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headlines found matching 'Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden'
Tue October 13, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Joe is headed to Florida to talk to seniors about being a senior (2:25 PM ET, with enough time to make it to the early bird dinner special)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The two biggest puckered anuses at Fox News disagree about calling Biden senile
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Europe and America are starting to enjoy the second wave of Covid-19, most Asian-Pacific countries are like "Covid who?"
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Mon October 12, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Time for a short jog with Joe over to Toledo to talk about the economy. Shouldn't be difficult finding people with nothing else to do in the middle of the day there (1:15 PM ET)
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Sat October 10, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, it's over for Biden now. Trump just picked up a HUGE endorsement
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Fri October 09, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Joe is going to gamble in Vegas tonight, blue chips on black (5:15 PM ET)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Continuing a time-honored tradition, Trump predicts his opponent's death within 3 months followed by Scary Monster takeover
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's like when Abraham Lincoln said, "Civil War, Shmivel War. Gettysburg was like fighting with your wife"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
+16? Not Enough. MOAR
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox Nation's Tomi Lahren thinks Joe Biden is effeminate, says he should "carry a purse" while wearing a mask
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani may be "awaiting the results" of his Covid test, but he was looking AWFUL rough as he coughes his way through an interview on Fox News...where he mocked Biden for wearing a mask
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Mon October 05, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
He's escaped the bubble and is going to give a campaign speech in Miami (4:00 PM ET, unless a test comes back positive)
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Fri October 02, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Candidate for president to speak, COVID-19 isn't going to get in the way (4:40 PM ET, ontime)
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kyle sues Biden for insinuating he killed Kenny
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Team Trump coach Chris Christie: Trump was way "too hot" at the first debate, but that can be fixed once I sit on him and lay some toxic Jersey farts in his general direction
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby particpated in this Rasmussen poll, gleefully
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum admits Trump doesn't like saying bad things about his core support base
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The many Trump supporters who approve of Trump's debate performance confirm what Democrats have know all along: Trump is loved precisely because he's an a-hole, not in spite of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So who won? Subby went out for a sandwich so guessing it is Subby
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The right wants you to believe that Kamala Harris is now an anti-vaxxer. Also, the right wants you to believe that being an anti-vaxxer is now a bad thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden releases his 2019 tax returns. He made $944,737 and paid $299,346, a 31% rate, or nearly 400x what Trump paid in 2018
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump wants Biden campaign to allow third party to inspect the ears of each debater for electronic devices or transmitters
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats can't block the nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court, so they'll go with the 'which party will pay the biggest political price' in November route
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden retains edge in Michigan, Cheese Michigan
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gloves... OFF
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Wed September 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Intelligence officials ecstatic to not have to use bright, simple graphics and Comic Sans font in a report for once
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
At Trump PA rally people cheered when Mark McCloskey spoke of grabbing an AR-15 rifle from his house. They applauded when he said he was ready to kill a protester allegedly threatening him. Nearly no one wore masks, at least one openly wore a handgun
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, but avocado toast
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Dee Snider isn't going to take it from anti-maskers in Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is now woke: "President Donald Trump faced life outside his own political bubble on Tuesday, where his self-congratulation, buck passing and audacious falsehoods conspicuously failed to meet the moment when he was confronted by undecided voters"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Has Trump finally turned presidential? He says suspect in L.A. sheriff's department should be put to death, if victims die. Seems like only yesterday he was demanding the death penalty for the Central Park Five for non-fatal assault they didn't do
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump will be in big trouble when he can't waddle angrily off stage during the debates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is reelected, and people protest, expect it to get bloody quick. Trump vows to "put them down very quickly" in an upcoming interview
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden says he's eager to debate Trump: "I know how to handle bullies". Corn Pop nods approvingly from the great beyond
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Powerful Tribute in Light shines after all in New York thanks to the NYFD for the terror attacks of 9/11
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and Barr having success in gaslighting the nation over which hostile foreign power is actually attacking our elections, and which campaign is being helped
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Thu September 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Biden ends up winning a lot of swing states in the fall, well, I wouldn't be surprised
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Following Trump's edict to end anti-racism training in federal agencies, Education Secretary Umbridge is also reviewing employee book clubs and support groups to search out and suppress "Unamerican propaganda" about racism and white privilege
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Mon September 07, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
American History Trump 101: Christopher Columbus discovers the Constitution which is then used by the Pilgrims to legally confiscate unused land from the "Indians". Then they had a Tea Party and overthrew England, Africans were invited to work. Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having failed in their character assassination attempts against Joe Biden, the Trump campaign is pivoting to putting out detailed and thoughtful policy proposals to win over voters on the issues. Just kidding, they're trying the same thing on Harris
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Sat September 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
On the one hand, a reputable reporter and corroboration by several other reporters. On the other hand, a known serial liar with a track record of being a terrible person. Well, I guess we'll never know the truth here
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe the effect will only last for a news cycle or two, but the report that Trump called fallen US soldiers "losers" is definitely leaving a mark, and the White House is desperately scrambling to blunt its impact
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Thu September 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
EPA chief says that if re-elected, Trump would roll back even more environmental regulations
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bad news: Democratic pollster predicts big Trump victory on Nov 3. Good news: Biden will win it back a week later
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Biden wants the debates to have live fact-checkers, someone worth debating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President sues virus for hurting his re-election campaign
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John Brennan warns that Trump will "smother" intelligence agencies to get reelected and is already doing so
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, a special legislative session called by the governor was opened. And then closed in the time it takes to read this headline by the Republicans in charge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin, of all people, comes out demanding that the press pull their heads from their asses and stop whining about why Biden won't do anything about the violence Trump is inciting, also start calling out Trump for inciting violence, ya bums
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows:"Most of Donald Trump's America is peaceful"
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Sat August 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hate to break this to you, AP, but he faced skepticism in the 'burbs well before the convention
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Wed August 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC/Change Research poll finds voters in swing states have VERY short memories
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
(Blink) (Blink) Texas?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Great news, everyone. The pandemic is OVER. It's official. No, really
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
U.S. Ambassador to Russia John Sullivan says that Russia must conduct an "immediate, comprehensive, and transparent investigation" on the poisoning of Alexei Navalny, will most likely be looking for a new job by the end of the week
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Cindy McCain joins the growing list of Republicans supporting Biden
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Air Fleischer is an idiot and no one wants to hang out with him. Are the two related?
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden admits there's one thing that Trump does better than any president in American history
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