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| Fri July 13, 2018 |
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One hundred people fall sick in salmonella outbreak connected to recalled Honey Smacks. Well it does have a frog on the front of the box
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Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are the two biggest examples of radical incompetents rising to political prominence and bad hair being socially acceptable
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Well, since the Trump Tower meeting was about abortions, then this is clearly a coincidence
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Strzok's testimony was a trap to make the GOP look bad
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When you've lost the London Evening Standard
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Donald Trump tells Theresa May that US-UK relations remind him of his childhood education
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About the only thing that would have a prayer of saving Theresa May's political career now would be if she were attacked by someone so universally loathed that the attack caused the British people to rally to her defense - That's your cue, Donald
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Trump picks another know-nothing, this time to run NASA. So, another Trump crony running an agency that Trump will immediately try to make money off of. Hopefully, he can also get Larry, Curly and also Shemp
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The NRA was boosted by a mystery firm that might have resulted in a massive campaign law violation
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Pack your bags, looks like we're going to Tehran
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And the big Trump baby is outside Parliament. As is that giant balloon
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Trump might be relying on a Nixon style pardon as a last ditch hail mary pass, but it won't save him from Canadian money-laundering charges
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How can Trump offend the Queen? Let us count the ways
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Trump says he's open to calling off joint military exercises against nation headed by corrupt dictator. This is not a repeat of last month
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Chris Wallace promises a no holds barred interview with Putin on Monday. Subby predicts Putin won't even give him the courtesy of a reacharound
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| Thu July 12, 2018 |
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I detect an air of defiance from the Scots
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Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse
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Strzok's testimony almost leads to a committee fist fight, DOJ to AT&T: GFY, Stormy's free, and Manafort's mugshot is out. It feels like the storm clouds are breaking and yet we remain. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, bell rings at 8 PM EDT
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Trump says he got a 'very nice note' from Lil Kim. Also, a letter from Publishers Clearing House says he might already be a winner
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Steve Bannon, inspiration to creeps everywhere, invites a bunch of dumb dumbs who think Trump is a good idea to MoronCon in London
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Clothes, charges against Stormy Daniels dropped
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Hate crimes are up 66% in Sacramento County since 2014, ranging from death threats written in crayon to lard-covered Korans mailed from Texas. Look, all I'm saying is, these aren't bright people
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Trump wants to #MAGA by giving Air Force One a new paint job, bigger beds, and the right to use the McDonald's drive through
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Kim Jong is Lucy, Donald Trump is Charlie Brown, and the football is US Korean war dead
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Trump: "What good is NATO?" Sen. Mark Warner: "NATO is the reason that summit you're at isn't being conducted in Russian." Oh, snapski
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Pew just polled Americans to see whom they consider the greatest president of their lifetime. Oh... he's gonna HATE this
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Ivanka and Jared's neighbors hold silent protest with signs saying 'Love thy neighbor', 'Tell daddy, enough!' and 'Reunited'
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Trump is gaslighting soybean farmers
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Trump declares victory over NATO
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| Wed July 11, 2018 |
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"George Lopez gives Trump's Hollywood star the golden shower treatment"
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Stop me if you've heard this one before - Trump's pick has no experience in what he's being nominated for, but did represent a Russian bank
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Pastor and Trump advisor knows as much about Jesus as you'd expect
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When you've lost the largest newspaper in Utah
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What the NY Magazine got right and wrong about its grand roll-up of Trump's 30+ years of Russia connections. TLDR: Mostly right, some wandering into right field, and all of the relationships in one place
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Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did
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And now even Cohen's lawyer is throwing around the "I" word
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Trump WH plans to fund immigrant detention camps by pulling funding from AIDS treatment and research
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Matt Drudge is terrified of Sacha Baron Cohen's return, warns that "he's at it again"
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So aside from being loyal allies, creating jobs for American workers, helping to guarantee global freedom and security, and coming to our aid after 9/11, what have those European freeloaders ever done for the U.S.?
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There is no liberal case for Kavanaugh
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Trudeau to Trump: Blow me
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Republic's on fire, yo
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Emin Agalarov, the Russian pop star that acted as a go between for the Kremlin and the Trump campaign, keeps telling Mueller to piss off
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| Tue July 10, 2018 |
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Nothing to see here, just Donald Trump talking up energy firms that are secretly held by former Putin advisors (who often act as strawmen for Pooty-Poot himself). Be patriotic, comrades - buy Russian
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Happy Independence Day, Michael Cohen
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Sen. Jon Tester protected from Russian forces as Green Party candidate booted from November election. Suck it, Putin
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Preview of the Trumper tantrum expected when Hurricane Don blows into the NATO summit this month
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"Mike Pence is no fan of the LGBTQ+ community, and we're no fan of his. So we're throwing The Mike Pence Sausage Fest across the street at Barney Allis Plaza starting at 11am. Stop by and get a free hot dog while we have them"
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We are through the looking glass. Alan Dershowitz unhinges his mouth from Trump long enough to criticize Trump Supreme Court Nominee
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EU President Tusk reminds Donald Trump that Europe is a better ally to U.S. than Russia will ever be. Sure, that may be. But does Europe have a pee tape?
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It's the battle of the blimps, with £35k raised for a Baby Khan balloon in retaliation for Baby Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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According to these economists you're a liberal if you don't eat at Arby's or Applebee's. According to everyone else that just makes you alive and breathing
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Giuliani still on payroll of Ukrainian politician with ties to Russia and Paul Manafort because nothing matters anymore
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Democracy dies in Darkness, satire is beyond us
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-24 to Sat 2018-06-30: Yellow cards matter, Origins of those chocolate coins discovered, and gin vs vodka
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Trump Administration: We'd like to unilaterally throw out the 20-year old Flores Settlement and just start keeping kids locked up for more than 20 days-you know, to keep families together. Federal Judge: How about "hell no"?
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Santorum blasts Trump for bowing to Washington elite. Heh...'Santorum blasts'
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Kavanaugh: I'm flattered to be nominated to SCOTUS. By the way, Donald Trump is 6' 3" tall and weighs 239 lbs
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Brett Kavanaugh proved why he doesn't belong on the Supreme Court thirty seconds into his masturbatory thanks-Trump speech
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| Mon July 09, 2018 |
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New York Times admits it has a little problem with Alan Dershowitz stories, but it can quit any time
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"Kim Jong Un 'really fleeced' Trump in nuclear talks," says noted liberal pundit Max Boot
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Sure the $200,000 "initiation fee" to Join Mar-a-Lago or Trump International is a little steep, but what other golf club membership also includes a free tour of Air Force One ?
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Trump lashes out and calls NY Times story fake. Then proceeds to confirm it
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And I'm Eric cost the State Department £10,000 to play golf in Scotland
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Another GOP Politician is found to be profiting handsomely off the mass detention of immigrants at the border. This time it's IL. Gov Bruce Rauner who owns companies that have contracts with ICE to provide medical services at detention centers
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"You owe me one trillion dollars"
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Sen. Kennedy (R-epugnant): "I told them sumbiatches whatfore" At press time, Sen. Kennedy is still waiting for the check to clear
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Recent arguments over civility show US tends to treat conservative anger as something to be analyzed, understood, even empathized with, while liberal anger is greeted with stern lectures about proper behavior
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Your paranoid alcoholic uncle warns US "on the cusp of losing the American constitutional republic forever". Excuse me, did I say your paranoid alcoholic uncle? I meant former CIA director John Brennan
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That moment when your former attorney is spotted moshing and playing air guitar at a Copstabber concert. (With pics)
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"Being a loud-mouthed c*nt in the ghetto you would think someone would have shot this biatch (Maxine Waters) by now." Not the best phrasing, Deputy District Attorney
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"While it may have been a one-off by an inordinately upset punter, the episode seemed to encapsulate the, well, shiatshow, that is the Tim Hortons brand at the moment"
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Having resolved all issues environmental, racial, and health oriented, Pennsylvania resolves to become more outstanding by naming Harley-Davidson the state motorcycle because nothing says PA like slashed workforces, labor strikes, and lower quality
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Rudy Guiliani: well OF COURSE we're trying to keep Mueller from being able to interview Gen. Kelly, do you have any IDEA of how screwed we'd be if HE started talking....wait am I saying this out loud or in my head?
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The Trump baby blimp is set for a world tour
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Hey, where did the center go?
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What if Trump has been a Russian asset since 1987?
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Huh, and I thought he smelled like cheeseburgers and Cheeto dust
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Hope Hicks doesn't want to go to jail
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"Americans don't hate the rich, as they imagine they could become the rich. They don't want high taxes as they think they could become rich and won't want to pay them. But what they dream of is an increasingly unbelievable fantasy"
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Giuliani: here, let me help you make your obstruction case, Mr. Mueller
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| Sat July 07, 2018 |
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Trump outsourcing production of American flags for 2020 campaign to China
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Vinyl sales are up almost 20% for the first six months of this year, now to a grand total of almost 8 million - equivalent to a single Michael Jackson album in 1984
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Leopard comes for face of Trump-supporting minister, muffled cries of "this is fine" heard coming from leopard's mouth
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Manafort's lawyers move for change of venue away from DC, suggest Moscow
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Team Deplorable Community Action Center, meant to sell Trump merchandise and be a safe space for Trump supporters, closes after two days of negative press and zero cash flow. How deplorable
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Evangelicals believe Trump is preparing the world for a 'soul harvest'. Because that doesn't sound ominous at all, right?
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1) No 2) Nope 3) Really? 4) Are you serious? 5) Oh God I hope he doesn't 6) Yeah Right 7) No way 8) Not a chance in Hell 9) No 10) Not unless she likes junk food & 11) I doubt it
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Giuliani: "Trump will never sit down with Mueller for an interview unless Mueller has evidence of a crime committed." Uh, Mueller, mind crossing that line? You know, for America?
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Paul Ryan's top aide wrestles with his conscience, turns against Jim Jordan
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| Fri July 06, 2018 |
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Let's flash back to the start of the year, when the National Review tried desperately to sell Scott Pruitt as serious about running the EPA: "He's the last thing the Left expects to see in a Trump appointee: principled"
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The inner Joe Paterno of Jim Jordan keeps growing with a fifth new allegation. It's super hot in California. It's another FHF. Let us just dance and drink here at your MSNBC thread. Dancing starts now, the party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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A fifth wrestler has just plowed into the tower of credibility that once was Jim Jordan
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No matter how far he tries to separate himself from his companies or how much disinterest he shows in his own profits, Donald Trump just can't stop making money off China. See, this is what happens when you elect a great businessman as president
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Nearly all of the donations made by the Trump Foundation in Palm Beach County went to charities that booked galas at Mar-a-Lago, but it's not quid pro quo because reasons
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Will America witness the end of democracy? Will Europe save our bacon? Will even more Republican Senators commit treason in the open? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Big Orange plans on avoiding Big Ben
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DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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Fox Business correspondent: Trump is complaining about anonymous sources? He's been one of mine for years
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Trump: NFL ratings are down bigly. Narrator: They're not
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Red Hen reopens for business after the Sanders kerfuffle
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"After all I did for him, he won't even give me a stupid pardon. People suck"
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Maria Bartiromo's embarrassing interview with Donald Trump. Is there any other kind?
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EPA employees chanting boo-uit after Scott steps down
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Ooh piece of candy... Ooh piece of candy... Ooh piece of candy. Hey, wait a minute, this is the unemployment office
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The few, the humiliated, the guys who weren't really important and maybe fetched the coffee: these are the Cabinet Trumpers
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Da Covfefe Show
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With love, from the Madman Across the Water
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You'll never guess what seaside resort is looking to hire more foreign workers on H-2 visas
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| Thu July 05, 2018 |
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Someone has been paying SEO marketers in India and Thailand to publish articles distancing Trump from various Russian criminals. No clue who would do something like that
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What happens when you try out Trump's exercise plan? You write painful opinion pieces for the Guardian
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When a cynical political strategy meets a cynical voter base they make whatever the opposite of magic is
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Pruitt resigns, Former FOX exec takes over as WH communications director and the short list for SCOTUS is at three. It's time to drink and learn stuff from the MSNBC Prime Time block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Ranchers in the Northwest get in line with those Missouri factory workers to see the amazing face-eating leopard
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Trump administration pledges to reunite more children with their parents than the total number they originally claimed had been separated. You can't explain that
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So long and thanks for all the dead fish
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In response to deep-right trolling, here are liberal letters from the Second Civil War: "My Dearest Love, I was captured at the battle of Starbucks and have been forced to watch the Dukes of Hazzard for what feels like eternity"
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México implementa aranceles de represalia sobre los productos agrícolas de los Estados Unidos
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Black female leaders send a letter to Chuck and Nancy pointing out THEY are the reason Doug Jones has a "senator" in front of his name, and that they are VERY displeased at the Dem leader's failure to "protect" Maxine Waters from unfair attacks
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"I support the leopard 100%. In fact, I'd like to shake that leopard's paw. He's doing a great job." He said as the leopard prepared to eat his face
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Trump's trade war could affect Moog synthesizers, forcing them to lay off workers, move factory overseas. Cue sad keyboard sound effect
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Ever wonder what would happen if Fox News discovered a video of Andy Dick sexually assaulting Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel's show?
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As we enter the "screaming at clouds" phase of the Trump presidency, he tweets that immigrants should get off his lawn
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"Trump has said his announcement will be Monday, but aides wouldn't be surprised if he jumped the gun and appeared with his [SCOTUS] nominee in the next few days"
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"Oh, so you're my son's mistress. It's nice to meet you. Let me introduce you to my former mistress and now First Lady"
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Democracy is leavin' the USA
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America is going down the wrong path. Trump is just the final stage of a process that began with the Vietnam War and Watergate lies. What needs to change to get us back to the basic civic values?
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| Wed July 04, 2018 |
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Sure, threaten OPEC. That will surely end well
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On July the 4th, two Republican senators are 1) Grilling hotdogs 2) Celebrating Independence Day or 3) In Russia, meeting with Sergey Lavrov
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Michael Avenatti announces his candidacy for president
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Trumpistan's snowflake ambassador to Canada whines that life in Ottawa "hasn't been easy," boycotts embassy July 4th party. Womp womp, eh
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Francis Scott Key famously wrote 'The Star Spangled Banner' after watching the bombardment of Fort McHenry. Meanwhile, I get distracted from writing by internet cat videos. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bombs bursting edition
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Pruitt can't even lie properly
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Get ready for an oil crash (possible nsfw content on page)
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If you must ask comrade, you already know the answer. Here, have nice cup of specialty tea
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ICE to people detained under Donald Trump's 'zero tolerance' program who want their children back:"Take your child and go back where you came from. Or leave your child here. Whatever. But leave"
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There are only two things Donald Trump can't stand in this world: People determined to resolve trade issues, and the Dutch
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When things go full Mad Max, the exchange rate will be roughly one pack of Jim Bakker coffee to one brand new car
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Pruitt: Put me in, coach, put me in. That KKKeebler elf nobody doesn't know what he's good for
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What type? I meant to do that
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| Tue July 03, 2018 |
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Trump calls it "A disgrace" that the NSA realized recently they'd collected data on 685 million phone calls and texts that they weren't authorized to intercept
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The 4th of July concert from the US Capitol will feature a Motown group, a Latina Broadway star, a Grammy winning gospel singer, and the Beach Boys. The White House 4th of July concert will feature a pianist named Lola Astanova
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Well, I suppose we are about to find out if corporations really DO run America or not
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Thanksgiving, 1985. Donald Trump announces project so spectacular that no one would ever forget him. It fails miserably. I wonder whatever happened to that guy
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After discovering an "Impeach 45" t-shirt for sale on Walmart's website, Trump supporters are vowing to boycott the store - meaning most of them will be dead from starvation within about two weeks or so
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Customers are so unhappy with Harley Davidson shifting European market motorcycle production to Europe that they stopped buying American market bikes last year
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Rhode Island Democratic Party endorses an alt-right Trumper pretending to be a democrat because a progressive tattled on them about their drinking habits in the statehouse
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Pundits debate whether "vote for Democrats even though we don't really need you, you deplorable horrible no-good racist white cis-monsters" has been an effective strategy
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Seriously. Is Tom Arnold going to be the one that saves us?
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Go fark yourself, Anthony Kennedy
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Mike Pence's home state is making Ecstasy great again
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If you had Scott Pruitt as the next Trump official to flee a restaurant after being confronted, claim your prize
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| Mon July 02, 2018 |
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There are a whole bunch of TrumpFürher's relatives in this neck of the woods. Since we're talking his ancestral village of Kallstadt, Germany: idontknowher.gif
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What symbolizes the best and worst of America, according to Americans? Oddly, poll does not appear to include Glittery Crying Eagles as an option
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Trump refuses to lower flags for slain journalists. How's the civility going?
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John Oliver will not be broken by the Trump administration and expects us all to resist and fight
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Americans aren't concerned with the upcoming Trump appointment to the Supreme Court because it's just one of 19 judges and they will all be replaced next election anyway
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Comey: NRA sells fear
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Disgraced GOP finance chair to stop paying hush money to woman he didn't have sex with
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Trump's tariffs are slammed by the US Chamber of Commerce
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"Liberal media" indeed: Melania Trump earned between $100,000 and $1 million for royalties for use of photos of the first family which were bought by media outlets with the stipulation that they could be used in "positive stories only"
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Today in "the media catches up with Fark's pol tab", Manafort handler and indicted Oligarch, Konstantin Kilimnik, played a much larger role in being Trump's handler during the campaign
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He never would have been charged if Hillary had won. Checksmix, Liebruls
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I'm Eric rushes oncoming traffic to flag down an ambulance to help an ailing woman. That's actually quite decent of him
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President Trump scores huge success in getting an Asian company to accept $4.5 billion from America for no real reason whatsoever
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Confused about what Trump's Space Force would actually be? No worries, let some of his supporters explain it to you. Pew pew pew
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According to NPR, 2018 is the anus of women, or something
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The Trump administration fires back at claims that they are kidnapping migrant children by demanding that parents pay a ransom for the return of those children
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Old Democratic leaders look to head off youthful revolt by touting accomplishments like..."fighting." They've been "fighting" for years, so don't worry about the accomplishments right now, they're not important in leadership
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Mueller likely has NRA's IRS tax filings and secret donor lists
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Senator Duckworth says that Americans hate good healthcare, good education, and taxing the wealthy
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Michael Cohen has become Michael Corleone
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This economic expansion will last forever. This is not a repeat from 1987, 1999, or 2007
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And here's Trump threatening violence against Democratic protesters
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| Sun July 01, 2018 |
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Drugs shaped like Donald Trump's head seized - described as low quality, hard to swallow
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Manchurian President Donald Trump wants to Finlandize the United States by giving Russia whatever it wants
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Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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Is Trump really winning? Short answer is No. Long answer is Nooooooooooooooo. Check the numbers. He's done-zee. Over and done-zee. Say bye bye Presidency, hello Prisoncy
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During her visit to one of the concentration camps, Melania Trump asked the interned children if they had started to make friends with one another
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"I'm from South Dakota, and I come from a ranching family and we have fencing to keep cattle and horses in that's better than the fencing that we have on the border," whines Tomi Lahren
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CSB Sunday Morning: How my family got here
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The tech workers are revolting
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The horror of border separation as described by children who had to live it
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Liberal malcontent Al Sharpton says that he tried discussing racial issues with Trump, but the conversations were painful, and they made him uncomfortable. Just kidding, GOP Senator Tim Scott said that. But he still has hope that Trump will change
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West Point military academy gets its first black superintendent in the school's 216-year history
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Russian collusion scandal breaking. No, the other one
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Keep Families Together march organizers: Okay, people, we need to stay focused on the issue today so that-- oh, for fark's sake. Will you drum circle hippies and union hacks kindly knock it the fark off for five minutes?
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Maxine "Omar" Waters responds to those sending her death threats: "All I have to say is this, if you shoot me you better shoot straight, there's nothing like a wounded animal"
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This is exactly what you mustn't say on a first date, assuming you want a second date. What have you said that's ruined a date before it began?
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Trump: "And these are the ones - you get rid of ICE, you're going to have a country that you're going to be afraid to walk out of your house." And other stupid things were said
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| Fri June 29, 2018 |
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Judge orders Trump's voter fraud commission to turn over documents to Maine Secretary of State Matt Dunlap for some reason
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And just when you were thinking the Trump campaign had only sold out America to Russia, China, Israel, Saudi Arabia, various 'stans, the dancing guy on the corner of Fifth and Main with that sign, and the Moon Nazis, here comes the UAE
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Obama says stop moping and start voting. Justice Kennedy stepping down may not quite be what it seems. Trump wants to change asylum rules. Ohio GOP want teachers to "out" transgender students to parents. FHF to you. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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The words "Hey lady, your dog just took a shiat all over the carpet" is not something you want to hear while waiting in an airport. The dog owner didn't like it either
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If they mean giving our enemies everything they want for nothing in return, I think we can all say Mission Accomplished, November 8, 2016
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Fox News regular quits over immigration coverage, will instead spend more time driving nails into puppies, or whatever they do on the off season over there
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"The Collapse of the Never Trump Conservatives"
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The America we all thought we knew is dead and gone
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It's both funny and sad that Michael Cohen sees his next big role as America's savior, and that he might just be right
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New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing
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Canada to U.S.: Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry. *snarls, tears off shirt, tosses grizzly bear*
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Trump's top economic adviser Larry Kudlow has gone from fudging the facts and spinning the numbers to outright lying about them: " the deficit,.. is coming down,..And it's coming down rapidly." CBO: the deficit has increased by $97 billion this year
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Bill Maher interview where he gives opinions on Chris Hardwick, Jordan Peterson, Trump, Roseanne, etc. the only person he refuses to discuss? John Oliver
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Jon Stewart has a message for Trump, though the rest of the Green Lantern Corps remains neutral
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If Trump were to go back to reality TV after his presidency is over, would you watch it?
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| Thu June 28, 2018 |
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Psychiatrists ask their professional association to lift the ban on diagnosing public figures. No reason. Just seems like a good idea
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Trumpophobic? Homophobic? Or just plain hilarious? You be the decider
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The State Department earlier this week: Zero Iranian oil on the market in November. The State Department today: Eh, sure, why not. Subby guesses that check cleared
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Nigel Farage goes full fanboy by dying his hair blonde, like Trump's. Now plans on growing little one-inch mustache like his second favorite leader
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Mueller wants to know what was in those big giant bags marked with $$$ signs that were handed to Trump by Russian oligarchs at inauguration party
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Louie Gohmert (R-Pyle), generally acknowledged as a leading contender for the title "dumbest man in Congress," tries to "trap" Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein at a Congressional hearing today. That... goes about exactly as well as you'd expect
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Melania arrives at child detention center jacket-less. I repeat, jacket-less
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Will people ever learn that their racist social media posts will never truly die and always come back to haunt them?
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Face-eating leopard to people having their face eaten by leopards: "Leopards will not eat your face." The aristocrats
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Guess who said it: "NATO is as bad as NAFTA"
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I need suggestions on subwoofers. DIT
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Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope
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Paulie "Walnuts" Manafort got a $10M loan from Russian sugardaddy oligarch, Oleg Deripeska. The loan helped trigger the search warrant of Manafort's Virginia home in July 2017, according to recently unsealed court documents. Bob's comin', Donnie
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Along with their horrible ruling on unions the swing vote Supreme Court Justice decides in the middle of a contentious midterm election season to retire. Goddamnit. Your MSNBC thread may start at 8 p.m. ET, but heavy drinking starts now
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SCOTUS: We must consider comments made by bureaucrats when rendering decisions. Also SCOTUS: We mustn't consider comments made by the president when rendering decisions
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Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien videoconference to discuss Trump, and it's funnier that you'd suspect but not for the reasons you'd suspect. Bonus: Conan logs in from the shower
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"Wisconsin needs a governor who says Donald Trump is a dangerous idiot on every issue from immigration to trade policy"
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Melania Trump plans another passive-aggressive road trip
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CNN takes a break from decrying the lack of civility to interview Corey Lewandowski, who immediately berates anchor for asking him a question
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Young voters, women determined to "Berniefy" the party, have it stand for rolling back Trump tax cuts, free college for all, Medicare for all, in essence, a transformation of the United States into full-blown European-style welfare state
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So the masterminds in the Trump media gang think putting a Playboy model on the cover of a magazine will stop an investigation
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Voters believe Trump's lies
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Man arrested for throwing a metaphor for Vietnam-era Donald Trump at Red Hen restaurant
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Ever want to touch a naked woman who once had Donald Trump inside her? Stormy Daniels is touring strip clubs
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Begun the uncivil war in America has
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Civility is dead, welcome to the summer of rage
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Remember how Trump said North Korea was going to denuclearize and everything was fine? Well they apparently changed their minds and are making 'rapid' upgrades to nuclear reactor instead
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*smoke bomb*
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CNN complains about a lack of civility despite having several pro-Trump commentators on their payroll
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Judge that once mused about Mueller's Manafort case in a way that made Trump say, what a great judge. Well, now judge rules that Mueller/Manafort case is just fine and whatever happens to Trump is OK with judge. Still your favorite judge, Donnie?
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Federal judge to Trump: Knock off your shiat
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Is it ethical to shun Trumpatistas? If you know the rule for question headlines, the answer will surprise you
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| Tue June 26, 2018 |
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Trump insists that the big takeaway from Democratic Socialists of America candidate defeating Democrat Joe Crowley in their primary is that Crowley should have been nicer to The Donald
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Trumpistan's retreat from the Human Rights Council has prompted China and Russia to gut human rights efforts worldwide
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Dear press, it's time to stop normalizing relations with The Trump White House
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Russian pop star who helped arrange July 2016 Trump Tower meeting has a music video saying Trump has betrayed his Russian friends who have a video of him with sex workers in a Moscow hotel room
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Under Trump's current immigration rules many people living here now would have been deported, including Melania Trump
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Who knew a city that was the cause of the most destructive race riots in modern times could be so racist?
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Next stop on the Lindsay Lohan Trainwreck Express is . . . um . . . oh. You don't say. Well, uh. Good for her
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While the Republicans continue their Hispanic Outreach Program of Kages for Kids(tm), the Democrats have been quietly building a base of ex-military to run for office
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Yesterday there was a conference call for Congressmen to talk to HHS about reuniting immigrant kids, but HHS gave out a non-working phone number. But, yeah, they'll have those 2500 kids with their parents in no time
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Trump finally unveils his comprehensive immigration plan. It reads, in full: "No"
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White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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It makes it easier when the crabs you catch are already half-battered, tempura style
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DO NOT CONGR-- you know what, fark it
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Mueller: Damn the derpedos. Full steam ahead. We'll be in Washington by Labor Day
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200 Police Support Units, a fleet of bomb-proof Cadillacs, dozens of Secret Service agents and 10,000 local LEO's prepare for Trump's visit to the very dangerous country of....England?
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Hunter S. Thompson foresaw the rise of Trump's Deplorables 50 years ago, and it might well have driven him crazy. Crazy as a fox
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While Nancy and Chuck are clutching their pearls and reaching for their smelling salts, Rep. Maxine Waters responds to criticism of her remarks by reading a list of all the times Trump has called on his supporters to do violence to his opponents
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Paul Ryan has stumbled upon the perfect alibi to explain to voters why they aren't seeing any of the promised benefits from the Tax bill: Well, the bill WOULD HAVE worked, if it weren't for Trump's meddling tariffs
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Despite the fact that Trump and members of his administration said his policy was intended to ban Muslims from coming to the U.S., the Supreme Court says the policy used to do so is typical government policy, not an expression of his racism
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Londoners to do the tube strike boogie while His Orangeness visits next month
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the country that separated me from my family and wants to get rid of me
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What's the weirdest food mashup you've ever created? Was it good?
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All aboard the bondage boat. 'Come' aboard the world's biggest bondage and fetish boat orgy where hundreds of leather lovers romp the night away in Germany (NSFW)
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Sarah Sanders: "Just because you don't see a judge doesn't mean you aren't receiving due process"
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"This is what my six year-old and I endured in family detention. My son remembers it for what it was: a prison"
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Just in case you didn't think that abducting children from their parents wasn't evil enough, leaked video shows detention facility staff telling the children in Spanish that speaking to reporters will negatively affect their cases
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Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass
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Look, if you're going to be upset at the Red Hen Restaurant for not serving Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at least keep your Yelp reviews and death threats inside the US. She did not go into Canada. Besides, Canada wouldn't take her
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There's nothing wrong with treating an asshole like an asshole. It's not what they believe, it's what they do
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Yes. Yes they are
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Cryin' Chuck Schumer of the failing Democrat Party, admonishes Maxine Waters for advocating confrontation of members of the Trump Administration
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Not the Onion: Facebook wants to spy on you by hiding secret inaudible messages in TV ads that force your phone to record your private conversations
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WaPo: Be polite to fascists. Counterpoint: My fascism-enabling friends, this is only the beginning
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| Mon June 25, 2018 |
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At least Russell Crowe won't have to lose any weight for this role
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Study claims that children today have more willpower than those who grew up in the 1960s because technology has made them smarter. Which certainly explains why obesity rates are up
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The Architect must be drunk again
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The VA GOP, the same people that recently chose a neo-confederate white supremacist to be their candidate for the US Senate, sends out a tweet attacking the "intolerant left" and asking its supporters to boycott the Red Hen restuarant
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David Lynch thinks Donald Trump might "go down as one of the greatest Presidents in history." He's always had a gift for the surreal
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Trump's net approval drops to -14% after putting kids in cages. 41% still deplorable
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The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid
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If there's anyone who knows about dirty restaurants, it's Mr. "accumulation of black/green mold-like substance in the ice machine". Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Get ready for whataboutisms, crocodile tears about fairness and petty grumblings on Liberal sensibilities. Gird your liver, this is YOUR WH Press briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ haha nowhere near 1530 EDT)
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Donald complains that while Evangelical Christians support his decision to move the US Embassy to Jerusalem, some other people aren't so happy
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And here's the president making a veiled threat to a sitting member of Congress that the Red Hatters are sure to carry out
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John Oliver scolds cable news for their coverage of concentration camps and blasts Trump, "the abusive father America will be talking about in therapy for the next 40 years"
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Mueller has all of Evil Prince's electronics. Man, his next album is going to be LIT
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Stocks tumble as Trump opens his mouth
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James Woods suggests conservatives arm themselves for upcoming 'life-or-death' war with liberals. Sadly, this is not a metaphor
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Trump: We'll put tariffs on EU steel. EU: We'll put tariffs on US Harleys. Harley-Davidson: Cool, we'll just build our bikes outside the US
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If you're going to endorse a Neo-Nazi right wing politician on Twitter, make sure you tag him and not an 18 year-old with 111 followers, because everyone is going to point out how the teen is more qualified. Tough lesson learned for Donald Trump
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When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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And here's Don Jr. proving once again that being tone-deaf runs in the family
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"Trump was defeated this week by the two things he hates most: immigrants and the media"
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Trump's trade war is bankrupting his allies
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"A 20-foot-tall inflatable orange baby with the face of President Donald Trump could float over Britain's parliament next month... to coincide with Trump's first visit to the U.K. since taking office"
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US tells last of Arab Spring rebels "You're on your own"
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"I really care" jackets selling like crazy with profits going to help refugees
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After restaurant denied Sarah Huckabee Sanders service, Melania Trump really does care if she will also be shunned. Do U?
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Overheard at Martha's Vineyard: the Ranking Member (D) of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence said "If you think you've seen wild stuff so far, buckle up. It's going to be a wild couple of months"
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Trump makes a major immigration policy announcement
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Carrie Fisher had affairs with David Bowie and Freddie Mercury when she was 17. Looks like they got away with it
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#Restaurants4Sarah
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| Sat June 23, 2018 |
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Trump unleashes tirade against "Wacky Jacky" and Pocahontas
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Ow, my face
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HA HA Oh wow
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They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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"No sideshow is complete without Ann Coulter biting the head off a chicken"
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Tom Arnold's CNN interview is quite the mindfark
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New poll shows Trumpers are America's most farked up humans, most likely to be OK with death camps, and sadly, most likely to point and laugh when children die
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The tackiest man alive takes it up a notch
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Man looking to get a smart haircut gets dumb and dumber haircut instead, changes his name to Lloyd
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Newly released video of YouTuber's final moments before his pregnant girlfriend fatally shot him in stunt shows that they should have read more books instead of using one as body armor
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The mystery of Schrödinger's Coat
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YouTube takes aim at Patreon
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Next phase: After demonizing your victims, deny compassion, sympathy, concern to victims. Push the envelope on hate, exclusion. Key fallacy: mind-reading, Tu Quoque
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