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headlines found matching 'Death'
Fri December 09, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for giving neighbor head instead of just sharing sex toys
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Stranglers drummer Jet Black dead at 84. Subby's choked up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The executions have commenced and will continue until morale improves
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The next time you're wondering if that dog or person is in an aggressive mood, grab a monkey (not a euphemism)
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
WNBA star Brittney Griner traded for up and coming rookie Merchant of Death plus a hostage to be named later
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Well yeah. You're killing for two now
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away. Or if you're a Lions fan, pretty much every Sunday is a chance for the sweet, sweet release of death
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
Oh, look, how cute, it's the death dog robot from Black Mirror
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Mon December 05, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
REAL ID deadline delayed another two years. This is not a repeat from two years ago. Hijackings, terrorism, death and carnage to will be prevalent for the next two years
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With the passing of Sesame Street's Bob McGrath, let's look back at the time Bob had to explain Mr. Hooper's death to Big Bird. You're not crying, it's just the stench from Oscar the Grouch's garbage can
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
UK yoga teacher convicted of putting a tenant in Corpse Pose permanently
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rural Colorado is losing cows to an influx of streetlights
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Parenting can be hard. Real hard
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor who played gangster found dead in the most gangster way
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Thu December 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Dog The Bounty Hunter's latest partner drops dead during ZOOM call with wife, remind subby to avoid Dog's "Bounty Hunter" offers on LinkedIn
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Dog The Bounty Hunter's latest partner drops dead during ZOOM call with wife, remind subby to avoid Dog's "Bounty Hunter" offers on LinkedIn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Childhood friend of Iranian National Team player: Who-hoo we lost, suck it Supreme Leader. Iranian cops: BLAM Blam blam-blam-blam
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will new AEW World Champ MJF call out the "cowardly" Bruno Sammartino? Can Death Triangle go 3-0 against the Elite? Where the fark is Miro? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
The Trump vaccine kills Republicans
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a wonderful world anytime Satchmo is anywhere near the top of a Billboard chart
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oooooooooookla-__/\_/\_____/\ ____________
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once again, cryptocurrency billionaire loses it all in sudden crash
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once again, cryptocurrency billionaire loses it all in sudden crash
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Qatar is sad about the 4-5 construction worker deaths that happened in the lead up to the World Cup. The 400-500 dead will be mourned. Refrain from mentioning the 4,000-5,000 deaths and please do not ask Qatar about the 40,000-50,000 deaths
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China accelerating vaxing its older citizens against COVID-19 mainly because they won't fight back or protest (as much)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just to ease your mind, dead bodies are stored in cruise ships away from the food storage areas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And the quarterback is toast
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET it's Noise Factor on Big E Radio. This week's smattering of tunes includes Early Moods, Death Yak, and Villagers of Ioannina City. Also, the doom dial gets cranked to 10 with Dopethrone, Drune, Hangman's Chair, and more
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Irene Cara no longer living forever
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What fate awaits returning Iranian soccer players? Well, they're already arresting former players back home
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Thu November 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Must be pretty accurate then
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will The Elite even the score with Death Triangle? Can Jericho keep his ROH Title out of the jaws of the "Stone Pitbull"? Why did Regal betray Moxley at Full Gear? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two men shot in Butte die of head injuries
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dr. Feelgood guitarist Wilko Johnson, who found a second life in "Game Of Thrones," dead at 75. Get your Telecaster, riff hard as hell, and glare at the audience in his memory
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reset the egg timer. "Probably less than 10 " dead in VA Walmart
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reset the egg timer. "Probably less than 10 " dead in VA Walmart
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The entire cast is now gone with the wind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Death is inevitable, but these people at least made their tombstones funny for all to see
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Several weeks before 4 college students were stabbed to death in Moscow, ID, pet dog was "skinned from head to tail" in its backyard at night. Probably nothing
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nicki Aycox goes supernatural
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two prison guards testify that prisoner is a great guy who participates in Bible study and therefore should get a light sentence in the murder of his mother during which he posed for selfies with her corpse
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Power Ranger Jason David Frank dead at 49. Rita unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We may now know what killed Bruce Lee
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia, struggling with getting weapons, warms to the idea of trading basketball player Britney Griner, for an international arms dealer known as the Merchant of death
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(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they taste?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants arm
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner's "The Ring of the Florida Man"
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Georgia: Warnock campaign acts on the assumption that Trump's endorsement of Herschel Walker is the kiss of death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of Gabby Petito have been awarded the alligator that ate Brian Laundrie and all his worldly possessions
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The safety experts list the top ten worst toys for 2022. In other words, the ones your kids want
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can Death Triangle fend off Top Fight & AR Fox? Will tensions rise ahead of Saturday's ROH World Championship 4-Way? Any last words from Moxley & MJF before their AEW Title throw-down? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Many injuries, few deaths, Onewheel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Many injuries, few deaths, Onewheel
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It turns out the Red Wave was nothing but the continued deaths of unvaccinated Republicans. And all because a vain old man didn't want to smear his makeup
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everyone unclench: Nuclear armageddon postponed until at least tomorrow after Poland classifies missile deaths as an "unfortunate incident"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dumbasses use free oil-sponsored day to mess up museum. If that's food, it's squid ink sauce
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Subby's guess is someone is planning on extracting DNA for a cloning
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: Four college students were stabbed to death; we have no suspects. Also police: There's no danger to the community
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: Four college students were stabbed to death; we have no suspects. Also police: There's no danger to the community
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In commemoration of Gallagher's recent death, Putin adopts sledge-o-matic executions
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Please let authorities know if you come across a 'very unfashionable shark' that's trapped in a woman's skirt, it may die if they can't find it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Please let authorities know if you come across a 'very unfashionable shark' that's trapped in a woman's skirt, it may die if they can't find it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How common are female psychopaths? I asked my wife this question but she was too busy plotting my untimely death to answer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The fact that he didn't proofread his sign before posting it in foot-high letters bothers me more than anything else
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terminal man dies at Paris airport
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Keith Levene, founding member of the only band that matters, dies at age 65. No more Glory
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The couple that accepted $2 billion in Saudi blood money and helped orchestrate a million U.S. Covid deaths would like you forget everything and get back to inviting them to your parties now
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Fri November 11, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The watermelons have been avenged
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"?
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"?
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(National Today)
 
 
 
\m/ Of course National Metal Day goes to the 11th \m/
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even in death, Paul Allen finds a way to make $1.5 billion
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you eaten deli meat or cheese in New York, Maryland, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Illinois, or California in the last year or so? You're gonna die
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Voters elect dead man over Green Party candidate, saying that based on previous experience they expect him to get more accomplished during his term
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Death hurts
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat"
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia starts recruiting zombie soldiers. Ukraine doesn't have a chance now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And I said what about dead executive from Tiffany's
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter $tarred In $itcom before hi$ death. Director i$ moving forward with pilot epi$ode in honor of him, with a ble$$ing from Aaron'$ camp. That'$ very nice
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Consuming ultra-processed foods leads to premature deaths. The richer the country, the worse it gets
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Mon November 07, 2022
(FanFest)
 
 
 
It was a mistake, Coral. IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF ALL
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(FanFest)
 
 
 
It was a mistake, Coral. IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF ALL
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Sun November 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Footloose .... Oops
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bill Nighy doesn't know how to "get in" character
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Some Fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop the blades of death
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter beats Shaq to death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*finger to temple* Can't die from Covid-19 when I drink myself to death first
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
"A coffin or a casket, sir?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Swords, demons, and prophecies of death. It's not Dungeons & Dragons, it's Pennsylvania
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dies a Farker's death
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dies a Farker's death
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's a farkism that is in no way beat to death, but you'll read anyway for the schadenfreude: Trump's terrible horrible no good very bad week
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♬ They paved Elon's paradise and put up a parking lot. ♬
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Making DST year-round would reduce deer collisions, prevent 33 deaths a year, 2,000 injuries among people, save about $1.2 billion in collision costs, and make you good-looking and attractive
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Thu November 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
I don't want to go on the cart
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MPR)
 
 
 
Got your bivalent COVID vaccine yet? Just practice for the quadrivalent modRNA influenza vaccine
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1947, the Spruce Goose took flight, a feat sadly not repeated by the Oak Owl, the Mesquite Macaw, or the Granite Gannet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The death of print media has killed Anne Hathaway's hopes for a 'Devil Wears Prada' sequel and somewhere Michael Scott is weeping
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Tue November 01, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Conservatives long for life in the 1950's, with government-regulated big business, high taxes, rampant racism, and misogyny, but without all the pesky government regulation and high taxes
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Mon October 31, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC doctor charged by feds pretty obviously fakes his own death
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
He beat out stiff competition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He beat out stiff competition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halloween festivities turn around 150 people into ghosts in Seoul
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in five Americans avoid hangover issues, manage to get more celebrity death greens because of reaction skills in the morning
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Gyoza king slayer about to be arrested, could fry or be steamed. Let's roll
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What language does Pepe Silvia speak?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When Coolidge's death was announced, Dorothy Parker reportedly asked the same question
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
To keep up with Sweden and their death metal and Finland with all their Finnish people, Denmark created a Fear Lab
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
At this point, Matthew Perry can just STFU
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
If you own a Tesla Cyberquad for kids it's time to store it with your lawn darts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do food delivery robots get PTSD from watching the death of their fellow robots at train crossings their software didn't correctly code for?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Defendent 'you found me guilty you might as well sentence me to death then' Jury 'well, bye'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry to Keanu Reeves: Could I BE any more apologetic?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran lied about the death of a young female protester? You don't say
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The latest Marvel game lets you kill Uncle Ben as much as you'd like
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orwell's classic works have always been published on Substack. Some more published than others
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(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Farker Dinodork gets old in the process of finding a Tyrannosaurus fossil. Doesn't name it after Drew
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Keanu Reeves still walks among us". Normal people: 😄 Matthew Perry: 🤬
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
According to GRR Martin's latest update, you'll be able to get your hands on a copy of the Winds of Winter around 20 seconds before the heat death of the universe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You done messed up A-Aemond (spoilers for "House of the Dragon season 1 finale)
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If it costs this much to get sober, maybe just stay addicted? Let's ask Matthew Perry
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas voters get to choose between an improved quality of life or having their kids eaten to death. Naturally, it's a toss-up. Is it raining?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What to do when one of your party guests overdoses, dies? Roll them up in blanket, drop them in garbage bin, roll them out for pickup on Monday
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Sun October 23, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bono apologizes to people without taste
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chinese President Xi Jinping announces his presidency is over, full on Mao 2.0 from now on
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man thought it was so rude that another guy didn't thank him for holding open a door that he voiced his displeasure. He must've thought it was even ruder when the guy then stabbed him to death
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Sat October 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Syracuse upset Clemson in Death Valley? Can UCLA duck Oregon? Can OK State dominate Texas? Who will win between Kansas State and TCU in the battle of purple teams? Week 8 of college football is looking good, and kickoff is at Noon ET
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
The official cause of death for the 4-year-old who died after eating THC gummies was delta-8 toxicity. Let the informed scientific debate begin
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Fri October 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
84% of U.S. pregnancy-related deaths deemed preventable. "We are so baby focused. Once the baby is here, it's almost like the mother is discarded." And that was before the 'fetus focused' SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Heads-up: The Angel of Death is apparently coming, and Trump will be president again by the end of the year. So, plan accordingly
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good news for Aussies who love death, the country's waters have become an ideal hunting ground for great white sharks
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Thu October 20, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Would you drive an electric car made in China by the Great Wall Motor Company? A car named ORA Funky Cat? What could possibly go wrong? Is it a rolling death trap? Watch this crash test video and find out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medical examiner who called George Floyd's cause of death "undetermined" is having 100 of his cases reviewed -- cases involving deaths in custody, physical restraint, and "no obvious medical cause of death"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New notness: Long Covid. Old nope-nope-nopeness: Long Black Death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline:That time John Waters saw Angela Lansbury in a Queer Friendly Sex Club
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Wed October 19, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye walks back comments about death to Jews. By insisting he wants death only for Jews oppressing him
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The "Is Henry Kissinger dead" Twitter account, the meme of which is apparently reaching Abe Vigoda status already, is tired of waiting for him to die
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Wyoming college wrestlers recount near-death fight with grizzly bear." No word on why the bear was accepted into the college's wrestling team in the first place
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry once ate too much Colon Blow cereal, but blames opioid use instead
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ryder, the carriage horse who collapsed on a street as his driver whipped him, has died. Remembered as the glue that holds New York's tourism industry together
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Floyd's daughter files $250 million lawsuit against Kanye West
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Of all the Oh Well, Anyways that ever Oh Well, Anywayed, this is perhaps the Oh Well, Anywayest
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Deathcap for foodie
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(CT Mirror)
 
 
 
Pedestrian deaths in CT are rising and Connecticutians are... Connecticutters, Connecticutites,... Connecticutlets. Will you Nutmeggers just watch out on the road already?
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Mon October 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Combat pilot, Gemini and Apollo astronaut and really smart guy James McDivitt has died. RIP American hero
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Does this guy have a death wish or something?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
I bet you didn't realize that the movie Beetlejuice sucks
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Sun October 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Survivors of Andes plane crash meat--check that--MEET every year to reminisce about their survival. And they do it with barbecue
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The time has come for Alicent and Rhaenyra to pick their allies as control for King Viserys's throne threatens to spread into a civil war. Will loyal allies remain that way, or will there be palace intrigue? House of the Dragon, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
Cops caught making joke about getting stoned with protesters. Oops, I mean stoning protesters to death so that a parade can go on uninterrupted
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Hero
 
Rocket the three-legged cat, who was 'hours from death' in Kyiv now hanging with his blokes in a UK pub, all thanks to Ukraine refugee volunteer worker Wendy Lloyd
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate has I guess what could be construed as a thought on opioid addiction. The problem in Narcan
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
That? Oh, that's just a dead person on the restroom floor. Would you like to hear our specials for today?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who plunged to her death from swanky rooftop bar in NYC remembered as "sweet and loving," down to earth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like it's been long enough since Anthony Bourdain's death that the "shiattiest takes on his life possible" style memoirs are starting to hit the shelves. Shiattiest take trifecta complete
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R - Neander Valley) on Alex Jones' leadership of Sandy Hook families' harassment: "That's what freedom of speech is. Freedom to speak words. Political persecution must end"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Even after death, Jessica Fletcher has one last murder to cause
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
Hero
 
It turns out Yu-Gi-Oh creator Kazuki Takahashi mysterious drowning happened while trying to help save distressed scuba divers. Hero tag overwrites Followup tag
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Don't expect to hear from Nana and Pop Pop until the weekend. COZI TV is running a four day 'Murder, She Wrote' marathon to honor Angela Lansbury
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(Grunge)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley had more drugs, PB&Banana sandwiches in his system than you may have thought
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Tue October 11, 2022
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
A great man leaves clean work behind him, and requires no sweeper up of the chips
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
A great man leaves clean work behind him, and requires no sweeper up of the chips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un's new military strategy is "southern matron on a hot summer day in a Tennessee Williams play"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Charles III to become King Charles III on May 6th
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And the conversation probably went something like Elon: "Me me me me me." Kanye: "Me me me me me me me" Elon: "Me me me me me me me me" Kanye: "Me me me me me me MEEEEEE" Repeat until heat death of universe
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bad: You're hit by a truck and die. Worse: It's NYC, so of course someone stole the wallet from your body and the cops can't identify you and alert your family
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bad: You're hit by a truck and die. Worse: It's NYC, so of course someone stole the wallet from your body and the cops can't identify you and alert your family
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
We've now reached peak Doom running on things
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Driving 100 MPH on a two lane black top at night in Vermont. Sad tag is burying what's left of the cow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll take "Tit A Nic" for 7000, Alex
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know that astronomers hate NYC, but aiming eighty death stars at it seems like overkill
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Sat October 08, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
I'm 79 and you're not (unless you are)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beat your friend at basketball, that's a killin'
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking in the middle of the street suddenly ends up dead while naked in police custody. Officials: "Nothing to see here, move along"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking in the middle of the street suddenly ends up dead while naked in police custody. Officials: "Nothing to see here, move along"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Remember your mom's ashes that you tossed into the Atlantic off Georgia? New Jersey wants to give them back to you
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong? GPS system not updated to know that a bridge was washed out years ago or local authorities not bothering to replace barriers to warn motorist that the bridge is gone. How about both
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Poisoning his oatmeal is bad enough, but his favorite tie?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Evil twin did it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morgue in Australia horrified after opening body bag and finding evidence of man trying to claw his way out. Yes, as you know Aussies don't die easily
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morgue in Australia horrified after opening body bag and finding evidence of man trying to claw his way out. Yes, as you know Aussies don't die easily
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Amsterdam mayor wants to decriminalize the sale and use of coke. Pepsi to remain illegal and use punishable by death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet some of the former Floridians who didn't think Hurricane Ian was anything to worry about
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Thu October 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Reminder: Donation boxes are not for donating people
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Reminder: Donation boxes are not for donating people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
COVID death rates are higher among Republicans than Democrats. Gosh, if we could only figure out why
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The country that saw the vaccines shunned because of politics, and saw some of the highest death tolls worldwide could be doing more to stop a resurgence of covid? The same nation that's about to elect a fascist government because of high gas prices?
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Some Grim Reaper)
 
 
 
The death industry is alive and well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fatal wardrobe malfunction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fatal wardrobe malfunction
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's £90m megayacht now on the run as a 'Killer Whale' after fleeing port near Nato countries because of his nuclear threat. We might want to think about harpoon missiles for this
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Multi-vehicle accident leads to one death and injuries. Fark: From the shoot-out that followed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why a Queensland scientist has let himself be stung by 200 different creatures in the name of science. Besides being an Aussie who loves death
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the cops aren't safe from the other police shooting them to death
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode announces new album with a world tour of secondary markets. It was just a question of time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
San Francisco is getting so expensive even the Zodiac killer has been forced to move to Stockton
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
There may be a serial killer on the loose in California. Only one?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ukraine's Defence Ministry says sickly Putin could now be a hologram, making his argument invalid (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ron Deathsentence has "Nancy Sinatra" trending on Twitter, how strange
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man accused of killing 22 elderly women goes on trial in the killing of victim number 2. He was already found guilty of killing victim number 1 last year. At this rate, he could be finished with murder trials by 2042
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Mon October 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ron Desantis defends his decisions not to evacuate Lee County FL as the death toll hits 42 so far, by noting it's not like he could score any political points by shipping the residents to Martha's Vineyard or anything
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, Ike, do your impression of the Steeler's 2023 season
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Can we have your liver, then?
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Can we have your liver, then?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Darth Trumpious promises to 'punish' Florida if Death Sentence is re-elected
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Sacheen Littlefeather, notable Academy Awards guest of Marlon Brando, dies at 75
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To today's depressed teens, AI-powered recommendation engines of Instagram and Pinterest are the digital equivalent of a Catherine wheel, coroner finds
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Sun October 02, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Tainted Halloween candy" deaths since 1958 number... *checks records*... zero
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The FSB is getting too lazy to even throw the oligarchs' bodies off the balconies anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The FSB is getting too lazy to even throw the oligarchs' bodies off the balconies anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Over 100 dead as Indonesian soccer fans imitate the British
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Ukraine President Zelensky tells Russian draftees to tattoo their names on their bodies so their corpses can be returned more easily to the Fatherland, and to carry stamps in their pockets to avoid postage due charges
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Sat October 01, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Um, Alex Jones has gone further out of his mind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Poor planning? Climate change? Not in my Florida. (Just ignore all the death, damage, flooding and mayhem)
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scottish ghost hunting team encounter their most Scottish ghost to date
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man dies while cosplaying Sisyphus
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Is there anything more Merican in 2022 than a victim having to change their name because of death threats from Right Wingers?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Investigation that relied on psychics and tips from the death of musician Prince sounds like something from the QAnon cult but it's just the BCI trying to solve a mass murder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Families looking for a vacation of death claim ocean cruises were unfairly cancelled due to Covid vaccine rules
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want a movie about Vincent Van Gogh's sister-in-law?
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Liquid water may have been discovered on Mars. Michael Garibaldi is suspicious it might be Liquid Death
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Bob" has been found. /WAIGAWAIITH
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(IGN)
 
 
 
IHOP launching menu based on X-Box games. Don't order the Red Ring Of Death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not even clear if a cat was involved. Welcome to Fark?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coolio will return from the grave, to sing a new song as a robot
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Thu September 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Black Mamba No. 3
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I Love You, You Hate Me
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSentence: This is a 500 year rainfall that we could not possibly have anticipated. CNN: No, it's a 1000 YEAR RAINFALL. Scientists: have you listened to a damn thing we've been saying for the past 20 years?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN frontpage headline "Which type of coffee protects you from heart disease and early death?". CNN article "All kinds of coffee". This. Is CNN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark to Qatar: "TYVM, but we'll be wearing these toned down soccer uniforms instead. Maybe if you had a better human rights record, then we'd reconsider"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In a move that would have been appropriate at any time in the past 200 years, Biden officially declares Florida a disaster. Stay safe, Florida Farkers
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Wed September 28, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
200 weekends at Bernie's
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(HITC)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Corn Kid is, but he's still alive
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to live like a colonel? Now you can
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Family of man who died of Covid-19 lives with corpse for over a year, believing he was only in a coma. Fark: They were given a death certificate that he was officially dead when he died
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Family of man who died of Covid-19 lives with corpse for over a year, believing he was only in a coma. Fark: They were given a death certificate that he was officially dead when he died
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Turns out Anthony Bourdain felt the same way about his fans as he did about Guy Fieri's donkey sauce
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Hopefully, no one sneezed
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Hopefully, no one sneezed
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Some days you're the hero. Some days you're the victim. Today, you were both. :-(
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Some days you're the hero. Some days you're the victim. Today, you were both. :-(
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
"The Old Crow's a piece of sh*t"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dedicated individual keeps ex-wife's grave watered and fertilized for years after her death
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson wants to talk about my tattoos. So let's talk about them"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Legendary former pro-surfer Chris Davidson killed in a one-punch pub fight. Strewth
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Fact check: did Nostradamus predict Queen Elizabeth's death?
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Sun September 25, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It took 3 years and an amended autopsy report, but surprisingly enough, being assaulted by police and forcibly injected with Ketamine caused Elijah McClain's death
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It took 3 years and an amended autopsy report, but surprisingly enough, being assaulted by police and forcibly injected with Ketamine caused Elijah McClain's death
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We are the Google. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New York Times obituary for Jack Charles retracted, so does this mean he is alive again, or just going to act in zombie films?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Seems there's at least one person in North Dakota who isn't a Republican, and he's pretty upset about being there
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Another popular conspiracy theory proved wrong, The Simpsons did not predict the date of Queen Elizabeth's death
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I did run the boy down with my car, ociffer, but hear me out: I was drunk and we were arguing over politics
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Thu September 22, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toddler stands ground
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, original Ahsoka Tano
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Wed September 21, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Janitor died in store bathroom four days before she was found. Body described as being broom temperature
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Its a good thing this was California, as "Illegal Buttocks Procedure" means something completely different in Texas
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked, shocked, to hear this, but another prominent Russian has died after falling from a great height. It was an "accident"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked, shocked, to hear this, but another prominent Russian has died after falling from a great height. It was an "accident"
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Regardless of whether it constituted human trafficking, the $12M budgetary measure DeathSentence likes to tout never even applied in the first place to the migrants he sent to Martha's Vineyard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's something that would make any public park instantly better: a man playing death metal cello in his underwear (w/video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone finally explained to Gov. DeathSantis that he could be liable for a charge of criminal human trafficking in regards to his little Martha's Vineyard stunt. Let's see how fast he can backpedal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly eight billion people currently alive, yet only one man can say he's walked in two royal funeral processions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
RBG's gavel gavelled
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Mon September 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
California legalizes "Human Composting." You bet there are some people upset with this
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me - bring seashells and tarot cards
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Arrived early at HM Queen Elizabeth II's funeral. Better drink my own piss
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
The VA is under-reporting veteran suicides. Some of you reading this are dead
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher, piqued at losing her homeroom class assignment, arrested for tainting school lunch curry with bleach
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Sun September 18, 2022
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Legendary jazz host Eric Jackson passed away yesterday. Eric in the Evening signs off for the last time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cybersickness could spell an early death for the metaverse. *hoark*
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Authorities aren't giving many details about the "obvious homicidal violence", but are asking area residents to check their yards for a hatchet
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Authorities aren't giving many details about the "obvious homicidal violence", but are asking area residents to check their yards for a hatchet
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Fri September 16, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The deadliest month of the Covid pandemic for Australia was last month. But September is taking a shot at the title
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death of an old lady could be all it takes to push the UK into recession. Coupled with the cost of fitting a slightly younger man with his metal bling hat, it could mean the end of the UK as we know it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Thousands of 'crocodiles' invade beach leaving locals 'panicking'" as the 'headline' has 'subby' trapped in an airquotes 'feedback loop' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
🥕🥕🥕 kill millions
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
My client didn't abuse her daughter and then murder her, she simply burned her body after finding her daughter ODed. Judge: sounds legit, and I'll give you time served on abusing a corpse you're free to go
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
John Lydon is distancing himself from Sex Pistols over Queen's death, announces new band Consensual Intercourse Firearms
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over 400 bodies discovered in mass grave left by Russian forces in Ukraine
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
City of Philadelphia screws up royally. There's no other way to say it, they just... tanked this one. Like, forget the tossed batteries, forget the greased light poles, forget the globe-trotting robot they beat to death. This one is worse
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If there was any question that DeathSanta would be as bad as Trump here ya go
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
It's rare for a customer to order a bespoke personal hearse, but Jaguar simply replied, "yas queen"
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Barron's)
 
 
 
A small local magazine website was mistaken for Prince William's website after Queen's death. Owners response is royal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas delays publication of maternal death data until after midterms, for some reason
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Aliens unsuccessful at beaming up Queen Elizabeth's coffin on way to cathedral, attempt caught on camera
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You had me at-well, you had me at whiskey
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prison inmate tortured to death, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to be killed by an animal in Australia, this is the most Australian
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Mon September 12, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Exploring mysterious open doors that are normally closed is also a good way to be transported to other worlds or be eaten by a grue
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Waterfalls? In MY Death Valley? It's more likely than you think
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Opening statements are set to begin in the trial of George Wagner, IV in the murders of eight members of the Rhoden and Gilley families more than six years after their deaths. Unanswered questions include how do you murder someone after their death?
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(Orion Magazine)
 
 
 
You are what you eat, and you are food, and mushrooms are good to eat, but mushrooms will not eat you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Khloe Kardashian commemorated the Queen's death by posting a bikini photo on Instagram
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
DeathSantis: Corporatism means the business leaders bend the knee to their fascist masters
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Sun September 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood runs aground at 75
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
India: We are saddened to hear of the death of your queen, UK. Now be good fellows and do return all that stuff you stole from us
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Never forget 9/11. Subby never forgets his good friend Evan
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iditarod legend Lance Mackey dies at 52. No witty headline. Fark Cancer
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(Insider)
 
 
 
I'm sure they already knew something was abuzz
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional food, bands ending their run, climate change, and the Emmys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 1-7: Pumpkin Spice Edition
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Fri September 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sacrificed, mummified and placed next to her viscera jars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To commerate its own death, CNN plays Taps
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Post-9/11 anthrax attack - Never forget
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If election denial is so important, why isn't it in the obituaries?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
QAnon goes on overdrive after Queen Elizabeth's death. They are really cranking it up this time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kanye West says he's "releasing all grudges" after Queen's death. Pray for Omarion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump supporter finds a way to make the Queen's death all about TFG
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Woman spent the lockdown in the UK building her hamster a Hawaiian beach and now is spreading its ashes in Hawaii, bonus the hamster had its own pub
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man participating in rough water swim race crosses the finish line 2 days later
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canadian citizenship ceremony in progress over Zoom while news of the Queen's death is announced. Difficulty: to whom do you swear allegiance in the oath?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Capital punishment in the US: We swab your arm to stop infection before inserting the needle. In Iran: If you die of a heart attack waiting to hang with the other 16 people being hung that day, it doesn't count, so they hang your corpse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Capital punishment in the US: We swab your arm to stop infection before inserting the needle. In Iran: If you die of a heart attack waiting to hang with the other 16 people being hung that day, it doesn't count, so they hang your corpse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Person nearly starves to death waiting for her nuggets and cookie. Then, she gets the order. Two nuggets are missing, fries are cold and the drink is watered down. Waiting on Chick-fil-A to respond. Subs has an MRE from 1991 for these events
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's Bernard Shaw beats Queen Elizabeth to death
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"What I've been told by the sitting detective is that it's the longest and most comprehensive report he's ever done"
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Wed September 07, 2022