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Wed May 12, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ellen DeGeneres Show will dance(limp) off the air after next season
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm dating a really nice Russian girl, but all of my friends are against our happiness because they think she's a scammer because she's Russian. I disagree and have shared everything with her and nothing bad has happened. How can I shut them up?"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You essential workers kept our trains running during the pandemic, you deserve a bonus" *clicks link* "Just kidding, you just failed our cybersecurity test"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Grace wakes up with amnesia in the future, and not even Morgan remembers her. Is it a fever dream, or is this 16 year time jump here to stay? Given the odd turns the series has taken, anything is possible. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: We're going to visit Calliope's family, Mordecai's tagging along for emotional support, and Milo likes trains. We remain a free web serial by a farker
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Some Half Naked Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National No Pants Day. Or, as subby calls it, Friday
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The owl may have broken your dumb vase but the good news is you've been accepted to Hogwarts
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Spicy bee juice. It's the flavor you've been combing for
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Web cam captures web, film at 11
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend is trapped in a codependent abusive relationship with her dog. How do I save them both?"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
"Explosion in 3-alarm Fresno fire nearly injures dozens of firefighters" - In other news, subby nearly won a Nobel prize for nearly proving the existence of aliens
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(Car Throttle dot com)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this car's metal pistons with plastic ones. Let's see if anyone notices
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, a couple low impulse control magical people play a game of catch, the New Readers drive continues, and a new charity for May. It's still a free web serial by a farker, it won't kill ya to look
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Never attempt to rob someone while they're pumping gas
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Fri April 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kraken released
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
42 may the answer to life, the universe and everything, but 46 is the age when we all stop giving a fark about what other people think
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Entourage" creator says HBO Max is hiding the show for not being "woke" enough. No, it's because it was just a really bad show
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Thu April 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'd like to buy an "OWWWW"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Goldfish Frank's RedHot crackers? Yes, please
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Happy birthday, boy, here's your giant custom-made 7ft steel penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
If you burn though 119 personal assistants in just five years, there's a teeny-tiny chance that it might not be them, but YOU
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Sun April 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"My instinct, when presented with a flipper, is to make a pie"
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Happy 4th Birthday to a free web serial by a farker. Bonus art, a book, an event and, oh yeah, an installment wherein Mordecai makes it very clear why we vaccinate
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Nothing got between Brooke Shields and Mother Nature for Earth Day and I do mean nothing (possibly NSFW)
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mom, if you think there's 'chaos at home' now, wait until your identical triplet boys are 8 or so
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about 8Chan but were afraid to ask
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(Some Coffee Guy)
 
 
 
If one of the skills you wish you could put on your resume is, "really good at taking coffee breaks" . . . this is the time you might actually want to say that
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Mon April 19, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Some people have a daily routine set for themselves. For one 76-year-old upstate NY resident, it included littering in front of the same house. Every day. For nearly three years
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The definitive guide to the world's hidden blunders. Patios with slatted chairs, Drew's secret lair where he nukes the Politics tab both conspicuously absent
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Folkspaper)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder who is in a throuple with two sex dolls says that his partners have fallen in love with each other. It's not Fark, it's ... it's .... it's .... I have no idea
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Shameless ended its run, and the series finale sure was something [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Dr. Evil)
 
 
 
So how many Dollar General gift cards can you buy for one MILLION dollars? Difficulty: using a million dollar bill
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: announcing your retirement. News: announcing your retirement from watching porn. Fark: announcing your retirement from watching porn in the comments section of a porn website
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Megan Rapinoe on Draymond Green: "You obviously kind of showed your whole ass in not even understanding what we all talk about all the time... You don't think we've asked for more funding? What are we screaming about nonstop?"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Ancient Greeks once looked to the stars to predict the future. Today we look to the Moon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article with "How to talk to believers of COVID-19 conspiracy theories" headline strangely consists of more than the word "Don't"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beauty contestant has crown literally yoinked from her head on live TV by previous winner who claims she doesn't qualify
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photo booth doggos are what we all need
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I tell my friend that her husband has been cheating on her the entirety of their relationship and I've kept it a secret since their wedding night?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into stranger's house, strips naked and gets into one of the male owners beds. Seems damn proud of it in her mugshot (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
'Space Jam' website from 1996 found still alive, now hilariously dated
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, how to politely introduce yourself to a dog, and some cupcakes a la machine screw. Also, a new charity for April and remember to get your shots, like the farkin author
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a second date
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC is boxing up the Superstore spinoff
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My pet cat was my baby. My brother's girlfriend said it was cruel to keep a housecat; I told her it wasn't her business. She and my brother catsat; she let it out; it was murdered by coyotes. I can't forgive her; my brother won't dump her. What do?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Darkest Enid Blyton story EVAR. (Tag is for saving lives)
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Sun March 28, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And here's Donald Trump with a few words for the happy couple
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, part 1 of a 2 part lesson in bionic dog maintenance, and instructions for making a really terrible mocha latte. It's a free web serial by a farker, a polite nudge to give to various charities, and TF and so forth
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Timmy. Not Lassie. Still, Good Dog
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Fri March 26, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin brings a ray of sunshine into a weary world. Bonus: Mother's milk is now a Warrior's drink
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Thu March 25, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money that I've been saving for 40 years
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
So... who's up for a 4x3 black-and-white movie... in IMAX?
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a man who was born with no collarbones that has the insane ability of being able to 'shoulder clap' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Blade Runner actress Sean Young describes her many icky encounters with toxic Hollywood men, notes "I'm not in the business. I AM the business"
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(Some GPT-3 Lady)
 
 
 
I love you, I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat. And other AI pickup lines
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to make your mint julep really stand out? Add in some maple syrup, of course. Duh, everyone knows that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The future is female
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the return of the spider mecha. This model has a dance mode. Also, the reason babies cry at 3AM
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is a serious adult who really likes his wife
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Dragon & the Commonwealth Kingpin: Who will earn an IWGP World Title shot at Sakura Genesis? The earth trembles in anticipation... NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 FINAL begins @ 1:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Ravioli Day, your recipes to the right, hate to the left and Chef Boyardee to the dog's dish
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Thu March 18, 2021
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio puts away Donald Trump figure because people keep punching it in the face, getting orange residue on their fists
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Snowflakes Possible This Mroning
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Tue March 16, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
And then, there were 8. Will EVIL end Yano's miracle run? Can Takagi avoid being put 2 sleep by KENTA? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021: Quarter Final start @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon March 15, 2021
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Every city is strange if you look hard enough. Take Sacramento for example
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Timberlake to transfer from Miami, still plans on making music and releasing an album later this year
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Sun March 14, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Former Sith reduced to lottery theft
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, racism. And turkeys, because this is a happy place. It's a free web serial by a farker, and this month's charity is BLM
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Sat March 13, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If the police chief likes you, you get to take the interceptor on high speed chases. If the chief doesn't like you, you go out rounding up dirt bikes in this
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Puff the Magic Dragon is now the only one who can get in or out of Hanalei after a big landslide closes the road
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Thu March 11, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones lets us know he actually won by overpaying
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho, which is 49th in per pupil education spending, voluntarily gives up $28 million/yr from Powerball because of Australia. I challenge you to find a dumber state legislature
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 begins. Will Jeff Cobb be prepared to face EVIL? Can Toru Yano's "bag of tricks" work against Great-O-Khan? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021: Round 2 begins @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed March 10, 2021
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday a very sweet "Baby Girl" has found her forever home after 7 long years in a shelter. "Just looking into her eyes, I couldn't understand why she had been there for so long"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I long for the end of lockdown but I will not return to my old life because I can't"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is nothing wrong with grieving the last days of normalcy before the pandemic hit
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Tue March 09, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Teen is safe from safe
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(Some Truly Insane Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Timecube. The new hotness: What the f*ck did I just read
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"The longer business is delayed, the more furious the transactions will come once the official salary cap is officially set"
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Golly, it sure does smell socialist around here. Why DON'T we just fix poverty, huh? It's a free web serial by a farker with delusions of political competence, and we've still got TF
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Catering to the fans: Party Down is coming back
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Sat March 06, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Pumping Bomber surpass the Rainmaker? Will Juice Robinson have a new outfit for KENTA? Is Tomoaki Honma a sitting duck for Minoru Suzuki? Round 1 of NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 continues @ 3:00 AM ET @ NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri March 05, 2021
(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
It's Friday so here's an owl swimming through a canyon. Yes, you read that right
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Former Degrassi actor threatens sixth album
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Hey, campari
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Thu March 04, 2021
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho tots with mental issues have not been coping well with the pandemic. Sad mashes obvious po tay toe jokes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I dropped my dog off at the groomers and went back to collect Sid from Ice Age
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
So you want to be a stand-up comic?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Always bet on black, even when it's a Silver Arrow
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
British dentistry is good at peeling back layers and straightening out...paper?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Much wow, very vroom: Dogecoin to sponsor NASCAR driver in upcoming race
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You may be proud of your puzzle-solving skills, but try solving it without opening the box. Or reading the neighbor's mail without opening the box
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The F-35 is a failure
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Wait, we're getting a sequel to a Fast and Furious spinoff?
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Tin Soldier is back with a new Charity of the Month, and some TF. This week: We can rebuild this dog. Slower, weirder, creepier. Yes, it's still a free web serial by a farker
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Sat February 27, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Naito reclaim the Intercontinental title? Can Tanahashi fend off the Great-O-Khan? Who will be the 89th IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion? CASTLE ATTACK: Day 2 starts @ MIDNIGHT ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kazuchika Okada put an end to EVIL? Can the "Stone Pitbull" Breathe with the "Switchblade"? Does Chase Owens unseat Toru Yano as KOPW2021? CASTLE ATTACK: Day 1 starts @ 2:00AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Fri February 26, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will KENTA end Jon Moxley's year-long reign as IWGP U.S, Champ? Can Ren Narita find a way to beat Chris Dickenson? Does anyone survive the wrath of Brody King? THE NEW BEGINNING USA starts LIVE @ 10:00 PM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler goes skiing naked to celebrate body positivity and her birthday. It's all downhill from here
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Margarita Day. It is 5 o'clock somewhere
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Budweiser drinkers outraged at new UK delivery program
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Fri February 19, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The 12 most controversial facts in Mathematics
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just how bad are things in Texas? People are waiting up to 4 hours to get food from Burger King
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had an acrimonious relationship with my aunt the bulk of my life; she's never liked my mother. I reached out this Christmas after getting cookies from her, only to find that she thinks it's a choice people get offender by racism. Are we done?"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today in REALLY creepy news: Brit walker discovers dozens of baby dolls with disturbing facial expressions 'nailed' and 'tied' to trees in forest clearing. Chucky the killer doll says it wasn't him playing around (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drive around cities while listening to their local radio. Boring feed? Click the city name again
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Mon February 15, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
We need a stronger Congress, not one that just drops the weights everytime they're charged with doing something that is right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Oh, here's that lottery ticket I've been carrying around for a month. I wonder if I won anything?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dollar Store balloon fire causes thousands of dollars in damages. Brother clown can you spare a dime?
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will there be a return to political satire, or will absurdity rule the day? Will we get more Kate McKinnon this week? Where the hell is Pete Davidson? Regina King hosts, Nathaniel Rateliff is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri February 12, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kentucky police chase of a black woman across two counties ends at gun point with A: Murder by cop B: Tasing and beating. C: A hug
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Wed February 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson on Smoking With Snoop Dogg and Marathon Sex: 'My Life Has Been Pretty Good'. Well, I can't really argue with that
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Bonus: Slideshow. No really, you'll want to click through. All 123 pages. Shout out to my man Pronald
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"We didn't think he was serious about it, but as he started making payments on the specific stone, he made it clear that he was very serious"
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Riddles of the Sphinx
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Furious refresh the franchise with a new trailer
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Sun February 07, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Panic at the Jail House
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the thrilling conclusion to the Black Orchid arc. Will Ann and Lola hit it off? Will Cerise and Pierre stab each other with the cake forks? It's a free web serial by a farker. TF still available
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Fri February 05, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republican courage: GOP Rep tweet-attacks Eric Swalwell, Swalls texts the Rep "WTF I thought we were friends", Rep privately agrees "I don't think you did anything wrong" & says he'll delete, doesn't because it's "the best performing Tweet we've had"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Air travelers are you sick of being in quarantine because of the coronavirus pandemic? This company has an airplane window lamp with you in mind to make it feel like you're flying to your next worldly destination
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
During a virtual Master Class, students at Chapman University got a surprise visit from Bryan Cranston, best know for portraying dentist Tim Whatley on Seinfeld
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Thu February 04, 2021
(WLWT)
 
 
 
"What's that, Mr. Ed? Nevadah and Hope fell into the frozen pond? Hi ho, let's go"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
With temperatures dropping below freezing across state, it's time for your annual "beware of falling iguanas" story
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police conduct welfare check on Marilyn mansion
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Wed February 03, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish python dies from exposure. Sir McMixalot said to be devastated
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's is bringing back both its iconic Shamrock Shake and its Oreo Shamrock McFlurry just so you can be green
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You've never heard of this musician. I was listening to them BEFORE THEY WERE BORN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My teen has turned into a writer of erotic fanfic. He's lost forever, isn't he?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
"College student from Minnesota cashed in on his GameStop investment, but instead of keeping the money, he used it to help children in the hospital"
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Mon February 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Quick, Mortimer, buy Blackberry stock
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass puppy rescued from sealed backpack in abandoned home that caught fire
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Suzuki-gun or Bullet Club survive an elimination match? Can Okada avoid being groin-punched by EVIL? Does Honmania run wild on LIJ again? Road to THE NEW BEGINNING resumes @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ex-QAnon follower to Anderson Cooper: "I apologize for thinking that you ate babies"
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Everyone does it at the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but the power of forced perspective is worldwide
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
An Oral History of 'The Emperor's New Groove', a decidedly un-Disneyish Disney film that almost wasn't. Pull the lever, Kronk
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
For no reason in particular, A step-by-step guide to short-selling stonks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish says The Killers were her favorite childhood music. Damn, we're getting old
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Yes, there are bizarre things in Australia that will kill you, but at least it's done with a sense of humor
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Wed January 27, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I'm not Muslim, I just dress that way so I don't have to wear a mask"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Irish off the hook after global survey finds the English and Scots get drunk most often
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: A drag club seems the most logical place for a man in a dress to try picking up girls. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the last week to donate to the Red Cross. TF still available
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh She's got friends in treasonous places/ with militia clowns and weird Q chasers/
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
This video of a dangerous car seesaw raises one question: how did they get good at this in the first place?
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Baltimore anti-violence activist becomes a victim of violence
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Tue January 19, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
The king of Thailand is ugly, stupid, and smells like an orangutan's taint
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Fri January 15, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
You may have sock full of quarter derangement syndrome and not even know it
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
+1 for "Mannequin Skywalker"
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't think that will buff out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How RuPaul's "Drag Race UK" handled the covid challenge "It's a whole new ballgame"
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry sitcom ending after 200 episodes. In other news, Tyler Perry had a sitcom
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Beer cave from 1800s found below community garden in St. Louis. "The cave also once home to a mushroom farm, wine grotto, and a community gathering spot"
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