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Sat February 04, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to become first battleground state. This is not a repeat from 1861. Maybe
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kari Lake hopes to lose senate bid next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can democrats regain relevance in Crazyville?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico headline writer: take something iconic from a state and add fighting words. The content of the article doesn't matter. For example, The Bluegrass Massacre. Georgia Peach Petard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinema never met an ethic she couldn't violate--until now
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Bankman-Fried sure did give a lot of dark money to Democrats. Well, Democrats who vote like Republicans, anyway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Democratic party?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Krysten Sinema is about to get Fetterman-ed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
RNC: So, for 2024, what we're planning is to completely embrace the strategy that led to our complete rout in 2022. We're just going to do it harder this time
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Fri January 27, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Marianne Williamson heads to New Hampshire cause she's 2024 presidential dreamin'
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
JB tells AP not to give in to a racist SOB
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(Axios)
 
 
 
168 members of the RNC. Guess how many have endorsed Trump. Go on, guess
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservative blowhard bemoans Republican Party's budget politics: "The party is waging a generational effort...once every 10 years or so. It is showing great staying power...in between the times it barely talks about the issue at all"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
BASHIR: But the point is that if you lie all the time, no one will believe you, even if you're telling the truth. GARAK: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor? BASHIR: What else would it be? GARAK: That you should never tell the same lie twice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "What Big Brass Ones These Guys Must Have", the GQP demands that Biden must pick out the agencies to wipe out in order to appease them enough to raise the debt ceiling
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ol' King Coal has a bill to delay federal tax credits for electric vehicles because the Treasury issued regulations that would allow carmakers to bypass the "poison pill" he put in the last bill to make it nearly impossible for any car to qualify
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate republicans are not willing to impeach Biden, for now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did someone just pull a Frank Pentangeli on Biden?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
George Santos shuns White House welcome for new Congress, as it was probably not up to the level of finery and pomp that a reigning Monarch of Scandinavia demands
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McCarthy announces hearings to investigate the government. This is not a repeat from 1954. Or is it?
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
The GOP is signaling their plan to restrict pregnant women's right to travel between states
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How much support is there for running against Kyrsten Sinema? "I'm proud to announce that we received more donations from real people on our first day than Senator Sinema has in the last three years combined"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Randy Rainbow roasts "The Speaker of the House"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Just look through your window, look who sits outside. Little me is waiting, standing through the night. When you'll walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout "It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
News: Buttigieg approves $400M for "key link" to Port of Oakland. Fark: the Golden Gate Bridge. Ultrafark: with that level of SF awareness Buttigieg might not be gay
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Comer has one skill, and one skill only: He can connect Hunter Biden to anything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blue Dog coalition splits up after realizing that nobody knows what a Blue Dog is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos*
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Mon January 23, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court reaches the unsurprising conclusion that creating fake orders to drive up the price of a commodity IS a form of wire fraud
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden orders flags to half-staff across America as "mark of respect" for Monterey Park massacre victims, never to return to full-staff in foreseeable future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan targets "weaponization of government" by Democrats by weaponizing the government against Democrats. Creepy, Dumbass, Facepalm tags all apply, so picked the one in the middle
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Arizona Democrat Ruben Gallego announces he's had enough of Krysten Sinema's shiat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kari Lake lost election because 40,000 Maricopa County Republicans had rare moment of clarity
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Manchin could fark up 2024
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk: "I mean obviously, slavery is reprehensible and terrible and awful, BUT"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden wants to fund the police
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Masochist' Republicans are poised to hand Democrats a gift, warn the editors of that noted left-wing rag the Wall Street Journal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After conservatives bellowed "Whar is FBI search of Biden's house? WHAR?" enough times, FBI goes to Joe's Crab Shack in Wilmington and finds a few more classified documents
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart
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(AP News)
 
 
 
News outlets sue for access to police bodycam evidence, are told the files are right next to the Epstein client spreadsheet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GQP Ship, go fark yourself
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
We're already setting the stage for 2024
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here I am again in this mean old town and you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun go down? You're so far away from me in this FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boy Meets Congress
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(NPR)
 
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Biden: No ragrets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crazies in charge of investigating Biden
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats, sure you've been tortured by Joe Manchin for years but you're going to need to suck it up and deal with him more if you want West Virginia in 2024
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(Vox)
 
 
 
New class of Senate Republicans come down with an even worse case of Trump MAGA fever than the last class. Probably no amount of medication will help
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Every Jan 20th, thousands of anti-abortion activists have descended on DC for "The March for Life" demanding the repeal of Roe v.Wade. Now that it's repealed? Yep. Marching anyway. Hey gotta keep the outrage stoked and the donations flowing right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because you never negotiate with terrorists
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Of all the opinions written that were utterly devoid of reality, this one is the devoidest
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go
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(Fox News)
 
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AOC announces plans to continue living rent-free in the tiny, tiny minds of the GQP
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
As Veep, Joe had a superpower none of us knew about, and oh boy is it relevant now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now that the GQP loonies are threatening to blow up the economy, it's finally time for Uncle Joe to break out the platinum card
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "As Santos' troubles worsen, GOP faces questions over standards". Article mistakenly assumes the GQP has standards
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GOP member of the WI Elections board who recently said the GOP "can be especially proud" of lowered turnout in Milwaukee in 2022, "with the major reduction happening in the overwhelming Black and Hispanic areas" can't understand why he should resign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House: "They put THOSE assclowns on the Oversight Committee? Will they all pile out of a tiny car and ride unicycles every day?" .... Flounder: "This is great"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ghostburgers? I'd like place an order for delivery. The address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Ask for Joe
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeathSantis' campaign for the White House already dead, at the hands of TFG's cult
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican members chairing the House Oversight Committee: Benghazi 2, Hunter Biden electric boogaloo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coalfinger and Quirky high-five over blocking the filibuster while on vacation in Switzerland because it's funny to hate voters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former astronaut and entrepreneur gets committee positions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats to Republicans on the debt ceiling: Not even the fee for the gaming license
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sinema and Manchin explain to the world's wealthiest people exactly how much they enjoy taking their money and appear to be "independent" yet really do whatever those rich people tell them to do
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
RNC sues, claiming Google is biased against them for filtering their spam email. Court: GTFO here with that ignorance
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So I found all these classified documents mixed in with my other stuff but the government says to knock off the jokes already when I told them about it. So I'm going to post them in theTuesday MSNBC thread @ 7PM ET and then we'll see who's laughing
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida Republican Congressman to Qevin: 'You f***ed me.' Wait, Qevin can't be trusted? Who could have seen that coming?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't have a gas stove without a lot of gaslighting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon says we're cooked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY's Democratic governor to continue her disgraced predecessor's policy of appointing conservatives to the bench
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Sun January 15, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While Republicans in power today revel in their ability to destroy the world economy, and exploit the Constitution with bad faith, they seem to have forgotten a basic lesson of any successful pollitical "revolution": Without the military, ANGH
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans expect Republicans to Republican
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans expect Republicans to Republican
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican says smoking of cigars inside the Capitol Is "about freedom," and definitely not about being a belligerent asshole
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How did the GQP botch Pennsylvania so bad?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm walkin' here
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee calls for presidential pardon for Afghan soldier jailed in Texas for illegally crossing the border. And she's right
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Sat January 14, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Five, ahh ahh ahh, five more pages of classified documents found in Biden home
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Really, Trump staffers thought he was smart?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This one simple trick could keep the GQP from blowing up the economy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one woman can prevent the United States from becoming Venezuela
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Fri January 13, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a fresh hell Friday the 13th, so do you all have your MegaMillions tickets for tonight's 1.35 Billion dollar draw? No matter, we're all winners in the MSNBC thread tonight at 7pm ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yes, but hilarity would ensue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can you trust a chronic liar?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans want a shutdown
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "populist Left" has become a deep recruiting pool for the fascist Right, surprising absolutely nobody who frequents the Politics tab
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Virginia dunkin' Youngkin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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Thu January 12, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Embattled Rep. George Santos: "If 142,000 people ask for me to resign, I will resign". You know what to do New Yorkers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Article speculates on "how the George Santos (R) scandal could finally end". He becomes House Speaker?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans are natural enemies. Or Republicans and other Republicans. Damn Republicans, They ruined the Republican majority
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has now merged the Biden Classified Documents Scandal with Hunter Biden's laptop. Now do Benghazi
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC can't handle a Chair who wears a headscarf
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Wed January 11, 2023
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"If we can't win by playing by the rules, change the rules"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same. The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today's 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joy Reid accuses House Republicans of attempted wokeness. Now honestly, what is that?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Now that the GOP has got what it needed out of "George Santos", disowning him like a campaign promise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How much pressure needs applied to a turtle before its shell cracks?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox 'News' is back on the birther bandwagon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Democrats personified "smug" during McQarthy's Speaker debacle, but now that it's over and they've gone back to mere "disarray," do they have any kind of plan? Slate asks the question
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That'
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Katie Porter wants to bring the white board to the Senate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember how GOP Chair Romney-McDaniel had a letter of support signed by most of the GOP leadership? Yeah, well the people who actually fund the GOP wrote a letter of their own. "GET OUT PRONTO"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's that time of year to start planning for a Government shutdown, possibly by August
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They don't bring US their best, they bring US their most cognitively challenged, most reactionary, and biggest DimBulbs they can muster. This is the new Re-Branded leadership of the GQP
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Everything the crazies wanted they got, and next to no one cared to stop them. Overton window continues its slow march to the right
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
65 percent of Republicans are the Common Clay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Migration among major issues ahead of "Three Amigos Summit" in Mexico City. Would you say they have a plethora of problems?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: President Biden will pivot to the center for 2024 bid, which implies he was on the left at some point
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Larry Tribe weighs in on Jim Jordan's plans to subpoena the FBI to force them to turn over all the evidence they have on Trump and his 1/6 co-conspirators: "He's obviously legally illiterate"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TFG takes a break from raging at the House GOP to have a meltdown aimed squarely at the Senate GOP
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's sort of starting to look like the GQP won't be particularly good at governing for the next two years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hakeem Jeffries gave the speech that Kevin McCarthy should have - but won't"
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Sun January 08, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has a quality assurance problem
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(AP News)
 
 
 
West Virginia Public Broadcasting reporter is fired for reporting on abuse and neglect of patients in state-run nursing homes after she was ordered her not to do the story. Wanna guess who gets to appoint the WVPB governing board?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at the GOP's agenda now that McCarthy is the Speaker: Hunter's laptop. Check
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Florida (Congress)Man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The deal McCarthy struck was an inexplicable act of self destruction"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Two years after the Jan. 6 riot, key GOP lawmakers go unpunished. Headline sounds awfully familiar to one we saw a year ago and one we'll see every January 6th for a while
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hakeem Jeffries expresses great leadership, maturity
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
McCarthy takes it on the 15th vote after agreeing to cede power to the sedition caucus. Our long national nightmare is ov- well, just beginning
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)
 
 
 
Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Feinstein doesn't announce her retirement soon, she may get a primary challenge from Katie Porter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clown's clout craters
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(Riverfront Times)
 
Hero
 
Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Convicted Jan. 6 rioter runs for Congress in effort to cut out the middle man
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Take a chance on me, take a chance on the MSNBC Discussion Thread at 7:00 PM ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Klown Kar Kaucus that's currently holding the House hostage is actually right about just one thing, which technically makes them even less useful than a broken clock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The most obvious speaker solution is also the most radical. Just find a few Democrats already. Form a freaking coalition. Edge out these hardline Republicans and get the House to work"
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
JFC he's still at it
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The 2023 Blue Collar Comedy Tour set to do twelfth set in just three days
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Danger Yam decides that now is a good time to pick a fight with Mexican drug cartels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Pour one out and tip your stovepipe hat to America's forgotten debate club champion, millionaire, abolitionist, pro-women's vote, Nathaniel Banks. Cuz they guy lost 132 Speaker votes before he won ain't gonna have another chance to be remembered
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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(CNBC)
 
Hero
 
Biden to SCOTUS: "Listen up you Jesus freaks. I'm going to help these average Americans with their student loan debt because they deserve a hand after 40 years of policies that helped everyone but them. That's a fact, Jack"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Over 20 Republicans join with Democrats to elect moderate House Speaker
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Three words: Senator Kid Rock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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(Letters from an American)
 
 
 
The Democrats have never been in disarray
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson explains that he got mid-term election predictions so wrong because his hatred of liberals clouded his judgement
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GQP doesn't like it when you refer to its never-Kevin clown car as the "Taliban 19." So, you know, stop doing that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DeSantis and his faction have declared war on corporate America, tiring of corporations playing corporation games. But who counts the money underneath the bar?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Article on how the Kevin McCarthy speaker debacle could actually end. In the meantime there will be tears: Tears of laughter from Democrats, tears of rage from Republicans, and a single, sad tear rolling down the beak of a bald eagle
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Sure they can't agree on a Speaker, but the House Republicans' #1 priority already has a webpage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone on the Democratic side of the House shouted "mentiroso", Portuguese for "liar" as George Santos casts his vote for Speaker. Republicans are outraged, not so much by the breach of decorum as the fact they didn't speak got-damn ENGLISH
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven consults proctologist to find what the House GOP's rebel fringe have in common
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Groundhog's Day in the House of Representatives, as Failure Kevin McCarthy loses yet another vote for Speaker and no one knows how to stop this endless doom-loop
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wealthiest GOP donors pledged $400 million to Republican politicians last year... BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S GEORGE SOROS' MUSIC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. *Harrumph harrumph*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Funnyman Ron DeSantis brings down the House in inauguration speech
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House GOP lives dangerously and with first move of power, removes gun detectors from Capitol, unconcerned about the possibility that in these heated times, during a contentious vote, they just may shoot an aye out
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Squad is growing. You will be assimilated
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Tue January 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
McConnell becomes the longest senator to survive without a backbone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell lies through his turtle shell again: Of course I want Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republicans are revolting. Also, they're not voting in lockstep
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With just hours to go before the House Speaker vote, Kevin McCarthy appears to be a dead man walking to the House floor without enough votes
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bacon is willing to play footloose and fancy free with Democrats if the rest of his party stays more than six degrees away from Kevin and leaves him home alone
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This Will Be The End Of Trump's Campaign,' Says Increasingly Nervous Republican Man
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Toasted Kevin
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Santos was living with teenage boy while married to a woman and wanted for theft in Brazil all at the same time, he couldn't have made that one up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the Speaker vote coming up Tuesday, Kevin McCarthy promises to swallow the nuts, too
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Sun January 01, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Or another way to sum up this "poll" might be: Republicans: 'What about me?' Democrats: 'What about them?'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The year in terrible political predictions
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The most batshiat political moments of 2022
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Sat December 31, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The political winners and losers **cough red wave cough** of the year
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox supports lying liar
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Qvin McQrthy tries to pacify the party
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The GOP lost its message pre- and post-Trump
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The biggest political winners and losers of the year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2022's "Red Wave" was so strong that in Michigan, Democrats control all statewide offices and both houses of the state legislature for the first time in 44 years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The GQP will have a much louder voice on climate change issues once it takes over the House. So get ready for all that LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to really shift into high gear
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Almost feeling guilty New York GOP almost calls for Rep.-elect George Santos to resign ...ALMOST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP has its own self-caused crisis with Ukraine, and they may show their loyalty to Russia if they choose poorly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP prepares to drain Arizona's Lake Eerie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Desperate to find enough votes to become House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy watches Clerks and borrows an idea from Veronica
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Arizona statewide race still won by a Democrat after a recount. No, not that one. No, not that one, either
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ask him to tell that to the people standing in his farking parking lot looking for work
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Jim Jordan was so anxious to look away from his Jan. 6 imbroglio that he began to prematurely ejaculate Biden administration subpoena checks that his current position can't cash
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DEMS IN DISARRAY. Wait, scratch that...Repubs in disarray? GOP donor: "It's more a prolonged transition than disarray"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz confirms he can only orgasm by way of public humiliation
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Tick Tock, motherfarkers
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what, you've read about this before, but why the fark does McCarthy want this job?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ukraine now has powerful BlackRock as their financial advisor. Russia still trying to figure out how to trade black bread and vodka for functional munitions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
I did that (thumbs up, smiling Joe)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
DL Hughley calls for Trump to be indicted for manslaughter in connection with the 1/6 attacks. And while he makes a good point I'd have to hear Cedric the Entertainer's expert legal analysis before I make up my mind
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Hey GOP Congressmen, we've loaded the omnibus budget bill with $billions of earmarks just for your districts. Can we count on your vote now? HA HA HA HA NO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in dis....Sorry. Biden is kicking ass and the Republicans should be ready to call him Mr President for four more years. Did The Hill get hacked?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. American voters no longer care if you eat kale or arugula. Tan suits and crudite still on the table
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please
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Sun December 25, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after painting holiday messages to Biden and Obama, heyyy... those aren't holly berries
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Some Guy in Denial)
 
 
 
Many Republicans are election deniers and it's all the Democrats' fault, of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP wants us in debt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Media: Democrats should have told voters about George Santos's shady past. Voters: We don't care, as long as he's not a Democrat
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is apparently evil because he.. didn't say "Jesus"... Huh?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
High school dropout Charlie Kirk gives a stern warning to the richest, most powerful men in America that he is going to purge them from the GOP
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP is playing the world's worst game of chicken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell is officially done with Trump for now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Young Republicans want the GOP to be seen as cool, suggest wearing tan suits
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Getting into a land war in Asia, or going against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even "free speech absolutist" Elmo has his limits when it comes to Half Scoop exercising his coke fueled Photoshopping
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a special election to replace a Congressman who died shortly after winning re-election, Richmond VA, once the capital of the Confederacy, is about to send a black woman to Congress, the state's first
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out Kyrsten Sinema's not all that independent, at least when it comes to having staffers pick up her groceries, fix her home internet, and book her weekly massage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Emperor Musk: Now, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Twitter poll
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie?
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because you're once, twice, three times a [voter]
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"All those highly paid political consultants suck," says highly paid political consultant
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(Vox)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justices Kagan (age 62) and Sotomayor (age 68) should consider retiring. No word on the retirements of Justices Alito (age 72) and Thomas (age 74)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lying Republican wins election. NBC News' take: The Republicans got hoodwinked and his win is really the Democrats fault
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper: "The reason that Senate Republicans are coming into this deal with the devil in their view is because they look at Kevin McCarthy and his gang of flying monkeys." I understood that reference
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Tue December 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nope, no quid pro quos here. Just citizens who united to exercise their "free speech", and a bunch of coincidental legislation that benefits those citizens. Frankly, Gov. DeWine's office doesn't see the connection
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"It is a center for the holding of meetings," Jules explained. My mind went straight back to Arsibalt's complaints about the banality. The aliens have conference centers and 7pm ET MSNBC threads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew's punchable Senator has come out in favor of Electoral College reform
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The White House is unable to describe what Kamala Harris is doing on immigration, possibly as it's some kind of avant-garde interpretive dance featuring cream of mushroom soup and giant rubber chickens
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Mon December 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, the White House has lit a menorah for Hanukkah
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(Semafor)
 
 
 
George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP planning January response to treason weasel trial
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kari Lake goes a little coup-coup during her speech at Turning Point USA's annual convention
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which anti-abortion pastor got defrocked by the Vatican? You guessed it, Frank Pavone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which anti-abortion pastor got defrocked by the Vatican? You guessed it, Frank Pavone
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott can't escape across the border from this one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defund the police
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
AZ cowboy loses election, loses lawsuit over election, and is told never to be seen in these here courts again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump hereby orders his supporters to stand down and stand by in their opposition to Qevin McQarthy, whose job as Trump's personal valet may still be on the table
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades and TotalFark for everyone
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Sat December 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donald promised, Joe delivers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey, you're the cancer, buddy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The party of family values everybody
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republicans upset big money Rupert
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP majority isn't so much 'the dog that caught the car' as 'the dog that caught rabies,' but you get the idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are usually the ones who experience a cruel truth about American democracy: That one political party can get more votes than the other, but doesn't receive a comparable level of power. This time, it's the Republicans' turn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Where else would you send a Kennedy?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Immigration reform gets kicked to the next Congress, who will likely kill it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to sources that I've also just made up, JFK was killed by Tucker Carlson's dad to protect the secrets of the Swanson TV Dinner from being released to the general public
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(Axios)
 
 
 
President Biden to give Cindy McCain huge promotion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Seems Hakeem Jeffries is battling members of his own party
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Finally a cure for the Politics tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer give revealing information about professionally dealing with Trump, and all our assumptions were accurate
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico will get to determine its own fate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thankfully, we have all this extra money lying around after solving actually important things like universal healthcare, homelessness, universal pre-k, and free higher education
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Thu December 15, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does Ruben Gallego own even a single quirky outfit?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Republicans are not fiscally responsible." -Rand Paul
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No South Carolina, you can't have the first primary. Not yours
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis hums a conservative tuna while Trump flounders, but whoever wins, the future is crappie and everyone gets a haddock
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's poll numbers among Republicans drop to new lows. This is bad news...for Biden
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Universe: 80-year-old book whose theories and predictions were mostly proven wrong exists. Phony Stark: Imma run with this playbook
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Poll: Most Americans want Congress to compromise and work together. Subby wants a cozy threesome with Margot Robbie and Doja Cat. Let's see which is more likely
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It looks like Queen Quirky quit the Democratic Party so she'd have more time to sell her used stuff on Facebook Marketplace
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the Hunter becomes the hunted
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Hey, look, the party of family values is family-valuing super hard again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Manchin says 'there's no certainty' he will become a Democrat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in "Things Tennesseans don't understand": Abortion law
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
This award is cause for very serious concern
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is a true Internet Progressive
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans now just openly discussing how they function like a criminal organization
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(MSN)
 
 
 
AT&T, Amazon, Comcast, Intel among those companies back to funding election deniers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's not an image problem if it is who you actually are
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell goes Kentucky Rambo on Trump
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Tue December 13, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Problem: nobody has the magic number to take control of your House of Representatives. Solution: "Bring out your dead"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you committing wire fraud, you might not want to have a group chat called 'Wirefraud' lest it be found by investigators
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP wants Trumpism without Trump, Desantis without the kindness
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans talking civil war, but not for the reason you might think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives
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Mon December 12, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Maddites have said that the third Fark was simply wrong. That all the wanderings of the 7pm Maddow Monday MSNBC thread have been without meaning-simply the endless consequence of an ancient mistake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona Democrats failed to clap hard enough
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Christian Walker has set phasers to DESTROY EVERYTHING for those who want to blame him for his father's loss
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes debunks that thing that you all believed after exhaustive fact check
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the GOP nominates candidates, they're not nominating their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are Tim Scott
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled
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(MSNBC)
 
Hero
 
Justice Jackson won't put up with right wing extremism on the Supreme Court
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Sun December 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come on, Manchin's not going to flip to GOP. In case you haven't noticed he's a Democrat for life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.): Not committed to 2024 yet. Maybe he's thinking of pulling a Kyrsten Sinema
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A young man confronted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis about the number of people dying from gun violence and was told, "Nobody wants to hear from you." Well, Ron, guess what this young man's new job is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hershel Walker can't believe his Johnson let him down
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