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| Wed June 16, 2021 |
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The uber-conservative house Republicans of the Republican Study group release a list of moves they think Biden should take to counter Russian aggression, which is just like the list they never released when Trump was president, for some reason
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Herschel Walker skips the Georgia GOP convention, raising doubts among those who have encouraged him to run in the '22 Senate race, and disappointing those who thought the Generals were due
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Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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Now that the war itself has technically been over for 12 years, and the authorization to go to war is old enough to vote, Schumer thinks it MIGHT be time to end the 2002 Congressional authorization to go to war in Iraq
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Ah hem hem. My theory. Yes. My theory, which is mine, is that weeks have a very narrow bit at both ends and a hump in the middle, which can be compared to a Brontosaurus in this MSNBC Wednesday thread for 7PM Eastern
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Biden to Putin: I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it
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Let's review the greatness of the Putin-Reek summit in Helsinki
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Why did MTG suddenly visit the Holocaust Museum and apologize for (that particular bit of) her nonsense? Probably to take the edge of hypocrisy off her party as they try to bring down Ilhan Omar for her own comments
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Mitch did this
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Fireworks supplies are up in smoke before July 4th
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"A multiracial country can only survive if it self-consciously deemphasizes race," claims the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president?
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Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Sully Sullenberger crash lands into ambassadorship job
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| Tue June 15, 2021 |
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Hazing Ritual, 2021: New guy gets to stand guard all day holding the heavy-ass anti-drone cannon
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Joe Biden to Norfolk Naval Shipyard: Hey, remember that $26 million my orange predecessor seized from your budget in order to help pay for his stupid racist wall? Well, here it is back. Buy yourself something nice
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Scott Walker wants the GOP to get back to basics, pay attention to him again
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The Southern Baptist Church is in revolt because leadership wrote letters saying that clergy who molested parishioners are criminals, but CNN decides to focus on a wokeness angle
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The GOP has a cunning plan to allow Biden to fix our roads and bridges in order to be able to kill the rest of his agenda and save us from the horrors of better access to child care and clean energy
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GOP now wants to "audit" election results in states that Trump WON
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Mike Pompeo launches a political group as he plans his 2024 presidential run, satisfying his adoring fan, Mike Pompeo
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Trying hard to improve his brand and to show his excellent temperament. "Trump calls publishing houses 'sleezebags' after reports say he can't land a book deal." . That should help negotiations
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Dolt 45** claims he's writing a memoir and he's received "very substantial offers" from "two of the biggest and most prestigious publishing houses," but the 5 biggest publishers all say it's fiction in more ways than one
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Political candidate who took part in the January 6 terror attack learns mid-interview he's been planning on running for the wrong seat
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: Wait, THAT'S what the Holocaust was? My bad. I had no idea. OOPS
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Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire
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Andrew Yang: 13%
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| Mon June 14, 2021 |
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NATO Secretary-General: Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. It's time to build a new castle on the orange rubble
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NATO confirms vertical integration
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Justice official resigns in wake of Democrat and media records seizure uproar, proving again why you don't mess with people's vinyl. It's got a warmer sound, man
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The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure
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There are three options in how Biden can deal with Manchin and Sinema. Well, four, but he's not Trump
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Leave it to The Hill to "raise questions" about "the suicide" of news anchor who "broke" the Big Bill/ Loretta Lynch tarmac meet up of some 5 years ago, anyway, before Hillary "lost" to Donald Trump, hmmm,... gee I wonder if,... nah
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Susan Collins is very concerned that .. *checks notes* .. people who drive electric cars don't pay gas tax
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To prepare for the 2022 primaries Moscow Mitch (R) plans to muzzle GOP candidates who keep saying the quiet parts out loud
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NATO leaders are set to agree that China presents security risk. Don't expect Putin to take losing some of the spotlight in stride
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Decades after blaming Democrats for keeping poor people on welfare, Ohio GOP introduces a new plan to penalize poor people who try to save money to get ahead so they can get off welfare. When did we move to the upside down world?
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Masks could have stopped the pandemic, but Trump
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Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was
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Trump warns GOP candidates to fake his endorsement at their peril
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The GOP is preparing to steal an election
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House GOP prays Trump can kick his habit of 2020 grievances. That makes sense, if you believe that his temperament is his single greatest asset
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Yes
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Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Kayleigh McEnany couldn't tell the truth to save her life
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Joe Manchin is overlooking the obvious
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| Fri June 11, 2021 |
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Whackos think that a cicada landing on Joe Biden is a message from "Q" because cicadas are stuck underground as children for Q=17 years. Yeah, sure, and a guy should be president because a bird lands on his lectern during a speech
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This much is known: For every rational line or forthright statement there are leagues of senseless cacophony, verbal nonsense, and incoherency. That sounds about right for a Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC discussion thread live at 7pm Eastern
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Justice department watchdog to investigate data seizure. A really good boy would have predicted the seizure
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Congress demands the Fat Man and Little Elf detonate for perjury
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Since 2018, the Wisconsin GOP has shelled out over $8 million fighting lawsuits
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Oh noes we have another Coke-loving President: Off-duty Joe Biden dresses down in running shoes, goes to hotel bar to unwind at G7 summit and only sips a Coke
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It's. . . . it's infrastructure week?
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Democrats have tried nothing and they're all out of ideas
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Well yeah, I ran on those things but I didn't mean any of those things I said
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America has its first Muslim federal judge in, like, ever. Seriously, he's the first one in history. How can it possibly have taken this long?
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| Wed June 09, 2021 |
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...or maybe they're just gonna spruce the place up for some new tenants. Hey, a subby can dream, right?
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The Congressional Black Caucus is blackballing a Republican Congressman. Maybe he shouldn't have supported the insurrection
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As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals
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Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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We've finally found a magic bullet to circumvent partisan Senate deadlock: just mention China
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Keystone XL DOA
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FEC finds major gaps in most states' GOP parties fundraising versus expense ledgers. GOP parties' response: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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"Obama is a hater who is inflaming racial wounds," insists the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Time to do a shiatty 15-second dance; Biden just replaced Trump's TikTok ban
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Stay with me on this one: A Fox News contributor said the Bidens are the "klan family" and Joe is the "imperial wizard" and we've gone to plaid
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Senate Dems fret over their Joe Manchin problem, wonder how you solve something like that
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You're going to be shocked by this, I know, but it turns out there's something of a divide between the vaccination rates of red and blue states
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Senate set to pass bill on bipartisan basis. You guessed it: it's a quarter trillion corporate giveaway
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Trump backers lose bigly in NJ
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New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars
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I'm beginning to think that maybe, just perhaps, the New York Post is being a wee bit less objective about the current administration than they were about the previous one. Just a hunch really
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Biden heads to Europe. It's a tense situation, but it ain't over 'til it's over, and he can observe a lot just by watching. Diplomacy is 90% mental, and the other half is physical. It's like déjà vu all over again
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| Fri June 04, 2021 |
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Biden's refusal to permit operators to set up weed businesses in DC is an attack on democracy
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US senators: We must invest in science and technology. Also US senators: But we can't actually spend money doing that
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How's about a British jig and reel? Speaking King's English in quotation As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust Water froze in the generation Clear as winter ice This is your paradise in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Covid cases in USA on a steady decline, which is a good time for Trump to hold a superspreader rally in a state with the lowest vaccination rate
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Despite the demands of conservatives for Dr. Fauci's head for not knowing every possible thing, including facts not yet discovered about Covid-19, and disagreeing with Dear Leader, Biden remains confident in Fauci. Ain't public service grand?
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JPMorgan Chase grows a calculated pair
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RNC Chair hypes Pride Month. For some reason, people question her sincerity
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Hot dog, cucumber, carrot, banana, eggplant, daikon radish, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, AIRCRAFT CARRIER
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Senate Dems want to 'go big' after parliamentarian decision
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The campaign for 2024 starts in a couple weeks
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Conservatives really don't like the Fauci guy, I mean his lips aren't even stained orange
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Bob Costas calls for Conservatives to oust the MAGA fringe and be strong and sane again
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Pence: "I don't know" if Trump and I will "ever see eye to eye" on his assassination attempt
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Texas deputies sexually assaulted at booze and sex filled prostitution stings. Bonus: tax payer funded trips to sex shops
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| Thu June 03, 2021 |
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Self-described "Trump man" busted for serial pooping spree targeting Ohio home of Biden-supporting Democrats
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At one point, Ron Johnson thought it would be a good idea for him to quit after two terms. Ron Johnson was right
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Rich Lowery rightly points out Biden has slim majorities. Let's change that
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Biden initiates merciless attacks on Chinese reality television production, much to the dismay of the Republiqan party
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Ben Nelson, former Nebraska Dem who helped kneecap Obamacare, says bipartisanship is a lost cause
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Biden tries new strategy with the moderate ignorati
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Gay Republican shocked to find his face being eaten
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Coca Cancel
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"We Asked Kyrsten Sinema's Office for One (1) Example Where the Filibuster Created Bipartisan Comity"
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Trump is a cult of personality. There. Saved you 1200 words
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Manic Pixie Girl defends filibuster, Weezer's Black Album
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Conservative shocked at the politics he helped create
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Sinema travels with the enema
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*farting noises*
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Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma
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You'll never guess who is telling rightwing media to run stories about Stolen Election. Ok, not telling. Asking. OK, OK, fine, not asking. Begging
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Current Education Dept. uncredits questionable accreditation agency endorsed by never-credited Betsy DeVos
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I'M ERIC kindly confirms Trump family receives subpoenas by the truckload, sheds delicious tears while doing so
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| Wed June 02, 2021 |
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The GOP knew they weren't going to win special election for the seat vacated by Interior Rep Haaland since she won the District by 16% and Biden by 23%, but they WERE hoping to show their strength by chipping away at that margin. They lost by 24.1%
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California, Maryland, Vermont, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, New Jersey, Rhode Island, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire --- blue states doing the heavy lifting once again
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Later on Fox: Hannity and Carlson rage-soil their dainties over Ice Cream Gate
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Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against
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Former President Obama states that now President Biden is 'finishing the job' of his administration, also digs at Trump for benefiting from his lackluster economic policies. Legacy complete
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Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States
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The Rules Genie of the Senate clarifies that when she said Democrats get two more wishes, she actually meant just one
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Israel to ask for US for $1B to 'replenish' Iron Dome, because it's not their blood money they want to spend
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Seeing a political advantage and with the support of the majority of Americans, Nancy Pelosi strikes. And by strikes I mean pretty much caves
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John Hinckley Jr. posting love songs online. Can he borrow a feeling?
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Republicans begin their surge back to power with a brutal loss in NM special House election
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GOP strategy for Election 2022? A war over race, or a race war? You decide
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| Mon May 24, 2021 |
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Dude, you should run for governor as the Grassroots Legalize Cannabis Party candidate. Whoa. Righteous. Thanks, man. GOP: Psych
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Nevada GOP cancelled a meeting over threats made by even farther right psychos
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Obvious: Qevin McCarthy shouldn't be speaker of the house, Fark: oh shiat Bobert wants the job, Florida: Gaetz endorses Bobert
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Republicans' 2022 campaign pitch: Whip Inflation Now. This is a repeat from 1974
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George Floyd's murder shifted Biden's reality
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THERE she is. Good girl. Good GOP girl. Now sit
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A brief moment of disloyalty to Lord Trump, be it by thought, word, or deed, is enough to be damned as a heretic and burned at the stake in today's GOP
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I believe that government is a corrupt conspiracy trampling on the rights of Free and Sovereign citizens...which is why you should put me in charge of it
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Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire
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Can't overturn the election? Then why not run the next one?
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Senator, it's not a big truck, in fact, we don't know what the f---
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Obama tried to warn Trump about Michael Flynn, the disgraced traitor who is now saying Covid-19 is a fabrication
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| Mon May 17, 2021 |
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Wait- the key was to run on progressive policies?
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Stefanik confirms fealty to lies
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Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes A-you can find me cryin' all of the time in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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For the majority of men, "white supremacy" is simply another concept that women need mansplained to them in order to understand why it's not really a problem
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Tax credit payments for kids to start July 15th, to be paid out in Robux
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It's only taken 195 days
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Donald Trump will speak at an upcoming Republican convention, but it will be closed to the media and he thinks no video will be leaked
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US to send 20 million vaccines from all three brands overseas by next month. Iran, North Korea, and Venezuela all getting J&J? Must be a coincidence
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Castle owners are massing with torches and pitchforks on Lord Bezos' estate in favor of higher taxes on castle owners
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A Trump-loving billionaire who covets the blood of young people in his quest for immortality and named his company after a tool used by the dark lord Sauron in "Lord of the Rings" wants to be the kingmaker in the 2022 Senate races
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The "watermarks" the "Cyber Ninjas" are using UV lights to search for during their "audit" of Arizona's election results, do not exist, and according to election officials, have NEVER existed and only "Q" has ever claimed they did. $300K well spent
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Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump
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Biden is making a mess of the GOP's midterms
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Georgia Republicans hold super spreader events to pledge fealty to the Big Lie
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