are
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Rep. Andrew Clyde, meanwhile, was "screaming like a banshee" as the mob raided Congress. Clyde was also caught on camera desperately trying to barricade a door to the House gallery
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"Alito was pissed"
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Ms FAFO is still dividing Americans
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Might want to sit down for this shocker: a lot of the "concerned parents" Fox News has had on to talk about how much "CRT" has hurt their precious snowflakes are Republican activists, including a Trump advisor billed simply as a "Little League parent"
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Idiot says idiot things to idiot at idiot network
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Does anyone want to let 2017 Hannity know what 2021 Hannity is up to?
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| Thu June 17, 2021 |
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Florida wackos accept challenge, show Texas it can't be No. 50 for long
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How conservatives pick democracy's pocket. With cool TED talk video
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I told you about the walrus and me, man. You know we're as close as can be, man. Well here's another clue for you all. The walrus was your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah. Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah
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Remember that woman who decided to throw away her news reporter career to advertise her big bombshell of a exposé she gave Project Veritas? No? Well that's because it was weaker than a wet fart, even for Project Veritas
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Faux News has spent more than twice as much airtime covering the NJ school district that dropped names of holidays from its school calendar as the DOJ spying on Democrats
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Hours after admitting to Hannity that he lost the election, Zaphod Cheetobrox announces his first rally since the insurrection
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Seeing Biden meeting with Putin appears to be the thing that finally got through to Trump that he is no longer the President
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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TikTok's owner is doing the HappyDance
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Biden apologizes for being wise
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DOJ drops lawsuit and criminal investigation into John Bolton, as displeasing Lord Trump is not a crime....anymore
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