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Thu August 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cricketer's hamster hides in sack for an "away" game, is warmly received upon discovery. NONE of this is a euphemism
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Yellowstone National Park officials investigating discovery of foot found floating in hot spring. Authorities searching for person who looks defeated
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hyundai infotainment systems cracked after password is discovered to be "Hello World"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
You know what else climate change is going to do to the planet? It could force the Loch Ness Monster to go in search of food and lead to the discovery that it's real
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jews fleeing Russian persecution. Discord will lead to a farkin uke exodus
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Unable to get premium brands due to sanctions, Russia planning to launch discount clothing store to orbit
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian infantry vehicle decides the safest path is between two previously destroyed tanks, only to discover a delightful surprise waiting for them up the middle
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Sat August 13, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cops in rich Boston 'burb discover the IT guy who's been running their department web site for free for the last 20 years apparently no longer works for the town. Whoopsie
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
We didn't discover the "smoking gun" evidence for the Big Bang until the mid-1960s. We could have done it much earlier just by looking at the TV static on channel 03
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Over 500 people get together to take advantage of great discount on layoffs from Groupon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We go down to the indie disco every Tuesday night dance to our favourite indie hits until the morning light. We've got a table in the corner that is always ours under the poster of Morrissey with a bunch of flowers. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Seafloor spaghetti monster discovered by scientists (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Qantas about to discover most of their executives have a preexisting back condition
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Human remains discovered at Lake Mead. This is not a repeat of the last two times it was not a repeat
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Thu August 04, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1944, Anne Frank was captured from the South Pacific Island laboratory in which she had discovered Radium
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local weatherman discovers the magic of television, hilarity ensues
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tenth circle of hell discovered
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The sleazy Kansas lawmaker who tried to trick voters into ending the right to abortion aborts phone call when he's discovered
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Tue August 02, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New extinct panda species discovered in Europe. China is not happy because everybody knows pandas have only ever existed there despite the fossil records showing otherwise
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Returning vacationer discovers her luggage wants to rock her like a hurricane
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hill? Researchers discover a mountain of new ant species in Oz. "We are not talking about three or four new species, but thousands of them"
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Mixmag)
 
 
 
Ravers break Guiness record, prove Disco Stu right
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Canadians discover the horrors of landlords who think New York is a world class city with world class apartments
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern discovered that you can dip hard-boiled eggs into various dips, then clock out for the day
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Time traveller from the year 2906 claims humanity 'one year away from discovering hostile species' that's been deep underground who are responsible for many of the Earth's major disasters
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover dolphins are listening to kpop
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hominid fossil guy Lee Berger's team's greatest discovery was in 2013 in a cave chamber whose 18 cm wide entrance kept him out. He made a video after finally getting in today. Spiffy: New excavation of another chamber hits paydirt. Sorry creationists
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Santa discovers material that removes toxic pollutants from drinking water. Efficacy on elf and reindeer droppings unclear
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Detroit Bureau)
 
 
 
Tesla Cybertruck already discontinued in Australia, despite production not set to begin for at least another year
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Mon July 25, 2022
(W3IGG)
 
 
 
Pharmabro Martin Shrikeli has been banned from both the pharmaceutical and securities industries. So what does he do? start a web3 drug discovery company
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
On this date in 1965, someone famous discovered electricity
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
GM: we're discontinuing passenger cars because we can't make a profit off of them. Also GM: except this upcoming EV for $300K, squarely in Bentley & Rolls territory
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare wolphin, the first known hybrid between whale and dolphin, discovered off Kauai. More research is needed, preferably on site over many months
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ultra-deadly briney pool discovered at the bottom of the Red Sea kills anything that swims into it. It literally pickles everything (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 20, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Those are some tasty burgers to the left, spittle-flecked slideshow hate and reasonable discourse to the the right. *chugs a cup of Sprite*
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Tue July 19, 2022
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish scientist discovered that glow-fish are a bit awkward-looking, delicious
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Scientists discover sauropods liked Sichuan food
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noted economist Russell Brand has discovered the nefarious plot by Green Energy terrorists to bankrupt brave farmers and steal their land to build water parks and roller rinks
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
I scream. You scream. We all scream for these 18 discontinued frozen products to come back
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Thu July 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newly discovered niece-sister for Elon from his sister-aunt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
19th century beer cave rediscovered in Winterset, Iowa. Is that anything like a man cave?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marriage is more about a tax arrangement than love and commitment in the eyes of the government, and it is discouraging people from tying the knot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Van Gogh self-portrait discovered beneath one of his earlier paintings. Ear's looking at you
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for legitimate political discourse outside the home of Congressional Progressive Caucus chair Pramila Jayapal
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Wed July 13, 2022
(New York Public Library)
 
 
 
45 years ago tonight New Yorkers were seeing the lights go out on Broadway ... and the rest of the city
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Antenna TV)
 
 
 
Today is the 43rd anniversary of Disco Demolition Night at Comiskey Park in Chicago, which led to 1980 being an awful year for music in general
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hive's planning a rash of discontinuations of their smart home products. Hail Hydra
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that pocket gophers practice a form of agriculture. Studies suggest they don't just harvest the longleaf pine roots that grow into their homes - they cultivate them. Carl Spackler is not pleased
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's Lake Mead discovery: a WWII landing craft
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Mon July 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists make a disturbing discovery about the Colorado River, well what's left of it anyway
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(The Register)
 
 
 
That time when a sysadmin discovered that a soldier brought an external storage device to watch porn on a military computer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Botanical researchers have discovered an oak tree once thought to be extinct, and now in immediate need of conservation within Big Bend National Park in Texas. Great but how long is it going to be before some idiot tries to kill it?
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Sun July 10, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists at MIT think they've discovered a technological fix that could help reverse the effects of global warming, So you may want to start saving up for your ticket on the Snowpiercer now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gatekeepers "apologize" to Metallica for a new generation of fans daring to discover their music. Metallica very politely tell them to fark off
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Fri July 08, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Click the link on the left to read about the recently-discovered largest carnivorous dinosaur ever; click the link on the right to post "T-rex has tiny arms" memes
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Thu July 07, 2022
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Newly discovered Meraxes gigas dinosaur had tiny arms like T. rex. Still pales in comparison to Meraxes teras and petas
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
The d20 which caused ancient Rome to fail its saving throw against barbarians has been discovered
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Tue July 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
CERN discovers three new types of particles. Scientists eager to begin studying the Nog, the Rom, and the Brunt
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Office workers adjust to lunchflation by skipping restaurant, heading to convenience store to buy processed food, as well as fresh food about to expire and thus priced at deep discounts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like the folks at NPR have discovered DALL-E mini
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Mon July 04, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
It is the Fourth of July. It is the day which we celebrate the discovery of the Higgs Boson which was announced ten years ago today. Get out the grill. Get some cold ones. And watch some fireworks
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Sun July 03, 2022
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Joe and Emma Leaphorn invite Jim Chee over for dinner and learn the deputy's secret. Manuelito makes a discovery about the murders, and there may be a connection between everything. Dark Winds, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Discover what the '90s were like in Mexico
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Fri July 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Violently "protesting" the election: Legitimate Political Discourse. Peacefully protesting a bullshiat SCOTUS decision: That's an arresting. Difficulty: U.S. House Representative
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Thu June 30, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
King's tomb has been discovered fully intact... in Delaware
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Wed June 29, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby at work is taking a trip through the Scissor Sisters discography today. What's playing/what are you Farkers listening to at your place of employment?
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's 1983 and you're working for Atari creating a Star Wars video arcade game. How do you hide yours and your colleagues' names in the game? Easy: just do it and to hell with the consequences. This "Easter Egg" is discovered 40 years later
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Executives at Warner Brothers Discovery are searching for Christopher Nolan's phone number
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bartender guy puts on leisure suit, makes '70s disco-era cocktails and ... HATES them. Cocaine, cigarettes and lead in the water made these tolerable, he proclaims
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Sun June 26, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A brief history of It's Raining Men to start your Pride Day parade
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Fri June 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man cutting tall grass discovers a woman's dead body. Subby only finds huge fire ant beds
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, that unknown documentary that got subpoenaed by the 1/6 Commission will see the light of day on Discovery+. Great, one more streaming service to buy
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists say they've discovered supersymmetry in Amber Heard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Omg guys Beyonce's new single is out. I SAID BEYONCE'S NEW SINGLE IS OUT. Have you listened yet? Why not? You gotta listen. LISTEN TO IT. HAVE YOU LISTENED? OMG LISTEN, LISTEN NOW, IT'S BEYONCE
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Mon June 20, 2022
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Fight inside a Virginia Mall followed by gunshots. Police dumbstruck upon discovering actual people in a shopping mall
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
What items would you bury that will cause a panic when future archeologists discover them?
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover polar bears adapting to live largely on glacier slush. If we extrapolate, polar bears will be raiding the humming bird feeder in your yard by 2030
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Subby's liquor fund
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
What's up with all these scientists naming the creepiest, crawliest creatures they discover after famous celebrities? Slate asks the question
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
So, we've discovered the "fastest nova ever." Here's why you should care
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Tue June 14, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England boss Gareth Southgate expresses typically English discomfort with proposed documentary on player WAGs, says term is not his cup of tea. "It's their partners and family. We want them to feel welcome"
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Gen Z employee shakes magic 8-ball and discovers Outlook Not So Good
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
USA Today discovers someone is actually coaching the Nebraska Cornhuskers and files a lawsuit over it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Humanity long gone in a million years, aliens discover the preserved remains of you and your home. As their only evidence we existed, how will they describe humans?
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(Marie Claire UK)
 
 
 
Social media discovers that Chris Evans is a Masshole
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
At the sadness of dozens of grandparents that bought it, Meta will be discontinuing consumer-sale of Portal
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
Happy 210th birthday to Johann Gottfried Galle who found the planet Neptune. He was the last guy to discover a planet orbiting our Sun. Suck it Clyde Tombaugh
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Tesla driver kills pedestrian after discovering car's new self-flying feature
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists discover unusual repeating fast radio burst three billion light-years away. Expected to arrive at Earth on April 5, 2063
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter discovers the concept of malicious compliance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Museum rediscovers 2000 year old yearbook in its collection. It was probably in an 130 year old box marked OLD STUFF
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Tue June 07, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"All is Lost"? Has Ally returned to the Inverse World? What has John Henry discovered? Find out on Superman & Lois, Ep.№13, the 3ʳᵈ-to-last episode of S.№2 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Tom Swift Ep.№2 "... And the 4b Curl" at 9, both on The CW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"...died by suicide." AND "[Deceased] shot himself 30 miles away from his home" AND "Perry County Sheriff Scott Montgomery said Middleton was discovered hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest." That's one hell of a suicide
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Subby believes he has discovered why the British sailed the Seven Seas in search of every spice: to avoid "barnyard and armpit"
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Sun June 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline writer has apparently discovered a Highlander, Jesus, or something of the sort
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Sat June 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airport security discovers 23 pounds of cocaine stuffed in wheelchair. The bunny-hops, burnouts and 360's are what gave him away
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Monkeypox has reached Australia; discovery of drop-bearpox, sharkpox, and NOPEpox will soon be announced
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A Michigan bar preparing for its 60 year anniversary discovers documents showing that it is in fact only turning 50
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Discovery of secret hole leads to discovery of prohibition era items
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Thu June 02, 2022
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Old Navy sinks as their crack team of MBAs discover that supply should meet demand, not the other way around
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Super-Earth exoplanet orbiting nearby star discovered. Potential names (unofficially) include Krypton
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Xanadu achieves 'big step forward' in quantum computing, disco roller rinks
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1968, writer and lecturer Helen Keller died, after discovering radium on her South Pacific island
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(News-Medical)
 
 
 
A new study about the impact of an autism assistance dog for children & their parents revealed a surprising discovery. The dogs are giving families the confidence to venture further afield & to more locations. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's an extra-dense layer of particles around Uranus, teehee
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frenchman about to discover life has its ups and downs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Step One: Lure tenants to by advertising cheap rental rates that includes a hidden "discount" Step two: Let the discount "expire" at the end of the 1st year and jack the rent by $1,000+. Step Three: Prof- err... pay the attorney general $2 million
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(Art News)
 
 
 
The FBI realized they were dealing with a forgery when they discovered that Campbell's never made a flavor called Basquiat
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Mon May 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
250 potential ancient curses discovered in Egypt
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Shocker: As more states legalize recreational weed, travel industry discovers cannabis tourism is not just for stoners
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
The oldest discovered mine in the Americas didn't produce coal or iron. Which explains why it was always in the red
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Sat May 28, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Where we finally discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Treebeard discovered to be Chilean out down south
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Science News)
 
 
 
24 pre-Columbian settlements in the Bolivian Amazon are discovered by LiDAR. No word if any of them contain a temple with a fertility god made of solid gold
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby was recently gifted a bottle of strawberry flavored bourbon, and discovered that it's utter crap. It isn't even fit to be poured down the drain. What other booze atrocities have you come across, either accidentally or intentionally?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New ultra-faint dwarf galaxy discovered. How do we know it's a dwarf galaxy? The light is really small
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Manchin (D-uh) accidentally discovers the purpose of representative government
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like manna from heaven, scientists are now able to pull a bucket full of water out of thin air daily with this new inexpensive discovery
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSentence has discovered baseball as a fundraising tool upon learning Ty Cobb once beat a multiple amputee senseless over some racist heckling
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archaeologists such as Manoj, Ramkumar, and Fidel Castro have discovered Chinese ceramic tiles in Pokkanarendal. No more Mad Libs. It's too much
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WZAZ in Lincoln Center, where disco lives forever
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Sun May 22, 2022
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of a newly discovered amphibian that you will see all day
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Sat May 21, 2022
(The Spectator UK)
 
Weeners
 
Newly discovered human monuments, that are more than twice the age of the pyramids of Egypt, are a tribute to man's other best friend
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 15 people who joined the Buffalo shooter's private chat on Discord about a half hour before his killing spree, just sit tight for a bit. The authorities are coming for their own private chat with you
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
La-Z-boy chairs from the Ha-Z Cra-Z 70s, man (upholstery inspired by Herb Tarlek)
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two thieves discovered with modified vehicle that has a license plate flipper and gas siphoning device installed. They are probably looking at grand theft charges for the value of gas alone
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marine scientists accidentally discover that disco lights kill scallops by making them more susceptible to trap fishing, boogie fever
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(Max Planck)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that Chimpanzee vocalizations are far more complex and structured than previously thought. Tarzan nods knowingly
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mind altering parasite discovered that absolutely no Farkers are infected with
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(DW)
 
 
 
Researchers discover how herpes reactivates after lying dormant in the body. Hey, anyone remember herpes?
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If red hats, pillows, buckets of soup, and an entire parallel media apparatus weren't enough, the grift now includes discounted socks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Commie as f-k': Senior Twitter engineer recorded saying the social media giant's staff 'censors the right' all the time. Oh man that sounds serious, who discovered... aw hell no
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Striking" new snek discovered in Paraguay. But it's non-venomous so don't get too rattled
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1985, the discovery of the Ozone Hole was announced, which kind of sounds like a planetary erogenous zone and was aptly named since that was where we were farking the planet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Black Air force veteran buys the biggest house in the Virginia town where he grew up, a large Antebellum mansion, to host big family parties, discovers his ancestors used to "work" there....for free
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat discovers the secret of the bathtub, now demand spa days from the servants
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Fri May 13, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY discovers another way to save money
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Researchers think they've discovered what causes SIDS. Bad news: No one wants to volunteer their kids for double blind study
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Calling your group Moms for Liberty but wanting to ban books seems like a mental disconnect
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
EHT set to reveal "groundbreaking" discovery about Milky Way. Spoiler: Elon Musk has bought the naming rights to the galaxy and it will henceforth be known as the "Musky Way"
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Another victim discovered as a result of climate change
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Scientists discover massive reservoir of water under Antarctic ice. Well, it's ice for now anyway
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Fri May 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The country where everything's trying to kill you discovers a new thing, and yep - it's trying to kill you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Luxury condo pool shutdown after pool stool discovered
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
$5,000 reward to any divers that discover more bodies submerged in Lake Mead. Though at the rate the lake level is falling, hikers will do too
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists discover vast supplies of flowing water underneath Antarctica, declare it to be "like sticking a straw in the groundwater system in Florida"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
1000 year-old cave figures discovered in Alabama. But enough about Mo Brooks
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Tue May 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A couple renovating a 150-year-old house have made a surprising discovery, and now they can credibly claim that the house has 'good bones'
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
"I think it was reported by school staff that it was kind of a horseplay incident...once the video surfaced later it was discovered it was quite a bit more than that"
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Scientists have made a big discovery about the Earth's crust. Just wait until they get to the crust on Uranus
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Mon May 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally discovered the ideal amount of sleep to get when you hit middle age. Basically, the answer is "more than you're getting"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Disco is finally dead: Singer, actress and 'inventor of the discotheque' Regine passes away at 92
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Children's book from 2001 discontinued and shredded after teachers point out that maybe it's better if children don't think everyone with a turban or a niqab is scary
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
United Arab Emirates Mars orbiter scores big by discovering A) Sand. B) Giant Worms. C) Water. D) Aurora
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three words that should never appear together: Disco needle attacks
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The BBC reveals discovery of the new, best pasta dish
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
South American penis snakes discovered in Florida. Aren't there already enough dicks in that state?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fossil of 450-million-year-old marine animal discovered. You look tasty
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama discovers a way to create an even worse environment for public school employees
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Mon April 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sooo Novak Jerkavich is discovering that spending all his time with lawyers and officials trying to cheat the Covid restrictions instead of exercising and building stamina has been detrimental to his tennis game. Go figure
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Normally, Steve Martin trending on Twitter thanks to his classic King Tut number being rediscovered would merit the Cool tag. But here it is because humorless zoomers are attacking it for cultural appropriation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"NFTs Stolen After Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram, Discord Hacked" headline means either the 2010s are in the past in this timeline, we're playing MadLibs again, or these are some really good drugs
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Fri April 22, 2022
(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Renter discovers bear family of 5 hibernating in house's crawlspace on undocumented sublease
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary trying to shut down Trump lawsuit. Lawsuit that was going to blow up in Trump's face during discovery. So Hillary is trying to protect Trump?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
So... shoved in the back of a drawer for years until being rediscovered and summarily thrown away?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The discovery of micronovae have astronomers triggered on a cosmic scale
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Harry Potter where they discover Voldemort's unusually-prolonged life was due to him feeding off the blood of unicorns in the Forbidden Forest?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovery of bacteria linked to prostate cancer hailed as potential breakthrough. Despite their hard work, researchers are not white-knuckling this
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
THIS is why TikTok was invented
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