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headlines found matching 'Delta Air Lines'
Tue June 28, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
'Potential odor' halts American Airlines flight heading to Florida, because the last thing we need to do is import more strange smells to the strangest state
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Sun June 26, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Another pilot reports LAX Phantom Jetpack Guy. They should send the airlines their resume so they're getting paid for all that time in the air
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Delta restricts lounge access to people with scheduled departures in the next 3 hours. Nobody sane wants to be at the airport more than three hours early anyway, so this is... an outrage
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The Seventh Level of Hell is now offering a non-stop flight to the Eighth Level of Hell
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The AI automatically adds 80 percent to the cost of your water and stale sandwich
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Citi and BoA are two of the 12 institutions wetting their beaks in the JFK Terminal One construction pool
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel companies having a hard time rehiring the employees they fired and left to die during the pandemic
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
All those Memorial Day weekend flight cancellations were just a sneak peek of what's waiting for us this summer
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Mon May 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
December 2021: Delta CEO writes to the CDC to reduce quarantine times for COVID. April 2022: Delta drops mask mandates. May 2022: Delta reduces summer flights, planning for unscheduled COVID outbreaks
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines is no longer accepting debit, credit, or cash for in-flight purchases. I guess that just leaves "nature's credit card" as the only payment option
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Obvious: flying coach sucks. We'll See About That: two airlines want to make it better
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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Thu May 12, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thinking about buying a jet, but worried about fuel costs? Just start eating lots of French fries
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, honestly, it's all been downhill ever since they let the poors on the planes. It's why Mrs. Moneybags and I always fly charters
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mattea Roach ended her Jeopardy win streak to a contestant from metro Atlanta who knew the answer to a round-about question about Atlanta's big airport and its connection to an old race track
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Thu May 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arlington VA man issued citation after TSA at DCA find EDC in luggage. WTF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted hit the wings-fall-off switch again
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(Teslarati)
 
 
 
Starlink will now charge for roaming, ending one of the best things about Starlink
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
And now we find a group that actually likes Frontier over Jetblue.. oh, it's them. forget it
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sorry we rerouted your Sacramento-Anchorage freight to our Atlanta hub. Also really sorry about the 5 million bees we left out on the tarmac all day, oops
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Tue April 26, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
To fight off unionization, Delta announces that it will start paying flight attendants during plane boarding. In other news, Delta wasn't paying attendants for the time spent on plane boardings. And doesn't understand why its employees want unions
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
12 Things To Do When Your Flight Is Canceled Or Delayed. "Masturbate Furiously" suspiciously absent from list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: supply chain disruptions due to Covid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any guesses about which group could possibly dislike Spirit Airlines more than its passengers?
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines loses $940mil in Q1 but really will make it up on volume
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Tue April 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
Weeners
 
How do you like them fapples?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least he left his gun at home
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
Nobody saw these things from McDonald's coming
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Airlines that lifted Covid mask mandates are learning what could possibly go wrong
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue: No, WE want to form the Vortex of Suck with Spirit Airlines
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Fri April 01, 2022
(News Nation Now)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who has a clean change of drawers for the first officer and myself?
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The future of airlines is creating private cabins for rich people in 90% of the plane and cramming 200 poors in the other 10% of the plane
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Wed March 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper
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Tue March 22, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Airline China Eastern upgrades its cockpit safety now that the 马 has left the 孩子
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've found yourself disappointed at the overall lack of drunkenly violent, anti-mask MAGATs on your last few plane trips, American Airlines may be offering just what you need
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Tue March 01, 2022
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Delta Air asks you to move seats to accommodate two pain in the butt flyers griping about their seat assignments. Do you: A) Say "No"; B) Say "Yes" but only for a $500 flight voucher; C) Move, then tell TV news
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