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Thu January 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The president sat at his desk signing a huge stack of papers, not one of which was blank. It's going to take a while to get used to this
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump leaves Biden a letter on the Resolute Desk. Farkers, what do you think was written and in which color crayon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Ted Cruz reiterates his condemnation of the consequences of his own actions, finds them despicable
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Horn-hatted Q-anon idiot left a threatening note on VP Pence's desk during last week's insurrection, riot, and assassination attempt on congress
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
TX pastor: "We have an executive order - not from Congress or D.C., but from the desk of the CEO of heaven, the boss of the planet, He said from his desk in heaven, this is my will; Trump will be in for eight years." Oh, and keep your guns loaded
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Sun January 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A manatee and her two children assemble to form a fat SR-71
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sorry congress, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah wah wah. I've only had to do that six times since kindergarten. School is terrifying. Maybe now they'll pass gun reform." 9th grade student
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police chief resigning because apparently allowing insurrectionists into the Capitol is frowned upon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protester that sat in Pelosi's office and took her mail is looking for top notch lawyers like Rudy to represent him
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"He claims he was just looking for a bathroom inside the Capitol building"
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After getting into Pelosi's office, he said, "I wrote her a nasty note, put my feet up on her desk and scratched my balls." Prepare to face a battery of charges, dumbass
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ah-Oooooo, werewolves of Pakistan
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Submit to Cthulhu
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you feel like your liberty and independence were shut down because of COVID-19, guess what just reopened in Philly?
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Wed December 23, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
After more than 30 years, Mark Shields is hanging up his wattles
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I learned a janitor at work was stealing food from my desk; my complaint got the custsodian fired. Am I...am I a Karen?"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wichita, KS having several earthquakes in under a month. New Hotness: Wichita having several earthquakes this past Saturday
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Fri December 18, 2020
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
NJ cannabis decriminalization and legalization bills head to governors desk for signature then late night Taco Bell run
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Thu December 17, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
$550 iDevice doesn't have a power button, must place it in a case to put it in low-power mode which does not prevent it from fully discharging
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Mon December 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"My dog ate my homework...and I have video to prove it"
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Sun December 13, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's new Kraken: proof of fraud? Who said anything about proof of fraud? The REAL problem is that States made the proof of fraud undetectable
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Tue December 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China is the 'principal military and economic threat' in Asia says US Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross between naps at his desk
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Fri November 27, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Maybe he thought the tiny desk would make his hands look bigger
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in from the "Day late and dollar short" desk: White House coronavirus task force calls for 'significant behavior change of all Americans'
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Thu November 19, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Top photos from the 2020 international desktop wallpaper photographer of the year contest
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Tue October 20, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Maryland couple building desks for students in need. Subby wonders if they will donate to his organization, Student Helpers In Teaching
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani accidentally uploaded a video of himself doing his best Mickey Rooney. As in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Mickey Rooney
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bird Flies from Alaska to New Zealand Non-Stop in 11 days. Meanwhile, Subby hates his 11 steps to his Living Room Desk
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Sun October 11, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth during bar exam then returns to finish the test, is already an expert on labor law
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Team Trump coach Chris Christie: Trump was way "too hot" at the first debate, but that can be fixed once I sit on him and lay some toxic Jersey farts in his general direction
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan to pay $920 million fine for its naughty metals trading desk, aka "The Crime Ring"
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Mon September 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Inside the JPMorgan trading desk called a 'Crime Ring,' which, you have to admit, sounds cooler than DeutscheBank's "Money Laundromat'
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Fri September 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And so shines a good deed in a weary world
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