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headlines found matching 'Dog'
Mon July 16, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Just a quick tip: If you're going to shoot a Russian tiger, make sure you kill it. Because otherwise it will find your cabin, destroy all your stuff, wait for you to get home, and kill you
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Having solved all the other mysteries of the world, the press turns to whether Prince William has ever eaten a hot dog
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Wiener)
 
 
 
Semi-truck carrying hot dogs catches fire on expressway, crews unlikely to relish the cleanup
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Downward dogwhistle
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(Some Kielbasa Guy)
 
 
 
Sam's Club ups the ante in the Great Polish Dog War of 2018
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Daily Mirror defending The Sun, Fox News defending NBC, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bambi vs. Godzilla. New hotness: Bambi vs. Shih Tzu
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bambi vs. Godzilla. New hotness: Bambi vs. Shih Tzu
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Thu July 12, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Author claims dogs are 'parasites,' suggests you don't read the article if you want to preserve your 'canine illusions.'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tapeworm in your gut. New hotness: Tapeworm in your spine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that photographer who got dogpiled by celebrating Croatian soccer players at last night's game? Here are the pictures he took
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"Neither firefighters nor police said why or how the man was in the sewer"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If for any reason that the World's Ugliest Dog cannot fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over and be crowned the New World's Ugliest Dog
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Watchdog Group files ethics complaint alleging that Devin Nunes's financial filings failed to disclosure his ownership in 3 additional wineries, and of course, his majority shares of Amalgamated Grapefruit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Movies: Cold case solved after 32 years due to dogged determination and no-quit attitude of detectives. Reality: Cops have no leads and the murderer turns himself in
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
NRCC will stop loudly supporting bigoted Republican House candidate Seth Grossman. Dog whistles not excluded
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence is no fan of the LGBTQ+ community, and we're no fan of his. So we're throwing The Mike Pence Sausage Fest across the street at Barney Allis Plaza starting at 11am. Stop by and get a free hot dog while we have them"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just a running back thing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A hot dog is a sandwich. Same thing with the taco. Which by the transitive property means hot dogs are tacos
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Erdogan sworn in as Turkey's first "executive" president, which basically means dictator for life
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Sun July 08, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Some airlines kill your dog, other airlines save their life with an oxygen mask
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Sat July 07, 2018
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Can Forsberg get Sweden thru? Will Kane win the golden boot? Will Russia finally be eliminated? Are Croatia the true underdogs of this tournament? SWE vs ENG kicks off at 10am ET, RUS vs CRO at 2pm. It's Day 24 of the World Cup
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Government lawyers were unable to meet the deadline to reunify immigrants kids currently in cages because they felt it was more important to keep a buddy's dog out of a kennel
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Unstoppable 'blind' robot dog that can hunt in complete darkness and it's game over for humanity
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Costco changes up food court menu, but don't worry, the $1.50 hot dog deal remains
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After a hot dog miscount at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, digital technology will be considered when counting the number of hot dogs consumed
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(Health24)
 
 
 
How to tell if your dog is faking a cough. In other news, dogs can fake coughs
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(Health24)
 
 
 
How to tell if your dog is faking a cough. In other news, dogs can fake coughs
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Thieves ransack nonprofit that helps disabled people, stealing a truck, equipment, and veterans' group's backpack containing 7,000 dog tags of fallen soldiers. On the Fourth of July
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: America's First Dogs Were Wiped Out by Europeans, but Their Genetic Legacy Lives on as a Sexually Transmitted Cancer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With Joey Chestnut consuming 74 hot dogs and buns, here is the calorie count along with other nutrition facts from his massive feast
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Wed July 04, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This 4th of July, your dog wants lots and lots of steak. Maybe some Doritos, too. Is Taco Bell still open?
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(Some Patriotic Guy)
 
 
 
On July the 4th, two Republican senators are 1) Grilling hotdogs 2) Celebrating Independence Day or 3) In Russia, meeting with Sergey Lavrov
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(KGW Portland)
 
Weeners
 
Joey Chestnut breaks world record, downs 74 hot dogs to win contest
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(Nathan's Famous)
 
Weeners
 
Whether it be a 4th of July tradition or a grotesque display of gluttony to you, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest will be a sight. Who will win and how many will they eat? Women's contest at 10:50 am ET on ESPN3 and men's contest at noon on ESPN2
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(Wired)
 
Woofday
 
Thundershirts. New Saturday morning cartoon or your dog's fireworks coping strategy? Since this is your 4th of July Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread, I'll just be in the corner writing my script and playing with the puppy
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(Wired)
 
Woofday
 
Thundershirts. New Saturday morning cartoon or your dog's fireworks coping strategy? Since this is your 4th of July Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread, I'll just be in the corner writing my script and playing with the puppy
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Juneau AK has the earliest 4th of July fireworks show in the country. Show starts at midnight local time, or 4am EST
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
The dog who played 'Duke' in Bush's Beans commercials has died. Something about a methane explosion
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Most dogs don't like the automatic car wash, so let's do the self serve instead. Ah, looking sharper than a hound's tooth
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Most dogs don't like the automatic car wash, so let's do the self serve instead. Ah, looking sharper than a hound's tooth
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Sure, your dog may have saved that Alaskan hiker but this dog ran all the way across 520 bridge during rush hour. Take that
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Sun July 01, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Local priest removed from assignment" is the dog whistle similar to a cop being on paid leave. You know he did something very bad, probably illegal, but, it will be handled "internally"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Due to terrified escapees, animal shelters routinely report an increase in the number of admissions around the July 4th holiday. Here's how to protect your precious fur kids
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In honor of the Fourth of July: the search for America's best hot dog
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ And so you're back / From outer space / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face / I should have changed that stupid lock...♫ "Frank! Bring your head in this window before before I roll it up in there"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The words "Hey lady, your dog just took a shiat all over the carpet" is not something you want to hear while waiting in an airport. The dog owner didn't like it either
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Huckabee hopes his grandson doesn't grow up to be a Democrat, subby hopes he doesn't grow up to be dog killer
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Twelve agonizing sitcom deaths no one has managed to get over. Wait, seriously, the dog episode from Futurama? That was agonizing?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A bear on a diet is surely a riot / a dog on a meal plan will get thin by the fall. / Buy a small bowl for the cat if he ever gets fat / but a hedgehog can never get slender at all
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grumpy dog
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who's up for a new data breach scandal from a company you've never heard of? Just about everyone, apparently
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Wed June 27, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Face it humans, you will never be smarter than this genius dog
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
It's summertime: How do you take your hot dog?
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(Gizmodo)
 
Woofday
 
Poncho the Spanish Police Dog goes viral for showing off his CPR skills. No word on whether he prefers Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites the Dust. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread (w/video)
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Nervous patients ask for dentist's dogs to sit in on their procedures. Dentist continues to have one-sided conversations with everyone in the room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George HW Bush gets a new service dog, Sully, who can do just about anything except make you a martini, but not to worry, Bill Clinton is on the scene
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The dog refused the breathalizer
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
Weeners
 
4 things to know about the Nathan's Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, including the record to break
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In an effort to boost sales, Starbucks stages iguana fights in the parking lot
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Baseball team serves hot dogs with a cotton candy bun and topped with nerds (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mad Dog has been neutered
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug smuggler caught because the drug-sniffing dog had a breast fixation
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"It's not who vote that counts. It's who counts the votes." -Recep Tayyip Erdogan
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Sun June 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Erdogan claims victory in Turkey election in least surprising results since Putin's last campaign
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
2018 winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest is imperfectly adorable
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Today is National Take Your Dog to work day. Share photos of your dog at work or at home; everyone loves good puppy pics
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Airline bans pit bulls as service dogs. Insists that they be killed in the hold like all the other animals
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Thu June 21, 2018
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
What is ghost-walking and why does it make my dog act so weird around plants?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reset the hotdog clock
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
When a service dog approaches you without its owner you should A) Feed it bacon B) Throw it a ball C) Seek out help immediately for the dog's owner, who's inevitably in medical distress somewhere nearby
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Until I first drank my dog's pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne"
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(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Slaughtered Lamb)
 
 
 
'Weird wolf' mystery solved with DNA. Stay off the moors
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to understand your dog. Hint: your dog wants steak. Don't bother trying to understand your cat; it just hasn't figured out how to kill you yet
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Mon June 18, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meet JJ the bat dog, Michigan's only minor league baseball pooch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
19 ways your dog secretly communicates with you. "Most of the time the head turn was employed, it was in reference to their food bowl"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(Owner of poodle mix)
 
 
 
What is the difference between toy poodles and standard poodles? And why should we hate them?
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(WGN Radio)
 
Weeners
 
New museum traces history of Chicago-style hot dog
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is anyone concerned that their pet is too trusting? My dog won't move for us at all. Lays right in front of the fridge, foot of the stairs, doorways, etc.. It's good that she trusts us, but c'mon, dog... move or you're going to get stepped on
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 21 dog breeds that have attacked the most people. Do you own any of these breeds? Grab the popcorn while you are at it, too
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'd rather wake up next to a severed horse head than ever watch "Gotti" again". So begins the review of John Travolta's latest on screen turd
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a "very good dog"? Here comes the philosophy
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Fri June 15, 2018
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic doggo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Underdog mask inscribed on the inside of the Eagles' Super Bowl rings, presumably because Shoeshine Boy won MVP
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungary study of obese dogs leaves subby wanting more fat dog pics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of (trade) war
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancée and her daughter are allergic to dogs, and my retired mother has found purpose in life bringing in rescue dogs; we can't stay at her home, and she won't get a dog-sitter to visit us. Allergy pills don't work. What do I do?"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Sharp unveils $225 IoT litter box that alerts cat owners to feline health problems, alerts visitors that you can afford a $225 litter box for your cat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Foundation sued by New York AG, IG says Comey shoulda kept his mouth shut, and Sarah Sanders doesn't care about other peoples' kids. It's your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When these two little girls' balloon to heaven landed in this Good Samaritan's back yard, he heard their prayers and set up a GoFundMe for their medical expenses and for an epileptic service dog. As opposed to a normal dog, I guess
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Naturally this dog just wanted to play fetch at Bark in the Park
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Wed June 13, 2018
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
Woofday
 
Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Tue June 12, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to rescue 180-pound Saint Bernard stuck on roof. First responders happy to free dog, get those barrels of brandy off of their necks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President who is dogged by accusations of infidelity to his 3rd wife, and who has a history of infidelity with his previous two wives, decides to call out a Senator who had an affair while governor on primary election day in South Carolina
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia is hosting another major international sports event, that means it's time for another mass-slaughter of stray dogs
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about Fark's favorite painting: Dogs Playing Poker
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If you're confused about why anyone can still support Trump, you're probably completely baffled about why Turkey's Erdogan is still in power
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(Some Ghosthead)
 
Video
 
Remember that old cartoon The Real Ghostbusters? Some lunatic got his hands on the pilot promo, and digitally restored it. Your Slimer wants hot dogs
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Obese dogs have the same personality traits as obese humans. Your obese dog wants cake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mad Dog" Mattis rolls over, backs up President Trump's assertion that a trade war with Canada, Mexico, and the EU is justified by national security concerns. Who's a good boy?
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Could 'dog flu' be the next pandemic? No
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(Some Pup)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog wind
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it - "It was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it - "It was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a reason the bristles on your child's toothbrush are colored
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(CBS News)
 
Woofday
 
Blind dachshund and pit bull who acts as his "guide dog" have found a forever home together. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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Tue June 05, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I may be old, and had a stroke, but I'm not weak," says 67-year-old stroke victim who fought off a knife-wielding robber. "The guy standing at the door, I think I know who you are and you're mine"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Global Coin Report)
 
 
 
Does Dogecoin deserve to be a real cryptocurrency or should it stay as a joke? Such debate. Much jokes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines doing what they know best, killing pets
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Fri June 01, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dog poops in yard. Then things turn Tarantinoesque very quickly
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House has refused to respond to numerous requests from the government's watchdog agency, the GAO. In response, the White House said: Have you met us? Do we look like we DO "accountability"?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog named Atari to get behavior training after being run over by police, burying millions of copies of E.T. in the desert
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
If you threw a 7-month-old puppy from a gold Saturn while speeding down a Richmond street on Sunday the police, animal lovers and karma would really like to talk to you
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg breaks Guinness World Record for largest gin and juice. " It took 180 bottles of Hendrick's Gin, 154 bottles of apricot brandy and 38 jugs of orange juice to make the epic drink"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Beware of Elon Musk's Twitter posse, when they come after you it's like 'dog pile on the rabbit' all over you ...especially if you're a female
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(Today)
 
Woofday
 
One plus one equals ten; airport delivery style. Definitely a repeat but too sweet not to share. It's Woofday Wednesday
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Tue May 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dog assists in scooter robbery, no word on how they'll get the stains out of the carpet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How John Bolton's hard-on for Iran will mean U.S. troops staying in Afghanistan longer with a greater chance for death. Whatever Bolton touches turns to dog poop
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Mon May 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
Woofday
 
Luna, a drug-sniffing dog, and Hemi, an explosives-sniffing dog, take top honors at US sniffer dogs competition ....by a nose
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut says he'd love to face off against archrival Takeru Kobayashi in classic hot-dog confrontation this Fourth of July if Kobayashi unblocks him on Twitter
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Sun May 27, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from her abusive boyfriend after slipping her vet a note saying the man was abusive and he had a gun
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montana welcomes another invasive species. Fark: Chupacabras
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How dare these judges strike down my unconstitutional presidential decrees? I'll show them- That dog has a puffy tail. Hee hee hee
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Personally, I've always thought ALL kiddie dog movies were child abuse
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Personally, I've always thought ALL kiddie dog movies were child abuse
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Thu May 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selling fake dog testicles made man a millionaire. That's nuts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selling fake dog testicles made man a millionaire. That's nuts
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Soon with the help of animal-translation technology, you will know exactly what your dog is saying when he wants steak. Soon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Liver cheese isn't cheese, bologna is just weirdly shaped hot dog meat, and WTF is 'luncheon loaf' anyway? Have a sandwich and take the Weird News Quiz, April 13-19 Weird Sandwich Meat Edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On average, Millennial dog owners spend $1,285 a year on their best friends, while Millennial cat owners spend $915 a year on their evil masters
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(My Super Gyro)
 
 
 
Merriam Webster writes: "If you want a meatball sandwich on a split roll to be a kind of sandwich, then you have to accept that a hot dog is also a kind of sandwich"
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Puppy mill list lacks critical USDA information, such as which are prime and which are choice
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(PR Newswire)
 
Weeners
 
Survey finds Americans are scared of finding out what is in their hot dogs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The mainstream media are the lap dogs of the deep state and a propaganda arm of the left." There are opinion pieces, and then there's this
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark pulls up to Hawaii's Big Island, rescues thousands of animals from Kilauea volcano hot lava
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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Fri May 18, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The good news for Baltimore Ravens fans: They're drastically dropping the prices of concessions at the stadium, where you'll now be able to get $5 beers and $3 hot dogs. The bad news for Baltimore Ravens fans: You're still Baltimore Ravens fans
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Family reunited with dog that was lost nearly 5 years ago, haven't told him yet that the cat has taken over
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet Rubix, Utah's first-ever courthouse comfort dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog shows bride and groom exactly what she thinks of their first dance on the beach
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Alden Ehrenreich describes his first audition to play Han Solo. Instead of Han and Chewbacca, he read as a guy named Mike talking to a dog puppet
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"In other Mets news, someone installed a hot dog roller in a vacant locker. There are four hot dogs currently cooking on it. Will investigate"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Some nursing homes get dog and cat visitors. This one gets horses
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evil geniuses put doggo in a motion capture suit, breaks Internet with anticipation of digital game
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Death from the ankles down, it's the dachshund way
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Headline writers are little appreciated." Except on Fark
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Puppies reach peak cuteness at eight-weeks of age. Here comes the cute science
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(Captain Obvious)
 
 
 
Can free hot dogs influence the drugs a doctor prescribes?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman realizes her dog is a bear after it starts to steal picnic baskets and claim it's smarter than the average bear
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman realizes her dog is a bear after it starts to steal picnic baskets and claim it's smarter than the average bear
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Mommy left because I cheated on her. Have a dog"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Labrador mix snaps doggie group selfie (w/ must-see pic)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Canine psychologist lists the smartest dog breeds based on intelligence tests. Where does your dog rank?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why dogs go crazy when they see a squirrel
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Dog shoots owner in the leg in Iowa and appears to cry." Your dog wants an assault rifle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than finding your dog ate one of your code wheels it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Flame In The Flood which is free. Oddworld - Abes Oddysee is also free at Steam. What have you been playing this week?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: Floyd Mayweather buys designer shoes. Fark: For his dog
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
State trooper uses homemade jerky to rescue pup from highway. Good Boy
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
State trooper uses homemade jerky to rescue pup from highway. Good Boy
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Police chief blames "poor choice of words," says maybe dogs won't be killed
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
How to qualify for the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest coming in July
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Instead of getting to wear a costume once a year, your dog (or cat) can lounge inside a hot dog bun looking hilarious every single day
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If your garage catches fire and police manage to save seven dogs, you might live in Indiana
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(Life With Dogs)
 
Woofday
 
Seems like the weather has gone to the dogs, just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Life With Dogs)
 
Woofday
 
Seems like the weather has gone to the dogs, just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Has Bigfoot been spotted in the NJ Pine Barrens? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooo
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
I'm applying for a job at a dog friendly company, but I'm allergic to dogs, should I wait until I'm hired and then have them ban the dogs?
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
I'm applying for a job at a dog friendly company, but I'm allergic to dogs, should I wait until I'm hired and then have them ban the dogs?
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Man tries to eat an entire $28 hot dog at Chase Field
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
2-year-old chihuahua abandoned in Post Office lobby is cute enough to deserve his own stamp
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
2-year-old chihuahua abandoned in Post Office lobby is cute enough to deserve his own stamp
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Serious question: If you discovered your BBQ had rat droppings and snail shells in it, would you clean it and burn off the germs or just get a new BBQ?
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Illinois is very concerned that legalizing THC will have a devastating impact on police and K9 employment. Finally, someone understands the true danger
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Illinois is very concerned that legalizing THC will have a devastating impact on police and K9 employment. Finally, someone understands the true danger
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You can't get a vaccine against Lyme disease but your dog can because who cares if Fido gets autism?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why would a inmate want to stay in prison even when their sentence is up? Because of the illegal diamond mine they're running from underneath their jail
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A very Montana news report: "Someone called the Whitefish Police Department with questions about what she can and can't do regarding a horse in town"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA lawyer arrested for spending time in his lab
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA lawyer arrested for spending time in his lab
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption what this dog is thinking
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat, My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don't you prefer steak? It's like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Amazon is jumping into the dog food business. It's only a matter of time before your dog learns to bark 'Alexa'
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Good boy waits for owner every day at the train station and man is it dusty in here
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Flying squirrel left in hot car. Moose inconsolable
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: consumption of afterbirth and placenta isn't just for hippies and sneaky dogs anymore
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Kessel power through an entire hotdog cart, go over 9,000 & lead the Pens to victory? Will the Perds start playing like Presidents' Trophy winners or will we be talking about the Presidents' Trophy curse? Pucks, Kathryn Tappen @ 7pm & 9:30pm ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Package delivered on time, driver stole my dog. one star, would not buy again
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Who throws a shoe, honestly? The future President of Iraq, that's who
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will a bondaged Bolts/Bruins series bring bonus hockey, bedlam, boondoggles, or a brewhaha? The Sharks have successfully lost the needed 2 games to win in 6, can they get win #3? Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Golden Knights/Sharks @ 10pm ET. HOCKEY MEMES
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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(MSN)
 
Woofday
 
Blind dog and his guide dog who are BFF, and were separated after adoption are reunited and need a home again. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man fails to heed "Never mind the dog, beware of owner" sign, ends up shot by retired officer who lives there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Five months after getting married, I found out my husband had a long-term girlfriend. We're getting divorced, and my mom and his mom are asking if we finished thank-you notes. Am I still obligated to write them since we're through?"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fetching doggo
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(Some Forker)
 
 
 
The marriage of The Doge of Venice in the year 1003 C.E. was scandalized by forking
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yodeling is not only the rapid and repeated transition from low to high pitched tones, it is also considered the fastest way to get a stranger to punch you in the face
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Fri April 27, 2018
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Dog drives electric taxi into mobile-phone shop. Charges pending
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Dog drives electric taxi into mobile-phone shop. Charges pending
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Where wolf-dog hybrids? There wolf-dog hybrids
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan debates ethics of holding Buddhist funerals for obsolete robot dogs before their parts are harvested to repair other dogs. Priest: "All things have a bit of soul"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's one of the most exciting nights in sports, a Stanley Cup Playoffs Game 7. Will there be a stunning comeback? Will Boston put an actual bear in its lineup? Will one of the Leafs break Kessel's pre-game hot dog record? Leafs/Bruins @ 7:30pm ET
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The price of Wild Irish Rose and Mad Dog 20/20 about to break the dollar barrier
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(Yahoo)
 
Woofday
 
Seeing eye dog takes detour to Cool Dog Gear. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My married neighbors and I have become casual friends; the wall we share is ridiculously thin, and you can hear a cough. We're not loud. But I've started hearing gay porn when she's gone; should I bring this to the wife's attention?"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Joy Reid has some explaining to do as her claims of being hacked are challenged by the noted right-wing attack dogs at archive.org
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Lewistown Sentinel)
 
 
 
Every boy needs a dog, sometimes they just need a dog that will help them know when their blood sugar is out of control
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A Quiet Place is #1 with a soft $21.1 million, I Feel Pretty #2 with $18 million. Misguided adaptation Rampage falls to #3 with $17.6 million, Super Troopers 2 meowing at #4 with $16 million while Isle of Dogs has a rough go at #10 with $3 million
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Humpty' the tortoise recovering after vet fixes broken shell, now slowing leading toward Burger King bathroom
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic doggo
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on the corn dog. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
The 15 most dangerous foods for dogs. Your dog wants pretty much everything on this list
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
The 15 most dangerous foods for dogs. Your dog wants pretty much everything on this list
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stupid: taking a dog's ball. You're gonna get arrested: taking a K-9's ball
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It may soon be illegal to eat your pet dog or cat in the U.S.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
33 abused chihuahuas rescued from a Ford Expedition. In other news, the Chihuahua Abuse Expedition is the name of subby's Laurie Anderson tribute band
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
At Amazon headquarters you can bring your dogs to work. That's either PR gold or the best thing ever, possibly both. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently dog recycling is a thing in Winnipeg
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"My kid is being a complete asshat. I'm going to treat him with a naturopathic remedy made from rabid dog saliva. Okay?" Health Canada: "Seems legit." [APPROVED]
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 28-year-old daughter started dating an unemployed trans man. I support LGBT issues. I asked her if that meant a man who was a woman or a man transitioning to a woman. She got offended I asked; I worry she's being used. What do?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's ethics are under fire, much the way subby's dog's rampant immorality comes under fire when he goes to town on his genitals. More than 3 licks is just decadence, Spud
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the biggest breakthrough since the cure for Polio, someone trained a dog to sniff out cheeseburgers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame is inducting songs now. List of songs to the left, farkers bitterly complaining that "By-Tor and the Snow Dog" isn't one of them to the right
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Repetitional risk," - just of like that sleezy orange fake tan - the gift that keeps on a giving. (Fark needs a Mambo dogface to the banana patch tag, bigly.)
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once again, US warned Russia to vacate all areas before bombing. This is literally nothing more than a dog and pony show, wasting hundreds of millions in tax dollars
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Fri April 13, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell injured in I-5 rollover wreck after portraying Ron Burgundy in "Funny Or Die" San Diego Voter Registration Drive with "Billy On The Street". No word on Baxter The Dog
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter fight at Brewers game was over a picture of a dog
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
A Christmas Story House acquires Bumpus House. 785 smelly hound dogs not included
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebecois warned -- you are not from Florida, try to avoid taking selfies with the coyotes
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 675: "Dogs vs Cats". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can now order pajamas with your pet's face on them, which will really confuse your dog when it jumps in bed with you
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Dog imitates Far Side cartoon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Who's a good dog? Who is? *You* are." It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man selling WWII dog tags on eBay that have blood, fire and fuel stains on the metal forgets to tell his buyers one important detail in his sales pitches: that they were stolen from the National Archives
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grandma, what big... uh, things you have. What are these anyway?" "Never mind, child"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grandma, what big... uh, things you have. What are these anyway?" "Never mind, child"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Are dirty pet toys making your dog sick? Article implies there's such a thing as clean dog toys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
If you're helping your friend search for her lost dog, don't leave your keys in the car
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Extreme grooming you wouldn't wish on a dog
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council would like to remind fans of the proper etiquette when it comes to eating hot dogs. Most importantly, don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints running back Mark Ingram mauled by guard dog. Your dog wants a Lombardi trophy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A hiker's dog helped saved a malnourished bear cub. Give that dog a bear claw
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Come for the sad story of the dog who lost his nose, but stay to laugh at his new roommate (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Frisbee was not good enough. Behold: the aesthetically-challenged Frisbee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liberal consumer watchdog wants to air anti-Sinclair ads on Sinclair stations. Oh sure, we'll get right back to you on that
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
The real reason Costco's hot dog & soda combo costs $1.50
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Turkish President Erdogan steals Putin's girl in front of other people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The scientists at the Daily Fail are predicting DOOM if New York were hit by a 7.0 earthquake, which would result in 6,000 buildings destroyed, mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Check out the Muttmix project - can you guess a dog's breed by how it looks? Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Time)
 
 
 
The @dog_rates guy is a 21 year old college dropout earning $100k+ making funny tweets. 14/10
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What do you do when your neighbors complain about your barking dogs, but it's not your dogs that are doing the barking?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog yoga is apparently a thing now
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(Harrison Daily)
 
Weeners
 
Hidden video cameras installed in bathrooms and changing areas of hot dog shop. In other news, Arkansas hot dog shops have changing areas
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bustle)
 
 
 
"6 paranormal things dogs can sense that most humans can't," such as diseases in humans, ghosts, and exactly when to flip the steak
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
"6 paranormal things dogs can sense that most humans can't," such as diseases in humans, ghosts, and exactly when to flip the steak
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Because they can't sell the damn things, Hot Dog on a Stick™ to treat customers to one free turkey or veggie dog on Tax Day
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
♫ And we're slow dancin', swayin' to the music, Slow dancin', just me and my girl, Slow dancin', swayin' to the music, No one else in the whole wide world, just you and Caturday ♫
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video games help aging canines stay mentally agile. Your dog wants Sudoku
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
MLB fans predicted to eat more than 19 million hot dogs in 2018, with a list of the top consuming fan bases
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers game rained out, postponed until tomorrow, meaning that Catholics won't be able to have hotdogs on Opening Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So it begins. Laura Ingraham's audience will no longer be subjected to Rachel Ray's annoying voice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're frustrated because sanctions have crippled your ability to raise sufficient capital to fund your nuclear ambitions, so naturally you sell fake sex potions made from dogs and pigs. Bonus: They contain extremely high levels of harmful heavy metals
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania, being one of the more enlightened and civilized states, finds it advisable to add legislation in an attempt to stop dog-fighting rings. Such honor. So courage
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Wed March 28, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now entering the weirdest ballpark food competition, the Texas Rangers. Included is a $10 corn dog interloped by a pickle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two sad old dogs get a much better life from a shelter and foster families. It's your happy and thankful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A brief ranking of NYC's least fancy hot dogs
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most people only find ghosts or trash in the basement of their new homes. This guy found an abandoned dog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Most people only find ghosts or trash in the basement of their new homes. This guy found an abandoned dog
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(Industry Leaders Magazine)
 
 
 
A review of the most expensive steaks in the world. Your dog wants his prepared by chef de cuisine Chris Albrecht
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Protect your canine best friend from Alabama Rot disease, which surprisingly doesn't involve tooth decay
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The world's pinkest person has a pink house, pink clothes, pink furniture, and a pink dog dyed with beet juice
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Fri March 23, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Studies indicate that progressive economic policies poll well in rural areas, suggest that blue dogs gain nothing by moving to the "middle"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scottish comedian charged with a hate crime for posting a video of himself teaching his dog to perform a Nazi salute on command to piss off his girlfriend (w/video)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
News: Man bites dog. Fark: Man bites police K-9 on body cam footage
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Time to cross your paws, it's your weekly Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United is suspending transport of pets in the cargo hold. So remember: your pet must fit in the overhead compartment
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Abbas slams the U.S. ambassador to Israel as a "son of a dog." Your ambassador wants steak
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Pit bull goes on rampage in elementary school. Fireball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Move over United, Delta wants in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Move over United, Delta wants in
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Do NBA players get concussions?
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Apparently, New York State has solved every one of its problems since legalizing medical marijuana for dogs is on the table
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Taste tests can't differentiate between recycled toilet water and bottled water. Which once again shows 10 million dogs can't all be wrong
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dogs respond better to baby talk. Yes, they do. Yes, they do, my little shnookie-bookie-pookie
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