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Sat March 25, 2023
		9/11 lady killed by air turbulence didn't die of that after all, because there was no turbulence during that flight. Conspiracy theorists suddenly feel useful again source: necn.com \| share:	54

Wed March 22, 2023
		Extremely rare, but weak, tornado hits Southern California. Subby disappointed it didn't have sharks source: ktla.com \| share:	45

Tue March 21, 2023
		Day 391 of WW3: Ukrainian drone attack in Dzhankoi Crimea destroys cruise missiles and damages important rail hub. It's your Tuesday Russo-Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com \| share:	616

Sat March 18, 2023
		After their $1500-per-day nitrous oxide habit left them with disabling nerve damage, it's probably safe to say they're not laughing now source: yahoo.com \| share:	206

Thu March 16, 2023
		Insurance companies changing adjusters assessments and pretended damage didn't happen in order to slash payouts by 80% source: twitter.com \| share:	82
(Some Guy)		Big orange boob catches fire in Florida, no not that one the other one source: aroundosceola.com \| share:	37

Mon March 13, 2023
		Petty crooks steal a car. The greats steal a car dealership source: wmur.com \| share:	56

Thu March 09, 2023
		Not The Onion: Norfolk Southern train derails in Alabama as CEO testifies in Congress source: thehill.com \| share:	59
		Man recreates the Boston Tea Party. Sir, this is a McDonalds source: wsmv.com \| share:	39
		A little Bondo, a lick of primer, that'll buff right out source: msn.com \| share:	21

Wed March 08, 2023
(Popular Info)		Walgreens: FINE, you caught us, so here are some weasel words our lawyers barfed up. We good now? source: popular.info \| share:	135
		European Space Agency predicts your odds of getting nailed on Valentine's Day 2046 at 1:625, so plan accordingly source: pcmag.com \| share:	36

Tue March 07, 2023
		Thanks to Tucker's revisionist history, the Sicknick family will likely own the Fox News Corporation after they sue the bejesus out of them. See, happy endings are possible source: mediaite.com \| share:	95

Mon March 06, 2023
		Pete Davidson crashes car into Beverly Hills house. Incredibly, police don't believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	21

Sun March 05, 2023
		Turns out there's a pretty good reason other car companies don't make their vehicles out of stainless steel source: jalopnik.com \| share:	74
		Day 375 of WW3. There is battling in the streets of Bakhmut and not a single building has been left undamaged, but the city has yet to fall to the invaders. It's your Sunday Ukraine War thread source: bbc.com \| share:	480

Fri March 03, 2023
(Some Weather Guy)		Overheard in the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly: "Look out, mama, it's coming up a big old cloud." Stay safe, Southern Farkers source: foxweather.com \| share:	42
(Some Guy)		Who sabotaged Comcast cable in Philly on Superb Owl Sunday? It's-a me, Mario source: blotter.sites.phillypolice.com \| share:	14

Thu March 02, 2023
		Today on The Californians: a freeway vehicle shooting occurred while taking the 110 to the 405. Fark: shooting was between occupants of the vehicle source: ktla.com \| share:	46

Wed March 01, 2023
		"You support Satan?" What's God gonna think of that?" "Sir, this is a Target" source: deadstate.org \| share:	154
		New report says the world is not adequately prepared for disasters despite the advances in CGI source: phys.org \| share:	10

Mon February 27, 2023
		Tonight on RAW: Lita & The Man vs Damage CTRL for the Women's tag titles, Carmella tries to avoid being Asuka's next victim, Candice vs Piper, Will Brock face a giant at WrestleMania & Miz TV. See what else happens starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	183
		Graupel falls from sky and hits visitors at Disneyland who demand compensation, other flavors source: ktla.com \| share:	11

Sun February 26, 2023
		Honey, where should we park our camper? "How about near the edge of a river that is historically high?" "BRILLIANT Let's go". Rare RV-houseboat trifecta possible source: ktla.com \| share:	40
		"Honey, where should we park our camper for the evening?" "How about over on top of that frozen poop pond?" "BRILLIANT Let's go" source: wwnytv.com \| share:	39

Sat February 25, 2023
		Earthquake hits...Wales? source: bbc.com \| share:	58

Fri February 24, 2023
		Pop quiz hot shot. You break a $42K Jeff Koons sculpture in several pieces... How much is each piece now worth? source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	15
		Highlanders and ninjas storm through town source: metro.co.uk \| share:	14
		It takes a good guy with a gun to stop an unarmed squirrel. The baby was almost just collateral damage source: fox43.com \| share:	42

Thu February 23, 2023
		New St. Louis soccer parking garage has a real shot at succeeding source: fox2now.com \| share:	10

Wed February 22, 2023
		NLRB rules STFU cannot be part of a severance source: vice.com \| share:	16

Tue February 21, 2023
		Are homeless encampments outside your business having a negative impact? Ask yourself, what would Fred Flintstone do? source: komonews.com \| share:	122

Mon February 20, 2023
		Cleveland, tired of all the attention East Palestine is getting, tries their hand at explosive chemical fires source: cleveland19.com \| share:	52
		Malcolm in the Middle of the Pack source: consequence.net \| share:	16

Sun February 19, 2023
		Day 361 of WW3: A "Register of Damages Caused by Russian Aggression to Ukraine" will be set up in The Hague to keep track of war damages to Ukrainian properties. Sounds like a database/spreadsheet nightmare. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com \| share:	538

Sat February 18, 2023
		What's worse than crashing a Lamborghini? source: thedrive.com \| share:	73

Fri February 17, 2023
		Realizing they're going to lose the Dominion lawsuit, Fox News begins the Bargaining stage. "Fox News on Thursday told a judge that Dominion Voting Systems has no evidence to support its staggering $1.6 billion damages claim" source: reuters.com \| share:	81

Thu February 16, 2023
		Japanese zoo runs escaped black-bear drill by dressing lucky employee in bear suit and siccing safety professionals on him. After confirming "bear" has been "tranquilized," they return it to its enclosure source: mainichi.jp \| share:	40

Wed February 15, 2023
		Southwest: Oh sure, when our IT systems fail and leave thousands stranded, you kick up a big fuss. But when an airline from the Old World does it, it's 'charming' or 'authentic' and you won't shut up about your last trip to Europe source: theguardian.com \| share:	10

Tue February 14, 2023
		GOOD IDEA, BAD IDEA: Good: Fixing an SSD that's burning out faster than normal with a firmware update. Bad: That won't fix the damage already done. Good: RMA your defective SSD. Bad: Manufacturer returns it, stating "no defects found" source: tomshardware.com \| share:	13

Sat February 11, 2023
		Watch moment WWII bomb suddenly goes big bada BOOM while experts worked to defuse it in Great Yarmouth, England. Surprisingly no one injured source: thesun.ie \| share:	76
		"I don't think it is fair to call Donald Trump a damaged candidate," said a top GOP fundraiser. "He is a metastasizing cancer who if he is not stopped is going to destroy the party. Donald Trump is a loser' source: politico.com \| share:	104

Fri February 10, 2023
		Biden: "Look, I'm sorry if I didn't piss my pants in fear and run around screaming THE END IS NIGH like the Republicans did. I'm the President. There was no threat. We had it all under control. You want some ice cream?" source: mediaite.com \| share:	98

Wed February 08, 2023
		"Leonardo da Vinci would have approved of protestors defacing his artwork", say protestors defacing da Vinci's artwork source: theguardian.com \| share:	53
		Beautiful, historic, downtown Stowe, Vermont in winter. It is just like a Hallmark movie setting. Snow banks next to cleared walks, Christmas decorations on light poles, the flat bed truck, carrying a load of hay, fully engulfed in flames. (W/ vid) source: wcax.com \| share:	27
		Man succumbs to prostate cancer, but not before it gets his Irish up. Tag is for the not so specific blood test Prostate Specific Antigen source: gizmodo.com \| share:	44

Tue February 07, 2023
		Teen arsonist who caused £1 million in damages is fined... £61. Yeah, that'll teach him source: farminguk.com \| share:	45
		Two cars drove up to a gas station after getting into a minor accident. That's when things got all 'Murica (with video goodness) source: wral.com \| share:	67

Mon February 06, 2023
		Kyle Busch caught in Mexico exercising his American Second Amendment privilege, which they don't do there source: jayski.com \| share:	35
		Sausage Party cancelled due to mass recall source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	7

Sun February 05, 2023
		The NASCAR Cup Series returns to the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum for the Busch Light Clash, as counter programming to the Grammys. Coverage begins at 8 PM ET on Fox source: jayski.com \| share:	295

Sat February 04, 2023
		Have you ever heard Raging Speedhorn? You will on Noise Factor tonight at 10:30PM ET. You'll also hear Damageplan, Cave In, Static-X, Svalbard, Wizzo and more. Track of the Week is back and it's a cover that is so good your host has an epiphany source: bigeradio.com \| share:	6
		"Hey, pal, you can't just park that anywhere" source: wfla.com \| share:	19

Fri February 03, 2023
		It's just nuts with what this guy found when he cut a hole in his wall source: thedodo.com \| share:	41
		Ze bollards Zey do nothing source: cbs17.com \| share:	24

Wed February 01, 2023
		Driver creates night time drive-thru shopping mall source: thestar.com \| share:	20

Tue January 31, 2023
		They were out of duct tape? (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	58
		Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	16
(Not Some Refreshing Drink)		Large object crashes through wall of woman's home, narrowly missing her. OHHH YEAH source: dakotanewsnow.com \| share:	66

Mon January 30, 2023
		While Auckland struggles with flooding that has killed people, destroyed homes & caused hundreds of millions of dollars of damage, the real tragedy is the mayor had to cancel his tennis to "to deal with media drongos over the flooding tomorrow" source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	24
		Earthquake strikes near Livingston, I presume? source: kbzk.com \| share:	18
		In August 2022 a retired Air Force Lt. Colonel working in intelligence pleaded guilty to retaining Top Secret documents that "could be expected to cause exceptionally grave damage to the national security of the United States" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	60
		Iran: that drone attack was but a scratch. Western Intelligence Services: A SCRATCH? Your arm's off source: msn.com \| share:	134

Sun January 29, 2023
		Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous? source: kdvr.com \| share:	37
		Staycation defined source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	19
		Androcles and the moose source: nsnews.com \| share:	8

Sat January 28, 2023
		In what is just a total coincidence, the Quran-burning incident in Sweden that caused Turkey to oppose Sweden's NATO application was paid for by a Russia-affiliated journalist source: i24news.tv \| share:	86

Fri January 27, 2023
		Japan invents laser-based pest control system that may make insecticide obsolete -- the ultimate bug zapper source: soranews24.com \| share:	25
		Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself source: wesh.com \| share:	17

Thu January 26, 2023
		Sh*ts up, dude source: theguardian.com \| share:	4
		Government of Mexico to startup with poor impulse control: "Termination Shock was not supposed to be a HOWTO" source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Wed January 25, 2023
		4.2 quake hits Malibu. Locals yawn, adjust lawnchairs and vow to rebuild source: ktla.com \| share:	39

Mon January 23, 2023
		Photo of TFG and Philly mob boss surfaces, forcing mob boss to do damage control source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44
		Alec Baldwin is set to start shooting Rust again. Hasn't he done enough damage? source: aol.com \| share:	86

Fri January 20, 2023
		Jackass: The Rental House source: ktla.com \| share:	27
		Jackass: The Rental House source: ktla.com \| share:	27
		Man charged in Lincoln Park church burglary. He stole at least $9K, but in the end, it didn't even matter source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	15

Wed January 18, 2023
		Gunfire damages another power substation in North Carolina, reminding everyone that there still have been no arrests since the Moore County incident source: wect.com \| share:	152

Tue January 17, 2023
		One car-bomb costs drunk woman 10 million dollars in damages. Additionally, the added regret of sitting through a Marilyn Manson concert source: nypost.com \| share:	97
(Some Cold Weather Crop Guy)		It's mid-January but that doesn't mean we can't have another wintertime gardening thread. Oh, here are some tips on gardening this time of year source: marconews.com \| share:	18
		Carolina vandals have gone from shooting out transformers to... destroying the broadcast towers for the Triad region's oldest sports & newsradio station source: journalnow.com \| share:	48
		Reactionary authoritarianism has done damage to Texas, so the new legislature has learned its lesson, and will engage in even more. It's the Texas way source: texasobserver.org \| share:	22

Mon January 16, 2023
		Juicyfields accused of rug-pulling medicinal cannabis investors. What a buzzkill source: dw.com \| share:	8
		Inebriated pickup truck driver gets in argument with outdoor dining patrons at Japanese restaurant, goes kamikaze on them. And since it's the Carolinas, customers also shot at him source: abc11.com \| share:	51

Fri January 13, 2023
		Israel's outgoing army chief leaves with finger-uzis blazing at Bibi and co source: apnews.com \| share:	62
		Severe storms, tornadoes roll through several southern states. At least seven people dead in Georgia and Alabama, hundreds of dollars in damages reported source: apnews.com \| share:	29

Wed January 11, 2023
		Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis in Chatsworth: The sinkhole is growing. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye source: ktla.com \| share:	33

Tue January 10, 2023
		Baked Alaska gets two months in the cooler source: cnn.com \| share:	59

Fri January 06, 2023
		2 convicted over carbon monoxide poisoning at Norwegian rave. Guess the Death Metal got too real source: apnews.com \| share:	18
		Four NM Democrats targeted for attacks by Y'all Qaeda have their homes and workplaces shot up. Scary tag sending News tag out to draw fire source: nbcnews.com \| share:	228
		Superior man sentenced for setting multiple forest fires. I'd hate to see what inferior man did source: kpax.com \| share:	18

Mon January 02, 2023
		New Lowe's home improvement store opening in county ravaged by Hurricane Ian so customers can rebuilt in time for next Cat-5 tropical cyclone visit source: wfla.com \| share:	11

Sat December 31, 2022
		What are the prospects for the Russians, the Republican Party, and the people who made "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" being totally wiped out? Here comes the science and a little collateral damage source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		As someone who has worked at a grocery store before, Subby has to say that this isn't normal behavior source: kiro7.com \| share:	72

Fri December 30, 2022
		Kansas police chief wants you to know his police officers felt uncomfortable arresting terminally ill cancer patient for THC possession but they did it anyway because it's the law. Claims charges were dropped after officer emailed DA source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	201

Wed December 28, 2022
(Erie County, NY)		Did you lose a car in the snowstorm in Buffalo? Here's where you might find it source: www3.erie.gov \| share:	34

Tue December 27, 2022
		Last year's insurance invoice for the cost of propping up oil company profits is $115 Billion source: grist.org \| share:	12
		Sure they broke into our restaurant and stole 'about $1,000' but they didn't damage our stove or the orders we had ready for Christmas Eve says glass half full restaurant owner source: wnep.com \| share:	11

Mon December 26, 2022
		When removing a beaver dam, you could just throw some dynamite at it, or you could ask the feds to do it the official way... which is also to throw dynamite at it, and cause nearly $1M in damage source: msn.com \| share:	56

Sun December 25, 2022
		Man arrested after painting holiday messages to Biden and Obama, heyyy... those aren't holly berries source: ktvu.com \| share:	39

Fri December 23, 2022
		Yes, folks, it's time for your annual falling iguanas story source: clickorlando.com \| share:	26

Thu December 22, 2022
		There might be a rescue mission to the ISS because Russia source: france24.com \| share:	43

Wed December 21, 2022
		Sovereign Citizen claims $100,000 damages per day for the government prosecuting him source: twitter.com \| share:	209

Tue December 20, 2022
		For sale: Ferrari 250 GT California in red, low miles. Chicago-area owner, clean except for slight body damage, considerable wear to reverse gear, light buff marks from extensive diaper rubbing source: hiconsumption.com \| share:	25
		The US Air Force grounds the entire B-2 Stealth Bomber fleet. Or they will, when they can find them source: aol.com \| share:	107
		Day 300 of WW3: Russia launches drone attacks, damages civilian targets and power systems. Nikopol was struck by more than 60 Russian shells, hitting infrastructure and cutting off some water supplies. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	311

Mon December 19, 2022
		Russian cosmonauts looking to cancel Columbia trip source: msn.com \| share:	9

Sat December 17, 2022
		Meta no longer Doomed source: engadget.com \| share:	19

Fri December 16, 2022
		1500 tropical fish on the run in Berlin source: dw.com \| share:	60

Wed December 14, 2022
		If you live within 150 miles of New Orleans, just assume you will be under a tornado warning for the next day or two source: weather.com \| share:	28
		If you're going to have sex on the job, be sure your mic isn't keyed in, Isn't that right deputy? source: tmz.com \| share:	49
		If lightning strike causes 2000 gallons of sewage to flood Alabama city streets, how can you tell the difference? source: whnt.com \| share:	30

Tue December 13, 2022
		Oregon fir trees dying at alarming rate has been dubbed "firmageddon" by researchers. Guess Oregonians better buy some marshmallows this spring source: nbcnews.com \| share:	12
		Actual headline includes "Small Victory in Penile Enhancement". Phrasing people, phrasing source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Dog was his copilot source: metro.co.uk \| share:	24
		Man comes up short of cash for one small bottle of liquor, chooses instead to purchase $3,000 worth of booze in dramatic and abusive fashion source: audacy.com \| share:	24

Sun December 11, 2022
		Jets fans are on Edge after Mike White got speared by Buffalo source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	13
		Enid Blyton fans horrified by the new direction of her latest work, "Five Get Blasted in the Channel Islands" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	28

Fri December 09, 2022
		Thieves are caught on camera stealing $600K worth of cars from a car dealership. The owners are hoping they get their two used Honda sedans back with little damage source: wral.com \| share:	21
		Almost all investment literature warns potential investors that "Past returns are not indicative of future performance." But hey, just look at these "technicals"..., I gotta "Golden Cross" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	28

Thu December 08, 2022
		Florida man plies his trade, proves Occam's razor source: wfla.com \| share:	18

Wed December 07, 2022
		Two signs in the comms cabinet said "Do not unplug." You'll never guess what happened next source: theregister.com \| share:	28

Tue December 06, 2022
		Larry Mullen Jr. may be too burned out to go on the next U2 tour source: consequence.net \| share:	67

Mon December 05, 2022
		Drive-thru at TD Bank was poorly designed, with all those windows, counters, desks, and bushes in the way source: patch.com \| share:	18
		The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect source: wral.com \| share:	142
		Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax source: fox13news.com \| share:	89
		Bitcoin could plunge 70% suggesting Bitcoin still has 69% to fall. Nice source: cnbc.com \| share:	49

Sat December 03, 2022
		Rogue wave hits cruise ship, avoids turning into Poseiden adventure source: usatoday.com \| share:	44

Fri December 02, 2022
		The crypto beatings will continue until morale improves source: cnn.com \| share:	37

Thu December 01, 2022
		Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name source: pagesix.com \| share:	42

Wed November 30, 2022
		Dimock will get free water for 75 years, and Coterra gets to keep drilling. You may remember Dimock from the movie Gasland and their flammable water source: triblive.com \| share:	33
		Weather Avocado of Doom kills two source: usatoday.com \| share:	25
		This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19

Tue November 29, 2022
		Iran takes a brief break from forcibly preventing its soccer players from speaking with foreigners and threatening them with torture, to hose American soccer players down with whataboutism source: sfgate.com \| share:	45

Sun November 27, 2022
		Church sues over act of God source: twincities.com \| share:	38

Sat November 26, 2022
		Tonight WWE presents Survivor Series: Wargames - Will the Bloodline outlast Team Brutes? Does Team Bianca or Team Damage Ctrl win? Can Seth retain vs Theory vs Lashley? AJ or Finn? Ronda or Shotzi for SD women's champ? Find out at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com \| share:	438
(Some Guy)		Keep your Charizards close source: herald-zeitung.com \| share:	31

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