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| Mon June 01, 2020 |
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Another Monday, the world is still turning, the fires are still burning, the people are still dying and mourning. This is the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Donald Trump has made 19,127 false or misleading claims during his 1,226 days in the White House so far. This is not astounding if you know anything about this lying clown
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Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o
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Here's Biden being all presidential and humane
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Trump 'was not built for times like this'
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Dubya. Remember Dubya? Never discount the quiet ones
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Hey Republicans, even you Lindsay Graham, it's not too late to save your country and stand up to Trump by announcing you will vote for Biden, to save this nation's soul
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Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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| Fri May 29, 2020 |
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That Stapler was a boomerang
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President Fark You sides with Cruella DeVos and vetoes bipartisan bill meant to help with student loan forgiveness for veterans
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Sens Warren, Klobuchar, Bennet, Schumer, Whitehouse and Booker publicly respond to Trump's tweet. They use fancier words but essentially all same the same thing: "Jesus FARK Donnie,WTF is WRONG with you?"
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"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon
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To anyone who thought Trump would grieve with his fellow Americans over the 100K dead from coronavirus: LOL
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Will Twitter be deleted? Will he beg the mods for mercy? Surprise Trump presser live from the Rose Garden at 2pm
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For those of you who really want to see the country return to a more moderate style of politics, join the real conservative party
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Biden's "you ain't Black" gaffe opened the door for the Trump campaign to make in-roads with African-American voters. Trump's "Twitter thumbs" last night slammed that door back shut
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Black Republican Senate candidate believes Trump's comment about "shiathole countries" was racist, but still supports him 2000%. "We've had our minds twisted to believe that speaking out is tantamount to fixing things"
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Biden says Trump's legacy will be that of a failed president, responsible for mass death and economic ruin
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COUNTERPOINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Globalism, an argument by the Orb guiding Marianne Williamson
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At this point, the GOP wants to subpoena virtually everyone in the Obama administration
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Pennsylvania representative goes on farking tirade after Republican legislator tests positive, hides diagnosis, and keeps working (NSFW language in video)
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Terrible. No, wait. I might be remembering that joke wrong
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Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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| Wed May 27, 2020 |
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The MyPillow guy is the future of the Republican Party
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Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment
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Trump's 2016 top campaign brass, Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie, warn he's in trouble for the 2020 election, won't be so metal in swing states
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Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it
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Morning Consult survey: Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren would give Joe Biden the biggest boost among VP shortlisters. Do it Joe and you take the election
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5/3 bank accounts in Chicago are fake, with 166% certainty
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Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton, obviously paid off by the Russian illuminati
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House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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Washington announces plan for Medicare enrollees to get insulin for $35 a month. And yes, the hydroxy's on the House
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Old horndog Bill Clinton denies EVER being on 'pedo island' with pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein who he's never met, blasts Netflix's new Filthy Rich documentary
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Trump has wasted $20 million on lawyers to carry out and execute his political and personal vendettas
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"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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Nancy Pelosi raises the alarm that Trump is mentally broken and he doesn't know what he's doing
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Trump: It's my convention and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if this happened to you. State of North Carolina: CSB, oh and don't forget to submit your health plan for our review Kthnxbye
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The DOJ finds proof to back up Trump's claims of rampant election fraud. Oh look, it's a Republican. Again
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In a shocking turn of events, Biden receives the endorsement of the AFL-CIO
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| Thu May 21, 2020 |
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Wilson Roosevelt Jerman, White House Butler to 11 presidents, dies from covid-19
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Trump is unhappy with the performance of his re-election team, says they aren't being Fair and Balanced
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Divided Senate confirms zero intelligence at the White House
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Trump worried that Martha McSally is dangerously behind in Arizona, tells McConnell to pull his head out of his shell
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Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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Clowns to the left of Wray, jokers to the right, and here he is stuck in the middle with Obamagate
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Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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And by "China" Donald Trump didn't realize he meant "the entire world"
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The GOP Senate opposition to another COVID relief bill is getting less and less unanimous
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Trump running against Trump
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Troll level: god-like
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Mark Cuban asks Hannity why, if Trump is so powerful, he always has to play the victim card
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Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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House Dems: Republicans will rue the day for backing Trump's defiance of congressional oversight...payback will be a biatch
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Yertle vows to end enhanced unemployment benefits, confirming cruelty is the point
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"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)?
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The Immaculate Unmasking Of Michael Flynn: there is no record of who unmasked him in FBI documents because he was never masked
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| Wed May 20, 2020 |
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Trump huddles with Senate Republicans to discuss his reelection. Prizes and balloons handed out to the Senators who made the best silk purse out of a sow's ear and blew the most smoke up his ass
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New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure"
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GOP House candidate Ted Howze said he had nothing to do with posts from his personal accounts that demeaned Muslims, accused prominent Democrats of murder and mocked a survivor of the Parkland shooting". The very model of a modern Trump Republican
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With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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Susan Rice email completely debunks the "Obamagate" conspiracy theory. But hey, good luck explaining that to the kooked-up Trumpers
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Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess
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When you're terrible at your job, what else ya got? Except to be a douche bag racist
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Just in case your forgot, Sec of State Pompeo was a former CIA agent despised by his coworkers and a tea-party congressman who annoyed even his fellow "freedom caucus" Republicans so much they were overjoyed when he left Congress
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"Stacey Abrams is the Democrats' Sarah Palin," claims republican columnist who sounds afraid
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If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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News: Federal judge rules citizens afraid of catching Covid-19 can vote by mail. Fark: in Texas
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| Mon May 18, 2020 |
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Profiles in Courage: Wisconsin edition
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Most democratic delegates don't want to attend DNC over fears of getting coronavirus, sniffed
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IG Barr: since I've made it the official position of the DOJ that "When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", it's going to be SUPER HARD for me to find a way to bring criminal charges against Obama or Biden, not that I won't try
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Trump continues to push unfounded Obama conspiracy theory. This is not a repeat from 2011
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Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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And if anyone knows about political drive by shootings, it's Turd Blossom
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Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too
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In the future, everyone will be famous for being part of the Trump Administration for fifteen minutes
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Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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This is the part of the caper where the conspirators start openly turning on each other
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The cellphone data following the anti-lockdown protests is in and you already know the rest of this headline
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2016...it is still 2016
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GOP poll tests 20 different attacks on Biden, none of them work. Don't worry, we can make up 20 more pieces of nonsense. Eventually our morons will buy it. We don't have 20 brain cells to rub together
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They wanted a seat at the table. "Now that they've been granted a seat at the table, they have set the table on fire and thrown it out the window"
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Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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| Thu May 14, 2020 |
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Over/under on how many of these beaming specimens of health are still kicking this time next month?
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Lindsay Graham's surprising rebuff and warning to Cadet Bone Spur on his demand that Obama testify in the Russia/Flynn investigation: "I understand President Trump's frustration, but be careful what you wish for. Just be careful what you wish for"
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"What day is it?" "Thursday, Winslow. Today is Thursday." Tonight has Rachel back from a day off, with a virtual Town Hall on Larry. It's the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Trump is outraged the virus won't let him take road trips or see pretty colors in the sky
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It's not just you and you have not just stepped out of Obama's time machine, it is 2008 all over again. The Democrats are coming to power again
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Kansas' vacant Senate seat may go blue thanks to Kris Kobach getting the Republican nomination. "All the whores and politicians and Mitch McConnell will look up and shout 'Save us'... and Mike Pompeo looks down and whispers 'No.'"
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Russia hacked German government to get at Angela Merkel's buttery males
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Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI"
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The Last Real Republican Mitt Romney goes after Trump's absurd coronavirus claims and his disastrous response
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Sen. Bernie just screwed us all
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New poll says most Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling pandemic
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Trump wants to bring the governors to him and pretend he's in control
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Bill Barr can't investigate Obama due to arguments made by...Bill Barr. So will you reject your reality to substitute your own?
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Even the people ranting the loudest about Obamagate have no idea what it is. Should we be concerned that these people are reaching the outer limits of what any one human being can not know at any given time?
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Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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Trump's former personal physician and one -time VA Secretary nominee, Dr Ronny "feelgood"Jackson goes full MAGAt and tweets that Obama, we "weaponized the highest levels of our government to spy on President Trump". BTW he's running for Congress
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Despicable He
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Rep. Steve King: I will get back on the House committees I was kicked out of after House Minority Leader McCarthy pleads my case to the Steering Committee. Actual Republican Steering Committee member: I call bullshiat
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| Wed May 13, 2020 |
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Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin
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Sen. Hirono: "He can't handle women, particularly strong women, and we know that Trump is xenophobic, and it comes out time and again"
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Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Yertle wants to see how many people will die before spending more on Coronavirus
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In another stunning blow to his reputation as a conservative Biden calls for mortgage payment forgiveness
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Grenell, Grassley, and Johnson release list of officials who made unmasking requests between Nov 2016 and Jan 2017. Difficulty: Every requester did so legally, and every request was reviewed by NSA for justification
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Senate to resume business on critical matters: Hunter Biden
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Biden, Sanders announce task forces to find party unity over policy. WONDER TWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE
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GOP: Look Dr. Fauci, at first it was cool you were so knowledgeable and your reassuring presence really helped keep America calm, but honestly we are now SO over your stubborn insistence on using "facts' and "evidence" ALL the time
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California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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In case you aren't a law-talking guy you should know that Judge Sullivan's order requesting "amicus briefs" in the Flynn case and declining the prosecution's request to drop charges is HIGHLY unusual....and bad news for Flynn
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First Son-in-law unable to commit to democracy at this time
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48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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The real reason Trump and the GOP want to reopen? They think it will make them look good. The hundreds of thousand dead will just be icing on the cake
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The (not so well) regulated militia plans to terrorize Michigan on Thursday
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Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November
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"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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| Tue May 12, 2020 |
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The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters
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Taco Tuesday. Sorry about the delay, I was cooking fish. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Democrats press for aid to all states while Republicans are balking because some of that money will go to states that don't vote Republican
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This is the flattened curve you have been looking for
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House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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Lou Dobbs invents retroactive conspiracy thanks to Gym Jordan
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In which a Billionaire's lackey explains why giving the poors a universal basic income would DESTROY America and all that we love and hold dear
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Trump's tweets (Jingling keys) are a Strategy (Jingling keys) of Disctrac (Jingling keys) tion, (smokebomb)
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Fact Check debunking the false claim by Trump that Obama was the first president to criticize his successor mentions Hoover, Truman, Ford, and Carter, but forgets TR forming a 3rd party to run against his successor..who was from the same party
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What to make of Blue leaning Senate polls?
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Well Trump may have accomplished something we haven't been able to do since Vietnam, stop worshipping the military
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Maybe more media outlets should call for Trump's resignation... shyeah and monkeys might fly out of subby's butt
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McConnell tells president to "keep his mouth shut", calls him "classless". This would have had a Hero tag if he directed that to a different president
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Joe Biden: "I reject the premise' that' remote campaigning is hurting my White House bid. Adding: Have you SEEN me? The less America is exposed to me the better my chances. Besides at this point I just have to be NotTrump and I win it in a laugher
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Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass
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Stacey Abrams (D-GA) endorses Biden. Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink
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When you've lost Lindsey Graham, Donnie, you know you've f*cked up
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Donald Trump just learned if he and Pence become incapacitated Nancy Pelosi would be acting president and he's scared. Also Cold Case should investigate Scarborough, not sure if he means a TV show or actual police
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Will Dr. Fauci throw Trump under the COVID hearse? Will an elderly Senator have camera issues? Will anyone be wearing pants? This is your coronavirus task force Senate hearing discussion thread (10am EST)
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The seat of the congresswoman who was forced to resign for having a consensual sexual relationship may end up going to a Republican
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| Mon May 11, 2020 |
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The worm turns and anger builds in the Midwest
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Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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Why Montana Governor Steve Bullock's COVID response is making the GOP crap pants, order more Depends
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Republicans have already decided that Trump is going to lose, so they're moving to hamstring Biden, hoping for a backlash in 2022
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Trump is lying about the economy. And everything else, really
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Don't look now, Centrists, but Biden may be planning New Deal II and going way left of Obama, even dwarfing what FDR did
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Need more stimulus money to pay rent and feed the fam? Does $5000 sound good? It will just cost you a delay in receiving Social Security benefits...plus interest
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Biden's lead is the steadiest on record for any Democrat seeking the presidency in recent memory
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For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
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Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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Trump worries that all the White House staffer getting Covid-19 undermines his message about opening up the US when in reality it display exactly the correct message on what will happen
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"While Republican senators acknowledge that Trump's popular support is tough to poll, some are concerned about surveys showing his approval rating below that of all 50 governors and other world leaders"
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Allies left with 'quizzical dog' faces after Trump abandons America's leadership role at a time of global crisis concerning the coronavirus
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| Sun May 10, 2020 |
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Larry Kudlow confused by Obama's criticism of the Trump administration, light switches
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Somehow Fox News doesn't see anything wrong with reporting a "call to arms about Dems" because (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) that's just a simple turn of phrase and (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) doesn't really mean anything
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Biden campaign is secretly forming a Republican group. Well it's not a secret now, thanks a lot
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Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them
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Article says that contagion in the White House would be catastrophic and threaten national security. I disagree
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Strategic genius Trump throws tantrum drawing attention to the Lincoln Project attack ad, attracting millions of dollars in donations: enough money to air it in three battleground states crucial to Trump's reelection campaign
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| Tue May 05, 2020 |
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Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Drag queens and married gays apparently are a substantial voting block in Ohio
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Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk
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Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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The US is starting to return to its roots as a Republic. Unfortunately, it's the Weimar Republic
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There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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Danger danger Senate Republicans, a new Senate poll shows Democrat leading by seven in Montana as your majority seems to be going out the window
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After decades of sending money to red states, the disuniter in chief says it is unfair for blue states to want some of their money back for an emergency. So presidential. So much winning
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"D.C. will never be a state, you mean District of Columbia, a state? Why? So we can have two more Democratic senators and five{ ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯} more congressmen? No thank you. That'll never happen."-The President of the US, ladies and gentlemen
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It would be SUCH poetic justice if South Carolina elects a black man to replace Lindsey Graham
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Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed
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"The country is witnessing the steady, uninterrupted intellectual and psychological decomposition of Donald Trump"
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In his latest legal troubles, Trump leans awkwardly forward alone
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Kelly Sell-Off Loeffler polls at -40%, spends millions to try and salvage her gravy train
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Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
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