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| Fri January 13, 2023 |
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It's a fresh hell Friday the 13th, so do you all have your MegaMillions tickets for tonight's 1.35 Billion dollar draw? No matter, we're all winners in the MSNBC thread tonight at 7pm ET
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Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8
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Yes, but hilarity would ensue
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Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella
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Can you trust a chronic liar?
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Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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Republicans want a shutdown
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The "populist Left" has become a deep recruiting pool for the fascist Right, surprising absolutely nobody who frequents the Politics tab
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MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma
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Virginia dunkin' Youngkin
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Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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| Wed January 11, 2023 |
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"If we can't win by playing by the rules, change the rules"
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Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise
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Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis
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Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same. The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today's 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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Joy Reid accuses House Republicans of attempted wokeness. Now honestly, what is that?
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Now that the GOP has got what it needed out of "George Santos", disowning him like a campaign promise
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How much pressure needs applied to a turtle before its shell cracks?
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Fox 'News' is back on the birther bandwagon
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The Democrats personified "smug" during McQarthy's Speaker debacle, but now that it's over and they've gone back to mere "disarray," do they have any kind of plan? Slate asks the question
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Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents
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Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That'
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| Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Danger Yam decides that now is a good time to pick a fight with Mexican drug cartels
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Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers
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And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET
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Pour one out and tip your stovepipe hat to America's forgotten debate club champion, millionaire, abolitionist, pro-women's vote, Nathaniel Banks. Cuz they guy lost 132 Speaker votes before he won ain't gonna have another chance to be remembered
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For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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Biden to SCOTUS: "Listen up you Jesus freaks. I'm going to help these average Americans with their student loan debt because they deserve a hand after 40 years of policies that helped everyone but them. That's a fact, Jack"
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Over 20 Republicans join with Democrats to elect moderate House Speaker
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Three words: Senator Kid Rock
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Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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The Democrats have never been in disarray
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McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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Tucker Carlson explains that he got mid-term election predictions so wrong because his hatred of liberals clouded his judgement
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When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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The GQP doesn't like it when you refer to its never-Kevin clown car as the "Taliban 19." So, you know, stop doing that
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DeSantis and his faction have declared war on corporate America, tiring of corporations playing corporation games. But who counts the money underneath the bar?
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Article on how the Kevin McCarthy speaker debacle could actually end. In the meantime there will be tears: Tears of laughter from Democrats, tears of rage from Republicans, and a single, sad tear rolling down the beak of a bald eagle
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Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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| Wed January 04, 2023 |
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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Sure they can't agree on a Speaker, but the House Republicans' #1 priority already has a webpage
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Someone on the Democratic side of the House shouted "mentiroso", Portuguese for "liar" as George Santos casts his vote for Speaker. Republicans are outraged, not so much by the breach of decorum as the fact they didn't speak got-damn ENGLISH
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Nate Silver's coven consults proctologist to find what the House GOP's rebel fringe have in common
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John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators
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It's Groundhog's Day in the House of Representatives, as Failure Kevin McCarthy loses yet another vote for Speaker and no one knows how to stop this endless doom-loop
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Wealthiest GOP donors pledged $400 million to Republican politicians last year... BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S GEORGE SOROS' MUSIC
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McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. *Harrumph harrumph*
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Funnyman Ron DeSantis brings down the House in inauguration speech
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Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week?
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House GOP lives dangerously and with first move of power, removes gun detectors from Capitol, unconcerned about the possibility that in these heated times, during a contentious vote, they just may shoot an aye out
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The Squad is growing. You will be assimilated
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| Wed December 28, 2022 |
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You know what, you've read about this before, but why the fark does McCarthy want this job?
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Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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Ukraine now has powerful BlackRock as their financial advisor. Russia still trying to figure out how to trade black bread and vodka for functional munitions
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GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win
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I did that (thumbs up, smiling Joe)
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Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one
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| Thu December 22, 2022 |
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Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge
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In a special election to replace a Congressman who died shortly after winning re-election, Richmond VA, once the capital of the Confederacy, is about to send a black woman to Congress, the state's first
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Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid?
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Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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Turns out Kyrsten Sinema's not all that independent, at least when it comes to having staffers pick up her groceries, fix her home internet, and book her weekly massage
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Emperor Musk: Now, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Twitter poll
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DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie?
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| Tue December 13, 2022 |
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Problem: nobody has the magic number to take control of your House of Representatives. Solution: "Bring out your dead"
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If you committing wire fraud, you might not want to have a group chat called 'Wirefraud' lest it be found by investigators
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On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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GQP wants Trumpism without Trump, Desantis without the kindness
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Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety
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Republicans talking civil war, but not for the reason you might think
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You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face"
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Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives
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