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Thu August 06, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's not just you, we're all stuck in a Trump time loop. The scary part is none of us can escape it
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Apparently two decades of pandemic war games were no match for Trump's incompetence
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study supports more frequent HIV screening among high-risk young men who have sex with men. Also, wearing rubbers when it's wet
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(US Department of Education)
 
 
 
The US Department of Education on Coronavirus - Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence made the news last week visiting a private school in N. Carolina and applauding their opening. Now 4th graders get a pop up 2 week vacation. Go ahead and guess why
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes. Or no. Or maybe. But maybe not, too. Cool graphics, though
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
First Alaskan cruise of the year tentatively tries to leave port, immediately turns around after discovering a passenger caught Covid-19 on the flight there
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The stupid, it burns like a fever and dry cough. Or a cherry from a cigarette
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Research on other vaccines has shown that they are less effective on obese people. Which means that even if an effective Covid-19 vaccine IS developed, Americans may still be screwed, blued and deep-fried bar-b-que'd
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis
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Tue August 04, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
The official COVID-19 case count in Texas is short by at least tens of thousands of cases
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think the vaccine will be the cure-all? With all the complications and lasting problems being identified we're looking at $BILLIONS in long-term medical costs
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The push to reopen schools is doomed to fail
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who's keeping track of how many health care workers are dying of Covid-19? The CDC? HHS? OSHA? No, just this one anesthesiologist who stays up late at night reading obituaries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx announces what everyone's known for a month
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Does anyone really know how many people in the U.S. are hospitalized with COVID-19. Answer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to stop the coronavirus in its tracks? Too bad the one surefire solution -- SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING -- is the one solution Americans won't accept
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So when a vaccine is finally developed, who will be first in line to get it? What, you thought you'd be near the front? Oh, you sweet precious flower
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hold the onions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who had 182,000 by late August in the pool?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Rise and Fall of America: They Were Incredibly Rich But A Very Stupid People
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
How the world made so much progress on a COVID-19 vaccine so fast even though vaccines typically take years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Summer camp in GA that "took almost every precaution" shows us all what to expect this fall when schools open, with most of the campers going home with COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why didn't Japan have a serious COVID outbreak? The explanation could be that they went well beyond WHO guidelines to prevent airborne transmission
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump continues to obsessively work to defeat Trump, regardless of the cost
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Actually, most Americans have no clue what that would be like since they don't have passports. But how about this: We are turning into Little Rock
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to pull out the kiddy wagon from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, new study suggests children may carry COVID-19 at high levels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 Data in the US is an 'Information Catastrophe.'" The response isn't going to win any awards any time soon, either. "Obvious" tag remains WFH and will only respond to texts these days
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO official points out COVID-19 is not in a "second" wave and is not a seasonal illness like the flu. Reports indicate this comes as a surprise to those who aren't clear on the definition of "second," "wave," or "is"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Lines to remain drydocked through the end of October
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(Local News)
 
 
 
After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
People are starting to call homeless encampments "Trumpvilles"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "American Catastrophe: How Did We Get Here?". Answer: see tag
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Tue July 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's becoming increasingly evident that the 2020 MLB champion isn't going to be via World Series, rather the team that grabs the ropes and stands up like the end of Rocky II
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's your problem, America. You used "Red Dawn" to fight COVID-19 when you should've used "The Andromeda Strain"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A top Chinese CDC official was injected with an experimental vaccine. No word if he'll end up as Red Dragon or The Omega Man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TNfected
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Well, there's Spam, egg, smallpox, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WUFT Gainesville)
 
 
 
Seventeen anesthesiology residents at one of Florida's "premier" university hospital systems went to a party and got COVID-19. Meanwhile, you flunked trigonometry, but at least you know to wear a mask and stay home
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else"
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Sun July 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German cruise ship 'tests the water' during the coronavirus pandemic with short cruise to nowhere. Only tests 1200 passengers temp with simple questionnaire. This won't end well
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's mind bending
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How bad has COVID-19 gotten in Florida? Bad enough that Florida lawyers are offering free living wills to teachers who are being forced back into in-school teaching this fall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump might be... learning?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work the rides at Disney World. The clientele we've had since reopening has been...fascinating"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder if it's the 23.8 lies he spews out of his pie hole each and every day?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That's the ticket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Becoming?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart is better at being the CDC than the CDC
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
CDC: if you're into making masks at home, make sure you're into multiples too
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How do exponential curves work again?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to talk to maskless covidiots
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Silent spread of virus keeps scientists grasping for clues", victims gasping for air
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says that if he can't get his satanic 666 devil-chip inside of your Christian body on the first try, he'll dig and stab and poke you again and again until you take the Mark of the Beast and worship his dark lord forever
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Re-opening schools for normal in-person instruction is so popular that a whopping 8% of the population supports it
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Wed July 22, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Marijuana could help treat sickle cell anemia, make you happy, feel good about yourself
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
COVID-19 forces government to issue long-awaited formal recommendation regarding the use of glory holes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump shifts tone on pandemic, now says things will "probably get worse before they get better". So either we've turned the corner and flattened the curve or they've flattened the corner around the curve we've just turned
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Coronavirus infections could be up to 13 times higher across US than initially reported, CDC finds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US is flunking its collective cognitive assessment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news, everybody. Cinnabon is now a health food store
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Premature births decreased during the lockdowns earlier this year and scientists aren't sure why
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Could Trump's handling of the pandemic have been any worse? In other news, Chandler Bing is now writing headlines for the Washington Post
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's latest skill? Counting backwards
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trench fever, because why not
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeon General: Look. If we're going to have a federal mask mandate we're going to need to be sending more stormtroopers into the streets like we did in Portland. And since you all didn't seem to like the stormtroopers, we can't have masks. Get it?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
We all know Fox News is a propaganda machine, but we might be underestimating just how much misinformation it spews out
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Nino, you worry a bit too much
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP senators realize that their home states are experiencing a coronavirus surge. Hell of a wake-up call
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(Independent)
 
 
 
President Paulie Cicero doesn't like South Korea, because "They didn't pay us"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells WaPo that when it comes to the pandemic, the president is "not really working this anymore. He doesn't want to be distracted by it. He's not calling and asking about data. He's not worried about cases"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Then why did you run the piece?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Once again, Trump's hyperbole fails to live up to reality
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that we missed the chance to safely reopen schools, here's the more expensive option
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(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, how worried should we be about air conditioning?
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Now, I might be a simple country astrochicken, but this doesn't strike me as an endorsement
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
About farking time Target
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America enters the, "Ere, he says he's not dead yet. Well can you hang around a couple of minutes, he won't be long?" moment of pandemic phase two
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
RNC to restrict attendance during convention. "This plan includes but is not limited to on-site temperature checks, available PPE, aggressive sanitizing protocols, and available COVID-19 testing"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate. I've had sex with two men in my life and they were both totally different, and I now believe that I have discovered the two archetypes of men in the universe. Should your readers learn about my extraordinary discovery?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your hazmat suits for air travel have landed. Good luck with your drinking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After a record 70,237 people died of overdoses in 2017, Trump put Jared on the case, who assembled a blue-ribbon commission to tackle the problem. And by 2019 there were just 70,980 overdose deaths in the US. Mission Accomplished
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 1/3 of all children tested in Florida are positive for Coronavirus
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: attacking me only hurts the President, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, and YES
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have determined THAT was a lie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
67,400 in a single day is now the number to beat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You don't talk about the precarious situations of NYC's iconic boxing clubs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump reduced fines for nursing homes for killing residents. And then, Coronavirus happened
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup Poll: Republican governors now losing residents' support on COVID-19. Subby's going out on a limb here by saying it could have something to do with all the virus cases skyrocketing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie: Screw the CDC. I'll make my own pandemic data, with blackjack and hookers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's what the CDC has for schools as guidelines for reopening....looks like it will be all virtual again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quarantine, here we come, right back where we started from
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If you've got the 'beetus you need to chill. No, seriously
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Japan blames US for 'not taking coronavirus seriously' after major outbreaks at military bases in Okinawa
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ayanna Pressley to Betsy DeVos: "I wouldn't trust you to care for a house plant let alone my child"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Mark Meadows was offered the White House Chief of Staff job, knowing all the reports of chaos and dysfunction in the WH, and aware of the fact that we was Trump's 4th pick in three years, he thought "This will be EASY, I GOT this"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Subby thought aliens usually opted for a different orifice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know 100 people? At least one of them probably has COVID-19
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead
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Sat July 11, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Death Valley doing its part to live up to its name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare heat wave event is forecast this weekend. Swelter in place?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't ignore advice from your top infectious disease expert if you ignore the existence of your expert in the first place
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump desperately pushes the FDA to approve aquarium cleaner again to save what few voters are still going to vote for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no plan
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chef doesn't understand the backlash to his Coronavirus-inspired culinary creation
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Subby's guessing "Not Sweden"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why people who use the "but why aren't we more concerned about black-on-black crime" argument as a deflection are even bigger morons than you previously suspected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers say we don't need to worry so much about the new Swine Flu potential. Unfortunately our deadly pandemic dance card is already full
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President of teachers' union: "I double-dog dare Donald Trump to sit in a class of 39 sixth graders and breathe that air"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Carnival cancels more cruises, is now shuffling like a methed-up poker tournament
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The "pro-life" party wants, nay DEMANDS, that you sacrifice your children for... no reason at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...any proposed approach to achieve herd immunity through natural infection is not only highly unethical, but also unachievable"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada should build a wall and America should pay for it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iranians aren't letting Americans be the only people apathetic about the cresting second wave of COVID-19
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Subby needs to do the math, but schools are opening in a month and it looks like this covid-19 stuff might be dangerous to them, too
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas GOP votes to hold a 6,000+ in-person convention in Houston, the hotspot of the state's Coronavirus outbreak
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What are "summer camp people" losing this year? Certainly not their innocence
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nursing home posts "We beat COVID 19" sign out front to lure in customers ... after 26 residents die from the virus
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rural Oregon sheriff knew church was holding services prior to COVID outbreak, still won't fine pastor as that would be "divisive"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who says the AP doesn't have a sense of humor?
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
'Aren't you tired of COVID?' asked the pastor. Church of God congregations in Cleveland, TN shut down again by His Meek and Tiny Creation
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bankrupt former casino owner ragrets taking struggling slumlord's counsel : "No more of Jared's woke shiat"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Todays Fark ready headline. Shepard quarantined for Coronavirus has dozen of sheep in a tizzy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Only 50% of Americans plan to get the Coronavirus vaccine once it's available. Also, here's the Venn diagram of those Americans and Trump supporters: ●
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus brings American decline out in the open. Sorry, admins, there's no way to snark this
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"What if we modified a bug zapper and put it on everyone's face to ward off the virus?" "Hey, if you're the test subject, go for it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pilot study states declining eyesight can be improved by looking at red light. Runway lights to be modified accordingly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says if drastic measures aren't taken to contain the COVID-19 surge we could see *pinky to lips* 100,000 new cases a day before we know it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Florida mask evokes nostalgia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC gives up
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything just "HAS" to be bigger in Texas. Even the number of people infected with novel coronavirus
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Covid-19 safety incredibly seriously...for himself
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
90% of U.S.-bound cruise ships brought us the coronavirus in early March. Good thing Captain Trump warned us too late
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(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A quick question: How can you "lose control" of something that you never had under control in the first place?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
One of the fringe benefits of Covid-19 is Guillain-Barré Syndrome
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(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three new studies find that Fox News is literally killing thousands of Americans with intentional pandemic disinformation. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... START... YOUR... LAWYERS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona is the new COVID capitol of the USA, thanks to the lack of leadership from Gov. Doug Ducey (R-Cold Stone Creamery) who even banned cities from requiring masks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen Z is out to kill off the boomers
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's ridiculous to treat schools like covid hot zones - everybody knows they're much better as daycare centers
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Viral science superspreader Dr. Fauci testifies before the US House today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brad Parscale claims those who trolled Trump rally "don't know what they're talking about or how our rallies work." In other news, Brad Parscale still employed for now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where the hell is OSHA in all of this?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus Taskforce© would like you to know that they will have told you so
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Mosquito)
 
 
 
Yes, it's true: mosquitoes really are more attracted to certain kinds of people. Here comes the *SWAT* science
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida now requiring people in major cities to wear masks in public, not so fast, Jacksonville
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You didn't want to go to a pro sports game anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tulsa scared
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not content with just getting covid at the agent orange rally saturday, Trump supporters started infecting each other yesterday in Tulsa
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bacteria found in nuclear reactors might be the key to faster, cheaper, not great, not terrible vaccines
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Emails show Pence had CDC director call Colorado state health officials and talk them into letting meat packing plant reopen, which promptly became a virus hotspot
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Bad? The virus. Worse? Bonus bacterial superinfection
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New VOA wants to eliminate any fears of Trump propaganda. Oh, he used to work for Steve Bannon? Clearly that's a gin blossom of an entirely different color
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
National tick surveillance survey identifies gaps to be filled. It must have been a nightmare getting into all those dogs' ears and bears' butts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Romero Institute for Contact Tracing discovers that homeowners don't answer phone call from numbers they don't recognize
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... *smokebomb*
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The virus may have Vegas folding on cash, going all-in on chips
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During a phone call with governors, according to audio obtained by the NY Times. Pence urged the state leaders to take on the administration's explanation for rises in cases - that more testing has led to more positive cases - which isn't at all true
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Whatever floats your boat
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(Wired)
 
 
 
But start with yourself. Eau de Hobo is not appealing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are liability waivers for employees and customers the new normal in business? And what's going to be (inevitably) buried in the legalese?
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
What stories can you share about side effects to medications, treatments you may have experienced? LGT definition
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GSK gets FDA approval for HIV drug for children, won't say if it's chocolate or cotton candy flavored
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Subby has to report for jury duty today. Anyone have a good story about serving?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"As far as the virus is concerned, we can allow it to dominate us, or we can learn as much as we can about it and we can learn how to live with it in a safe, prescribed manner. And I think the second option is the one that's going to be adopted"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Emails released in response to a FOIA request show that the CDC blacklisted a news outlet and refused to provide interviews to them after Trump criticized the outlet. What the screaming fark?: Voice of America
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has not overwhelmed our hospitals. What have we learned?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Having a baby in Albuquerque, look Native American, and your ZIP code is on the "Pueblos List"? Then you get designated a "person under investigation" and your infant gets separated from you at birth
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
GOOD: America has won the war against the Corona Virus. BAD: In the same way we won the war in Vietnam - it got too expensive and we pretended that it was over
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The unusual happenstance of Hero trumping the Florida tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody stole the "I withdraw from WHO" notification letter from Trump's stack of documents to sign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So much for "ashes and embers." Leaked CDC document shows 36% increase in COVID-19 cases in one week. Fark: The USA had the biggest spike of percentage change in daily cases
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local health officials are facing firing, death threats or both because they won't go along with politicians who put the almighty dollar over public health
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The image doesn't match the headline. No way is zucchini gracious
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White House to blame imminent COVID-19 spike on Mexicans, because of course
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Maldives begin allowing people out during daytime, confirming they are not run by vampires
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
During the 1918 influenza pandemic's second spike, Americans resisted social distancing because of their penchant for bucking authority. Sadly history will probably repeat itself
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Higher virus numbers are infecting Lower Korea
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Are you a terrorist?" "No." "Do you have the 'rona?" "No." "Ok, here's your boarding pass, enjoy your flight"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
Boobies
 
They may take our sports, travel, and dining out, but they'll never take our Jobbie Nooner. "But will revelers wear masks, when some don't even wear tops?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases seem to be spiking again in the wake of many states "re-opening" and 1,000+ people are still dying every day from it, so what is the White House's response? "Coronavirus? *eyeroll* jeez that is SO 'last month' tcha"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The WHO releases its new hit, Ball of Confusion
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find that contraceptives can make you fat. Well who the heck is eating condoms?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
And the hits keep coming: A glass shortage could be a huge problem for distributing a COVID-19 vaccine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Two days ago Seattle banned the use of tear gas on protesters. Two days later
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During the pandemic, we must ask ourselves, "Where the hell was Congress?"
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Peer reviewed paper finds non-compliance with social distancing linked to psychopathic behavior
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Black workers are being left behind as the economy reopens
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Worldometer)
 
 
 
US Deaths from COVID top 112k. Remember COVID?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Racism is so American that when they see me protesting it, they think I'm protesting America" - Anonymous sign seen at protest. Civil Unrest, Day 12
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(Mic)
 
 
 
A group of Amazon employees is suing the company for making them Prime candidates for the coronavirus
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody calm down. We only need to worry when the warm Caribbean water precipitates sharknado and they mate into a mutant species of killer super pests with really sharp teeth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins epidemiologist: "We should always evaluate the risks and benefits of efforts to control the virus, in this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus"
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Nationalize Amazon
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
When teargas teams up with coronavirus: the chemical agent seeps into homes, contaminates food, furniture, skin and surfaces, and can cause long-term lung damage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, over here...remember me? It's Coronavirus and I'm spreading faster than ever now but don't worry, carry on with whatever it is you're now doing and just forget about me
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
2020 pulls a throwback move, figures now is the time to bring back the tick-borne disease that has symptoms just like COVID. Stores run out of DEET in 3...2
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is a tear gas truther
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A bad thing about the George Floyd protests? COVID-19 spikes
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
His Orangeness to news organizations: I hereby DEMAND that you correct your stories about me using tear gas on civilians for my Bible photo op. HEREBY DEMAND. News organizations: Uh, we hereby talked to the CDC, and they hereby said it was tear gas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here
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Tue June 02, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Feds release COVID-19 numbers from nursing homes before Anonymous can beat them to it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you get a call from a number you don't recognize, don't automatically ignore it. The person on the other end could be calling from County Public Health Services to tell you you've been exposed to COVID-19." - yeah, good luck with that one
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaand, here come the mosquitoes carrying West Nile Virus and St Louis Encephalitis
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Having high blood pressure may make having coronavirus much more dangerous. Hey, anyone remember coronavirus? We're supposed to be in the middle of a global coronavirus pandemic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
27% of polled Americans don't plan on getting a COVID-19 vaccine, number rises to 40% of Republicans
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee decides that if the coronavirus doesn't kill you, the pesticides will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NC Governor: Trump wanted full convention, no social distancing, and no masks ... because of course he did
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is your hair cuttery reopening? Be ready to pay COVID fees, wash your own hair, and skip the chitchat with your stylist. You might as well stay home, get drunk and flowbee yourself (again)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Several States take up mushroom farming, you know, keep us in the dark and feed us you know what
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Terrible. No, wait. I might be remembering that joke wrong
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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(String quartet)
 
 
 
Your teeth get stained red
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House delaying citizenship oaths so new Americans can't exercise recently won voting rights
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speculation swirls about the next Supreme Court vacancy after Justice Thomas says he might fall on the sword to lock down the conservatives' 5-4 majority
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More proof you don't need to mow the lawn during this 96-day weekend
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Over 40% of workers tested at fruit plant have coronavirus. Those at nearby shrub still lacking tests
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller is reproducing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney may not know or care what the prevention paradox is, but his latest statement on COVID-19 seems to be a textbook example of it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump mocks Biden for caring about the health of others missing an opportunity to push the only "cure" proven to increase campaign contributions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Psychics are experiencing a boom during the pandemic, but most didn't see it coming
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Second stylist at COVID Cuts in Missouri tests positive after contacting 56 more clients. Other salons race to match offer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooo
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Sat May 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Las Vegas can never be known as the place where people go and get sick," says official on plans to reopen the City of Lost Wages in two weeks. What are the odds he's going to regret saying that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You can't lead the world in COVID-19 deaths if you just don't count them all. (taps side of head, looks on knowingly)
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course it was nothing more than a campaign move
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(NYPost)