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Fri July 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old was forced to remain in the classroom and watch her classmates have fun at a good attendance celebration because she had had surgery that caused her to miss class for two weeks
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Tue July 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a kinda maypole flashmob, would you dance around street furniture?
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(CafePharma)
 
 
 
FDA's new prescription drug guidance would allow patients to self-diagnose and write their own prescriptions using apps. For more information, see your friendly neighborhood pharmaceutical advertising campaign
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It was as if the robots operated within some network in the sky...a "skynet" you might say
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Somebody call 911" Alexa: "Now playing Fire Burning on the Dance Floor by Sean Kingston"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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Sun July 15, 2018
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Church attendance among Christians drops, but rising among atheists because the world doesn't make sense anymore
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An Ohio strip club law prohibits patrons from touching a nude or seminude dancer unless the patron is a member of the dancer's immediate family." So *that's* how it is their state
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dancing FBI agent reloaded. Clear the dance floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The unexamined life is not worth living... but YOU'LL never find out
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Fri July 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The inner Joe Paterno of Jim Jordan keeps growing with a fifth new allegation. It's super hot in California. It's another FHF. Let us just dance and drink here at your MSNBC thread. Dancing starts now, the party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not unusual that Tom Jones doesn't dance anymore. It's not unusual that he barely moves a muscle. It's not unusual because he's 78 years-old and has had a hip operation, oh woah oh oh, oh woah
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Mon July 02, 2018
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 19: Brazil and Mexico must figure out who dances better at 10 am EDT. Belgium soccer must figure out the shine of Japan at 2 pm. Which teams will be reeling in the tears? This is your World Cup thread
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at Detroit Pistons Dancers auditions
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Is gin actually just flavored vodka? Is vodka really a subset of gin? Is gin really made of Christmas trees? Can vodka actually make me dance better?
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Krzanich resigns as CEO of IBM, citing overabundance of vowels
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
Police hope someone will recognize this thief's dance moves. Well, it's certainly not Elaine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney discusses his writing strategy with Kanye West: "I was tootling around on guitar, and Kanye spent a lot of time looking at pictures of Kim". How the mighty have fallen
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane donates $2.5 million to NPR. This reminds me of the time William Shatner gave a lap dance to Conway Twitty at the Hollywood Bowl
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 30 hidden secrets about the $1 bill, you know that piece of paper you put in exotic dancers' G-strings
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Sat June 16, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Dancing doctor demands a dance off with the Georgia medical board that suspended her ability to practice. How will she get ready for the dance off if she can't practice?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
A timeline of George R.R. Martin's "Winds of Winter" which is longer than it took us to put a man on the moon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence: Hot stuff, coming through. When I work hard, I play hard. (Everybody dance now)
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Wed June 13, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dad crashes daughter's ballet performance. Scores Dad points. Bonus: holding a baby and making a manly fashion statement. Extra bonus: doesn't look half bad
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump praises Kim Jong Un as strong, funny, smart and a terrific dancer. And he can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. TWO COATS
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denver FBI agent that shot someone after attempting sick dance moves has turned himself in and will face charges
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
James 5 could be the last James of the Johnny Sex Cup this year, will the Vegas floor show add a fan dance? Will Ovi's controller finally unplug? Can Flower stop a beachball? All this and the Cup in the building.. Let's Do that hockey. 8PM ET NBC/CBC
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
In accordance with the rest of the administration, CFPB drops the C to put more emphasis on the P
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Decoding the honeybee dance could lead to healthier hives, sweeter grooves and moves
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Tue June 05, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mylan CEO Heather Bresch: Sure, we raised EpiPen's price by 400%, but "always look on the bright side of life"
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Sun June 03, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Rain is a possibility which can bring out the clownshoes. Can Dixon repeat from yesterday? Who will Kimball punt today? Say good bye/good riddance to ABCs subpar coverage. This is your Indycar Dual in Detroit race 2 discussion at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
We asked people to describe the drunkest they've ever been in just 6 words. Surprisingly, the word Farker never appears
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We fed the bears, punched donkeys and chickens danced for out amusement. Welcome to the sixties
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Tip for visitors to the world's largest cuckoo clock: When the dancing girl comes out, don't try to dance with her
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog shows bride and groom exactly what she thinks of their first dance on the beach
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
The 10 most bizarre royal etiquette rules. You will dance in a conga line, and port hoggers will get bishop flogged
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASCAR is in the 10th straight year of declining attendance and ratings, and the France family may just put the whole thing up for sale. IPO to be sponsored by Marlboro, STP, and Monster Energy Drinks
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Break into building... then dance
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sundance cancels whatever Hap and Leonard is
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Alex Jones hypnotized by Childish Gambino's gyrating hips in "This is America." Er, I mean he studied it closely to warn you all about the Scary Negro Voodoo Dancing
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only version of Predator 2 that I recognize is the one where it ends in a dance off
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Noh Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this theatrical dance
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/9): Dance your cares away *clap clap* for Fraggle Rock: The Comic. Also, a timely Deadpool milestone, Justice League: TANJ, a nuclear-winterized Montreal, a Last Jedi adaptation, and another attempt to bring Venom out of the 90s. Zang
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Wed May 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Publisher pressuring George RR Martin to split Winds of Winter into two concurrent books. Cue nerd rage in 3, 2, 1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Girl with bone cancer has leg reattached backwards so she can dance, freak out neighbors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The worst thing I did was introduce my daughter to Irish dancing; she's now actively competing in dance competitions and is a bit too competitive. It's consumed her. How can I change this?"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is in the mood to get down and boogie: this week, we're looking for the best dance albums of all time (leisure suits and platform shoes not required)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1960s dance
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that a kangaroo would like beer. They're both full of hops
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
App matches music to your rhythm during sex. Men get the "Minute Waltz", women get the "Unfinished symphony"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Lady Maureen's tour for her debut album postponed for six months, because she, her band and backup dancers are all in jail for playing a gig in another country without first securing any sort of permits
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity invites Jimmy Kimmel on his show after realizing the skeletons in his own closet will likely dance around like dis or dat
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk granddad breaks into Mexican dance routine with sombrero after a few 'Sunday beers', leaves tourists bemused
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Sat April 07, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Usher spotted at Rockets game nails it during the Dance Cam
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Letting your 5-year-old son take dance lessons won't turn him gay Mr. Perez Hilton
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Orleans cheerleader fired for posting photo covering more than her uniform
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Thu March 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rams' male cheerleaders make history, will perform the same routine as the female dancers
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Wed March 28, 2018
(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
Restaurant in California fined $3000 because of: a) health code violations, b) safety violations, or c) allowing customers to dance inside the restaurant
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be the Little Dance or the Not Interested Tournament to some of you, but the NIT Semifinals at Madison Square Garden is going on. Can Utah hold off Western Kentucky? Can Penn State defeat Mississippi State? Tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic in front of children's dance studio like "Frogger with humans." It ain't really the same thing, though. You don't use a joystick to actually move around. Unless you're hit by a car
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson covered himself in butter to rumble with prison guards. How dairy
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancer
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