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Sun May 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Sen. Ron Johnson is still an idiot. In other news, water is wet, Freddie Mercury was a pretty good singer, and dogs are awesome
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
25 directors who hated their own movies. Hey David Fincher, Alien 3 isn't that bad
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
After attending AA meeting, man hit by drunk driver. Who would've thought...it figures
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Don't take your snake out in the cold
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient Covid virus controlling Tucker Carlson blames Joe Biden for its inability to understand facts
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(The Points Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSentence: No, no, no vaccine passports. Norwegian Cruise Lines: Okay, byeeee
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Thu May 06, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Let me tell you about the time I got hit in the face with 30 pounds of bacon"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study calculates that the true US covid mortality is over 900 thousand
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you're going to pretend you're some kind of guru and spray poisonous insecticide into your mouth while dancing topless you're probably going to die. Oh well, anyway (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you're going to pretend you're some kind of guru and spray poisonous insecticide into your mouth while dancing topless you're probably going to die. Oh well, anyway (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Human remains found at Big Arm State Park identified, after authorities were initially stumped
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sock, sock, goose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Eddie Gallagher: Yeah we killed that guy. So what? What are you gonna do about it?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gallagher now claims SEAL team planned to kill unarmed ISIS fighter, most likely with sledgehammer/watermelon contraption
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gallagher now claims SEAL team planned to kill unarmed ISIS fighter, most likely with sledgehammer/watermelon contraption
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Unrepentant white supremacist, who shot and killed three people outside a Jewish community center in 2014, has just made the appeal of his death sentence moot
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
99-year-old Prince Phillip's death certificate reveals he died from being 99
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You too can be the owner of some 200 year old nasal mucus belonging to Napoleon Bonaparte
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities arrest 16, break up mixed-gender party before everyone could get loose, footloose
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Mon May 03, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
After Ruin comes Reunification. Lynn has to pick up the pieces after the deaths of her husband and daughters. Just kidding, they survived what happened at the end of last epidode, but don't ask Subby how. Black Lightning at 9 ㏘ EDT on The CW
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(IGN)
 
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From 1988, Roger Ebert shows off his Orson Welles Room containing the greatest home entertainment system of the era: a 45" TV and a LaserVision player with 425 lines of resolution. Unfortunately he could not get a 50" TV into the basement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill and Melinda Gates' marriage succumbs to blue screen of death
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ohhh, THAT's why Trump liked Hitler so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you needed a bigger reason to avoid covid than death, long term side effects and/or permanent organ damage, study shows having covid may shave your telomeres down and cut off 5 years of your life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bobby Unser beats Mario Andretti in May, again
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Two out of three bears share
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Alicia, Al, Wes, and Luciana infiltrate the underground lair of The Believers, a group of post-apocalyptic Imagine Dragons fans led by John Glover and Nick Stahl. Will these villains last more than an episode? Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Pasta bacterium is cereus. Deadly cereus. And it will kill you to death. Cereusly
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You may have played too many computer games if you've been found dead clutching your Xbox controller after an all-night session
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Council worker with a weed burner takes 15 minutes to destroy artwork composed of living plants that took three years to grow after thinking 'It's a deathtrap," trap being Dutch for stairs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda promises war 'on all fronts' with US on 10th anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is cleansing the Justice Department of Cheeto dust
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Thu April 29, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Please do not pet the fish. It is not a fish. It's a ticking time bomb. Bork, bork, bork
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant Dildoes Preventing Bird Deaths will power The Future
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My mom added me to her bank accounts before she died. Do I have to admit to my siblings what a greedy SOB I am?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This Mumbai gravedigger works 24-hour shifts. If he's not a zombie now he will be soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
26-year-old Mario Gonzalez was strangled to death by the Alameda police for the horrific crime of loitering in a park
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Alexa, help I've been attacked by bees and I'm near death
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Wed April 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Singer Anita Lane won't be having another Birthday Party
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Medical examiner rules Marvin Scott's in-custody death as: A few officers are going to get a nice, long paid vacation
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(Patch)
 
 
 
More than 100 rounds fired in home assault. No word on condition of assaulted homes. With self explanatory 'It's coming right for me' mugshot of the house hunter
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(Terry Pratchett Books)
 
 
 
GNU Terry Pratchett
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As clips resurface this week on Twitter, VH1 is probably REALLY wishing they hadn't done an Episode of "The Fabulous Life of", their "lifestyle of the Rich and Famous" knock-off series about the "Fabulous" err Jeffrey Epstein
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Former county deputy uses stand-your-ground defense to justify strangling his son to death. Let's see how that chokes out for him
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops, claiming body cam video proves their Taser darts only hit suspect, didn't electrocute dog, forget electricity conducts
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Tue April 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we've got a tie game, who wants to see some dingers?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
These guys get a fancy write up and are called disrupters. Meanwhile Subby stashes a few bodies in shallow graves in the woods behind his house and suddenly the police get involved
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember those military IP addresses that suddenly went live? All 175 million? Still not clear if they're for: A) Trump's final spammer scam; B) cyberwar nightmare fuel; C) an unstoppable army of K9s with death rays
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Today in Ron Johnson: "It's becoming harder and harder to support that masks actually work. If they would have worked we probably wouldn't have had as many infections, as many deaths as we did"
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Brown's family has been informed that they will not be permitted to view the body cam footage until police have finished redacting it. Because, you know, that's totally something they should be allowed to do
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead, bury them in the backyard or build your own funeral pyre. Whatever works best for you
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In Ontario, two people die of Covid at home, alone, because overnight they became too sick to get help. Reports newspaper that has consistently published editorials opposing Covid restrictions
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After the former Maryland medical examiner testified that Floyd maybe possibly died from carbon monoxide or a heart attack and not from Chauvin suffocating him, Maryland is re-examining every "in custody" death he signed off on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barack has a message for Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting.' Thanks, Obama
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oxygen supplies given armed escort in India as supplies run out, threatening death to Covid-19 patients and imperiling President Skroob's Perri-Air supplies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cocaine shmocaine, or words to that effect
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Oscar-winning costume designer Anthony Powell, whose work included "Death On The Nile", "Tess", and the "Indiana Jones" series, dies at age 85
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a pony. Not yours. Unless you're Lady Louise. Then you get ponies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would finally make Washington D.C. the 51st state, now will go to the Senate to die a certain death because one Democrat controls everything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police Department in Massachusetts would like to apologize for the anti-George Floyd post that went up on their Facebook page, says the officer who posted it actually meant to put it on his personal page. Because that's so much better
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hallucinations, changes in behaviour, sleep disturbances, visual coordination problems, severe muscle/brain atrophy, and death are just some of the symptoms you can expect from a mysterious brain disease going around in Canada for over a month now
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Between the poisoning, prison camp, and denial of medical care, Alexi Navalny's supporters are starting to think Putin might want him dead
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
India is vastly undercounting the number of deaths from COVID. Cremations vs official covid deaths = 10 times more on average. That would make the last week death toll over 100,000. Scary tag doesn't even cover it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Covid cases, hospitalizations soaring in Oregon so WHY NOT remove restrictions on indoor full-contact sports?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Skydiver's death blamed on contractor rigger. Actual quote: "We're sad but it's just like a car wreck or anything else. You have to go on," he said
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists study modern death cult. The findings will shock nobody
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how India is coping with Covid-19. "Crematoriums have been running so long that their metal parts have begun to melt." Huh
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Apparently its a slow news day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Opioid deaths in Iowa increased 35% in 2020 after victims realized they were in Iowa
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently being beaten by an insurrectionist mob is now considered "natural causes"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taiwan wants long range missiles to strike deep in Chinese mainland if war ever breaks out. Winnie gonna be mad and he will need to upgrade his bunker made of honeycombs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
16 TV characters the producers had the good sense to let rest in peace after their actors passed
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
16 TV characters the producers had the good sense to let rest in peace after their actors passed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mark and Donnie Walhberg's mother has died at 78
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst life advice you have ever received?
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Sun April 18, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Owner of fleapit boarding house for alcoholics and transients dies. Entrepreneurial tenant spots a business opportunity, buries landlord under 400kg of concrete and takes over his identity. And nobody notices
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gym where everyone had 26 minutes to arrive and work out without masks linked to 580 Covid cases and one death
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Well who are we to believe? Dr. Fauci or Dr. DeDeath?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are all part of the same compost heap
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Osaka neighborhood creeped out by area corpse hotel, whose owner notes Covid killed traditional Iodging business, so he had to improvise. "I got some money from the (funeral hall) for the trouble, and it isn't against the law"
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: "Student dead one day after getting Johnson & Johnson vaccine". Story: "There is no evidence that his death is related to the Johnson & Johnson shot". UPDATE: NY Post took down their article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: "Student dead one day after getting Johnson & Johnson vaccine". Story: "There is no evidence that his death is related to the Johnson & Johnson shot". UPDATE: NY Post took down their article
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona investigating 298 COVID-19 cases among vaccinated people
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Baltimore cop admits at trial that other officers used to carry toy guns to plant in case they shot someone by mistake
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even before Covid America was far exceeding the national death rates of "peer-European" countries. Gun deaths, spotty health care, poor diet; USA, USA, USA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A hot take from Radical Far Leftist *checks notes* WTF that can't be correct, the words make sense but the journalist must've gotten the name and face wrong
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Death to Replay
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
High school basketball coach decides to rob a drug stash house. Since his name is not Omar from "The Wire", you know how it turns out
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Never bring an airsoft gun to a gun fight. *BANG* Never bring a knife to a gun fight that you just lost because you brought an airsoft gun. *BANG*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far as National Parks go, Death Valley is trying to make a claim as the GOAT
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another high profile COVID-19 denier, this time in Norway, completes his false flag mission
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gov DeSantis tells cruise lines they're not allowed to require proof of vaccination from passengers, must have floating death boats again to revive the industry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former medical examiner testifies that Chauvin suffocating Floyd for almost 10 minutes had nothing to do with Floyd's death
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Way back in 1871, a Quebec woman dared to smoke in public - while lying in the back of a rented hearse that toured the town. À toi, chérie
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Tue April 13, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Streams of DMX's music biked to the top by 928% after his death
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC receives over 100,000 complaints about wall to wall coverage of Prince Philip's death. Now lets get back to EastEnders (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you're saying my body can be turned into soil to grow weed for worms who have the munchies in Colorado? Light it up man
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, there is a reason it's called DEATH Valley
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maryland state legislature overrides gubernatorial veto, repeals its police "Bill of Rights"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Harry needs to lay off the polyjuice potion
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Death isn't stopping Tom Petty from releasing a new album
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oslo man nine years behind on rent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: How does a man shoot at the police while his gun is in his waistband and the clip is still full after his death? A: NTIFA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You might not believe this but Russia has hidden 300,000 deaths during the pandemic
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, I heard you like coverage of too much coverage of Prince Philip's death
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sad photo showing the reality for COVID patients being treated in hospital captivates the world
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The race is on to help a woman in the East Bay who's lost almost everything she owned in a house fire except one of her beloved cats. "Stuart is the only thing she has left. It breaks my heart seeing this." Welcome to Caturday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death Valley lives up to its name
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Imagine the least dignified, most horrifying death you can think of. No, worse than that
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Burying the lede: "This bison trampled a woman to death in Amherst, NY 2004"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who broke Covid curfew laws to buy drinking water dies after police exercise him to death
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
1. Wow. 2. Huh. 3. Whoa. 4. WHAAA 5. Pretty. 6. No. 7. Cool. 8. Damn. 9. Death Chamber Tube. 10. Dear God
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro's plan to fight insane pandemic problem? Brazilians dead
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis sues CDC over its no-sail order on cruise ships because billions for businesses always trumps thousands of COVID deaths
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2030: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Walter Olkewicz, who played Jacques Renault in "Twin Peaks" dies at age 72. Laura Palmer inconsolable
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the 9th inning of the Derek Chauvin trial. So far bases are loaded, but walks have happened this late in the game with no consequences. Tune in 10AM ET for lawyerly talking
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Wed April 07, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Woman looking to buy her boyfriend a fridge during Facebook Marketplace sale stabbed to death. Man, that's cold
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is not planning to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Also, has no plans to address eventual heat death of universe, what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, or the inscrutable terror of Nickelback
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Tue April 06, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"The 41-year-old died after choking on tacos while competing in the contest"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clone of George Washington to announce candidacy for 2024
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Well, active brain cells after death would certainly explain decisions by some of our senior politicians
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once was a nurse named Siobhan/key to the transplant team she was on/her car got into a wreck/sadly broke her neck/but donating her organs, she'll never be gone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the death cult wants to die, let them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Phil Collins's ex-wife says she felt trapped in a golden cage in an unhappy marriage, even as her husband was making millions for them in a recording stu-stu-studio (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Composting, artificial reefs, jewelry, vulture food, student aid, corpse farm - Who knew choosing your afterlife could be so complicated?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Person defending scumbag turns out to be a scumbag
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Musician Morris Dickerson, who co-founded War, has died of undisclosed cause, presumably death (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Covid-19 gets a bronze medal for 2020
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare giraffe death trifecta in play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YouTube sensation April the Giraffe has died
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"[He] decided he was on a 'mission for avenging' Kibbe's victims..." 'I am down to test my theory that no jury during a penalty phase of my potential death penalty trial will ever vote to see me executed,' he said." Well OK then, that's hard core
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today in sports, KNS-Sherlock news reports that the move to LA not only didn't help the Chargers, but they're hemorrhaging money, overladen with debt, and the Spanos family might be forced to sell
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good god, America, "we're so close to the end, let's ruin it" was SNL, not PSA
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur Chinese investor feels burnt out after losing £6,000 on the stock market, throws himself into 900C furnace of molten steel to erase himself and his debt
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ My baloney has a first name, it's M, Y, O, C, A, R, D, I, A, L, I, N, F, A, R, C, T, I, O, N...♫
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
New baby is +1 person, deaths in gender reveal plane crash is -2, so overall you should mark -1 on your scorecard
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having achieved the third leading cause of death among Americans in 2020 behind heart disease and cancer, Covid now afraid it's peaked in life
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman decides to test her Covid vaccine immunity by going to a wake without a mask and hugging family members after her shots. Since you are reading this here, well you know
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two US Capitol police file lawsuit against Donald Trump for inciting US Capitol terrorist attack that nearly killed them. Wrongful death lawsuits sure to follow
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Í'm a shark I'm a sha-a-a-a-ark Ima just go 'wa-a-a-a-ay I'm a shark
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Study shows state underreporting its COVID-19 deaths. This is not a repeat from 2020
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
If you lose your hotel key, just call the front desk for a new one. Don't try to climb through the window. Symptoms include fatigue, loss of breath. Death may result
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC mortuary workers rack up $20,000 on credit cards stolen from dead bodies. More charges to follow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
KY legislature overrides veto of the latest "take away power from the governor when the people elect the wrong governor" bill
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history, there were zero flu deaths in Washington State, an event celebrated by pandemic researchers who point to lockdowns, mask wearing, and people staying out of chimneys
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Mon March 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Social media personality receives death threats following her suggestion that a) all covid restrictions be lifted, b) $15 minimum wage isn't enough to live on, c) one PGA major event should be match play format
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to raise your chance of dying from any cause by 50%? Here comes the science. You might not want to read this while eating at the restaurant you always go to on your lunch break
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Some Farkers, especially on the West Coast, might still be asleep at 8 AM CDT. But if you can, take a knee for George Floyd at the start of the Chauvin trial at that time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kite surfing done wrong: They find your body in another country
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Sun March 28, 2021
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Something perfect for watch geeks and "Star Wars" geeks: $150,000 Death Star Tourbillon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mexico's COVID death toll is 60% higher than the government reported
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby has been seeing a lot of Terry Pratchett quotes in meme form recently and is now interested in reading his works. What would you recommend would be a good place to start? Difficulty: more satire than "science-fiction-y" (if that's possible)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump adviser confesses most deaths were preventable. I demand to see Dr. Birx in stocks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Roommate died? No problem. Garbage collection is Tuesday
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Revised death toll from Texas grid failure: 111
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jessica Walter had already recorded all her voiceovers for the final season of Archer before going to the great cocktail bar in the sky
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A marine has been killed outside the Babylon Cafe in Woodbridge, VA. He's the fourth person to be shot or stabbed at that location in the last couple years. Babylon 5-fecta in play
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor Shane Vaughn: God told me to condemn the 'sinful' Biden Administration. And celebrate a President who's had 3 wives, disparaged the poor and disenfranchised on a regular basis, and claimed that he would have farked his own daughter
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think?
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
While investigating the death of 31-year-old Theodore Hilk in his Chicago condo, police discovered multiple explosive devices. While the cause is still unknown, subby is betting on death by misadventure
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archaeologist 'scared' to death after bizarre 4,000-year-old mummy discovery in Egypt has baffled bone experts. Worried that very large beetle bugs could be coming (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brazilians haven't quite caught up to Americans in the number of Covid-19 deaths, but it's a close shave
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jesus said to him, "All who live by the bang bang, shall die by the bang bang"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince to shake his ash for 1400 people
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Worldometers)
 
 
 
Not sure if this is good news or bad news, but we've now surpassed the 100 million mark of people who've successfully beaten the coronavirus
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"This wine has amazing character. Is this from your cellar?" "Not exactly, no"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Data shows that Sweden's 2020 mortality rate was lower than much of Europe, surprising many pandemic researchers who believed that the character had been killed off in Star Trek: Nemesis
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New study shows parts of your brain are still active after you're dead. Unless your head has been bashed in by Lucille, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are looking for a new occupation, try "death doula," a person who helps people prepare for death. Elvis' granddaughter just became one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are looking for a new occupation, try "death doula," a person who helps people prepare for death. Elvis' granddaughter just became one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
State that executed more than any other to end death penalty. It's not the one you'd guess first
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Maine discussing allowing Viking funeral pyres. So yes, you too can go out like a Jedi
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
GM launches $9,000 Pickup with fold-down bed sides. Sadly only for the Chinese market
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We are not positive, but we think the cause of death was either leukemia or more likely being 'dead sexy.'"
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(Science Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Sexually transmitted ebola outbreak to the left, death metal cover band names to the right
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Mon March 22, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown Jr.'s death by alcohol, cocaine and fentanyl overdose ruled his prerogative
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown Jr.'s death by alcohol, cocaine and fentanyl overdose ruled his prerogative
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Something just happened in Minnesota that hasn't happened in 49 weeks: zero new COVID deaths. Time for a [FARKIN AWESOME] tag?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
China is a repressive authoritarian regime without free speech. China jails its citizens for publically questioning official government statements like military death tolls. Don't be like China
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
More than 30 days after Texas froze to death, one low-income apartment complex in Austin still doesn't have gas. But certainly race has nothing to do with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hustler with a death wish risks his life with a giant mountain lion by playing three-card monte game
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In praise of the greatest sandwich bread known to man
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe the house wasn't vacant after all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia might have been taking a few tips from the GOP when it comes to the Covid numbers they've been reporting
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Fri March 19, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
You too can serve just 3 1/2 years for killing your mom, if you claim to be possessed by demons and Hitler
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
You too can serve just 3 1/2 years for killing your mom, if you claim to be possessed by demons and Hitler
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Aging is a lifelong process"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death while trying to steal catalytic converter was victim of bad carma
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada announces new federal retirement plan for low income workers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada announces new federal retirement plan for low income workers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Probably imitating George Jetson
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember how that last little piece of Evil survived at the end of "Time Bandits?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When trying to beat a rising drawbridge, a bicycle is no substitution for a car with a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspensions and cop shocks
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for resisting arrest, assault on LEO, making death threat to LEO, bonds out, then goes door-to-door for home surveillance videos of his arrest. Since you're reading this here, obviously he was successful
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck's head marketer is quitting. Side effects may include headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, back pain, cancer, death, or an erection that lasts more than 4 hours
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A 'waw diet' for under-six-month-old puppies will help their widdle tummies later in life, yesitwill, yesitwill, yesitwilllll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban claims you have a better chance at making money in Texas than anywhere else. He also failed to mention that you have a better chance of getting shot or freezing to death there too
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Tue March 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
In perhaps the least shocking headline of the day, "Lobbyist named in $60M Ohio bribery probe is found dead"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Today's Tom Sawyer dies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halfacre to be downgraded to six foot by eight foot after shooting four people
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Mon March 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers find century-old "tunnel of death," which can only improve things given the way the 2020s are going so far
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Right, Covid?" Covid: "Ha ha, no"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lil baby spanks police brutality
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hearns/Hagler II has a really weird narrative. Hearns lands an anti-vaxxer rumor in a wild first round
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prince left thousands of songs, Aretha Franklin left hundreds of wills
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel and Aaron head out on a supply run using Maggie's map and stumble upon a seemingly abandoned warehouse rich with supplies. The two will face questions of faith and family and a life-or-death choice. The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're suspected of murdering someone twenty years ago, it's best not to have a pile of body parts in your shed. Especially if they don't belong to the person you're suspected of murdering
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Sat March 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Farking Texas
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Oh the huge etc
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is writing a book about how he secretly saved America, presumably by killing half a million Americans
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
World Health Organization can see no reasons / 'Cause there are no reasons / What reason do you need to be shown to stop using the AZ vaccine. Also doesn't like Mondays either
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(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Growing pot on state land? You better believe the cops will run you over with a bulldozer for that
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(Some Horror Fan)
 
 
 
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day. What is your favorite movie by him? Any interesting facts?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watch COVID vaccinated seniors beat on the coronavirus
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Thu March 11, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Today, you and your children gather to flush Goldie the pet goldfish to teach about pet care, death and funeral rites. Tomorrow, Goldie may rise again and teach us not to let invasive species into our waterways via our toilets
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Props to 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals judge for living as long as RBG should have
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(WBUR Boston)
 
Audio
 
Interview with GOP lawmaker who wants to send you to jail if you insult the police. When asked what about police who insult civilians he responds police get in trouble for that. NPR host had perhaps the best response: "Rarely"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If the rest of the United States had kept pace with Seattle, the nation could have avoided more than 300,000 coronavirus deaths." Anarchist Jurisdiction for the win
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study confirms what every Farker could have told you about COVID case and death rates, based on which political party was running the state
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the House floor The Boebert retold a gripping story about a man beaten to death outside her restaurant. Let's just check that... "no record of such a murder" "an autopsy determined the man died from a drug overdose"
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Russian scientist works on "Immortality Roadmap" project where an AI creates digital human consciousness vessels to live on after the body expires. Joke's on him when he'll finally realize that we're "living" in a simulation already
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How close is your state's COVID-19 vaccine schedule to the CDC's recommendation? Well, one state has really deviated, and that's not including Death$anti$' donor$ at the front of the line
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers to open Globe Death Field at full capacity of 40,000 for season opener
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Wed March 10, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1948, Czechoslovakia's plan to participate in the Marshall Plan was undone as Foreign Minister Jan Masaryk, opposed to the Communists, suddenly decided to leap out of a window possibly onto some bullets
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Oklahoma lawmaker apologizes for 'colored babies' comment during heated State House debate on abortion bills'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports of the knuckleball's death may have been exaggerated. With video goodness
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
His name was Mudd
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Will life milestones change amid a prolonged pandemic? Depends
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor says Michigan governor could face criminal charges over COVID deaths. Governors of Texas, Florida, Ohio, others strangely unavailable for comment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As the snow melts, people are finding missing items in their yards including the body of a neighbor who was reported missing more than a month ago
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Gunshot victim is exhumed and autopsied just days after being buried; sheriff announces that cause of death was not gunshot, but being hit by a car. Which is weird to find out, even if the victim is a mule
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime. 'Cept this time
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pbraised
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(NPR)
 
 
 
300 Years ago a virus was raging through England causing death and misery and forcing the whole country into lockdown. A woman who'd spent time in the Ottoman Empire knew how to stop it, but many wouldn't listen, because woman and because "foreigners"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So why are rich countries dying of COVID-19 while many poorer countries have been spared the high rates? Well there are various theories, but it probably comes down to poor countries being mostly young while rich ones mostly old
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(CBC)
 
 
 
George Floyd trial tests how much if anything, will change in the U.S. I don't know, article writer, why don't you ask Rodney King, Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Alton Sterling, Philando Castile, Breonna Taylor
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Sun March 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kenny Omega or Jon Moxley survive an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch? Will Jericho & MJF stuff & mount the Young Bucks on a wall? Is Sting really ready for a street fight? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv where available
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trumpiness is a strong indicator of a high Covid death rate, as shown by this list of the most deadly 100 counties in the USA
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Today's lesson is about people who are scared of big things. Let's discuss dragons from Zelda: BOTW, and avoid discussing things like Death Star or Your Mom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate hated the Wandavision finale, because of course they did [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
"MEDIC!"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
At least seven students killed by falling from the fourth floor of a Bolivian university building after railing gives way, which we can only hope was not the engineering building
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered if a pug can let out a blood-curdling death scream? Then today is your lucky day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Famous scientists get the Deep Nostalgia treatment. Ada Lovelace has moves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Famous scientists get the Deep Nostalgia treatment. Ada Lovelace has moves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Detroit refuses the Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it seems less effective preventing sickness despite it being still 100% effective from preventing Covid deaths like its counterparts
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC determines that dining in restaurants kill more people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro tells Brazilians to stop 'whining' about the brazillion Covid-19 deaths. Trump is wondering why he didn't think of that
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Thu March 04, 2021
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Tennessee bill would bring a real, live GTA to that state's roadways
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I am happy." *ACK*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Darth Trump has built a new fundraising death star aimed at taking out GOP foes on planet Earth. No word yet if this was part of his grand design for Space Force
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(Worldometers)
 
 
 
So, this is China's coronavirus stats graph. Is there any credible explanation for this? They have no deaths or new cases for almost a year now, since right after the outbreak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My name is Notorious RBG Justice of Justices, look upon my works ye mighty, and despair
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Due to the ongoing dearth of lethal injection meds South Carolina passes bill to give death row inmates a more humane alternative to the electric chair
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
So that's why you've been sleeping better lately
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
So that's why you've been sleeping better lately
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro calls the Goya CEO the "MyPillow guy of frijoles"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
You should eat whatever Dong Wang puts in front of your face
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wakanda forever
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
All-cause mortality rate in Louisiana is up by 30% in 2020, and covid deaths only explain a little over half of that increase. Officially
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother made a deathbed confession she had never revealed to anyone else: She and my father hadn't had sex in over 50 years after a surgery left my dad impotent. I'm still processing this and wonder if I should tell my brother"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem comes out of the CPAC bubble, is interviewed on TV, and can't answer why South Dakota had the highest COVID death rate in the country. "Those are questions that you should be asking every other governor in this country"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuomo has reached the "I was only teasing" portion of his sex scandal. On the plus side, for him, no one is talking about nursing homes deaths anymore
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A happy little story about the king of chill, painter Bob Ross
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A happy little story about the king of chill, painter Bob Ross
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
27 facts about the 27 Club
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "They were strippin' granny out of the Covid ward at the hospital, and tossin' her in the nursing home for just enough time to infect everybody, and then go back to the hospital so that deaths could be recategorized for politics"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The Internet is filling up with dead people, and they haven't left. They're just hanging round like a Terry Pratchett novel
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Almost a year into it, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and NOW corporate America says it will play a bigger role in fighting Covid. Way to step up there, pals
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Welcome, Insurrectionists"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thomas Crown, calling Thomas Crown
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The GOP in its death throes is exactly the same as 1970's Soviet Russia - lesson from history is that the Republicans have no path to reform, Like their Soviet counterparts, their party is too far gone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists discover unprecedented changes in Atlantic Ocean currents. Hey, I've seen this movie. It was frightening and ended up with the entire United States, except for Jake Gyllenhaal, freezing to death. That can't be real, though, right?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Cemetery worker dies after grave collapses on him. At least he doesn't have far to go
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC mayor announces one thousandth Covid death. One thousand and one was her sister
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Minister of Loneliness is there for you
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Swabbing corpses sounds creepy but it does show that reported COVID death numbers are low so it's got that going for it. Uncle Elmer won't mind
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Older women who ate more plant protein had lower risk of premature, dementia-related death, IYKWIMAITYD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why do so many people cheat in video games?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Experts investigating whether a cyclone accidentally led to more than 100 dolphins dying or if it was on porpoise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite dark ride?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "Oh, you think skipping off to Mexico while Texans froze to death was my crowning P.O.S. moment? Hold my umbrella drink"
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
It's red state miracle as articles of impeachment are filed against the South Dakota attorney general since misdemeanor charges for a hit and run pedestrian death seemed a tad light
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Toyota to build robotics-dominated smart city near Mount Fuji, will settle 360 citizens there to help test latest in autonomous vehicles, remote monitoring, and AI. Of course no one will suffer awful death by monster or robot; this isn't the movies
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me
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Mon February 22, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not happy with all the attention coronavirus is getting, the mole people decide to try and break through the surface
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Deathbed confession of former NYPD policeman raises new questions about the assassination of civil rights leader Malcolm X
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
500,000
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tim Matheson from Animal House receives death threats on Twitter after insulting Melania Trump. Wants those responsible put on Double Secret Probation
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Sun February 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ There's people froze in Texas / that we're never gonna see / Nobody else could miss them / not half as much as me ♫
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ There's people froze in Texas / that we're never gonna see / Nobody else could miss them / not half as much as me ♫
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Sat February 20, 2021
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Which guy with a gun is the good one?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The three things in life you can count on are death, taxes and terrible drivers license pictures. California DMV: Hold my Real ID
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Anti-vax Tanzanian president blames rising COVID rate on the people having wronged God, encourages increased prayer. Interesting you don't hear leaders in Texas saying that about the storms
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So how do energy producers in Texas feel about their actions which have led to higher prices, several deaths, myriad carbon monoxide poisonings, and hundreds of thousands without power for days? "Obviously, this week is like hitting the jackpot"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Did you know there's an insanely odd ending to Titanic?
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pfizer begins coronavirus vaccine trial in pregnant women. This is NOT the premise for the first X-Men movie in the MCU. Or is it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh was a colossal asshole right to the bitter end
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says Zodiac Killer's overnight trip to Cancun is "very Marie Antoinette" as his constituents "freeze to death"
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
The next time someone tells you to not "speak ill" of Rush Limbaugh after his death, remind them he had a bit on his show called "AIDS Update" where he celebrated the deaths of queer men from AIDS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox wants you to know the Libs are posting mean things about St. Rushbo the Pious. Come for the Twitter snark, stay for the indignant comments
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Hell of a day to go swimming, I tell ya
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Hell of a day to go swimming, I tell ya
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden attempts to soothe a child with fears of Covid-19
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rick Perry shows Colorado City mayor how it's done. Claims Texans would rather freeze to death than have their electricity regulated by the Federal Government
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York sues Amazon for COVID-19 workplace safety failures, which, when you think about it, is a pretty good way of distracting from the governor's failures in accurately reporting COVID-19 nursing home deaths
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Stan LePard, Composer On Games Like Halo Reach & Guild Wars 2, Has Died
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(CNN)
 
 
 
British manor home gets filled with wasps, and not the good kind. If there is a good kind
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nothing says internet bully like giving online abuse to a 100 year old WWII veteran in the weeks before his death because he did something nice for other people
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
"The researchers found an association between instant death risk and lack of physical activity"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1923, archaeologist Howard Carter entered the sealed tomb of King Tut, risking the Mummy's Curse and gaining the ire of all Arizonans in Babylonia
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Hold my beer 'n watch this
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Hold my beer 'n watch this
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Mon February 15, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
New coronavirus cases and deaths in the US have dipped to their lowest levels in months, still way higher than last April. But it's a start
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not helping