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Tue October 23, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, the NAACP is there to help, but you're probably not going to be their top priority if you're a white Florida Man being pepper sprayed for attacking JetBlue employees
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man has sex with porn star on flight. Of COURSE he tells everyone. Forgets that airlines have internet access too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
United aircraft diverts because *rolls dice* it's "too big"
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The abuse will continue, even after morale improves
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Fri October 12, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham reminds everyone that he isn't gay, he just hasn't found the right guy yet (NSFW content on page)
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Thu October 11, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Moose Inconsolable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess which city is number one in income inequality in America. Hint: They hosted an Olympics and are known for dirty birds
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Because you suck, and we hate you
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Fri October 05, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
MMA fighter told he was on 'do not fly list' and proves them right, when he attacks another passenger, in retaliation. Fark: Not Conor McGreggor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know that feeling you get when your low fuel light comes on and you're in the middle of nowhere? Well what about when you are about 30,000' in the air?
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Wed October 03, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Wanna fly with your mini horse? Fly Alaska
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Sun September 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't hold your breath for another White House Press Briefing again anytime soon
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Tue September 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that there is another 777 missing from the South Pacific
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress continues to help out the little guy by eliminating the 'reasonable fee' rules regulating airlines. And by 'help out the little guy' we mean 'royally screw over the little guy', of course
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Fri September 21, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Airlines to raise checked baggage fees because screw you, that's why
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Mon September 17, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today in Great Sports Metaphors: Engine blows during take off on Delta flight carrying Detroit Lions reporters
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Sat September 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Flight attendant accepts marriage proposal, loses job. Everything has a cost
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Wed September 12, 2018
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Sure, we've seen mandatory evacuations and states of emergency declared so far, but now we know things are looking really bad: the Waffle House just closed
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Six years ago, Delta airlines bought a fixer-upper oil refinery as a hedge against future air fuel price increases. And then the bottom fell out of the fuel market. Creating a huge delta, if you will
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
United pilot strips off uniform in front of passengers and proceeds to take a nap. "I've travelled to the US many times and have never witnessed this"
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Fri September 07, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hajj must mean "flu" in Arabic
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Wed September 05, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CDC isolating plane at JFK after at least 100 of 500 passengers report getting sick during flight
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Tue September 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Airlines are raising bag fees again - alert your emotional support albatross
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(One Mile at a Time)
 
 
 
Whatever stupid thing you do this year, odds are it won't be as dumb as Singapore Airlines taking a pass on product placement in "Crazy Rich Asians," which is a love letter to the Singapore jet-set crowd and the island itself
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Sun September 02, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines passengers discover that sneaking an illegal can of pepper spray into the cabin is nothing to sneeze at
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
When asked about a fare structure that often charges families extra to sit together, United's CEO responds with a heartfelt "what did they expect? That's what we do"
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
What to do when waiting on your flight: (1) Get something to eat. (2) People watching. (3) Show off your mad limbo skills
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United announces that it will begin charging more just for sitting within the aristocratic aura of First Class
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctor has erratic meltdown at airline ticket counter, later claims he staged it to prove a noble point. Not buying it, dude
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Sure, a plane is rushing toward me at 150 mph and will dice me into tiny little moron meatballs, but this is for BBQ
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Quarantine lifted on Mike Huckabee's plane after officials were assured he's normally that way
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Wed August 15, 2018
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Stench that diverted San Francisco flight came from someone in the cabin
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Seatac plane hijacker was "just a broken guy" before the crash. Presumably afterward as well
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Simultaneously, the man who stole the airplane from Sea-Tac Airport last night is identified and tells why the plane was not shot out of the sky
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Airport mechanic stole a plane from Seattle and threatened to "do a barrel roll" and "shoot the shiat." Dammit, Fox
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Thu August 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Flight trying to leave D.C. delayed by 1,400 pounds of paperwork" is a fine example of bureaucracy out of control. Also, who is trying to move that much paperwork out of the capital that quickly?
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Sun August 05, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines explains their method to keep flights on time during the busy summer travel season. Which pretty much involves estimating the flight time and adding another three hours
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Tue July 31, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, Florida Man, getting a seat upgrade would 'be the bomb' but you should consider alternate phrasing
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Publix prohibits service animals from riding in carts
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines change Taiwan reference on websites ahead of Chinese deadline, deny ever being at war with Eastasia
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Running behind schedule? In danger of missing your flight? You could hop on the next flight two hours later or think outside the box and delay it with a bomb threat
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Wed July 18, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines' new meals taste like the West Coast. So... sandy, salty, and hints of seaweed?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary
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Wed July 11, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Airline lavatories are getting smaller while Leon's getting laaaarrrrger
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
American Airlines flies its last turboprop plane, ending the propeller era, as the Big 3 airlines finally close the book on the 1940s
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The TSA wants to keep you safer by having you take out your snacks. OM NOM NOM
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Thu June 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta joins the race for wickedest airline to fly. Boots black passenger for doing what she was asked. Other passengers sticking up for the woman are booted, too. Delta's motto, "Good Goes Around", seen hiding under the ticket counter
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Running on to the tarmac barefoot, wearing only underpants, and trying to beat up airplanes while talking to yourself is definitely no way to go through life son
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration was working on an immunity deal for Julian Assange... Until Jim Comey stepped in
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