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headlines found matching 'Daughter'
Tue August 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin claims Covid vaccine win. Daughter inoculated; vaccinations to start before Phase 3 tests. So... the Zombie Apocalypse scenario we never expected? That it starts is Russia? This should end as well as a coal-powered aircraft carrier
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I'm okay with my kids falling behind in school"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free* propaganda to teach your children the hidden glory of our national father
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did Kellyanne of Green Goebbels have her 15 year-old daughter arrested on fake assault charges to keep her off social media? According to her daughter, yes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
This one easy trick can have parents begging you to marry their hauntingly beautiful Taiwanese daughter. Difficulty: involves ghosts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've been lax with our 9 and 6-year-old kids ever since schools shut down in March. There was a little bit of learning. Then when summer hit, everything got way looser. Later bedtime, more screentime. How do we go back to being disciplinarians?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump calls her a 'real beauty.' Is he taking about: A) His wife B) His daughter C) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, "Why's the Boss," then?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
After his tracheotomy, Val Kilmer says he feels a lot better than he sounds, which when you hear him speak, you realize it's very, very fortunate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Glastonbury may not return until 2022
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is my middle child a monster?" Aren't they all?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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Sun August 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid-19, Lions-8
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
You'll enjoy Alanis Morissette debuting a new song via Zoom, but you oughta know her young daughter keeps interrupting
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules school can ban dreadlocks. Fark: Jamaica, and we're not talking Queens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert's daughter: "Please listen to medical experts. It's not worth following a president who has no remorse for leading his followers to an early grave"
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(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
"My daughter got married last Friday. We had about 100 to 120 people. We were dancing all over the place. I was exposed to over 100 people," was said by: (C) Purdue University administrator in charge of safely bringing back 40,000 students to campus
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Aug. 16, Snow and her daughter, Jennifer Clark, stole a cart full of food from ACME Market on East Avenue in Akron. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, Snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls.'
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My seven year-old niece says she's friends with the devil. Is it a phase, is she possessed, and should I ask for an introduction?"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville releases text messages from Denise Richards, just in case you were unsure about whether they hooked up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The shark that killed a New York City woman off the coast of Maine was a great white...and it's still out there. _______/\_______\0/____
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am married and have two kids. I learned he was taking drugs, so I reviewed his texts. I found a series of texts between my husband and his buddy discussing hot college-age girls, including waitresses and my daughter's friends. Should I worry?"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
If you recently saw a picture of a forlorn lion getting his balls bitten by a horny lioness here's the true story. tl;dr It was his daughter being "playful"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thank God
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Asshats have made "serious threats" against Dr. Fauci, his wife and daughters because they're askeered of science
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Thu July 23, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 2020 Mercury Prize nominees all sound like characters from the Star Wars expanded universe
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Private pandemic proms: Footloose and fancy-free fetes or fatal fark-ups?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's self-swab program kicks off. Meh, I've been doing that since I was twelve
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli Court finds Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend, model Bar Refaeli smoking hot, guilty of income tax evasion
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Sun July 19, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tested positive for COVID and won't self quarantine? How about some house arrest
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Sat July 18, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
He's dead, Jim
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son sold 'N-Word Passes' to his white friends. Am I right to be upset about this?"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sorry, but your chipped squirrel paperweight is not some secret treasure
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices
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Tue July 14, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the modern-day GOP: tweeting Nixon-era photos of Joe Biden and his son to own the libs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm homeschooling my kids, since I have an education degree. My 12-year-old stepdaughter has moved in full time as everyone agrees the pandemic will not be over by August. Her mom wants me to teach her own stepdaughters; do I have to do this?"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old daughter is a straight-A student who loves shopping and thinks she needs things to be happy. Her ideal job is having enough money to afford a maid. Have I made her live in a material world, turning her into a material girl?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pretty sure "The Power of Positive Thinking" doesn't have a chapter on declaring bankruptcy 6 times and committing adultery by raw-dogging porn stars, for starters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Years ago, I bought my kids an aboveground pop-up pool. It gives them an outlet for active play, and I enjoy watching them swim. I barely know my neighbors; they keep trying to send their grandkid over to swim and make me watch her. Do I need to?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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Thu July 09, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter and daughter in critical condition after crash caused by iguana
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul's mayor found dead after 7 hour search. He had given his daughter a "will-like" message before going missing after a sexual harrassment complaint was lodged against him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is 7; she loves to read, but every time she tries a new book, she loses interest and goes back to her favorites: Harry Potter, Ramona Quimby, and the Bone graphic novel. Should I be concerned she's reading such awesome stuff?"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California Assembly postpones session indefinitely after Coronavirus outbreak
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poor Ronan Keating must have fallen on hard times. Apparently his daughter can't afford a swimsuit that fits her (probably not safe for work)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wedding day pictures of brides and their fathers. Jesus, the dust in here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I haven't had sex in over a year due to her chronic pain, so I've been sneaking upskirt photos of her. Is that wrong?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 2.5-year-old grandson has been having a recurring nightmare about a lady who tells him she needs something in his room and wants to put something on his foot. He's potty training and has a 4 week-old sister. How can we help him through this?"
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
🎵 Karen's got a gun. The whole world's come undone 🎵
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Unlike her father's support of the original Star Trek, safe to say Martin Luther King's daughter is not a fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister became obsessed with diets, cleanses, and New Age nonsense; she wound up hospitalized and eschewed science. She died and left video messages for her daughter; they're rambling idiocy with some nice parts. Can I edit out the dumb stuff?"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both attempting to work from home during the quarantine. My 3-year-old daughter wants constant attention, so I started buying her activity kits on a weekly basis so she has something to do. Am I setting a dangerous precedent?"
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
A judge after throwing out a lawsuit filed by Stan Lee's daughter: "Stan Lee, a superhero in his own right, served to inspire the everyday hero. The Court urges parties to treat his legacy with respect and cease engaging in meritless litigation"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's diamond-finding season in Arkansas, again
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
D*** at Dick's can't shoot worth d***
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hard-working archer on an open plain and other royal families names
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Mon June 22, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man's father bought a car brand new in 1974. His son bought it back in 2020
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crook woman stunned by unexpected arrival of baby, has her heart stolen
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 6 year-old daughter is an only child for purely economic reasons; normally I'd be taking her to soccer, avoiding my social anxiety, and letting her have fun. But Covid-19 stopped that; she keeps asking why she's an only child. How can I explain?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter™
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"'Top Chef' host Padma Lakshmi working on picture book"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1300, Dante was named the Prior of Florence, in spite of the fact that he wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Winners now free to do drugs
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
18-year-old girl becomes pregnant so dad blames: A) The daughter. B) The boyfriend. C) Her mom for not being a good parent and keeping track of the teenager's menstrual cycles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth sits in on her first public video call, doesn't get blitzed by zoombombers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Thanos bikini: okay but why?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We own a second home by a tourist destination; we rent it 11 months out of the year & count on the income; the pandemic hit hard. Our daughter qualifies for a scholarship due to our change in funds; my sister says we're being advantageous. Are we?"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My sister wants to name her daughter after her favorite fungus, and she's mad because I said that naming a child that way would lead to bullying. She's mad at me now; what should I do?"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a birth plan that will work for me. However, my in-laws are very opinionated about their grandchild and how I am operating during the pregnancy. Am I required to share said birth plan with them?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Willem Dafoe, actor, on making out with his close friend's wife for the movie Tommaso: "You know the rules. You're trying to help each other, you're playing make believe, it's like that. It's an intimacy that has to do with trying to make something"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman got goosebumps after spotting mysterious figure hiding in her photo. What do you think it is?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Look, that wombat's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiding your Iranian business operations after your CFO (and founder's daughter) is deeply linked to the country it is not exactly the actions of an above-board company, is it, Huawei?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Daddy changed the world" (video)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity and Jill Rhodes divorce after she suddenly realizes she's married to Sean Hannity
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother Daughter look-alikes - pick one
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Reluctant to share public transport with public germs, but can't afford to run or park a car? Back to the future with a bicycle it is then
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Imagine being the complete and utter turd who thinks they're being some kind of conservative hero by doing this to JOHNNY CASH'S GRANDDAUGHTER
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of Gambling' has played his last hand
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
107 Disney animated movies ranked from worst to best. I'm sure the collective here will agree with the author. Those that don't look to your right to let us know
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
EU privacy laws intended to regulate Facebook et al used to stop a grandmother posting online images of her grandchildren
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My wife likes to walk around the house naked. It was fine when she was younger but her body hasn't aged very well. Should I say something to her?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and his girlfriend spent the holidays with us; when they had sex, it was loud like howler monkeys. My 4 year-old's room is next to the guest room. The issue didn't get better; they want to stay again. Can I say no sex? Gag them?"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Most people put on life jackets when their boat is sinking 12 miles offshore. Then there are these two guys
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump congratulates daughter no one remembers he has upon graduating from law school. Then says something strangely prophetic
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Sad: You graduate law school and your father doesn't even bother to acknowledge your achievement. Fark: Your father is Donald Trump
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the next module of your home-schooling work book, in your own words, define these five categories of pornography
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We live in a stay-at-home state; my partner has a heart condition and is high risk. Our 6 year-old daughter was always a good sleeper; now, she's afraid of shadows and comes into our bed and fears bathroom spiders. Is this all pandemic-related?"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka: among the many things daddy is into, he's really hot for face masks lately; now on video
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby wishes they were good at chalk art as this mother and daughter are
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Melissa Etheridge's 21-year-old son dies from opioid addiction. David Crosby inconsolable
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Cranes are reuniting families during the corona crisis. But don't get your hopes up for any tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I have leftover money in my child's 529 college savings account - where can I cruise?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Drag queen stuns with math lesson on exponential growth by folding paper. To be fair, drag queens are experts at folding and tucking things
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two sons, 8 and 10, are good, healthy eaters; they are food adventurous, enjoy veggies, eating everything we do. My in-laws live next door and give my kids kid food like nuggets instead of salmon when my boys want salmon. I'm outraged. What do?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Totes adorbs photos of a quarantined sidewalk artist's daughter
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I get my 9 year-old stepdaughter to stop calling me by my first name and start calling me 'mom?'"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After cultural learnings of today's America, Kazakhstan's president names his aide senate speaker to make benefit glorious nation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering whether the words "Tori Amos," "offers quarantine comfort," and "a recipe for vegan mushroom stew" could all work together in one headline, we now have an answer: They cannot
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Livestream is going to be a half-ass Daily News Summary - half-ass because Sierra is going to sub for Dallan. Come see what Drew's zero video experience results in, along with what his 10-year old punkass daughter thinks of today's news. 7pm et
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(Navajo Times)
 
 
 
Former Miss Western Navajo Valentina Blackhorse, died of coronavirus Thursday at the age of 28. 28
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
A trademark battle over a daughter's name? Why yes a Jenner is involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith on quarantine with Will Smith: "[we] are in the process of him [learning] to love himself, me [learning] to love myself and us building a friendship." So, it's anger, masturbation, and separate bedrooms like normal folks, then?
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Article full of Getty Images and other licensed pictures contains no royalty-free images
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time believing this, but Trump's family has been making way more money off his re-election campaign than we previously knew
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson is a master at bikini .... Gone
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Felicity Huffman's daughter admitted to college with her own SATs. That's one way to stick it to mom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is in kindergarten; our life was upturned by the pandemic, and as a result her teacher thinks I need to redshirt my daughter. I'm not even a Star Trek fan; how can I force her to sacrifice herself for her friends by staying back?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He said that the last time they spoke, she told him how excruciating it was to have to continually watch contagion patients die, including some even before they could be taken from the ambulance"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's disappearance explained - he was standing behind his invisible kids (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are working from home during the pandemic, looking after our 3-year-old and 4-month-old daughters. The baby's easy; our oldest requires constant attention & won't stop talking. How do I deal with a toddler extrovert while working?"
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sophia Loren explains the story behind the infamous side-eye photo with Jane Mansfield
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the tortured pain of being the token Trump defender on a daily talk show stops just short of actually voting for him
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just received a misdirected text that said "Hold of on the DNR. The son is on board but we still need to talk to the daughter." What is the strangest text message you've received lately?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Here's your nine pence." "I'm not dead." "'Ere. She says she's not dead." "Yes, she is." "I'm not." "She isn't?" "Well, she will be soon. She's very ill." "I'm getting better." "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's go for the trifecta with this article on Salma Hayek's daughter's princess bedroom
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 rules for sheltering in place with nofarkingways, nopes, and well okays
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember *ring* how she said that *ring* we would meet again *ring* some sunny day?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Journalist Jeff Weiner reports Austin Gillespie aka Augutus Sol Invictus ordered his wife to bring their kids to Dickson Azalea Park ― "or else." What a cock
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
RIP Skylar Herbert 2015 - 2020
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not happy about the recent twist in Westworld? Don't feel too bad, because neither is Ed Harris. (Spoilers, of course.)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With nothing to do because of the pandemic, wedding photographer raids her daughter's doll collection to shoot doll wedding. No word on who caught the bouquet
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lose something in your car, remember to look under the seat. Especially if it's a baby
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Woman receives a "Sorry we called the cops on you" cake from neighbor after playing Pokemon Go
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have two teenagers, a 14-year-old boy and a 16-year-old girl. In normal life, my daughter is a rock star; she also has severe control issues. My son has ADHD and is a hot mess. In quarantine, he's Mr. Let-it-Go, she's in panic mode. What do?"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"What are the chances that one of the most profound intellectuals and nimble polymaths in the United States - nay, the world - just so happens to be married to the daughter of the President of the United States?"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I work full-time in New York; we're working from home, and our 5 year-old daughter is home with us. Her kindergarten class is doing lessons on Zoom; we don't have time for that and work. Are we obligated to have her attend lessons?"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Some Guitarist)
 
 
 
Ryo Kawasaki, inventor of the guitar synthesizer and pioneer of jazz fusion guitar, has died at the age of 73. Funeral music expected to last 4 hours
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"And the resurrection of Jesus after three days in a tomb blessed us on the first Easter Sunday. And with God's forgiveness, all of mankind would benefit, except the Jets, and their stinking inability to make successful trades"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"And THAT, dear granddaughter, is why we have statues of giant head lice in Times Square and numerous other locations around the country"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
6,000 people more than usual died in England and Wales last week ... but only 3,475 deaths were linked to coronavirus. Nobody knows yet why so many other people are dying. Nobody. No guesses as to why, either. Quitters, probably
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Michael Gove got his daughter tested for Coronavirus within 24 hours after she showed symptoms, well ahead of waiting NHS workers. Who says power doesn't play into it?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Even Mitch McConnell's three daughters hate his guts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 2.5 year-old daughter; she'll most likely be an only child. We're engaged and involved. During quarantine, I've tried to keep her busy with crafts; her dad is spontaneous, and she prefers him. Am I right to be jealous?"
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