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headlines found matching 'Death'
Mon July 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Death at a funeral
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Things you should know about brown recluse spider bites. 1) NOPE 2) NOPE 3) NOPE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marijuana deaths have risen over 65% in the last 20 years. No wonder it's illegal. Oh wait, that's alcohol deaths. Never mind, continue drinking
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Fri July 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Celebrity surgeon "Dr. Bumbum", on the lam after a patient's death, has been captured. Writers for "Law & Order" hear the call
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
It's not often you use the phrases 'Holocaust survivor' and 'death-metal grandma' in the same headline, but yet, here we are (with video)
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Wed July 18, 2018
(BBC Earth)
 
 
 
This sea-creature that has razor sharp jaws that can cut its prey clean in half, but it's hard to say which moniker it carries is scarier: its nickname-The Snapping Death Worm, or its actual name-The Bobbit Worm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 43 kids found beaten to death in his apartment. Neighbors suspect someone got sick of him singing that "Every Sperm Is Sacred" song
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
U.S. death rates from liver cancer have risen 43% since 2000 and anybody familiar with the Politics tab understands the use of the Obvious tag
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Trump made a mess with his dinki, the world watched in horror, Jinkies. The world order was burning, the traitor keeps turning, twas the death of a presidency in Helsinki
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana man teaches gun cleaning to his daughter, should have taught responsible parenting to himself
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
"Bad Timing" - An oral history of the death and resurrection of "Farscape"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Indonesian villagers said "After a while crocodile" to nearly 300 of them in a revenge attack
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Time traveler from 2030 says Tupac's death was staged after he learned secrets about the Illuminati - which doesn't really exist, but there is something similar that isn't called the Illuminati and it doesn't have a symbol with a triangle in the eye
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Some of the most dangerous jobs in the world include a welder, a lumberjack, a veterinarian, a roofer, and a moderator for the Fark Politics tab
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Fri July 13, 2018
(760 KFMB San Diego)
 
 
 
Diver captured on video, deep beneath the waters off La Jolla, quietly avenging Steve Irwin: "I am not going to try and fight the guy, he's got a spear"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Senator John McCain rises from his death bed to join Democrats in demanding that Trump cancel his meeting with Putin
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iceman's last meal was high-fat, high-calorie feast. No word what made him get that tattoo
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less likely to end in tears than a Hickman/Weis book it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Hacknet which is free to claim (and keep). What have you been playing? Side note what are some older games that didn't get the hype they deserved?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less likely to end in tears than a Hickman/Weis book it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Hacknet which is free to claim (and keep). What have you been playing? Side note what are some older games that didn't get the hype they deserved?
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain serves up 6 Emmy noms from the great Unknown
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed his wife to death after she mocked him for having a small penis will now be mocked in jail for the rest of his life
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are up 66% in Sacramento County since 2014, ranging from death threats written in crayon to lard-covered Korans mailed from Texas. Look, all I'm saying is, these aren't bright people
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bret Hart accuses brother's widow of erasing wrestling legacy, presumably with a sponge and a bucket of soap water
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Petty posthumous box set announced for September with 60 unreleased studio and live recordings
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Tue July 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy"
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Officers executing search warrant for cocaine find: a) cocaine. b) methamphetamine. c) you don't want to know
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(Daily Grindhouse)
 
 
 
You remember LaserDisc games like Dragon's Lair, Space Ace, and The Spectre Files: Deathstalker. Well, you would remember the last one if it hadn't been sitting in a garage for 23 years
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man checking out car for sale surprised by intrusive horn
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man checking out car for sale surprised by intrusive horn
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
State Police crush ten plant grow op(erator) with bulldozer
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Mon July 09, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Tab Hunter, you may remember me from such films as Polyester and Love in the Dust. I'm dead now
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sisters invent system that alerts parents their child was left behind in the car. It's called the Dumbfark Alarm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sisters invent system that alerts parents their child was left behind in the car. It's called the Dumbfark Alarm
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leading Putin critic strangled himself to death the day before he was due in court to fight Aeroflot
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain left the bulk of his estate to his daughter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is not the first tragedy for the coach of the boys soccer team trapped in a cave. He cheated death as a 10-year-old when a killer disease claimed his entire family
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Comic book legend Steve Ditko dead at 90, probably will return around issue 100
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ Don't go chasing vloggerfalls ♪ ♫
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
One benefit of the U.S. missing out on the World Cup this year? The death of the American soccer troll. And now to read the comments on Fark dot com
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are organizing a "$10 million winner-take-all, 18-hole death match"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay, 'penis area of an alien body on Mars' is already a weird enough phrase
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man washes up on Florida beach. I guess he missed his shower that morning
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
'Shoah' director Claude Lanzmann has died
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police determine 11 family members found blindfolded, gagged, with hands bound behind their backs definitely committed suicide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wang just couldn't keep it up in France
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wang just couldn't keep it up in France
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tina Turner's son dead of apparent suicide
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tina Turner's son dead of apparent suicide
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
The dog who played 'Duke' in Bush's Beans commercials has died. Something about a methane explosion
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The dog who played 'Duke' in Bush's Beans commercials has died. Something about a methane explosion
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Most dogs don't like the automatic car wash, so let's do the self serve instead. Ah, looking sharper than a hound's tooth
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(The Root)
 
 
 
So, we can add "Dead" to the list of things that black folks can't be in public anymore
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
3-year-old girl, stabbed at her birthday party with 8 other kids, adults, has passed away
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
The American Conservative takes a deep-dive into Anthony Bourdain's life and determines without a doubt that his death was caused by **checks notes** his girlfriend's level 90 witchcraft
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Hello 911? Quack quack quack
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(Digital Trends)
 
Video
 
Here's a video of the Fortnite rocket launch (from someone who didn't fall to their death after a giant platform was destroyed)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that higher consumption of coffee leads to lower risk of death. If true, Farkers should be damn near immortal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Millionaire hides treasure in the Rockies and people have just been dying to find it. So far, the death count is possibly five. Millionaire sits in his lair and cackles
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South African cadaver upgraded to "mostly dead"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The original 'Back To The Future II' sneakers are disintegrating
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2 children being killed by bouncy objects in the UK, is enough for an MP to call for a ban, until safety can be ensured. How many children must be killed by guns in the US before anything is done about it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(MSN)
 
 
 
White supremacist rally organizer: "That mean woman said nasty things about me. I want $500 per this anti-dueling law." Judge: "How about $5 and a coupon to go fark yourself"
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
"Here's what else we won't forget: Death threats and emails from people we don't know celebrating our loss"
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
$1 million nationwide warrant issued for suspect in beheading death, as police warn he could beheading anywhere
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maxine "Omar" Waters responds to those sending her death threats: "All I have to say is this, if you shoot me you better shoot straight, there's nothing like a wounded animal"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Science took quite a long time to figure out washing your hands could save lives. This was the guy who figured it out
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Concealed carry permit holder heroically tries to break up a bar fight...and is promptly shot dead by cops who see a man armed with a gun in the middle of a brawl
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here we have a conservative Christian mouthpiece saying "liberal protesters who harass conservatives are going to get death"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, Goodwill does not accept dead bodies
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, Goodwill does not accept dead bodies
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Twelve agonizing sitcom deaths no one has managed to get over. Wait, seriously, the dog episode from Futurama? That was agonizing?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So now Maxine Waters is getting death threats. Fark your civility
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You may have issues with your slobbering, stinking mouthbreathing coworkers, but don't be like this guy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There may be a limit to how decrepit age can make your body
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
95 yr old man planks for 10 minutes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is that even legal? Darth Turtle: 'I will make it legal'
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It was a controlled burn. Until it wasn't
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
10 extremely creepy things your body can do after you die
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennywise / Freddy Kreuger crossover fanfic cosplayer found guilty of murder, supporting Hot Topic
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(Break)
 
 
 
Headline says it all: 'Handjob Cabin Is A Movie About A Ghost That Jerks You Off To Death". For once, subby won't be in his bunk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Look, if you're going to be upset at the Red Hen Restaurant for not serving Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at least keep your Yelp reviews and death threats inside the US. She did not go into Canada. Besides, Canada wouldn't take her
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Trumpers: Guys, we need to be civil. Also Trumpers: Your restaurant is named "The Red Hen"? Have some death threats and an egging, we don't care if you're in no way connected to the Red Hen that hurt our feelings
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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(Some Piece of Candy)
 
 
 
James Woods suggests conservatives arm themselves for upcoming 'life-or-death' war with liberals. Sadly, this is not a metaphor
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse and Cassidy visit Angelville to save Tulip. Will Jesse's family reunion be the disaster he expects? Will God introduce himself to the world? Will Hitler's escape from Hell work? Will The Saint of Killers meet Satan? Preacher, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently being gay will get you the death penalty in South Dakota
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man shows up at his own wake. Remains to be seen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trumpers are America's most farked up humans, most likely to be OK with death camps, and sadly, most likely to point and laugh when children die
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"These cats are old, and we're old, we have a sense of those issues. We're kind of bound together by it. Just like feeding them, petting them, and loving them, you have to help at the end." Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"These cats are old, and we're old, we have a sense of those issues. We're kind of bound together by it. Just like feeding them, petting them, and loving them, you have to help at the end." Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Vinnie Paul, founding member and drummer for Pantera takes their song Cemetery Gates to a whole new level
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why we die. And why lobsters are immortal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why we die. And why lobsters are immortal
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gives kiss of death to Alabama Rep Martha Roby. Michael Corleone reportedly impressed
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You want the full Philip J. Fry, that'll be $36,000. Or you can get the Richard M. Nixon, half off
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when police say a person was found dead but circumstances "were not suspicious?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when police say a person was found dead but circumstances "were not suspicious?"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Police fire rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse fans at slain rapper XXXtentacion's memorial. Which fans said was like one of his concerts all over again
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Thu June 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Koko the gorilla dies at age 46. Sad
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Wed June 20, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Bourdain's squeeze Asia Argento's message to the world: Life's a biatch and then you die
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Bourdain's squeeze Asia Argento's message to the world: Life's a biatch and then you die
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drake is a wizard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"It's ok, it's all ok," he yelled as he was choked by a 30-foot python wrapped around his neck
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're a college pitching coach, maybe don't use a dildo called the "dick of death" as a teaching/motivational tool
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma
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Mon June 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sonia Scurfield, former Calgary Flames owner who is the only Canadian woman to have her name on the Stanley Cup, dies at age 89
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of Westworld, which saw some unexpected deaths, a few new revelations, and one sad origin. But of course, we're left with more questions than answers [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Well, he didn't need them anymore
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The death of Toys R Us must be a warning to us all
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will the Deathbringer arrive to menace the Ghost Nation? Will the Man in Black find justice? Will Bernard continue to be a puppet? Will Ford help Dolores find the Door? It's Westworld's penultimate episode of season 2. Vanishing Point, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
22 year old idiot stabs himself to death because he thought his vest was stab-proof
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
For new Death Cab for Cutie album, Ben Gibbard writes uncommonly aggressive tune "Gold Rush" about philistine carpetbagging tech bros who are changing Seattle. How aggressive? It samples Yoko Ono
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump told a female reporter to be quiet. Anyone wanna guess how well that turned out?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Never one to ignore a repurposing opportunity, Bono dedicates inspirational song to Anthony Bourdain during U2 show at the Apollo, a song originally inspired by death of Michael Hutchence
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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Tue June 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could be worse than swatting? India: Hold my Kingfisher
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
From: Crazy Uncle - To: Global address list - Subject: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: URGENT MUST READ. Anthony Bourdain was murdered by Hillary Clinton operatives because he was planning to expose her pedophile rings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" winner dies at 42. No, the one you don't remember. Okay, that doesn't narrow it down, does it?
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy
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Fri June 08, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Logging truck collides with strawberry truck, creates deadly jam
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anthony Bourdain leaves for Parts Unknown
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anthony Bourdain leaves for Parts Unknown
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court overturned a death penalty conviction, but Texas went right on ahead and just reinstated it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NTSB: Seven seconds before the crash, the Tesla began a left steering movement that carried the vehicle into the aptly-named "gore area"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All town's residents called to inquest into missing man. All 12 of them. Bonus Fark: the town has been beset by feuds and bad blood for years
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Body of a naked woman found next to a loaded crossbow in a Las Vegas motel room. Police have not ruled out foul play
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, is not merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, is not merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
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Mon June 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman took a dead person's car and belongings, may be dead herself. Which probably means zombies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
World's largest internal mollusc irritant sells for $374,000
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
One person dies from tobacco consumption every five seconds. Man that dude really needs to quit smoking
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to go full prepper, make sure your electrical work is up to code
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Sat June 02, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP moderates are revolting and hey, haven't we done this joke to death already?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Is everybody OK?"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
In which the pro-life author blames Stephen King for our bloodthirsty culture. This is not a repeat from 1983
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Cop: Is it illegal to marry your first cousin in Indiana?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh, nothing much, just a C-17 cargo plane practicing its attack run on the Death Star in Rainbow Canyon
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Social Security: Dead? No problem - your check is in the mail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
, isn't it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are some very good reasons to move out of your apartment and into a new one. 'Roaches laying eggs in your ears' is high on that list
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Wed May 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You ever notice that if you die before about age 40 or so, they headline writers never say you "passed away" or even just "died" ; but instead always say you were "found dead'?
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Anal coont member. Cause of death: food court
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican government's official death toll from Hurricane Maria stands at 64, but that might be just a little low, like by say 4,936-odd people, at least according a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine-but what do they know?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How John Bolton's hard-on for Iran will mean U.S. troops staying in Afghanistan longer with a greater chance for death. Whatever Bolton touches turns to dog poop
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Most online gamers are women
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Mon May 28, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today's the 20th anniversary of Phil Hartman's death. Here's his final Simpsons appearance as Troy McClure
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House communication team is turning on each other like it was a scene from "The Death of Stalin"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anyone here familiar with the Star Wars Death Star? eBay is auctioning a piece of it
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Sun May 27, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend here are 12 of the most outrageous stories about Fark's favorite amusement park, Action Park
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Sat May 26, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alan Bean, 4th man to walk on the moon, has died, reducing the I've Been to Another World Club to 4
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swedish study confirms that "sleep debt" is real. Enter Sandman, demanding payment
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Are you wondering if your plant is dead or not? Here is how you can tell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
It's not really news, because it happened 50 years ago, but the Navy used to bomb Soviet subs with floppy items that would magnetically seal to the deck of the subs, like big floppy dildos in order to...I guess embarrass them to death?
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(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Imma' stop you there, subby accepted future ignoble death while working by 35. There are other options?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Some things in life are certain: Death. Taxes. Angel Hernandez blowing calls
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't have any of the salmon mousse, but Death will still come for you and point at the Bananas Flambé
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
2TWENTY 8IGHT year old man killed at Drake's restaurant in the 6IX
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy
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Mon May 21, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dead humpback whale washes ashore after being tangled in crab pots, as crabs once again prove to be the mortal enemy of a good hump
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dead humpback whale washes ashore after being tangled in crab pots, as crabs once again prove to be the mortal enemy of a good hump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kids died, meh. It's not like they were White fetuses
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(Strategy Page)
 
 
 
Australian soldiers are now banned from displaying "symbols of death". What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Gunman still at large following deadly double shooting in Nutbush. Man, that's gotta hurt
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 16-year-old girl who voices Peppa Pig earns $1,500 an hour
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You are on death row in prison and you get to choose your last meal. What would you choose?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
UK viewers are shocked at The Handmaid's Tale. Apparently, they haven't read the book (Article contains spoilers for S2E1)
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Sun May 20, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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Sat May 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Farm Bill, a massive handout to Red State America that was always easy to pass, was taken hostage and shot to death by the House Freedom Caucus. Tired of all that winning yet?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You can now blame millennials for the death of iced tea. Do you drink it? What will you do to save it?
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Fri May 18, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sure, the opioid crisis is killing thousands each day, but hey, free organs
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to write plays about political corruption and coverup in Russia, you may want to leave Russia before doing so
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to write plays about political corruption and coverup in Russia, you may want to leave Russia before doing so
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Death from the ankles down, it's the dachshund way
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida Man e-killed by exploding e-cigarette
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Accepting transgender people is like allowing a man who thinks he's a bird to jump off a building"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A five year old boy didn't want to go back to school after his police officer father's death, so 70 cops showed up and... oh man, it's getting real dusty in here
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Mon May 14, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lois Lane has died. I wish I were Kiddering
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Confucius say man who walks on train tracks with back to train will meet an unfortunate death and disdain
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Sun May 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tag is about to explode as the woman who invented Mother's Day actually came to hate it
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Sat May 12, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secrets to long life: Guinness, gin, bourbon, coffee, porridge, chocolate, bacon, cigars, lots of naps, and staying away from men
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US gun deaths soaring in the past two years. Why, how did that happen? It's like all our thoughts and prayers mean nothing
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Thu May 10, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of Trump's administration mocks John McCain for being close to death. Stay classy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So you are about to die. What are some of the last words you speak? A) I had a good life B) I regret nothing C) This is taking longer than expected
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man's attack on a 5-foot-tall, Muslim female Door Dash delivery driver didn't go exactly as he planned. With mugshot goodness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"It's never my boys' fault, never my fault"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An American celebrity may cause death of the Republican Party. No, not that American celebrity. And no, not that Republican Party
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Have you planned your own funeral? Does it involve a keg and blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How farked up is GOP infighting right now? Orrin Hatch is criticizing John McCain on his deathbed because McCain doesn't want a certain soft pumpkin colored draft dodger at his funeral
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Website monitors Bitcoin's value using death metal
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Burning Nazi Death Kites from Palestine' is the cover of subby's speed kazoo band
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Mon May 07, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Do you bite your nails? Have other secret habits others might criticize?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curse-averse researchers conclude there is no hidden room in Tutankhamun's tomb
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts Jim Irsay bought the founding document to Alcoholics Anonymous for $2.4 million, and wants to display it publicly on a tour so more people can see it
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Sun May 06, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden took an ax, and gave her mother forty whacks. Now you can sleep in that same room, for $275 not including tax
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Africa. Home to some of the deadliest predators on Earth. The Lion. The Leopard. The Cheetah. The Giraffe. The Nile Croco....wait, hold up a minute
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Idle announces new movie based on a musical based on a movie based on legend
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
80-year-old man puts himself up for adoption
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greek warship mixes it up with cargo ship from Turkey in the Aegean Sea, creates new collision salad (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They finally know what killed the great Sultan Saladin, too bad for him its 800 years late
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson has risen from the dead or was cloned or turned into an android and will be starring in a b movie knock-off of Death Wish
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Not news: UKIP compared to the Black Death. News: By its leader. Fark: As a compliment
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Grapefruits? Why did she go with grapefruits? Meghan McCain complains about the left attacking conservatives with grapefruits. Is there some meme I should know about
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Biohacker" CEO found dead in altered state
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Tue May 01, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Avicii died by the bottle
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Avicii died by the bottle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The struggles of modern dating - orbiting is worse than ghosting. In my day we just faked our own deaths
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Notable standup comedian Tucker Carlson declares "the death of comedy" following Michelle Wolf's scathing, hilarious routine at the WHCD
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Man, this place has everything." "The hidden wall corpses are in early this year"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
All you lib alarmists who said that Mick Mulvaney was going to "blow up" the CFPB (like he once said he was gonna) have been proven totally WRONG. Instead he's going to bleed it to death from thousands of small cuts, so there
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It must suck if you run a museum and find out that half of your paintings are fakes
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bystanders find the body of a woman missing for months encased in ice near the Minnesota River which is kind of normal for Minnesota in April
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos' business implodes after drug overdose related death of crypto-billionaire. You see, drugs aren't always a bad thing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Things they don't want you to know: Funeral Home Edition. (Slideshow)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attention: No more strapping AK-47s to your drones
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump will delay the JFK assassination records until 2021
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Chase cares about our customers" like telling people their dead parent's bank accounts are overdrawn by $99 billion
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who knew a steady diet of cigarettes, booze, Red Bull and junk food would lead to death?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Megan Markle's family may also be royalty.... royal pains in the @ss. Relatives that she hasn't seen in many years are all butthurt over not getting an invitation to the wedding, instant redneck fame
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Fresno State professor doubles down: Damn right I stand by my celebration of Barbara Bush's death
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks why Russian journalists keep falling to their deaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks why Russian journalists keep falling to their deaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer's tragic death underlines the harm Mini-Me caused people with dwarfism
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The rift between Simon and Garfunkel was so bad they would have stabbed one another to death if only they remembered where the knives were
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elderly woman decides to take her friend out for a walk. Her dead friend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a job opening for World's Oldest Person (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it
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Fri April 20, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Futurama was fiction
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Swapping cars for shared bicycles could prevent up to 73 deaths per year." In a row?
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Avicii /ft Choir of Angels
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Avicii /ft Choir of Angels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photos from inside Paisley Park. No need to cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka first (tag is for the chaps)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite his post war claims, evidence has emerged that Professor Hans Asperger collaborated with the Nazis, perhaps as many as 789.13275 times, maybe because he was unable to pick up on the social cues that identified them as really, really bad guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a break from all the celebrity deaths this past week and relax with the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 8-14 No Dead Celebrity Questions Edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The three right-wing "totally not domestic terrorists" who plotted to kill Somali Muslim refugees in Kansas found "totally not innocent". Next up, "totally not getting out of prison before death"
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Erin Popovich, the wife of Gregg Popovich, has passed on. Some things are more important than sports
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cause of death revealed for Southwest passenger. It wasn't the fish
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you haven't seen Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, this weekend is your last chance
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reminds us all that Barbara Bush hated Trump
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"I never thought it would happen" said a soon-to-be-former Sears employee and apparent visitor from the 1950's, unaware that Sears Holdings is, in fact, in a death spiral
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 28, blows all $220,000 inheritance from her father in nine months - $150,000 on drugs, and the remaining $70,000 on alcohol, clothes and a car - which she later crashed. Added bonus: she's single
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhh, who's murdering inhabitants under the sea? Death Note SquarePants. With a pen and some paper and a face full of glee, Death Note SquarePants
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Space heater catches fire at elderly man's home in SE Houston. "Bite my shiny metal ass' found written on a wall of the house
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Mon April 16, 2018
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Harry Anderson of "Night Court" fame has died
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Murray was on The Death March west from Birkenau as Russian soldiers advanced from the east. He was tired, cold, and hungry. He saw something in the air, descending towards him. It hit him in the chest, and he caught it. A 2-lb piece of roast beef"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The season eight finale of The Walking Dead tied up a few loose ends, brought humanity to the last of the Trash Romulans, and still managed to frustrate fans who still aren't over Carl [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These bridges truly can qualify as bridges of death. Men from Scene 24 strangely absent
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Argument between two golfers leaves a hole in one
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Sat April 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey ...in 23 hours
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Art Bell tolls, it tolls for d-e-a-d
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Art Bell tolls, it tolls for d-e-a-d
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Fri April 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV producer arrested in death of deaf sister. No hearing expected
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man kills his daughter, his son, his grandson, and his father in law, yet only leaves three bodies. If you can do the math on that, you'd wish you hadn't
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This baby was born....four years after his parents' death
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The number one thing killing Floridians is smoking, rather than Florida Man as one might expect
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Biblical Armageddon will hit this month when 'death planet' Nibiru appears in the sky, conspiracy theorists claim
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(CNN)
 
 
 
April Ryan has been getting death threats after daring to ask a question at a press briefing. This is perfectly normal
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
John Mayer was wrong; your body isn't a wonderland, it's a septic battleground
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"Sure is great to be out of jail. I know a deputy is coming to give me a ride home, but I'm tired of waiting. Hey, look. A bike"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Defense attorney: She wasn't murdered, it was death by snu-snu
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA staffer who green-lit report contradicting Scott Pruitt's claims of death threats has been disappeared
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis will be this year's Comedy Central Roastee. Now he'll know what a TV dinner feels like
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Woman accused of decapitation tells officers "Let me get my heads"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Hi, this is the Ministry of Justice and we've got good news for you, your son wasn't killed in a bus accident. Now please excuse us, we have another phone call to make
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia man spending year dead for tax reasons
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former chair for the Joint Chiefs of Staff worries there are too many generals in the White House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Whale found dead on a beach had eaten 64 pounds of plastic. The only good news is that it lived longer than if it had eaten all the fast food being served inside it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Frank Luntz, the conservative pollster who turned the estate tax into "the death tax" and rich assholes into "job creators" offers his take on 2018: ": 'I think the Republicans are in deep trouble...frankly, I think they could lose both houses"
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA officials say there have been an "unprecedented" number of death threats made against Scott Pruitt ... and those were just from EPA employees
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinky Winky was stinky drinky
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinky Winky was stinky drinky
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(Komo)
 
 
 
'Wrestling' blamed for stabbing death of woman. Man, I guess it isn't all fake, then
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man convicted in boy's drug overdose death also pleads guilty to weapons charges, looking like a horror movie character
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde learns the hard way that not all lyrics work as Instagram captions. Especially Whitney Houston lyrics to describe your love of bathing
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sweet release of death comes early for a man boiling maple syrup in a sugar shack
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spinal Tap's Derek Smalls: "Age can be a babe magnet." Well, that and foil-wrapped cucumbers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General wants you to know that only you can prevent opioid deaths. By, um, making sure you carry naloxone everywhere you go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds Are Stop
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fossil evidence shows an extinct species of monitor lizard had four eyes, yet still couldn't see death coming. No word on number of asses
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After yet another unarmed black man is shot down, California considers changing law so that police can open fire only "when necessary." Old standard of "whenever" had some flaws
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/4): Frank Miller returns to write his Goldust prequel, Xerxes. Plus new Judge Dredd, Joker vs. Joker, delivering information in the broken-internet age, and Batman vs. Deathstroke over the paternity of Damien. Loser gets to keep him
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
50 years ago: "Early morning, April four. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky. Free at last, they took your life. They could not take your pride"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man filmed having sex with ninth hole of golf course. Submit your best "hole" joke to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple, whose maid's body was found in a freezer after they moved out of their apartment, has been sentenced to death in absentia by a Kuwaiti court for murder and wanton abuse of a comic-book trope
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Mon April 02, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who thought giving elephants smart phones was a good idea?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt" - Elon Musk
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it was born again over the weekend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently from Dr. Dailyfail if you drink hot chocolate you will basically live almost forever. So those death by chocolate folks are all wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency tycoon and his wife admit they had a threesome with a model before she somehow went flying off the 20th floor balcony while naked
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency tycoon and his wife admit they had a threesome with a model before she somehow went flying off the 20th floor balcony while naked
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The great fried rice conspiracy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death by Snus Snus?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The history of protesting in America
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Turns out DC didn't care for the animated movie Superman: Doomsday either. So they're going to try again with The Death Of Superman. And it looks like they got it right this time
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Things normal people cheer about: their team making a touchdown, getting a raise. Things this guy cheers about: getting sentenced to death
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Toyota exec, on deaths caused by self-driving cars: "Meh, eggs, omelets, and all that'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Implants left women with awesome death metal band name
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clerk electrifies courtroom, mistakenly announces death sentence due to poorly-executed jury paperwork
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The best parties are the ones you organise yourself, even if it is your own wake
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