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Tue October 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
5G approved for children ages 5-11 by FDA advisory panel, sending to FDA for final decision
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the last persons who needs a iron lung to survive tells her story. She got polio two years before the vaccine was introduced
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The fifth lion is probably an anti-vax jerk too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is Covid in AZ? Well, you could look at its deaths per capita, which is now the same as New York's even though NY was hit early by the disease before treatments or vaccine existed Or you could ask the head of AZ's Public Health Assn: "it's bad"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Headline: Flesh-eating STD, Lede: Flesh-eating STD, 3rd paragraph "does not actually eat the flesh"
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State senator: I have a serious medical condition, so I'd like you to put on a face mask while you are in my office. State surgeon general: Nope
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Fully vaccinated? Or ARE you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes certain smells trigger a long forgotten memory, other times they release deadly bacteria into your day spa
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Britain upgrades to Delta+ with the ad-free plan
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Thu October 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
You should basically treat any onions you have in the house right now as if they're live grenades
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Wed October 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA approves switching 5G carriers
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Delta Plus found in U.S., Denmark, Israel and the U.K. - Delta Pro and Delta Pro Max expected to be released later this year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had COVID over a year ago, and don't need a vaccine because you now have immunity through natural antibodies, scientists say "um, about that"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Johnson and Johnson executives seen breaking out the Dom Pérignon and Beluga caviar
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Tue October 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
For sale: Pregnancy vaccines. Never used
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Using cloth masks is SO 2020. Here's why you should switch to surgical
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Do you know where your hand has been?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well...bye
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC has released its holiday travel guidance for half of Americans to ignore
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
*Delorted*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci: 'It's going to be within our capability' to prevent another COVID surge. COVIDiots: Hold our horse paste
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA to start regulating certain 'forever chemicals' in drinking water beginning in 2023. In other news, the EPA doesn't currently regulate certain 'forever chemicals' and is going to wait over a year to start
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If you're one of the the 66 million Americans who still haven't gotten the Covid vaccine, you're part of the reason a fifth Covid wave may happen
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Sun October 17, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida tag narrowly beats out facepalm tag after school says vaccinated students have to stay home for 30 days to prevent them from "infecting other students"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You have asthma and an autoimmune disease, an adult daughter at home, and an $80,000 job with a vaccine mandate. Do you get the vaccine, or do you quit your job, buy a trailer and move to Florida, leaving your daughter to couch surf?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎵Oooklahoma where a miscarriage gets you charged with manslaughter.🎵 Not as catchy
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Some idiots are protesting the requirement that students get a taxpayer-funded vaccine in order to receive a taxpayer-funded education. And by "some idiots"... you know what I mean
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Health System Tracker)
 
 
 
"COVID-19 was the number 1 leading cause of death for people ages 35-54 years in September 2021." So if you're still pushing the lie that only old people die from it, cut it out
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
The visually impaired gather to celebrate white cane day. Or so they've been told
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now you've done it President Vax Nazi, you've offended Florida Gov DeSantis and now he wants to sue you over vaccine mandates
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Thu October 14, 2021
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Factoring in rates of vaccination, testing, COVID-19 transmission, hospitalizations and death, it's a great time to go see the fall colors in New England
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Between June and September, COVID-19 accounted for 90,000 deaths among independent virus researchers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why we shouldn't think of this anti-vaxxing idiot who hasn't yet gotten herself or her children vaccinated as an anti-vaxxing idiot, but just a "super hesitant" idiot instead
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US to reopen land borders for vaccinated travelers from Mexico and Canada. Funny, from watching Faux News I was under the impression the border with Mexico has been wide open since Biden took office
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
White House tells states to get ready for vaccination protests by parents who want to kill their children
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I was raised by dumbasses but if they die now they take it all with them. What do?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shiat gets real for mask-denying schools, as parents with Covid-positive kids say "see you in court" for "recklessly exposing the public" to Covid
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Exposure to phlates may kill as many as 100K Americans prematurely every year. That's a lot of lost prophits and phatalities
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The effects of COVID can be measured in more than just bodies
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Are you an anti-vaxxer who needs a religious exemption? Go visit the Proud Boy who's also a Rabbi...Difficulty: This means they'll have to interact with someone who's Jewish
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Sun October 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
A new study suggests Canada's gamble of delaying second dose of COVID vax not only did not cause any harm... delaying the doses beyond 6 weeks IMPROVED immunity. Sorry
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Sat October 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wait, does the Q in GQP stand for Quack? Cause this guy thinks it does
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Salmonella Outbreak Linked To Seafood from Denver-Based Northeast Seafood Products. Okay I have questions
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mandates work. Just ask your mom
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Thanks, China, but we already have a pandemic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey folks, pandemic's over. Turkeyzilla out front shoulda told ya
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Sheriff says he's just too lazy and stupid to have a job
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pfizer pformally asks the pFDA pfor pfun-sized jabs pfor the kiddos
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's about to lose $100 million in federal aid because Gov. Duncey wants to stiggit. No typo
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Truth or Fiction)
 
 
 
Jimmy O'Queef up to his usual tricks
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
I looked at the comments, Ray. And oh...they mad
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Tue October 05, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two paths diverged in a nation torn... And sorry I could not convicnce all... And be uninfected, I did mourn... And locked down, ordered masks be worn... To see covid rates drop in the Fall
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC recommends opening windows and doors during Thanksgiving dinner in order to provide multiple escape routes for when your drunk uncle starts talking about Ivermectin
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Fauci: The US is turning the corner on the latest surge. Anti-vaxxers: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
"When I was president, everybody wanted to get the vaccine. There was a rush to get it. You didn't hear anything about mandates, you didn't hear anything about people not wanting to take it"
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Here are the side effects to expect if you get the Moderna booster. Also, comes with the side effect of not dying of COVID
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Analysis of 40 years of fatal encounters between police and Black Americans finds 3/5 were unreported
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Merck drug "Molnupiravir" may cut Covid hospitalizations and death in half, can only be wielded by Thor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the Chicago cop filmed tackling a black woman for walking her dog in a closed park "has 24 allegations of misconduct filed against him, three of which resulted in discipline." The shocking part being he's actually BEEN disciplined before
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
We may have found the cause of Alzheimers, but more importantly we may have found the cause of Alzheimers
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Thu September 30, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The science is not divided. The facts are not divided. The only reasons for the American people to be divided over Pres. Biden's vaccine mandate are lies from Republicans, and propaganda in support of those lies by right wing media
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama, with the worst COVID death rate in the country, plans to do the most Alabama thing it could do with COVID relief funds
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Wed September 29, 2021
(State of Illinois)
 
 
 
Man is exposed to virus, refuses treatment, dies
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Majority in new poll are idiots
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
People: We have too many Covid outbreaks in our schools. Michigan: Well, then we'll change the definition to increase the threshold before it's an outbreak
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(MSN)
 
 
 
COVID variant B.1.621 or "Mu," which quickly spread to nearly every US state and raised concerns about vaccine resistance, is now... *checks notes*... eradicated in the US? Really?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oooooklahoma where all the hospital patients are unvaccinated
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVIDiots take precisely the wrong lesson from Delta surge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It was an easy decision" to get a COVID vaccine booster shot, says Mitch McConnell. Almost as easy as, say, deciding to crash the US economy by defaulting on debt
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Mon September 27, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
CDC says trick-or-treating outdoors "absolutely safe" this Halloween in spite of COVID. Don't forget to X-ray candy collected for booby traps though
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Older women, younger men more likely to have uncontrolled blood pressure, better sex
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
See you later alligator, in a while crocodile, that's your fate gamergate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remove Covid-19 and it is still a valid headline
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you want to primary your blue state's incumbent Republican governor, what better place to campaign than at a rally against vaccines, masks, and mandates?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schools without mask mandates more likely to have COVID outbreaks, according to the Ric Romero Institute for Disease Control
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC study of Arizona schools grade K-12: Universal mask mandates lower the risk of students contracting covid by 3.5x
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Fri September 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Covid is running amok in children in Wisconsin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gov. Death Sentence: I am withholding $150K from Alachua County schools because their board stubbornly refuses to sacrifice their students for my political ambitions. Uncle Joe:*cracks knuckles, pulls out wallet* We got you guys, no worries
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Judge to NYC anti-vax unions: STFU and GTFO with that weaksauce, this ain't Alabama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Newly minted Florida man and Surgeon General already malpracticing in Florida
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden admin approves shooting seniors and the unhealthy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ It's beginning to look a lot like shut-down ♫
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
West Virginia's low vaccination rate was a result of reporting errors. With errors corrected, the rate is even lower
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Wed September 22, 2021
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Oh, great. First they beat the recall. Now this. California is going to be insufferable
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Michigan Advance)
 
 
 
Michigan county health director issues mask mandate, gets run off road twice within next several hours. "Last week I had a person yell out to me 'Hey motherfarker, I hope someone abuses your kids and forces you to watch' "
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Vaccinated Europeans can travel to the US again starting in November. Europeans: Why the hell would we want to do that?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pfizer says its Covid vaccine is safe and effective in kids aged 5 to 11. The company will submit the data to the FDA "as soon as possible." No rush, it's not like we're in the middle of a pandemic or anything
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Sun September 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Add Covid19 to the list of everyone that hates Chris
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(NE Mississippi Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Here's a Wicker basket of "Welp, that didn't age well"
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
He chose...poorly
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Fri September 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever seen 665,000 white flags?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA boots boosters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
CDC study finds one in three people who thought they survived COVID picked up Long COVID instead
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's time for the vaccinated to play Cold, Flu, or Breakthrough case
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Thu September 16, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
Young bride-to-be would like to tell you that the covid vaccine does not cause infertility. That is, she'd probably like to tell you that, but...
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci shuts down Nicki Minaj on whether COVID makes you impotent, stating there's a vas deferens between her statements and the truth
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
2,000,000 Texans got their first COVID jab and since then have decided that's good enough, despite ample evidence that Delta has been culling the herd quite efficiently as of late
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Tue September 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nigeria facing one of its worst cholera outbreaks in years. Of course, this supposes there have been good ones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your taking horse dewormer to treat COVID-19 and I'll raise you lying about not getting a vaccine to get a booster
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Mon September 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
TFG truly lives in some bizzarro universe
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Scientists claim that overeating is not the primary cause of obesity"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"You gave me one f---ing warning." claims man who hasn't heard of even one of the TSA's 4,000 mask related incidents reported since February
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Sun September 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
26 states have now vaccinated over half of their residents. This would have been good news six months ago
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Sat September 11, 2021
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Vaccine mandates are for the little people, and certainly not for your betters in Congress
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get vaccinated or double the risk of stillbirth. DailyStruggle.jpg Pro-Life vs Anti-Vax edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only are older antivaxxers responsible for keeping us stuck in the pandemic and forcing hospitals to triage patients, their care is costing Medicare about 150 times more than it than it would if they had just gotten vaccinated
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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(India Today)
 
 
 
Not this shiat again
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Tue September 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
For folks wondering how a Johnson and Johnson booster vaccine situation might work, the point might be moot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to have an idea on the risk of COVID to vaccinated people? Why not compare it to riding in a vehicle? No word on how many Rhode Islands that is however
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Weed can help relieve chronic pain, reduce PTSD symptoms, and help with MS. It also contributes to heart attacks. Harsh
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Ohio Capital Journal)
 
 
 
"On second thought, ordering hospitals to give horse de-wormer to Covid-19 patients sounds like a silly idea. Maybe we should not do that"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC: We always listen to the experts when it comes to school ventilation. Experts: Your schools aren't sufficiently ventilated. NYC: Like we said, who needs experts? Buncha poindexters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to protect children under 12 from Covid? Be a smart, responsible person
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
This is where the fun begins
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
If you think those weirdos posting on the Pol tab at 3am are demented, you're probably right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
People who take 7,000 steps a day -- not even 10,000 -- have a 50% to 70% lower risk of dying. The Proclaimers are going to be immortal
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Sat September 04, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
TFG has already gotten his COVID booster shot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sorry, can't treat your gunshot wound because too many people are blind with horse dewormer. UPDATE: This story has been debunked
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Fri September 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
So from what subby gathers, 5% of the kind of people that answer polls died of COVID between polls?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
The unvaccinated have listened so well to the CDC thus far, surely the CDC's advise regarding Labor Day travel will be heeded this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSantis triples down by appealing the court ruling that struck down his ban on mask mandates because dead children are a great way to win GQP votes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A well fitting mask can prevent Covid spread, but a parent's fit over masks can cause a school to lockdown
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Yeah, we made some minor statistical corrections and it seems another person or two might have died of COVID
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
325 deaths and 20,000 new cases EVERY DAY last week. At what point will they say enough?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Inmates at the Joseph Mengele county jail in Arkansas claim they were not told they were being used for medical experiments
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just as Jan. 6 changed Republican minds on "Backing the Blue", one might imagine an imminent erosion of support for the "Free Market"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inside a Florida hospital full of dying, unvaxxed thirtysomethings. This is quite a grim reboot of the melodramatic '80s TV show
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Lawmaker who spent campaign funds at strip joint has wrong things to say about COVID vaccine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Maskless Illinois church camp linked to exactly what you think it's linked to
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CDC Director uses reverse psychology to convince anti-vaxxers to kill themselves
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Even Amazon is selling farmaceuticals
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Great news from Peninsula of Death: 247 deaths become 46 deaths (by changing how COVID deaths are reported)
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Tue August 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bad: "AntiVaxMomma" charged with selling fake COVID vaccine cards. Worse: 13 health care workers also charged for buying them
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Marine Corporal farks around, finds out: military mask and vaccine mandate edition. Bonus: She already filmed a viral video about it with an Ohio Senate candidate
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA governor expected to issue K-12 mask mandate today after the GOP in the state legislature gave him a middle finger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC panel recommends vaccine boosters be handled by Regulators. Warren G, Nate Dogg prepared to step up for the good of the nation
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Vaccine hesitancy may finally be at an end, perhaps because anti-vax influencers tend to have a lot less influence after they die
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Mon August 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The USA is dividing into two economies: the vaccinated and the find-outers
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Seriously, do not take ivermectin to treat COVID. Here comes the (popular) science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The outcome of a police captain in Georgia that refused the vaccine, took horse de-wormer instead, and routinely posted anti-vaxx messages on social media will surprise you. (No it won't)
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Sun August 29, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's face it. If you're the special sort of lackwit who would honestly ask this question right now, it's not like you're going to listen to the actual answer, anyway
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Fri August 27, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer teacher spreads Delta Freedom From Tyranny to 12 students
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida judge muzzles DeSantis mask mandate
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Your baby doesn't need to go on a fad diet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there's grift to be had, his fingerprints are there: Trump connected telehealth app is prescribing horse medicine to the Q cult
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Wed August 25, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated people over 29 times more likely to be hospitalized with COVID
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul acknowledges that her predecessor Andrew Cuomo deliberately undercounted the number of people in the state who died from Covid by about 12,000
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These are the same people who split 10's in regular blackjack
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Despite concerns, the pandemic did not increase suicidal thoughts in veterans. Everything else did
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
When salmonella came for the lettuce, well, most of us didn't care because well, lettuce. But now it's coming for the Italian-style cold cuts and THIS IS TIME TO PANIC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is big: Johnson booster prompts massive nine-fold increase (in antibodies)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Landlords will be looking at past payment history as a future screening measure
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Covid vaccines do not harm fertility and sexual function. Dying of Covid, unsurprisingly, does
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Noom is just a fad diet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Governor of a state where tourism makes up over 20% of the economy is asking people to stay the fark away until the state gets this Coronavirus thing back under control. No, not THAT state, one run by an actual responsible adult
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet the parents who lied to ensure their 11 year-old got the Covid vaccine
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FDA announces search for new excuse for not getting vaccinated
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Boobies - is there anything they can't do? (sfw)
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Mississippi ordering those with COVID to isolate or face up to 5 years in prison. State legislature will have fired everyone involved with the order by this afternoon
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity runs afoul of the CDC
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Sun August 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Massive Ms. Frizzle shortage hits the magic schoolbus industry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can you believe it? Here are eight coronavirus myths people still think are true
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Sat August 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cancer sucks, it sucks even more when Al-Qaeda gives it to you: 9/11's cancer toll after 20 years is 24K cases and over 1,500 deaths
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Fri August 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Appropriately enough, Cullman Alabama, which will be the site of a Trump rally on Saturday, has declared a state of emergency today due to spiking covid cases and a lack of hospital beds to treat the sick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vaccine hesitancy lowers as death hesitancy increases
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covid takes the "one of each" approach as Senators Wicker (R-MS), King (I-ME), and Hickenlooper (D-CO) all announce positive Covid tests from apparent "breakthrough" infections on the same day
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Thu August 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mississippi has more than 20,000 students in quarantine...after the first week of school
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is tipping faster than a longhorn being pushed by a bevy of drunk Aggies
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
World's dumbest pharmacist faces up to 120 years in prison, plus his own special room in hell
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden: We are going to protect your children, even if your governors won't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If Governor Greg Abbott isn't a complete farking moron, he'll learn this one critical lesson from his experience in contracting COVID-19. Narrator: Except that Governor Greg Abbott is a complete farking moron
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Consumer Electronics Show, Las Vegas' biggest trade conference, requiring proof of vaccination, so you can browse PopSockets MagSafe Grips with less contagion consternation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Battery power in the microchips is running low so White House authorizes covid booster shots starting Sept. 20
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
There's a reason why you need to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Science biatches
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Seven. Seven? They didn't report any yesterday, and only 4 the day before that. Something's fishy with Florida's COVID death rate
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Tue August 17, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brett Favre just doesn't understand the Warrior Code
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Revenge spending" is(was) a thing, sweet while it lasted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Boosters, engaged
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas requests several mortuary trailers in anticipation of Abbott-19 deaths
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Cuomo mandates one last poke before he leaves office
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shrimp recall gets larger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just Florida, just about all states' public health systems were unprepared for an epidemic. Fark: test results often came by fax machine and good old snail mail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember trying to flatten curve? Good times. Good times
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Sun August 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President offers taxpayer-funded bribes to humiliate political opponent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have we beat this dead horse enough yet?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is the hill to die on," says one nurse refusing to follow her facility's requirement to get vaccinated. Well... bye
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite the gloom and doom you may have heard about how the holdouts are bad people and unredeemable, US reports nearly 1 million vaccinations in past day, most since early July
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh won't someone please think of the landlords?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The GOP, of course, is no longer the party of Reagan. It is the party of whiny, pampered crybabies; over-privileged, coddled conservatives who spend their time looking for an excuse to whimper about how oppressed they are"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
High school student learns actions have consequences
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virus papers, please
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And there it is: Teacher sent to the hospital with lacerations and "a pretty good knot on the back of his head" after altercation with a violent animal upset that the school was protecting their daughter from a deadly contagious disease
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Eviction moratorium, struck down, revived, and fought over in the courts, dithered over and left in limbo by a vacationing Conrgess, temporarily re-instated by the CDC, is declared STILL illegal by Trump judge but has been left in place... for now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hence the reason why you shouldn't go on a cruise right now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New mom only got to hold her newborn baby "a few short minutes" before dying from COVID-19, family says
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia: Mask up for school, plague rats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA authorizes 6G, Reptiloid DNA enhancement for the chosen few
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Church leaders say that you and your sister wives should get jabbed if you want to get to Kolob
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Palantir sees a 49% increase in second quarter revenue, but the real story would be if they didn't
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Any other parents feeling helpless and hopeless with the school year beginning?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA poised to approve third dose of vaccine for people who are immunocompromised, in need of a badass origin story
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Normal: In case of a medical emergency call 911. Florida: In case of a medical emergency, we're too busy dealing with Covid patients you're on your own
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama accelerates COVID-19 vaccination rates to fully vaccinate 35% of its total population, if one can describe speed of a glacier as acceleration
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
August is National Immunization Awareness Month, except for in Tennessee, where germs are just a theory
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some had to endure the Holocaust. Others risked their lives to flee oppression, or gave their lives fighting tyranny, or lost their limbs protecting freedom. And then there were those who had to turn 21 during COVID, when no bars were open
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Looks like the Florida Exclusion Zone is still faking their Covid numbers
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
I don't care
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by Texas ISDs, the Salt Lake County board of health intends to mandate masks for K-6, in defiance of the state law passed forbidding mask mandates anywhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks' son Chet posts antivaxxer rant on Instagram, putting all 36 of his followers in jeopardy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Landlord finds his own solution to the eviction moratorium
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
West Nile has entered the Texas Covid room
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Ron DeathSantis has killed his margin of victory
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis threatens Floridian teachers with slavery if they tell students to wear masks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The global eradication of COVID-19 probably feasible, and more so than for polio, say British public health experts who were also probably feasibly day drinking
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(AP News)
 
 
 
American higher education has failed since college students are willing to spend hundreds of dollars for counterfeit vaccine paperwork rather than get a free vaccine that will keep them and their loved ones alive
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy (D-NJ) fires back at the spreadneck knuckleheads who want to sacrifice children for politics
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That'll fix it
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott: No mask mandates for our schools. Dallas School District: Fark you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump appointed Judge toys with ending Biden's eviction ban
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Guess you should have worn a mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Has the pandemic put property rights in the crosshairs? Maybe property itself is nothing but an affectation of civilization? Maybe our true state of nature is throwing rocks at our shadows? Have you considered that Erich?
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Two out of five Americans understand. The rest? Well, have you met the average American?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with cruise line against DeathSantis, writing that Florida "fails to provide a valid evidentiary, factual, or legal predicate"
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Sun August 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"'All the beds are taken up by Covid victims': Hospitals in the South are running out of space or staff [...] the vast majority of those getting hospitalized with or dying from Covid-19 are not fully vaccinated"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Canadian border's open on Monday. Moose out front should have told you to get a PCR test before trying to enter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Count the ways incompetent politicians have bungled the current Covid wave. Somehow, experts say we can unbungle it
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
In the UK, anti-vaxxers attempt to sidestep workplace requirements by claiming to be vegans APPALLED at the ethics of current vaccines, which are tested on animals
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Sat August 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, here's what happens when there is a breakthrough outbreak of COVID-19 and there is total cooperation from all levels, from the infected to the government officials
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How we'll know when it's finally time to stop masking for the Covid. No not when all the anti-vaxxers have perished
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(MSN)
 
 
 
100,000. A day. And climbing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While politicians and school officials debate mask mandates for kids, pediatric hospitals running out of space. Seriously, won't someone please think of the children
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's check in to see how the first week of in-school learning went in two counties. 185 active cases in one and 166 in the other with the majority of cases being in elementary schools
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Soaring COVID cases prompt businesses to take action. News: Taxi company institutes mask/vaccine requirements for passengers. Fark: No masks or vaxxed passengers allowed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Users of Doximity, basically Facebook for doctors, are finding antivax posts in their feeds. Fark: from other doctors, UltraFark: no anonymity on Doximity, you have to be a verified health care professional
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Estate sales for used Harleys to begin today
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Fri August 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One ANOMALOUS, misguided intrusion threatens careful planning and inflicts irreparable harm of VAST DIMENSIONS
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Since whopper is also a word meaning big lie, this is statistically unsurprising
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
In Texas, it's a battle between the CDC moratorium on evictions and the judges who just don't care
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Seven states make up half of the cases of Freedom Flu in the US
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, walking... I first read that with an "n" in there somewhere
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The five main reasons you are having trouble sleeping that don't involve clowns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I'm vaccinated, but my kids aren't. Should I avoid gatherings?
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When the tag is the opposite of the story
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Moderna vaccine remains 93% effective against symptomatic COVID at 6 months"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you happen to see a West African Banded Cobra slithering around Grand Prairie, Texas, the local police would like to be notified
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man puts a 13-foot skeleton on his front yard with a sign that reads "See you soon, idiots" to encourage people to get vaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeSantis operating under the presumption that no publicity is bad publicity, including the preventable deaths of thousands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plague rats gonna plague rat and see no reason to not keep plague ratting
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Using this cake mix makes baking fast and easy because it comes with almost everything you need already in it. Like the enriched flour, sugar, flavor extract, E.coli, baking soWAIT...what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
COVID watched Revenge of the Nerds
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe we should stop calling Bryson DeChambeau the "Mad Scientist" of Golf?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State will have THE mask mandate in THE fall
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's time once again for America's wealthy building contractors to trim up their goatees and trailer their Harleys to Sturgis, South Dakota, for what has become the nation's premier annual super-spreader event
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The delta on Delta: +10%
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Federal Judge stops Texas from implementing racist policy. No, not that one. No, not that one either. No, still not....look, just click the link, would you?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Were you about to be evicted? Thank the CDC for another 60 days
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana Attorney General sends out detailed steps to department staff on how their children can avoid the state's re-instated in-school mask mandate
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC urges Americans to not travel to several countries due to a very high COVID risk, traveling to Florida still apparently ok though
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyson to require vaccination for all US workers, which may prove to be a turning point in the battle against the virus, since when a huge dude who bites ears tells you to do something, you do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liberal lawmakers erupt in fury at Biden White House over end of eviction moratorium, the stomping of impotent feet will continue for minutes while at their vacation houses
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor DeSantis has locked the doors, put the pedal down, and said no one's getting out of the car until the ride is over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People are *finally* deciding that they don't want to fark around and find out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The CDC has added 16 destinations to its list of "very high" risk for COVID-19, although for some reason "the United States" is not included on it
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Florida's hospitals are taking steps to battle record COVID surge. Putting plague rat DeSantis into a medically-induced coma still not an approved treatment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Banks are buying up homes so they can rent them to "Generation Rent", formerly known as Millennials
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smiles are still free, but you'll never notice
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC to strongly encourage people to wear face masks in public indoor settings. If that is the same type of encouragement certain people in the construction make, expect everyone to be wearing masks by Wednesday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If COVID is real, what about the black guy? Checkmate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
70% of American adults have received at least one vaccine dose
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Better question, why push the narrative that personal freedom is antithetical to the common good?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A lot more people won't be able to get medical treatment due to antivaxxers sucking up available hospital resources in order to preserve freedumbs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A priest, a rabbi, and 7.5 million unemployed people walk into a bar. Bartender says what is this, some kind of joke
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm so upset I could spit. And pee. And throw up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florida Floridas it up Floridaly
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(Salon)
 
 
 
This is how the pandemic ends, not with a bang but with unvaccinated corpses in body bags
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host and COVID denier quickly moving through "finding out" and approaching "found out"
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Sat July 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump and his maelstrom of bullshiat caused the Delta variant surge
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
"Parents and teachers say state leaders have stripped them of weapons against COVID-19." Surprisingly this isn't just limited to Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This map should shock you into wearing a mask
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Fri July 30, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If you recently lost some NUCLEAR material, authorities in Ohio have found it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis: "In Florida, there will be no lockdowns, there will be no school closures, there will be no restrictions and no mandates in the state of Florida," Floridians: Sorry we weren't paying attention, too busy desperately gasping for breath
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(PBS)
 
 
 
With the eviction moratorium expiring this weekend, landlords' gloves are about to come off. Here's what to expect
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"The problem is that these calls for sympathy and accommodation only flow one way. Liberals are expected to do all the sacrificing, on the grounds that they have the capacity for empathy, and nothing is asked of conservatives"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Read my lips. No. New. Masks. A winning GOP plan for 2022 or suicide pact? Time will tell
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♬Are you ready for the Summer? ♬ Are you ready for the sunshine? ♬ Are you ready to cough & wheeze ♬ and die for Jeez ♬ as the Covid starts foolin' around. ♬
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis didn't think the anti-vax leopards would eat HIS face
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Gov, Ron DeSantis (R-FL) gives speech in Salt Lake City at conservative public policy conference, mocking CDC guidance on COVID-19. Back home, Floridian deaths from virus hit 92 yesterday
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Health experts concerned that a million Iowans eating deep fried butter wrapped in bacon could be a public health issue. Also something about a superspreader event
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Or... just spitballin' here.... DON'T FARKING GO TO LAS VEGAS DURING THE PANDEMIC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA! USA! USA! Always striving to be the greatest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coronavirus Variant begins spreading rapidly across Florida. No, no, ANOTHER one
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
President Biden to allow eviction moratorium to expire on Saturday, so if you've been looking for sweet deals on free furniture on the side of the road as people get kicked out, you're in luck. You're an asshole, but you're in luck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you live in Trump country? Check this map
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be hard to believe that we've reached a point of stupidity in this country so deep that people who want to get vaccinated have to sneak out to do it so they don't piss off their MAGAt relatives. But then, you don't live in Missouri
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other words, "I never knew my constituents were this dumb"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds says she knows who is to blame for the rise of the Delta Variant. Dumbass GOP governors who refused to enforce basic public health protocols or advocate vaccinations? Nah, of course not, it's "immigrants", silly
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Dumbass files dumb suit to keep this dumb pandemic humming along
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Wed July 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ This is the pandemic that doesn't end / So put your masks back on, my friends / Some morons rejected the vaccine not knowing what it was / And they're keeping us from herd immunity forever just because ♫
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why it's not a good idea for the government to lie to its citizens
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Let's see what Lauren Boebert thinks of the reinstatement of the House mask requirement...yep, just about as expected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi to Qevin: You moran
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait. We need a CNN headline to tell us that Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis actively choose politics over science?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House of Representatives to reinstate mask mandate due to GQP anti-vaxxers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is how it's done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only two people have agreed to pay their TSA mask fines out of over 2,400 incidents. Close enough for government work
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Feces of Antioch in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall make Trump President again"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We know how this ends
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Republican judges are staunch defenders of viruses' constitutional rights to infect people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hopefully you haven't thrown your masks away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
YOLO *wheeze... beeeeeeeeeeeep*
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Mon July 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Live free and die
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, but these are probably the same fanny-pack wearing halfwits who think you're supposed to stand on the left side of a Metro escalator
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri governor still has no interest in fighting the state's surge in coronavirus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House committee to CDC: We are totally doing "phrasing", again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Deadly, silent or not
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Central Florida's largest hospital chain updates status from 'yellow' to 'red' as COVID-19 cases surge at ludicrous speed, presenting the terrifying prospect of the entire state of Florida going to plaid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nation's foremost expert on infectious diseases says we're boned, totally boned
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Sun July 25, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missouri's AG vows to make sure St. Louis remains the Gateway to Covid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like even Ron DeSantis isn't crazy enough for the modern Republican Party
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We don't want to alarm anyone, but this is the peak time for rare, flesh-eating bacteria
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
According to a poll, most unvaccinated Americans don't want COVID-19 shots
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Sat July 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal court to allow Florida its floating petri dishes. Weird choice to quarantine yourself with people from God's waiting room, but okay
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Uh, had a slight pandemic. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Family values Republicans
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Fri July 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The common cold is becoming common again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago makes sensible choice about masks in schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated assholes from Georgia kill a 5-year-old boy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Florida, Missouri and Texas have in common? They are the three states that now account for 40% of new coronavirus cases
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Thu July 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jason Vorhees survives certain doom, campers get what was coming to them for doing stupid things. These plots are so predictable
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If COVID-19 wasn't enough, US health officials are now tracking a superbug fungus among us
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