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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Basically to live cheap means do nothing
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Wed January 25, 2023
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Article claims "apparently many people missed the point of the Last Jedi's Canto Bight mission". In related news, apparently there was a point in the Last Jedi's Canto Bight mission
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Welcome to Garbagetown)
 
 
 
Old and busted: platforms where we talk to each other. New hotness: shut up and buy things all day and night
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
That's a fast lawyer-up. And I bet she gets some business out of it
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Thu January 19, 2023
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Headline: "Bridgeport's Big Boy owner reflects on 40-plus 'glorious' years in business." Within article: The restaurant is closing
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Man claims bland and tasteless Indiana sandwich is too bland and tasteless to be official State sandwich
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I hate awkward conversations. Can I just lie to my daughter about the family dog dying?
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Wed January 18, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
From the Sticking-with-the-Guy-that Brung-Ya-to-the-Dance Dept
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not a joke. I need advice. I have a crazy sister in Western Canada. I don't speak to her. My parents are dying .She sends me a bday card with the subject Matthew 5:21-24 on the front. It pertains to Murder. Kind of freaking out. Details in thread
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman claims she doesn't need to go to the gym in 26 minutes since she started having sex twice a day
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Sat January 14, 2023
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Couple upset some new wood came to play in their bedroom. So traumatized he moved back to his parents' house
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Fri January 13, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
You know all those articles about how the Simpsons predicts the future? Expect to see 3-eyed fish swimming in the seas around Fukushima in the next few months
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Clemson seeks a coordinator whose less offensive
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman rescues her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship with a flash mob singing "Another One Bites The Dust" at her funeral
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Wed January 11, 2023
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Animal sacrifice is back on the table*. *As long as the table is sterile and the city gets a week notice
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
1A) Paint stencil for your Bowflex or treadmill
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(Faddom)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak, but your IT team needs an agentless application dependency mapping tool. At the left, map your entire hybrid IT infrastructure in one hour - free trial, no credit card needed. At the right, IT snark (Farker-sponsored link)
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Mon January 09, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Georgia repeat as National Champions? Or will the mighty Horned Frogs of TCU beat the Bulldogs and shock the college football world? We are at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood and kickoff is at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN. Wasn't this a great season?
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy "Start Entirely New Piles of Crap on Your Desktop" Day
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Sat January 07, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who failed statistics in school are heading to the local store to splurge on lottery tickets
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Wed January 04, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Failed QB Chris Simms is going to need his daddy to bail him out yet again when he loses his damn mind on ESPN for pointing out how stupid his football takes are
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years
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Thu December 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon's Dirty Dozen remake clears major obstacle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bald British babes be ballers
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(Some Shutterbug)
 
 
 
Subby sees your angry, Erie waves, and raises calm, Colorado waves, frozen
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can Death Triangle clinch the series against the Elite? Will Wardlow regain the TNT Title from Samoa Joe? Does Top Flight get YEET-ed out of the building by the BCC? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Arizona family rescued after driving over unfamiliar surface near Seattle, should have checked what.com weather
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Fri December 23, 2022
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Rural kids celebrate Christmas winning gifts & visit from freakish mascot of defunct toystore chain
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"He was Officer Krupke"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
How to cook salmon anyhow, anyway, anywhere perfectly. Except by microwave as that remains an abomination
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents paying the Grinch to steal their kids' Christmas presents sounds as entertaining as paying Krampus to kidnap, eat their kids
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Really, I'm only posting this because I want to see a Fark Lego thread
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
You can't make this stuff up: The Las Vegas Mob Museum is offering free admission to any law enforcement professionals who show up on January 9 and present their ID at the box office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber slams M&M collecting or something, i don't know, I am not good with the Biebers
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you let Google Maps know your location during the last month, you have let every Google advertising service track you 24/7
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Fri December 16, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Candles recalled over fire risk. Uh, isn't that their purpose?
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Thu December 15, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Raven flies 45 minutes to get some cat treats
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Tue December 13, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania city bans preserving your furniture
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
40 people forced to sleep overnight in pub after "biblical" snow storm. Farkers would call that "miraculous"
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Lottery winner overestimates the size of his jackpot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Even punk has gone woke
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Elon Musk gives you two more reasons to leave Twitter
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Thu December 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin's plans cockblocked
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Wed December 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No one celebrated Herschel Walker's amazing defeat more than his exes
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Tue December 06, 2022
(StackOverflow)
 
 
 
AI generated answers are now banned by Stack Overflow. Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat nod in agreement
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Fri December 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Have you heard the one about a comedian's joke saving a woman's life?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony stars in her own version of "If I Did It"
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Star Wars show "Andor" had a character say "fark" in the finale, but Disney censored it without even offering a swear jar reprieve
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
What if a hamburger had feelings?
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Because real men are stoic loners who don't need "friends," they just need one true companion, a down-to-earth bro they can spend all day driving cattle with and then all night making sweet, not-gay love to in their mountainside tent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Please...no Gigli sequel
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video shows dog helping with laundry or measuring dryer for cat disposal?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The shiny stainless steel sippy cup you bought your tot at Whole Foods has been recalled... due to risk of lead poisoning
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots farmer offers tourists the billionaire lifestyle aboard his own newly bought private jet... Difficulty: You'll have to wait until he 'tarts' it up and need to remain in his farm field
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Fri November 25, 2022
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Customers flock to brewery co-owned by hero who charged, brought down Club Q shooter in Colorado Springs. "Remember the heroes not the zero"
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him
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Tue November 22, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Wes Lee defends his N.A. title vs Carmelo, who may have a Trick in his corner. Wendy tries to send Cora back to her old gimmick. Will Chase U be the new target of Kiana's plans? Plus, Toxic Attraction to start things at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Well here may just be the dumbest conclusion made from Elon's Twitter debacle
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Watch Adele's disappearing act to close the first show of her long-awaited Las Vegas residency
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Fri November 18, 2022
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Hey kids, if your school bus driver pulls over to lecture you about being unruly, be sure not to call 911 with false accusations
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Tom Petty's estate to Kari Lake: "Don't come around here no more"
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Thu November 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Homebuyers who put down $10,000 or $20,000 deposits on homes they can no longer afford to buy due to rising interest rates disappointed to learn definition of the word "deposit" when it comes to buying a home
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Mon November 14, 2022
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Be careful what you pick up in Elden Ring. It could be a trap left by hackers
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
The end is upon us. The survivors of Outpost 22 have rallied under the banner of Ezekiel and Negan while the Council of Ricks and Mercer plan to take down the treacherous Governor Milton. The penultimate episode of The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
I worked for this bus company for 50 years and all I got was this small award ... and a city bus with my picture on it
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
On Friday, combat sports visionary Dana White introduced the world to his latest creation: Fronthand Backhand
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, this article contains photos of some of the worse abuse against an animal ever captured. If you see someone doing this to their pet, contact authorities immediately
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(Pittsburgh Steelers)
 
 
 
Being a Steelers fan this year involves a lot of tears - even when you're voted "fan of the year"
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Mon November 07, 2022
(NECN Boston)
 
Hero
 
Watch basketball game, save drowning guy, get some sleep, have a healthy breakfast, take your SATs... wait, rewind
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Matter matters, mate
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The DOJ has until November 13th to indict Trump
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Meet the guy attempting to eat 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days instead of just paying $10/month for so much more
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(National Today)
 
 
 
For what it's worth
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fred Armisen reveals his "The Californians" character was based on Dana Carvey's son. Naaayooow gittttt owduhh hihhhh, ok, take the 405 to the 110, get off on Barham, and take the 101 to the 5 and get off on Sepulveda
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Wed November 02, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
The only thing wrong with today being National Deviled Egg Day is that National Pull My Finger Week doesn't begin tomorrow
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Sun October 30, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA best KENTA and advance to the Semi's? Can Ren Narita get some long-awaited payback on Toru Yano? Are they really jobbing DOUKI to a Young Lion? Day 12 of BATTLE AUTUMN '22 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu October 27, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The 2nd Round of the NJPW World TV Title Tournament begins. Can ZSJ invent a new pretzel-hold for Finlay? Will YOSHI-HASHI and EVIL be boo'ed out of the building? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 10 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the Kingof Sports
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
An interview with the person exposing the hype, fraud, grift, and general asshattery of the crypto world
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Becky's latest album is the first album in five years to move a million units in a week...and she did it in three days
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sword Sheathed
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
War? Famine? Inflation? Insurrection? We ain't got time for that, we have to break down every song on Taylor "Becky" Swift's new album. Because this is IMPORTANT
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Fri October 21, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
On Figure Four Friday: Smackdown has Shotzi & Raquel face IYO & Dakota for the tag titles, Liv explores her dark side with Sonya. Then on Rampage: A triple threat All Atlantic title match. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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Wed October 19, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Tories contemplate replacing unseasoned porridge with older unseasoned porridge. "She's competent. She's boring. She'll calm things down"
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After serving time for hiring a hitman to murder his ex-wife, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis admits "I could have handled this a thousand different ways." First thing would be not to hire a hitman
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Mon October 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Game 5 of the ALDS, for the right to play the Astros in the ALCS. It is the Guardians and the Yankees from the Bronx. The starting pitchers are Aaron Civale and Jameson Taillon. The action starts at 7:07 PM ET on TBS
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Sun October 16, 2022
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The time has come for Alicent and Rhaenyra to pick their allies as control for King Viserys's throne threatens to spread into a civil war. Will loyal allies remain that way, or will there be palace intrigue? House of the Dragon, 9PM ET on HBO
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bulgarian Air Force pilot breaks Guinness World Record with 40 takeoffs and landings in one hour. Previous record was 36, so attempt wasn't really touch and go
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Fri October 14, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
The UK's 20 top-selling debut albums of all time revealed. Subby must be a bit of a Philistine as I only bought 4 of these, but at least they were the best ones
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Less scary than fighting a group of Tonberry in Final Fantasy IX it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT the free games available at GOG with more free games to the right. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite co-op games?
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Thu October 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
G7's "Mount Recyclemore" sculpture to be broken down, repurposed
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Do you believe that Cher is selling her Malibu mansion for $85 million?
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Wed October 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
This puppy was returned five times, but the sixth time was the charm as she finally found her forever home and for the the first time she has her very own bed. We hope to celebrate many Woofday Wetnose Wednesdays with her
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