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headlines found matching 'Death'
Wed February 20, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bill proposal aims to catch heart surgery problems after All Children's deaths, although at this point we probably need to get a bunch of new children or something
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Five years later, Orting man's murder remains unsolved, as investigators have few leads as to why he was killed or why he was Orting in the first place
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you good with swords? Do you like green vegetables? Do you want to live a long time? Try this samurai diet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy continues to deny facts and reality. "Why should I believe? That's not how Republicans succeed. Believing in facts and reality will lead to death and destruction of the Republican Party... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My pregnancy was a hellish experience, putting me close to death. My son was born healthy, and I decided to never go through it again. My sisters-in-law are trying to force us into having a second kid; I called one a biatch. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Milliken, who starred on 'My 600-lb life, ' dies at age 29. Doctors completely at a loss as to reason why
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Milliken, who starred on 'My 600-lb life, ' dies at age 29. Doctors completely at a loss as to reason why
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Tue February 19, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lagerfeld's corpse isn't even cold yet and PETA is dancing on his grave
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'The Tale of Mr. Coin Collector Killed Over a Rare Beatrix Potter 50p Coin'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA comes out against voluntary vampirism
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Sailor in iconic spontaneous kiss-from-stranger photo in Times Square from V-J day dies at age 95. No word on whether the cause of death was mono
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For voles, only two things are certain. Death and taxidermy
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Sun February 17, 2019
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite terrible CGI, Alita is #1 with a dismal $24 million, knocking The Lego Movie 2 off its bricks to #2 with $19 million. Audiences decide Isn't It Romantic isn't, hitting #3 with $13 million as Happy Death Day 2U is DOA at #5 with $9 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out you can't reason someone out of a slow and painful death they didn't reason themselves into
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Sat February 16, 2019
(The Vintage News)
 
Vintage
 
Company will take your cremated remains and press them into a vinyl album. No word if it's David Bowie's 'Ashes to Ashes':
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Twitter finally acts and decides to take down post by country's dear leader for threatening someone just because of something they wrote
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When subby goes, he'd like to pass peacefully in his sleep, and not by "literally rotting to death" like a patient in this Ohio nursing home did
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When subby goes, he'd like to pass peacefully in his sleep, and not by "literally rotting to death" like a patient in this Ohio nursing home did
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Fri February 15, 2019
(ThisWeek Community News)
 
 
 
Badly damaged car on train tracks with three dead, including one outside the vehicle; large amounts of cash blowing in the wind. No train in sight. I'm liking the new season of Fargo already
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mike Pence researches detention centers
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
At a Congressional Committee hearing on gun violence yesterday, Rep. Jerrold Nadler claimed the US has more gun deaths in one day than many countries have in a year. Well the fact checkers got right on that at found...Oh. Wow. Really?
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(Say Anything Blog)
 
 
 
North Dakota lawmakers vote down 80 mph speed limit after DOT warns it will cost $50 million. South Dakota did it for $22,000
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney prove themselves to be heartless bastards with one simple Valentine's Day tweet
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A quick update on the FBI's ten most ... BANG .... nine most wanted list
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(kingfm.com)
 
 
 
"The greatest man who ever lived died via the death penalty," Hutchings said. "I'm grateful to him because of this. Governments were instituted to execute justice. If it wasn't for Jesus dying via the death penalty, we would all have no hope"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Professional wrestling company wanted one of its performers to "die" in a plane crash, then come back as a ghost to interfere in a match
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The producers of a new musical about Michael Jackson, unfortunately titled "Don't Stop 'till You Get Enough" have postponed its Chicago debut, after a new documentary makes the explosive claim that the late singer might have been a pedophile
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
If you did something really bad a really long time ago, don't wipe your mouth with a napkin and throw it in the trash
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democratic presidential primary candidate from Indiana says out loud what everyone on Fark has basically been typing for 3 or 4 years now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christians who don't support Trump are like Nazi enablers during WWII"
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman with chair hurling issue arrested for throwing them off 45th floor of tower onto busy street below
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Murder suspect says he didn't mean to cover his ex-girlfriend's mouth with tape, bind her arms and legs, force her into a suitcase and then dump her on the side of the road, he swears
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Murder suspect says he didn't mean to cover his ex-girlfriend's mouth with tape, bind her arms and legs, force her into a suitcase and then dump her on the side of the road, he swears
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the Oscar goes to... this Beagle puppy's adorable fake death scene. No awards for the cinematographer
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Parents are being warned not to let their children choke to death on unicorn horns. This is not a repeat from medieval Europe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave die only once and you have been so very brave, Opportunity. Goodnight and goodbye
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lance Wallnau has charts and graphs that show God's "brilliant plan" to reelect Trump
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't worry about that defibrillator flaw that's killed six people so far. You can always try turning it off and then turning it on again. Also, the company expects to have all the recalled units serviced by (checks calendar) December 31, 2019
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth -- plus your security deposit's never coming back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS sure doesn't look defeated. It's rolling in cash
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' showrunners finally reveal what happened to Ser Pounce and it's pretty much what you probably suspected
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
14th century nun escaped convent by faking her death and crafted a dummy "in the likeness of her body" to pursue "the way of carnal lust". Tis not Newes It Be Faerk
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who won the Grammy for Best Boxed or Limited Edition Special set? A) Guns n Roses B) The Grateful Dead or C) Weird Al
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
Man flees police custody. Last name is apt
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Fri February 08, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iran supreme leader: 'Death to America'. America: *millions of gun cocking sounds". Iran supreme leader: "We meant death to your leaders, not you average (and heavily armed) citizens
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"What the hell, I ain't got that long a lifespan, anyway"; Oreo The Raccoon, model for GotG's 'Rocket', dies. Thanos ruled out
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Thu February 07, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The television remake/reboot of What We Do in the Shadows looks about as good as expected; a steaming pile of -- oh, it actually looks funny? Really? Well, carry on, then
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The television remake/reboot of What We Do in the Shadows looks about as good as expected; a steaming pile of -- oh, it actually looks funny? Really? Well, carry on, then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wife of horse's ass gets her wish for a smoking-hot body
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot. You come across a dog stranded in a large concrete storm drain feet from certain death, what do you do, what do you do?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"About half of the infections produce no symptoms, but in a few cases, the infection can spread from the lungs to the brain, bones, skin or eyes, causing blindness, skin abscesses, lung failure and, occasionally, death"
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Wed February 06, 2019
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Traffic deaths rose in some states that have legal marijuana. This report surely settles all controversy
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Tue February 05, 2019
(The Local)
 
 
 
Look, no matter HOW much your neighbors piss you off, setting fire to their apartment is never a good idea. you're just going to lose all your stuff too, and face 8-10 murder charges to boot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson says we don't need Medicare for all because Jesus. Bonus: he said this on Fox "Business"
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
E-cigarettes: They can kill you slow or randomly fast with their Nicotine Roulette option
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
E-cigarettes: They can kill you slow or randomly fast with their Nicotine Roulette option
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man died of meth overdose before being eaten by a bear. Talk about a grizzly death
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Mon February 04, 2019
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Young and the Restless" soap star Kristoff St. John found dead but they'll figure out a way to bring him back if the ratings start to suffer
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Attention Panic at the Disco fans: Please do not kiss or lick singer Brendon Urie. Thank you
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Sun February 03, 2019
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Hey, where's those four dolphins we loaned you? ... ""Um, yeah. About that"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Hey, where's those four dolphins we loaned you? ... ""Um, yeah. About that"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ceiling capcom is watching you fap to the corpse of the mayor's daughter in the Resident Evil 2 remake
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Sat February 02, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Naval sonar scares beaked whales to death, inducing decompression sickness that causes them to beach themselves. Navy's probable response: 1) [cetacean needed], 2) We're not doing it on porpoise, 3) National security grants us a license to krill
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Health" food expo invites speaker who treated his kid's meningitis with natural medicine, which caused the kid's death. Wait, was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
U.K. burglar who broke into funeral parlor and had sex with corpse gets very stiff sentence
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Death cap mushrooms are spreading across North America
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Fri February 01, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Old Gray Lady is adding obituaries of remarkable black men and women that were overlooked at the time of their deaths. "All were pioneers, shaping our world and making paths for future generations"
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subzero claims 8th fatality, looks to unload on Johnny Cage in the next round
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Confederacy death certificate from 1865. There's no rising again from that less'n yer Jesus
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
I thought I was having a waking vision of my own horrible bloody death; but, to my relief, it was just my twin brother being stabbed to death in my living room
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Looks like Iron Maiden needs to add a new verse to one of their songs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Milhouse's big sister wants out of jail
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Try saying this three times fast: rubber baby Tyson nuggets
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Tue January 29, 2019
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman stays with boyfriend through worst of times... until his body odor drove her away
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man dates cockroach for a year, then eats her when she dies. There are no words
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(Mankato Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has meth-fueled "death party" for his ailing wife, with predictable results. Then it really gets weird. Mugshot checks out, though
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota lawmakers are studying prisons by spending time inside them. Which for many legislators is also known as on the job training
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Mon January 28, 2019
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Best Korea comes up with a novel way to keep its citizens from watching Worst Korea television. Actually, it's not so novel - it's exactly what you would expect
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump donates $100,000 to alcoholism research. Not sure what they're gonna do with 200,000 McDonald's trick-or-treat coupons for hamberders and small fries, but I guess every little bit helps
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida ranked as the deadliest state for pedestrians. Mostly because it's hard to second guess a driver whose turn signal has been flashing for three miles
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Too much fried food may shorten people's lives. Residents of southern states say the only other alternative is starvation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC warns that kissing hedgehogs is spreading diseases; this is not a euphemism
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Fri January 25, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Patriots report that the Death Star is fully operational and the thermal exhaust port is entry proof
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Anyone who bet that the cause of Kevin Barnett's death was "Non Traumatic Hemorrhage, caused by pancreatitis," Subby would love to know what numbers you're picking for Powerball
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Anyone who bet that the cause of Kevin Barnett's death was "Non Traumatic Hemorrhage, caused by pancreatitis," Subby would love to know what numbers you're picking for Powerball
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(Some Guy)
 
Vintage
 
In the 19th century, tea drinking was regarded as dangerous, uncontrollable, and a gateway to insanity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Netflix's new Ted Bundy show is a disturbing look at um, Ted Bundy
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog pretends to be unconscious so people can practice CPR on her
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer accidentally divides by zero
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
I know, let's sell water in a can, call it Liquid Death, and charge $22 for 12 of them. We'll be rich
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
You know, if you took the roof off of a planetarium, the view wouldn't change at all
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
One serving of fried chicken a day linked to 13% higher risk of death which could explain why they have to keep getting new people to play Colonel Sanders
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Wed January 23, 2019
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
A mixtape including material XXXTentacion made before he went XXXTinct will be released on his 21st birthday
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a surprise to absolutely no one, article about Florida Man also contains the words "alcohol played a role"
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Tue January 22, 2019
(JAMA)
 
 
 
US life expectancy is going down, but at least fatalities due to medical misadventures are too
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
A coward dies a thousand deaths; but, a hero dies but once... usually REALLY early on into the battle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How likely are you to live to 90? Are you tall and skinny? Do you exercise?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Henri d'Orléans, noteworthy pretender to the Throne of France, dead at 85, as embattled Macron solidifies his grip on power
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Life is so good in the Netherlands, 25% of all deaths there are by forms of euthanasia and suicide
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Normally people drive up to toll booth, pay toll, then drive off to cross bridge. This young woman goes for extra points, a la Death Race 2000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pope Francis releases "Click to Pray" app to encourage the faithful around the world to pray with him. Signup for closed beta of "Pontiféx GO" will be later this year
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Chron)
 
 
 
Four guys with rifles decide a home invasion would be fun, suffer Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
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Sat January 19, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's cutest dog has died
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's cutest dog has died
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Instagram influencer couple who plummeted 800ft to their deaths taking a selfie at Yosemite were drunk at the time. Talk about hitting rock bottom
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
R. Lee Ermey laid to rest in Arlington; recruits buried there find they can't escape Gunny Ermey, even in death. RIP, sir
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's flip on yesterday's flop: Carbs are now good
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Fri January 18, 2019
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Criminal: "You'll never catch me alive, coppers." Nearby pond: "lemme help"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The extended forecast calls for a plague of frogs, a plague of lice, animals that can harm wildlife and people, diseases spread among livestock, boils infecting the population, and the death of the firstborn son of every family. Sunny skies otherwise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Place your bets now. Here are 4 retailers on the 2019 death watch list
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Journey" has ended for poet Mary Oliver
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Carol Channing was hip-hop before it was cool - way back in 1966 - when Flavor Flav was just a 7 y/o Boooooooyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Thu January 17, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lady goes to feed pet crocodile, succeeds
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's mad lib headline: Louisville man's death at site of cockfighting ring found to be from hypothermia
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's mad lib headline: Louisville man's death at site of cockfighting ring found to be from hypothermia
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Delete my browser historyyy..." *thunk*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman shoots boyfriend while taking Snapchat photo. NRA declares them NRA couple of the week
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bobcats bobbing around
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like making Inverted Nipple Cookies, you can always make some Faces of Death Cookies instead
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Mon January 14, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find that even insects grow old before they die, citing evidence of physical decline and complaints that their pupae never call or visit them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're first incorrectly declared dead, and then sent to the morgue where you end up dying from hypothermia?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're first incorrectly declared dead, and then sent to the morgue where you end up dying from hypothermia?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police say that 13 fentanyl overdose victims found in a house together knew each other. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Man killed after getting sucked into massive Australian blowhole" is surprisingly not a reference to Subby's bunny boiler ex, but that Fark headline is due any day now too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China: we sentence you to 15 years. Defendant: I'd like a retrial. China: we reconsidered; you're getting the death penalty
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(France 24)
 
 
 
After a lengthy investigation, trial to begin regarding the deaths of 95 soccer fans. How lengthy? They died in April 1989
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are now more likely to die from an opioid overdose than in a car wreck
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Metallica introduces 'Enter Night' Pilsner made from finest Blackened hops with a slight hint of Cyanide. If you find Nothing Else Matters and drink too much for Fuel, you'll be Stone Dead Forever or suffer Creeping Death
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Sat January 12, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The next tired, boring franchise set for a reboot? Final Destination ... proving some things really can't die
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich bemoans democratic hysteria over dead immigrant children. Before you get outraged, this is the same man who divorced his cancer-stricken wife to marry a bird person
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(Hitting the Trifecta)
 
 
 
I was shocked to learn how many ways to die are more common than "gittin' kilt by a got-dang furriner whilst on mah way down to the Piggleh Wiggleh"
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Fri January 11, 2019
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's French bulldog and Instagram star Gary Fisher is retiring to Florida ..which is a lot better than some farm in the country
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(KBJR6)
 
 
 
Barron County Sheriff press conference on 13-year-old Jayme Closs abduction and capture of suspect. LGT livestream @ 11 AM EST
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
If you fill a snake's venom sac with measles vaccine, you can inoculate people against their will
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
If you fill a snake's venom sac with measles vaccine, you can inoculate people against their will
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you were planning on having a Viking funeral or having your corpse shot out of a cannon, we've got bad news for you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you were planning on having a Viking funeral or having your corpse shot out of a cannon, we've got bad news for you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stranded seals blocking traffic in Canada, having apparently gotten more than just a little bit crazy
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Wed January 09, 2019
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor hero's remains identified after 77 years. Chief Warrant Officer John Austin saved 15 lives on the USS Oklahoma by guiding sailors to a submerged porthole
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Good: honoring a police officer shot to death in the line of duty. Questionable: by naming a shooting range after him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republican strategist Rick Wilson on Trump's border wall speech: "It reeked of defeat and death...It went over like a wet fart" (link updated)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Daughter of mob boss opens a restaurant named... Corleone's. I know, everybody thought it was gonna be Donnie's
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Toronto police would like to remind Canadians that it is good manners, when making a donation of women's clothing to a donation box, to please take the clothes off of the corpse first
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Toronto police would like to remind Canadians that it is good manners, when making a donation of women's clothing to a donation box, to please take the clothes off of the corpse first
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Egads -- we're all living in a rerun
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Missing Triangle man found dead in Manassas. Particle Man, Person Man wanted for questioning
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
George, the last achatinella apexfulva, has died at the ripe old age of 14
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sending death threats to family of a recently deceased Purdue Superfan, kidnapping charges of Old Oaken Bucket to be filed
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Mon January 07, 2019
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Uber driver in MI pleads guilty to shooting eight people in one night, in between giving rides to his passengers. Says the Uber app "turned him into a puppet" and made him do the shootings. Techs at Uber HQ seen whistling and hastily deleting something
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(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
Five injured, one killed during hands-on portion of avalanche safety training
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Fine I'll do it myself Well, Bye
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Sun January 06, 2019
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Well crap, the next thing you know they're going to tell us hookers and blow are bad for you as well. Damn all those party poopers at the CDC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ One week in Bangkok makes a driver humble / Bad traffic for New Year festivities / It's mostly motorcyclists who get crumpled / The death toll's at four hundred sixty-three / I can feel a taxi running over me ♬
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Fri January 04, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Krystal Whipple sought in death. I just keep reading the name in Stewie's voice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is stupid and then there is Sean Hannity stupid
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Death Wish' author dead at 79. In lieu of sending flowers, please dispense vigilante street justice by gunning down hoods
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The newest Girl Scout Cookie flavor will have your salivary glands and taste buds fighting each other to the death
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Thu January 03, 2019
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"It's a moment called the honor walk, where friends and family line the halls of the hospital before an organ donor is taken past them into the operating room"
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"It's a moment called the honor walk, where friends and family line the halls of the hospital before an organ donor is taken past them into the operating room"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell will host a new "Ripley's Believe It or Not" show for the Travel Channel. No word yet if the first episode will be about Bruce's incredible chin
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Wed January 02, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FYI, the "know everything about drones" line wasn't even the best in his Cabinet Meeting rant session
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
He smelled the fish
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, in Queens, the cops have a problem with you beating someone to death for trying to force their way into your home
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have concluded that you will keep on aging until you die. Seriously, that is what they concluded. Here comes the live (for now) science
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
It was once okay to bury treasure. Without an FDIC and with law enforcement powerless to stop pirates, burying valuables was not a bad idea. Of course, the treasures often stayed buried, making Caribbean gophers among the wealthiest in the world
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
It was once okay to bury treasure. Without an FDIC and with law enforcement powerless to stop pirates, burying valuables was not a bad idea. Of course, the treasures often stayed buried, making Caribbean gophers among the wealthiest in the world
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Tue January 01, 2019
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Chaos ensues on the set of Fox & Friends as one of the talking heads breaks free of the brainwashing and calls out Trump for his "ridiculous" attacks on Democrats
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Mon December 31, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
List fails without my ex's scumbag parrot
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Can you get a contact high if your new heart came from a 27-year-old donor who died from a heroin overdose?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian police warn music festival-goers against taking 'dangerous orange pill' after fatal overdose. Americans weren't warned nearly early enough in 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian police warn music festival-goers against taking 'dangerous orange pill' after fatal overdose. Americans weren't warned nearly early enough in 2016
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mom, girlfriend, and son conceived via in-vitro after his death hear man's heart beating in another person's chest. Rare hearing your relative's donor heart beating in new person trifecta in play
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guatemalan boy who died in ICE custody had the flu, so that totally clears the Trump administration of any wrongdoing. Right, people?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Bringing out the dead of 2018" - Once again it's another huge year for death, can the living hold on?
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Fri December 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Peter King: Hey, ICE might have killed a couple kids, but that is nothing compared to all the kids killed in the projects
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(Vulture)
 
Video
 
We took Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' to the NYC Subway to see if we could explain it to passer-bys. Let's see what happens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mollie Tibbets was killed by an "undocumented immigrant," and her death was exploited by Trump and the racist GOP to denounce immigration. But Mollie's mother took the moral high ground, took in an immigrant teen, and is looking beyond assumptions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He died doing what he loved: taking drugs while spending alone time with another man at a hotel, while his wife and daughter were at home
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He died doing what he loved: taking drugs while spending alone time with another man at a hotel, while his wife and daughter were at home
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ahead of the new year, Tampa, Florida Police would like to remind everyone that celebratory gunfire is illegal and can be dangerous
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder wraps penis around rolling pin so he can be completely covered in tattoos. Hopefully he didn't use that for baking after (NSFW)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Santa doesn't have any kids?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Oldest US veteran of World War II passes away at age of 112 years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents told to get sterilized because their child is dying of a genetic disease......that killed her three siblings too
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Thu December 27, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
R-E-S-P-E-C-T / Forgot 1040 EZ / R-E-S-P-E-C-T / Byline, TMZ
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Sad: 20-year-old acquaintance of Subby killed last night. Sadder: Found by his twin brother. Fark: He was a D&D player, killed by a crossbow
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists reanimated and kept pig brains alive 36 hours after death. No word on who authorizes nightmare experiments like this? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your Christmas pickle ornament is based on a lie. Here's where the tradition came from (and it wasn't PICKLE RICK)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently, opening a mummy's sarcophagus is the stuff nightmares are made of, at least for this Egyptian archaeologist (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently, opening a mummy's sarcophagus is the stuff nightmares are made of, at least for this Egyptian archaeologist (possible NSFW content on page)
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Tue December 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Another child in CBP custody has died. Happy holidays, America
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Put down the knife, Eh. I'll be forced to give you a warm hug if you don't. Beware, I am flannel belt
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Sun December 23, 2018
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The unofficial Patronus of Fark, Eddie the Otter, passed away this week. He was "known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring". Truly, he led his best life. Godspeed, Eddie
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Sat December 22, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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(Denton Record-Chronicle)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for hate group member who was too Proud to show up in court to face death threat charges
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Glasgow unveils a new statue to mark the 90th anniversary of Rennie Mackintosh's death and it's already got a traffic cone on its head
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(WSET)
 
 
 
A dozen felines were left in a crate on side of the road to freeze to death, shelter says. Thankfully, all have survived their ordeal, and are waiting patiently for Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report finds Louisiana ranked as the least healthy state. It was close, but New Orleans was the tiebreaker with hurricanes, gunshots and eating beignets
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Fri December 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wife accuses husband of cheating on her with hundreds of women after coming home stinking of booze and sex. He admits it. Then things take a dark turn
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Five-month-old migrant girl kept in freezing cell by border patrol for the night without medication, gets pneumonia. But it's okay, the guards weren't obligated to help, because they didn't tell her or her mother to come here to America anyway
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Curious George - Gets His Face Eaten Off in London
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Thu December 20, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You can add 'taking out the trash' to the list of things black people can't do without harassment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The whole Trump family benefited from decades long tax evasion. That inlcudes Trump's federal judge sister Maryanne Trump Barry
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
America's 6th largest company shipped 3 million oxy pills to one pharmacy in a West Virginia town in 10 months. Town had 400 people. Population down a bit due to all the overdose deaths
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught swimming that has fallen off cruise ship " see told ya so" Is He dead or not
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
University of Michigan study finds rate of firearm death in American children aged 1-19 "more than 36 times as high as the average rate across 12 other high-income countries". U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Right smack dab in the middle of my chest / I found a knife or gun to end my youth (Up on the roof) / And if someone starts gunning you down / Just call NYPD to find some proof (Up on the roof)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Right smack dab in the middle of my chest / I found a knife or gun to end my youth (Up on the roof) / And if someone starts gunning you down / Just call NYPD to find some proof (Up on the roof)
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Wed December 19, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Duterte manages to kill a lot of drug users but drug kingpins? Not a one. However, let's face it, death is the important aspect of running a country badly
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In what is not a repeat from July 3, 1863, police find dead horse near Gettysburg. Subby would have posted this to the Politics tab, but the beating would be ad infinitum
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: We're in the top five
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Arrhythmic Death Syndrome is the name of my Ministry cover band
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Arrhythmic Death Syndrome is the name of my Ministry cover band
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman dies after buttocks-enhancement injection rather than just sitting on the couch and stuffing her pie-hole like most people. And yes, that is her real name
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
SpaceX wants to put 11,927 Starlink satellites each with a mass of 386 kilograms. They will eventually come down. Every 6 years it will have a 45% chance of causing a death or serious injury. No word how many Musk can kill if he built some cars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All in all, just another day, to tweet about the wall
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
When a story includes death metal, flamethrowers and AK-47's, and warnings of aliens and the rapture, how much more Florida could the story get? The answer is none. None more Florida
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tupac's death was faked and a body double cremated instead, claims rapper Too Short
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's men like this who actually make America great
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Tue December 18, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah wakes. It is time for your seasonal White House Press Briefing. Will start sometime between 1:30 Eastern and the heat death of the universe
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Mon December 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not News: Facebook bans an account for "hate speech" that made posts calling for Israelis to "avenge" the death of two policemen at the hands of a Palestinian, and calling on "all Muslims to leave the land of Israel". News: Yair Netanyahu's account
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Arsonists, "sober homes" that push residents into drugs, medical fraudsters. Bet you didn't know there was an Insurance Fraud Hall of Shame
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Death spiral of stupidity". Sure, that could apply to nearly anything in the Trump administration, but this article is about Rudy Giuliani
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One of the more shocking discoveries in the news today is that homemade parachutes are not a good idea
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One of the more shocking discoveries in the news today is that homemade parachutes are not a good idea
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Sun December 16, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers seem to be really working
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Life in prison for man convicted of double murder in Joliet auto shop, which is a weird place to hold a criminal trial but whatever
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Fri December 14, 2018
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Police hope charges stick against two brothers charged in death of man found wrapped head-to-toe in duct tape, investigators believe they are masking something
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer and solved the mysteries of the Universe, scientists conduct study for something really important...predicting who will die during final season of 'Game of Thrones'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lions pose for an adorable family pawtrait
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP seeks replacement for Kyl. He's about this high
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Evelyn Berezin, who created the first word processor has died at 93. The cause of death was listed as a series of keystrokes
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(British Medical Journal)
 
 
 
Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft: British Medical Journal
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
Which Game of Thrones character represents your state? Of course Tyrion would get Nevada where prostitution is legal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Anger Room" creator beaten to death
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Parents warned about deadly new game that features the image of a rejected character from The Dark Crystal
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again where authorities would like to remind you that trying to climb in to a clothing donation box can in fact kill you. Unless you're just trying to donate yourself, then you can carry on as usual
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two dead at Antarctic research station. Be on the lookout for a dog being chased by a Norwegian
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Wed December 12, 2018
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Tesla adds police car to neural net
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Repulicans cancel hearing on raising the minimum wage because their star witness wants a tax on *checks notes* gay sex. That's going to put me in one hell of a tax bracket
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Morticians explain how people choose the clothes they'd like to be caught dead in
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Sun December 09, 2018
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
"Post Death Medicaid Lien" is the latest in thing in the American health care system. (rolls eyes)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the draw for the 2019 Women's World Cup, the world #1 United States team gets an easy group. The world #2 and host nation France? Group of Death
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"ICE takes very seriously the health, safety and welfare of those in our care ... including providing access to necessary and appropriate medical care." And presumably will take very seriously the $60 million wrongful death suit for killing a child
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Sat December 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Death of Russian human rights advocate. News: Of old age
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember: every time you type the word "Google" into the Google search bar a Google employee dies. So cut it out - it's not funny
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Blake files for divorce from his third wife. Well, shoot
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
We've all wished we could use the HOV lane at times, but some of us wish it more than others
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lifting Weights Is Good For The Heart", study says. It does not just trim your abs, arms, legs, and back but also does wonders for your heart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Resort makes towel animals in your room. News: Resort makes towel people in your room. Fark: Resort makes effigy of your dead son in your room
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Resort makes towel animals in your room. News: Resort makes towel people in your room. Fark: Resort makes effigy of your dead son in your room
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: Tennessee to execute man on death row for 36 years. Subby thinks they need to up the amperage if it takes that long. Tag is for pretty much everything in this F'ed up situation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The S&P 500 is heading for the dreaded 'death cross', and no, that isn't the name of my Sepultura tribute band
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Wed December 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
See those people two blocks away, walking away from me? Here, I'll stop the car so you can see them. No, not those people, the ones walking away who don't even see me? Yeah, they scare me to death. They're walking away, but their butts look scary
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: The naked woman was sitting on the male victim's face when she made a lewd demand
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: Halo TV series falls apart
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Medieval European plague gnomes hint at Death's travels. Wait what's a plague gnome?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article asks "Which foods are feminist?"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your dog can't handle that much D
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man wins scarecrow contest
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Tue December 04, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA wants to pick a fight with (throws dart at a dartboard) kid doctors
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
An independent autopsy reveals that a transgender woman's death while in ICE custody could have been prevented by not beating her and refusing to give her medical treatment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Girl brings home typically Aussie cute octopus in a shell from the beach only to find out it's a very dangerous deadly blue-ringed octopus that can kill you
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Subby's old girlfriend meets her birth mother after 70 years in the dustiest assisted living center in Florida
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Should Spain return a painting to the great grandson of the Jewish woman Nazis stole it from? On one hand, Nazis. On the other hand, Al Gore's election lawyer is arguing the case for the good guys
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Mon December 03, 2018
(9 News)
 
 
 
Roll down your car window to hand cash to a homeless person? That's a stabbin'
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Sun December 02, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine researcher given $50,000 to study the causes of blindness in fruit flies. Most of the money to be used for tiny little canes and sunglasses
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(Kenyans)
 
 
 
Actual headline of article: "Prisoner Escapes Death After Phone Gets Stuck in Rectum." In other words, damn near killed him
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Sat December 01, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
You have strong opinions about pizza. But would you strangle your own mother over them?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ We got buried in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout ... ♫
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Fri November 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Keep your feet on the ground and your hand on your wallet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Robb Stark rewatches the infamous Red Wedding and does not enjoy it, no sirree (w/video)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Old and busted dangerous gay "fad": gerbils. New and hip dangerous gay "fad": pumping. You heard it here first, folks (and it's not what you're thinking)
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
If you get to the point where you feel that you OWN your wife and kids, seek professional help...after you've had them appraised, of course
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
If you get to the point where you feel that you OWN your wife and kids, seek professional help...after you've had them appraised, of course
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Thu November 29, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scariest phrase on Fark: "poisonous alcohol"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Duterte announces official death squads to hunt down his enemies. Trump unavailable for comment, presumed to be in his bunk
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Alarming spike in dolphin deaths happening across southwest Florida as dolphins realize they reached Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't give up... Never give up... When playing ping pong (video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jerome Corsi says he might die in jail for helping Trump, but I won't believe it until I see the long-form death certificate
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
A good friend helps you get rid of the body, not just park it at a gas station
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Medieval London, scribes wrote of unnatural and sudden deaths that occurred throughout the city, and what weapons were used to cause them. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
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Wed November 28, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Corsi and Stone were privately acknowledging that hackers stole the DNC emails, they were publicly blaming murdered democratic staffer Seth Rich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg covers his laptop webcam. Should you? I actually keep mine uncovered just to see if I can bore someone to death
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tandem skydiving jump turns awkward when the instructor commits suicide by unclipping himself from the student mid-jump
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
It's not gonna be a heartwarming story if the words "sword" and "disemboweled" are used in the first two paragraphs
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bruno the Hutt has found a furever home
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a soccer club announcing the death of a player and holding a minute's silence in his honour, make sure he's, you know, actually dead first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a soccer club announcing the death of a player and holding a minute's silence in his honour, make sure he's, you know, actually dead first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First he's implying that he might allow a vote on a resolution to protect Mueller, now he's breaking with Trump on the CIA's analysis of Kashoggi's murder. Looks like Mitch McConnell is daring to stick his head a little further out from his shell
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder couldn't think of a better way to honor the anniversary of Sean Taylor's death than contributing to a charity.....no, wait, he's selling a $20 Sean Taylor doll and pocketing the money
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Tue November 27, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion gives concern trolling presented as journalism the respect it deserves
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
It's the Nazi Death Star and strange giant stone heads in the Mexican jungle in the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
In other words, Stan Lee's cause of death was that he was 95 years old
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(www.interesly.com)
 
 
 
One medieval Trial by Ordeal was the Trial by Cake, which is much preferable to Death
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky: Standards for worker safety? Pffft. Who needs those? Hold my beer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A beer a day could increase the risk of death. A healthy amount of alcohol could raise a person's risk of dying by 20% says scientists
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Public school partnership with Prince's Paisley Park promises huge funding for arts education in Minnesota schools. Even in death, Prince continues to give us all great things
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis man dies after horrific high speed accident
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis man dies after horrific high speed accident
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Mon November 26, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A peacock wanting to spread its wings after the death of its brother ran off with a rafter of wild turkeys. Yes, a group of turkeys is called a rafter
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland to its citizens: "Your liver, can we have it?" Citizens: "Umm, I'm kind of using it right now"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what sort of "character requirements" would keep a Australian out of New Zealand?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bellingham Fire Department: While we wait for the funeral home to pick up this body, why don't we use it to practise on? C'mon. Everyone gets a turn. Even you office workers. What could it possibly cost us?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's The Walking Dead made a huge departure from the comic books, splitting the fanbase and once again proving a major death doesn't always fix things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When you die, you won't know you're dead until your still alive brain tells you so. Sleep tight
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When you die, you won't know you're dead until your still alive brain tells you so. Sleep tight
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Patients shocked, burned by device touted to treat pain. Subby is shocked, shocked I say
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Sat November 24, 2018
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Death's Door Spirits is dead. Sad is the vodak today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The media, having failed to make people sufficiently afraid of mold, realizes that they need to tie it to the death of a pretty white girl
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The UK is worrying that their poorest citizens might only live as long as Americans
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The UK is worrying that their poorest citizens might only live as long as Americans
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Fri November 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
That's a ruff way to go
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
IDDQD
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Body found in the search for a missing UK journalist has the BBC making its deadline
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Thu November 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Twitter continues suppressing God fearing American Patriot Republicans....that just happen to be racist bigots
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hope you're sitting down for this, but you're sitting down too much
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Wed November 21, 2018
(This is obviously Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here is why I hope to die at 75
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Woman receives third set of lungs, can now brag she's a 9 pack-a-day smoker
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
People living in colder climates drink more booze. Suck it Florida Man, you lightweight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Maybe the Crown Prince knew about Jamal Khashoggi's death, maybe he didn't. Either way, they're our best friends
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Four years after his death, Kasey Kasem's wife and kids are still battling over his 100 million dollar fortune. Fark- now they are accusing each other of elder abuse, and killing him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the death toll now at 79, Paradise, CA may finally get some rain... which may not be a good thing
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The family says video shows the cops beating and tasering their relative to death. The district attorney's office says...oh, they're not saying anything. Which speaks volumes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A Judge who served less than a year for violently assaulting his wife has been arrested again. Guess what for
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese trains will no longer allow you to wave around your naked sword. Perhaps the knife juggling fad got out of hand
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There may be a cure for peanut allergies. Jimmy Carter approves
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Honey Pacifiers from Mexico" is not a botulism tribute band, but it should be
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mother in law is supposedly deathly allergic to black pepper all of a sudden. She wasn't last year, and now this makes Thanksgiving cooking difficult. What weird allergies or intolerances do your guests have, and how did you combat it?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"'Polygamous ninja' Raven Blackwing now faces rape charges," and the story is just as creepy as the headline
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Sun November 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Forty years ago this weekend, the phrase 'drink the Kool-Aid' horrifyingly enters the world lexicon
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon moves to help address the over prescribing of opiods for short term pain
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"The New York City subway system isn't Hell, but it might be Hades"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Court rules John Hinckley can move out of his mother's home to live with other roommates or maybe a foster family
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